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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:15Kevin the Geek and it is 4am for me right now, on one of the warmest days of the year,
00:23I am roasting hot, I cannot sleep.
00:29You would not want me to show you my desk chair that I'm sat on for the purpose of this,
00:36it's grim, how much I'm hot and sweaty today, it's horrible, but what better way than trying
00:47to be productive when you cannot sleep and that is to get another reaction recorded,
00:52I'm doing it, like I said it's 4am, so apologies if there's any yawns or anything like that,
00:58might as well do something, I'm definitely not going to sleep otherwise, we'll see, but
01:04yeah this is series 8 episode 2, you know the drill, subscribe, Patreon, drop me comments
01:10or the usual bits and bobs, you can do it if you want to, you don't have to, but let's
01:14check out this episode.
01:23Grin of North.
01:30You don't like this.
01:33Really?
01:38Craig Lang.
01:41Finally.
01:45Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, pickled onion, here we go.
01:49Oh, what's that wee noise you're making?
01:53Pick me Bobby, I'm smoky bacon.
01:58Here, that's old McCleary the undertaker planted the day eh?
02:04He buried a few.
02:07Mind he buried Capper Flynn?
02:10Aye, the Scotland player, there was hundreds of people at that funeral, he made a wreath
02:14in the shape of a football, that was lovely aye?
02:17That's right, that wee boy bluttered it against the graveyard wall, that's right, cos when
02:22it burst, it was like a spring day.
02:26Right, finish up guys.
02:28Aw, come on Bobby, one more round.
02:30No, you've had your time, do your talking while you're walking, or in your case, do
02:35your mumbling while you're stumbling.
02:38Bobby, when was the last time you had a lock in eh?
02:40About 8 months ago, Winston was fulling and demanded a shot of tequila, then started doing
02:45the macaroni.
02:47It's the Macarena.
02:49You spewed everywhere, it was definitely macaroni.
02:54Chowed it up, you greedy fat bastard.
02:57Come on Bobby, shut the door and set us up another one eh?
03:00Man's passed.
03:02Right, one, then out.
03:09Ah, pishla kamra kinna danda.
03:12Naveed, aake aath manda.
03:14I'm with the customer.
03:17And what can I do for you?
03:20There's a shame about old Mr. McCleary Barry.
03:24It's a queer thing when an undertaker passes, to think he's buried thousands of people in
03:30his life, and then dies alone in a simple grave.
03:35What a fanfare.
03:37Aise na, tae idhi humane bhi hoye hain.
03:39Chal taaki maar.
03:40What's she saying?
03:42She's saying it's a terrible business.
03:44No, she said something about idhi humane.
03:47No, she said the place is needing a clean.
03:51Ach well, he'll be missed.
03:54Who misses an undertaker?
03:56I'll miss him.
03:57He did a terrific service.
03:59I fully expected him to live long enough to plant me.
04:03They knew he's away.
04:04Who's gonna deal with Craig Lang's dead?
04:07Who indeed Aise?
04:09No one will be able to die.
04:11Craig Lang will become a village with a walking dead.
04:16Ancient zombies, creep in a boot, shouting,
04:20Please bury me.
04:22No change there then.
04:24Ach, the beat.
04:26Listen to yourself Aise.
04:28You think when the baker dies there's no bread?
04:30Or when the butcher dies there's no chops?
04:33Or when Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen dies there's no decorating?
04:38The world keeps turning.
04:40I don't want to die.
04:41When Omar Sharif dies, I'll be a fake Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen.
04:47You've got to give it a second.
04:48Harry Belafonte!
04:50Bastard!
04:52Bloody hell, made her.
04:53He'd count.
04:55Where's Winston?
04:57He's in the toilet having a Donald.
04:59Duck?
05:05Right.
05:06That's it.
05:07Bobby, give us a minute.
05:08Harry Belafonte?
05:10I am the word wheel king here.
05:12You are the wagon wheel king.
05:14Shut up!
05:15Right, here's a good game.
05:17Who is the most famous person you've ever met
05:19and they can be dead or alive?
05:21Nice.
05:22OK, here's your wee starter.
05:23Myself and this good man here met Charlton Heston
05:26in this very city.
05:27How about that?
