• 3 months ago
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00:00Friends, your mind is not a trash can, it is a jewellery box.
00:04In a trash can, as you know, everything is thrown away which is useless,
00:09which is not needed anymore.
00:11And it's called a trash can because of a reason.
00:14And in a jewellery box, you never throw away garbage.
00:16You keep the most precious things.
00:18A few days ago in Pakistan, I was looking at the statistics
00:21to see what are the viral videos here,
00:23what content is being consumed the most on social media.
00:26All the things that I saw,
00:28it was all such that it was worth throwing in the trash.
00:31And people are using their mind as a trash can.
00:36I don't want to take anyone's name.
00:38I don't want to name anyone.
00:39But the content that you are watching,
00:4190% of it is worth a trash can,
00:44but it is going into your mind.
00:46You are consuming it.
00:47And the algorithms keep showing you the same garbage.
00:51So try to use your mind like a jewellery box.
00:55Deny it.
00:56Cancel those videos that are filling your mind with trash.
01:01And watch good videos that are like pearls.
01:04Because your mind is not a dustbin.
01:07It is actually a jewellery box.
01:09Let's start today's show with this.
01:11Today, we will take you to the two wells of the village.
01:13And let's see, people are bathing on the two wells.
01:15What are they doing?
01:16How are they breaking the heat?
01:17If anyone doesn't take the name of this two well,
01:20I will cut his tongue and keep it on his hand.
01:23Viewers, let's take you to the village's dash.
01:28Hey, cut the tongue.
01:30Okay, tell me one thing.
01:32Today, you are walking in a different mood on the two wells.
01:35The style is also different.
01:36You have also held a stick.
01:37Today, there is a shooting going on here.
01:39Okay, okay, okay.
01:40Of the film.
01:41Okay.
01:42So, I am not speaking loudly today.
01:44So that I get a chance.
01:46Characters, producers, everyone is coming.
01:47So that you get a chance.
01:48Everyone is coming.
01:49Okay, okay.
01:50You have seen, there is a shooting going on here.
01:52Okay.
01:53The shooting of the film is going on here.
01:54Have you charged any money for the location?
01:55Yes, I have taken money for the location.
01:57Yes, good.
01:58And here, I want a girl to sing a rainy song.
02:02Yours?
02:03Yes.
02:04With a girl?
02:05With a girl.
02:06A rainy song.
02:07A rainy song.
02:08No, you are considering yourself a hero.
02:10And you are still considering yourself a girl.
02:14Sir, how can he consider himself a hero?
02:16Look at his body.
02:19Are you watching movies?
02:20Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
02:22This is how a hero does it.
02:24I have not seen any hero doing it like this.
02:27I am giving you change.
02:30Okay, now, you come home as soon as you can.
02:33Yes.
02:34I will give you a party.
02:35Yes.
02:36If my film gets a hit.
02:38You should not be shy in front of the camera.
02:40No, no, I am not shy in front of the camera.
02:44Wow, wow, wow.
02:45Uncle.
02:46What happened?
02:47Let's go.
02:48Where?
02:49Back.
02:50Back?
02:51Back.
02:52Should we stand in front or turn around?
02:53Let's go.
02:54Go.
02:55Uncle, it is not necessary to turn around.
02:59Turn around.
03:00Turn around.
03:01If uncle says, then turn around.
03:06One minute.
03:07One minute.
03:08One minute.
03:09One minute.
03:10One minute.
03:12Uncle.
03:13There is no one at home.
03:14You come to the tube.
03:15No, no, uncle.
03:16My DTE is here.
03:17DTE.
03:18It is all dirty.
03:19Dirty.
03:20Look at this.
03:21Take this.
03:22Take this.
03:23You are touching it.
03:24It is getting more dirty.
03:27I will kill you.
03:28I will kill you.
03:29Get out.
03:30Get out.
03:31I will beat you.
03:32I will beat you.
03:33You were standing in the tube.
03:34You were in the tube.
03:35Uncle, I will beat you.
03:36I will not refuse your invitation.
03:38I will invite you in the evening.
03:40I will invite you in the evening.
03:41I will not let you come in the evening.
03:42Till evening..
03:43Look at this.
03:44What?
03:45Come back.
03:46If you do not come back..
03:47I will break your legs.
03:48Uncle's legs are not working.
03:49What kind of a hero are you?
03:50You cannot even turn properly.
03:51I cannot turn properly.
03:52I am Deepika Padukone.
03:53Boys, I will tell you.
03:54Yes.
03:55I will tell you one thing.
03:56Listen.
03:57I will tell you.
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04:38Uncle.
04:39I got beaten up.
04:40No, you continue.
04:41No, I can dance as much as I want.
04:43See.
04:46Why?
04:47The dance was fine, but it was swelling.
04:50Uncle, we came here today.
