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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:15Kevin the Geek and this is... it's a weekend of series finales for me. Today it is the
00:23series finale of series 8 for Still A Game. Tomorrow it's the series 8 finale for MediDorm,
00:29which will mean that next week it will be series 9 episode 1 for both shows. But, on
00:35a very sad note, it will mean that we will be beginning the final series of Still A Game.
00:46Yeah, I'm... it's bittersweet isn't it? Hey, let's cheer ourselves up, let's watch a bit
00:55of Still A Game. This one is... this episode is called... The Fall Guys.
01:26Who, who?
01:43Oh shit!
01:51Bloody hell!
01:55It's good to see you!
01:59Oh, it's good to see you.
02:05Why have you dragged me here?
02:07Because you've got a full licence.
02:09Oh.
02:10And you haven't? And you need an adult, will you? A responsible, named person to look after the inexperienced dafty.
02:18What do you want a car for anyway?
02:21Freedom. To go wherever the wind takes you.
02:25Well, you're heading towards 50. You've got another 10 years, you'll have a set of wings to do all that.
02:31Shut up! You're going to help me or no?
02:34Right, get in!
02:40Bloody late now.
02:41I had 15 minutes. We're no high-powered businessmen going to a meeting. It's only a daft pint.
02:46It's no such thing as a daft pint.
02:48Jack Vixer.
02:49Hello, Mike. What are you saying?
02:51I'm doing a mad online course. Either of you two possess a computer?
02:54Oh aye, aye, aye. All the time we're using it, aye. We use it for stocks and shares, you know.
02:58Keeping an eye on world affairs, etc.
03:01Oh, we're all about the Wi-Fi and the internet. In fact, Victor here's got a cupboard full of hubs.
03:06Oh aye, my hub cupboard. Of course we have any.
03:09Ah, using sarcasm to masculadism on account of your advanced years.
03:15Is that a cheek?
03:16No.
03:17Love it.
03:18I didn't expect that.
03:19The all-pervasive, insidious creeping of technology into every aspect of our lives has been quite the bugbear.
03:26Isis got one. Chin her.
03:28Will do.
03:29What course is it you're taking?
03:30Going to walk up past the beads. Then up the hill to Osprey and arrive at her door.
03:35No, no, no. But I might believe it, Jack.
03:37Yeah.
03:39You'll be there for like 20 years, getting him to explain it.
03:43Whoa! That's good.
03:45How you doing?
03:46Oh, you're obviously still learning, son.
03:49I'm just nervous.
03:51Let me check if, Beth, your brake lights are working.
03:56What a wallopers park they are.
03:59How many wallopers do you know?
04:01He's got a Nissan Micra as well!
04:03Bobby's next.
04:04Oh.
04:06You're laughing at me.
04:07I mean, Bobby's probably about as tall as me, and in fact, I think we're both about the same height.
04:13I mean, Bobby's probably about as tall as me, and in fact, I think we're both about the same height.
04:19I mean, I mean, Bobby's probably about as tall as me, and so we're talking over six
04:27foot.
04:28That is not going to be a comfortable car to be in on any long period of time.
04:33Bobby behind the wheel of a Molar.
04:37It's touching enough having him behind the bar.
04:46Have you seen the new car?
04:49Outside.
04:50NV52OML.
04:51Aye.
04:52Is PR1CK not available?
04:53W4NKER not there either, man.
04:54Here, could you know I've got CUN…
04:55That's plenty.
04:56Two pints.
04:57James Hunt.
04:58Sort of a commotion over there.
04:59Pfizer's got a parlour in tune.
05:04Aye, aye.
05:07Two pints, James Hunt.
05:12Saw the commotion earlier.
05:14Howzer's got a parlour too.
05:19And Clint Eastwood goes into his wallet,
05:23takes out a hundred-dollar bill,
05:25puts it in my hand,
05:27and says,
05:29a bet's a bet.
05:31Oh.
05:32Callum Cobham.
05:34Aye.
05:36It's Jack and Victor, Callum.
05:38Of course it is.
05:39Hey, welcome home.
05:41Thanks. Nice to be home.
05:42How long's that you been away now?
05:44Nearly 50 years.
