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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:15Kevin the Geek, you're watching series 2, episode 5 of Ghosts, as we approach the one
00:21year anniversary of me beginning this show, of course I did the very first reaction to
00:26it as part of my 13 days of Halloween, last Halloween, and I cannot begin to tell you
00:35how much, hang on, my words are getting away from me, it is impossible to say, looking
00:47back, how good this show would become and how good it would be as part of my life, you
00:55know, watching something for the first time, as you do get with a number of these shows
00:58that I do, I'm a bit rambling, sorry, ignore me, let's just watch some Ghosts, come on,
01:05let's just do it, of course, subscribe, Patreon, all the usual bits and bobs.
01:14I had no idea so much went into a wedding.
01:16Speaking as your wife, that was clear.
01:185 boxes, 6, 7, 8 in here, and 10 in the lobby.
01:24Excellent.
01:25Right, lift from the knees.
01:26Trust me, you don't want a hernia.
01:28Head!
01:29What?
01:30Chog.
01:31Hedgehog.
01:32Sorry, I thought I saw a hedgehog.
01:34Where?
01:35Um, did you?
01:36No.
01:37Aw.
01:38Chase it out of the broom.
01:39They all leave fleas in the rug.
01:40Now, the other bit.
01:41I have you down for night lookouts this evening.
01:44Again?
01:45Won't he do it?
01:46I mean, um, me do it.
01:48Hardly.
01:49There's a lot of valuable ordnance on base, and while your counterpart here is very dexterous,
01:53observation is not his strong suit.
01:56Okay, fine.
01:57Pick me up at 6.
01:59Oh, no, no, no.
02:02I know you're on a budget, but where are the oyster forks?
02:05They're not having oysters.
02:06What?
02:07How much?
02:08It's a high-end oyster fork.
02:10It's wedding silver, Mike.
02:11It's got to be top quality.
02:14Don't try to bend them.
02:17Is, um, is Humphrey really the best person to be on lookout?
02:23Because he's always so stationary.
02:26If something goes wrong, how's he going to tell people other than maybe by just shouting?
02:34And look out for what?
02:41That's just what I heard.
02:42Now, don't be daft.
02:44Of course he ain't all lit.
02:46Oh.
02:47Hi, Jason.
02:48What's that?
02:56Good.
03:08So, what's the plan?
03:17A nicket.
03:18Oh.
03:20A good thing we've got a lookout then, isn't it?
03:23Although, yeah, like I said, unless Humphrey's literally holding his head,
03:28which I guess is not a bad thing,
03:31but judging by all the other times we've seen Humphrey,
03:34I somehow think that's not going to happen, is it?
03:39I'll make love to you if you want me to,
03:44and I'll hold you tight, baby, all through the night.
03:50I don't want him to.
03:53Okay.
03:54Great, they're doing music.
03:55Well, they're busy.
03:56They won't even know I'm out.
03:58You haven't told them?
03:59Oh, it'll just become some whole big thing, and it's better if I just sneak out.
04:03They won't bother you.
04:04Mm.
04:05You've been on your own with them before.
04:06Not at night, where the house all dark and creepy, and they're all dead and weird.
04:11You still can come with us, you know.
04:13No, you go.
04:14They're your friends, really.
04:15I'll be fine with the dead people.
04:19And the robbers.
04:21Uh-oh.
04:23This is going to go well, isn't it?
04:24Thanks for waiting.
04:25No problem.
04:29This is perfect.
04:31They're going out.
04:34Come on, now's our chance.
04:36But I've still got the thighs.
04:38God, you eat slowly.
04:40Well, I have got that bottle thing.
04:44No, you haven't.
04:45Yeah.
04:47Oh, yeah.
04:48Oh, my God.
04:49These guys are going to give the wet bandits a run for their money.
04:52Yeah, no.
04:53That's cool.
04:54No, no, no.
04:55No reason.
