Kevin Reacts to Benidorm S8E7
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00:00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching Kevin the Geek.
00:00:03Welcome back to Benidorm, welcome back to a series 8 finale for the second day in a row.
00:00:10Because yesterday I did the series 8 finale for Steel Game, now we're doing the series 8 finale of Benidorm.
00:00:18At least with this one it's not quite so bittersweet, because with Steel Game I've only now got one final series to go, then I'm done with the show.
00:00:26At least here with Benidorm we've got two more series left to go, and obviously the series 10 is most likely going to be the start of 2025.
00:00:35I should get series 9 done by the end of this year and then obviously we'll have one more to go.
00:00:41But of course we've got to round off this season first of all, I don't quite know where we're going.
00:00:48Obviously there's been a couple of bits suggesting there's been building up towards...
00:00:59Obviously last time out we had Les being quite low and depressed, so I think he might leave the salon up by the end of this episode.
00:01:08That's going to be my prediction for that one, because I think he's really missing Liam.
00:01:14We're going to see what happens with the Dawsons and Eddie vs Charon, that whole season long argument there.
00:01:25Joey and Tiger, they possibly might have their award thing.
00:01:33Unless they just don't show that, but I think they will.
00:01:37Considering they were like, yeah you'll be nominated for the Pride of Benidorm Awards!
00:01:41I think something like that might happen there.
00:01:44Rob and Amber, I don't think they've had their date yet, so maybe they need to have their date.
00:01:48So yeah, a few different stuff going on. Let's check out this series 8 finale.
00:02:04Last day today.
00:02:08What do you fancy doing?
00:02:09I'm doing it.
00:02:10We've hardly seen anything of Benidorm.
00:02:12Well, we came here to relax.
00:02:15Would you come back here?
00:02:17Absolutely. Like a rat up a drainpipe.
00:02:21I wasn't asking you.
00:02:22Oh, will you two give it a rest please? Is it too much to ask for one final day of peace and quiet?
00:02:28That sounds good to me. One last day in paradise before we head back to reality.
00:02:34You know, it's quite strange.
00:02:37Billy, what do you fancy doing?
00:02:40I'm doing it.
00:02:41I'm just laying here in the sun.
00:02:46You think about how much people spend to go away on the holidays and so often they just...
00:02:52You're going out there to lie on a sunbed and stay by the poolside.
00:02:57That's great, but could you just do that back home?
00:03:03I mean, I know we don't always get as much of the sun in the UK as we do in Spain,
00:03:08but you could still do it and save yourself a couple of hundred quid.
00:03:14There's something about it, about doing it abroad, isn't there?
00:03:17Oh my God!
00:03:18Oh my God!
00:03:20Geordie! Geordie, quick, get out of the pool!
00:03:23Bloody hell, Shadow, what are you playing at?
00:03:25Quick, quick!
00:03:26What's going on?
00:03:27I don't believe it!
00:03:28I don't believe it!
00:03:30Woo-hoo!
00:03:36Sir Henry!
00:03:37Joyce, how are you?
00:03:39You're looking radiant.
00:03:40Yes, we had a problem with the underfloor heating. It wouldn't turn off.
00:03:44No, I mean you look enchanting, as ever.
00:03:47Sir Henry, please, people will talk.
00:03:50Let them.
00:03:54Les, no personal calls during work.
00:03:58It's me son, Liam.
00:04:00One minute, outside.
00:04:01You're all hot.
00:04:05To what do we owe this pleasure?
00:04:06Joyce, I need a favour.
00:04:08I've been let down by the Benidorm Panners.
00:04:10Really?
00:04:11I thought their show was rather good.
00:04:14I'll be with you in a moment.
00:04:16No, I mean they've had a power cut.
00:04:17It doesn't look as though they'll be able to host tonight's Pride of Benidorm Awards.
00:04:22I've heard so much about your newly refurbished Hawaiian function room.
00:04:25You want to host the Pride of Benidorm Awards here?
00:04:29It would be an absolute lifesaver. We're a sell-out.
00:04:32I'm sorry, Sir Henry, we simply don't have the manpower.
00:04:37Joyce, we really are on a sticky wicket with this one.
00:04:40I mean obviously we asked the Asia Gardens, and then the Sheraton, and then the Bellroy,
00:04:45and then the Three Seasons, but after those, you were the first place that sprang to mind.
00:04:51I'm sorry, Sir Henry. As you can see, we are really very busy.
00:04:55Oh no, I'll miss you too.
00:04:56Les, I thought I said one minute.
00:04:58I'm sorry, Mrs. Templeton.
00:05:00Yes, pet.
00:05:01I'm sorry we can't help you, Sir Henry.
00:05:03Very best of luck in your search for a venue.
00:05:08I mean, unless he supplies the staff, I get it.
00:05:13I think we can do better than relying on luck.
00:05:16Uh-oh. That doesn't sound good.
00:05:19Oh, man. I can't believe how much I've slept. I've wasted most of the day.
00:05:24What? No, you haven't. It's only half ten.
00:05:27Oh, I've got half five.
00:05:29What? Man, you need a new watch.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:32So, what are we doing tonight? It's our last night.
00:05:34Pride of Benidorm Awards, remember?
00:05:36These are all the deets. They were pushed under my door when I got up.
00:05:40Who do you think pushed under your door?
00:05:42The geezer we rescued.
00:05:43Geezer?
00:05:44When we climbed the mountain the other day.
00:05:47Oh, yeah. Broke that mountain.
00:05:51Mate, you need to stop telling people I took you up Broke That Mountain.
00:05:56Anyway, the geezer we rescued can't be there tonight, but we have definitely been nominated.
00:06:01Tiger Dyke and Joey Ellis.
00:06:03Joint nomination, Hero of the Year Award.
00:06:06Ty?
00:06:07Yeah, mate?
00:06:08You know when we came to Spain?
00:06:10Yeah.
00:06:11And you told me to change my watch by one hour.
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15We'll just do that once, yeah?
00:06:17Oh, my God.
00:06:18Not every day.
00:06:19Just once, mate.
00:06:20Cool.
00:06:23Oh, dear.
00:06:24You know, them getting the Hero of the Year Award,
00:06:29considering their act of heroism occurred, what, three days ago,
00:06:36it's clear there's really not that many heroes in Benidorm, is there?
00:06:42If they literally get nominated three days before the awards ceremony.
00:06:49And, as you are next on the reserve list,
00:06:52we are delighted to offer Georgie Dawson a place on the full-time performing arts course
00:06:57starting October the 5th.
00:06:58Georgie, they've offered you a place!
00:07:00Yay!
00:07:01Oh, my God, amazing!
00:07:03Yay!
