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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel.
00:15My name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching KevinTheGeek, and welcome back to Still Game!
00:22Yes, yes, it has been three months.
00:29Since I did a proper, regular Still Game episode.
00:33Of course I have done Still Game content in that time, I did the end of, well technically
00:39the final ever episode of Still Game, the Hogmanny special, the Hootenanny, wasn't it?
00:44I did the Still Game Live at the Hydro, and last week, no not last week, no sorry, a couple
00:51of weeks ago, before I went on holiday, I did a Still Game The Story So Far, the sort
00:58of documentary thing.
00:59The reason I accidentally said last week is, well because I'm actually recording this pre
01:05my holiday.
01:06This is the last video I am recording pre-holiday.
01:10Tomorrow's video on was the Benidorm Series 7 Episode 3 episode, which is going to be
01:13the first video that I'll be recording after I come back from my holiday.
01:17So apologies if there's any confusion there with that, but yeah I just needed to try and
01:22get the last couple of days of the month done, and so I don't need to worry too much when
01:26I come back.
01:27I just need a bit of time to kind of get back into the swing of things a little bit.
01:30But yes, we're back for the Still Game, and I know there's been a lot of you who are like
01:35hmmm, Series 7 isn't that good, it's not as good as the original series.
01:39I don't care, I don't care, I'm still going to watch it, I'm sure, I'm still going to
01:43love it, I'm sure I'm still going to laugh my arse off.
01:46This one is called Gadgets.
01:49So let's check it out.
01:53Oh, slightly more updated theme music and title sequence.
02:05Oh, very 70s, there we go.
02:14There we go, that's more like it.
02:22Bum, bum, ba-dum, bum, ba-dum.
02:24Gated, Written by and Starring...
02:30It's open!
02:36Top of the morning Jack boy.
02:37Morning Victor.
02:38Bit nippy out there.
02:39Is it?
02:40Yeah.
02:49What's happening?
02:50What's happening?
02:51Oh, here's a chance Jack, I've not looked at the paper yet.
02:54No, the other paper.
02:55My paper to read.
02:56Oh, I've just got the one.
02:58That's not how it works.
02:59One of us does the rolls, the penguins and the teas, and the other one jumps down to
03:02the shop, gets two different newspapers, we read them, and we swap them.
03:05Aye, but the two papers are the same headline, they've put the cost of the papers up.
03:09One'll do you see.
03:11I'll read this, then I'll give it to you.
03:15Jeez oh, didn't see that coming.
03:18Oofed.
03:20This is surprising.
03:21This is awkward.
03:22He's no deed is he?
03:23Let me get this straight.
03:25You get to sit there and get the news first hand, while I have to sit here with no news,
03:29like a dafty.
03:30Yes.
03:31Completely out the loop.
03:32A caveman.
03:33Yes.
03:34A Cromanian.
03:35They had telly on us.
03:36Of course they didn't have telly back in Cromanian times did they?
03:39Make a fire or whatever it is you people do.
03:47You want the paper?
03:48No.
03:49Just give me that wee magazine they always stick in the middle.
03:51I like that.
03:55Magazine.
03:56Gift.
03:59I will fashion a spear and stick it up your arse.
04:01Yes.
04:02Meat, oils, water.
04:06The future oom magazine.
04:08I love this.
04:09Full of clever stuff that you can only buy in the shops.
04:12Oh, the thermal cup.
04:13Keep your cup o' piping hot.
04:15I don't see the benefit of that Jack.
04:17Oh well.
04:18Make a cup o' tea.
04:19You go to get a biscuit.
04:20You fall.
04:21You snap your leg.
04:22You're up the hospital.
04:23Lying in a gurney.
04:24Four hours.
04:25Ignored.
04:26So then you're back down the road again.
04:28Gasping for a cup o' tea.
04:29Greeting with the pain.
04:30Tea, tea, tea.
04:31Now you're like, oh, hello.
04:33Roasting hot cup o' tea.
04:34On the sideboard just where I left it.
04:36Yes.
04:37That is a handy thing.
04:38That is handy.
04:39And it's especially good if you're the kind of person that puts your tea down
04:46and forgets about it.
04:47Which, unfortunately, I am one of those.
04:49Most of the time I will literally make myself a cup o' tea
04:52and it will be drunk within three, four minutes.
04:55Literally so roasting hot it scalds your throat going down.
04:58But boy is it good.
05:00Fracture.
05:01Nice hot cup o' tea.
05:02Oh, it's the shite you get as well.
