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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:23Friends, a 12 year old boy who used to study in school,
00:27he called the owner of the biggest computer company in the world,
00:33and told him that he wanted to make a small device,
00:37a frequency counter,
00:39but he didn't have the parts for it.
00:42You are the owner of the biggest computer company in the world,
00:47so can you give me some spare parts, uncle?
00:51The man laughed a lot at this,
00:53and not only did he give him the parts,
00:56but he also gave the 12 year old boy who used to study in school,
01:00a job in his company.
01:02And after that, the boy came to know that there are many people
01:07who are ready to help you.
01:11But what do you ask for first?
01:14And secondly, do you have the courage to ask a question?
01:20If that boy had asked for money from that man,
01:24that I want to buy some things,
01:26then why do I feel that maybe he wouldn't have given him the money.
01:29But that boy explained his plan, his project to him,
01:34and he didn't feel shy, he didn't get scared.
01:37He called him and said that I want these parts,
01:40I want to make this, this is my plan, this is my mission, this is my vision.
01:44Many times you feel shy,
01:47you don't talk to people,
01:49many people are ready, the world is full of very good people.
01:54This world is running because they are ready to support you.
01:58And that same boy became Steve Jobs,
02:02whose company is now the world's largest technology company.
02:06Let's start today's show with this message.
02:08Let's take you to KBC today,
02:11and see how people are making money there.
02:13Sir, you asked a very good question.
02:16You asked a very good question, that people should ask for money.
02:19Come here.
02:22But I have to travel, I can't meet people.
02:26I have come here to ask for money.
02:28Why?
02:29Sir, my children are getting married.
02:30Which one of them is your son?
02:32That one, no doubt.
02:33Oh, the one in the back also raised his hand.
02:35I am telling you, he is the one.
02:38My son, I want to get married, I don't have any money.
02:41Okay.
02:42Even if I come here, I might win.
02:43Okay.
02:44I want to get my son married.
02:45Now he doesn't come to my house.
02:47Yes, yes.
02:48When he comes out, he asks me,
02:49where is your younger brother's house?
02:53If you had put a committee in my house,
02:55your committee would have been formed by now.
02:57No, no, no.
02:58Don't put a committee with him.
03:00That's why I am here today.
03:02Oh, so you are also a contestant?
03:03Yes, I have come here to play.
03:05I have brought this woman here, Mr. Haroon.
03:07Who are you?
03:08I am one of the contestants, Parveen.
03:11You must be Parveen.
03:12Yes, I am Parveen.
03:13Oh no, my committee has been ruined.
03:16It was mine.
03:17She says that the one who puts the committee first,
03:20will get the result first.
03:21I didn't even get the result in the last.
03:23Mr. Haroon, she is such a hasty woman,
03:26that I don't want to form her committee from today.
03:28Why?
03:29Because it's only been four years.
03:30It's been ten years since I have been in her committee.
03:33Oh no, it's been four years.
03:35Are you listening to her?
03:37She told me that the first one will be mine.
03:40Oh no, my committee has been ruined.
03:42It's been four years.
03:43Oh no, it's been four years.
03:45I will win and give you the money.
03:49Mr. Mini, you seem to be very sad.
03:50Sir, believe me, my shift is getting over.
03:53It's because of my job.
03:54Actually, I am very worried.
03:55What happened?
03:56Do you see that guy?
03:57The one who is sitting in the corner.
03:58Yes, yes.
03:59He came to our hotel.
04:00Yes, yes.
04:01There were 40 other people with him.
04:02Okay.
04:03They had a party.
04:04They ate there.
04:05And when it was time to pay the bill,
04:06he said that he didn't have money.
04:07He didn't have money.
04:08He told me that he will give me the bill.
04:10Okay.
04:11I said that maybe he will give me the bill.
04:12Okay.
04:13He told me to bring him here.
04:14He told me to sit here.
04:15He told me that he will win and give me the money.
04:16I have to give you the money.
04:17I will win and give it to you.
04:19Why?
04:20You tell me.
04:21Yes, yes.
04:25Okay, why are you standing behind?
04:27Sir, I am a Nasir contractor.
04:29I am not a human being.
04:30I am an influential person of Mrs. Jamshed.
04:33Influential of Mrs. Jamshed?
04:35I am Mrs. Jamshed.
04:36Then why are these three people with you?
04:38These are the contractors who helped me in building the house.
04:41I put Mr. Haroon's committee.
