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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:15Kevin the Geek. Welcome back to another episode of One Foot in the Grave. So, I spoke about
00:21it last time out, and I think it was Paul who was like, you know, you want to do two
00:28Christmas episodes, go on, go on, go on. So, I basically had kind of like one slot
00:37left for my Christmas schedule that I've been building up for, well, about a year or so.
00:46I decided I'm going to fill it with One Foot in the Grave. Now, there's no way that I'm
00:52going to be able to get every single episode recorded and uploaded onto YouTube and everything
00:57by December. So, what I've decided I'm going to do. So, we're in September at the moment,
01:03this is episode three. October I'll have episode four, and then November I'll have episodes five
01:10and six. That will complete the first series. If all goes well as well, I'm also going to
01:17record the six episodes of the second series. I'm going to upload them onto Patreon so that
01:24they will be available. And then I'll do the two Christmas episodes in December. I'll do
01:30them on the same day. And then that will mean that the YouTube ones will basically go out
01:38either maybe monthly or weekly, or I don't know, I'll decide at a later point, maybe try and fit
01:45One Foot in the Grave into next year's Christmas as well. So, try and find a way of juggling
01:52everything there. Yeah, that's the only way I'm going to be able to do it. Because I do really
01:58like this show and I really do want to build up to the two Christmas specials, the same way I've
02:02done with other shows as well. But that means my Christmas schedule is now officially booked and
02:09closed. The only way I'll have anything new is if someone comes to me and goes,
02:14yeah, I've got a guaranteed reaction. I've chosen something Christmassy.
02:18Then yeah, then I'll have to find a day to add something in that maybe there's a double upload
02:23or whatever. But I hope you enjoy this episode. This is episode three. This is The Valley of
02:29Fear. Let's check it out.
02:31One Foot in the Grave
02:42It's the last time I go out photographing badgers.
02:44Badgers?
02:52Sit down there and be quiet and I'll make some cocoa.
02:56Seem to spend half my life up at that hospital. Have they given me a season ticket to intensive
03:00care? And I didn't like the attitude of that girl at the desk on the way out either.
03:05Do you want all milk or half and half?
03:07Ask me when the next kamikaze mission was due.
03:10Nearly got that bottle of nail polish wedged right up her nose.
03:13I think we've had enough violence for one evening, Victor.
03:17And stop poking about at it. You'll make it worse.
03:22I can still smell it, you know.
03:24Smell what?
03:25I don't know, but it's worse when you stand by the sideboard.
03:31Double seven oh three oh one.
03:33Hello, Mum. I thought I told you to go to bed and stop worrying.
03:36Oh no, he's fine.
03:37He's fine.
03:38I'm not fine. Why are you telling I'm fine?
03:41Well, he'd gone out for the evening, was what happened.
03:45Up to Bluebell Wood with that new camera he bought.
03:49I told you he bought himself a new camera.
03:52Last Wednesday, I told you.
03:54After he read that article about retired people taking up hobbies to relieve anxiety and stress.
04:00Yes.
04:01So he bought himself a camera, went up Bluebell Wood to take a picture of the sunset and got
04:06mugged by soccer hooligans.
04:08Oh?
04:09Yes.
04:10Yes.
04:12Just a quick question.
04:14She's English. Why is she going in soccer?
04:18Dixon's, I think. It was Dixon's you got it, wasn't it?
04:21Tell her I was sexually molested.
04:25He says to tell you he was sexually molested. I think he was joking, Mum.
04:30Yeah.
04:30Well, he's got a few stitches, but it's not serious, fortunately.
04:36Not unless he develops a fatal brain hemorrhage within the next 48 hours, apparently.
04:41No, they didn't take anything. That's what's so aggravating.
04:46Just his watch, his wallet, then his camera, his credit cards, his checkbook.
04:52Yeah, he clearly took nothing.
04:53His pen knife. Oh, and his brown tweed jacket.
04:58That's just what I said, but they still took it.