05:46Do you think the place has changed much, then?
05:48Naw.
05:49Come on, now. You've got the new bingo hall.
05:51Oh, that's shut now.
05:52Shopping centre.
05:53I'd have been set for that, sure.
05:54I suppose it hasn't changed much.
05:56Isa, did Mick get you?
05:57Aye, something my hussy knew on my computer.
06:00Some online course.
06:02You left him in himself?
06:03That wise.
06:04What's he going to do?
06:05Steal all my take-a-break magazines?
06:10So, Callum, how's America treating you?
06:12Aye, retired now.
06:14Just home to see if I can, eh,
06:17connect with some old friends.
06:21Here you go, Callum Cobham.
06:25Oh, oh, oh.
06:27Did he drink for me, he did not?
06:30No.
06:32Here.
06:33Do you no think he looks a million dollars?
06:35Aye, aye, you look great, aye, aye.
06:38I mean, you must be ages with us.
06:40That's California for you.
06:42Keeps you young, you know.
06:43Sun, sea, sensational ladies.
06:52Oh, oh, that noise.
06:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:58You haven't he changed a bit?
07:01Thanks.
07:02Now, there hasnae a day gone by in the States
07:04I didnae think about you.
07:06Bullshit!
07:07The watch you used to go on, the dance hall,
07:10that dress you used to wear with the roses on it.
07:14Anyway, what I wanted to ask you was...
07:17Can I pump you?
07:18..if you don't think I'm being too forward.
07:22Do you no think it's time you were getting up the road, Mick?
07:26Right.
07:28You too, he did.
07:31I think maybe you should get up the road, Isa.
07:34I cannae.
07:35How?
07:36I live here.
07:37It's her house.
07:39You've took the battle, but no the war, hen.
07:47Actually, Isa, would it be all right just to crash on your couch, then?
07:51I could get cracking with the next module in the morning.
07:54No.
07:57Night, Edith.
07:58Monsignor, we'll go and see him.
08:00Edith!
08:04Last...
08:06..list.
08:16Uh-huh?
08:17Victor, could you put Mick up for the night?
08:19He's got my niece Tess and my computer first thing in the morning
08:22and I don't want him getting away back to the bridge.
08:25It's too far.
08:26I'm sorry, Mick. I'm not in at the moment.
08:28Meh!
08:29However, Jack's in.
08:31Right.
08:35I'll no tell you again, you mean.
08:37HE LAUGHS
08:41HE GROWLS
08:49Evening.
08:52HE LAUGHS
09:15Morning.
09:16I forgot you were here.
09:18You wanting a cup of tea?
09:19A cup of tea, aye.
09:20Cannae. You're out of milk.
09:23Listen, son, this is nae use, eh,
09:25the young boy with knickers and that.
09:27Eh?
09:28Well, if anybody was to come to the door there
09:30and see an old pensioner and a young chap there and he scants,
09:33you know, it's you three pissed, I know.
09:35HE LAUGHS
09:36I mean, I just thought I'll get my gear.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Listen, what is that course you're doing?
09:41I tell you, but you just ripped the piss out of me.
09:43Well, before you go, get something hot inside you.
09:47Is it that you three part again?
09:50No.
09:51I'm saying have a roll of sausage.
09:53I did.
09:54You're out of sausages, I know.
09:56HE LAUGHS
10:02Are you hungry?
10:04I could eat a wee sandwich, aye.
10:06That's handy.
10:09I think she'd like the sausage inside her.
10:11I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
10:13I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
10:15I didn't mean it, but I didn't mean it.
10:17Oh, oh...
10:19Oh, dear.
10:20She's...
10:21If she doesn't get pumped in this episode, oh, my word.
10:25Are you hungry?
10:27I could eat a wee sandwich, aye.
10:29That's handy.
10:32There's a new Italian place that's opened up.
10:34Here they do wine with a glass.
10:36A wee glass of wine in the afternoon?
10:38You trying to get me drunk?
10:40HE LAUGHS
10:41Maybe.
10:43HE LAUGHS
10:48DOOR OPENS
10:52I'm alive.
10:53Thank Christ, I'm alive.
10:55You're a rubbish driving instructor.