04:56I just thought if you wanted to pot around, play a bit of Xbox or something.
04:59But it's fine.
05:00Another time.
05:01Yeah.
05:02All right, see you later, Tom.
05:03Hello?
05:07Oh, bugger.
05:10Coming up tonight in the love nest.
05:12I like you and I love you.
05:14But I don't like you.
05:15You know what I mean?
05:16Yeah, I mean, no.
05:17I just don't think you've shown me the good in you.
05:19I have.
05:20You touched it.
05:21That's not what I mean, Scott.
05:22I just think you're a bitch.
05:25Right.
05:27I know you can hear me.
05:28Amazing!
05:31Kitty!
05:33Now, I'm going to stay in here, okay?
05:36And you stay anywhere else.
05:39Anywhere else.
05:44I don't want any trouble.
05:45I just want to watch my show.
05:47And eat my trifle.
05:48And go to sleep.
05:49The whole trifle?
05:50I won't sleep.
05:51I want a house of my own.
05:58That's what you get for eating a hot bowl.
06:00He didn't even get his way through it.
06:02I mean, who literally lies in bed and just has a family-sized trifle all to themselves?
06:08I mean, I guess that's something I would do.
06:10But still, have some respect.
06:12Actually, Kevin, yeah, have some respect for yourself as well.
06:15But, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
06:18This is going to go so badly wrong, isn't it?
06:22You've got burglars.
06:24You've got the ghost in who, I'm going to guess, are probably going to see the burglars.
06:28But obviously, they can't then communicate it to Mike.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Hilarity and chaos is going to ensue over the next 25 minutes or so.
06:3725 minutes or so.
06:43I'm afraid.
06:44Why did you put him on the roof?
06:46What's he now going to do?
06:48What do you see up there?
06:50Intruders?
06:51Intruders.
06:53Intruders!
07:02Intruders!
07:05Anyone?
07:07Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
07:09Ba-ba-ba.
07:11Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba.
07:18Quack, quack, quack.
07:31Ta-ta-ta-ta.
07:33Oh
07:52Whatever was that? No, it's called sweet. No. No, you come from downstairs. There you go. Oh
07:58Oh
08:02I know what this is a mask. No, we have this at the Bramptons. It's um insurance fraud
08:14Well, I can't see no cameras
08:16No machine there. I
08:19Didn't recognize you. I was just wearing a hat. Oh, right
08:23Let's see what's worth nicking. Shall we?
08:26All right, we have enemy insurgents somebody worn Allison tell her to inform the authorities, where is she in bed?
08:32I think I'll go in the meantime
08:35Franny keep eyes on the leader that kitty Mary make a note of anything that they try to steal. We'll need a full inventory
08:42list
08:45And as for you, you know leave this one to me go Pat nothing too much I
08:51I am placing you under a citizen's arrest
09:06Tray one tray silver tray, how dare you you're contemptible. Oh, yeah
09:13one candlestick
09:21As a full canteen
09:28It's taken nothing
09:33Thank You Mary young man, you are heading down a dark path, but it's not too late
09:51Oh
09:54Can you smell that
09:56What is that? What I'm telling you this place in right you ain't right. Come on. I think I found the DJ kit
10:05She's not here Allison he's alone up there maybe she's left him or gone out probably just gone
10:12gentlemen
10:14We're on our own
10:21Right box another box bigger box and some worms. It is a lot to remember. No, it's only
10:30What did I just say? Oh
10:32Allison taught me a clever way of remembering things when I kept forgetting the colors in a rainbow
10:37You make a sentence with the same first letters. Yeah, so it's Richard of
10:42York a battle in vain battle in
10:46Vain so that's red orange yellow
10:52Green gray
10:54Blue indigo. Yeah, violet
11:06Cutlery and silver tray could be
11:15Some more cups box box worms cups cups more cups
11:45Oh
11:49Cut the card era, you know, I think this true
11:54The plague girl can be heard
12:01The plague girl
12:04Hang on
12:06Was that always like that
12:09Courses it was definitely costs. He is right. I don't do that
12:16Oh
12:18Do you think Swansea shouldn't be better?
