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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, nowadays many young people ask this question that there is a lot of anxiety and
00:26slowly slowly anxiety turns into depression, be it national, social or individual circumstances.
00:33This is happening and the reason for this is that it won't end until it is completely finished.
00:39And know one thing that according to one theory of psychology,
00:43the four basic human emotions of a human are happiness, sadness, anger or afraid.
00:51Fear, happiness, anger or sadness.
00:55All the other feelings that you call depression, OCD, etc.
01:01Anxiety is also a part of it.
01:03All these come out of one basic human emotion.
01:07And anxiety especially comes out of fear.
01:10It doesn't come out of worry or sadness.
01:13It has nothing to do with sadness, it comes out of fear.
01:16Anxiety is not sadness, it is not fear, it is apprehension.
01:21And apprehension is never a reality.
01:24The human brain is such that it is like a monkey that holds its tail and starts moving when it is sick.
01:33And this is a very painful thing.
01:35So whenever you feel anxiety or depressed, you have to focus your mind on something.
01:43If you can't do anything at that time, then start thinking about the things around you.
01:48You might have a chair, a table, a wall, bricks, soil, something.
01:54Start thinking about it.
01:56This is a very fast remedy to get out of anxiety.
02:00And apart from that, there are different 10 steps to get out of anxiety.
02:04And we will talk about it in some segment.
02:07But to get out of anxiety right now, this is also called mindfulness.
02:11Think about something and get rid of your inner curiosity and start thinking about it.
02:17Let's start today's show with this message.
02:19Let's take you to the airport and see what the situation is at the airport today.
02:23When I get anxiety, all my plugs get short.
02:27First tell me, what are your plugs?
02:29Those that don't have two mouths.
02:31Aren't you a human?
02:32I am an AI robot, sir.
02:34Oh, okay. That's why it's so tangled in your neck.
02:37The airport staff did not object to the fact that if AI robots come, they will kick their jobs.
02:45Hey, casual pilot.
02:48Yes, sir.
02:49What is this? You are wearing jeans.
02:51Oh, okay.
02:52Thank God, sir. I have worn it today.
02:54I came in a shalwar the next day.
02:56No, no. Anyway, our shalwar is our national costume.
03:00But on top of that, I was wearing a vest.
03:04Why are you worried?
03:06Sir, I am forgetting something very important.
03:08What are you forgetting? You have a flight in a while.
03:10Sir, I have a flight, but I am having some anxiety that I am not remembering anything.
03:15But I know that if that doesn't happen, the world will be destroyed.
03:18Flight of smart people. 4, 2, 0.
03:22Will be ready for departure in an hour.
03:25Okay, that's fine. Tell me, is all the logistics ready?
03:28Wait for your turn. All the phone lines are busy at the moment.
03:32I am a pilot.
03:33Wait for your turn. All the phone lines are busy at the moment.
03:37And take my keys.
03:39Wait for your turn.
03:41Wait for your turn.
03:43I think I will talk to him. He has a Windows 98.
03:45Is the gas ready?
03:48Wait for your turn.
03:50Where am I stuck?
03:52When will my turn come?
03:54Wait for your turn.
03:56Wait for what turn?
03:58Your turn. Your turn. Your turn.
04:00You have spoiled the robot. Take out the switch.
04:02Wait for your turn.
04:09Tell me, is the plane ready?
04:11Tell me, is everything ready?
04:13You take the plane. We will take the plane.
04:15I will go and start the plane.
04:17I will turn on the AC. It's too hot.
04:19Tell me, where are you taking the plane?
04:21Sir, I am taking it to America.
04:22In which state of America are you taking the plane?
04:24Sir, I have to go to New York. That's not a problem.
04:26It's my way.
04:27New York, which airport?
04:28JF Kennedy, sir.
04:29Okay, JF.
04:32Kuku, such a late flight.
04:34Where will I wait for three hours?
04:36Greetings.
04:38Greetings.
04:40Yes, sir. How can I help you?
04:42For America.
04:44Sir, it's written on your passport.
04:46Go to hell.
04:48Have a safe flight, sir.
04:50Thank you very much.
04:51So, you are going alone?
04:52No, I am also going with her.