05:28What was Charlton Heston doing in Glasgow?
05:30He was doing a cookery demonstration.
05:32In John Lewis's.
05:34He's no mean the baldy bastard chef Heston Blumenthal.
05:38Oh!
05:40A little bit different.
05:43Well, he is still famous, eh?
05:45Yeah.
05:47Mary Berry.
05:48What?
05:49Where was this?
05:50BP garage.
05:51She was rattling into a cold Guinster sausage roll.
05:57Peter Powers.
05:58Who?
05:59Who's Peter Powers?
06:00Hypnotist.
06:01Pavilion.
06:02Oh, right.
06:03So he's hypnotised you, told you you were a prick
06:05and you've not been able to snap at it.
06:09Here.
06:10The game's a bogey.
06:11Here comes the ace card.
06:13I was in Henderson's a couple of years back, right?
06:16Good 20 minutes I'd been in the queue.
06:18And who comes through the door?
06:20One Direction.
06:21Oh, Jesus.
06:22I'm telling yous.
06:23All five of them jumped the queue.
06:25We want beefy bikes and bottles of volume brew
06:28cos we're in Glasgow.
06:29I was like that.
06:30I tell them,
06:31listen you, you talentless wee fannies.
06:33If you get served before me
06:34there's only One Direction you're going to
06:36and it's suit that bastard Lindy.
06:40Right.
06:41That's enough.
06:43The polis are going to be batting that door shortly.
06:45Hold up, Bobby.
06:46Eric.
06:47How are you not piping up?
06:48Look, I'm just enjoying listening.
06:50You're the oldest one amongst us.
06:52You must have bumped into a few, eh?
06:54Gina Lollobrigida.
06:55Who?
06:56You bumped into Gina Lollobrigida?
06:57No.
06:58I pumped into Gina Lollobrigida.
07:00Oh.
07:01Eric wins.
07:03Met her.
07:04Jammed her.
07:05Who is she?
07:06Away and don't talk a lot of shit, Eric.
07:09You bedded a movie star.
07:11How?
07:17Right.
07:21What's everybody won?
07:22Tequila.
07:23No.
07:24No.
07:25Right.
07:26Get it, tell.
07:28Rome.
07:29Summer.
07:30The year 1958.
07:36Hello, Eric, eh?
07:38Cutting about Rome, 1958.
07:40And there she is, Gina Lollobrigida.
07:43And he says,
07:44Hello, I'm Eric.
07:45I'm a randy sailor.
07:47Would you care for your whole hen?
07:50Hen?
07:52Come on.
07:53Would you care for your whole signorina hen?
07:56Oh, aye, aye.
07:57And she's like that.
07:58And she's like that.
07:59Oh, he's a knee danger.
08:00Just a paloma scanties doing fire right into me.
08:06Do we believe him or do we not believe him?
08:09I mean,
08:11I've no idea who she is,
08:13so I've got no idea of
08:15judging if she was too famous for him
08:18or only a little bit famous
08:20so she could feasibly have slept with him.
08:23I don't know.
08:24I'm just going to go on the fact that it's a comedy.
08:27I'm going to go with the fact that he didn't sleep with her.
08:31He's definitely losing the place.
08:32It's been going on for a while.
08:33Aye.
08:34He's always at that party, wasn't he?
08:36He took me around into Frank Sinatra and the Phoenix Bar in Dundee.
08:39That's right.
08:40And I met Sammy Davis Jr. doing the barbers
08:42buying a Callagas fire.
08:44Yeah.
08:45He's a liar.
08:47He's cracking up at the rate I know it.
08:48It's called to be the death of us.
08:51What's the matter?
08:52I heard you, Jack.
08:55Oh.
08:56Oh.
08:57Come on.
08:58Let's get away from this Lee Van Cleef bastard.
09:01He's creepy.
09:02Sammy Davis buying a gas fire during the barbers.
09:04No.
09:20Oh.
09:21I suddenly felt really cold.
09:23That's nice in the middle of a hot day.
09:25Oh, my.
09:26Oh, Jesus, Isa.
09:27What's the matter with you?
09:28You look like you've seen a ghost.
09:29What's that?
09:30A junkie?
09:31No.
