Rocky and Bullwinkle in Painting Theft
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00:23Today our story begins at the National Art Gallery in France,
00:26une fabuleuse collection de peintures datant de plusieurs centaines d'années,
00:30et qui inclut des milliers d'anciens maîtres.
00:32Tellement valables sont ces peintures que chaque salle de l'art galerie
00:34est surveillée par non pas un, mais deux gardiens.
00:37Gardiens qui ont une loyauté incroyable.
00:39Gardiens qui sont honnêtes, fidèles, et...
00:42Et le bleu vrai ?
00:44Mais vous n'êtes pas...
00:45Chut !
00:46Mais vous n'êtes pas un gardien.
00:47Vous êtes Boris Barinov et Natasha Fatale.
00:50C'est vrai, mon amour.
00:51Mais que faites-vous ici ?
00:52J'attends que vous nous présentez.
00:54Allez, Natasha !
00:55Et en moins de temps que l'on peut imaginer,
00:57les deux gardiens ont coupé dix anciens maîtres de leur cadre.
01:01Natasha les a rapidement tournés autour de Boris
01:02juste quand la porte s'est ouverte et le directeur de l'art galerie est entré.
01:05Ah, bonjour Pierre, Marcel.
01:07Bonjour, mon amour.
01:08Hmm, vous vous mettez un peu de poids, n'est-ce pas Pierre ?
01:11Pas pour longtemps.
01:12Euh, où allez-vous ?
01:13C'est l'heure de la pause crêpe-sous-zette.
01:15Pause crêpe-sous-zette ?
01:17Et je n'aime jamais garder la pause crêpe-sous-zette.
01:19Allez, Marcel.
01:20Et les deux villains ont disparu juste comme le directeur l'a dit.
01:22Sacré bleu !
01:23Mille tonnerres !
01:24And all the mild French expressions !
01:26Stop them !
01:27But he was a little too late.
01:28The two villains were already dashing through the alleys of Paris.
01:31However, the French police were not to be caught napping.
01:35I said the French police were not to be caught napping.
01:38Hein ? Oh, oui, oui.
01:40Calling all gendarmes, calling all gendarmes.
01:43Bonsoir, messieurs.
01:44And so, within moments, the whole area was surrounded by police.
01:48Boris, if they find the paintings on us, we are kaput.
01:50How do we hide them ?
01:51Don't worry, Natasha.
01:53Boris, you got fiendish plan ?
01:55When don't I got fiendish plan ?
01:57Look.
01:57Sure enough, the wily thief had wrapped the paintings in a package ready for mailing.
02:01And as his partner watched, he dropped it in the nearest pillow box.
02:03Now, how do we make our escape ?
02:05It's a snap !
02:06And sure enough, as dozens of French gendarmes watched wide-eyed,
02:09an odd-looking couple strolled down the rue de la Paix.
02:12Blondiment, don't, Henri, look there.
02:14He's nothing to average American tourists.
02:17Are you sure ?
02:18Am I sure ? Look, he's throwing away dollar bills.
02:21Oui, he must be an American.
02:23Besides, he obviously doesn't have the painting.
02:26And so the two villains strolled right through the police cordon.
02:28But as the gendarmes looked more closely at the bills...
02:30Hey, Henri.
02:31Oui ?
02:32This is the first picture I ever see of Washington with a mustache.
02:35Hmm, no wonder he shaved it off.
02:37He looks terrible.
02:38Could he be a counterfeit ?
02:40Hey, watch what you say about George Washington.
02:42You want to break up NATO ?
02:44Nevertheless, this dollar is, how you say, the phony baloney.
02:49And the police once again took up the chase, but too late.
02:52For a short time later, Boris and Natasha were on a jet plane heading for...
02:56Yes, where are we headed, Boris ?
02:58To pick up the package we mailed.
03:00Where did you address it, darling ?
03:01Think, Natasha.
03:03Who could you send a million-dollar package to ?
03:05He'd be dumb enough to give it back.
03:07You don't mean...
03:08Yes, I do.
03:09Yes, that package, which arrived at its destination a few days later, was addressed to...
03:13Bullwinkle Moose, Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.
03:16That's me, all righty.
03:18You're expecting a parcel from Paris, France ?
03:21Of course not. This is a family show.