12:20Let's be on the safe side cut the phone line
12:24No, the main one
12:27No
12:30Outside
12:32You
12:41Just ask for the police tell them a burglary is in progress at button house then give them the address
13:02I think maybe that's all she does. Oh, honestly, why is no one ever alive when you need?
13:09It's a it's a play girl I
13:12Have a big maybe I'll say you got to remember it was a year ago that I watched the very first episode
13:17well, he might have been the second episode I remember which but
13:20Wasn't it?
13:23What are the first couple of episodes wasn't there a little girl
13:27That wouldn't you know when they're trying to scare Alice and Mike out at the house
13:30Was there a little girl cuz I have a vague memory of saying something like
13:34You know, I don't know why they chose a little girl because in reality if you're doing a long-running show
13:40She's not gonna be in it that much because she's gonna grow and I'll see if it's a concept that it's a ghost
13:45you're not really gonna see the ghost because
13:48Because they can get away with the other ones, but the kids goes they're gonna grow up. I'm waffling again. I'm sorry
13:55Yeah, I'm trying to air my thoughts someone is
14:00Oh
14:02Come on
14:05Very impressive that the trifle didn't spell that still nothing. Yeah, is he dead? I wish
14:16That's just dead
14:19Scratches head or lackadaisical
14:30Oh
14:45God oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. Oh
14:55Crap
14:58I could try prodding. Yes. No, no, I don't approach this
15:10And how's he not dead
15:23Oh
15:27Hmm
15:35Did you cut the wrong cable it's possible
15:40What do you reckon well, it's a fine piece look at the brushwork, you know, oh you don't know
15:46Flames all cracked. Well forget the frame just cut out the canvas
15:51Why would you want them to fail the picture of you look I just I don't feel quite
15:55Oh, I'm not still asleep. I have been trying but we need his help. You know, I only hope Star Wars
16:00Well, I've done my bit. Good luck with it all you did wait in case of emergency
16:07Break glass. Yes
16:10Fine, but if I get RSI, I'm suing
16:13RSI
16:20God
16:26Good quality
16:31Made in Britain
16:50I
16:55Got a second. So you need to say that Julian has to go for that effort
17:04To make you knows go
17:07when
17:08they can manage to set up an elaborate obstacle course to knock over to
17:14open up a door to then move something else move a chair to then knock over the
17:18the
17:20Coat stand to smash the TV off of the stand
17:25We would be here for like three months to make that happen if all you do is that when you go
17:36Am I overthinking this I probably am I overthinking this aren't I
17:42Maybe someone is in here
17:48Candlestick right
17:50Not that fat. I thought this was a candlestick. That's just the candle
17:56But it's in the shape of a stick again. He's not wrong. Look just grab that
18:01I
18:17All right
18:19This isn't funny. Stop messing about seriously. He's up. Yes, but how do we communicate with him Moscow?
18:25Hmm, will he know Morse code?
18:28Everyone knows Moscow
18:31I'll try but something light getting crampy
19:01Probably not the best choice. No, I could understand that from my point of view. That would be very creepy
19:21Like I can barely hear you
19:24Ghosts
19:27Robin Oh
19:30On the phone
19:39Sorry, can you stop talking? Can you can you open the wardrobe door?
19:49One at a time Alison there is a burglary in progress. The authorities must be notified at once over Mike
19:56Oh
20:08Of course, of course
20:13Anything yeah, I definitely had something come on, let's finish up get out of here
20:26Oh
20:29This is fun
20:36Right, if you can hear me knock three times Oh why three
20:53Well
20:56Yeah, yeah, right, okay, where are the burglars now how the hell am I supposed to answer
21:04What she's seeing right, okay
21:06What weapons have they got?