10:58Well, if that means I don't need to do this again, I'll accept.
11:01Poor driver, is he?
11:03I don't know. I didn't see much yet.
11:05I had my horns over my eyes.
11:07I'm out.
11:08Oh, for God's sake, what am I going to do now?
11:11Well, I'll take you out. I'm qualified to instruct.
11:14The amount of people I've taught to drive in the States?
11:17Really?
11:18That's a lovely thing to do.
11:20Mind you want to do that?
11:22We'll sort something out.
11:24Now, now.
11:25No-one doing this now.
11:29What?
11:31Oh, my...
11:32Whoa!
11:34Oh-ho-ho!
11:35Oh!
11:38Bobby, two pints of lager.
11:41There's a script here.
11:43That bastard.
11:44Out on his motor.
11:46Up at the Gilbreath Pass.
11:47You know where they drop?
11:48There's a cyclist, pedalling like buggery, trying to get away from us.
11:52You can still see his eyes.
11:54Mm-hm.
11:55Right down the escarpment.
11:57A hundred miles an hour he went.
11:58I just momentarily forgot which pedal was which.
12:01That was Grace Kelly's last words.
12:05How are you getting on with your lodger, Jack?
12:07Oh, Mick, do you know what I had for his breakfast this morning?
12:09Two sausages, which were mine,
12:11and a Bombay bad boy pot noodle.
12:15I don't know what you're laughing at.
12:17Aye, you're next tonight.
12:19You're too hard on that boy, Jack.
12:21He can knock himself out with the noodles,
12:23as long as he stays away from the needles.
12:25That's a good point.
12:26He's using Isa's computer for some course.
12:28Is there a day and night we're helping him out?
12:30How's Isa getting on with me, big Callum?
12:32Here.
12:33Do you think he's pumping her?
12:35She wants them to.
12:37Here, Victor.
12:38Did you ever wonder what your life would be like
12:40if you'd have went to America like Callum did?
12:42What, Jack?
12:43Leave this paradise behind?
12:44Have you taken leave of your senses?
12:46Well, you only need to take one look at him.
12:48How fit he is.
12:49The condition he's in, you know.
12:50It must be your power of good,
12:51being under the sun like that all day.
12:53Jack's right.
12:54Living here's a death sentence.
12:56The wind and the rain and the snow,
12:58it just pummels you into the ground, freezing.
13:01The only good heat you get is the last one,
13:03at the crematorium.
13:04Don't remember that.
13:05You get a good heat
13:06after the job you've just done in your drawers
13:08when you're sitting in Bobie's passenger seat.
13:12Oi.
13:13Money for the treble whiskey.
13:15That'll be bastard and right.
13:16This is medicine.
13:18Prescriptions are free in Scotland.
13:23Don't get me wrong,
13:24I met the odd famous person,
13:26but mostly what I did was crappy telly stuff.
13:28Oh, I used to like that $6 million man.
13:31Lee Majors.
13:32Aye.
13:33Did you ever meet him?
13:34Wanker.
13:35Oh.
13:36What about Burt Reynolds?
13:38Wanker.
13:39Columbo?
13:40Oh, Peter, he was a gentleman, he was.
13:42Oh, that's nice.
13:44What was the most dangerous stunt you ever did?
13:48That's easy.
13:49Hanging off an airplane.
13:50Magnum PI.
13:51The pilot was drunk.
13:53We were 3,000 feet in the air.
13:55It was terrifying.
13:56Really scary.
13:57Aye.
13:58I had a similar experience myself.
14:00Really?
14:01Really?
14:02Aye.
14:03We'd gone to New York and we slept in.
14:05We had to run like buggery all through the airport
14:07and all the way to the desk.
14:09We nearly missed a flight.
14:11It was really scary.
14:14Yeah, totally the same thing there, Isa.
14:16You know, Calum,
14:18you really are a very handsome man.
14:21You're age-like.
14:23I think you've done the right thing going to America.
14:26You've had a very glamorous life.
14:29Wasn't he that glamorous, Isa?
14:32I had a partner just like you.
14:34She was a big part of my life.
14:36Left me,
14:37laid me pretty low.
14:39Went off the rails there for a wee while.
