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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:16KevTheGeek, welcome back for more Steel Game.
00:19We are on series 7 episode 5 entitled Heavy Petting.
00:23Next month of course we'll be going to the series 7 finale and then we'll be continuing
00:27on with series 8.
00:28So stay tuned, and of course next month as well, a little bit of a surprise for you,
00:34I'm going to be back with another episode of Chewing The Fat, that'll be series 1 episode
00:396 if I remember correctly.
00:40But for now, let's check out some Heavy Petting.
00:43Honolulu, that sounds amazing son, aye, aye, Elvis, aye, Alua, what's that, the whole pig,
01:09tallest waterfall on the island eh, smashing, so the helicopter goes all the way into the
01:15volcano, incredible, me, ah nothing, Klansmen, bookies, jacks, tell them we're having a luau
01:24the night with two bits of square sausage in front of the three bars of that electric
01:27fire, blowhard, nothing it's just Jack saying, aloha, right I'll let you away, if you get
01:37two minutes send us a postcard, okay son, cheerio, he's unbelievable, that's seven years
01:45since I've seen him, in the last three years he's taken his family to Cairo, Botswana,
01:51India, Tokyo and New Hawaii, but no Craig Lang, it's odd that Craig Lang's not high
01:58on his list of dream destinations, it's a shite hole, is it a pint of boobie or two
02:02cocktails for a lassie wearing coconut shells for a bra, it's a tough choice, very tough,
02:08wait a minute, they don't take the dugs with them all the way to Hawaii do they, I mean
02:13you do have tits in both don't you, a tit of the Klansmen, a tit in coconuts, but then
02:22you get one tit or two tits, no the dugs get popped, what's that kind of like, no they
02:29go to families, it's a company that does it, they take your dug and lend it to a family
02:35and they're all made up because they've no goat one and then they play with it for a
02:39fortnight and then give it back, what's that company called, lend a family your dug for
02:45a week on a fortnight dot com, great name, catchy, you used to have a dug when you were
02:51a wee boy, aye Mickey, wee black terrier, lovely, was a nippy wee bastard though, bit
02:57my father's pinky clean off, he put it in a bag with two bricks and fired it into the
03:02canal, mind you, you didn't fare much better with your dug, no old George Heggie shot it
03:07sure with that luger he had for the war, three month they got, bloody hell, I quite fancy
03:12a dug for a fortnight, do you know, dugs, at your age, two words for you, Billy Ferguson,
03:20oh aye Billy, lying dead at the back of the door for eight days, the dugs got nothing
03:25to eat except Billy, rattled right through him, well no ending up like that, my organs
03:32are getting donated, well in many respects, Billy donated his organs, his dug, heart,
03:38lungs, laliper, no donating that organ, unless it's to Carol Vorderman, or Davina, oh Davina,
03:50that's no that for a wee while, so do you want to give us a dug thing a go then, aye
03:56here we go, is the soldier springing to attention, fingers are flying there Iser, you're good
04:02at that, I'm in the Facebook know that now, well you cannae be a slow typist, I don't
04:08really want to know if Iser's good with her fingers, you want to be a gossip, I mean how
04:15would that work, Pam Kennedy's cheating on his wife, that's no use at all, it's important
04:24to be first with the gossip, like a good journal, are you a gossip Iser, shut up, right, that's
04:32the both of you signed up, something to be doing to see the peri of the mora, as soon
04:36as that, what are they coming out to ask for, well to assess your suitability to house the
04:41animals, suitability, aye, that your houses are clean and the dugs will be in a good environment,
04:47that you're no alcoholics, nah, instead of walking the dog, you're lying in, pushing
04:52your underpants, watching Pointless and eating jaffa cakes out the bolts like a dafty, careful
04:57Jack, she'll be looking through your letter box again, no it's the storage walls I watch,
05:03that's smashing Iser, thanking you, my pleasure, you fat bastard, excuse me, what, no, no you,
05:14Peggy McAlpine, we're messaging each other on the computer, trash talk, she's bumming
05:20her chat that she's going to beat me in the community centre bake off, because I thought
05:25you were calling me a fat bastard, no, I'm saying your cakes are that rotten, you'll
05:30need to eat them yourself you fat bastard, argument taken from you, skinny prick, is
05:37that Peggy's man aye, no, move, Iser's got some sass today, take a bite, what do you
05:53think, he says it needs a bit of work, in a roundabout way, right, that's me a wee,
06:06that's me, here's my messages, making cakes, dry runs for the bake off, oh, butter, sugar,
06:19eggs, large, when is the bake off happening, Saturday, who's the favourite, Peggy, she