05:05Oh dear.
05:06The Egg Master 3000.
05:07This is aimed at the wankers.
05:09You put eggs in it at night before you go to your bed.
05:12And when you wake up in the morning, they're boiled ready for you.
05:16Well, if you order it before the end of the month,
05:19you qualify for a Toasty Soldier Companion.
05:22Ooh.
05:23Give us a look at that, Jack.
05:24No, I'll read it first and then I'll get to you.
05:29Egg Master 3000.
05:31What sort of windy liquor would stump up the cash for that, eh?
05:34Yes, the Egg Master 3000, please.
05:40And I'm still eligible for the Toasty Soldier Companion.
05:45You're a dancing bear.
05:47No, that's great.
05:49Thanking you.
05:51Would I like expedited delivery?
05:54Erm, what does expedited mean?
05:57Hmph.
05:58Quicker.
05:59Oh, aye then.
06:00Aye deez that.
06:01Cheerio now.
06:04Disservice.
06:08Registered letter.
06:15Hmm.
06:17Is that your signature, aye?
06:19Yes.
06:20Same as it's always been.
06:22Ying-a-me, ying-a-me, ying-a-me.
06:30Oh, dear.
06:34Better get the hoover out.
06:36Better get the hoover out.
06:40Oh, you and me are always...
06:44Oh, oh, are we going to have some awkwardness after the...
06:51Yeah, between Navid and Isa.
06:53I still don't think I'm over that.
06:57Isa, you know, I never gived you anything.
07:01How do you mean, Navid?
07:04Huh?
07:06Huh?
07:07A mop?
07:09Not just any mop.
07:10I've got you something from the Futuru catalogue.
07:13This is the Floor Hero.
07:15Oh, I'm no needing that, Navid.
07:17I like my string mop.
07:19Oh, come on, Isa.
07:24Oh!
07:25This looks like he's had chemo.
07:27Anyway, the Floor Hero gives you Bluetooth.
07:31Bluetooth?
07:32It's normally just Daytol I use.
07:35No, no, no, Isa.
07:37Bluetooth gives you wireless music.
07:40Wireless?
07:42And it makes your mopping a whole lot easier
07:45because the music makes the chore pass much quicker.
07:48That's true.
07:50Oh, here we go.
07:58It's got a lovely fast action.
08:06Hello, Vincent.
08:08Navid bought me these as a present.
08:12It's actually a present for all of us.
08:14Eh?
08:16Ah.
08:17Earmuffs for a nosey.
08:19Ah!
08:20Jack and Victor went after that and jumped off the high flats.
08:27I love his laugh.
08:28Benjamins!
08:29Yes, Vincent?
08:32What?
08:35Well...
08:38Big tin of soot instead of a small tin.
08:41Eh?
08:42A loaf when you normally get a wee one.
08:45Oh, a dozen eggs, no six.
08:48And quilted toilet roll.
08:51You usually buy the cheap stuff that you put your fingers through.
08:55Cos who else to ruin it?
08:56You get a houseguest visiting.
08:58I'm asking when.
09:00Scary.
09:01Very scary.
09:03You should grow a moustache.
09:04Well, a thicker one.
09:06And get it all waxed up at the ends, eh?
09:09Get yourself a job mopping up in the Orient Express,
09:11you nosey bastard.
09:15Has he got a lady?
09:16Spider catcher.
09:17Oh!
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21...at the ends, eh?
09:22Get yourself a job mopping up in the Orient Express,
09:24you nosey bastard, you.
09:29The Klansman is the Klansman again.
09:31It's no longer Jenny's.
09:33Yes!
09:35I mean, it was always so weird that...
09:37...it got changed to Jenny's,
09:39and yet they were still obviously referred to it as the Klansman.
09:42At least it's literally the Klansman again.
09:44Spider catcher.
09:46Nineteen ninety nine.
09:48Not a chance.
09:49Boom!
09:50Batter it with a slipper.
09:51Twenty quid soothed.
09:52Just put a glass over it.
09:54This is aimed at pensioners.
09:56Oh, that'll make my meaningless life easier.
09:59Oh, this'll keep me out the grave for another 15 minutes.
10:05Look at this.
10:06An electric bunnet.
10:08Outsmart Jack Frost this winter with the hot cap.
10:12Shite.
10:13No shite, Bobby.
10:15Toasty.
10:16It came the day.
10:17Ah!
10:18In there is a wee PP3 battery,
10:20and the line is like a mini electric blanket.
10:23Wait, wait, wait.
