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00:00Hoshi Aariyaan
00:18Asalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyaan.
00:21Friends, JK Rowling, who wrote Harry Potter,
00:24at one point of time, she was a single mother and she had nothing to eat.
00:28She used to live in a lot of stress.
00:30She used to sit in different restaurants,
00:32and she used to paint the walls black.
00:34And she adopted her child.
00:35She used to go to different places, but no one would help her.
00:38No one would show her love.
00:40No one would sympathize with her.
00:42No one would listen to her.
00:44There was no one who would come and hold her.
00:46And for her child and for her,
00:48give her a chance to make her own life.
00:52But she kept writing.
00:54She remained persistent and kept writing.
00:56At one point, she became one of the billionaires in the world.
01:01And do you know what she did after that?
01:03She distributed all her wealth among the poor.
01:06And she came down from the billionaire list.
01:09She came out of that list.
01:11So, once she was asked,
01:13that after so much hard work,
01:15you achieved all this and became a billionaire.
01:18So, you came out of that list.
01:20You distributed everything. Why?
01:22So, she gave an answer.
01:24She said, my target was not to become a billionaire.
01:28My target was to become that person,
01:31who was not there,
01:33who would come and show her love.
01:35Who would help her.
01:37I wanted to become that person.
01:39And today, I have become that person.
01:41Becoming a billionaire was not my goal.
01:43Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:45Today, we will take you to the fort where the king is imprisoned.
01:50And he is under siege.
01:52He had conquered it on his own.
01:54Let's see what his condition is.
01:58King.
01:59Oh, king.
02:00What is this way to call the king?
02:02Brother, your name?
02:03Yes, Lancelot.
02:04How are you?
02:05Thank God.
02:06What happened, king?
02:07You look very worried.
02:08Today, the enemies seem to be in a bad mood.
02:11The enemies are not in a bad mood.
02:14We are worried
02:16that there is nothing left to eat inside.
02:19Oh.
02:20King, do you want to drink tea?
02:22Do you want to drink tea?
02:23Will the king drink tea now?
02:25Yes.
02:26Give him some juice.
02:28I am not in a good mood.
02:33We have been cheated.
02:35What?
02:36There is no treasure inside.
02:37There is nothing to eat.
02:38And there is no dragon inside.
02:40Oh.
02:41Whatever he was going through,
02:43it didn't happen.
02:44But why did he think that all this would happen inside?
02:47This story is about a camelot.
02:50It is a fictional story.
02:52There are many renditions of it in different places.
02:55Actually, this Lancelot
02:57is the court of a great king.
03:01And he is a very sensible and kind hearted man.
03:05But there is a problem with him.
03:07Yes.
03:08He is often kind hearted with people.
03:10And...
03:11It should be hidden in history.
03:13No.
03:14Look, you...
03:15It was our mistake.
03:16We accepted it.
03:17Yes.
03:18He accepted it today.
03:20Actually, there was this King Arthur.
03:23His ideal kingdom was called Camelot.
03:27He used to do justice there.
03:30All the people were happy.
03:32He had a very sensible and kind court.
03:35He was one of them.
03:37And he was the best man in the court.
03:40And not only was he good,
03:41I think he was a great man too.
03:43Because once or twice,
03:45he went on an expedition.
03:48And he won.
03:50And when he won,
03:51the king who was fighting with his army,
03:55when he got a sword on his neck,
03:57he said, leave it.
03:59And someone asked, why?
04:02He said, look,
04:03the real warrior is the one
04:05who makes difficult decisions.
04:08When it was difficult to fight him,
04:11I made that decision.
04:12When it was difficult to leave him,
04:14I made this decision.
04:15Wow.
04:16So what happened was,
04:17he fell in love with the queen.
04:20Arthur's wife.
04:21Oh, God.
04:22He's so rude.
04:23No, son.
04:24Not rude.
04:25You didn't see him properly.
04:28You didn't get him to say anything nice.