03:23Oh, boy. Sign here.
03:25Did you send away for anything, Bullwinkle ?
03:27Just some wallpaper samples, Rock.
03:29Wallpaper samples ?
03:31Yeah. I've been thinking of doing over the chicken coop.
03:33The chicken coop ?
03:34Well, it looks as if Bullwinkle may have the most valuable chicken coop on Earth.
03:37You bet. These Buff Orpingtons don't come cheap, you know.
03:40But remember, Boris and Natasha are on their way to get the painting back,
03:43and they'll let nothing stand in their way.
03:45Especially nothing with antlers.
03:47Oh, be sure to see our next episode,
03:49Transatlantic Chicken, or Hens Across the Sea.
03:55Last time you remember, Boris and Natasha
03:57posed as guards in a French National Art Gallery
03:59and swiped ten Old Masters, each worth a fortune.
04:02Of course, the museum director was very upset.
04:05He summoned the head security officer.
04:07They took the paintings right from under your nose.
04:09Oui, it's a pretty big nose.
04:11Well, you deserve a little something for this episode.
04:14I do ?
04:15Which of these paintings do you like ?
04:17Can I have the one of the clown ?
04:18Of course you can.
04:22What happened, chief ?
04:23It's obvious. I was framed.
04:26Meanwhile, Boris and Natasha had dropped the paintings into a mailbox
04:28and sauntered past the police, disguised as American tourists.
04:31I say arrest them anyway, Henri.
04:34Tot, tot, Aristide, you never arrest a tourist.
04:37Even if they steal ?
04:38Aristide, look at the prices in the store window.
04:41They are ridiculous.
04:42Of course. So no matter how much a tourist steals,
04:45we're bound to get it back before he leaves.
04:47Unfortunately, Boris and Natasha weren't crooked tourists, just crooked.
04:50And so a short time later, they were zooming over the ocean
04:53to intercept their precious package of purloined paintings.
04:55Where do we catch up with it, Boris ?
04:57Where else ? Frozbeit Falls, Minnesota.
05:00Little did they know that their package had already arrived
05:02and been delivered to Bullwinkle Moose,
05:04who mistook the paintings for wallpaper samples.
05:06I'm thinking of doing over the chicken coop.
05:08How do you like this pattern, Rock ?
05:10The Mona Lisa.
05:12Can't say I care for that pattern.
05:14She's got kind of a sneaky smile.
05:16Bullwinkle, these aren't wallpaper samples.
05:18Somebody sent you a mess of beautiful pictures.
05:20Drawn by hand ?
05:21Of course not.
05:23If they were original, they'd be worth a million.
05:25They're just reproductions.
05:27What good are they ? They got no calendars attached to them.
05:29Bullwinkle !
05:31They'll do to keep the drafts out of the chicken coop.
05:33And Bullwinkle set to work nailing the paintings
05:35to the walls of the chicken coop.
05:36There you are, girls, your own windproof art gallery.
05:40But in the next few days, Rocky had bad news to report.
05:43Look at this egg chart, Bullwinkle.
05:45Those hens just aren't laying like they used to.
05:49It's not their fault, Rocky.
05:51It's those pictures of the Laughing Clavicle and Mona Lisa and all.
05:54What have they got to do with it ?
05:56Well, can you do your best work
05:57with somebody looking over your shoulder all the time ?
06:01Well, maybe you're right.
06:02I'd better do something about it.
06:03Such as ?
06:04I'll whitewash the whole place, pictures and all.
06:08Oh, you're welcome, I'm sure.
06:10And as Bullwinkle set off to find the whitewash brush,
06:12a long black car was pulling up in front of their little house.
06:16Hoo-hoo, anybody home ?
06:18Hokey Smoke, who are you ?
06:20Allow me to introduce myself.
06:22Cerulean Blue, world's greatest art collector.
06:25And this is my secretary, Rose Madder.
06:28Those are sure arty names, all right.
06:31We pick nothing but the best.
06:32Hey, haven't we met before ?
06:35You've probably seen my portrait in several galleries.
06:38Art galleries, Boris ?
06:39Rogues galleries, Natasha.
06:41Well, what are you doing here ?
06:43Just one of our little collecting trips, darling.