10:25There you go.
10:29It's kicking in now.
10:31Do you want a drink or no?
10:32I'll take a pint of cider.
10:34Plenty of ice, Bobby.
10:36I'm sweating like Pavlov.
10:40Oh, look who it is.
10:42Chaz and Dave.
10:43Hey!
10:44You put the cock in Cockney.
10:46Oh!
10:49And a pint for Winston, Bobby, please.
10:51That's no Winston.
10:54Walter.
10:55Walter.
10:56Hey.
10:57Long time no see.
10:58Who's this?
10:59It must have been how long?
11:00Well, let me think now.
11:02Fifteen years.
11:03Have you seen Winston yet?
11:04No.
11:05No, I thought I'd jump in for a quick pint
11:07before I go over to see Winston.
11:09What you like, eh?
11:11In here entertaining the troops
11:12before you come and visit your brother.
11:14I'd bang for my brother.
11:15In fact, get one for everybody.
11:17Nice, good one.
11:19Can I have one of these?
11:21Right to your leg.
11:22Eh?
11:23Oh, lost it.
11:24Fags.
11:25Oh, dear.
11:26Anyway, how you been?
11:28Aye.
11:30Oh!
11:31Lost it.
11:32Fags.
11:33Oh, where have you been?
11:34Where have I no been?
11:36I was over in that Heimdallr gas field there.
11:39Get transferred over to, um...
11:42Oh, here.
11:43Stop me if I'm boring you.
11:44Eh?
11:45No, no, you're not boring him.
11:46It's a battery burn.
11:47It's putting me to sleep.
11:48Eric, wake up, you know.
11:50Tit.
11:51Oh!
11:54He's on fire.
11:55He's absolutely roasting.
11:59Oh!
12:03Oh, my good brother.
12:04That cost me an arm and a leg.
12:06Did it cost you your head?
12:10Oh, oh.
12:15I just felt that.
12:23Oh, my God.
12:24I should have picked up on that.
12:26Oh.
12:27Come on, Kevin, you're better than that.
12:32Morning, Jack.
12:33Aye, sir.
12:38Jack?
12:39How is it?
12:41Licked up.
12:42Licked up?
12:44Morning.
12:45Morning to you, too.
12:46Morning.
12:53What's this?
12:54Have I got half the lift at a zombie movie?
12:56Yeah, I'd like to.
12:57Not enough to decrepit.
12:58That's very funny, Chris.
12:59Have you got anything for us?
13:01I have, as it happens.
13:03I've got one for each of you.
13:05Ooh, here.
13:08Nice one, Chris.
13:10Oh, different sizes.
13:11A wee gadget for each of you.
13:13Oh, they've all bought into it.
13:15Something to make life that bit easier.
13:17Who's going to kick things off?
13:20I like your meat.
13:22It's all going to be trash, isn't it?
13:27A stone?
13:28At first glance, I was there.
13:30I was there.
13:38Oh.
13:40What's the good of that?
13:41Well, let's say I come home one night
13:43after a convivial evening in the Klansman
13:45and I can't find my keys because I'm, you know, pissed or what have you.
13:48Boom.
13:49I've got a set right here.
13:53Spiced as a commoner garden pepper.
13:56This would not look out of place in a garden, but...
13:58Yeah, you're not in a garden.
14:00Why?
14:01I mean, see, a robber would see that and say,
14:04oh, that's one of the wee future-oo hide-your-keys-in-a-pebble things.
14:07That'll save me from kicking the old guy's door in.
14:10Yeah. Shut up.
14:11Looks good there.
14:12Like a rockery.
14:13Nah, that's not the start of a rockery.
14:15No, trash.
14:16It's like a one-rock rockery.
14:18It's like a shitey rockery.
14:19Yeah.
14:20You should get down the garden centre.
14:22Go on, Isla, what have you got?
14:23Them rocks to put round a boot.
14:26Wait, you see.
14:28Hold that.
14:30What the hell is that?
14:32It's an ornamental dog.
14:33Pick it there.
14:39Chowk my door.
14:44Who is it, please?
14:50Victor McDade and Jack Jarvis.
14:52Esquire.
14:53I'm sorry.
14:54I'm sorry.
14:55I cannot come to the doormanoo.
14:57Don't make it cock-a-leaky-soo.
15:01It's a good thing that I like it.
15:03I would like to come out of there now.
15:05I mean, it does mean that you don't have to see Isla,
15:08but is it just me,
15:11or is it a bit weird
15:13that Isla can literally take it straight out of the box
15:16and use it perfectly, straight away?