09:32Have you seen Vincent with no clothes on?
09:33Oh.
09:34No.
09:35She, then.
09:36The Undertaker.
09:37Three Park Mill?
09:38Aye.
09:39So what?
09:40He's taken over old man McCleary's business.
09:43He's the new Undertaker.
09:45Good.
09:46It's no good, Naveed.
09:47It's no good at all.
09:48You've no heard the stories.
09:51Right.
09:52Off you go.
09:54They say whoever it touches dies within seven days.
10:00Really?
10:01Come in here and touch me now.
10:02No.
10:10See the village where I lived?
10:12There was great poverty and battles and sickness.
10:16Govan.
10:17No, this is before Govan, you half-wit.
10:19I'm talking about India.
10:21See, the problem was the village couldn't prosper.
10:24People were too busy looking after the sick.
10:26So, as cruel as it seemed, they called for Kratanta.
10:32Kratanta?
10:33He was a doctor, of sorts.
10:36He would come on request, perform a chant,
10:40pass his hands over the stricken,
10:43and moments later, they were gone.
10:46What a witch doctor.
10:48No, like a criminal.
10:49They found out later he was injecting the poor bastards
10:52with window cleaner.
10:53Oh, Jesus.
10:54He was basically an Indian Dr. Crippen.
10:57So, what's your point, Naveed?
10:59My point is, Isa,
11:00I just think that your story is a pile of fucking bones.
11:04Oh!
11:05What a jump cut.
11:06I'm telling you.
11:08Last year, wee Connie Galbraith dies.
11:11She get into both of the swimming,
11:13and then they use her lifeguard,
11:14and was out having a smoke.
11:16By the time they get back,
11:17poor Connie had made water another loch loam and drowned.
11:21There was a huge inquiry.
11:23The boy's still working there,
11:25but he's promised to stick to the vaping now.
11:28Anyhow, I was at the funeral.
11:31What an affair that was.
11:33Oh, a right old-fashioned do, you know,
11:36and a huge amount of people.
11:38Anyway, there she was,
11:40top hat, cane, the lot.
11:43Sheathing.
11:46What you doing, Winston?
11:48I'm looking for your point.
11:50That's what I'm telling you.
11:54He reaches out his hand
11:56and touches Raymond McCall on the shoulder,
11:59digging him comfort like.
12:01Well, Raymond was a fit man.
12:03He never smoked.
12:05He never drank.
12:06He used to run the half marathon, mind.
12:09And?
12:10Stone deep in the Wednesday,
12:13death has come to Craig Lang.
12:16Wait a minute.
12:18How old was Raymond?
12:19Eh, well, he'd have been about, eh, 56.
12:22Well, the life expectancy in Parknow is about 29.
12:25He's not even in for that shithole.
12:28Well, all I'm saying is,
12:31you don't want sheathing fingering you.
12:34Oh!
12:35Maybe after a few shears.
12:41Uh-oh.
12:44Hello.
12:46What can I get you?
12:47The rum.
12:49Dark heart.
12:51Ice.
12:52Right.
12:58I'm the new funeral director here in Craig Lang.
13:00Well, if you've come in here to tout your trade,
13:03you've just hit the mother load.
13:07Anyway, just thought I'd pop in to introduce myself.
13:10Just, uh, leave my card.
13:12If ever, well...
13:14You know...
13:17Someone dies.
13:25Hang up.
13:26Aye, it's just about to pay out.
13:29I hope so.
13:30Oh, dear.
13:31No!
13:32Please don't say we're going to kill off Eric.
13:35Well, we'll be seeing you then.
13:38Oh, that's for certain.
13:40See you now.
13:43What a creepy bastard.
13:45Creepy lanky Adams family bastard.
13:48Ha-ha-ha!
13:49Explain to him my point a little bit, then.
13:51It was cold when he came in.
13:53Now it's all warm.
13:54Well, at least he never touched any of his...
13:57Uh...
13:58That's all I'm saying.
13:59Right, wrap it, Isa.
14:01Let's talk about something else, eh?
14:03Aye.
14:04Here.
14:05You'll love this, hen.
14:06Eric, tell Isa your story about Gina Lollobrigida.
14:09Oh, this is...
