Kevin Reacts to Benidorm S8E3
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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name is Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:17Kevin the Geek. Welcome back to Benidorm. We're on series eight, we're on episode number
00:22three now. Jeff is back. Jeff came back with Noreen at the end of last episode for a very
00:30brief introduction, but also we have Jeff and Pauline, his sister. For the first time on the
00:38show, we have the two of them together. That is going to be really, really, really interesting.
00:43We've obviously got the Dawson family, which is sort of like the Garvey replacement. I'm really
00:50liking the granddad. I think his name's Eddie. I quite like him. I do. He's that sort of jolly,
00:58kind of cheeky granddad kind of thing. Obviously, we have a new bar staff in the form of Amber.
01:05She is having a great relationship with Mateo so far. Of course, he's back after pretty much
01:12almost being out of the show, but you can't keep Mateo away. Let's just see what happens
01:20in this latest episode. You all right, mate? Yeah, yeah. Just keeping a low profile after
01:35last night. Mate, that's upside down. That doesn't matter. I just don't want this lot
01:39knowing it was me taking my clothes off during the karaoke last night. Oh, hello. I didn't
01:45recognize you with your clothes on. Great disguise. Oh, man. They all know it was me.
01:55Incredible. I thought your disguise was foolproof. Mate, I've got an idea. Oh,
02:01God. This is going to go well. Yeah. As we ain't getting busy with the ladies here,
02:05why don't we spread our legs a bit further? I'm sorry. Somebody told me that even though
02:10it's all inclusive here, you are allowed to leave. Really? Oh, well, they kept that one quiet.
02:16I know. They should have a sign. Anyway, I was thinking, we're in Spain. Let's get us some
02:23Spanish girls. I like it. A couple of senoritas. Well, we don't know what their names are yet,
02:29obviously. But yeah, come on. Let's bounce. I want to like him. I want to like him the same
02:36way I did with Liam.
03:03Me neither.
03:06Oh.
03:29Yeah, a hoose.
03:36No way.
03:50Oh, I'd love to be the twin sister.
03:53Oh.
04:06They're not kids anymore.
04:07True.
04:25Hey, hey, you are making too much noise. They're acting like kids.
04:38Oh.
04:51Yeah.
04:58Once a parent, always a parent. Well, I mean, despite the fact that Jeff is adopted.
05:03Oh, Donald.
05:12Um.
05:15Um.
05:34You what? We're rebranding.
05:40Oh, I forgot. Yeah, obviously, Kenneth was a dick to Norman the Doorman last episode out. And so
05:47Troy has effectively bought the salon to allow Kenneth to continue. This is gonna be fun.
05:53Don't worry, we've got new stuff coming this afternoon.
05:55This afternoon? Are you taking the piss you're in Spain?
05:58It takes a fortnight for someone to answer the phone.
06:01Rebranding, that's exciting.
06:03Well, it would be if I'd been consulted.
06:05I'm giving the salon a new lease of life.
06:07Blow and Go does not need a new lease of life.
06:10That's another thing. We need a new name.
06:12No, you don't. I love Blow and Go.
06:14You can change my mirrors, but you'll never change my name.
06:16I like Blow and Go. It's what we used to call
06:19the meet and greet at the Middlesbrough Swingers Association.
06:22I'm paying the rent now, Kenneth. I think I should have a say in it.
06:25Oh, here we go. That's what all this boils down to. The dirty dollar.
06:29Or, as an alternative, you pay the rent.
06:32The electricity, the water, the rates, the wholesaler's bill,
06:36and we'll stick with Blow and Go.
06:39I'm not happy about this!
06:43Could have fooled me.
06:48I've just got one thing to say.
06:50Lovely shirt.
06:56What?
06:57We're still here.
06:58Without wanting to sound too dramatic, I don't want to die on my own.
07:04Right. Was there anything else?
07:08What I mean is, I don't think I've got long left,
07:11and I really would like to spend my final days surrounded by love and appreciation.
07:17Where are you planning on going?
07:18Sharon.
07:19Oh, well, it's the same thing over and over again.
07:25What's that?
07:26I tried to get separate insurance for this holiday.
07:30I didn't want to be a burden to you.
07:32Well, they asked me for a note from me doctor, and that's what they gave me.
07:40You need to be spending your money on getting drunk and straw donkeys,
07:45not flying a body bag back to UK.
07:49Oh, shit!
07:53Is this real?
07:54I'm afraid so.
07:57To whom it may concern, as Mr. Edward Dawson's GP,
08:03I have no hesitation in recommending the above name.
08:05He's not only unsuitable to fly, but with a heart condition such as his,
08:10any strenuous activity or unnecessary stress may result in irreparable damage.
08:17Or worse.
08:18Oh, damn!
08:22I'll go and get us some drinks.
08:27I'll go.
08:32God, if he's lying.
08:36God help you if this isn't true.