15:20Like, no reading of the instructions, no nothing.
15:23Like, I could maybe buy it for someone of my sort of age and younger,
15:28because we grew up with the tech kind of world.
15:31You can probably just sort of figure it out.
15:33But an older woman like Isla,
15:36would she just be able to do it?
15:38Because knowing what my mum's like, my mum's a similar age.
15:41She can barely open her fridge.
15:43Wait, come in and show me what you've got, Jack.
15:47Jack.
15:48Jack!
15:49Jack!
15:50Jack!
15:54That is the bollocks.
15:56The business.
15:57What is it?
15:58Daddy of them all.
15:59What the hell is it?
16:00It's your bath time routine.
16:02I don't take a bath routinely.
16:04Too much hassle.
16:05I do my ablutions with my shower head.
16:07Ablutions?
16:08Aye, I do them in the hooses,
16:09oaksters, arsehole, clacker bag.
16:12Clacker bag?
16:13I can't think of that in Panavision.
16:15I know what you mean, though, I'm the same.
16:17Normally a bath at our age is a pain in the arse.
16:19But with the Technotub, no siree.
16:22Soap dispenser.
16:23Beer holder.
16:25Thermometer.
16:27Light.
16:29Book stand.
16:30And the pièce de résistance.
16:35And with that, bath time is a pleasure.
16:37And I will be having one at two nights.
16:39He sounds like a weird salesman.
16:4234.99.
16:43That's better than a dummy stone right enough.
16:47OK, once you've used that tonight,
16:49I'll get a shot of it and have a good steep myself.
16:51No, no, no, no, no.
16:52The Technotub's a personal thing.
16:54That would be like borrowing another man's sponge.
16:56No, no.
16:57Away you go, and fondle your stone.
17:02He's got a point.
17:05He turns round and goes,
17:06No, you on it's head.
17:08I'll put the wellies on it.
17:12What am I, some hearing son of a laughing about?
17:14Oh, my rights are sore.
17:15How is Walter here?
17:17He should be a bloody stand-up comedian.
17:19Hey, you could be a double act.
17:21You'd need to be the straight man.
17:23Or the clown that comes out before the main event.
17:28Because he's it, and you're shit.
17:32Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand.
17:33Oh, no offence, Walter.
17:35It and shit.
17:39Thanks for that, Jack.
17:40Right, where are we going?
17:41The bookies?
17:42Let's flash some cash.
17:44No, no.
17:45Stevie the bookies are wronging.
17:47How?
17:48It's a long story.
17:50What about the greyhounds?
17:51Where's Victor?
17:52Oh, he's up the garden centre.
17:53He's buying bloody pebbles.
17:55What for?
17:56There's a crackpot.
17:57Dumbass.
17:58Are you coming with us?
17:59Eh, no.
18:00I'm going up the road for a bath.
18:01I haven't had a bath for two years.
18:03No, no, no.
18:04I'm serious.
18:05No, away you go and enjoy yourself.
18:07Have a nice one.
18:11Ooh, you're filling up lovely.
18:14Don't think I've ever had a beer in a bath.
18:17Oh, temperature.
18:19Tickety-boo.
18:21Oh, books then.
18:30I mean, if you're not into books,
18:32that's a pretty good one to have.
18:34Just don't drop it in the bath.
18:37Make you look like you shit yourself.
18:39Ooh.
18:40Ooh, fancy.
18:42Well, I'll be getting into you shortly
18:44and I don't know when I'm getting out.
18:51Oh.
18:52Sixteen quid for this pile of shit.
18:58Yeah, that's a very bad decision you made.
19:01Victor.
19:02Victor.
19:04Jack?
19:05Help.
19:06Have you fell?
19:07No, I'm stuck in the bath.
19:08I've been in here all night.
19:10What?
19:11Oh.
19:12I saw the commotion.
19:16Liza, Jack's stuck in the bath.
19:18Who's calling?
19:20It's Victor, open the door.
19:22I'm sorry, I cannot receive guests at the moment
19:25but I'm in my dressing gown, eating my toast,
19:27reading my Bella magazine.
19:30Listen to me, you half-wit.
19:32Open the bloody door.
19:33Jack is stuck in the bath.
19:35If you don't open this bloody door now,
19:37I'm going to rip this dub's legs off.
19:42It's locked.
19:44Open your shoulder to it.
19:52They always make it look so easy in TVs and movies.
19:55This is how it actually happens in real life.