04:53You also give your passport.
04:54Yes.
04:55Here is the passport.
04:57Where are you going, miss?
04:59She is my wife.
05:01Where are you going, miss?
05:03I am going to New York.
05:04New York?
05:05Yes.
05:08Here you go, ma'am.
05:09The boarding staff has put a stamp on it.
05:11She didn't even ask me to look at the camera.
05:13She didn't even take a picture.
05:14I have a scanner in one eye.
05:16I have a camera in the other eye.
05:18I can put a stamp on it.
05:20What is this patch on your head?
05:22It's a patch.
05:24I can put a stamp on it.
05:25What is this patch on your head?
05:27Sir, have you ever seen someone's head?
05:28Yes, I have.
05:29Have you ever seen someone's hair?
05:30Yes, I have.
05:31Why do you have so little hair?
05:33Sir, I got my hair transplanted from America to Pakistan.
05:37Oh.
05:38You got your hair transplanted?
05:40Sir, they said it will take 25 sessions.
05:44I think he is doing it in patches.
05:46Yes, in patches.
05:47Sir, I got a sample from here.
05:49Oh.
05:53Okay, tell me.
05:54What do you do in America?
05:55I do business.
05:56I have a department store.
05:57Do you have a lot of money?
05:59Yes, thank God.
06:00I have two petrol pumps.
06:01Okay.
06:02Yes.
06:03And this sister-in-law?
06:04She also works there.
06:05Do you have children?
06:06Yes, I have children.
06:07I have 18 children.
06:08Wow.
06:09Wow.
06:10That's why I got bald quickly.
06:13You have 18 children.
06:14Your business is doing well.
06:16Why did you think of getting your hair transplanted again?
06:18Actually, I don't have this problem.
06:19Whose problem?
06:20Her stubbornness.
06:21She says she is happy.
06:22You are not that old.
06:23Get your hair transplanted.
06:24Your name is Happy?
06:25Yes.
06:26You have 18 children.
06:27You are still not happy?
06:32Wow.
06:33You have a lot of wives.
06:34Oh.
06:35I can't believe it.
06:36What?
06:37That I have got my hair transplanted.
06:38You have got your hair transplanted.
06:40Yes.
06:41Greetings.
06:42Greetings.
06:43Where are you going?
06:44We are going anywhere.
06:46Why have you come here?
06:47We have come to pick you up.
06:48No.
06:49You have come to the airport.
06:50You have come to pick up a basket.
06:51Sister, when will this plane take off?
06:52Next flight is 4-2-0.
06:53It will be ready to leave in an hour.
06:54Passport please.
06:55Will we be able to see the plane?
06:56Yes.
06:57He said that we will be able to see the plane.
06:58Brother, this is a Lehenda Viya.
06:59Brother, this is a Lehenda Viya.
07:00This is a Lehenda Viya.
07:01Look, that's the place.
07:02Let's go somewhere and wait.
07:03Sister, look at me.
07:04I am missing my mother-in-law.
07:05I am missing my mother-in-law.
07:06I am missing my mother-in-law.
07:07I am missing my mother-in-law.
07:09Brother, this is a Lehenda Viya.
07:10This is a Lehenda Viya.
07:11Look, that's the place.
07:12Let's go somewhere and wait.
07:13Look, that's the place.
07:14Look, that's the place.
07:15Look, that's the place.
07:16Sister, look at me.
07:17I am missing my mother-in-law.
07:18Sister, look at me.
07:19I am missing my mother-in-law.
07:20Why?
07:21She is sick.
07:22She will be back soon.
07:23She is sick.
07:24She will be back soon.
07:25She will be back soon.
07:26She will be back soon.
07:27She will be back soon.
07:28She will be back soon.
07:29She will be back soon.
07:30She will be back soon.
07:31She will be back soon.
07:32She will be back soon.
07:33She will be back soon.
07:34She will be back soon.
07:36She will be back soon.
07:37She will be back soon.
07:38She will be back soon.
07:39She will be back soon.
08:00Hey, bro.
08:01Hey realized it now, right?
08:02You have to bring this girl from Delhi.
08:03Bring a girl from Delhi.