14:11Eric.
14:13Eric.
14:15No!
14:20And it just paid out as well!
14:23No!
14:26Not Eric!
14:27Why would you kill off Eric?
14:31The only thing I can think of is maybe the actor,
14:36maybe he's not...
14:38Maybe he wasn't that well,
14:40and maybe he's thinking,
14:41oh, I'd rather leave the show early and focus on my health,
14:47or before I die off-screen,
14:50you have to write me out that way.
14:52At least give me a death on-screen.
14:54That's the only thing I can think of.
14:56Because why would you kill him off otherwise?
14:58He's such a lovely character.
15:00I mean, the only death we've really had is Peter Jakey,
15:02and that was done out of necessity.
15:06Poor old Eric, eh? He'll be sadly missed.
15:09Aye, he will indeed.
15:16To Eric.
15:17To Eric!
15:19Dear old friend.
15:23I wasn't expecting that, although it was a little bit.
15:26I'll just add a quick note.
15:27Add what?
15:28She's been rooting the whole of Craig Lang,
15:30telling everyone that sheathing undertaker fell as the Reaper.
15:33She's got everybody sheathing themselves.
15:35It's a load of garbage.
15:37You tell me this.
15:38In a lifetime, on average, average mind,
15:40how many times do you think the heart beats?
15:43Oh, I don't know. It must be up in the thousands.
15:46Thousands? Where you go, you half-wit?
15:48No, it's 100,000 times a day.
15:50Thousands? That wouldn't give you enough time to boil an egg.
15:53You'd be dipping your wee soldier in there,
15:55heart attack, that'd be you finished.
15:57Game over. Good night, Vienna.
15:59No, over the course of a lifetime, the heart will beat
16:022.5 billion times.
16:04Aye, well, I've rattled a few thousand listeners to this story, Jack.
16:07What's your point?
16:08My point is, once you've heard all your heart beats,
16:10that's it, your time's up.
16:12And that is what happened to Eric.
16:14Eric didn't die because he was touched by the hand of death.
16:17Aye, Reaper nonsense.
16:19You can't be walking about, waiting on somebody,
16:22putting a bony finger on your shoulder,
16:24marking you out for death.
16:25Eat what you want.
16:26Smoke all you like.
16:27Booze it up like an alky. It doesn't matter.
16:29When your time's up, your time's up.
16:31Aye, well said.
16:33Spot of lunch? Aye.
16:41What are you doing?
16:44What's that? What are you doing?
16:46Two smoothies.
16:47Kale, spinach, cucumber and a raw egg.
16:51Raw?
16:52Just like Rocky.
16:53To be safe.
16:55To be safe, aye.
16:57Aye.
17:00What is it you're calling it?
17:03The insurance.
17:05The insurance?
17:13Eric, that's...
17:21Sheathing.
17:22The Grim Reaper.
17:23A load of pish.
17:25Aye, Eric was due to go, eh?
17:27Mind was drifted.
17:29Eighty-five. Aye.
17:32And then there was all the lies, eh?
17:34Gina Lollobrigida.
17:36Be great if it was true, eh?
17:38Why?
17:39Well, wouldn't it be all that difficult to find out?
17:41I mean, what year did he say it happened?
17:44Summer, 1958.
17:46And what was the name of his ship?
17:48That's easy. HMS Corona.
17:50Well, I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
17:52Let me make a few calls.
17:54Make a few calls once we get to the bottom of these cans.
18:01To Eric.
18:02To Eric.
18:03To Eric.
18:08Do you no fancy a wee go in the fruit machine, hmm?
18:12No.
18:14I've not got any change.
18:20Sam!
18:23Here, Bobet.
18:25Do you love the puggy?
18:29Play the puggy.
18:32Just get a fresh pint there.
18:39Just a quick question.
18:41I don't think I've asked this question before.
18:43Is there a reason that people from Scotland call it the puggy?
18:49Just out of curiosity, I don't know why that suddenly occurred to me.
18:52It's not occurred before. I'd just like to know.
18:57Does nobody in here want to play that puggy?
19:00Nope. Eric died on it.
19:02Look, I'm as sorry about Eric as you lot.
19:05But I am trying to run a business here.