05:01No.
05:03Perhaps they wanted to line a dog basket or something.
05:06Damn.
05:07No, no.
05:08They've given him an injection to make him sleep, but so far...
05:12No, not to put him to sleep, Mum. That's just...
05:16Yes, I will. Yes, tomorrow.
05:18Okay. Night-night.
05:20There's a skin on yours.
05:24You're not going to start watching that this time of night.
05:27I want to watch Prisoner in Cell, block H.
05:30There's so much for that sedative they're supposed to have given you then.
05:33You know, sedatives don't work with me. They're a complete waste of time.
05:37All the same, I reckon you could try and have an early night for once,
05:41just to give yourself the chance...
05:46So much for not working on him.
05:50The man who lives here is a turd.
05:56You'll soon be through those underpants again, I see.
05:59I know, Jean. It's a mystery to me how he does it.
06:02Look. Look. He'll wear out a suit of armour.
06:05They don't seem to last five minutes on him, do they?
06:09Here. You may as well use them to wipe their hands on.
06:15Yes, thank you, ladies.
06:17I wonder if I could bring in the lady up the road walking her dog at this point.
06:20Excuse me, madam.
06:22We're asking everyone in the world what they think of Victor Meldrew's disturbing tendency
06:26to wear a pair of Y-fronts and ten seconds flat.
06:29Yes! The Bishop of Durham.
06:31What's your point of view on this one, sir?
06:34I don't think he slept very well last night.
06:39That's terrible to me, that sagato.
06:41But I mean, what is it with kids these days?
06:44They're not cracking your skull open with a tyre lever for pleasure and profit.
06:47They're vandalising your back wall and shoving bottles of urine through your letterbox.
06:52Shoving what?
06:54What are you still out in the doormat this morning?
06:56That was a free sample of Leucozade.
07:02For God's sake, Margaret, I just wish you'd learn to close doors behind you.
07:08You're right. I can definitely smell it.
07:10What's with the whizzed?
07:12I don't know, but it's worse when you stand by the sideboard.
07:15Well, don't stand by the bloody sideboard.
07:18Go home.
07:19Yes.
07:20You know he can't smell a thing, Gene.
07:22Not since that accident up his left nostril last summer.
07:26Well, that was asking for trouble, wasn't it?
07:28You should never try and sniff a live wasp, Mr Meldrum.
07:34I was not sniffing a live wasp.
07:36What do you think I am, some sort of village idiot?
07:39I was smelling a rhododendron.
07:40I didn't see the wasp and don't...
07:43Oh, God.
07:44Here we go, that central heating again.
07:47It has even switched on.
07:49Mind your stitches.
07:51I'll ring the plumber.
07:52It's probably just an airlock.
07:56And not that one with the glass eye.
07:58That lavatory's still a death trap to this day.
08:01Look, are you going down to the police station this morning or not?
08:05God knows why.
08:06I know what they'll say to me.
08:08We'll get someone to look into it.
08:10Excuse me.
08:10A mask gun has just shot me 16 times up the bottom.
08:13Wait, sir.
08:13We'll get someone to look into it.
08:16Starlings, death cams, PC perbera is down there now, sir.
08:21What are you doing here?
08:22Come on, out.
08:23Shush, shush.
08:26Have you tried him on a B5 supplement at all?
08:29A what?
08:33They might catch the people who attacked you.
08:35You never can tell.
08:37Yes.
08:38They'll probably haul their money and give them the Queen's Award for Industry.
08:42They seem to care much more about the criminals these days than the general public.
08:45Where are their priorities?
08:47Mrs. Althoff's scared to go out to her dustbin after six.
08:51There's a boy of 15 in here, broke into a mortuary in Clacton
08:54and cut someone's head off for a laugh.
08:59I read that this morning.
09:00I mean, what is it with these people?
09:01And they only got a hundred pound fine for criminal damage.
09:04I mean, we never used to go about hacking people's heads off when we were their age.