04:52It is your wish.
04:53Chonsa.
04:54Chonsa.
04:55Uncle, Chonsa.
04:56We have Panjonsa too.
04:59How did Chonsa have Panjonsa?
05:01No, no.
05:02Uncle, believe me.
05:03This guy looks like Vaid Marat.
05:05Yes.
05:06He looks like Nadeem.
05:07Hit him.
05:08Leave him.
05:09Yes.
05:10Don't make me mad.
05:12He looks like Nadeem.
05:14Come on.
05:15Uncle.
05:16Yes.
05:17Do you know that you look like Anil Kapoor?
05:21Wow.
05:22But you don't know who he looks like.
05:26You come in the evening.
05:27You are giving me the same thing till evening.
05:29You have noted one thing.
05:30What?
05:31All the boys are asking for a bath.
05:33Yes.
05:34Except the boy who is standing in front of you.
05:37He gave me a medicine.
05:38He said, let's go back.
05:40Let's go.
05:42I have given him a bath.
05:43Come.
05:44I have made him a mango.
05:45I have given him two rupees.
05:47You don't want to take a bath?
05:48Come on.
05:49No, no.
05:50One at a time.
05:51One at a time.
05:52No, no.
05:53It is my wish.
05:54I won't stop you from taking a bath.
05:55Very good.
05:56Give me two hours.
05:57That's it.
05:58Okay.
05:59We will come after two hours.
06:00Uncle.
06:01Yes.
06:02He is saying that we will come after two months.
06:04He is lying.
06:08Okay, uncle.
06:09We will come after two hours.
06:10We will come after two hours.
06:11Come on.
06:12We will come after the shooting.
06:13Let's go.
06:14What?
06:15What?
06:16Where is the shooting?
06:17Where?
06:18He was acting like a hero in front of me.
06:19There is nothing.
06:20The film is going to be shot here.
06:21Oh.
06:22Uncle.
06:23Yes.
06:24Uncle, we won't go.
06:25We won't go.
06:26Uncle, let's watch the shooting.
06:27No, uncle.
06:28We won't come here.
06:29We won't come here.
06:30Uncle, we won't come here.
06:31We will watch the shooting.
06:32No, no.
06:33Uncle.
06:34Uncle, we won't come here.
06:35The hero will come here.
06:36We won't go.
06:37I know that.
06:38Oh, no.
06:39You have been cheating since the last time.
06:40Do you know that uncle is the hero in the film that is being shot?
06:41Uncle, we will watch the shooting and go.
06:42We won't go here.
06:43Okay.
06:44Is the hero uncle?
06:45Yes.
06:46It means that someone is making a film after thinking it over.
06:47Now tell me one thing.
06:48Yes.
06:49Will you keep quiet?
06:50Yes.
06:51Because during the shooting.
06:52No talking.
06:53Wow.
06:54Wow.
06:55Wow.
06:56Wow.
06:57Wow.
06:58Wow.
06:59Wow.
07:00Wow.
07:01Wow.
07:02Wow.
07:03Wow.
07:04Wow.
07:05Wow.
07:06Wow.
07:07Wow.
07:08Wow.
07:09What a location this is.
07:10This is what I wanted.
07:11This is what I wanted.
07:12I didn't want this at all.
07:13Come on, get up.
07:14I have lost.
07:15Now you come.
07:16Win or lose.
07:17I will treat you 100 percent.
07:20Brother, what are you doing?
07:22These are the dialogues for the hero.
07:24The dialogues are not mine.
07:25The dialogues are for the hero.
07:26Then why am I reading this all night?
07:29If anyone takes over my land.
07:34I will break him into pieces.
07:36These are the dialogues of the hero.
07:39Why am I reading it all night?
07:41I told you to read my messages all night.
07:46Tell me the dialogue quickly. Tell me again.
07:48You have named the heroine Iqbal in the script.
07:52My name is Jambeli in this film.
07:54My name is Jambeli. That is my script.
07:56Uncle, I am the director.
07:58Yes.
07:59First bring him to the set and finish the film.
08:02We will have a rehearsal here.
08:06Rehearsal?
08:08Understand the demand of the scene.
08:10First we will have a rehearsal.
08:11After that, we will shoot.
08:15That is why I brought this painting here.
08:21Uncle, at least run this tool.
08:22What did you take the money for?
08:25Okay. Okay.
08:25I will run it. We will have a rehearsal.
08:27The scene demands it.
08:29I want the tool to run first.
08:32The tool.
08:34Nuriya.
08:36Yes.
08:37Run the tool.
08:38Okay.
08:39Uncle, you are talking so loudly.
08:42I think the tool is here.
08:43I think you have brought it home.
08:45The tool is running.
08:46Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
08:47What?
08:48Tell me one thing.
