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00:00Or is it nestled low in the mountains of higher Carpathia? Whatever.
00:05For centuries, this colorful little kingdom has been proudly proclaimed for its peaceful, prosperous, happy peasants.
00:13We are happy peasants now! How we love a happy cow!
00:17Oompah-pah! Oompah-pah-pah! Oompah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah!
00:21Ooooooh!
00:25But alas, now bad days have come to lovely Upper Bulgaria.
00:29No longer do the people proudly proclaim they are peaceful, prosperous, happy peasants.
00:33Nooooooo!
00:36Nooooooo!
00:38Nooooooo!
00:41Why has Dumpnograd become such a miserable place in which to live?
00:45Because of one man and one man alone.
00:48The world-renowned local tyrant, Baron Nasty Nastovitch Nogudnik.
00:53All right, you peasants!
00:56Hold down there, moaning and groaning. I have an announcement from your beloved tyrant.
01:04Who said that?
01:06Never mind. Just read about the taxes.
01:09As you command, your tyrant-ship.
01:12Out loud! Out loud, cabbage heads!
01:15That's right.
01:17By order of your exalted tyrant, Baron Nogudnik,
01:20all peasants must now pay double taxes, or ramo into the flammo!
01:25Oh boy, am I mean and rotten, sensational!
01:28Your evil ship, I am pitiful peasant Flugl, and I cannot pay more taxes.
01:33All I have in the whole world is the clothes on my back.
01:36Oh, that's all, pitiful peasant Flugl?
01:38Yeah.
01:39The clothes on your back?
01:40Yeah, that's all.
01:42I'll take them!
01:44But never fear! All is not hopeless in Upper Bulgaria.
01:48For there is a legend among the simple folk of the land.
01:51When tyranny and oppression seem unbearable,
01:54a hero and champion will ride out of the night to save them.
01:58A hero who is bold, daring, resourceful.
02:05I am pitiful peasant Flugl, your rotten ship.
02:08All I have in the world is this cheesy thatched hut.
02:11That's all, peasant Flugl, that cheesy thatched hut?
02:14That's all.
02:15Okay, I'll take it!
02:20Oh, woe is me, woe is me!
02:25Oh, that poor peasant fellow.
02:27I'm going to go talk to that low-down tyrant.
02:30Me too, rib-ape, rib-ape.
02:32Let's go!
02:36New law from abominable tyrant.
02:38All strangers that are found in the village
02:40will be locked in solitary confinement for life.
02:43Or maybe longer.
02:45Solitary confinement for strangers?
02:49You know something great?
02:51We better use my brains and your brawn.
02:55We are happy peasants now.
02:58Oh, we love it here and now.
03:00Happy peasants. Oh, we love it. Yeah, yeah.
03:04Happy peasants. Oh, we love it.
03:06Happy peasants. Yeah, yeah.
03:12You want to attract attention?
03:14Sorry.
03:15We never see you before.
03:17You must be stranger.
03:19Oh, no, no. Not stranger.
03:21Me and friend here, we live here since we was tiny babies.
03:26Friend? Nazi friend? Bear friend?
03:28Uh, a bear friend.
03:32It's a gorilla mask!
03:34Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
03:39Shh! Not to fear.
03:41He is your ordinary 40-foot-tall peasant, like everybody else.
03:46It's hard life for peasants.
03:48If only Zorowski, the Purple Avenger, was here to save us.
03:53Zorowski? Who's that?
03:55Zorowski, the Purple Avenger, is the biggest hero in the history of our Bulgaria.
04:01Look, here's a picture of the Purple Avenger.
04:04Purple Avenger, huh? Hey, come here, Grapey.
04:07Now, this is where my brain...
04:11and your brawn...
04:14Gotcha.
04:15Hmm. Somehow, I get the feeling that pretty soon, the great Zorowski will ride again.
04:24And so, a legend is reborn.
04:27Out of the night, the new Purple Avenger appears.
04:30Grapey, Zorowski, Grapey.
04:34Moving silently, stealthily through the night.
04:38Oh, Grapey.
04:40Shh! Quiet, will you?
04:42Oh, well. As the Purple Avenger crashes through the night, all I can say is, look out, pirate!
04:50He's quiet out there in the village.
04:53Too quiet.
04:56Zorowski, the Purple Avenger, special return for Thor.
05:01Zorowski?
05:02There is no Zorowski.
05:04The Purple Avenger is merely an ignorant peasant superstition.
05:08Zorowski, Grapey.
05:10Oh, no. It's an ignorant peasant superstition.
05:15It is Zorowski.
05:17It is Zorowski.
05:23Your Willingship, I would like to make a statement.
05:25Yes, yes. What is it?
05:27I quit.
05:29You can't quit. You have 50-year assistant pirate contract.
05:33Contract don't count.
05:34You break contract, you in dungeon.
05:39Don't count.
05:42I and my flunky will close eyes for 10 seconds.
05:46Then one of you will write on blackboard where to find Zorowski.
05:50And we'll now see who is door catcher.
05:53If not too early, Chumsky.
05:56Repeat.
05:57Go.
05:58One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
06:08Now we open our eyes. Ready or not.
06:11They're gone. The lowly peasants are gone.
06:16Zorowski.
06:17I know. I know.
06:24This land best I ever think of. 100% sure thing.
06:29Boy, oh, boy. I sure hope so.
06:32Tomorrow is big peasant festival. Music dancing.
06:36When peasants come to courtyard to dance kazatsky, Zorowski sure to be among them.
06:42When they see him, I will pull this rope.
06:45So.
06:47Then the purple avenger will be our prisoner at last.
06:53At last.
07:01One of them is the purple avenger.
07:03Then I discover which one.
07:06I did hardly make.
07:08One, two, three, four.
07:09One, two, three, four.
07:10One, two, three, four.
07:12One, two, three, four.
07:14One, two, three, four.
07:16One, two, three, four.
07:18Easy.
07:21Watch it.
07:34Now for the next plan.
07:37Time to leave, find Zorowski.
07:39We're leaving. We're leaving.
07:43No. Nothing on Hell's wanted page.
07:45Nobody wants to hire a tyrant.
07:47Maybe we better look for some other kind of work.
07:50Never.
07:51If we don't find village what wants a tyrant, then we build our own village.
07:56Onward, Chomsky.
07:58Don't be lazy, Plomsky.
08:00Hop. Hop. Hop. Hop.
08:04We are happy peasants now.
08:06And she's not a pretty cow.
08:11If only we could thank Zorowski for saving us from the tyrant.
08:15Oh, now that's easy. He's right here.
08:17Where? Where is Zorowski?
08:19I not see anybody.
08:21Up there.
08:26Oh, no, no, no. It's the purple avenger.
08:29Show him grape.
08:31Grape.
08:32Mask.
08:33Gallop. Gallop. Gallop.
08:35Bye-bye, tyrant.
08:37Grape.
08:38It's him, Zorowski. The purple avenger.
08:41Stay here with us forever, Zorowski.
08:44We are leader.
08:45We are leader. We are leader. We are leader.
08:52Oh, look at that appetite.
08:57We will be bankrupt.
08:58It's only one thing to do.
09:01That road fastest way out of upper Bulgaria.
09:04Too bad you got to go so quick.
09:06We don't really have to go.
09:08Come back sometime soon.
09:11Maybe 10 years?
09:1420 years even better.
09:20Well, take a note of that grape.
09:22Come back in 20 years.
09:24Right.