06:46You wouldn't by chance have any old pictures around
06:48that you'd like to sell ?
06:50We pay top prices.
06:51Up to $3.98 a piece.
06:53$3.98 ?
06:55Up to $3.98 a piece.
06:58How about that ?
06:59Come on, Mr. Blue, we may have something here for you.
07:02And the unsuspecting Rocky led the disguised villains
07:05to the chicken coop, just in time to see Bullwinkle
07:07sloshing whitewash over the last old master.
07:10Of course, there was only one thing for Boris to do.
07:13He fainted.
07:14Oh !
07:15Well, is this the end of our hero's artistic adventure ?
07:18Be with us next time for Portrait of a Moose
07:20or Bullwinkle Gets the Brush.
08:20Well, the hens may have been happy,
08:22but there was somebody who was definitely not,
08:24an art dealer named Cerulean Blue.
08:26Or as we know him, Boris Badenov.
08:28You !
08:29You whitewashed every square inch of canvas.
08:32Yeah !
08:32Most of the round inches, too.
08:35He fainted !
08:36What's the matter ?
08:37He never been in a warm chicken coop before ?
08:39Mr. Blue was gonna buy those old pictures you painted over.
08:41For how much ?
08:42$3.98 a piece.
08:44Up to $3.98 a piece.
08:46Wowee !
08:47Well, you wait a second, I'll scrape this whitewash stuff
08:50off with this steel wool and then we'll...
08:51No, no, no !
08:53There he goes again !
08:55But in a little while, Boris was his old evil self again.
08:58Tell me, Mr. Blue,
08:59why don't you want Bullwinkle to scrape off the whitewash ?
09:02Because it'll ruin the valuable painting.
09:04What valuable painting ?
09:05Uh-oh, think fast, Alink.
09:07Eh, this valuable painting.
09:10You mean my whitewash job ?
09:12Whitewash my foot.
09:13Okay, if you insist.
09:14No, wait, Bullwinkle.
09:16He means he thinks this is a good painting.
09:18Think ? I know it's a masterpiece, I'll buy it.
09:21Very smart, Boris.
09:22You think you're dealing with kids or something ?
09:25I don't know.
09:26How much you offering ?
09:27I'll go top dollar, $3.98.
09:30Wait a minute !
09:31Don't interrupt, what were you going to say ?
09:33I was gonna say...
09:34Now wait !
09:35If the painting's worth anything at all,
09:37it's gotta be worth more than $3.98.
09:40Okay, you got me over a barrel.
09:42Make it an even $4.
09:44I think we ought to sleep on it, Bullwinkle.
09:46And so our heroes took the whitewash masterpieces
09:49and retired to their small cottage
09:50while Boris and Natasha fumed in the car outside.
09:54What you doing, Boris ?
09:56You heard the man, I'm fuming.
09:57That's fuming ?
09:58You got a better idea how to fume ?
10:02Who you calling, Rock ?
10:03I'm calling the art museums.
10:05They'll tell us if you're a great painter or not.
10:08Art museum, good afternoon.
10:10Say, can you come out and look at a painting ?
10:12Why should I ? I've hundreds to look at right here.
10:15Yeah, but we think we got a brand new old master
10:17here in Frostbite Falls.
10:19True, true.
10:20Well, that's a little different.
10:21I'll be right out and one word of caution.
10:24Yeah ?
10:25Let's keep this thing a secret, shall we ?
10:26Just between us art lovers.
10:28Sure.
10:28Well, it was obvious the museum director
10:30didn't know the Frostbite Falls phone system
10:32for everybody in town was listening in on the party line,
10:36including Boris Baranov.
10:37And I always listen to party line.
10:39How come ?
10:40The party line is my country's answer
10:42to the thinking man's filter.
10:45Well, it looks as if Boris' plan has gone askew.
10:48Gesundheit !
10:49We'll find out more in Boonwinkle busts a brush
10:53or the cleft palette.
10:57Well, sir and madam and all you kids out there.
11:00Get on with it, blabbermouth.
11:02All right, all right.
11:04Well, through a quirk of fate,
11:05Boonwinkle painted a coat of whitewash
11:07over 10 stolen art masterpieces
11:08and now Boris is secretly trying to buy them back.
11:11What I can't understand
11:12is why he thinks these are worth anything.