06:27won it last year and the year before, Peggy McAlpine, you're humped, she made a cake for
06:34Nina for her birthday last year, delicious it was, one bite and I just about jizzed my
06:40boxers, I didn't go, I've been training like bloody Rocky Balboa, give it up Iser, Peggy
06:48is Muhammad Ali and you are Joe Bugner, throw the tea towel in, it's over, that's charming
06:55that, I can bloody bake, thanking you, Mrs Bugner, aye Naveed, wait a minute Winston,
07:04Mick, Naveed, what do you want, have you mice, they're here, brown or white, doesn't matter
07:13as long as they're dead, of course they're dead, they're chocolate, no I don't want chocolate
07:17mice, although I do like the white ones, it's actual mice I'm wanting, get out you junky
07:23bastard, Mick, oh Mick, have you heard the news, what, don't tell me, Mick's back on
07:30the rubbish, oh no, no I hope not, no that's a nice boy that, no that's no it, I've seen
07:36the posters, big bake off, Peggy's got it in the bag, magic there, it's like biting
07:43into Lorraine Kelly's arse, now you stick to what you do best Iser, I think there's
07:50a lot of people who would like to bite our arse, talk shite, don't bake shite, I'll show
07:55you's all, anyhow, that's no the news, well give me the news then, Jack and Victor had
08:00gone to be looking after dugs for a week, what, aye, what are they wanting with dugs,
08:06if anybody's getting a dug it should be me, I like dugs, I was brought up with dugs, I've
08:11always had dugs, they used to call me the dug man of Craig Lang, aye, you're dug daft, I
08:16only wanted to tell you to annoy you, oh, sassy, mission accomplished you rat, see I
08:23applied for the dug sitting thing but they knocked me back because of my leg, aye right
08:27enough, you cannae really take a dog out for a nice long hop, a hop where that couldn't
08:32untrack your jaw, sorry I'm being rude, what can I get you Mr Ingram, or should I say Mr
08:38Douglas, oh we're a lot younger, that was the 60's you know, well thanks very much Mrs
08:50Croson, that was very good of you, wrong door Isaac, she doesn't change, you both scored
09:19very highly, absolutely no problems whatsoever, I'll bring the dogs round tomorrow, half one,
09:26aye good stuff aye, now I meant to say can I get a short haired one, I don't want to
09:31be picking up hairs like a dumpling, can I get a friendly one, I don't want a nut snuffer
09:35that would just embarrass me, gentlemen here's the thing, it's a small company, we don't
09:41have that many dogs, basically you get what we bring you, right well, see you tomorrow,
09:47that's very exciting, see you tomorrow, half one, what kind of dog would you like, for
09:53me I hate little yappy ones, and the other thing for me is because of allergies, like
10:00once I leave a lot of hair around, I won't be able to have, so if it's like a lot of
10:06those hyper allergenic dogs, I'll probably be fine, but if it's going to be leaving a
10:10lot of hairs around, I'm out, did you get all that Isa, I did aye, take what you get,
10:26didn't want a nut snuffer, half one, I think she got it all aye, Isa do not be spreading
10:33this all over face paint, we want the dogs to arrive in a peaceful environment, do you
10:37get me, oh aye, whatever's best for the animals, thanking you, 40, what, my score what did
10:50you get, 44, how did you get a bigger score than me, well maybe my place is cleaner than
10:56yours, bollocks I cleaned from top to bottom yesterday, my hoover just about went on fire,
11:00aye but maybe your space has got a bad vibe, and that would agitate the wee thing, aye
11:05my joint, my joint's got the edge, how, I've got the edge over mine, well maybe I went
11:11down the pet store this morning and bought a whole load of squeaky toys and spread them
11:16round the flat, oh dirty fly bastard, right get the kettle on, Fido, woof woof, woof
11:27woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
11:29woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
11:31woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
11:33woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
11:35woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
11:45woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
11:55woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
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12:29woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
12:33woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
12:37woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
12:41woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
12:45woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
12:49woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
12:53woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
12:57woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,
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15:23woof,
15:25talking about Bobbie, I always say they turn out more cookie-y. There you go. I'm Bobbie!