08:42Good day to you, ladies and gentlemen.
08:43My name is Evelyn Pike.
08:45I'll be your auctioneer today.
08:48So let's start with this little gem.
08:51Mr. Wu.
08:51A very agreeable modern villa in the Pollock Valley,
08:54who'll start me at 100.
08:56100, thank you.
08:57Do I hear 110?
08:59You got your eye on anything special?
09:02Well, I must say the auctioneer has a certain dignified air about him.
09:07I meant the auction.
09:10Oh, I do beg your pardon.
09:11I'm sorry.
09:12I thought you meant it.
09:14No, well, yes.
09:16But I'd rather not discuss it if it's all the same to you.
09:19I understand.
09:20You keep your cards close to your chest, yes?
09:23Exactly.
09:24Mmm, lucky cards.
09:27That's what I say.
09:30Any more anywhere?
09:33His laugh's like mine.
09:35I go very breathy in my laughing sometimes.
09:38People call me Mr. Wu.
09:40We know.
09:40Yes, I can see why.
09:41Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
09:43Not Wu double O.
09:45Wu with a U.
09:46You know, after Mr. Wu, Chinese buffet near the beach.
09:50Oh, you're Mr. Wu.
09:53Exactly.
09:54Oh, I see.
09:56Nice to meet you, Mr. Wu.
09:58I'm Joyce Temple Savage, manageress of the salon.
10:02Pleased to meet you, Joyce.
10:04Tell me, are you a virgin?
10:06You're joking.
10:07I've been round the block more times than a lost jogger.
10:10Not a virgin.
10:11It looked like your first time.
10:14Yes, it is.
10:15I've got a clue what's going on.
10:17This is the property you're interested in?
10:20Oh, yes.
10:21It's just a small finca near the Finistrack Hills.
10:24So much for keeping your cards close to your chest.
10:25It has huge potential.
10:27What do you think?
10:28Wow.
10:29Guide price of 80 to 100,000.
10:31That is cheap as Chinese chips.
10:34Well, I have quite a limited budget.
10:36Do you think it'll go higher than 100,000?
10:39In a word, no.
10:39Oh, wonderful.
10:41Unless somebody else want it as well.
10:43Then in another word, yes.
10:46Bloody hell.
10:54He's like a pantomime sidekick, isn't he?
11:16Can I be called Dogtanian from Dogtanian and the Muskehounds?
11:19Mate, what are you talking about?
11:21I thought we had to have Spanish names.
11:23No, come on.
11:24Can I still be called Dogtanian?
11:26No.
11:29Yeah, are you safe going into a biker bar?
11:33Whoa.
11:35Considering we're in Spain,
11:37does it not bother you that there is nothing remotely Spanish about this holiday?
11:40Nope.
11:42Well, we've got the Spanish sun.
11:44That's the same sun we get in the UK.
11:47No, it's not.
11:49It's hotter.
11:50The sun is not Spanish.
11:52Well, why do they call it the Spanish sun?
11:55Because it's in Spain.
11:57Well, there you are.
11:57I must be Spanish then.
11:59But your shoes are in Spain.
12:00It doesn't make them Spanish.
12:02Yes, it does.
12:03No, it doesn't.
12:04Your shoes are not Spanish by virtue of them being in Spain.
12:07I know they're not.
12:09They're Spanish because I bought them in the indoor market last year.
12:14Hey.
12:16One nil.
12:17One nil, Nori.
12:18It's true.
12:20I nipped out for half an hour while you got rubella.
12:24I've been sacked.
12:26How can you be sacked?
12:26You don't have a job.
12:28Email from Barry Stent.
12:30Who's Barry Stent?
12:33If you shut up, I'll tell you about it.
12:35There's no need to bite me, Adolf.
12:38How can anyone sack you from a job you don't have?
12:41If you don't listen to me, you'll find out.
12:43Was it these shoes I got?
12:45Will you shut up and let him talk?
12:46Why am I thinking of those jelly sandals?
12:50Mother.
12:52I get so irritated with stuff like that.
12:55Especially my mum.
12:56My mum is the worst for it.
12:58You know, I will literally be trying to tell a story or whatever it is.
13:01And she'll keep interrupting me by either changing the subject entirely
13:05or asking a question.
13:05And I'll be like, if you shut up, I'll actually get to my point.
13:09But the more you interrupt me, the longer it's going to take for me to get to the point.
13:14Dear Mr. Maltby, we have finally amassed adequate information regarding the alleged
13:20predetermined results of last month's inter-county pub quiz final.
13:25It is our duty to inform you that forensic evidence has led to only one possible transgressor.
13:30You.
13:32From this day henceforth, you are relieved of all your official duties.
13:37Restricted to your oracle status.
13:40Er, what?
13:42Please find our full and in-depth investigation attached.
13:45Be aware there is no recourse.
13:48This decision is final and binding.
13:52It was these shoes, I guarantee ya.