08:50Why are you so eager to die?
08:51Why don't you start right away?
08:53I don't have anyone to take care of me.
08:54I will run the tool.
08:56Uncle, I can't bear it when the tool runs.
08:59I can't bear it. I will run the tool.
09:02Wow! The tool is running.
09:03This is what I wanted.
09:04Tool. Tool.
09:05This is what I wanted.
09:07I want this.
09:08Don't you want to sell this?
09:09Director, we forgot the camera.
09:12This is a rehearsal.
09:14Which camera is needed in a rehearsal?
09:15If this is a rehearsal, then there should be a camera.
09:17Brother, the way your film is banned,
09:20we don't need a camera in that as well.
09:22Try to understand the scene.
09:23Please explain.
09:25The scene is..
09:25What?
09:26The hero is waiting for the heroine
09:28by hiding behind the tool.
09:30Heroine.
09:31Heroine.
09:32We are just talking about the tool.
09:36You are hiding behind the tool and waiting for the heroine.
09:40I don't want to wait.
09:41Kill me.
09:42Wait a minute.
09:44If he climbs on the tool, the tool will break.
09:46He will hide behind the tool and wait for you.
09:50Director, I am sure you are calling this tree a tool.
09:53Yes.
09:54As soon as you enter..
09:55From here.
09:56Yes.
09:56You will come here to wash clothes on the tool.
09:59On what?
10:00On the tool.
10:00Tool.
10:01No, I think this is tool to be true.
10:04The scene is..
10:05You are washing clothes on the tool.
10:07Yes.
10:07And the soap will slip from your hand.
10:10I use powder.
10:12Director, I told you not to keep it.
10:13She uses powder.
10:14Powder means I wash clothes with powder.
10:17Then you must have to pay Rs. 1,00,000 for one wash.
10:20When you are washing clothes,
10:21the hero will come out from behind
10:23reading a romantic couplet.
10:24Director, if the hero has come to wash clothes,
10:27we are all naked.
10:28He will push us.
10:30I will wash clothes.
10:31Hit him.
10:32Wait a minute.
10:34He will not push you.
10:35I will hit you.
10:37I don't want any noise.
10:39Silence.
10:40Uncle, it's about the tool.
10:43After that, he will come to the tool
10:46reading a romantic couplet.
10:48Okay.
10:48You will be shy of his couplet
10:51and throw the water bottle at him.
10:53Sir, director's tool is not mass communication.
10:56It's Nash communication.
10:58Silence.
11:00Understand the scene.
11:01After that, he will throw the water bottle at you.
11:04Okay.
11:05Meanwhile, the goons will come running from there.
11:08Wow.
11:10Oh, I forgot.
11:12There are no goons in wrestling.
11:13Where will the goons come from?
11:14Because goons come for rehearsals.
11:17They don't come for wrestling.
11:18Stop the tool.
11:20Nooriya.
11:22Stop the tool.
11:23I thought you were a goon.
11:26I just remembered.
11:28We didn't bring the goons for wrestling.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30Director, it's not a problem.
11:32The goons are with you.
11:33We are not coming for the tool.
11:35Hit him.
11:35Wait a minute.
11:37Wait a minute.
11:38I think he doesn't know how to hit.
11:41As soon as the goons come,
11:42they will tease the heroine.
11:44They will hold her arm.
11:46The hero will come and catch them.
11:47And they will start hitting each one of them.
11:49You want to tease the heroine, right?
11:51No, no. You want to tease the heroine.
11:53You want to tease the heroine, right?
11:54Yes.
11:55The goons are coming.
11:56Let's go to our location.
11:57Sir, you didn't send the pin.
11:59Let's go to our mark.
12:00Hide behind the tree.
12:02The tree?
12:03Yes.
12:04Oh, God.
12:05Understand the demand for the scene.
12:07The demand for the scene.
12:08Hide behind this.
12:09Whose clothes are these?
12:10Brother's or father's?
12:11Sister, give it to me.
12:14Okay, I need some goons for the scene.
12:16The goons are with you.
12:17The goons are with you.
12:19And these clothes are not mine.
12:20I said, where will they run?
12:23Hit them.
12:24Brother, one minute.
12:26Wait a minute.
12:27Uncle, don't hit them.
12:29You give it to me.
12:29Okay.
12:30Listen to me.
12:34The one who does a good job,
12:36I will give him the role of a big villain in my upcoming film.
12:39If we do a good job, who will call us goons?
12:42Silence. Silence.
12:43Now you start your shooting.
12:46Okay.
12:46Sir.
12:47Yes.
12:47I think you are stuck with G.C. Liddar Badan.
12:51Okay, sir.
12:52I will throw this mango in the water.
12:55Throw it.
12:55Hey, don't throw mangoes in a running film.
12:59Start sound.
13:00Camera, action.