15:42Don't look Peggy!
15:43Maybe she made a wheat free cake by mistake because when I made one for my sister because
15:59she's like got a wheat intolerance and everything. Trust me that makes the cakes really dry.
16:06Too dry?
16:08Wee bit.
16:10I'm daein wrang.
16:12What is it I'm daein wrang?
16:14Running out of time and still too dry?
16:16What are you daein wrang?
16:18Maybe because you're too busy on the internet calling people names?
16:21Well you started it didn't you?
16:23I get it the biggins about how you were gone even at three times in a row.
16:27Bobbie, try the hat trick winner.
16:31Ladies, I don't really want to pick sides.
16:34Try it!
16:35Aye, no problem.
16:41Is it about the same?
16:49Well?
16:54About the same.
16:59Jack that doesn't get dogs.
17:02I'm the dog man.
17:04I'm the dog man.
17:05If anybody's getting a dog it should be me.
17:15Whoa!
17:16Uh, Meg?
17:20What are you doing?
17:21Morning Winston.
17:23What are you up to?
17:24Nothing.
17:25Were you doing some kind of deal there?
17:27No.
17:29Well.
17:31Aye.
17:32Ah, so what you got there?
17:35Mary Jane?
17:36Jub-Jub?
17:37Black Eagle?
17:40Mexican mud?
17:42I'm asking if you're back on the bad stuff.
17:44What's in the bag?
17:45Crickets.
17:46Crickets?
17:47Excuse me?
17:48Whoa.
17:50Is that what the young team are smoking nowadays?
17:52No man, smoking crickets man.
17:54Imagine trying to light a cricket fire.
17:58Three crickets like that.
17:59No!
18:02They're for my matey.
18:04That's Bogan.
18:05A big manky bag full of crickets.
18:07What are they for?
18:08Nearly me.
18:12Is it like a snake or a spider or something like that?
18:15There's nothing quite like having the dogs is there?
18:18Wow.
18:19Better than family.
18:20I can forget you're John and Marfiona.
18:22Dog's always by your side.
18:24Faithful and dependable.
18:26Oh.
18:26Unconditional love.
18:27And a drooler.
18:28And I'm judging you.
18:30Shame about the name though innit?
18:32I mean, what was yours called again?
18:35Golden Shimmer of Eastern Sahara Sunset.
18:38What was yours called?
18:39Onion.
18:39Onion?
18:41Not much of a name is it?
18:42Maybe you should call it Gleaming Star of Soups and Stew.
18:46That's very funny Victor.
18:47No, I'll stick with Onion.
18:50My dog's got an air of poise.
18:52Stature.
18:53A noble bloodline.
18:55That's the difference between a purebred and a potlicker.
19:00You want to get yourself one of them tweed hacking jackets
19:02and a deerstalker hat.
19:04Why's that?
19:05Because that's what all the other wankers wear at Crufts.
19:09You want to get yourself a wee tracksuit Jack,
19:11get down the estate,
19:12organise a wee fight for Onion.
19:14My dog's a show dog.
19:16Your dog looks like a burst boar.
19:19That's me.
19:19Your dog isn't even a dog, it's a donkey.
19:21You should go down to Blackpool and make yourself a few quid.
19:24Your dog looks like it fell out a plane.
19:26Your dog's that big it would take an hour to lick its own balls.
19:29Your dog needs a gastric band.
19:31You...
19:33Oh?
19:35Your dog's an arsehole.
19:40Look at it.
19:41I mean that is a bit of an arsehole if I've ever seen one.
19:47That's how I look.
19:49Far off.
19:50In the distance.
19:56Sink is bloody roasting in here.
19:58I need to come in here.
20:00Guys, we've got a visitor.
20:02Shut the door.
20:03Keep the heat in.
20:07Oh!
20:07What the hell is that?
20:09That's a puff adder man.
20:10British irritants from Morocco and Western Arabia.
20:14Very poisonous.
20:15Watch it doesn't chomp your leg.
20:16It's alright son.
