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00:00Jeeb...
00:02What?
00:04Masheed Danish bhai.
00:05Haroon sahib, we have a lovely audience with us.
00:09What's wrong with you?
00:11Why do you have so much hair on your face?
00:13The parlour is closed.
00:16Please come to the audience.
00:17Assalamualaikum.
00:18Waalaikumassalam.
00:19I want to read a poem.
00:20You must have a name.
00:22Fiza.
00:23Fiza.
00:24Yes, please recite it.
00:25Will you eat this khichdi?
00:29Will you go to the office on an empty stomach?
00:32Wow.
00:34What will happen if you smell the garlic?
00:37Will you take after your mother and sister?
00:40Wow.
00:43There was a fly in the milk, not a rat.
00:46Will you wash your hands and fall back?
00:48Wow.
00:50What will happen if all the rotis are burnt?
00:53What will happen if you don't even take a bite?
00:56What will happen if you rub neem leaves on your forehead?
00:59What will you eat if you don't eat this?
01:02Wow.
01:04There was a piece of wheat in the house.
01:06The goat ate that too.
01:08What will happen if you eat a piece of corn?
01:11Wow.
01:13What will happen if I make onion halwa for you?
01:15Will you cut my nose while I'm hungry?
01:18Wow.
01:20Very good.
01:23Very good.
01:25Did you write this?
01:26My brother wrote it.
01:27Is your brother married?
01:28No.
01:29Next.
01:30Hello.
01:31Hello.
01:32My name is Khizrai.
01:33Yes.
01:34I would like to dedicate a poem to Ma'am Laika.
01:35What is this?
01:37This is a difficult one.
01:39Fan following.
01:40That's fine, but the sister...
01:42But she is deceased.
01:44Yes, please recite it.
01:46Some people don't even meet even after leaving.
01:49Some people...
01:50Some people don't even meet even after leaving.
01:52They don't complain about their fate.
01:54Spring comes on every branch.
01:56Spring comes on every branch.
01:58But flowers don't bloom on every branch.
02:01Wow.
02:02Wow.
02:03Ma'am Laika, this was a great poem.
02:06This was a great poem for you.
02:09She tried to make you understand.
02:11Spring has passed.
02:13No flowers will bloom again.
02:15It's the season of leaves.
02:17This is what you said, right?
02:18Yes.
02:19Yes.
02:24Usually kids have a top personality.
02:28That's right.
02:29For IT people, say Steve Jobs.
02:34Bill Gates.
02:35Yeah, Bill Gates.
02:36Jeff Bezos.
02:38Jeff Bezos.
02:39Any other kids?
02:41What?
02:42Agha Majid.
02:43Yes.
02:44So, the kids whose ideal is us.
02:46We will be the ones to cry.
02:47You should take the kids' ideas.
02:49I think it's a good thing.
02:53Mr. Niagara, it's still early in the morning.
02:57Let's go.
02:58Then we'll have to wait for a few more days.
03:04Hello, my name is Nazima and I would like to recite a couplet.
03:07Yes, Nazima, please recite the couplet.
03:09If we meet again, I will tell you
03:11I will trouble you like this
03:12I will snatch your love from you
03:14I have made you cry
03:16You couldn't bear the pain
03:18You couldn't speak
03:20You couldn't stay away from me
03:22I will trouble you like this
03:23I will find a way
03:25I will cure your pain
03:27I won't ask for anything else
03:28Wow, wow, wow.
03:32Very good. Yes.
03:33Hello, my name is Muhammad Usman
03:36and I would like to recite a couplet.
03:38Please recite it.
03:38I know all the ways of hatred
03:41Okay.
03:42I know all the ways of hatred
03:46I know how to keep a heart and get angry
03:49I know all the ways of hatred
03:52I know how to keep a heart and get angry
03:55And those of you who leave tea after seeing the heat
03:59Now you will teach us how to be loyal.
04:01Wow, wow, wow.
04:03Has anyone ever been unfaithful to you?
04:06No, sir, this is not the case.
04:07Then why are people blaming you?
04:09Hello.
04:10Hello.
04:11My name is Abuzar.
04:12Yes, Abuzar.
04:13And I would like to recite a couplet for you.
04:15Oh, beloved
04:18I apologize in advance.
04:20Oh, beloved
04:25Oh, beloved
04:30Wow, wow.
04:31Why did you start flying?
04:36Where did this crazy heart come from?
04:47Oh, beloved
04:53Oh, beloved
04:55Wow, wow, wow.
04:57Wow, wow, wow.
04:59Oh, beloved
05:01Wow, wow.
05:03Very good.
05:04Very good.
05:05Small number.
05:06Very good.
05:07But there is one thing.
05:08What?
05:0913 out of 13 surahs were correct.
05:13This is very good.
05:14All the surahs were correct.
05:15And if you work a few more years,
05:16God willing, it will be even better.
05:18Okay, next, next.
05:19Hello.
05:20Yes, hello.
05:21My name is Mahmood Imtiaz.
05:22Yes.
05:23And I will play a little bit of Chota Kudu.
05:25Okay, the Kudu that Mr. Agha plays here.
05:27Yes.
05:28His younger brother.
05:29Sir, come here.
05:30The younger brother has come.
05:31Wow, wow, wow.
05:32Very good.
05:36Greetings, sir.
05:37Greetings.
05:38I am Chota Kudu, sir.
05:40You are Chota Kudu.
05:41Are you Kudu's younger brother?
05:42Yes, sir.
05:43So what have you brought for us today?
05:45Sir, it is very difficult to get this place.
05:47Okay.
05:48So I showed outside that I want to meet Mr. Kudu.
05:51I want to meet Mr. Kudu.
05:52Here I came to know that his name is Agha Majid.
05:55Okay.
05:56So sir, he left me here.
05:58Okay, okay, okay.
05:59He left you here.
06:00Yes.
06:01So do you know who Kudu is?
06:03I won't tell you, sir.
06:04I won't tell you.
06:06I had promised my mother that I will come to my brother's wedding.
06:10I will give money.
06:11She didn't send me anything.
06:12Kudu, Kudu.
06:13Kudu, you are my friend, right?
06:15Yes.
06:16I want to hit you with that.
06:20I have thought about it.
06:21Sir, don't worry.
06:22People are asking for your pictures in the streets.
06:26Let them ask.
06:27They are asking.
06:28Let them ask.
06:29They are asking.
06:30They are asking.
06:31They are asking.
06:32Should I give them money?
06:34Should I give them money?
06:35I have prepared such a sketch.
06:36Yes, it is good.
06:37Very good.
06:38Very good.
06:39Very good.
06:41Where did you get this picture from?
06:43No sir, I got it printed from Sialkot.
06:45Oh.
06:47Mr. Agha.
06:48Hug him.
06:49Get up.
06:50Hug him.
06:51Hug him.
06:52Come.
06:53Wow.
06:54Very good.
06:55Anima.
06:56Kudur Mask.
06:57Wow.
07:00Very good.
07:01Wow.
07:02Wow.
07:03Very good.
07:05Thank you very much.
07:07Hello.
07:08Hello.
07:09Did you bring Sialkot for me?
07:11Now you will know that you are a big Kudu.
07:15Take the bag of Rs. 100 that you gave me.