13:56Because they've got a bag to match.
13:59Shut up about your bloody shoes.
14:01I've been accused of match-rigging.
14:03It's a trip to a bullfight.
14:05But it says here on TripAdvisor it's just a front to try and sell juice extractors.
14:09What's the point of talking, spider, are you?
14:14I once went on a free trip from here where they showed you how to fold a Spanish blanket.
14:28Okay.
14:29Alright.
14:29Oh, that's smashing.
14:31Thanks, son.
14:32Do you prefer a pillow?
14:34Right over his face.
14:36Nothing love.
14:37He's grand.
14:39Thanks, son.
14:40Why would grandad want the pillow over his face?
14:42Jodie, would you want to play on me phone?
14:44Can I?
14:45Yeah, yeah.
14:49And next, ladies and gentlemen, we have lot 14,
14:52a delightful thinker in the Finistrat area with enormous potential.
14:56Shall we open the bidding at 80,000?
14:58Hey, what do you think you're doing?
15:01But if I don't bid, I can't get it.
15:03Wait, price not quite right.
15:06Come, come, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to sell.
15:10Okay, somebody start me at 70,000.
15:13Price not quite right.
15:1560,000.
15:17Price not quite right.
15:19Okay, you're a tough crowd, but I like you.
15:22So let's get the ball rolling at 50,000 euros.
15:2550,000 here.
15:2650,000.
15:27Thank you, sir.
15:28Mr. Wu, you bastard.
15:29What on earth are you doing?
15:30Price is right.
15:32You don't want to buy this.
15:33If there's a profit, Mr. Wu interested.
15:36Going once at 50,000.
15:38This is no money at all.
15:4070,000.
15:4170,000.
15:42That's the spirit, madam.
15:43Do I hear 75?
15:45What are you doing?
15:46We're supposed to go up in fives.
15:48This is my dream house.
15:49You're not having it.
15:51Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Joyce,
15:53and leave this to the professionals.
15:5580,000.
15:56Okay, now you're bidding against yourself.
15:58The bid is already with you, madam, at 70,000.
16:02Do I hear 80?
16:0380,000.
16:0490.
16:05100,000.
16:08Oh, nudge is back, baby.
16:12Okay, price too high now.
16:14100,000 euros.
16:15Do I hear 110?
16:17I've only got a mortgage for 100,000.
16:19Fair warning, I am selling at 100,000
16:22to the lady on the gold mobility scooter.
16:25Going once.
16:26Going twice.
16:28And sold.
16:30Number, please.
16:31Thank you, madam.
16:33And moving on to lot 15,
16:36the restaurant in Finistrat is withdrawn.
16:41Withdrawn?
16:42You've got to be joking.
16:43That's what I came to bid on.
16:45Good, I'm glad.
16:47And I, for one, will never touch your port balls again.
16:51I hope you're happy.
16:53Delighted.
16:54I mean, I'm very delighted.
16:57Nudge is back.
16:59Do you know your Wi-Fi is down again?
17:01You hum it and I'll play it soon.
17:03What?
17:04It's a joke.
17:05No, it is a joke.
17:06The brochure says there's Wi-Fi in all public areas.
17:09No, what I mean is...
17:10You need Wi-Fi, mate?
17:12Yeah.
17:13Do you mind?
17:15Be my guest.
17:16Try and stay clear of computers, meself.
17:19Very wise.
17:20Yeah.
17:21I did a bit of internet dating a few year ago, but...
17:24Well, let's just say it didn't work out.
17:27No, I bet it didn't.
17:29Yes, but...
17:30Oh, there we go!
17:31There you go.
17:32Most of these surrounding hotels' Wi-Fi are pretty easy to crack, so...
17:35Ah, nice one.
17:36No worries.
17:38Listen, you've got a bit of a time delay on your keyboard.
17:41Yeah, it's been doing that for months.
17:43I think it's just a bit old.
17:44No, mate, I don't think so.
17:46I reckon you've downloaded some pretty nasty malware somewhere along the line.
17:49You've got to be joking.
17:50I knew it.
17:51You get most of them off those so-called free porn sites.
17:54Nah, nah, it won't be that.
17:56This is strictly a work laptop.
17:59I'm busy now!
18:00Do you want me to have a look?
18:02No, I think it'll be all right.
18:04Well, if you can afford a new laptop...
18:08What?
18:09You'll only get worse.
18:11Really?
18:14Would you mind having a look?
18:15Not at all.
18:16Give me something to do.
18:17There's only so much swimming and sunbathing you can do in a day.
18:20Give me something to do.
18:21There's only so much swimming and sunbathing you can do in a day.
18:25Listen, I'm not the only person to use the laptop, so...
18:30You know, it's not all my stuff.
18:32Don't worry, mate.
18:33I clean my granddad's hard disk from time to time
18:35and I do that with rubber gloves and a surgical mask.