20:18It's rubber.
20:19It's no rubber.
20:20It's a real one.
20:22My leg's rubber.
20:23Well your leg's went rubbery because you're shitting it.
20:26Who's this?
20:27This is Winston.
20:28He's brand new.
20:30Hello.
20:31You the zookeeper?
20:33Aye.
20:34Where's my crickets?
20:39This is quite some collection you've got son.
20:43I'm right into exotic aren't I?
20:45Tell you what I'd love to get though.
20:48A leopard.
20:50You don't want a leopard do you?
20:52Let me think.
20:54Leopard.
20:55As in the big cat of the jungle?
20:57No.
20:59Here.
21:00You want to see something good?
21:03Ah.
21:04Hello.
21:06Tarantula.
21:07Oh that's a beauty.
21:08It's the size of an ashtray.
21:10That's your French tornamental tarantula.
21:13Highly toxic venom.
21:15Thanks man.
21:17What a belter.
21:19That blows a dug out the water.
21:20I'm merry a dug man.
21:22Dugs are for dobbers.
21:25Climbed up the water spout.
21:29This man's called John.
21:31Bible John.
21:32Cos if John here bites you, you're going to need a Bible.
21:36Fair enough.
21:37Aye.
21:37Don't have to walk it.
21:39Doesn't he keep you up all night with his barking?
21:42200 quid.
21:44Oof.
21:46What about this?
21:48Eh.
21:49A loan week.
21:50A trial period.
21:51See if we get along.
21:54Aye, no danger.
21:55But listen.
21:56See you flat.
21:57Keep it warm.
21:58Climbed up the spout again.
22:01Erm.
22:04How much for a bag of crickets?
22:06I wouldn't kiss a turtle.
22:09Do you know how sharp their beaks are?
22:13They are insanely sharp.
22:16He would literally cut your lip in two.
22:18A couple of chops.
22:19Nice chops.
22:20Only the best for Zeus.
22:22Bloody chops.
22:22What did you pay for them?
22:24Two quid.
22:25Here you go, you halfwit.
22:26Bloody hell.
22:27No, no.
22:28This is what you want.
22:29Chub.
22:3019 pence a tin out in the weeds.
22:32Oh, aye.
22:32Onion loves it.
22:34I said five tins this morning already.
22:36Five tins?
22:37Two link sausages.
22:38Two bits of toast.
22:39Oh, and an egg that he stole off my plate.
22:41No wonder he's a fat bastard.
22:42Only the best for my onion.
22:45Right.
22:46Here we go.
22:53Oh.
22:53Here you go, onion boy.
22:59What a noise.
23:09Jack, that's not a fart.
23:16For a second I thought that was literally it.
23:21Bar's shut.
23:22Finish your drinks.
23:23Bobby, it's the middle of the afternoon.
23:25I'd rather shut the shop than eat any more cake.
23:28Do your talking while you're walking.
23:30Bobby, please.
23:31The bake-off's in two hours.
23:33I've got to meet Peggy.
23:34Now, I think I've got it right.
23:36Just a wee mouthful.
23:41Come on, Isa.
23:54That's nirvana.
23:56Isa.
23:57You've cracked it.
23:58Oh.
24:00Eric, shrug.
24:03It's safe.
24:06Right.
24:14Oh, mammy daddy.
24:18The problem is, can she replicate it?
24:21Isa, would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?
24:24Oh.
24:26Aye, Eric.
24:28Now, I just need to replicate that and I've got her beat.
24:32Sweet sherry, Bobby.
24:36A wee sherry to calm your nerves, Isa.
24:38No.
24:40An early celebration, Peggy.
24:43Aye, right.
24:45Pint of snakebiting blackcurrant, Bobby.
24:48All right, Winston.
24:49You ever see Jack and Victor's dugs?
24:50They're on their way down.
24:51Absolutely, Bobby.
24:53You know me.
24:54Doug daft.
24:55Everybody's talking about it.
24:56I'm surprised it's no made the papers.
24:58Jack and Victor get dugs.
25:00A note of jealousy, I detect.
25:02Love it.
25:03No, not at all.
25:04Although you have to admit, I mean, it's not the most inventive of ideas, is it?
25:08Dugs are like arseholes.
25:09Everybody's got one.