00:07:05Yay!
00:07:07Got it!
00:07:08What did he mean, reserve list?
00:07:11Well done, my beautiful princess!
00:07:13Georgie, high five!
00:07:16Somebody needs to give her a slap, she's hysterical.
00:07:19I'll give you a slap in a minute.
00:07:20Oh!
00:07:21Hey, what is going on here?
00:07:22Calm down, Georgie, calm down.
00:07:24I got in!
00:07:25I got in the stage school!
00:07:26You did, darling, you did get in because you're the best.
00:07:29Well, not quite the best.
00:07:31On the reserve list, after all, the actual best dropped out.
00:07:36If you don't shut up...
00:07:37I mean, he's got a point.
00:07:40Smash your faces!
00:07:41He's got a point.
00:07:42Hey, hey, there will be no smashing of faces and no screamers.
00:07:47This is a hotel, not the bin of loonies.
00:07:49Sorry, pal, she's got to be carried away.
00:07:51OK, but no more, I'm having my eyes peeled on you.
00:07:55Sorry.
00:07:57Can I see, can I see?
00:07:58There you go.
00:08:01That'll be dear.
00:08:02You can't put a price on talent.
00:08:03I bet they have put a price on it.
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:06And it'll be through a roof.
00:08:08How much is it?
00:08:10We'll talk about it later.
00:08:11Oh, it'll be cheaper if you talk about it later, will it, lad?
00:08:15Rob, why don't you take Geordie for another swim?
00:08:18Come on, we'll do the scene from Titanic, do you know it?
00:08:20No.
00:08:21I'll teach you it.
00:08:25Well, she's going to float, he's going to die.
00:08:32Well?
00:08:33Three and a half thousand.
00:08:35Three and a half grand a year?
00:08:37Shut up!
00:08:39Three and a half thousand a year.
00:08:40Ouch.
00:08:41A term.
00:08:42What?
00:08:43Oh!
00:08:44Shut up!
00:08:45Oh, ten and a half grand.
00:08:46Don't be ridiculous.
00:08:47Look, we can always...
00:08:48No, absolutely not.
00:08:49No chance whatsoever.
00:08:52End of discussion.
00:08:54Whoa.
00:09:03Eesh.
00:09:04I mean, ten and a half grand.
00:09:06Like, for some people that live around London and stuff like that, ten and a half grand.
00:09:12That's literally, like, pocket change to them.
00:09:15You know, for families particularly from the north, that is a lot.
00:09:21Like, you could pay easily ten and a half grand for, like, a family holiday to, like, Florida.
00:09:31You know, to, like, Disney Florida or something.
00:09:34I sold a couple of them.
00:09:36And, like, some people, it is literally, like, they're saving up for, like, ten years for something like that.
00:09:46And if she's going to stagecoach, presumably a minimum of, like, three, four years.
00:09:53Forty, fifty grand, something like that, you're getting towards...
00:09:58Urgh.
00:10:00Yeah.
00:10:04Joyce Temple...
00:10:10Joyce Temple...
00:10:14Ah!
00:10:18Zoom!
00:10:19Oh, Savage? What on earth's wrong?
00:10:22That's way too high spec.
00:10:23Crystal? Is that you?
00:10:24For a video conference call, that's way too high resolution.
00:10:27Of course it's me. Who else looks like this?
00:10:30Is this a recorded message?
00:10:33Video conferencing, darling. Don't tell me you've never done it before.
00:10:36Can you see me?
00:10:38Yes. And I'll get straight to the point, Savage.
00:10:41I have had a call from my good friend, Sir Henry, at the British Consulate in Benidorm.
00:10:46Savage, will you pay attention?
00:10:48Yeah, sorry, Crystal.
00:10:49Now, Sir Henry needs the use of our large function room this evening for an award show organised by the Town Hall.
00:10:55Ah, yes, he did mention something along those lines. The problem is...
00:11:00The chair of Benidorm himself will be in attendance.
00:11:03Normally we'd love to help out, but...
00:11:05Right. I have a conference in Alicante this afternoon, but I should be with you before the show begins.
00:11:10You're coming here?
00:11:12Elvis will give you an in-depth ETA.
00:11:14I beg your pardon?
00:11:16Elvis, my driver, will be in touch to give you a more accurate estimated time of arrival.
00:11:22Oh, I see.
00:11:23Don't mess this up, Savage. Your job could well depend on it.
00:11:30So, yes, we are televised.
00:11:33Yes, the Mayor of Benidorm and the CEO of Solana Hotels Europe will be here,
00:11:38but if you manage to keep your head, heads will not roll, if you see what I mean.
00:11:46I think my staff are more than capable of running a simple awards ceremony.
00:11:50I think the key phrase here is, don't panic.
00:11:53Or as Douglas Adams would have it, don't panic.
00:11:58Or as Douglas Adams would have it, make sure one knows where one's towel is.
00:12:06I take it we have no Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans here?
00:12:10No, I've never watched it.
00:12:12Who loves you?
00:12:17Sammy loves you.
00:12:19Sammy, Sammy, over here.
00:12:21Ah!
00:12:23Lady Harry didn't recognise you.
00:12:25Oh, is that, um...
00:12:27Oh, what's your bloody name?
00:12:29Where are you, where are you?
00:12:31Alfie Moon.
00:12:33This, as I'm sure many of you recognise, is Sammy Valentino,
00:12:38a local celebrity and TV personality who will be hosting tonight's show.
00:12:43A very funny man.
00:12:46Shut up, you old target. It's in the post.
00:12:48I know, I did not guarantee it.
00:12:51LAUGHTER
00:12:56So this is the pride of Benidorm, huh?
00:12:59I think we should have gone to Lanzarote.
00:13:01LAUGHTER
00:13:09He really is an extremely funny man.
00:13:14Very good.
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:17Steve there.
00:13:20Or a debriefing, if you're very lucky.
00:13:27I'm sorry, what did you say about my mother?
00:13:29I'm sure.
00:13:31Just judging by that reaction.
00:13:33I hope this is not the audience for tonight,
00:13:35or I'll be walking off the stage to the sound of my own footsteps.
00:13:37Surely not for the first time.
00:13:39Oh!
00:13:41What is going on?
00:13:43I did not understand one single word from this guy.
00:13:45LAUGHTER
00:13:47Stop!
00:13:50Yeah, please stop.
00:13:52Mr Fawlty, I don't understand English.
00:13:54I'm from Barcelona.
00:13:56Kitchen's on fire.
00:13:58LAUGHTER
00:14:06Nice to see you, to see you.
00:14:10Nice!
00:14:14Look at the muck in here, look.
00:14:16Cock a hoop.
00:14:20Right, which way to the station?