19:08And when the shit sets...
19:12Whoa!
19:15It's a pub.
19:16It's a pub.
19:17It's no Lady Diana's Bastard and Grave.
19:21Bobet's not to blame here, everybody.
19:23It's that undertaker's shaving.
19:25Don't start all that push again, Isaac. It's nae use.
19:30I know you're upset about your good friend Eric passing.
19:34But Isaac's fear might not be unwarranted.
19:37I have mates in Park Mill that used to hurry by his funeral shop.
19:41But hear this.
19:43There have been loads of depictions of death.
19:45The Norse Valkyries.
19:47Thanatos, that's Greek.
19:49But one of the biggest icons is the Grim Reaper.
19:52The Black Death pandemic, right?
19:5414th century, 20 million dead.
19:56A fear of death spread throughout society.
19:59Is it any wonder that a town full of pensioners in the twilight of their years
20:03should fear such a figure?
20:07Think we're going to get rid of him?
20:09You don't need to get rid of him.
20:11He does nae exist.
20:13Shaving's just flesh and blood.
20:16Like you and me.
20:18Well said, mate.
20:22I still shaving.
20:24Wrong. Dark heart.
20:39This is awkward.
20:43Looks like your fruit machine's dead.
20:47Anyway, the reason I came in is...
20:54One touch nae shoulder.
20:56Seconds later, Eric was away.
20:58Taken.
20:59A lot of Bram Stoker push.
21:01I'm telling you.
21:02If he tried to touch me, I'd take one of these size 10s,
21:05I'd part his reaper baws and I'd say to him,
21:07you feeling grim now?
21:09Mrs Drennan.
21:12Can I have a word?
21:13Don't let him touch me.
21:15Take her. She's got high blood pressure.
21:20So much for boofing the knackers.
21:42Oh, Bobby.
21:43Bobby, help me.
21:45Oh, Bobby.
21:46Oh, Bobby, for God's sake, help me.
21:48Bobby, he's coming for me.
21:50The reaper's coming.
21:51Mrs Drennan.
21:52Oh, Bobby, don't let him touch me, son.
21:54Right, that's enough, you daft old bun.
21:57You know what this is about, don't you?
21:59People around here have got a mad idea
22:01of what it's like to be a reaper.
22:03You know what I'm talking about.
22:05I've got a reaper.
22:07I've got a reaper.
22:08I've got a reaper.
22:10People around here have got a mad notion
22:12that you're the grim reaper.
22:14One touch and you're dead.
22:15No, no, no.
22:16All I'm after is a...
22:18Isa, look at this.
22:26Mmm.
22:28Ah, that's me dead now.
22:34Oh, for...
22:35Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
22:37Um...
22:43Ah.
22:44Jack.
22:46Oh, Victor.
22:47He better not be dead.
22:49He's...
22:50On your door.
22:52Isa, for God's sake, look at the state of you woman.
22:55What's the matter?
22:56Death is nigh.
22:57Oh, what's the matter?
22:58Bobby's dead.
22:59What?
23:00Aye.
23:01She'd touched him.
23:02Death is nigh.
23:03Death is nigh.
23:04What do you mean he touched him?
23:05Well, Bobby got the undertaker to rub him
23:08and do the way.
23:10He rubbed him and went down on him?
23:12Oh.
23:13Oh, you halfwit.
23:15Bobby collapsed.
23:17He's dead.
23:18Death is nigh.
23:19What the hell is it you're babbling about?
23:21It's an anagram, a sheathing's name.
23:24Look.
23:25Death is nigh.
23:26Oh, for...
23:27Ow.
23:34Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
23:36Ha-ha-ha.
23:37Ha-ha.
23:44That's a creepy note.
23:46Boom.
23:47Boom.
23:48Boom.
23:49Just note normally.
23:50Boom, boom, boom.
24:03Hello?
24:04He's at your door.
24:07Boom, boom, boom.
24:15Boom, boom, boom.
24:17Back off, you spooky bitch.
24:19Sorry, I can't come to the door at the moment.
24:22I'm tending to my cat.
24:25It's got a sore paw.
24:29Jack's in, but...
24:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
24:31He's not got any animals to attend to.
24:33Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
24:34You bastard.