04:43I didn't know that this committee will be ruined.
04:45I had to build a house for which I had put the committee.
04:48Now these are his contractors.
04:49These are his workers.
04:50And these are his workers.
04:52Sister, straighten your teeth.
04:53I am not a worker, I am a worker.
04:55Okay.
04:56These are the contractors.
04:57These are the workers.
04:58And these workers have come to take money from me.
05:02Sister and uncle told me once to build a house here.
05:05I didn't ask for a single rupee from them.
05:07I built the entire house on my own.
05:09By the way, we also need such contractors.
05:11Of course, sir.
05:12Otherwise, you can hire a contractor.
05:14But they ask for a lot of money from you.
05:17Mujeed Mistry built such strong walls with the help of one-fourth masala.
05:22Which masala did you use, Mujeed Mistry?
05:24I used one-fourth masala.
05:25It's not like that.
05:27One-fourth masala?
05:28No, no.
05:29I used two-fourth masala.
05:31It's not like that.
05:32Both the masalas make it strong.
05:36Brother, what is this one-fourth masala?
05:40It means one sack of cement and three sacks of sand.
05:43I think you are honest.
05:45You tell me, which masala did they use?
05:48Sir, it's mine.
05:49It didn't develop.
05:50I use a blade to break the cement.
05:52Okay.
05:53It didn't develop so much that you can go near the masala.
05:57I spent so much.
05:58I got French toilets built.
06:01Ask the contractor.
06:02He got it from France for me.
06:05Why did you get it from France?
06:06You can get it anywhere.
06:07Add sugar, milk and blood to the eggs.
06:10Toilets.
06:11Okay.
06:12Pay for it.
06:13His work has stopped.
06:14How can I pay when he is sitting on top of the money?
06:17I am not sitting on top of the money.
06:19I was in such a hurry that I didn't get the committee.
06:22Why did you start building the house?
06:24Tell me, sister.
06:25Am I right?
06:28You are right.
06:30Why did you beg me in the beginning?
06:33You asked me to build a committee.
06:35I built a committee on your promises.
06:37You built a committee on his promises?
06:38Not on his promises, but on his promises.
06:40Rahul, listen to me carefully.
06:42You should be the first to go to the fastest finger.
06:45I know I will give you a loan.
06:47I will try my best to be the first to go to the fastest finger.
06:50Come.
06:51Can I get a cup of coffee?
06:52I will give you the money.
06:54I will die.
06:55Tell me, brother.
06:56Where will you go?
06:58I don't know.
07:03Mr. Haroon, she is such an illiterate woman.
07:05She doesn't even know how to block my number.
07:07Whenever I call her, she picks up the phone and says,
07:09I am calling from your desired number.
07:11The number you have dialed is switched off.
07:13Mr. Haroon, she is such an illiterate woman
07:15that she abuses on the computer as well.
07:17Brother, tell her.
07:18She shouldn't have abused on the computer.
07:20Tell her.
07:23No, it's a bad thing.
07:25Mr. Haroon, she is such an illiterate woman
07:27that her status is written on her WhatsApp
07:29that she is a fire in the colony
07:30and a committee aunty in her fun.
07:32Yes.
07:38Wow.
07:43Ladies and gentlemen,
07:44who will be the millionaire?
07:46Your Abhita Bachchan is here.
07:48I apologize.
07:49I got a little late today
07:51because the traffic was very bad.
07:53We should guide each other.
07:55If you guide someone,
07:56then anyone will guide you.
07:58This is how roads are made.
08:00Wow.
08:04How are you, Mr. Abhita Bachchan?
08:06I am fine. You tell me.
08:07You have matched with me a lot today.
08:09What matching?
08:10No, I have found someone else.
08:14We were talking in our last show
08:16that by using your voice,
08:18a lot of videos are being made.
08:20So, it seems that you are saying the right thing.
08:22So, whatever is being said in the video
08:23will also be right.
08:24So, why don't you ever claim copyright
08:26against it?
08:27No, why should I claim copyright?
08:29I am a star
08:31and I don't want to get entangled
08:33with these people.
08:35These people say anything
08:37to get their views.
08:38If their house is running
08:39because of my voice,
08:40then let it run.
08:41This is your thing.
08:42Mr. Abhita,
08:43if your voice gets married
08:44to my son,
08:45my son will become over-age
08:47and won't even sell the house.
08:49No, Abhita Bachchan,
08:50I will also go to Vajra Bhajan.