20:06Knees.
20:12You all right, Jack?
20:13OK, I can believe that's my eyes, though.
20:15What's happened?
20:16Well, I thought, this bath is so good, I'll live in it.
20:19I'm stuck, I cannae get out.
20:21Jack, you're woolly.
20:24Oh, I'll cover that up, Jack.
20:26Bigger towel.
20:30Who the bloody hell takes a bath this early in the morning?
20:33I took it last night.
20:35And you took another one this morning.
20:37I've been in here since last night.
20:40Oh, my.
20:41Look at my skin.
20:42I'm turning into Judy Finnegan.
20:44Can't you just lift yourself out?
20:45No, I'm stuck to the sides.
20:47It's like, I don't know, suction.
20:49Well, just pull the plug out.
20:51Do you not think I've tried that?
20:52It doesn't work.
20:53The plug's located directly below my rigger.
20:55Don't panic.
20:56Panic?
20:57No, you what?
20:58No, I'm way beyond panicking.
20:59I was panicking for about ten hours,
21:00but that's past now.
21:01Call 911.
21:03What for?
21:04The American cops.
21:05I don't know what you done to her head.
21:07Hello, is that CSI Miami?
21:09My pal's stuck in the bath.
21:10Where?
21:11Glasgow.
21:12It's 999 you call.
21:14I'm not dying.
21:15I just want to get out the bath.
21:16There's a number you call when you've got trouble with a bath.
21:19B&Q.
21:20Shut up.
21:21No, it's 101.
21:22No.
21:23It's cream.
21:24I'm not being robbed.
21:25Well, the only thing I'm being robbed of is my dignity.
21:28True.
21:29Yes, it is.
21:30This happened to big Janice McCafferty.
21:32Her with the eating disorder.
21:34You know who I'm talking about.
21:36She got barred from Greggs for grazing.
21:38Where?
21:39She gets stuck in the bath and her man called.
21:42Her man called?
21:43Her man called?
21:44I was trying to say is that Bubbles?
21:48Is that Bubbles or is that her?
21:50I can't quite make it out on his chest.
21:52Well, the number he called you don't exist.
21:55NHS Ambulance Services.
21:58There you go.
21:59That's who you call.
22:01It'll take about a million hours to get out of here.
22:04Naveed.
22:06Meet my brother, Walter.
22:08Nice to see you.
22:09What can I do you for?
22:10Cigars.
22:11What have you got?
22:12Well, we have classy ones for the man about town
22:15and the not so classy ones for the man about scheme.
22:19Classy.
22:20Always classy.
22:22I used to be a half Corona man myself
22:24back when we were in Gujarat.
22:26I know Gujarat.
22:27You know Gujarat?
22:28Oh, aye.
22:29I worked in Lahore for long enough.
22:31The boy I worked with was from Gujarat.
22:33Aftab Jarwar.
22:35He was a good laugh.
22:37Tiny wee fella.
22:38Must have only been about four foot six.
22:41Hathi Dalora Pukhan Laga.
22:46Hathi Dalora Pukhan Laga.
22:50There's a caramel on the jar near.
22:57That's a cracker, eh?
22:58Take that.
22:59That's a better laugh than he's ever given me.
23:01Very kind.
23:02Thanking you.
23:03So, have you ever been anywhere good, Winston?
23:06Aye.
23:07Rowalpindi.
23:09Oh, in the Punjab region?
23:10No, in the Socky Hall Street region.
23:12Right next to the dry cleaners.
23:13Good pakora.
23:18Poor Winston.
23:20He's feeling very much like a bit of a third wheel
23:24and sort of being overshadowed by his brother there, isn't he?
23:27Like, Walter's got more laughs.
23:29You know, people seem to like him a little bit more.
23:33Yeah.
23:34Yeah.
23:35I don't see this ending well.
23:40What the hell are you doing?
23:42I'm a...
23:43Sorry, Jack.
23:44I've been putting it off for ages.
23:45Had to park a loaf in your lappy.
23:48You animal.
23:49Who does that?
23:50You only live next door.
23:51Ach, I couldn't even leave you your cell in the bath.
23:54I've been asleep.
23:55You could have done a Whitney Houston.
23:58When are these people coming to get me out of here?
24:00It's been nearly two hours since we found you.
24:02Yeah, it's not long.
24:03Must be due the noo.
24:04Well, if they show up now, they're going to be confused, aren't they?
24:06Oh, dearie me, what a dilemma.
24:08Who do we save first?
24:09The old fella in the bath?