21:09How many burglars keep it simple? Yes, I can do that. I'm where are they?
21:15This is futile. Are they bigger than me? Yes. No, but what is or smaller? Oh, I think I've had an idea
21:22Oh
21:24Me again. Yes, you
21:28Animal welfare bill you had an animal welfare bill, you know, I was lobbying against it all through animals
21:36This way everyone twice to the bargain
21:52Oh
22:07Okay, how many burglars are there? All right
22:17Oh clever clever
22:2020
22:27What are you doing there's not 20 no, I was writing two of them dude just right too. Yeah
22:4230 minutes
22:43Could it be 20? It could be 40. I'm sorry. Are you haggling with time? Look? It's an hour love
22:49Take it or leave it twat
23:00Michael's gone a wall. Allison is off base and we have absolutely no way of contacting the authorities. We have to do something any ideas
23:08Yes, please
23:13That's very helpful, yeah a deserter
23:16Run away shot for that, you know
23:34It's bad of me trying to sneak in after a night out when I lived at home with me mom
23:39In a sort of Victorian soul house, which was very creaky. Can you imagine trying to sneak around something like this? Is it possible?
23:46I
24:07Gotta find the other 18 book
24:17Hmm
24:30Why is everything so old
24:32Oh
24:35Sorry
24:44They're gonna break them in something if they crack they're worth nothing
24:49Cut blasted canters caused Godwin's dog
24:55tankards to
24:58puke up
25:03Juice I think putting it to music help to be honest. I think I was never there anyways. Yeah
25:21Hello
25:24Hello
25:26Were you mad about hitchhiking too? Oh
25:29Oh, no, no, yeah
25:41I love that. They keep introducing just random of the ghosts Pete said there's disco lights
25:59Oh
26:20What's got into them of this dude stay there money
26:28Oh my god
26:35Hi, sorry, um, I know this is a long shot, but I need to get home urgently
26:58Oh
27:28I
27:30Reckon that's it. You've made your bed. Don't come crying to me with bend over in the shower. Someone puts drugs in your bottom
27:40I watched a film about Borstel. Was that scum by any chance? It's a bit well
27:46Mission very much not accomplished at least tell me you got an inventory
27:53To Godwin's dog
27:59You
28:04Caps and a rainbow and more cups and worms
28:28I
28:50Just realized I keep corner Franny. I know it's bad. Keep making that mistake
28:59Oh
29:05I'm gonna have two more guys
29:11Move an inch and you will have
29:15Good good good good. Ah, Annabelle
29:28Thank you for the warning
29:32As a pivotal member of the local neighborhood watch I was keeping my usual vigil over the surrounding estates
29:39The operator thought she had a child so we traced the number and got the address
29:44We'd have been too late if it weren't for your friend it
29:50No, no
29:52No
29:55One to blame but yourself Neville my words gonna throw the
30:01Now previous probably probation
30:07Free me out. Well, they did good tonight
30:11Saved our skins. I think my first met them. It seems so selfish. Oh
30:17Oh
30:20God they left the tap running
30:25Well close the door
30:42My word, oh my word
30:48Oh
30:49Damn, oh, damn. Oh, dear. Oh
30:54Whoo, that was great that was
30:58absolutely
31:01Fantastic as an episode it's a kind of episode that
31:07In theory you're thinking it's not really going to work
31:12You know because the whole thing of this show is you've got Allison she could talk to the guys
31:18That's where all the comedy comes from
31:21of course Allison goes out and it's left to the ghost to try and deal with Mike and
31:28I
31:30Think it's an episode that I'm really really glad that they've done and I hope they try to do more stuff
31:38Involving just the ghosts and Mike in the future because I do feel at times Mike just sort of gets pushed to the side
31:45You know and everything all becomes about the ghosts as I should and you know as a shows called ghosts
31:52and obviously their interactions with Allison and I think I
31:57Mean, I I still cling to my theory
32:00And my prediction I have a feeling
32:05that
32:06one of a couple of things might happen by the end either one or both of Allison and or Mike will become ghosts themselves or
32:15at the very least Mike will