24:36What have you done that for?
24:37You backstabbing, throat-biting, bust-big-lanky bastard.
24:41Sorry, Jack.
24:42I panicked and I shat it.
24:48Boom.
24:49That's him come for you now.
24:50Open it and see what he wants.
24:54Aye, watch me.
25:02Mr. Jarvis, can I have a word?
25:04You can have two.
25:05Piss off.
25:07Can you open the door, please?
25:08So you can touch me up and kill me.
25:10No.
25:13Mr. Sheen, come away.
25:15Aye, say, darling.
25:16She's changed her tune.
25:17You've still got a couple of good years left, haven't you?
25:25If I could have watched this for Halloween,
25:27it's such a creepy episode.
25:29Right.
25:31Time to stone up and be cunted.
25:39There's got to be some massive misunderstanding, isn't there?
25:42I mean, that's clear, but...
25:44How have I let you out the door?
25:45That would mean I've summoned him.
25:47Right, we'll try that at the same time now.
25:50One, two, three.
25:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
25:54You know what it feels like to be underneath the bus.
25:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
26:00What is it?
26:01He's not a vampire.
26:02Garlic paste.
26:03I didn't have any bulbs.
26:05What is it you're going to do, baste him?
26:09Relax, boys.
26:11It's fine.
26:12Come in.
26:16Say hello.
26:20Say hello.
26:22Hello.
26:23Hello.
26:24Bobby phoned.
26:25Bobby phoned.
26:26He fainted and bumped his head.
26:28He's all right.
26:29Well, we're glad to hear that,
26:31but what's Big Lurch doing, going round all the doors?
26:33Well, I apologise for the lateness of the hour,
26:35but I was getting desperate.
26:37I was trying to get a hold of all of you so you could tell me about Eric.
26:40The man had no family.
26:41I was going to do his eulogy,
26:42but every time I approached you, you scarpered.
26:45Aye, well, maybe you could talk in your eulogy
26:47about how you killed him.
26:50He was 85.
26:52The man had a bad heart.
26:54He's no the Reaper.
26:56He's a bit creepy, but he's no Dale.
27:00Thanks.
27:02Eulogy?
27:04Well, he was a good footballer.
27:07He was in the Navy and the fire service.
27:14He was a brave man, Eric, you know.
27:16There was a big fire in a department store in Glasgow.
27:18This is going way back.
27:21It isn't death that we know life.
27:23It is in the weaving that we know love.
27:26It is in the evening of our days
27:28that we truly see the gentle light...
27:30Bit of bad news.
27:32Aye, Eric's dead.
27:34Of course it's bad news.
27:36It would be worse if the lid opened and he walked out.
27:38Now, listen, it's about that Gina Laura Bridget, I think.
27:41Aye, what about it?
27:42Well, I'm sad to announce it was bollocks.
27:45The old bugger made it all up.
27:47Oh, damn it.
27:48She was in Rome in 1958, and so was he,
27:51but they'd missed each other by about three weeks.
27:54The HMS Corona was docked in Rosyth.
27:58Gems a bogie.
28:00Oh, shit.
28:04And was blessed indeed with many friends
28:06and a great and solid community round about him.
28:10Although he was a single man,
28:12he knew the love of a woman.
28:16I wasn't sure whether to mention this,
28:18but in my capacity as the undertaker here in Craig Lang,
28:21it is my duty to prepare the deceased for the afterlife.
28:26And it was then that we discovered
28:29a letter in Eric's breast pocket,
28:32which I think you might find interesting.
28:36My darling Eric,
28:37it was wonderful for us to meet and have those few nights together.
28:41You're my sweetheart.
28:43A true stallion.
28:46I shall never forget us sitting on the beach,
28:49with our toes in the water,
28:51your ship waiting to take you away in the distance.
28:56Oh, how I wish our lives could be different
29:00and for us to be together.
29:02I will always love you.
29:05Gina.
29:07Gina?
29:10Hello.
29:15Now, was it?
29:25Hello.
29:27Hello.
29:28Lovely service.
29:29Aye, it was indeed.
29:31Very moving.
29:33Did you know Eric?
29:35I knew Eric all right.
29:37That was my letter.