11:14Oh, I don't know, Rock.
11:15They do have a kind of dash to them.
11:17Ah, they're just whitewash.
11:19But notice how I left this little dark spot
11:21to kind of catch the eye.
11:22Boonwinkle, that's a fly.
11:24Oh, looks almost real, doesn't it ?
11:27Well, we'll know whether they're valuable
11:29in a little while now.
11:30How come ?
11:31I sent for some art experts.
11:32Sure enough, in just a few minutes,
11:34a caravan of cars began to pour into Frostbite Falls
11:36bearing the cream of the nation's art connoisseurs,
11:39including the dean of art critics, Price Macpherson.
11:42Very well, where are these alleged paintings ?
11:45I'll get them for you.
11:46Boris, suppose those art critics find out
11:49what's under that whitewash.
11:50Maybe I better raise my last offer.
11:52Well, here they are, Mr...
11:54My enemy has called me Mr. McVincent.
11:57What do your friends call you ?
11:58What friends ?
12:00Yeah, see what you mean.
12:01Well, what do you think of this one ?
12:03Hmm, this is absolutely and without a doubt
12:06the most dreadful, nauseating, ugly...
12:08I'll pay $10,000 for it.
12:10...most ugly frame I can imagine
12:13for such an exquisite picture.
12:14You think it's exquisite ?
12:16My dear boy, any painting worth $10,000 is exquisite.
12:20I say, Ernest, who's the chap who bid $10,000 ?
12:23Speaks with an accent, probably from the Middle East.
12:25You mean he may be representing King...
12:27Well, the King just can't go on collecting dancing girls.
12:30There's a bag limit, you know.
12:31Well, if it's worth $10,000 to him,
12:33it's worth $15,000 to me.
12:34I bid $15,000 !
12:36Yeah, but wait a minute, these are just whitewash.
12:39The medium doesn't matter, short and furry.
12:41It's the soul of the artist.
12:43What do you call this, my good man ?
12:45Moose.
12:45Moose.
12:47I call this one
12:48White Cow Eating Marshmallows in Snowstorm.
12:51It fairly sings, doesn't it ?
12:53Boris, they are going crazy.
12:54$15,000 for a coat of whitewash.
12:57You know something ?
12:58It is kind of pretty, that Natasha.
13:00You too ?
13:01You think I don't appreciate beautiful things ?
13:04$20,000 !
13:05Now hold on there, this is getting out of hand.
13:07Let it go, let it go !
13:08I don't think we ought to sell any of these
13:10till we've had a chance to think things over.
13:12The squirrel is right.
13:13We really should think things over.
13:15We agree.
13:17I bid $25,000.
13:19$30,000 !
13:20Well, that did it.
13:20Within hours, the news of an astounding new find
13:22in the art world flashed across the continent.
13:24The most titillating new talent since Frank Giacomelli.
13:27Looks like a moose, paints like an angel.
13:29Collector's bid, moose says next.
13:31Extreme ! Moose starts art school !
13:34Well, Boris, you have done it again.
13:36You have made the moose famous.
13:38But not for long.
13:39Boris, you got a plan ?
13:40Of course, and who boy is it ever fiendish ?
13:43And so the next time Bullwinkle left the house,
13:45he was accosted by a strange little boy.
13:47Please, Mr. Moose, could I having your autograph ?
13:50Of course, little felly.
13:52Thanks, oodles !
13:53Name is Bullwinkle.
13:55Sweet kid, cute mustache too.
13:57Mustache !
13:58And that wasn't all, for Bullwinkle had just signed a will
14:01leaving all of his paintings to Boris.
14:03So when he dies...
14:04Which could happen any minute now...
14:06We get the old masters !
14:08Oh, that's my Boris !
14:10Please, you crushing my curl.
14:12Well, will the sinister document mean the end of our hero ?
14:15And if so, what will happen to the Bullwinkle show ?
14:18I get that too.
14:20Be sure to be with us next time for Boris Baranov Presents
14:23or The 20-Inch Scream.
14:28Last time we saw Bullwinkle,
14:29he had just set the art world on its ear
14:32with a series of paintings done in whitewash.
14:34I call this one
14:35Vanilla Ice Cream Spilled on a White Sheet No. 2.