32:18Find a way to be able to communicate with the ghosts. I maybe he does die
32:23but then like Allison kind of comes back to life and
32:27Because I think
32:29this is just my my thoughts person and I could be entirely wrong here, but I think Mike and
32:34And
32:38You know Mike might not be able to truly have the interactions with them
32:42Obviously in this in a situation like this it works really really well what they do here
32:47but they are relying a lot on Allison and
32:51Yeah, I just like to see Mike get brought into it a little bit more that being said
32:57I mean Fanny
33:00She
33:01Both her and Pat. I loved how they were kind of going like over and above like their usual selves. I mean Pat
33:11Star of this set, but you know, I'll say Pat and
33:17Julian I'll say them two were the stars of this episode go Julian. Oh this concert going in
33:25All the way through oh, I just and I love that
33:28he got his reward in the end by just being able to have a nice nice relaxing steam to just
33:35Come down from the hellish day that he's had and just be able to relax again
33:39But I still still think that whole sequence great as it was then set up that elaborate
33:46Thing to be able to then, you know managed what ultimately woke Mike up. It's a bit far-fetched
33:54That is literally move. It's for me. It was like
33:57Like I love home alone as a movie. I watch it every single Christmas and
34:04You know the fact that Kevin always gets home
34:07Literally at or rather he starts running home at 8 o'clock
34:12when the church bells go off and he literally booby-traps the
34:17entire house in a singular hour and
34:22Still have enough time to put his dinner on and sit down and pour himself a glass of milk
34:28Just before the clock strikes 9, which is when the burglars
34:32ironically arrived
34:34Superbly on time that is something I've always just had an issue because I'm like you're legit booby-trapping the the basement
34:41you're booby-trapping the
34:43The the roof you're setting up the the rope
34:48pulley swingy
34:51Thing no that gets to the tree house
34:52He's pouring water on the steps which in an hour somehow they managed to make this water
34:58Freeze enough that the burglars will slip on and go all the way to the bottom
35:03You know all these elaborate traps in this humongous house in less than an hour
35:10Yeah, I don't know what it is my concept of time and I just pick up on stuff like this and I don't know why
35:15But it bugs me. It really really does bug me
35:18But what doesn't bug me is when you just have an incredibly good episode where you are just able to laugh
35:25All the way through it and some people may criticize me and go. Oh, he does a
35:30Stupidly, yeah over exaggerated fake laugh and everything. I don't know
35:34No, no, what you see is what you see if I am laughing hard is because I'm finally really really funny
35:40That's it. Yeah, if you don't like the way I react to things don't watch me simple as that
35:45but I love this show and I love the people that are sticking with me and watching this because it's a
35:50Fantastic show and go back to see all of the other episodes that we've done. I mean, what was this now?
35:54This will be the
35:5511th episode. I think yeah six episodes series ones. Yeah one. Yeah
35:59So this is the 11th episode and I've said we've got the series to finale next month in in November
36:06And then and then we do our first Christmas special, which I'm really excited to see and see
36:12what they kind of do with with the show and
36:16Yeah, I'm just really curious with it. So, uh, please join me again next month for more ghosts
36:21Check out all my other content, of course, you know with it being October
36:24I've got some Halloween stuff not as much variety compared to last year. I did 13 different stuff
36:30I mean that was a killer for me, but I've got four Christmas movies and I've got four and
36:36four episodes of inside number nine, which again is a show that I really really love as well. So
36:43Make sure you stay tuned for those but that's gonna do it for today. So thank you very much for now
36:49My name is Kevin. I'm a geek and you've been watching Kevin the Geek
36:54Goodbye