04:30He's tired.
04:31I'll do it.
04:34What happens is,
04:35he likes her,
04:36and the king finds out.
04:37In history,
04:38whatever we've read,
04:39the majority of queens
04:42were never happy with their king.
04:44They were always looking here and there.
04:46Look,
04:47there was no time.
04:48There was no time left.
04:51I see.
04:52There was no unity with the king.
04:54Yes, that's true.
04:55That's why people lost.
04:57They didn't pay attention to everyone.
05:00That was Mickey Arthur's job.
05:02Mickey Arthur?
05:03Mickey Arthur?
05:08There's a rendition of this.
05:10There's this one novel
05:12that mentions this.
05:13It says that
05:14once upon a time,
05:15the king...
05:16Don't speak English in between.
05:17I should understand.
05:20Okay.
05:21Okay.
05:22He's not Camelot.
05:23Okay.
05:24So, once upon a time,
05:25the king went hunting with him.
05:27King Arthur
05:28used to ride his horse very fast.
05:30So, he rode his horse.
05:32Both of them came out ahead.
05:33When the king
05:34shot his sword,
05:36instead of hitting the animal,
05:38the sword hit the king's finger
05:40and one of his legs was cut off.
05:43When he saw the king shouting
05:45and saw the king,
05:46he said to the king,
05:48you should be happy.
05:49It's a good omen.
05:50It's a good omen.
05:51Okay, his finger was cut off.
05:52His finger was cut off.
05:53So, he had a lot of sagacity.
05:55So, the king...
05:56Don't do it in front of them.
05:57Do it at home.
05:58Don't cut your own fingers.
06:00He had a lot of sagacity.
06:02I remember that
06:03I had a lot of sagacity
06:04because of this.
06:10Don't do this.
06:11Don't sit there.
06:12Sit here.
06:15It's a sour fart.
06:16It's a sour fart.
06:17Then why are you lying
06:18that there's nothing to eat inside?
06:20An empty stomach
06:21has a lot of sagacity.
06:23An empty stomach
06:24has a lot of sagacity.
06:27That's why
06:28I'm not doing it.
06:29I'm sick of it.
06:33Okay, there's a lot of sagacity.
06:34A lot of wisdom.
06:36Okay, so,
06:37he had a lot of sagacity.
06:38He said,
06:39it's a good omen.
06:40It's a good omen.
06:41Don't do it in front of me.
06:42It's a sour fart.
06:44So, the king got angry
06:45that his finger was cut off
06:46because of the pain.
06:47He said, it's a good omen.
06:48So, he told him
06:49to throw him in the dungeon.
06:51So, he said,
06:52it's a good omen for me.
06:54It's a good omen for me.
06:55Anyway, he went to jail.
06:57So, after a long time,
06:58the king recovered his finger
07:00and went on a hunt again.
07:01He chased the horse
07:02and it went quite far.
07:04So, the jungle people
07:05caught him.
07:07And they didn't know
07:08that he was the king
07:09because he was in his hunting clothes.
07:11So, they took his paraphernalia
07:12because he was in his hunting clothes.
07:13So, they thought
07:14that he was a king.
07:16So, they thought
07:17that they would sacrifice him.
07:18So, when they started bathing him,
07:19they saw Arthur
07:20and saw that his finger was cut off.
07:21So, they said
07:22that he couldn't be sacrificed.
07:23So, they left him.
07:24So, he remembered
07:25that
07:26Lancelot had said
07:28It's a good omen.
07:29It's a good omen.
07:30So, he called him
07:31and said that
07:32actually, it was a good omen.
07:33It was a good omen.
07:34But you were in jail
07:35for three months.
07:37So, what was a good omen for you?
07:38You said that it was a good omen for me too.
07:40He said that your finger is cut off
07:41but not mine.
07:43So, he had to sacrifice me.
07:45Absolutely.
07:46So, he was a very sensible man.