25:12It's that you've got in the bag, Winston.
25:14What bag?
25:16Oh, this bag.
25:24Oh.
25:26Oh, I thought we were going to run a mile.
25:28Bible, John.
25:29The fringed ornamental tarantula.
25:32That's amazing, Winston.
25:34Thing of rare beauty.
25:35That's better than any daft dug.
25:37Better than two daft dugs.
25:42This is the life, eh?
25:43This'll keep us fit.
25:45Fit for my bike.
25:46Nothing to carry this lazy bastard all the way from the flats.
25:51There you are, Jack.
25:53Looks like I'm the one that's landed on my feet here with Zeus.
26:00You were saying?
26:04Come on, onion.
26:06No shit on his arm.
26:08See you shortly, Isa.
26:10I've only got two words for you.
26:12Bake off.
26:13Aye, well, I've only got two words for you, Peggy.
26:17The second one's off, but the first one's no bake.
26:28Two lagers, Bobby.
26:29Look who it is.
26:31Scooby and Scrappy-Doo.
26:33Oh, a great day.
26:37And, uh, Agus?
26:42Very good, boys.
26:42But I'm afraid you've been trumped.
26:44Winston, show them what you've got.
26:47It's a tarantula.
26:49Get it right up ye's.
26:52Zeus!
26:56Oh, there it is there.
26:57Is everybody on?
26:58Aye, the spiders, aren't they poisonous?
27:00I can assure you, this one is.
27:02Deadly.
27:03Take out an elephant with one bite.
27:06Bang.
27:08Capture it.
27:08Ah, there it is.
27:10Look at the jay call on it.
27:12It's like a fur coat.
27:13Get my chocolate, you bastards.
27:17Oh, this thing's a clown.
27:18Steady on, Jack.
27:19It's a killer, Bobby.
27:22Did you get it?
27:22No, but it might be pished now.
27:26Here it is, Victor.
27:27There it goes.
27:28Here it is, here it is.
27:29Don't panic, guys.
27:30Where's the table?
27:32Here it is.
27:33Get it, Bobby?
27:36It's on the dartboard.
27:39Oh, now how?
27:45Did he get it?
27:47It'll only be 180 if you kill it.
27:48It'll be 200.
27:50That's what it's worth.
27:51We need to capture this thing alive.
27:53200?
27:53You get a good dug for that.
27:56What's this we're playing?
27:59We're playing it staying alive.
28:01Once the spider's on the loose.
28:02Right.
28:03Everybody, out the pub.
28:05No.
28:05You heard what Shug said.
28:07This thing's lethal.
28:08If it gets out, it could bite a pensioner or eat a wain or kill a dug.
28:13Oh, no.
28:15That spider's killed onion.
28:17Oh, no.
28:17Because of dug onion.
28:19Oh, shit.
28:20This is all your fault.
28:22I'm sorry, Jack.
28:24I get jealous of your dugs.
28:25Aye.
28:26So you decided to kill them with a deadly spider, you maniac?
28:29Calm down.
28:30Has somebody been giving this dog chocolate?
28:32No.
28:33Cake's away.
28:33The dog's time to cake.
28:35He's no dead.
28:36He's just jammed.
28:38He's full.
28:39I know what to do.
28:40Don't panic.
28:43Oh.
28:44Oh.
28:45Oh.
28:47Oh.
28:49Thanks, son.
28:50That's brilliant.
28:51Wow.
28:52Go on, mate.
28:52Guys.
28:53I know you've got a terrible situation here,
28:55but I'll need to get to my bake-off.
28:58Can you let me out?
29:03Oh, my message bag.
29:05It's got my recipe in it.
29:10I'm sorry to desert you, son.
29:12Good luck.
29:13I'll be thinking about you.
29:15I'm sure it'll turn up.
29:16Yeah.
29:18But not in the Klansman.
29:20So it's going to be one of two things,
29:22the way this episode is going.
29:23Either it's going to end up in Peggy's cake,
29:28or it's going to end up in Isa's cake,
29:29or it'll be something to do with Peggy and Isa, basically.
29:33Right, yous.
29:37You've got five minutes to find this thing
29:38and get it out my pub.
29:40Winston.
29:41The crickets, it'll be hungry.
29:43The crickets?
29:44Spiders eat crickets.