09:08You voted SDP.
09:12What's that got to do with it?
09:14That's how she got in, isn't it?
09:16People like you.
09:19Maybe we should start some sort of neighborhood watch for our own protection.
09:23Maybe I should call a special meeting of the residents.
09:27Sean!
09:30How'd they do?
09:33Look, it's like a mouse or something chewing on them.
09:35You can bring me in one of those fizzy oranges.
09:54Margaret?
09:56What's the matter?
09:58Did you put a cat in our freezer?
10:03The bottom of the freezer cabinet, there's a cat in it.
10:08What, a dead one?
10:10Well, presumably.
10:11There's nothing in that bloody ball of wool.
10:14It's frozen solid wool, eh?
10:17That's all right.
10:23Oh, my God!
10:27I warned you not to go about leaving these doors open.
10:29You might know that something like this would happen.
10:33That's how we're all called.
10:35She's a bit dark.
10:35You come over, I don't.
10:38God almighty.
10:39Wait, you're not going to take it out?
10:41I'm not going to leave it in there, am I?
10:44So its eyes light up every time you open the door.
10:51I think I feel sick.
10:53Are you sure it's dead?
11:03No, it's alive.
11:03It'd be a pretty safe bed, wouldn't you?
11:07I mean, it's a bit parky in there at the best of times.
11:11How's it supposed to have kept warm?
11:12Rubbed two fish fingers together to start a fire?
11:18How long do you think it had been in there?
11:21I don't know, I look for it so by day.
11:23That's all I need, the end of a perfect day.
11:29Just as well we don't have a chest freezer.
11:31I might be standing here with a frozen mammoth.
11:37It's that stray.
11:39It's been sniffing around here for two or three days.
11:42I think it's pretty safe to say it won't be sniffing anymore.
11:49Close the door.
11:50Close that freezer door.
11:53Gone right off those lean cuisines.
12:00Tissues.
12:02Tissues, tissues, tissues.
12:05Tissues.
12:13Morning, Mrs Mildrew.
12:14Oh, Mrs Birkett, I'm just off out actually.
12:17Mrs Warboy said you might have some jumble for us.
12:20I forgot every word about it.
12:22Oh, well, I can come back this afternoon.
12:24No, no, listen, I've got most of it sorted out in the loft already.
12:29Why don't you just help yourself?
12:30You know how the step batter comes down.
12:32And Victor will be back any second.
12:33He's just gone out for his prescriptions.
12:35Is that wise?
12:36Trust me.
12:37Don't be daft.
12:39Well, these days, Mrs Mildrew, we've had some money gone missing from the institute, you know.
12:45Someone fiddling the funds somewhere.
12:47Oh, it comes to something, doesn't it?
12:49I know.
12:50We've had to freeze the kitty and everything.
12:52What?
12:55I said we've had to freeze the kitty.
12:58I'll just leave you to it.
12:59Shall I?
13:01Bye-bye.
13:06Oh, dear.
13:16She's right.
13:17It is worse when you stand by the sideboard.
13:21I hope she, like, she doesn't go up there,
13:23and then Victor comes in and closes up the loft after she dies up there at all.
13:40That's a lot of medication.
13:41Warning.
13:42May cause skin to turn dark red and flake off.
13:47May bleach dyed fabrics,
13:50avoid contact with mucous membranes,
13:53apply to back of neck with extreme caution.
14:02If vomiting occurs, discontinue use.
14:06Use only as a topical disquamative.
14:11Fine.
14:12What's in this one?
14:13Nasal spray containing mustard gas.
14:16Eh.
14:26Vama?
14:28Ah.
14:29Yes, fine, come in.
14:31Vama.
14:31It's the, uh...
14:32Radiators keep clanking.
14:35Absolutely deafening.
14:37Can't hear yourself think.
14:40Pfft.
14:46Well, of course, they've stopped now, obviously,
14:48but you never know when they're going to start again.