00:14:22This way.
00:14:24Oh, my God.
00:14:26Don't mention the war!
00:14:28Oh!
00:14:30He is...
00:14:32He is so bad he's funny.
00:14:34He's one of those
00:14:36that he is so cringy that he's funny.
00:14:38Oh!
00:14:42Sorry for shouting.
00:14:45I'm not sorry for what I said,
00:14:47but I am sorry for the way I said it.
00:14:53Where is everyone?
00:14:55I've no idea.
00:14:57It's our last day, we should all be together.
00:14:59That's true.
00:15:01I bet they're gutted they're not here to soak up this lovely atmosphere.
00:15:03Sharon, look.
00:15:05No, I won't look, and I certainly won't listen.
00:15:07You've had your last say on the matter, and that's fine.
00:15:09I am going to find the money
00:15:11to put our daughter through stage school.
00:15:13Don't you dare!
00:15:15Don't you dare take that patronising tone with me!
00:15:17How are you going to get £10,000?
00:15:19Rob a bank?
00:15:21You haven't got a gun, have you?
00:15:23No, I haven't.
00:15:25I'm just being practical.
00:15:27What's your favourite song?
00:15:29What?
00:15:31What is your favourite song of all time?
00:15:33I don't know.
00:15:35What if I had that gun pointing to your head
00:15:37and said you could listen to one last song before you die,
00:15:39what would it be?
00:15:42Max, by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
00:15:44Not a bad song.
00:15:46Really?
00:15:48I mean, I wouldn't use it in my last one.
00:15:50What if Ollie Johnson's parents, when he said he wanted to be a singer,
00:15:52what if they said, no, we don't support you,
00:15:54we're not going to help you.
00:15:56You've got to work in a shoe shop.
00:15:58There is a slight difference.
00:16:00Tell me the difference.
00:16:02Ollie Johnson can sing.
00:16:04Sharon!
00:16:06Sharon!
00:16:08I mean, again,
00:16:11could have been said better.
00:16:13Sinatra starts walking towards me
00:16:15and I'm chatting away.
00:16:17He walks up to me and says,
00:16:19Sammy, how's it going?
00:16:21And I say, piss off, Frank, can't you see I'm with a bird?
00:16:31Bloody hell, don't tell me.
00:16:33Who's Frank Sinatra?
00:16:35I know who Frank Sinatra is.
00:16:37I think I laughed the first time I heard that joke.
00:16:40Gomez, keep your hair on.
00:16:42My name's Les, not Gomez.
00:16:44Whatever.
00:16:46Why don't you pop back to your coffin
00:16:48so me and Sweetcheats can go through the drills for tonight, eh?
00:16:52I'm fine, Les, believe me.
00:16:54Yeah, sure.
00:16:56He ain't going to have any balls by the end of this episode.
00:16:58Yes, bye-bye, adios,
00:17:00Auf Wiedersehen, part of this sucks,
00:17:02sweet sorrow, bye, right now.
00:17:04Look, if you don't need me here,
00:17:06I've got other work I can be doing.
00:17:09You can hand out some of these tickets
00:17:11to some of the more attractive people in Benidorm.
00:17:13Now, that's a bit of a tall order,
00:17:15but I do not like
00:17:17an ugly front row.
00:17:19No, we do not want an ugly front row.
00:17:21Do we?
00:17:23No, we don't.
00:17:25Not a problem.
00:17:29Straight back, got a lot of planning to do for tonight.
00:17:31And remember, Sammy loves you.
00:17:33Sammy's going to get a punch in the dick.
00:17:37So, back to reality tomorrow?
00:17:39Yeah, gutted, man.
00:17:41Totally gutted.
00:17:43You back to work on Monday?
00:17:45Work?
00:17:47No, mate, didn't I tell you?
00:17:49I forgot to tell them I was coming on holiday.
00:17:51And when I remembered the day before,
00:17:53they said if I went, they'd replace me, so...
00:17:55Damn.
00:17:57And you still came on holiday?
00:17:59Yeah, man, I didn't want to let you down.
00:18:02Plus, I was looking forward to it.
00:18:04So, what are you going to do for a job?
00:18:06I don't know. Summit will turn up, I guess.
00:18:08Another drink?
00:18:10Yeah, mate, cool.
00:18:12May as well get around in while I can still afford it.
00:18:16Do you get it?
00:18:18The drinks are free here.
00:18:20Yeah, we got it, got it.
00:18:24TL.
00:18:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's cool.
00:18:34Thanks.
00:18:36Listen, Dad,
00:18:38just a quick one.
00:18:40Have we got any vacancies at the moment?
00:18:42Unskilled.
00:18:44Definitely unskilled.
00:18:48Go on, Tiger, look out for you, mate.
00:18:50A beautiful drink
00:18:52for a beautiful lady.
00:18:54Oh, shove it.
00:18:56Another one who's going to get a punch in the dick.
00:18:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:01Another one who's going to get a punch in the dick.
00:19:05What an absolute arsehole.
00:19:07Oh, you served her too?
00:19:09What?
00:19:11No, man, what's his name in there?
00:19:13Oh, Sammy Vaselino.
00:19:15You're right, he is an arsehole.
00:19:17Oh, Matthew, before I forget,
00:19:19are you still looking for somewhere to live?
00:19:21Yes, you know somewhere?
00:19:23When Liam left Benidorm, his two flatmates
00:19:25didn't get anybody else to take his room.
00:19:27But now they've started to feel the pinch.
00:19:30Pinch? They need a flatmate.
00:19:32How much? 50 euros a week, all in.
00:19:34That's good.
00:19:36All in to what?
00:19:38I mean, including bills.
00:19:40Liam's flatmates?
00:19:42I'm not sure.
00:19:44Who are they?
00:19:46Two dancers in their early 20s from the Benidorm Palace.
00:19:48I need this room.
00:19:50Yes, I do mean.
00:19:54Of course it goes to the dancers.
00:19:57What are you doing here in the shade?
00:19:59I've got it all worked out.
00:20:01Have you?
00:20:03Geordie's school fees.
00:20:05Oh, Sharon.
00:20:07Listen, in this way, your dad doesn't have to live in the caravan.
00:20:09Okay.
00:20:11So we sell the caravan, that's got to be worth six grand.
00:20:13That's almost the first two terms.
00:20:15The last term comes from charging your dad rent
00:20:17to live with us.
00:20:19300 per caledon month, that's...
00:20:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on a minute.
00:20:23Charge me dad rent?
00:20:25If you went somewhere else, you'd have to pay rent.
00:20:27Do you want me to charge my own dad rent to stay in our house?
00:20:29Better he pays us than someone else who doesn't know.