29:46We'll lure it and we'll capture it with the crickets.
29:49Just get a couple right and that'll do it.
29:54Oh, my God, they were nice.
29:59I thought they were dead.
30:01Very nice, Mrs Clark.
30:02And what are you rolling it?
30:04Pineapple walnut flan.
30:06Simple.
30:08Hello, Mrs Drennan.
30:09Hello.
30:13Very lovely indeed.
30:15Very moist.
30:17And what are you calling it?
30:19Chocolate and peanut butter gâteau.
30:22Beautiful.
30:27Mrs McAlpine.
30:29Yes, yes.
30:30It's just coming out now.
30:36And what are you calling that?
30:39Bidder cake.
30:44Oh, hey, what was that?
30:46I missed that.
30:46What are you calling that?
30:49Bidder cake.
30:54No dogs, spiders, cats, crickets or any other exotic animals
30:56were harmed in the making of this programme.
30:58Good, I'm glad to hear that.
31:01Oh, well, you know what?
31:03Spiders are a deadly disease in the first half of the world.
31:05You know, it may have actually made her think better.
31:08Boy, it may have just cost her the hat trick.
31:11It could be either way.
31:12It could be either way.
31:26So the dogs got away all right?
31:28Aye, they must have come away and took them away in a van.
31:30Really?
31:30Not before she accused me of overfeeding onion, by the way.
31:34She said he'd put on two stone.
31:35I mean, how could that be possible?
31:37Well, she might have had a point, Jack.
31:39When the van drove away, there were sparks flying off her bumper.
31:43Oh, here we go.
31:45All right, Winston?
31:47Aye.
31:50The box smashed and wee Bible John got out.
31:54I'm really sorry.
31:56I'll square you up.
31:57Where's the other one?
32:00The what?
32:01Other one.
32:01The bigger one.
32:02Peter Sutcliffe.
32:03In that box there was two.
32:07Oh.
32:12There's always a second one.
32:15There's always a bloody second one.
32:19Oh boy.
32:20The title is this episode.
32:22I thought it was going to be something heavy petting, you know,
32:25between a bit of a heavy petting.
32:29You know, a bit of pumping action.
32:31No, it was very literal.
32:33It was petting with dogs.
32:37The thing I kind of thought in that, it's a strange thought process,
32:43but you know me, my mind works in mysterious ways.
32:47Now, I understand that words will be pronounced a certain way
32:52because of Scottish accent, right?
32:54I get that, you know, like dog instead of dog
32:58and Tam instead of Tom, you know, things like that.
33:02What I found interesting was when
33:05Isla was talking to Peggy on the computer
33:09and it was something like, she put the word D, like D-A-E.
33:15I can't remember what it was.
33:18Is that, again, is that a common thing for people who have a very thick Scottish accent?
33:26Would they write it the way that it's pronounced,
33:30as in they pronounce it with their accent?
33:32Or would they write the actual words like do, you know, like, you know, like, like dog?
33:40You know, would you write it as Doug or would you write it as dog?
33:44Again, like I said, stupid way, stupid thought processes in my brain.
33:49You know I'm a weirdo and I'm down for that.
33:52I'm fine with that.
33:53I'm fine that I am weird and that I have weird thought processes.
33:56It's fine.
33:57And as an overall episode, another solid episode.
34:02And I'm gonna repeat what I've said all the way through series seven.
34:08I haven't noticed a dip in quality.
34:11I haven't.
34:12It feels like the exact same show, just a little bit, you know, more HD
34:18and slightly better makeup and prosthetics and things like that.
34:22You know, I mean like Victor's hair is so white
34:26compared to the more blondie, yellowie kind of one they would have had in, you know,
34:31the first time around.
34:33That's really all I'm seeing as a difference.
34:37And if series eight and nine continue on the same way, I'm down for that.
34:41So that is going to do it for this latest episode of Still Game Heavy Petting.
34:45Don't forget to join me next week when we'll be in August
34:49and we will do the series seven finale of Still Game.
34:55And there will be an episode of Chewing the Fat at some point within the month as well.
35:00And then we will, of course, continue on with series eight of Still Game.
35:05So that is it for me today.
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35:10But for now, my name's Kevin.
35:12I am a geek.
35:14And you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
35:16Goodbye.