14:50Where's your pump?
14:51Upstairs, I think.
14:56Uh-oh.
15:00Oh, bloody woman.
15:02How many times do I have to keep telling?
15:04Yep, knew it.
15:06That was so obvious.
15:08Oh, yep.
15:09Ah, it's just in here.
15:11There.
15:12Right.
15:14Oh, is she going to bang on it?
15:17We're going to hear the banging, aren't we?
15:19What am I supposed to do with this?
15:20Start the Museum of Iron Age Artifacts?
15:22That's what you said you'd...
15:23You thought.
15:27Right then.
15:30Ah!
15:32Bloody hellfire, that's red hot, that tank.
15:34What have you been doing?
15:35Testing nuclear warheads, isn't it?
15:38God almighty.
15:39Look at that.
15:40That's burnt me all down there, look at that.
15:42Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
15:43Do you want some ointment, or...?
15:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm used to it.
15:46I'm bloody used to it.
15:47Oh, it's all right.
15:48Wear trousers.
15:49I'll be all right in a minute.
15:50Well, perhaps we can get you some dressing, or...?
15:52Don't tell him that.
15:53He'll come back with a bottle of vinaigrette.
15:56No, no, no, I'm fine, fine.
15:58I'm bloody used to it.
16:01And stop whinging like a girl.
16:03That's what I thought, you see.
16:04Your thermostat's knackered.
16:06You could fry an egg on that tank.
16:08Look at that, look, look.
16:10Coming up in blisters, huh?
16:12I mean, you must have known it was that bad, for God's sake.
16:15Well, no, actually, I'm not in the habit of crouching about in the airing cover,
16:18dressed as Alec Guinness from Bridge in the River Clyde.
16:22I mean, I thought it was supposed to be hot.
16:23I thought that was the whole point.
16:25I'll have to order you a new one up.
16:27Take that lot back to the van.
16:29That's the big white thing on wheels parked outside.
16:33How long's that going to take to come through there?
16:38Does she literally just know it?
16:40Hello?
16:45Somebody, somebody down there, let me out.
16:54Mr. Mildrew?
16:56Mr. Mildrew?
16:58Uncle, this door.
17:04Yeah?
17:06Right, three days, fine, thanks.
17:08Will have to be, won't it?
17:11Oh, for God's sake, will you shut the hell up?
17:14Just shut up!
17:15No, no.
17:23Have I stood with this all day?
17:29No!
17:35Margaret!
17:45PHONE RINGS
17:52Hello? Victor, where have you been? I've been ringing all day.
17:57I've had a basinful of this central heating, Margaret.
18:00The plumber came and can't do it till Monday at the earliest.
18:03Well, where have you been? I went to the library, then down to the pub.
18:06Oh, then I went into town to get some earplugs.
18:09Then I went to see Beechwood George about this residents' meeting.
18:12I just got back. Where are you? I haven't been home at all yet.
18:16I'm at Mrs Birkett's.
18:18Well, that's just it. She hasn't come home.
18:22And now Mr Birkett's got one of his trembling fits coming on.
18:29Just leave it, Mr Birkett. I'll sweep it up later.
18:33Well, we don't know. Not since she left our place this morning.
18:37We've been in touch with the police and they say they'll get someone to look into it.
18:42Oh, dear, that is a mystery.
18:45John!
18:47Did you hear that?
18:50Well, look, you'd better just stay with him till she gets back.
18:55No, I'm fine, fine.
18:57All right, then. Right, bye.
19:01Oh, for God's sake!
19:03Go on, climb away. See if I care.
19:12They're surely not going to kill her off, are they? Surely not.
19:28My goodness, what a night!
19:31What? Oh, hang on.
19:38Eh, Joy?
19:39And now Mr Birkett's fretting that she's been abducted
19:42to grant sexual favours to various sultans of the United Arab Emirates.
19:46Whoa!
19:48She always did live in a bit of a fantasy world.