24:10Or the daft old duffer super glued to the shiter?
24:14Finish your manky business and get off my pan.
24:18Look away.
24:25Oh, you must be from the services.
24:27Oh, no, that's John from down the stair.
24:30Hi, John.
24:31What's going on here?
24:32You're stuck in the bath, son.
24:33Are you?
24:34Right, well, I have water coming down into my bathroom,
24:37which I've been doing up for the past three months,
24:39and I've just finished,
24:40only to look up and see drip, drip, drip, drip.
24:43Let me take a look at it.
24:47Oh, look at that.
24:49That's soaking rotten.
24:51I told you about that two years ago.
24:53Keep the heat, son, there's an ambulance coming.
24:55If I get any more water coming down on me,
24:57it'll be a hearse you're needing.
24:59Oh, charming.
25:00Very charming.
25:01Where are these two rags?
25:02They're not here yet.
25:04Typical, isn't it?
25:05Leaving an old man stuck in a bath.
25:07Oh, it's disgusting.
25:08And that will be cold by now.
25:09Because the pensioner isn't a priority.
25:11Ah, that's it.
25:12Dirty lazy pigs.
25:14We're the bottom of the pile and no mistake.
25:16How long did they say they'd be?
25:18Who?
25:19The services.
25:20What did they say?
25:21What did they say to me?
25:23Aye, when you phoned them.
25:25I never phoned them.
25:26It was back till I phoned them.
25:27Oh, come on.
25:29You daft couple of assholes.
25:32Victor.
25:34Flush.
25:35Ha, yes.
25:40Don't leave a big intestine in the toilet.
25:42Come on, then.
25:43Come on, then.
25:44Go on, you bingo.
25:47Beat me a ball here.
25:50Excuse me a minute, sir,
25:51if I could just tend to this customer first.
25:54Ah, of course.
25:59God damn it, Stevie.
26:01Just ignore him, Walt.
26:07How can I help you?
26:08Wee accumulator came up there.
26:10Nice.
26:11Let me see.
26:13You've started with a pound.
26:15You've predicted Macpherson in round three last night.
26:18Score draw next.
26:20The winner at Hamilton.
26:22And you never took the odds.
26:23That was clever.
26:25£210.
26:29Well done.
26:30Oh.
26:32I would have been buying you a pint
26:33and picking your brains about your process.
26:35Oh.
26:36Any time.
26:37Aye, any time.
26:39No, I was referring to the winner's enclosure.
26:42Winston.
26:49Of all the people,
26:51of all the people
26:53to...
26:55to like...
26:57Walter.
26:58I don't know.
26:59Does he necessarily like him,
27:00or is it just more of one of those things
27:02that he's like,
27:03he really wants to piss off Winston.
27:10You're not taking a dump at all, are you?
27:12Kid, I am not.
27:14You ducted bastard.
27:16Good to see you.
27:17Oh, you're not going to like it.
27:18They said it could be up to six hours.
27:20No.
27:21No, I can't go another six hours.
27:23I mean, the water's starting to get cold, you know.
27:26Well, we can fix that with a wee top-up.
27:33It's not coming.
27:34Isa, please.
27:36Maybe tend to plug out first.
27:38And has no-one actually thought...
27:41Oh.
27:42Away you go, you half-wit.
27:43What have you done?
27:44That's good, isn't it?
27:46Has no-one thought to empty the plug yet?
28:06The plug just isn't going to be happy.
28:17That's a good gang of pals you've got here, Winston.
28:19Oh, aye.
28:21Aye, I'm really lucky.
28:23Jack, Victor,
28:25Tam, Eric,
28:27Isa,
28:29Naveed,
28:31oh,
28:32and Stevie the bookie.
28:37That was awful news about
28:39poor old Aunty Lily dying, wasn't it?
28:43And there it is.
28:45And there it is.
28:46There what is?
28:47The reason for your wee visit.
28:50Your bus leaves in an hour,
28:52but there's still one last wee bit of business
28:54to take care of, isn't there?
28:56The bike.
28:57I don't know what you're talking about.
29:00I warned you!
29:01My ceiling is soaking wet!
29:03How can you still be stuck?
29:04Is that Lily I carry on right enough?
29:06I mean, they're saying on the phone
29:07it could be up to six...
29:08Oh, shut up!
29:09I'm not wanting your life story,
29:10you daft old trout.
29:12I'll get any furry liquid.
29:14Aye,
29:15in my kitchen under the sink.