00:20:31She...
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:35Just imagine he did pay rent. How long's this course?
00:20:37Three years.
00:20:39So where's the other 20 grand coming from?
00:20:41Have you got another four caravans you didn't tell me about?
00:20:43Yeah.
00:20:45It's a dream.
00:20:47I know it is.
00:20:49But it's just the wrong time with Rob going to uni and that.
00:20:51Just because we can't send her to this school right now
00:20:54doesn't mean we can't make her dreams.
00:20:56If she's got the talent
00:20:58you think she has
00:21:00then it'll happen.
00:21:02But we can't afford this stage school.
00:21:04Don't break her heart.
00:21:06I'll make it up to her.
00:21:08Somehow.
00:21:16See, it's stuff like this
00:21:18that really shines into how
00:21:20unfair
00:21:23the world is.
00:21:25In reality,
00:21:27how you can have loads of people
00:21:29with skills and talents
00:21:31and what not
00:21:33and often for these kids
00:21:35it comes down to money.
00:21:37Like you think,
00:21:39like Lewis Hamilton, right?
00:21:41Formula One, seven time world champion.
00:21:43He is one of those
00:21:45very rare people
00:21:47who managed to get
00:21:49where he is
00:21:52with massive hard work.
00:21:54I've read about how his dad sacrificed everything
00:21:56and was working three jobs
00:21:58to be able to drive him,
00:22:00to go to all these different places
00:22:02to do go-karting and stuff
00:22:04to get him to the point of
00:22:06just being able to do what he loves.
00:22:08But then you see
00:22:10people like
00:22:12I'll use an example
00:22:14Lance Stroll
00:22:16who is basically in a seat
00:22:18and he's
00:22:21in his seat, arguably,
00:22:23because his daddy owns a team
00:22:25and has just given him the seat.
00:22:27And he's not
00:22:29a great Formula One driver in comparison.
00:22:31So it just really irritates me
00:22:33when
00:22:35a lot of times
00:22:37you just have people that
00:22:39if they had the money
00:22:41they probably would be further along
00:22:43but it's the people with the money
00:22:45that sort of overshadow them
00:22:47and overshine them
00:22:49It's not to say that you can't become something
00:22:51and become good
00:22:53like I said, Lewis Hamilton is a great example of that
00:22:55but more often than not
00:22:57money will win out
00:22:59over anything else.
00:23:03I want you to know, Sir Henry
00:23:05you may have won the battle
00:23:07but you will not win the war.
00:23:09I'm sorry?
00:23:11I told you we did not have the resources to host your evening
00:23:13and you completely ignored me
00:23:15and went over my head.
00:23:18Joyce, I need to apologise about that
00:23:20but you must understand
00:23:22I was at my wits end
00:23:24my back was against the wall
00:23:26and I panicked
00:23:28but I need you to know
00:23:30that I find you terribly attractive
00:23:32and I would never normally do anything
00:23:34to undermine your authority
00:23:36or interrupt the day-to-day running
00:23:38of your extremely impressive operation
00:23:40What did you say?
00:23:42I was at my wits end
00:23:44my back was against the wall
00:23:47No, the attractive bit
00:23:49Something about an impressive operation
00:23:51You said you find me terribly attractive
00:23:53Oh, yes
00:23:55Yes, I did say that
00:23:57Well, you've never said anything like that before
00:23:59Oh, I have
00:24:01to my ex-wife
00:24:03although that was in the early 80s
00:24:05when I was drinking rather heavily
00:24:07Oh, I mean to me
00:24:09Oh, well
00:24:11one has to occasionally throw one's keys onto the table
00:24:17Speaking metaphorically
00:24:19I was about to say
00:24:21Of course
00:24:23We don't want to swing a party
00:24:25We should continue this conversation another time
00:24:27Somewhere slightly more appropriate
00:24:29Maybe I could take you up the consulate
00:24:31On the first date
00:24:35See, sorry
00:24:37Yes, that would be delightful
00:24:39Well, I'd better get on
00:24:41We have Peter Andre book for the cabaret
00:24:43Oh, wow
00:24:46Oh, wow
00:24:52I didn't see that
00:25:06I mean, we've had banana rava
00:25:08Why not Peter Andre?
00:25:16What sort of attitude is that?
00:25:22Shut up
00:25:24Yeah, please shut up
00:25:42Always a tone of a surprise
00:25:46Oh
00:25:50Oh
00:25:56Yeah
00:26:16Jacqueline
00:26:18Oh, hello
00:26:20Can I join you?
00:26:22If you want to
00:26:28Listen
00:26:30I might have got wrong end of stick
00:26:32but
00:26:34have I offended you in any way?
00:26:36No, no
00:26:38you haven't
00:26:40I'm sorry
00:26:42I'm sorry
00:26:45No, you haven't
00:26:47It's just that last night
00:26:49I could have swore you'd give me a cold shoulder
00:26:51I was just a bit tired
00:26:53I really enjoyed night before
00:26:55You know what time we spent together
00:26:57Eddie
00:26:59I feel a bit silly
00:27:01but, well
00:27:03I came out here yesterday
00:27:05and I saw you flirting with that manageress
00:27:07I don't know why it bothered me
00:27:09We hardly know each other
00:27:11but, well
00:27:13I suppose I just feel
00:27:15a bit vulnerable
00:27:17I feel strange
00:27:19being on my own after all these years
00:27:21I know what you mean
00:27:23That feeling of starting again
00:27:25It don't feel
00:27:27right at our age, does it?
00:27:29I can't help feeling
00:27:31my Donald would have coped a lot better
00:27:33on his own if I'd been the first to go
00:27:35From what you told me
00:27:37you sounded a real character
00:27:39Oh, he was
00:27:42Do you know
00:27:44He used to say something
00:27:46that I always thought was out of character
00:27:48for him
00:27:50From the moment we're born
00:27:52we start to die
00:27:54But now
00:27:56I understand
00:27:58The clock is ticking
00:28:00from the word go
00:28:02We need to live life to the full
00:28:04Yes
00:28:06And take all the opportunities it offers
00:28:08We can't go through life
00:28:10thinking, what if
00:28:12Do you know what I mean?
00:28:14I do
00:28:16I do know what you mean
00:28:18Buenos dias
00:28:20Buenos dias
00:28:22Buenos dias
00:28:24Buenos dias
00:28:26Oh
00:28:28Hello again
00:28:30Julius, I just picked up
00:28:32my tickets from the Benidorm Palace
00:28:34for tonight
00:28:36and I found out you're hosting the awards here
00:28:38I'm just helping out an old friend
00:28:40Not Sir Henry
00:28:42Oh, um, yes, kind of
00:28:44He's an absolute bastard, you know that, don't you?