07:47I knew that
07:48he would be caught.
07:49I would have hidden
07:50my finger.
07:56It must be a good omen
07:57because
07:58such people are made
07:59into an army in jail.
08:00And he did it.
08:01I mean, people used to like him so much.
08:03They used to like him so much
08:05that whatever he used to say
08:07the people used to believe it
08:08but not the king.
08:09Ask him too.
08:10He is going to die.
08:11Poor guy.
08:12Son, what happened?
08:13Segestry.
08:15Son, what happened to you?
08:16Why are you so worried?
08:17Sir, I am very hungry.
08:19Hmm.
08:20The king's segestry
08:21killed me.
08:22Fire.
08:25Long live the king.
08:27Yes, brother.
08:31Who is he?
08:32He is his soldier.
08:33Your Highness,
08:35I have put the segestry
08:36on the wall.
08:38Now, we can
08:39come to the city.
08:40Now, the way is clear.
08:41Now, I will go to the city
08:42and bring
08:43the necessary things.
08:45What will you bring from the city?
08:46Your Highness,
08:47the tissue papers
08:48are over.
08:49My segestry is going to break.
08:52Bring the water.
08:53Chawla ji,
08:54let's collect the tissue papers.
08:55Brother,
08:56the tissue papers
08:57are very important
08:58to go to the bathroom.
08:59If you want to eat something,
09:00go to the bathroom.
09:01I will go to the bathroom alone.
09:03Your Highness,
09:04the segestry is over.
09:05And the scissors
09:06are pulling the hair.
09:08I have a soldier with me.
09:09All of them are scoundrels.
09:15This was the problem
09:16of the kings.
09:17No matter if there is
09:18anything to eat or drink,
09:19they are always
09:20after the scoundrels.
09:21They want to bring razors
09:22and scissors.
09:24I don't have much.
09:25I don't have to do anything.
09:27He will also bring the make-up.
09:29Will you bring the make-up?
09:30No, I won't bring the make-up.
09:31Because I have
09:32the necessary things.
09:34Yes,
09:35he is very sad.
09:36He died in the war.
09:40Your Highness,
09:41everyone is hungry here.
09:42If you allow me,
09:43I will leave immediately.
09:44I have to bring
09:45the 12th plate too.
09:46If you are hungry,
09:47there is garbage in their stomachs.
09:49Your Highness,
09:50if you are locked up
09:51in the fort
09:52and there is nothing to eat,
09:53then why don't you run away?
09:54All of you can leave
09:55from that hole.
09:56Now, he has put
09:57a fence in the wall.
09:58First of all,
09:59I will leave from here.
10:00Your Highness,
10:02this is not your
10:03pride and glory
10:04that you should
10:05leave your fort and run away.
10:07You are not alone.
10:09Really?
10:11He is saying
10:12that he should leave
10:13from the narrow lane
10:14and you all
10:15get stuck here.
10:16No,
10:17we didn't think
10:18like that.
10:19Yes,
10:20it was not like that.
10:21Do you know
10:22when he got married
10:23to the queen
10:24and he got the kingdom
10:25From Arthur's wife?
10:26Yes,
10:27he got married to her.
10:28Okay,
10:29King Arthur
10:30is the same
10:31as the sword
10:32in the stone.
10:33Exactly.
10:34And he also got
10:35the kingdom
10:36in such a way
10:37that there was
10:38a sword stuck
10:39in the stone
10:40and it had to come out
10:41from the sword
10:42which was supposed
10:43to rule.
10:44So, King Arthur
10:45took it out.
10:47Yes,
10:48King Arthur
10:49took it out.
10:50He is trapped.
10:53The opponent
10:54is the commander of the army.
10:55Your Majesty,
10:56the queen has sent
10:57you for a joke.
10:59Whatever you want
11:00to talk to me
11:01bow down.
11:03Okay.
11:09Where were you going?
11:10Where were you going?