29:19What's he going to do with furry liquid, Jack?
29:21I don't know.
29:22Maybe he wants to do a couple of dishes.
29:24Grease him up.
29:25I'll let therapy that into
29:27anger management.
29:29Right, out the road.
29:33Oh, my.
29:40There you go.
29:42This is the letter
29:44that I got telling me Lily had passed.
29:48As soon as that arrived,
29:49I knew
29:50you wouldn't be long at the back here.
29:52Oh.
29:53Because that's how you operate.
29:56Four times
29:57in the last 40 years I've seen you.
30:00Each time
30:01to borrow money,
30:03which you never paid back.
30:06You never even came to your ma or your dad's funeral
30:08because you knew
30:09they had nothing.
30:10Oh.
30:14So,
30:16was there any...
30:17Money?
30:19Aye.
30:20She left 4,000.
30:24That's 2,000 each.
30:26No.
30:31Take the lot.
30:38Aye.
30:40Aye.
30:47I really am very sorry for
30:49letting all that water down in your new bathroom,
30:51but
30:52I was stuck in that bath for 20 hours.
30:54Well, what are you doing taking a bath at your age?
30:56Oh, well, he normally takes a shower.
30:58But he bought this, see?
31:00Oh, what is it?
31:01Oh.
31:02That's the Technotub.
31:03It's got everything.
31:04Radio, lights, thermometer.
31:05Aye, it's a good thing.
31:06Oh, what do you do with it?
31:07Oh, it just sits like this.
31:11Voila.
31:13Oh!
31:17Technotub.
31:19That's pretty.
31:27Um...
31:28The bathroom really is lovely.
31:30Yeah.
31:31Is that a new shower cubicle?
31:33Yeah.
31:34And a lovely, lovely old bathtub there as well.
31:38Oh.
31:40Um...
31:43Oh.
31:46Uh...
31:48I wonder if you're going to get any resolution for the water thing
31:51in the sort of post-credit teaser.
31:56Cos that was...
31:57That was deep.
32:03That must be weird for you, eh, Winston?
32:06How so?
32:07Well, you know,
32:08having an older brother that's the life and soul and...
32:11funnier than me.
32:12Oh, no, no.
32:14Look, you cannae be jealous of family.
32:17Anyway, he's away now.
32:19So you'll just have to put up with the support act.
32:22Um, Winston,
32:24so over the last couple of days,
32:26Walter ran up a tab here.
32:2740 quid.
32:31Look, I'm doing...
32:32He told me about that.
32:35He gave me this to, um...
32:37to square you up.
32:39Did you think he'd done a runner?
32:41No.
32:42That's great.
32:43Right, everybody, um...
32:45To Walter.
32:46To Walter.
32:47To Walter.
32:48To Walter.
32:49Walter.
32:51DOG BARKS
32:54Still no joy?
32:55LAUGHTER
32:56This one is.
32:59Well, you can pick up the couch.
33:01LAUGHTER
33:04I love you.
33:05LAUGHTER
33:08APPLAUSE
33:10Oh.
33:15Whoa.
33:16Um...
33:20OK.
33:21Apologies if you've heard any kind of, like,
33:23thunderstorms or anything in the background.
33:26I'm glad that I'm going away tomorrow
33:29because it looks like it's going to be torrential rain for a little bit
33:32and there's no better feeling when you're about to go on holiday.
33:35Obviously, for you guys, I'll already be back by this point.
33:38Um...
33:40Um...
33:41Wow.
33:42Where...
33:43Where do I even start?
33:46Let's go, I think, with the main kind of plot bit,
33:49with the gadgets bit,
33:50and then I'll come on to the Walter and Winston thing in a minute.
33:54Um...
33:57I've...
33:58I've seen a lot of stuff over the years
34:01on places like Wish and Timu these days
34:05and Amazon and everything.
34:07You look at it and you go,
34:08that is pure and utter tat.
34:12And I would say 99% of the time,
34:17all these gadgets that you see
34:20are useless for the majority of people.
34:27What I will say is,
34:29is occasionally you will find something
34:33that is half-decent for certain people.
34:39Like, I've watched a lot of videos with kitchen gadgets as an example.
34:45And when you see things like automatic can openers,
34:50it's like a big device that sits on your counter
34:53and it will literally open up a jar for you.
34:5699% of the people, that's just going to be stupid.
35:00It's going to be a big bulky thing that's on your counter,
35:03doesn't need to be there.
35:04How often are you realistically going to need it?
35:07Not very often.