00:28:48I don't like to speak ill of others
00:28:50Yes, I can see that
00:28:52But he is an absolute bastard
00:28:54and a womanizer
00:28:56Really?
00:28:58He's been through more middle-aged women
00:29:00than Gordon's gin
00:29:02I'd steer very well clear of that one
00:29:04if I were you
00:29:06That's enough about him
00:29:08I'm here to talk about us
00:29:10Us?
00:29:12Do you mind?
00:29:16Joyce
00:29:18I've been thinking
00:29:20maybe I was a bit hasty leaving the other night
00:29:22Monty, I had no idea
00:29:24what you were talking about when you ran off
00:29:26All I know is
00:29:28we were supposed to be spending some time together
00:29:30and I spent the evening
00:29:32on my balcony alone
00:29:34So it was a misunderstanding
00:29:36Monty, I've got to get on
00:29:38Joyce, would you do me the honour
00:29:40of accompanying me
00:29:42to the Pride of Benidorm Awards tonight
00:29:46Maybe pop in to Mr. Woo's after
00:29:48No, Mr. Woo's
00:29:50Chips and rice
00:29:52Chips and rice
00:29:54Oh, I don't mince your words
00:29:56I'm sorry Monty, I have a hotel to run
00:29:58I'm sure I'll see you at some point
00:30:00I'll be in and out all night
00:30:04I was hoping for something similar
00:30:06myself
00:30:12You came in
00:30:16That's what my little heart
00:30:18was looking for
00:30:20Laughter in the rain
00:30:24Feeling like a fool
00:30:26in love again
00:30:28I think I understand
00:30:30I don't understand
00:30:32Well, the problem is with the mix-up
00:30:34with this reserve list
00:30:36They sent the wrong email out
00:30:38I'm so sorry, darling
00:30:40Oh
00:30:42But your grandad's still buying you that karaoke machine, aren't you
00:30:44It's all paid for
00:30:48I'm glad they made a mistake
00:30:50What do you mean
00:30:52Well, even though I'd love to go
00:30:54it wouldn't be fair on you and my dad
00:30:56because it's such a lot of money
00:30:58Sure
00:31:02So, is it alright if I go to this awards thing then
00:31:10Hello
00:31:12Ladies and gentlemen
00:31:14Senors and
00:31:16What is it
00:31:18Senoritas
00:31:20Welcome to the Pride of Benidorm Awards
00:31:22Will you please welcome your host
00:31:24TV's own
00:31:26Henry Valentino
00:31:28Thank you
00:31:32Thank you
00:31:34Thank you
00:31:36Muchas gracias
00:31:38Please don't stop
00:31:40Oh, you have
00:31:42Do we have a show for you this evening
00:31:44Do we have a show
00:31:46Yeah, because nobody tells me nothing around here, you know
00:31:48But before we do carry on with
00:31:50tonight's proceedings, there's one woman I'd like to thank
00:31:52Please give a big round of applause
00:31:54Our lovely Joyce Savage Temple
00:31:56Yes, the manageress of the Salada
00:31:58Yes, manageress of the Salada
00:32:00Funny to see you send her so far
00:32:02At the very last minute
00:32:04And gave us this
00:32:06What exactly is this place
00:32:08It's like a cross between a village hall
00:32:10and DFS
00:32:16Actually, between us, I had a bit of lunch today with Joyce
00:32:18Yeah, we had lunch
00:32:20She looked across the table and said, Sammy, how do you fancy a quickie
00:32:22Oh, no
00:32:24Without quiche
00:32:26Without quiche
00:32:28Yeah, I know that one
00:32:30It's just starting
00:32:32Well, without further ado
00:32:34It's time for our very first
00:32:36Award
00:32:38Who loves you
00:32:40Hello
00:32:44Isn't me
00:32:46I'm looking for
00:32:48Lovely new singer
00:32:50I know he's fabulous
00:32:52It's Mark Marcus the Lionel Ritchie of Benidorm
00:32:54There you go, Kenneth
00:32:56Another toad in the hole
00:32:58Thank you, Miss Conroy
00:33:00Will you be wanting another puddin' as well?
00:33:02Leslie, I think two toads in the holes and a jamboree pole
00:33:04is enough for any man
00:33:06Even one as well-designed as I have today
00:33:08I'm not a pig
00:33:10It's not on the menu, but there's a bit of spotted dick left over from yesterday
00:33:12Oh, you temptress
00:33:14Come on then, just a bit, plenty of custard
00:33:16Kenneth loves a bit of spotted dick
00:33:18Lovely new singer this
00:33:20Stick around, might be someone else you like later too
00:33:22Oh, you're a champion
00:33:24For I have got a clue
00:33:28Let me start by singing
00:33:32I love you
00:33:36I must admit, you have both worked very hard today
00:33:38Well, we had to
00:33:40We rushed off our feet
00:33:42Hey, Kenneth, any news on that stylist you had recommended?
00:33:44All in good time, Troy
00:33:46And thank you to all my patients
00:33:48To the ones who lived
00:33:50And also to the ones who died
00:33:52I could not have done this without you
00:33:54You are my inspiration
00:33:56You are the wind beneath my wings
00:33:58All right
00:34:00He's probably cheesier than Sammy is
00:34:02Thank you, Dr. Lugo
00:34:04Thank you
00:34:06The next award is
00:34:08Oh, we like this one
00:34:10It's the Hero Award
00:34:12An award recognizing bravery and courage
00:34:14In the face of adversity
00:34:18I should be in the running for that one, shouldn't I?
00:34:22And now for the nominations for our next award
00:34:24Can we have a warm hand
00:34:26On her entrance
00:34:28Stop it
00:34:30Oh, no
00:34:32Amber!
00:34:34Oh, I hate those
00:34:36That line
00:34:38Amber!
00:34:40Amber
00:34:42Just waiting
00:34:44For her to give me the green light
00:34:48Sammy loves you
00:34:50Go on, get off the stage
00:34:52My show, my rules
00:34:54Amber, lovely lady
00:34:56Okay, right
00:34:58The nominations for the Hero Award are as follows
00:35:02Juan Carlos Escribano
00:35:04Victor Marquez
00:35:06Tiger Dyke
00:35:08And Joey Ellis
00:35:10Wonderful
00:35:12And the winner is
00:35:16Drumroll
00:35:18The flamenco
00:35:20For the locals
00:35:22The winner, or should I say
00:35:24The winners are
00:35:26Tiger Dyke and Joey Ellis
00:35:28For rescuing a fellow mountaineer
00:35:30On the Sierra Halada
00:35:32Here in Benidorm
00:35:34And here to present
00:35:36The award is
00:35:38Benidorm's very own Mayor
00:35:40Augustin Navarro
00:35:44One more prize for the pair of them
00:35:52Champion
00:35:54I'm so sorry Peter, I came as soon as you called
00:35:56That's not Peter Andre
00:35:58Joyce, will you please tell this
00:36:00Man that I have been booked for this show
00:36:02Of course you booked, I confirmed it myself
00:36:04Thank you
00:36:06I'm one show down
00:36:08Thanks to me taking on this solo gig
00:36:10Oh hi mate, you must be Henry
00:36:12Sorry I'm late
00:36:14Gordon, what the hell are you doing here?