14:43Ah, never mind that.
14:45I'll tell you what's scarier
14:46than hanging off that airplane.
14:48Oh, what's that?
14:50What I'm about to say to you now.
14:52Oh?
14:53I always wondered what it'd been like
14:55if you and I had hooked up.
14:57Pumped?
14:58Hooked up?
15:00Oh, that's very American.
15:03We came pretty close.
15:05I just wondered what our lives would have been like
15:07if you hadn't met Harry.
15:09Oh, do we do a flashback?
15:12What if?
15:13I guess we'll never know.
15:14Won't we?
15:16That's what I'm saying.
15:17There's still time.
15:18Time for what?
15:20For what's really important at our age.
15:22Pumping?
15:24Intimacy.
15:25Intimacy?
15:26Aye.
15:27You talking about...
15:30the peduncle?
15:32Me?
15:34Aye.
15:35It's a very Scottish way of saying it, but aye.
15:38That's exactly what I'm talking about.
15:40Oh.
15:44£250,000.
15:46That's only a semi-detached, you know.
15:48And his legal fees, that's got him out of there.
15:50Aye.
15:55What's happening here?
15:56That's quality.
15:57We were watching that.
15:58You will love this.
15:59I was all set to rip her knickers up,
16:00but it gans tits up.
16:02Next thing she's screaming,
16:03punches her straight in the eye.
16:04Then she said I was looking like a wasp.
16:06Hung like a wasp.
16:07Wee wasp wallop, buddy.
16:09Ha, ha.
16:20Mick, we've been trying to help you,
16:22but do you not think it's time you were going?
16:24What the hell's so important about this course?
16:26Aye.
16:27What is it?
16:28You'll take the piss.
16:29Granted.
16:30That's the risk.
16:31Get it revealed.
16:32Day skipper course.
16:33If I pass, it means I can take charge of your vessel
16:35up to the size of 40 feet.
16:37Why the hell do you need to command a vessel that's 40 feet?
16:39You live under a bloody bridge.
16:41Right.
16:42I'm looking after my mate's boat for a couple of days.
16:44It's on the canal.
16:45It's his house.
16:46So I'm going to be there so nobody breaks into it.
16:48So you're a sea captain on Craigline Canal?
16:51It's a bit overqualified, is it?
16:52No.
16:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:17That's a fair point.
17:24A piece sounds magic.
17:25Gaze a piece in...
17:27Monster Munch.
17:33Well, that's the thing, Naveed.
17:35I still feel married to Harry.
17:37He stole from you.
17:38He treated you like shit.
17:40You divorced him.
17:41Rightly so.
17:42He died.
17:43I don't know what to do.
17:45You have a chance.
17:46However fleeting.
17:47That's some happiness.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Just get pumped.
17:51You have to snatch it.
17:52You have to snatch it.
17:53No pun intended.
17:55Naveed.
17:56What would you do if, God forbid,
17:58but something happened to me and you were single again?
18:01He'd pump her.
18:02Mina.
18:03Quick bit of mourning.
18:05Marks and Spencers for a complete new outfit.
18:07And out on a boot chasing Poon Poon.
18:12Look.
18:13If my beloved were to die,
18:14is my dickie to die as well?
18:17Am I to take a knife,
18:18dismember myself,
18:19and throw my dickie in the coffin?
18:21No.
18:22My heart might be crushed,
18:24but my dickie lives on.
18:30I don't think I'll take it any further.
18:33Take what further?
18:38Take what further?
18:42Her...
18:43mopping career?
18:46I have waited many years
18:48to say these words, Winston.
18:51Mind your own business.
18:53Oh!
18:54Done.
18:57Take what further?
18:58I need to know.
18:59Well, Winston,
19:00the shoe,
19:01and I mean one single shoe,
19:03your shoe,
19:04is in the other foot.
19:06See, normally,
19:07it's me asking you...
19:08She doesn't know whether to pump American gal or not.
19:12Ach, Naveed.
19:13Could you not let me enjoy that?
19:15Just for one minute.
19:17Well, why wouldn't you pump him?
19:18All the guys like him.
19:19He's funny.
19:20Buys around.
19:21Interesting.