18:38Do you?
18:39No, it's a joke.
18:41Give you a shout when I'm done.
18:43Yeah, cheers.
18:46Large vodka and coke, please.
18:50Very large.
18:52You've been looking at something dirty there, Jeff.
18:54I think it's exciting.
18:56A fresh start.
18:58What was wrong with the old mirrors?
18:59These are terrible.
19:00They're all wonky.
19:01Look at this one.
19:02I look enormous in it.
19:04It's not the mirror.
19:05They're a bit smaller.
19:06You just fill it out a bit more.
19:09He's a control freak.
19:10That's what he is.
19:12No, I just don't see this working.
19:13I much prefer being my own boss.
19:15But now you have to pay rent on the salon and all the bills.
19:19If you go it alone without Troy's backing,
19:23I'm not being funny,
19:24you might actually have to do some work.
19:28Damn you and your logic.
19:30Where are the workmen?
19:31They went for the siesta.
19:33Welcome to Spain.
19:35We'll soon see about that.
19:36The amount I'm paying them.
19:38Have you been shopping?
19:40New uniforms.
19:42What for?
19:43Black trousers and black silk shirt.
19:46Very chic.
19:47Black trousers and black shirt.
19:49I'm an hairdresser, not a frigging mimact.
19:51We've got to bring this salon into the 21st century.
19:53Talking of which, how about hair by Troy for the new name?
19:57Right.
19:58No, I'm off.
19:59Hang on, I'm not finished.
20:00Well, I am.
20:01I'm finished with this shite mirrors
20:02and your rubbish name and your crappy uniforms.
20:04Good luck with your business venture
20:06because without me, you'll need it.
20:11I think it's safe to say Kenneth's not on board.
20:19Oh, man, you've got to go through there.
20:23What? Are the loons really nice?
20:25No, I mean the girls.
20:26They're a different breed out here.
20:29Really?
20:31I thought you were getting drinks here.
20:32I tried to order, but it didn't go very well.
20:35What do you mean?
20:36This is the one.
20:37He called me a dog, then asked for a threesome.
20:40What?
20:40I didn't, I didn't.
20:42I asked for...
20:44Hang on a minute.
20:47Oh.
20:48Oh, my God.
20:50I'll start again.
20:52Bonjour, G. Mappel, Joey.
20:58Look, look, I'm sorry.
20:59I'm sorry, but we're going.
21:07Oh, shit.
21:09Oh, shit.
21:10You don't mess with bikers.
21:12Oh, my God.
21:18Back inside.
21:20You are just in time for a happy hour.
21:22He doesn't look very happy to me.
21:26I mean, a happy hour is normally a good thing.
21:28I don't think this is going to be a good thing.
21:30So good to see you, Mrs. Harvey.
21:31We thought we'd seen the last of you.
21:33Oh, no.
21:35Benidorm's difficult to get out of your system.
21:38Is it, is it, are we only getting Madge in this one,
21:40or are we getting the rest of the guys as well?
21:41I don't know.
21:42I really hope we get the rest of them.
21:43It's very much the whooping cough of the travel world.
21:48Nicely put.
21:49Very strong tea.
21:51Did you remember the brandy?
21:53That's what I meant, not very strong.
21:56This is Mrs. Harvey Amber, one of our old regulars.
22:00Hey, hey, hey, not so much of the old.
22:03Mrs. Harvey and her family moved to America last year.
22:06Yeah, Las Vegas.
22:08Oh, that sounds exciting.
22:10I've always wanted to go to Vegas.
22:12We've got some business interests out there.
22:14A hotel, actually.
22:15Oh, right.
22:16How are things there, Mrs. Harvey?
22:18It's all very complicated, Liz.
22:20It's taken almost a year to sort out the business side of things.
22:24So you all thought you'd come to Benidorm for a break?
22:26Oh, no, I'm here on me own.
22:28Oh.
22:29They think I'm in the UK, they don't know I've popped over here
22:32to buy me grandson an holiday home for his birthday.
22:35Oh, nice.
22:37I'll sit here.
22:38Then that one's sitting down.
22:39That should mean that we get Michael back at least for the future.
22:42Do you remember?
22:43Hopefully.
22:44Last year with the crazy little oompy loompy person in the white hat.
22:49He told us she was a squillionaire.
22:51Only two types of people come to Benidorm.
22:53Those who never come again and those who never want to leave.
22:56Um, excuse me.
22:58I hope I'm not interrupting.
23:01No, you're not.
23:01Piss off.
23:03Well, if there's anything you need while you're here, Mrs. H, you just let us know.
23:06She's back.
23:07Give us a shout if you want that tea a bit stronger.
23:11Thanks, love.
23:12I am Mr. Wu from Mr. Wu Chinese buffet.
23:16I couldn't give a frig if you put the funny and funny credit.
23:20You know, there is an old Chinese saying the sleeping cat should not ignore the rat pulling
23:26at its tail.