00:36:16I'm sorry Spencer, I was here first
00:36:18Don't call me Spencer when I'm in character, okay
00:36:20It's Peter, my name is Peter
00:36:22I'm sorry, when we made the booking we stressed
00:36:24We wanted the original Peter Andre
00:36:26That's me Henry, yeah, I am the original Peter Andre
00:36:28Five years in Benidorm and still going strong
00:36:30No, the one and only Peter Andre
00:36:32That's me, the one and only Peter Andre
00:36:34Can you sort this out please
00:36:36I turned down a wedding in Pollock for this
00:36:38I didn't know there were two Peter Andres in Benidorm
00:36:40There's only one Peter Andre tribute act in Benidorm
00:36:42And I am he
00:36:44We didn't want a tribute act
00:36:46For goodness sake
00:36:48We've had this before
00:36:50We've got four Olly Murs tributes in Benidorm
00:36:52Not one is under 40
00:36:54There's only one way to sort this out
00:36:56Let's hear you both sing
00:36:58I stop and stare at you
00:37:00Walking on the shore
00:37:02I try to concentrate
00:37:04My mind wants to explore
00:37:06What kind of accent is that mate
00:37:08Shut up
00:37:10The tropical scent of you
00:37:12Takes me up above
00:37:14And girl when I look at you
00:37:16That was clearly the most
00:37:18Northern
00:37:20Australian accent I've ever heard
00:37:22Seriously
00:37:24He he he he
00:37:30Oh God
00:37:32It's like me trying to do an Australian accent
00:37:34And I ain't going to do it here for you
00:37:36I've already done it on stage
00:37:38I did Priscilla Queen of the Desert
00:37:40Where I played a drag queen in that
00:37:42And yeah, my Australian accent
00:37:44Is bad
00:37:46Seriously bad
00:37:48Wasn't terrible
00:37:50It's your turn
00:37:52Nah it's ok
00:37:54I'll go
00:37:56We're waiting
00:37:58Yeah I know
00:38:02Oh
00:38:04Mysterious girl
00:38:06I want to get close to you
00:38:08Oh
00:38:10Mysterious girl
00:38:12Move your body
00:38:14Close to mine
00:38:16I'm sorry do you have a second sir
00:38:18I wasn't finished
00:38:20Nah
00:38:24Ha ha ha
00:38:26Watch this
00:38:40Oh
00:38:42Oh bitch fight
00:38:46Oh
00:38:50Oh
00:39:04Oh he's killed him
00:39:06He's killed him
00:39:08Oh shit
00:39:10Where you going
00:39:12Oh shit
00:39:14Shit
00:39:20Yay
00:39:24Not me
00:39:51What are we supposed to do now
00:39:53Thank God Crystal never turned up
00:39:55I could lose my job over this
00:39:57Savage
00:39:59What the hell is going on here
00:40:01Hello Henry
00:40:03Crystal you came
00:40:05What is that idiot on the stage babbling all about
00:40:07I'm so sorry Crystal
00:40:09I think he's just trying to fill in
00:40:11While we sort out the final act
00:40:13Well where is the final act
00:40:15That's him there
00:40:17You mean you have no act
00:40:19To close the show Will
00:40:21I don't suppose you could give us a tune could you
00:40:27Oh is she going to do it
00:40:29Is she actually going to do it
00:40:31Because I think Joe Collins does do a bit of singing
00:40:33Never really heard her though
00:40:35Hey Mario did you pay
00:40:37A deposit for the flat
00:40:39Yes I paid into the bank account you gave me
00:40:41It's going to be a hard life
00:40:43Living with two twenty year old dancers
00:40:45But it is a crossover I will have to bear
00:40:47Champion George and Fred are coming in tonight
00:40:49Who's George and Fred
00:40:51Oh
00:40:57Yes
00:40:59The French are glad to
00:41:01Die for love
00:41:03They delight in fighting
00:41:05Duels
00:41:07But I prefer
00:41:09A man who lives
00:41:11And gives
00:41:13Expensive
00:41:15Jewels
00:41:19A kiss on the hand
00:41:21May be quite
00:41:23Continental
00:41:25Diamonds are a girl's
00:41:27Best friend
00:41:29A kiss may be grand
00:41:31But it won't
00:41:33Pay the rental on your
00:41:35Humble flat
00:41:37Or help you at the
00:41:39Automat men
00:41:41Grow cold as girls
00:41:43And we all
00:41:45Lose our charms in the end
00:41:47But
00:41:49Square cut or pear shaped
00:41:51Those rocks don't lose their
00:41:53Shape diamonds are
00:41:55A girl's best friend
00:41:59Tiffany's
00:42:03I think even the kind of show
00:42:05That really needs
00:42:07A final performance
00:42:09Ross Gorham
00:42:11I think they did an award show
00:42:41I've really enjoyed this holiday
00:42:43But I admit
00:42:45I'm not the brightest person
00:42:47And I know I sometimes get things wrong
00:42:49But I think at times
00:42:51I've embarrassed you on this holiday
00:42:53And I wouldn't want to do that to you at work as well
00:42:55Wait what are you talking about
00:42:57Like today when you told me to shut up
00:42:59And well
00:43:01I really like hanging with you man
00:43:03And I don't want to ruin our friendship
00:43:05I didn't say shut up
00:43:07I mean when I said shut up I just mean shut up
00:43:09Shut up
00:43:11Oh my days
00:43:13I thought you were mad with me
00:43:15Don't be stupid
00:43:17Hey don't call me stupid
00:43:19Jokes
00:43:23So
00:43:25You'll take the job
00:43:27Yeah man I'm not a complete idiot
00:43:29Well
00:43:31Square cut or pear shaped
00:43:33Those rocks don't lose their
00:43:35Shape diamonds are
00:43:37Best friends
00:43:43Really
00:43:45Standing ovation for Tammy
00:43:47She's alright
00:43:49Oh
00:43:51So sweet thank you so much
00:43:55Save your ass
00:43:57Again savage
00:43:59Hahaha
00:44:05He's fine but he may have concussion
00:44:07We've called an ambulance
00:44:09Henry I don't know who your mate is
00:44:11But she's tearing the place apart
00:44:13Oh
00:44:15Is it alright if I go Joyce
00:44:17My shift finished half an hour ago
00:44:19Yes of course
00:44:21We've got a part of the show isn't it
00:44:23The big finale we've got to do the big bow at the end
00:44:25I'm fine you can have my share of the applause
00:44:27Thank you
00:44:31Oh
00:44:33Dude
00:44:39Oh
00:44:43Go on Rob
00:44:45You are getting some now mate
00:44:47Oh
00:44:49Oh
00:44:51And now to start our karaoke
00:44:53Kenneth and a very special guest
00:44:55Oh
00:45:07Oh I love this song