11:16The boys
11:17were asking
11:18to get a razor.
11:21Why do you want a razor?
11:22Are you going
11:23for a reception?
11:25I think
11:26you should get
11:27a tattoo here
11:28and we will
11:29get a decoration piece.
11:30You are talking nonsense.
11:32Tell me
11:33what message
11:34you have brought.
11:35Such a big king
11:36will have
11:37a very expensive head.
11:39If you want to die
11:40you just have to bow down.
11:41He was trying
11:42to escape.
11:43Soldiers!
11:44Hey!
11:45Soldiers!
11:46Hey!
11:47Bring the sacks.
11:48Your Majesty,
11:49he is trying to come out.
11:50Your Majesty!
11:51Your Majesty,
11:52come out.
11:53Arun!
11:54Pull his leg.
11:58Your Majesty!
11:59Did you know
12:00that the king was coming?
12:01Come here.
12:02Come here.
12:03He caught
12:04his crown in his mouth.
12:06Take the king inside.
12:07Take the king inside.
12:08Don't pull me.
12:12My moustache
12:13and my crown
12:14are in my mouth.
12:17Don't pull me.
12:18Don't pull me.
12:19Don't pull me.
12:20For God's sake.
12:21Stop it.
12:22Take half of it
12:23and give me the other half.
12:25Your Majesty,
12:26keep it here.
12:29He went inside.
12:30Keep it here.
12:38You are a coward.
12:40You were trying to escape.
12:41Wait.
12:42Let me take half of it.
12:43What?
12:44Let me take half of it.
12:45Why are you pulling my beard?
12:46His moustache is hurting.
12:47What is this?
12:48Your Majesty,
12:49the war is at its place.
12:50But running away like this
12:51is not your style.
12:52I was not running away.
12:53What are you doing?
12:54There were many incidents
12:55of bravery.
12:56Were you running away?
12:58I was not running away.
12:59The world knows
13:00my bravery.
13:01Are you shouting?
13:02Your Majesty,
13:04the queen is asking
13:06friendship or war?
13:07War.
13:08Oh, man.
13:11Open it.
13:13Open it.
13:16Hey.
13:17Hey.
13:18Come down.
13:19Cease fire.
13:21Cease fire.
13:22Open it.
13:26He must have regained his senses.
13:29He must be hungry.
13:31He must have lost his pride.
13:33No one can break my pride.
13:35I am hungry right now.
13:38I feel like eating.
13:40Your Majesty,
13:41please move aside.
13:44Are you presenting yourself
13:46for arrest
13:47or war?
13:48War.
13:49Oh, man.
13:50Open it.
13:53Cease fire.
13:54Open it.
13:55Okay.
13:56Hey, get up.
13:57He is your father's son.
13:58Why don't you come out?
13:59He must have regained his senses.
14:00Why are you hitting him?
14:01Don't fight.
14:02Hit him twice.
14:03Hit me twice.
14:05Your Majesty,
14:06you must be forgetting
14:07that you were on the other side.
14:09I haven't forgotten.
14:11He forgot
14:13that I was there yesterday
14:14and he is there today.
14:16Oh.
14:17I think
14:18you don't know me.
14:20I am well aware of your passion.
14:21Passion.
14:22Tabla, play the drums.
14:24You play the tabla?
14:27I think you should bring the soldiers
14:28to the Diyadi.
14:30I think he is a failure
14:31in the war.
14:32You are a failure
14:33and your father is a failure.
14:35He is not a failure.
14:36Uncle, please come out.
14:37What do you think?
14:38We will be scared of the Tabla war?
14:40Open their door
14:42and let the war begin.
14:43Leave it.
14:44Your Majesty,
14:45we have three soldiers.
14:46Rest of the work is done.
14:47Is this a holiday?
14:49Leave the act
14:50and open the door.
14:52She is afraid.
14:53Your Majesty,
14:54our four main men
14:55are cooking today.