19:23And Jesus, he's good looking.
19:25I mean,
19:26if you don't pump him,
19:27I'll probably pump him.
19:30Oh, I don't...
19:31I mean...
19:33Well...
19:35Ach.
19:36No.
19:37Look, here's what to do.
19:39Go and catch Father Doonan at confession.
19:41Ask him what he thinks.
19:42If he gives you the green light,
19:44skrang!
19:45Off with the tights!
19:49Just pump him!
19:51It cannae be much longer, surely.
19:52It cannae be.
19:53It cannae be.
19:55Right.
19:56How do you go on, son?
19:57Son, is it?
19:59Shall let your captain win,
20:00ye address him.
20:04Permission to go to the Klansman
20:05for a celebratory drink?
20:07No alcohol for you
20:08because you are a recovering junkie, sir.
20:09Permission granted.
20:15Bless me, Father,
20:16for I have sinned.
20:17It has been one year
20:18since my last confession.
20:21I've come to you today
20:22to ask for some advice.
20:24You see,
20:25well,
20:26I've been a widow
20:27for quite some years now
20:29and
20:31a gentleman
20:32has recently come into my life
20:35who would like to take
20:36the relationship
20:37a little further.
20:39Well, a lot further.
20:44Are you talking about
20:45the sexual intercourse?
20:49Yes.
20:51Well,
20:52it's not the first time
20:53I've come across this situation.
20:56You see, ordinarily
20:57the church's position
20:58on any kind of
20:59sexual messing around
21:01or
21:02roly-polying
21:03or whatever
21:04it should all be done
21:05within wedlock.
21:07But
21:08we live in modern times
21:10and
21:11I personally
21:12I'm very broad-minded
21:14on such matters.
21:16You see, I think Callum should
21:17Callum?
21:18Father,
21:19how did you know his name?
21:22It was a guess.
21:24Oh yes,
21:25I'm a great guesser.
21:28Father confessor the guesser
21:29they call me.
21:32Look, I'll give you
21:33my advice here.
21:35You're no spring chicken
21:37and unless you want to be
21:38the last turkey in the shop
21:40you'd better get in amongst it.
21:43Well,
21:44that wasn't the advice
21:45I was expecting, Father.
21:48Get yourself sorted out
21:49with the old nookie
21:50and do it with my blessing.
21:52Get Hail Mary's
21:53to get your confidence up
21:54and if you're still
21:55feeling reluctant
21:57is there a
21:58public house around?
22:00Why, why,
22:01but outside the clansmen.
22:02Get yourself in there
22:03and get a nice
22:04big stiff one.
22:06Buy everybody else
22:07a drink as well
22:08to mark the
22:09grumpy
22:10pumpy union.
22:11And
22:12if there's any
22:13disabled people
22:14in there, you know
22:15minus a leg
22:16or whatever
22:17make sure you
22:18buy them a double.
22:19Why, why,
22:20well done, Father.
22:23Bloody hell!
22:25I weren't expecting that
22:26and what a
22:27great Irish accent.
22:30It's years since
22:31I had a steak pie.
22:32It was magic.
22:33Thanks.
22:34Glad you liked it, Callum.
22:39Callum,
22:41I've been doing some
22:42thinking a bit.
22:43Aye, sir.
22:44So have I.
22:46The last thing I want
22:47is for you to be
22:48put under
22:49any pressure.
22:50Oh, Callum,
22:51I quite fancy
22:52being put under that.
22:54Blimey!
22:56I'm no
22:57wanting to rush you.
22:59After thinking about it,
23:00I
23:02I realised
23:03it wasn't me
23:04being married,
23:05it was
23:06it was that
23:07he was a-wronging,
23:08you know.
23:11What I really need
23:13is somebody
23:14I can trust
23:16somebody that's honest
23:18and knows secrets.
23:21I understand.
23:25I'll get the plates.
23:26Leave them.
23:28Oh, hey,
23:30why don't you go
23:31freshen up
23:32and I'll
23:35I'll meet you through there.
23:38Oh!
23:41Whoa!
23:42Okay!
23:46She may have had
23:47a stiff one in the class, but
23:48she's about to get
23:49a really big stiff one!