19:50She must be somewhere.
19:52Look, did she say anything to you before she left yesterday?
19:55I didn't say anything of her. What time did she come round, Dad?
19:58Well, I left her to go into the loft. That must have been about ten to ten.
20:03Which...
20:04Which...
20:13Oh, God, Victor, no!
20:16What?
20:17You haven't!
20:20I haven't what, fathered? Fathered?
20:22Hey!
20:34Mrs Birkett?
20:46Goodie, goodie, gumdrops.
20:54I mean, I...
20:57You can't blame him.
20:59Considering that they've had the banging from the pipes,
21:02it's an easy mistake to make.
21:04I'll give him that. He didn't know that she were there.
21:15But how was I supposed to know?
21:18Exactly.
21:19What am I supposed to do?
21:20Carry out a daily inspection of the premises now?
21:22Batio, women and mummifying tomcats?
21:26See what man or beast has just been accidentally snared in our house for all eternity?
21:30I mean, I'm not telepathic. I don't have X-ray eyes.
21:33I don't wonder people attack you with an iron bar sometimes.
21:38Right, everybody here now?
21:40Yeah, we had exactly the same thing with our thermostat.
21:43They had to empty the whole tank through a rubber tube down the stairs,
21:46drained all the water off on the front lawn.
21:48Right, everybody.
21:49And we were fined 250 quid for illegal use of a hose pipe
21:53by a man watching the house from a helicopter.
21:56Right then, everybody. Serious crime.
21:59Now, I think we're all only too well aware
22:01how bad the problem's been coming around here just lately.
22:04Only this week, I myself was viciously attacked by a gang of youths
22:09and had to have urgent hospital treatment for a serious head wound.
22:12Can you smell something over here?
22:14I've been saying that all week.
22:16What is it then?
22:17I don't know, but you can definitely smell it.
22:19And yet you can't smell it by the window?
22:21No, I know you can't.
22:22It's worse when you're standing by the sideboard.
22:24We know.
22:25I can't smell anything here, Margaret.
22:27No, you can if you go over there.
22:28If you can't smell it over here, what's it getting you over there for?
22:31Oh, I can smell it here now, all right.
22:33Well, go back over there, then.
22:35I wonder why you can't smell it here.
22:37No, as soon as you come through from the kitchen.
22:39Can you smell it for a second?
22:40This is where you smell it worse, when you stand by the sideboard.
22:43I'll see if you can smell it by the window.
22:45No, you can't smell it, not by the window.
22:47You can only smell it by the sideboard.
22:49No, for Christ's sake, it's perfectly simple.
22:51It's probably like a dead mouse or something.
22:53Stay away from the bloody sideboard.
22:55Well, what's wrong with it?
22:56I don't know. I can't smell anything.
22:58Now, look. Now, look.
23:01I think we're all becoming increasingly worried about the behaviour of young people around here these days.
23:06Yes.
23:07Litter and muck everywhere.
23:09And if you try and tell them about it, they'd cheek you back and daub your house with obscenities.
23:14He's right. They're vandals, all of them.
23:16And sadistic with it, too, some of them.
23:18That's right.
23:19Do you know what Meg and I found when we went up the tip yesterday?
23:22A dead cat.
23:24That some monster had suffocated in a plastic bin liner and stuck down inside one of the stairs.
23:31They must be sick.
23:32Searching is too good for them.
23:36Yes, right.
23:38Yes, anyway, it's important that we take precautions.
23:43If, for example, we go out on our own after dark.
23:46Now, here you are. You see, this is the sort of thing I'm talking about.
23:49Oh, my goodness, he's got a gun.
23:51That's not loaded, is it, Mr. Beldrew?
23:53That's a starting pistol, isn't it?
23:55It may be. What's that got to do with it?
23:57It's a starting pistol.
23:59It's in case he's attacked in an alleyway by Linford Christie.
24:05The point is, Mr. Pratt, that it acts as a deterrent.