00:45:11Didn't we have this earlier in the series
00:45:13Wasn't it playing when
00:45:15When
00:45:17We started drinking some booze again
00:45:23When you come back
00:45:25And you're
00:45:27Beside me
00:45:31These are the words
00:45:33I'll say to you
00:45:39Welcome home
00:45:43Welcome home
00:45:45Welcome home
00:45:47Come on in
00:45:51And close the door
00:45:55You've been gone
00:45:59Too long
00:46:03Welcome
00:46:07Your home once more
00:46:11So basically I'm staying here for a couple more weeks
00:46:13What do you mean you're staying here
00:46:15I don't know what part of that you don't understand
00:46:17I'm extending my holiday
00:46:19You can't stay here on your own
00:46:21Who said I was staying here on my own
00:46:29And before you say anything we're just friends
00:46:31So it's two weeks here then
00:46:33Back to Leeds to house sit for Ron Pickford
00:46:35Ron Pickford
00:46:37Yeah you know Ron Pickford
00:46:39All my gears in his garage
00:46:41Three months
00:46:43Three months
00:46:45Then I'd rather be at uni
00:46:47Well then if I've not found somewhere
00:46:49To live by then maybe I can come and stay
00:46:51With you for a few weeks
00:46:53You can come and stay with us for as long as you like
00:46:55Eddie
00:46:57Do you mean that Sherry
00:46:59Yeah I do
00:47:01Well you might be glad to come Nick
00:47:03Because I'm paying for our Geordie to go to state school
00:47:05Dude
00:47:07Grandad do you mean it
00:47:09No you can't
00:47:11I've made up my mind
00:47:13We need to live life to the full
00:47:15And take all the opportunities it offers
00:47:17We can't go through life thinking
00:47:19What if
00:47:21Thank you grandad I love you
00:47:27I love you too kid
00:47:29Now
00:47:31Who's round is it
00:47:33Forget me this one
00:47:39Well
00:47:41Malone
00:47:45Welcome
00:47:49Come on in
00:47:53And close the door
00:47:57You've been gone
00:48:01Too long
00:48:05Welcome
00:48:09I'm home
00:48:11Once more
00:48:19Hi dad
00:48:21Yes
00:48:40So why didn't you say you were coming back young
00:48:42Well I just tell someone you're coming home
00:48:44And you can say it in a song
00:48:46So what's going on
00:48:48You've given up your job in Madrid
00:48:50Well I've given him 4 weeks notice but I haven't saved as much money as I thought I would
00:48:52Can I stay with you for a bit
00:48:54A bit
00:48:56Just you try leaving
00:48:58Yes
00:49:00I've missed you dad
00:49:02I've missed you too much
00:49:04I've missed you all too much
00:49:06Liam
00:49:08And Troy
00:49:10Hello Troy
00:49:12Interview tomorrow morning
00:49:14No need
00:49:16You come highly recommended
00:49:18Drinks
00:49:20We all need a drink
00:49:22I definitely need a drink
00:49:24Hey
00:49:26Are you happy to have a new flatmate
00:49:28Couldn't be happier
00:49:30And look
00:49:32Here's your new flatmate
00:49:34George
00:49:36Leslie
00:49:38I think I made a mistake
00:49:40I have nothing against the Mufalatas but
00:49:42Maybe I'll look for somewhere else to stay
00:49:44Not them
00:49:46Georgina and Esther
00:49:48They call her Fred as in Fred Astaire
00:49:50Oh
00:49:52I certainly hope so
00:49:56Come on
00:50:06Joyce
00:50:08I couldn't find you
00:50:10At the awards
00:50:12Monty I told you I'd be in and out all night
00:50:14You look absolutely exhausted
00:50:16You're sweating
00:50:18Horses sweat Monty
00:50:20Women glow
00:50:22Well come and sit down you're glowing like a pig
00:50:28Now Joyce
00:50:30I want you to know
00:50:32My intentions are honourable
00:50:34I think I made a decision
00:50:36I enjoy my life
00:50:38And I love my job
00:50:40But men
00:50:42Are not for me
00:50:44Good lord Joyce
00:50:46I don't wish to appear rude
00:50:48But don't you think you've left it a bit late in the day
00:50:50To start boarding the lady train
00:50:52I said men are not for me
00:50:54I didn't mean I wouldn't
00:50:56For goodness sake
00:50:58I see
00:51:00You're choosing a single life
00:51:02For now
00:51:06I understand
00:51:08Joyce
00:51:10If you change your mind
00:51:12I'll be here
00:51:16One last dance
00:51:18Why not
00:51:22All night long
00:51:24Here we go
00:51:26Here we go
00:51:30All night long
00:51:40Goodnight God bless you
00:51:42Thank you very much
00:51:54Oh
00:51:56Bloody hell
00:51:58Oh my
00:52:00Word
00:52:02Oh my word
00:52:04Oh my word
00:52:06Oh my word
00:52:08Well I'm glad
00:52:10That I was
00:52:12Completely and utterly wrong
00:52:14With my
00:52:16With my prediction
00:52:18That Les is going to leave the Solana
00:52:20Although I did kind of say last week
00:52:22That you know
00:52:24It was like they were going to need to do
00:52:26Something to
00:52:28Resolve that
00:52:30I just didn't think that
00:52:32They were going to bring
00:52:34Liam back
00:52:36I thought Les is going to be so unhappy he's going to leave
00:52:38You know he wants to be with Liam
00:52:40Yeah
00:52:42I guess it makes more sense
00:52:44That Liam
00:52:46Wouldn't want to live
00:52:48In Madrid and come back to
00:52:50Come back to Benidorm
00:52:52More so than
00:52:54Les would want to go to Madrid
00:52:58With loving Benidorm so much
00:53:00That definitely makes
00:53:02The most sense I think to me
00:53:06Yeah it really got me choked up there
00:53:08Towards the end they did so
00:53:10Much there
00:53:12I would say it was a really satisfying
00:53:14Round up
00:53:16For the series you know
00:53:18They obviously resolved
00:53:20The Les situation
00:53:22Bring back Liam
00:53:24So glad to have Liam back
00:53:26I always think
00:53:28Back to those early days with Liam
00:53:30And how he annoyed me so much
00:53:32And that is the kind of thing that gives me hope
00:53:34Maybe for Joey
00:53:36He had that really nice moment with Tiger
00:53:38Where he's like I know I'm stupid
00:53:40I don't want to
00:53:42At least they're making it
00:53:44That he is being
00:53:46He is self aware
00:53:48He may not realise what he's doing in the moment