24:12Honest.
24:14No secrets.
24:16No secrets.
24:23Er,
24:24I'm a bit concerned now.
24:26Oh!
24:29Oh,
24:30this.
24:37Ah!
24:38Are you ready for me?
24:40Oh!
24:43Oh!
24:44Are you alright?
24:46I'm fine.
24:48Callum.
24:49Aye?
24:51Where's your wally?
24:54I've got half.
24:56A baddie dog
24:57in one of the pictures
24:58I worked on.
24:59Lassie.
25:00Lassie bit your wally off?
25:03No, Lassie the movie.
25:05I had to wrestle
25:06with a baddie dog
25:07and oof,
25:08that was our way.
25:15I'd better go.
25:19Whoa!
25:23Whoa!
25:24Bloody hell!
25:29Callum!
25:31Callum!
25:32What?
25:34Were we no meant
25:35to be having
25:36a driving lesson?
25:37What?
25:38Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:39No, I didn't forget.
25:40Jump in.
25:41We'll go to the
25:42B&Q car park.
25:43I'll put you
25:44through your paces.
25:49How do you think
25:50Ice and Callum are getting on?
25:51Oh, they'll be fine.
25:52It's nice for her.
25:53She deserves a bit of happiness,
25:54you know.
25:55He looks like he's
25:56a completely different man.
25:57Like,
25:58he,
25:59he,
26:00like,
26:01if that is literally
26:02the same guy,
26:03that does a bloody
26:04good aesthetics on him.
26:05Er,
26:06you know,
26:07prosthetics or whatever.
26:08I mean,
26:09I could easily believe
26:10that that is
26:11legit a completely
26:12different actor
26:13doing that.
26:14Anyway, he's a good fella.
26:15Aye, he seems like
26:16a great fella.
26:17No faults,
26:18no miserable,
26:19no after anything.
26:21Yeah, but that
26:22stuntman thing.
26:23What?
26:24Well, I'd imagine
26:25he'd have to have
26:26a slate missing
26:27if he wanted to do
26:28that kind of job,
26:29you know.
26:30Callum.
26:32We're having
26:33a nice meal.
26:34Everything has gone
26:35hunky-dory.
26:37Maybe it was
26:38too much,
26:39too much.
26:40A shock.
26:41You okay, mate?
26:42We've
26:43passed the car park.
26:46Callum.
26:47Callum.
26:48Slow down.
26:49Erm,
26:50he loved me
26:51when I was
26:52all done up,
26:53but the real me,
26:54scrappy,
26:55dumped.
26:56What you doing, mate?
26:57Why's no one loving?
26:59I've no got a cock!
27:01No!
27:03No!
27:10No!
27:11No!
27:12No!
27:13Oh my God!
27:26We're gonna have
27:27to get help.
27:28No, no, no,
27:29there's no time
27:30Oh well,
27:31it's Butch Cassidy
27:32and the Sundance Kid
27:33all here again.
27:35No way!
27:42I think
27:43we should have
27:44taken
27:45your jacket off.
27:46Yeah,
27:47and your hat.
27:54You're a mental case!
27:56Sorry!
27:57This is our job.
27:59We're done for.
28:00Goodbye, old chap.
28:05Yes, mate!
28:06Yes!
28:08Are you in distress?
28:10You can't be in distress,
28:11you godless
28:12fucking idiot!
28:14Approach
28:15from the lower side
28:16and bring the distressed
28:17parties up here.
28:19Keep the heat.
28:20Keep the heat.
28:28Yes, mate!
28:34Are you sure you don't
28:35wanna go to hospital?
28:36Nah, we're just a bit
28:37way here, no fight.
28:38Alright.
28:39Well, it's the end
28:40of my shift then.
28:41Wanna go up the roads?
28:42Get a cup of tea?
28:43Watch Emmerdale?
28:45Recorded it last night.
28:46Big disaster, innit?
28:47Don't you be telling me
28:48what happened
28:50We don't watch that, Hen.
28:51That doesn't happen
28:52in real life.
28:53Would've made up shite.
28:55So,
28:56he lost control of the vehicle?
28:58He did.
28:59It was, er,
29:01just an accident.