24:08It frightens off would-be sales before they can do any damage.
24:12Anything you can arm yourselves with to show them that you mean business is all to the good.
24:17Now, the idea of the home watch patrol...
24:20Poor old Mr. Melrose, next door to me, he can't get out of the house at all now.
24:25Not since he had those new locks fitted.
24:29The idea is that some of us...
24:31You ought to sue that security firm.
24:33He's going to shoot somebody in a minute.
24:35If you ring up and file a proper complaint...
24:37Brian, shut up!
24:40Now, we can all just stick together.
24:43We can all just make an effort to just...
24:46To just try and just...
24:48Just...
24:54What time does Emmerdale Farm start?
24:57I think it should be starting now, actually.
25:19Oh, no.
25:20Oh, no, someone's going to take his coat.
25:26How we doing, me old cocksparrow? Need any help at all?
25:28I don't need any help. I'm calling A.C. Rescue.
25:31Well, you are. If you do, just give me a shout.
25:35Oh, yes.
25:36Oh, yes.
25:37Oh, yes.
25:38Oh, yes.
25:39Oh, yes.
25:40Oh, yes.
25:41Oh, yes.
25:42Oh, yes.
25:43Oh, yes.
25:44Oh, yes.
25:45Oh, yes.
25:46Oh, yes.
25:47Oh, yes.
25:48That's a lovely fit, sir.
25:50Is it?
25:51Meat to measure, sir.
25:52Like a red prat.
25:54And from certain angles, sir.
25:56And I mean, it's got the nice little zip on the inside pocket, you see.
25:58Keep your wallet nice and secure.
26:00What else is there?
26:01Er...
26:02This one, sir.
26:05Here you go.
26:08Perfect, sir.
26:09For you, perfect.
26:12Fits you like a glove.
26:14This one hasn't got a zip.
26:16They only keep sticking, don't they?
26:17Bloody zips.
26:18I don't know.
26:20Looks a treat.
26:21Really does.
26:22Does it?
26:23And what about these trousers to go with it?
26:27Yes, sir, yes.
26:28Yes, I can see your reasoning.
26:29Very good choice, sir.
26:30Very good combination.
26:31I also thought I might stick this paper bag over my head.
26:34What do you reckon?
26:37You're a comical character, sir.
26:38You should be on at the Palladium.
26:39Shall I wrap these up for you, sir?
26:40You could dump them in the Thames with 500 tonnes of industrial effluent.
26:44I'm not buying them.
26:46I was looking for something in a brown tweed.
26:49I lost mine earlier in the week.
26:52Ah.
26:53That looks more the sort of thing.
26:55In fact, that's exactly the sort of thing.
27:00Where did you get this jacket?
27:02Er...
27:03That one, sir.
27:05I'm not sure I can remember where...
27:06Can't you?
27:07Oh!
27:08Because I know exactly where it's going.
27:12What the hell do you think you're doing?
27:14Get your hands off me, you scabby little octopus,
27:16or I'll be back with your knife!
27:18Oh!
27:22Oh!
27:25So was that his coat, or not?
27:30Morning, Mr Meldrew.
27:32You're looking awful today, even worse than usual.
27:35Yes, Mrs Warboys, it's a joy to be alive.
27:38I took your advice.
27:40I'm sorry?
27:41Protecting ourselves in the streets.
27:51What the hell?
27:53Harold, my eldest, found it a few weeks ago when he was digging your garden.
27:57There's a difference between a starting pistol,
28:00which is essentially a blank,
28:02and going for a bloody grenade!
28:04Jesus, lady!
28:06I saw him start wagging his tail, and I thought,
28:08hello?
28:09Are you sure it's safe to...
28:11It's like you said.
28:12It's only for deterrence.
28:14I mean, it's not live or anything.
28:16Look.
28:17No!
28:18Don't do that!
28:25Oh, no!
28:26No!
28:27Mrs Warboys' hand grenade.