23:28Excuse me.
23:28Putting your fried rice in your own affair.
23:31I will buy the finca you just bought in the auction for 5000 more than you paid for it.
23:37It's not for sale.
23:3810,000 more.
23:40Are you still here?
23:4415,000 more.
23:46If you don't focus, I'll shove this electric sink so far up your ass, you'll light up like
23:51a Chinese lantern.
23:53Oh, I didn't even realize that she was on the boat.
23:55The thing you were bidding on was in the next lot, but it was withdrawn.
23:58No wonder he's interested in Mrs. Harvey's property.
24:02He's probably already spent a fortune on a license.
24:04What license to open a restaurant?
24:06Yes, this is correct.
24:08One time I look into this restaurant license.
24:11Madre mia, so much money.
24:13And when you buy, it's only for one Pacific area.
24:17Oh, is it now?
24:20Interesting.
24:26Any chance of anybody doing some work today?
24:28Yeah.
24:29Hmm.
24:45I don't see how they can stop other people calling you The Oracle.
24:49I mean, apart from Jeff, that's your name.
24:53If I were you, I'd be more worried about the other names people call me.
24:56If I were you I'd be more worried about the other names people call you
25:00Yeah, and what about the names? He called you all right? Let's have no squabbling
25:05I knew it was a bad idea you being on spirits during the day
25:09What about her I haven't had a drink for 18 months. Yeah good. Don't we know about it?
25:14It's the money. I've saved from not drinking the last year and a half. It's paid for this holiday
25:18What did you do with the other four million quid?
25:20You went to get your twin top my laptop. That's it
25:26That lad over there is having a look at it for me my young boy
25:30He's still wet behind the ears
25:33After trolling through his internet history
25:37That's a phrase my nan used to say yeah, they're still a bit wet behind the ears
25:41It's not what I ever really understood. I never quite got got the meaning of the phrase
25:47But hey dad, that's a nice little flashback for me. You know what? I
25:52Can't believe I'm saying this, but you were actually a nicer person when you were still drinking
26:09Oh
26:10He hasn't improved in his diving don't listen to him Pauline
26:14Can you honestly say you miss that?
26:18Thick-headed dizzy feeling of staggering around laughing and not giving a damn
26:26Wow
26:33Don't do it Pauline
26:37Don't do it
26:40No, you just said you've been 18 months off the wagon
26:47Oh
26:57Good lass
26:59Good lass wait to resist the urge
27:02Soon, I've been thinking
27:05Yeah, when we get home, I'm going to look at sheltered accommodation
27:11Do you mean I'm not a well man, I don't want you having the burden of being saddled with me if
27:18If what?
27:19Well, if so much happens to me
27:22But that's why you're moving in into Sharon so we can keep an eye on you
27:29Yeah
27:31Yeah, that's why you're moving in so we can keep an eye on you. Hmm. You can have my room granddad
27:35I'll sleep in Jodie's playroom
27:38barely some
27:39Yeah, no problem
27:42Self
27:44It would seem so
27:46Sharon I don't know how else to apologize for making our Jodie scared at water
27:53She's fine now, ain't she?
27:56Yeah, she's fine
27:58No
28:02Mate we don't need trouble. We just want to go how many times want me to apologize?
28:06You know how many times I catch British pigs staring at Catalina's breasts. It must be loaves
28:14They are huge, dude
28:17What Joey means is you're a very lucky man. Catalina is my sister
28:23Oh shit, obviously runs in the family meep meep
28:29Joe is gonna get murdered
28:32Sorry, I was trying to lighten the mood
28:38Welcome to Spanish happy hour each shot of whiskey is 10 euros
28:43First man to fall pays for all of the drinks 10 years are short. That is like well expensive
28:49I'm amazed you're so busy. It's Joey. Okay, but I'm gonna have to do it. My mate doesn't drink it does now
28:55Oh, but if Joey has no money, I'm sure I can find other ways to make him pay. Oh
29:03Meep meep. Oh
29:10Don't tell that
29:15Might be careful. I think he likes you. I like him too. He's funny
29:20When I say he likes you I kind of mean
29:23How can I put without getting too romantic? It was the rapier. I like to bomb you. Hey
29:28Don't be ridiculous. He's a big hairy biker dressed in black leather. What's gay about that?