00:53:50But he's at least aware enough to know
00:53:52That I am a bit of an idiot at times
00:53:54He's very much like me in that regard
00:53:56Like I know
00:53:58That I can come across annoying at times
00:54:00I know that I can come across
00:54:02A bit weird at times
00:54:04And all this kind of stuff
00:54:06But I'm still not going to change
00:54:08Who I am as a result of it
00:54:10You know
00:54:12And some people
00:54:14Don't like me for it
00:54:16And some people will just be like
00:54:18It's who he is
00:54:20You know
00:54:22So yeah I do relate with Joey
00:54:24Quite a bit
00:54:26If he does get brought back
00:54:28I mean I have said it before
00:54:30I hope he just gets toned down ever so slightly
00:54:32In the same way I think that Liam did
00:54:34You know he started off very
00:54:36Right there in your face
00:54:38And they sort of gradually brought him back
00:54:40To the point that he is
00:54:42This absolutely most wonderful
00:54:44Most wonderfully loved character
00:54:46What a way
00:54:48To introduce him back into the show
00:54:50Doing that song
00:54:52Obviously we did have that song earlier in the series
00:54:54Anyway
00:54:56But what a song
00:54:58It is a great song
00:55:00And I've been keeping a list
00:55:02Of all the various different
00:55:04Karaoke numbers done
00:55:06In the show
00:55:08And what my plan is when the show ends
00:55:10I do want to choose
00:55:12My top 10 songs
00:55:14That have been sung in Benidorm
00:55:16Obviously by performers
00:55:18Not like some of the professional singers
00:55:20Who come in and do their bits
00:55:22The actual cast
00:55:24And it won't necessarily be
00:55:26I mean
00:55:28Obviously I've still to decide it
00:55:30But clearly out and out
00:55:32The best song that we've had from it
00:55:34Is Hannah Waddingham when she did
00:55:36The Winner Takes It All
00:55:38Or the song we saw Martin
00:55:40But for me
00:55:42What will form that ranking
00:55:44Isn't necessarily just who was the best singer
00:55:46Because that's easy
00:55:48That would be clearly number one
00:55:50But I'll have to try and work it
00:55:52And think
00:55:54Obviously the vocal quality
00:55:56Will have to come into it
00:55:58But also what the song was
00:56:00How it fits into the story
00:56:02And a couple of different things like that
00:56:04Will do it
00:56:06That song that Liam and Kenneth did
00:56:08That has the potential
00:56:10To be right up there
00:56:12Because
00:56:14What it did for the plot
00:56:16The song choice
00:56:18The vocals were reasonably good
00:56:20So there's a number of different things
00:56:22That could push it right up
00:56:24We will have to see
00:56:26When the time comes that I do that
00:56:28Obviously I have to finish the show first
00:56:30But yeah
00:56:32Oh man this was a great episode
00:56:34I loved
00:56:36That Rob
00:56:38Punched that Sammy Valentino
00:56:40It is clear
00:56:42He is getting some nookie with Amber tonight
00:56:44There is
00:56:46I already kind of knew
00:56:48Yeah I can kind of see that's
00:56:50Going to potentially happen tonight
00:56:52But he punched her
00:56:54And you just sort of grab his wrist and lead him out there
00:56:56Oh yeah
00:56:58He's getting some pumping action tonight
00:57:00The Dawson's
00:57:02I have got to talk about the Dawson's
00:57:04Oh
00:57:06That was again
00:57:08Very satisfying
00:57:10So they brought in
00:57:12The subplot of the school
00:57:14Fees right at the end
00:57:16And that was a great way
00:57:18I think of binding them together
00:57:20Because like I said
00:57:22Ten and a half grand a year
00:57:24He said he has converted it to three years
00:57:26So it is basically what
00:57:28£31,500
00:57:30£31,500
00:57:32That is what they have got to pay for this three year course
00:57:34And if Eddie is paying
00:57:36That £30,000
00:57:38Then fair play to him
00:57:40I just feel a little bit bad
00:57:42For Rob now
00:57:44I was like hello
00:57:46Do I get anything
00:57:48I am just only going off to uni
00:57:50Can I have a little bit of something here
00:57:52Oh man
00:57:54Yeah
00:57:56That series I tell you
00:57:58I mean look
00:58:00We have spoken about it
00:58:02It is not to the same high quality
00:58:04As some of the earlier series
00:58:06Maybe I will do a ranking as well
00:58:08When I come towards the end
00:58:10And rank the series overall
00:58:12Series one better than two
00:58:14Or two better than three
00:58:16Because I think
00:58:18I will always end up surprising people
00:58:20I like things often a lot better
00:58:22When people come to me and go
00:58:24The last series of Still Game is trash
00:58:26Or the last series of Benidorm
00:58:28Is trash
00:58:30I am enjoying it
00:58:32I am still here
00:58:34Yes it has got a bit cheesy
00:58:36You can't deny it
00:58:38Brian Shane Ritchie
00:58:40I have met
00:58:42And he is basically like that in real life
00:58:44He basically is
00:58:46I worked at Butlins for a couple of years
00:58:48And he came down there
00:58:50He did a couple of little things
00:58:52Obviously he wasn't
00:58:54As cringy
00:58:56Cheesy as he was in this
00:58:58Which I do think
00:59:00Was a very deliberate thing
00:59:02To do
00:59:04It is not just people going
00:59:06This is cringy because it is bad
00:59:08They deliberately made him
00:59:10Over the top to make him
00:59:12Unlikeable
00:59:14So if people say I don't like that Sammy Valentino character
00:59:16Then
00:59:18They have done their job right
00:59:20But he is
00:59:22He is that old school
00:59:24Shane Ritchie is that old school
00:59:26Sort of entertainer
00:59:28But he does know
00:59:30How to turn it down in real life
00:59:32So yeah
00:59:34Fantastic
00:59:36I loved this episode
00:59:38I have really enjoyed this series
00:59:40I have loved the show as a whole
00:59:42Overall
00:59:44Only two more series to go now
00:59:46We are really coming to the conclusion now
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