13:02I love you a lot.
13:04Hey, don't come now.
13:05He will wash the clothes first.
13:07Then you enter.
13:07Okay, sir. Okay.
13:08Start the scene again.
13:09Otherwise, the goons will go out.
13:11Yes, yes.
13:11Later.
13:12Oh, God.
13:13Hey, one minute.
13:14Brother.
13:15Okay, if the goons come with us,
13:16we won't be late for the film.
13:19Okay, no matter what the situation is,
13:21you won't get up.
13:22Okay.
13:25Shall we start the film?
13:26Let's go.
13:27Yes, yes.
13:28Yes.
13:28Start sound.
13:29Camera, action.
13:30You wash the clothes first.
13:31Then I will give the entry.
13:33Hey, you don't have an entry here.
13:36Yes, sir.
13:36Let's go back.
13:37Start sound.
13:38Yes.
13:38Camera, action.
13:41Wow.
13:42La la la.
13:44You have to wear these clothes.
13:45Do you have any clothes?
13:46Oh, I forgot.
13:48Oh, no.
13:49He is giving us work.
13:50You are the director of this film.
13:51He is directing.
13:53Brother, it is a wrestle.
13:54Mime is a wrestle.
13:55Wrestle.
13:56Wrestle.
13:57Am I the director or you?
13:59No, no. You are the director.
14:00Look, I can't say Hirwan.
14:01No.
14:02I can't say Tuval.
14:03I can't say wrestle.
14:04I can't say star sound.
14:05Obviously, you are not the director.
14:08Start sound.
14:09Yes.
14:09Camera, action.
14:10Yes.
14:12The one who smiles at death.
14:15God is your protector.
14:16You are the one who comes from the clothes.
14:17Okay, Arun, I can't understand Hirwan.
14:19What?
14:19He can also wear a few clothes.
14:24The one who smiles at death.
14:27God is your protector.
14:28You are the one who rides a rickshaw.
14:29Oh, brother, what kind of a poem is this?
14:31You have to read a romantic poem.
14:32Romantic poem.
14:33Yes, sorry, sir.
14:34Oh, no.
14:35I have cast these people.
14:36What have I done?
14:37This is not done.
14:38First, you will make me a goon.
14:40Come on.
14:41Action.
14:45I was killed in the redness of your lips.
14:50I was killed in the darkness of your hands.
14:56Wow.
14:57He is the director.
14:58He will take the camera from here during the film.
15:03Pour water.
15:04Yes.
15:08Pour water.
15:12Absolutely.
15:13Come on, goons.
15:15The goon will hold the girl's hand.
15:17No, he will hold it like this.
15:22Director.
15:27Catch the villain and kill him.
15:29I am sure this is the last film of this goon.
15:33When the people of this village wash their clothes..
15:37Yes.
15:37..then our village wears a turban.
15:40Very good. Very good.
15:41The film is over.
15:42How?
15:44The film is over.
15:47Uncle, the villain had done B.A.
15:49Okay.
15:50Hero, move ahead.
15:52Yes.
15:54Catch the goon.
15:55Which one?
15:56Anyone.
15:57Catch him and throw him in the water.
16:04Very good.
16:05This is the scene.
16:06Do it again.
16:07Again?
16:07Yes, again.
16:12Catch the other goon.
16:13The other goon.
16:14Your film will be made but the end will be bad.
16:18I have caught him.
16:19Yes, throw him too.
16:20Sir, I am coming.
16:23Very good.
16:24This is the scene.
16:25The one whose village was shaking, throw him too.
16:27Catch the third goon.
16:29I will go myself.
16:31Throw him too.
16:32Yes, sir.
16:33And the one who can come in, can also go out.
16:41Now we need one more goon to drown in the water.
16:44Let's go.
16:44Okay.
16:47Have you caught him?
16:49No, I had to wear a turban in the water.
16:51Come. Come.
16:54One more. One more turban.
16:55One more turban.
16:59By the way, I think someone had blessed this hero.
17:02Right.
17:03How?
17:04Wash the face of seven goons.
17:07Catch the old goon and throw him too.
17:09Yes, sir. I am coming.
17:11Catch this uncle and throw him too.
17:13Catch the old goon?
17:14Yes.
17:15Come.
17:15I don't want to go in the water. Uncle has told me not to.
17:18Uncle, you come then.
17:26Action. Fighting. Fighting.
17:29I want a great fight in this.
17:33I haven't even hit him yet.
17:36Wow. Wow. Great. Great.
17:38One more. One more.
17:41Catch all of them and hit them.
17:48I am not able to see how they are coming.
17:52Hey, where have you brought me?
17:56You have come.
17:58Come. Come.
18:00It's your job. It's your job.
18:01What are you doing with him?
18:02Brother, what are you doing with him?

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