29:34This is Roberto he drinks all day and he drinks all night. He's known as Alberto Fondo
29:40You say the barrel without a bottom. Oh shit. I
29:47Think you're gonna be one who wishes didn't have a problem Oh
30:04He's gonna have a lot of water
30:16Catchphrase for a minute
30:24You've got five minutes rule time is money mrs. Harvey, I didn't know if you would come I assume your opinion offer
30:32Please let us relax have Chinese tea
30:36We have a proverb in my country which say the monkey who eat the banana without peeling the skin is
30:43Like the man who walked through his neighbor's melon patch without stopping to tie his shoelace
30:49What I used to write the clues for three to one
30:52What it must be the Chinese year of the bull because I've never heard so much shit in the end. Oh, I love that
31:00That is one of the best days I've ever heard I need to try and remember that
31:04Must be the year of the bull because I've never had so much shit Wow
31:09Wow, look, let's get down to business. I'm not here on holiday
31:14Oh, you live in Benidorm if you must know I've been based in Las Vegas for the last year where I have interests in
31:21several hotels, oh
31:24You like Donald Trump without the comb-over
31:27My business partners and I are now looking to expand in Europe you want to be a Spanish Trump
31:34We got Chinese cabbage on the menu. We get a lot of those in here
31:41Spanish Trump
31:45Are you gonna open your offer on my finger or just sit there giggling like a 12 year old
31:51Okay. Yes, I have new offer for you
31:54I have new offer for you. I think you're gonna like this
32:14Okay
32:15last offer of mr. Wu was
32:19115,000 euro
32:21I'm listening
32:23New offer
32:27116,000 I'm obviously wasting me time here. Wait, wait
32:35118
32:38120,000
32:41121 she's going right away. She won
32:44122,000 okay lady. I'm not being funny. But why are you being a complete bitch?
32:5422,000 euros for a shit-tip of an ounce. It's worth no more than 80
33:01125,000 euro
33:08Wait, wait
33:13Bloody hell do you want?
33:15Mrs. Harvey, I can pay you a hundred and fifty thousand. I'm begging you. This is Harvey
33:22I want that house
33:24hundred and fifty thousand yes
33:28wait
33:32160,000 euro final offer
33:48Sold
33:52Sorry love business is business
33:59She really wanted it. Oh, wow. They're actually going quite well
34:15Come on Joey you can do it
34:17Here he goes get ready to pay your bill little boys
34:33Listen get clear shot. Oh
34:40One two, three, four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve
34:44The there's nearly 20 shots that is this is like 200 euros bloody hell
34:49We can't get you out of it before you die of alcoholic poisoning
34:56I'm faking it. What I'm faking it. I'm stone-cold sober
35:01What how the freaking hell are you done that? I've never seen you drink once in all the time. I've known you exactly
35:06I don't drink doesn't affect me. God. I'm
35:10Straight up. Oh my days. You are go
35:14Oh
35:17Now we get serious dollars
35:23Hang on a minute, why don't we get really serious not doubles not triples, but
35:30What comes off the triples mate you're asking the wrong person quadruples quadrangle
35:43I
36:14Just made
36:30I mean, I don't care if you don't feel the effects of alcohol the taste of it. Oh
36:37Not many not many
36:39I
36:42Don't many shots like I can do that
36:59Professor's gone don't make the mistake standing up
37:10Oh
37:12The happen cheating he's not drunk at all. Oh, no, we didn't see he's just really good at drinking honest
37:18No, you have to pay for the drinks for everyone for the rest of the night. Why you my little friend?
37:24Come to the basement to show me some of those pretty dance moves. Oh my god. What's going on?
37:30But it's happening
37:32It's happening. What's happening? I thought you said alcohol doesn't affect you
37:36I don't get drunk, but it affects me in other ways. What other ways it gives me really
37:43Really bad really bad. What? Oh
37:57Oh my dice, I think it's himself
38:06I can breathe
38:15Jigass anyone
38:20Get out of there
38:22I
38:33Need to take two of these
38:35What are they sleeping tablets? Oh, I know the old man out while you head off into town. Is that it?
38:42What it's a Benidorm. Why we do that when the drinks are all paid for here. Come on. Come on. Oh, no
38:49Come on
38:52Invaluable supping time here. Oh
38:56Right any
38:58problems
38:59Give us two rings. I mean, I won't actually answer the phone because you know, it costs money
39:03But I'll be straight up them stairs. Well, not the stairs that lift, but you know what I mean?
39:09Then we know what you mean
39:12Yeah, it's all in them is a
39:16Less there's no way that they were that quickly. I've taken sleeping pills before
39:25Yeah
39:30Of course we weren't gonna do that
39:36To what he bought he's been informed new papers will be available in your name tomorrow morning
39:44I can assure mrs. Harvey if we ever do business together again watch out
39:50Next time mr. Wu gonna win. No, you know
39:55It's true what they say when you finish one Chinese, it's never too long before you're hungry
40:15There we get another good show anybody else you haven't seen me who said that very funny
40:29You're safe
40:33Outside every time I got a drop the f-bomb
40:35I'm gonna be cream crackers. I can't believe you still blowing off. How long is it usually lost?
40:40I don't know last time. I had alcohol was on my sister's 18th birthday
40:45About 20 of us packed into one of those little karaoke booths Oh God
40:50Yeah, I just felt sorry for the waitress that found us all
41:02Terrible it's only that we've been net choose and if he needs anything Rob's got your mobile stop worrying
41:07What if he can't get through I've got my phone really for God's sake your father's coming to live with us
41:12Can we just enjoy the time we've got?