35:09But then again, from time to time,
35:11there may be someone, for example,
35:13who has dexterity issues in their hands.
35:15Maybe they're old, like Jack and Victor, for example.
35:19They can't get the grip to unscrew something.
35:22So something like that, for people like that,
35:26it could genuinely be a game-changer for them.
35:30But that is unfortunately the thing.
35:34There is a lot of time,
35:37crap that is not well-made,
35:40doesn't last,
35:41and it is extortionally expensive.
35:44And unfortunately you will have people
35:47that don't realistically need it
35:49and they will fall for it.
35:52But I did enjoy that one.
35:54I think it really livened up once Jack got stuck in the bath.
35:59And why would you take a shit in someone else's house
36:02when they're literally right there,
36:04literally in the bathtub, in full view of them,
36:07and smell carries when there's water involved?
36:11Growing up, so many times,
36:14it always used to annoy me
36:15that my mum would jimmy the lock on the bathroom.
36:20So I'd be in the shower,
36:21and then she'd come in,
36:22oh, don't mind me, I just need to use the toilet.
36:24I'm like, mum, there's an outside toilet,
36:26go and use that one, there's a second toilet.
36:28Oh, yeah, no, I can't, I'm desperate.
36:31I'm like, I'm literally in the shower.
36:33And okay, there's a curtain there and everything like that,
36:35but still, it's private time, you know?
36:38It's like, I just need it anyway.
36:40And then she'll take a dump,
36:42and it's like, oh, the smell.
36:44Because I don't know what it is.
36:46When water is involved,
36:48smells kind of get accentuated
36:51and become a little bit more potent in certain cases.
37:01Right, Walter and Winston.
37:07I wonder if Walter's coming back,
37:08or if that is a one and done.
37:12Because I feel we need more.
37:15Because if that is literally the one and only time
37:17that we see him,
37:19what an arsehole.
37:22And maybe that's me being a bit harsh,
37:24but he swans in,
37:29he literally becomes the life and soul of the party
37:33for a couple of days,
37:35and he's there for one reason only.
37:39And that's literally for money.
37:42And he's seen his brother four times in 40 years.
37:45That's basically once every 10 years.
37:50Didn't even go to his own mum and dad's funeral.
37:56I was hoping that he might do a turn back
38:01and give the money to Winston and say,
38:03yeah, this is for all the money you've given me over the years
38:06that I've not paid back yet.
38:08But then he just took the money and off he went.
38:14I'm going to repeat it, what an arsehole.
38:21If you don't want to see your family, fair enough.
38:25That's a choice that you will make.
38:30We have fractions in our family,
38:33and I've got aunts and uncles
38:36that just don't really speak to my mum,
38:38and one uncle that I do get on really, really well with.
38:42They just don't really speak to them.
38:45And in reality, part of it is because they live so far away.
38:49And the other reason is
38:52because they are kind of similar in a way.
38:56When my great-grandma died,
38:59well, it was my great-grandma died,
39:01then it was my grandad,
39:02and then it was my great-uncle Bill.
39:04They all lived in the same house,
39:06and when my great-uncle Bill finally passed away,
39:08that was the house done.
39:10It was empty, and so we had to clear it all out.
39:13And literally, it was a case of
39:16what items can we get that's worth the most money
39:19for a lot of my family members.
39:22Whereas for my mum,
39:24it was like, I want the sentimental items,
39:27things that really aren't worth anything.
39:29But for me personally, they are really special to me.
39:33And we let them have it,
39:35because in a lot of cases,
39:36it was things like a TV and stuff like that.
39:38We just didn't really...
39:41We didn't need at the time, you know.
39:44But they clearly wanted it,
39:46because that's the only thing
39:48that meant anything to them.
39:50It was the money part of it.
39:53So yeah.
39:54It's sad when families get driven apart
39:57with things like that.
39:59But it's a reality, and it happens.
40:01This is why I always say Steel Game is so good
40:03at balancing comedy
40:05and deep emotional stuff.
40:08And...
40:10If this is any indication
40:13for what Series 7, 8 and 9
40:15is going to be like, Steel Game,
40:18I'm glad I'm not listening to you guys.
40:21I'm glad that I watched that.
40:23Because that was a damn good episode,
40:25on par with stuff that I've seen
40:27in the first six series.
40:29But those are my thoughts.
40:31What are your thoughts?
40:32Drop them in the comments below.
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40:35And of course, until next time,
40:37my name's Kevin.
40:39I am a geek,
40:40and you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
40:42Goodbye.