14:37What Bullwinkle didn't know was that
14:39underneath ten of his paintings
14:40were ten old masters recently filched
14:42from a Paris art museum by...
14:45Let me guess,
14:47Picasso J. Flom ?
14:48No.
14:49Toulouse-Lasnouk ?
14:50No.
14:50Then it must be Boris Baranov !
14:52The man you love to hate !
14:54You serrate !
14:55True, Boris was the culprit,
14:57but he didn't have the paintings.
14:58Instead, he had a will signed by Bullwinkle
15:01which left the paintings to Boris
15:02if anything should happen to him.
15:04And it just might !
15:06All unaware of his danger,
15:08Bullwinkle was busy turning out
15:09more and more whitewash canvases.
15:11What title do I put on this one ?
15:13Uh, call it
15:14Man Eating a Sandwich in a White Room.
15:16I see the white room, but where's the sandwich ?
15:19The man ate it.
15:19Then where's the man ?
15:21Well, you don't expect him to hang around
15:22after he ate the sandwich, do you ?
15:24No.
15:25That's the trouble.
15:26You people never understand us artists.
15:28Bullwinkle, why don't you use your head ?
15:31It's easier with a brush.
15:32Meanwhile, the two villains had just planted
15:34several sticks of dynamite under the cottage
15:36and lit the fuse.
15:37You sure there's enough there, Boris ?
15:39Enough !
15:40Baby, when this stuff goes off,
15:41all we got left is one pair antlers
15:43and 200 pounds of mousse burger.
15:45But Boris, if we blow up mousse,
15:47we blow up the paintings too.
15:48Good heavens !
15:49Boris, you said heavens !
15:52What can I do ?
15:52They won't let me plug the competition.
15:54Well, now what ?
15:55Easy.
15:56We just take the paintings before this stuff goes off.
15:59But we gotta be awful quick.
16:01Dashing into the house,
16:02the pair quickly ran to Bullwinkle's studio.
16:04Remember me, boys ?
16:05Cerulean Blue, the world famous art collector ?
16:08Sure, what can we do for you, Mr. Blue ?
16:10I've decided to raise my offer for the 10 paintings.
16:13Swell !
16:13I now offer 25,000 apiece.
16:15Wowee, as they say in the comics.
16:17Only one thing.
16:18Yeah ?
16:19Could I take them outside and look at them in the light ?
16:22Why, of course.
16:23Which 10 paintings did you want ?
16:25Which 10 ?
16:27Yo, I just finished number 35.
16:29Composition with whipped cream and snowballs.
16:32Where is the first 10 you painted ?
16:34In the pile there, somewhere.
16:36Boris, the dynamite will blow up the old masters.
16:39I know, I know.
16:40Tell you what, I'll buy the whole bunch.
16:4235 of them ?
16:4325,000 apiece.
16:45Right, only one thing.
16:47Let's take them outside and look at them in the light.
16:50And within just a few seconds,
16:51everybody was outside the house with the paintings.
16:55That was close.
16:56These old masters are worth millions.
16:58Funny.
16:59I only count 34 paintings here.
17:01What ?
17:02Boris, it's only one painting.
17:04But that one might be the Mona Lisa.
17:06I'll get it.
17:09Hokey, Smoke, what happened ?
17:11Maybe the pilot light went out on your stove, darling.
17:14We don't have a pilot light.
17:15No ?
17:16We don't have a stove either.
17:17Well, there you see.
17:19Not quite.
17:22Mr. Blue, you all right ?
17:23Hey, I was wrong.
17:25There's 35 here after all.
17:27Yeah, that's certainly a good joke on you.
17:30And small wonder that Boris laughed,
17:32for somewhere in the pile of paintings he had bought
17:34were the 10 old masters worth millions of dollars.
17:37And what's more, we're taking the next submarine back to Pennsylvania.
17:40You don't mean...
17:41But you're the bad guy.
17:43So ?
17:44Well, I'd have bet a million dollars you wouldn't win.
17:46Put up or shut up.
17:48Uh, I'll shut up.
17:49But be with us for our next episode,
17:52Dollars to Donuts, or...
17:54The Wonderful World of Kruller.
17:58Well, Boris and Natasha had just bought 35 of Bullwinkle's whitewash paintings.