41:21Go see is he's a dirty old man five six
41:28Lucky five to win. Oh, do you mind other people have to touch that?
41:34Not any more. They don't
41:36One two, three, four five champion
41:49That's me, I'm
41:51Donning same time tomorrow night. I'm afraid not mother another four-hour snakes in that a session and I fear I may explode with excite
42:03So still in as it was to hammer you both into the ground
42:06It was a one-night stand ladies
42:08Right, let's get this clear. Don't know. It's alright. I'll do it. I need to give it a good mop as well
42:15There's more filth in here than in Jeff's hard drive. Oh
42:18Haha, I mean is she wrong?
42:21nighty-nighty
42:24Pajama pajama
42:27Night
42:36Oh
42:48No, you don't do it Polly
42:57When you come don't do it
43:07I'll sing to you. Don't do it
43:11Oh
43:30God damn it. Paulie. He'll show up sooner or later full of regret about what he said. You sure about that, right?
43:36Sooner on it looks full of something. It's not
43:41right, I
43:43Just want to say that I do not give a Chinese shite that neither of you two have been answering your texts
43:50I mean my texts
43:52as I
43:54going to
43:56Go. Oh
43:58Yeah, Madrid. Yes. I'm going to Madrid to where it lay him a
44:03Real friend a true friend. He's my friend
44:07Just assumes the answers my texts say that it's all right. Are you sure you text anyone?
44:14Neither did I lies
44:17Kenny's sit down
44:19look
44:20everyone my texts
44:24None of them have sent ah
44:29Must have ran out credit
44:31Oh
44:34Troy's got something to say
44:37Kenneth I was wrong. Oh, don't you try to wriggle out of it?
44:40Cuz I know what you're trying to do and it won't work. I will try to be on the streets
44:47Prostitutes think you mean destitute. Yeah, I know what I mean
44:53What did you say I said destitute before
45:01I said I was wrong
45:03Kenneth, I'm sorry
45:04I've tried to wade in with my checkbook and take over the salon your salon blow and go
45:13And that was wrong of me
45:16Your style and character is amazing and when he doesn't want to change
45:23And I think our friendship is amazing it's something I won't want to lose
45:29So, let's just start afresh tomorrow new beginning. Oh god, is he asleep? What do you say?
45:49I believe congratulations are in order. They certainly are
45:54Oh between us we managed to get mr. Wu up to a hundred and sixty thousand
46:02Obama calculations that makes your cut 15,000 cash tomorrow morning
46:09That would be wonderful I've got to say when you burst into that office even I thought you wanted that house
46:15Well acting does run in the family
46:18My father was very close to Sir Lawrence Olivier during his famed production of Richard the third
46:23Your father was an actor not an actor
46:27He was Larry's dresser 1944 to 45 not quite a glance. I can say that again spent most of that season stuffing his hump
46:36Mrs. Harley. Oh
46:38Oh, I shouldn't really I mean on duty, but some things are worth celebrating
46:48And no hard feelings about losing your dream Oh with 15 grand in my pocket
46:53I'm happy to have another dream nice
46:56The longer I wait the cheaper property seems to get here at the moment
47:01Yeah, so I did
47:04I'll think I might be back here sooner than I thought. Yes. Oh
47:09That was gorgeous
47:13Lean and tasty
47:15Like someone else I know
47:19Are you all right? Yeah, yeah, no fine. Sorry. I was just saying if me dad had drank
47:23I've been checking your phone all night. Should we just go back? What ruin our big night out? No fear
47:30really
47:32We both know Eddie does my head in but I don't hate him
47:37He's he's your father and he's our family. He just irritates all frail in bed tonight
47:43It's always been there for me, I don't want to lose it, but you're gonna let's go back
47:52Shit
48:06Oh, it's Paulie. Oh shit
48:13I
48:22Think it's safe to say that Eddie's gonna get murdered
48:29Wow, um
48:32Right
48:34Okay, so this episode and we have quite a bit with Kenneth and Troy. I
48:41Like the fact that
48:46Troy knows
48:48You know when when to apologize and when to admit he was wrong
48:52even if there may have been a little bit of cajoling quite probably from Jacqueline and
48:59That that's the idea of being the sleeping partner of the business. She has to be the mediator
49:05between him and
49:07So that was a nice little storyline between them wonder where they're gonna go
49:12Because there's obviously some some friction and some tension
49:15Most importantly what we have to talk about
49:19Madge was back
49:24Mad
49:25Harvey is back in Benidorm. I got the feeling that that was a flying visit
49:32It's a one and one and done kind of thing for her. I don't think she's gonna be in it for the rest of the series
49:40Yeah, it felt very much as she's in she does her story she goes away again
49:45That was it and if that is literally all we get for the rest of the series
49:49Fine fine. I don't mind. You know, it's just nice to have much back and I
49:56Don't know what it is
49:58So, you know with it with a you know with a vape with an e-cigarette
50:02It feels weird. It's not quite the same with having an actual fagging around
50:07I don't know what it is. It just it just looks and feels weird to me
50:14Yeah, that's mad we we love much on this show she's one of the best characters in the