29:40Gina.
29:41I had an ice cream cafe in North Queensferry
29:44and Eric's boat docked there one summer.
29:46In Rosyth?
29:47Yes.
29:48With a bit of a fling, you might call it.
29:52Your cafe?
29:53It was underneath the Fourth Road Bridge?
29:56That's right.
29:57They built it that summer, 1958.
30:01Eric made up a name for me.
30:03Which was?
30:04Gina's Lollies Fourth Road Bridge.
30:06Fourth Road Bridge it is.
30:09Oh, Christ.
30:12What a boy, eh?
30:13Oh, a stallion, she called him.
30:15What a hero.
30:17Oh, Winston.
30:18Jack.
30:19Victor.
30:20And this is?
30:24This is Agnes.
30:27Oh, hello, Agnes.
30:37Erm...
30:47Aye.
30:48I'm still lost for words when they killed off Eric.
30:52I don't know how I feel about that.
30:55Oh, please say that he suddenly dies.
30:57That'd be so ironic.
30:59Ooh.
31:01What a week.
31:09Oh.
31:11Maybe death is coming.
31:13But for the Undertaker.
31:15Oh.
31:16Oh.
31:17Oh.
31:18Oh.
31:19Oh.
31:20Oh.
31:21Oh.
31:22But for the Undertaker.
31:27Oh.
31:28Wow.
31:34So Eric is dead.
31:44For...
31:46For a show that is about...
31:52About OAPs.
31:54As much.
31:57I'm surprised in a way that they haven't...
32:00Really dealt as much...
32:03With...
32:05Death.
32:06As much as you would maybe think.
32:11I mean, it's not the greatest of topics to talk about.
32:15And especially make comedy out of.
32:19But...
32:20But...
32:21Yeah.
32:22Yeah, we've had the odd...
32:26The odd mention here and there.
32:28And the odd episode.
32:30But not one where they've really...
32:34I think dealt...
32:36Truly...
32:37With the effect of knowing someone...
32:40As much.
32:42Because this is really...
32:45Other than the Pete the Jakey one.
32:48Which again was born out of necessity.
32:50Because Jake passed away in real life.
32:54This is one where they've actually written out...
32:57Quite a substantial character in the show.
33:00Okay, he's not...
33:02Top, top level.
33:04You know, in the likes of...
33:06Your Jacks, your Victors, your Winstons, your Tams.
33:09That kind of one.
33:10But Eric, he's up there.
33:12He's really, really up there.
33:15And the only thing I can think of...
33:17Because clearly...
33:18All of the rest of the cast...
33:21Are aging themselves up.
33:24Eric, and I...
33:25Well, I mean, I could be wrong here.
33:26But I'm pretty, pretty certain.
33:28I'm like 99% certain.
33:30That Eric is one of the few actors who's...
33:33Actually, in reality...
33:35Sort of playing the age he is.
33:38Or is nearly.
33:39You know, if they say he's 85 in that...
33:41I don't know if the actor playing Eric was 85 at that time.
33:45Or maybe he was a little bit younger or whatever.
33:49But he's definitely on the older side.
33:51Whereas most of the other main cast...
33:53They're definitely on the younger side.
33:56Even if they're not quite as young as they were...
33:58When they first started the show.
34:01But...
34:03I would say...
34:05That...
34:08It was a really...
34:11Strong episode.
34:13And I'm going to say it...
34:14The way I've said it before on this show...
34:17The...
34:18Comedy is balanced so, so well...
34:22With the deeper emotional stuff to it.
34:26And that is why I love this show so much.
34:29Let me know your thoughts on this latest episode.
34:31Of course, feel free, if you want to...
34:33Check out my Patreon.
34:34And please subscribe if you're new.
34:36But that is going to do it for this latest reaction.
34:38I'm not going to dwell too much more on it.
34:40I don't think I need to, realistically.
34:42But...
34:43Yeah.
34:45That was a good episode.
34:48But I'm going to miss Eric.
34:51Thank you for joining me once again.
34:53For now, my name's Kerrick.
34:55My name's Kerrick?
34:57No, that's not right!
34:58My name's Kevin.
35:00I'm a geek.
35:01And you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
35:04Goodbye.