18:02Including the 10 with old masterpieces under the whitewash.
18:05And now the villains are waiting for the next Potsilvanian submarine
18:08to come up on the outskirts of Pigeon River.
18:11There it is now, Boris.
18:12That's one thing you can say about our fearless leader.
18:15He made the submarines run on time.
18:18But Bullwinkle's brush and bucket were still busy night and day.
18:20Uh, what is it, Bullwinkle ?
18:22That's obvious, Rock.
18:24It's Sandy Claws arriving in a terrible blizzard.
18:26I should have known.
18:28Finally, even the Paris Museum, which had lost the 10 old masters,
18:31had to change its mind.
18:32You mean we are going to replace them with...
18:35Eek ! Modern paintings ?
18:37Marcel, we must move with the times.
18:39Oui !
18:40And besides, the Moose gave them to us for nothing.
18:42Ooh, they're beautiful.
18:44And so 10 of Bullwinkle's paintings were hung in the spots
18:47vacated by the stolen old masters.
18:49Meanwhile, many miles away, in the grim little country of Potsilvania...
18:53Ah, it's good to breathe the air of Potsilvania, Natasha.
18:57Mmm, that pungent odor.
18:59Yes, they must be burning books in the public square again.
19:03But we digress.
19:05We got to sell this million-dollar bunch of old masters.
19:07Who to, Boris ?
19:08Natasha, there's only one man in Potsilvania who has money.
19:13You mean our fearless leader ?
19:15Yes, that greedy, money-grabbing, penny-pinching...
19:18Go on, Pat, enough.
19:19...drifty, industrious, frugal, level-headed...
19:22Enough !
19:24Why, it's fearless leader !
19:27Badenov, you are a groveling bootlicker.
19:29But I...
19:30Fortunately for you, I like groveling bootlickers.
19:33I'm glad.
19:34What you have there ?
19:35Ten disguised old masters worth two million dollars, but for you...
19:39For me ?
19:40Thank you, Badenov.
19:42Thank you ? Thank you ? That's what I get, thank you ?
19:45Of course not.
19:46Thank you very much.
19:48Oh, boy.
19:49Now, what do you say ?
19:52You're welcome.
19:54Not only that, but when fearless leader cleaned the whitewash off...
19:57Schweinhund !
19:58These aren't old masters, these are plain canvas.
20:01Arrest him !
20:03Darling, is there anything I can do ?
20:06Yes.
20:07Shut up, you mouth !
20:08Meanwhile, back in Frostbite Falls...
20:10But why didn't you give Mr. Blue the first ten paintings ?
20:13Well, he was such a nice seller, I thought he'd like ten brand-new ones.
20:16Well, what happened to the first ones ?
20:18I gave them to that Paris museum.
20:20And sure enough, when these paintings were cleaned...
20:22Sacré Blue, the masterpieces are back again !
20:25It's a wonder.
20:26It's a miracle.
20:27It's about time.
20:29Well, it looked as if Bonewinkle really had it made as an artist...
20:31Until a terrible thing happened.
20:33That's right, Mr. Moose, we're plumb out of whitewash.
20:36Oh, dear, I need 4,000 gallons of it.
20:39We'll have it in on Monday.
20:40But that was too late, for over the weekend...
20:42Another artist appeared on the scene to catch the eye of the art world.
20:46This is Jackson Plopp.
20:48Oui, Jackson Plopp, peint avec un mélange de pavlon et de poulet.
20:52Il y a une chose que vous devez dire de ce travail de garçon.
20:55Il a du goût.
20:57Oh, mon Dieu, je ne peux pas vendre des peintures, ces jours-ci.
21:00Oui, et nous sommes coincés avec 4,000 gallons de whitewash...
21:03Attendez un instant, où est tout le whitewash ?
21:05Je l'ai vendu.
21:06Vendu ? Qui ?
21:08Ceux qui investigent Paola.
21:104,000 gallons de whitewash ?
21:12Croyez-moi, pour eux, c'est seulement un coup de doigt dans le sac.
21:15Et ainsi nous arrivons à un autre ending heureux où...
21:17Attendez un instant, ce n'est pas un ending heureux ?
21:20Bien sûr que si ! Regardez, je souris !
21:23Oh, d'accord. Un ending heureux !