50:23in the entire show and
50:26so
50:27It was interesting. I wasn't sure I was thinking
50:34Mr. Wu I kind of get him going for
50:38the the building
50:41Because of the whole license thing to it that kind of made sense when
50:46Joyce came bursting into the room going I can offer you 150,000 like I know she says I she was a virgin when it comes
50:53to
50:55You know auctions and stuff like that
50:57Joyce isn't thick
50:59But I don't know what it is. Maybe I think dumbing down Joyce
51:03I
51:05feel like they're dumbing her down and I don't like that and
51:10For me, it reminds me of the character Dave
51:15From the royal family a show that I absolutely love it. It's one of my favorite shows that I watched growing up and
51:23and
51:25It was always the same with Dave like I remember him in in his early years in the early couple of series
51:32He was so quick. He was sharp, you know, and and he didn't stand for any nonsense. Like the one I always remember was
51:40Those things from like the second series like Denise is trying to go off and sunny and he's like
51:46Well, you trapped being pregnant right and what a nothing you're born bloody idle
51:53and I love that line about him and I thought that was terrific and I think it was I
52:00mean, I kind of got the sense a little bit with the third series with the how much he was going on about the
52:08Like the I've built a farmyard for baby David
52:12And then you kind of went into the you know
52:14The one-off Christmas special all that came out of that and he just went from being this really
52:20intellectual and street smart character to being a
52:25dumbass
52:31Well to me it feels like just the same as driving in miles
52:36So yeah, I've done if they're kind of going down that same route with Joyce, but I don't like it
52:41Because when she came in she's so she's so
52:44Forceful she you know
52:45She's got a clear business mindset and you know
52:48and it's basically staff that are the dummies and that's where that comedy kind of comes in from you know, the the
52:53You know the manager who's strict and powerful and everything and then you've got the dumb staff effectively
52:59Now she's kind of almost becoming as dumb as them
53:03You know, I'm saying that dumb but you know intellectually wise the way that they're portraying it. It's it's it's a bit off. So
53:10Yeah, that's meant to be I'm not enjoying I think rejoice
53:14And I think the show as a whole and I think this is where people kind of go along the lines of saying
53:21Not really a fan of the latest series
53:26They definitely feel
53:30that a lot of the characters that we're getting now are starting more and more to feel like caricatures and
53:37Almost like making it a pantomime
53:41Which I don't necessarily hate because I'm a big fan of pantomimes and and growing up as a kid
53:47That's something I love to watch every Christmas and even to this day
53:52I still on occasion perform in pantomimes, which is just some it's fun. It's light-hearted humor
53:59It's not so you have to think too much about
54:01But I think the early days of this show he was so clever it was so character-driven and
54:07They're kind of moving away a little bit from it now and going for the cheap laughs
54:12Like like love with the Joey thing
54:15I like the idea that that's he can't get drunk and and that adds a bit of comedy there
54:20But then you go down the route of going. Well, yeah, we need to kind of end this whole bill scene on honor on a big
54:28funny note
54:30Let's make him extremely toxic a gas emitter
54:35You know and it's done. So I'm just like I just feels a little bit cheap. It's like too easy, you know
54:42If you if you kind of balance it out and it's pretty even and it's like you have them in every once in a while
54:49It's not too bad
54:50If we get to the point where they're pretty much like forcing it on us, you know episode after episode after episode
54:57Hmm. Yeah, that's when I might
55:00Start falling out of love with the show a little bit, but to this point I still do it
55:05You know, it's of course Joe is unquestionable. It's not at the same height as it was
55:11There's no question of that, but I'm still enjoying it. And if you aren't enjoying it, that's fine
55:17If you are still enjoying it
55:18That's also fine because not everything is always gonna be for everyone you think like friends that went on for 10 series same same as
55:24this and I
55:26Think it was about a similar similar time
55:27I mean series 8 of friends is the first one that I actually like properly watched
55:32Because I think it was for my birthday. I got loads of birthday money and I bought the the videos
55:37I mean, this is how far back we're obviously going it was on video not DVD
55:40And I think they were like buy one get them free and like Morrisons or say in the supermarket
55:45and so I literally bought six videos, which was the entirety of series 8 of
55:51Of friends and I loved it. I absolutely loved it. That's what helped me fall in love with the show
55:57When you look at the entire show, you're like
56:01Yeah, it's not a great series. It is definitely one of the weaker ones
56:05But then it kind of picks itself up a little bit. So, you know, maybe in bed
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