29:03Aye,
29:04you made a stunt
29:05of that, didn't you?
29:10Wow!
29:13Was that Panberic
29:14flirting with us,
29:15or something?
29:17Aye!
29:19She might have
29:20the hots for Mick,
29:21after he became
29:22such a saviour.
29:37Callum, I'm sorry
29:38things didn't work out
29:39between us.
29:41Oh, it's me
29:42who should be apologising
29:43to you.
29:44I'm sorry
29:45I wasn't
29:46what I seemed.
29:48Will you keep in touch?
29:50Of course.
29:56Is Bobby
29:57giving you a lift
29:58to the airport?
29:59No way.
30:00This car's full of water.
30:03Get in a taxi.
30:04Aye.
30:18I'm fine.
30:22Can you imagine
30:23if that's how they
30:24actually killed him off?
30:26I think they should've done.
30:27I think they should've done.
30:30Oh,
30:31oh, you know,
30:32you know what I thought?
30:33You know how we've had
30:34that recurring gag?
30:36With someone
30:37waking up with
30:38Edith?
30:39Er,
30:40can you imagine
30:41if they'd done that
30:42with either that guy,
30:43er, the Callum guy,
30:44erm,
30:46er,
30:47but, er,
30:48but flipped it on his head?
30:50That,
30:51cos it was always the case that
30:54whatever the,
30:55whoever the guy was,
30:56they would wake up
30:58and it was like,
30:59oh, my head,
31:00oh, my head,
31:01you know,
31:02and then,
31:03then the, the,
31:04the camera would of course
31:05pan across,
31:06er,
31:07and then you'd see Edith
31:08come looking at him
31:09and going,
31:10and then,
31:11and he'd be like,
31:12ah!
31:13Can you imagine
31:14if they'd reversed that?
31:15That would of been
31:16genius.
31:17Literally,
31:18do that,
31:19say that,
31:20Edith wakes up,
31:21she'd just be like,
31:22oh,
31:23oh, my head,
31:24oh, the Guinness,
31:25oh,
31:26looks over,
31:27there's Callum,
31:28but of course,
31:29without the hair,
31:30without the teeth and everything,
31:31and then she,
31:32she would be the one
31:33to scream,
31:34oh,
31:35that,
31:36you know what?
31:37That is a missed opportunity.
31:38That is a missed opportunity
31:39for the show.
31:40I'm,
31:41I'm telling you now,
31:42that is a missed opportunity.
31:43Er,
31:44the other one,
31:45if you wanted to carry on
31:46with that same one,
31:47you could have done it
31:48with maybe Mick waking up there,
31:49only thing with that is,
31:51would you have the same effect,
31:52because he,
31:53he obviously doesn't drink.
31:54So,
31:55mm,
31:56you know,
31:57it may or may not have worked
31:58in the same way.
31:59That one,
32:00you're a bit more like,
32:01hang on,
32:02Mick slept with Edith?
32:03Knowingly?
32:04Really?
32:05So,
32:06yeah,
32:07er,
32:08great episode.
32:09That,
32:10that,
32:11that was,
32:12that was a really,
32:13really good episode.
32:14Again,
32:15nice that,
32:16that he managed to tie everything
32:17all back together.
32:18Erm,
32:19you know,
32:20like,
32:21the,
32:22the whole thing,
32:23like,
32:24like with Mick,
32:25er,
32:26you know,
32:27doing his,
32:28the whole thing about the boat thing,
32:29and then,
32:30obviously coming in at the end to rescue him.
32:31Yes,
32:32Mick!
32:33Yes,
32:34Mick!
32:35He is a,
32:36a really good addition to the cast.
32:37I really dug it.
32:38I,
32:39it,
32:40like,
32:41do you prefer Pete to Jakey,
32:42or do you prefer Methodo and Mick?
32:43Erm,
32:44I have to say,
32:45storyline-wise,
32:46I'd say Pete,
32:47for the Beefy Bake one,
32:48mostly because of just how tragic that one was,
32:49as an overall,
32:50just general supporting character,
32:51I'd probably go Mick.
32:52I,
32:53I really would,
32:54and that may surprise people.
32:55Some people may not like him,
32:56you know,
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