08:04Such activities are not allowed.
08:06Tell us when we have to go for Jihad.
08:08What's the problem?
08:10Flight 420 is ready to take off in half an hour.
08:16Such activities are not allowed, sir.
08:19We are going to America. She is my wife.
08:22Is she?
08:23Yes.
08:23You are going to America?
08:24Yes.
08:25What is America like?
08:26America is beautiful.
08:27It's like Kundlal-e-Waal.
08:30Okay, she has a light moustache.
08:33I think wearing a panty and shirt is beautiful in America.
08:36Then why did you take your wife with you?
08:42The flight is so long.
08:44Oh, no.
08:47He doesn't know what land he is talking about.
08:50U.S.
08:51Where are you going? Are you going to U.S.?
08:53Yes.
08:54What do you do?
08:55I do some research work in Florida State University.
08:59He has only been to Dubai in the last six years.
09:03I might have a look-alike.
09:05You know, thousands of people travelling every day.
09:07I don't know.
09:09Don't do this.
09:10Give us something to wear.
09:14How can he travel wearing such shoes?
09:17The worst attire for travelling at the airport is this.
09:22Sir, your dressing is the worst in front of me.
09:28Sir, I came to the airport from my side.
09:30As soon as people are eating here,
09:32I feel that the pilot is inside.
09:35I think a man will be very bored in a double mom's journey.
09:40It's not a double mom. I have only one mom.
09:42My father has only one wife.
09:43Don't do this.
09:46The whole of Pakistan knows how much your mom is worth.
09:51Bro, you can sit here and get humiliated.
09:53You can sit here and get humiliated.
09:57I am very sorry to meet you all.
10:01You can leave now.
10:03I am not going anywhere.
10:05You can leave now.
10:06Yes.
10:07Don't go with him.
10:15Greetings.
10:16I have booked a ticket to America.
10:18Why?
10:19Check this.
10:20Rekha, you will have to take a double seat.
10:23No one can sit with you.
10:24I have taken a bath.
10:27I can sit.
10:28He means to say that you are very obedient.
10:31So, the space you will take is equal to two seats.
10:34And he is right.
10:35Or you can go to the business class.
10:37Why should I go to the business class?
10:38I don't have any business. Why should I go there?
10:40I don't want to meet my aunt.
10:41If I meet my aunt, I will give her the seat.
10:43How long have you been going there?
10:45I have been going there for two months.
10:47Come here.
10:48Are you eating?
10:49I have to go this way.
10:50Okay.
10:52Here you go, sir.
10:53Two seats.
10:55You seem to be a smart man.
10:57I want to give you some advice.
10:58Are you forgetting something?
10:59I was forgetting something.
10:59Let me remind you.
11:01Okay.
11:01Did you forget to say goodbye to someone?
11:03Who was I supposed to say goodbye to, sir?
11:05I have brought my mother's blessings.
11:06Sir, your wife called.
11:08She was asking if you were forgetting something today.
11:12My wife was saying that?
11:13I think you have forgotten the key to the plane.
11:16Sir, I remember now.
11:18What?
11:18I was sitting there.
11:22Sir, do you know what the problem is?
11:24Yes.
11:25You know that the plane doesn't stop once it starts moving.
11:27Once I leave, I don't want to go back.
11:29When will your plane start moving?
11:32I will be late for my flight.
11:34What is wrong with me?
11:35Okay, you are all smart people.
11:37Who is telling you that I should take the plane
11:39even though I am worried?
11:40We are telling you to leave.
11:41God is with us.
11:42I will give you an advice.
11:44Don't go on this flight.
11:45Don't let this plane fly.
11:46No, sir. I know.
11:48I have to see the plane fly.
11:49You have come to see the plane?
11:50Yes.
11:51The plane will fly anyway.
11:52I know.
11:53The pilot is mentally unstable.
11:55He is mentally unstable.
11:57He has to sit on the auto.
11:59Go to sleep.
11:59I don't want to sit on the auto.
12:04Listen to me.
12:05Yes.
12:05Do something. I am going to the washroom.
12:07But..
12:12Sir, I think I don't remember.
12:14Let's go.
12:15Shall we go?
12:16Yes.