28:29Where did that get there?
28:31You stupid, stupid, stupid woman!
28:35Oh, jeez, I'm not.
28:37Oh, thanks.
28:48You didn't throw me hands off, did you?
28:50Oh!
28:54This ain't nothing but a bunch of demon bloody yobs!
29:02Come back here, you bloody yobs, or I'll kill the hell out of you!
29:05And that's not all.
29:07He keeps his old mad woman locked up in the attic.
29:12No.
29:13Nothing at all, Mum.
29:17It's amazing.
29:18It's completely and totally disappeared.
29:21No, I never did find out what it was,
29:23but it's gone now.
29:25What are you talking about?
29:27Mum, you can't...
29:36Do you believe me?
29:37Huh!
29:38Right, OK.
29:39Yes, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
29:40Bye!
29:41They got away again.
29:42They won't get away next time I have a selection of
29:44Armalite rifles and surface-to-air missiles.
29:46Victor, you'll never guess what.
29:49Do you know what I just found out at that market?
29:51The police called round a minute ago.
29:52As large as life in one of those clothes stalls.
29:55They brought your jacket back.
29:56Just hanging there a few...
30:00Apparently, they were making a routine drugs raid
30:03on one of those tower block flats,
30:05and that's where they found it.
30:07Oh!
30:08It's still got your checkbook inside.
30:16What's the matter?
30:18I think I've just carried out an armed robbery
30:20in broad daylight.
30:23Never mind.
30:24I'll put the kettle on.
30:25Never mind!
30:36What the hell can I smell by this sideboard?
30:44Wow!
30:48Wow!
30:51Wow!
30:52That was a great episode!
30:55Really, really great!
30:59Oh, I'm so sorry!
31:01I'm so sorry!
31:02I'm so sorry!
31:03I'm so sorry!
31:05Oh, man!
31:06Oh, my neck!
31:12That was just brilliant!
31:14That was top tier from start to finish!
31:17I don't get it!
31:20I mentioned it in the video I did earlier in the month
31:24where I responded to your comments.
31:26Someone said, from last time out,
31:28they thought that the first two series are pretty...
31:32well, kind of average to bad.
31:36And it's only apparently like the third series
31:39that it really starts picking up.
31:41I mean, if this is theoretically average or bad,
31:46then I cannot wait to get to the later series.
31:49I'm telling you.
31:50It is brilliant.
31:52I'm laughing so much.
31:57It's got twists.
31:58It's got turns.
32:00It's got a grumpy old man, which I absolutely love.
32:03It always makes me laugh when you get a grump like that.
32:08Oh, man.
32:09Yeah.
32:10Great episode.
32:11I thought, wow, okay.
32:13He's managed to get his coat back.
32:17Great twist they're putting onto us.
32:19It wasn't his.
32:22Oh, wow.
32:24The thing was, it didn't actually even look the same.
32:26The one he picked up, and then the one that Margaret brought in,
32:32it didn't look the same colour.
32:34The one that she brought in looked a lot darker.
32:37So, how are you going to mistake it?
32:39I don't know.
32:40But, wow, yeah.
32:41Great, great, great episode.
32:45Love that one.
32:47So, yeah.
32:49Obviously, next month, I'll do episode five.
32:52No, episode four.
32:53November, I'll do episodes five and six.
32:56And hopefully, I'll get series two as well done on the Patreon before Christmas as well.
33:02So, that gives you everything.
33:05Oh, man.
33:06Well, that's going to do it for today.
33:08Thanks so much for joining me.
33:10And hopefully, you've settled me to this point.
33:12Subscribe if you're new.
33:13Drop your comments below.
33:14Of course, check out the Patreon, all the usual bits and bobs.
33:16That's going to do it for today and my latest reaction to One Foot in the Grave.
33:20Thanks so much.
33:21For now, my name's Kevin.
33:22I'm a geek.
33:23You've been watching Kevin the Geek.
33:25Goodbye.