14:57The real queen
14:58leads the war.
14:59Technically,
15:00you should be
15:01ahead of them.
15:02No,
15:03she sits on the chair
15:04and slaps us.
15:06I am enough
15:07for the entire platoon.
15:09Open the door
15:10and let the war begin.
15:13First,
15:14straighten your helmet.
15:15How can I do that?
15:16Iron is outside.
15:18Tabla, play the drums.
15:19Okay.
15:21Your Majesty,
15:23open the door
15:25and take your position.
15:26Open it with respect.
15:27The king
15:28asked me to do it.
15:30Wow.
15:34Come out.
15:44Queen Alia,
15:46this war can be stopped.
15:47How?
15:48I have a beautiful proposal.
15:50Tell me.
15:51Just like the previous wars,
15:54this war can also be stopped.
15:56How?
15:57I propose to you.
15:59I want to marry you.
16:01In the name of God.
16:02Come.
16:03No.
16:04Congratulations, Queen Alia.
16:08Congratulations, Queen Alia.
16:10Congratulations, Queen Alia.
16:13Not at all.
16:19I have some conditions.
16:20If they are accepted,
16:22then I am ready to get married.
16:25Come on, Queen.
16:26Let's go home.
16:33You are a soldier.
16:35How can you do this?
16:36This is a war.
16:39Let's go.
16:43Queen Alia.
16:44Yes.
16:45Tell me your conditions.
16:46Tell me.
16:47Do I have to live with your mother
16:48after marriage?
16:50Yes.
16:51This is not possible.
16:52Oh, God.
16:55I have a solution.
16:57What?
16:58Make a decision quickly.
16:59I think this war
17:01should be turned into a war.
17:04I have accepted one of your conditions.
17:06You have to accept mine.
17:07What?
17:08Your two sisters-in-law
17:09will live with you.
17:11I don't accept this.
17:12Oh, God.
17:15Just a minute.
17:16Hello.
17:17Yes.
17:18Yes.
17:19Wait.
17:20Didn't you hear me?
17:22Let's go.
17:23Throw them out of the house.
17:25Oh, God.
17:26Oh, God.
17:27Queen,
17:28how will you survive?
17:29Okay.
17:30You stay here.
17:31Let us do our work.
17:34Before getting married,
17:35think about it.
17:36We have to pay
17:37our salary for six months.
17:38You will be paid
17:39before marriage.
17:40You go to the next house.
17:41How much will you give us?
17:42What next house?
17:43We will go to the next house
17:44after marriage.
17:45You will pay the entire amount.
17:46This will not happen.
17:48Soldiers
17:49will not be allowed
17:50to go with you.
17:51Because you didn't hear
17:52that a brother
17:53will go to his sister's house
17:54and a soldier will go to his queen's house.
17:55Will we go to Maldives
17:57for our honeymoon
17:58after marriage?
17:59Not at all.
18:00Oh, God.
18:02I will take you.
18:03I will take you.
18:05I will take you.
18:06Okay, we will take you.
18:08Okay.
18:09We will take you.
18:10Oh, God.
18:11He is talking nonsense.
18:12He is crazy.
18:16Even I want to get married.
18:18What are you doing?
18:19Didn't you hear?
18:20Everything is fine
18:21in love and war.
18:24Listen to me.
18:25Hello.
18:31Why did Charlie run inside?
18:37Darling, take a small break.
18:39Get out of the script.
18:40We will meet you after the break.
18:42My love doesn't stay
18:44in a dark room.
18:46Wow.
18:47When the lamps go out,
18:49I light my heart.
18:51Wow.
18:52Wow.
18:53Very good.
18:54What are you saying?
18:55What are you saying?
18:56What are you saying?
18:57He is a poet.
18:58Very good.
19:00The lamps don't stay in the oil.
19:02I light my heart.
19:03Who is he with?
19:05What happened?
19:06The lamps don't stay in the oil.

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