12:17Listen to me.
12:18No one will sit on the roof.
12:19We want to sit on the roof.
12:22No one will open the door.
12:24No one will come out of the window.
12:25You will get a cold drink only once.
12:26No one will ask for the second one.
12:27Sir, I swear.
12:29This is a better seat than the first one.
12:33Then tell me what you are telling me.
12:35No.
12:36You don't want to tell me?
12:36Come on. Let's go.
12:37Let's go.
12:38Think about it once again.
12:40What are you saying?
12:43He is here.
12:45Do something.
12:47He is here.
12:48Sister-in-law, when I look at sister-in-laws
12:50I remember something.
12:51You are acting as if she is your sister-in-law.
12:53She is your sister-in-law.
12:55Brother, give me back Rs. 3 lakhs from Rs. 6 lakhs.
12:58Why?
12:58You had this seat with you.
13:00Leave it here.
13:01What should I leave?
13:02This seat.
13:03She is not letting me go.
13:07Are you coming or what?
13:09Come on. Let's go.
13:10Leave my hand.
13:11Give it to me.
13:14Come on.
13:15Eat this.
13:17Sister-in-law, take care of yourself.
13:20Let's go.
13:21What?
13:22Let's go.
13:22Let's eat.
13:23She is young. Let's go.
13:24Take care of yourself.
13:26Yes.
13:27Brother, you go.
13:27The air has stopped in your house.
13:29Okay. I am going.
13:31Sister-in-law, you have undergone a major operation.
13:33Take special care of your health.
13:35Yes. I have got bad legs.
13:37And clean the entire house till I return.
13:40Yes.
13:41And do take rest.
13:43Yes.
13:43Go and get vegetables from the market.
13:45But do take rest.
13:47All the work is on rest.
13:50We were in a hurry.
13:51We didn't have time to clean the house.
13:55You are my bad luck.
13:57I will give you a round of applause.
14:02Sister-in-law, it's a personal matter.
14:03Yes.
14:04If you don't like Anwal, I will get a divorce and buy a house for Rs. 1,200.
14:08Let's go.
14:10Yes.
14:11He is a loser.
14:13Yes. Drink.
14:14Drink.
14:16Brother, why is she opening the window?
14:18Yes.
14:19No. She has a gun to straighten the window.
14:21What?
14:22Yes.
14:22To straighten the window?
14:23Yes.
14:24Why is she breathing?
14:25No. She is not breathing.
14:26She is breathing.
14:28If you had to go somewhere, would you have kept the seat clean?
14:31No. No. No.
14:32No one will take your seat.
14:34You have a separate seat.
14:35She is not breathing, Mr. Haroon.
14:38She is breathing.
14:39No. She is breathing.
14:41But she is under pressure.
14:42She is not breathing, Mr. Haroon.
14:45She is breathing.
14:46Take out her plug.
14:47Why?
14:48She is not breathing.
14:50Take out the plug.
14:51She is breathing.
14:52I am telling you.
14:53She is not breathing.
14:57Oh!
14:57What happened?
14:58Sir, thank God.
14:59I remembered it as soon as I took off.
15:01What happened?
15:02Sir, I have lost my life.
15:03I remembered it, sir.
15:05What was the work?
15:05Yes, sir. I remembered it.
15:06I am very happy.
15:07What?
15:08Why did you take the plane back?
15:10I remembered the work.
15:12What work did you remember?
15:13You used to waste money.
15:15My life would have been ruined.
15:17How can I go back?
15:18What did you do?
15:20You are making a mess.
15:21What will you do?
15:22What is this?
15:23You made me sit in the plane and took me back.
15:25Yes.
15:26Listen to me.
15:27You took the plane back.
15:29I don't know him.
15:30He came back.
15:32Believe me.
15:34He didn't stitch the shoes.
15:36Sir, listen to me.
15:38Yes.
15:38Sir, I had a very genuine reason.
15:40You have a very good reason.
15:41It was my wife's birthday and I forgot.
15:44I understand.
15:46I am sorry.
15:47I understand.
15:48I am really very sorry.
15:49It was a big problem.
15:50I made a mess.
15:57Viewers, we will meet after the break.