08:55Do you know?
08:56Today, Amita,
08:57wherever you are standing,
08:58whatever you are,
08:59if you see the butterfly effect,
09:00then the Urdu language is responsible for that.
09:02How, sir?
09:03The reason for that is
09:04that her father was a poet.
09:06His Urdu pronunciation
09:08was very good.
09:09Wow!
09:10So, the film that was being made,
09:11Saath Hindustani,
09:12which flopped,
09:13it was his first film.
09:14So, in that,
09:15he needed a person
09:16whose Urdu pronunciation
09:17was very good.
09:18So, his pronunciation
09:19was very good.
09:20So, that's why
09:21he got his first role.
09:22And this is how
09:23he ended up in films.
09:24Mr. Amit,
09:25I am a big fan of yours.
09:29May be because of you,
09:30I recovered a little today,
09:31sir.
09:32No, that's fine.
09:33What's the mystery?
09:34Will the studio be new?
09:35Mr. Amitabh,
09:36I…
09:37Is Kandi Shandi
09:38also in my show?
09:39Mr. Amitabh,
09:40I…
09:41Do you want to pollute my show?
09:42No, sir,
09:43I am a big fan of yours.
09:44I saw your film
09:45in which you live in a train.
09:46Yes, yes.
09:47Why do you live
09:48in a train?
09:49Sir, I am a big fan of yours.
09:50Sir, I saw your film
09:51in which you live in a garden.
09:52Even I thought
09:53of throwing sister out of the house.
09:55And sir,
09:56the way you worked
09:57in the film Sholay
09:58and the way you
09:59hold the belt
10:00and say
10:01how many men were there.
10:07Mr. Amit,
10:08I have a request to you.
10:09Before the game starts,
10:10I want you
10:11to show us
10:12your hook step.
10:17I have done it
10:18in many films.
10:19Do you know?
10:20Please do it.
10:21I have only one step.
10:22What is it?
10:23Very good, very good.
10:27Very good.
10:28If we get caught today,
10:29we won't get up.
10:31Wow.
10:33The one whose wife is fat,
10:34he also has a big name.
10:37Lay her on the bed.
10:38What is the use of a mattress?
10:43You keep living.
10:44Thank you, thank you.
10:45Mr. Amitabh,
10:46you are invited
10:47to the wedding
10:48on the day of henna.
10:50And I promise you
10:51that you will get
10:52a lot of money.
10:55So, friends,
10:56you came to the show.
10:58I welcome you.
10:59Parveen's fate
11:00is in your hands.
11:02Yes.
11:03Sir, my marriage
11:04is also in your hands.
11:05Please, sir.
11:06Look, you people have come.
11:07I am not going to share anything.
11:08Your mind will work.
11:09You will win.
11:10Why is there so much rush?
11:11What did you do?
11:12Sir,
11:13you had come to the payment land
11:14and you were going for me.
11:15I wanted to meet you.
11:17I have seen your film, Diwaar.
11:19You should have made me read it.
11:21You should have made it concrete.
11:25You are the contractor.
11:26Yes, yes.
11:27You must have taken the contract for my film.
11:29So, let's decide
11:31who will come
11:32on the hot seat first.
11:33Wow.
11:34So, the first one will be
11:35the fastest finger.
11:36First.
11:37Wow.
11:38So, get your fingers ready.
11:41From here.
11:42And the time starts
11:44now.
11:48Parveen, hurry up.
11:49Very good.
11:50Rahul.
11:51Rahul, very good.
11:52Parveen.
11:53Rahul, very good.
11:54Very good.
11:55Rahul,
11:56you are first.
11:57Wow.
11:58Very good, Rahul.
11:59Very good.
12:00Welcome.
12:01Welcome.
12:04Rahul, you are first
12:05every time.
12:07Thank you, sir.
12:08Yes.
12:09Are you ready to answer?
12:10Yes, sir.
12:11May God answer you.
12:12May God answer you.
12:13May my son get married.
12:15May God answer you.
12:16I can't hear you.
12:17Answer me.
12:18Answer me.
12:19Okay.
12:20Answer me.
12:21The first question
12:22is on your computer screen.
12:28Sir, I can't hear you.
12:29I can't hear you.
12:30I can't hear you.
12:31Hit the computer
12:34and hit your head.
12:36Hardly.
12:37Can you hear me?
12:38I can hear you.
12:39Yes.
12:40Okay.
12:41I can hear you, sir.
12:42There is a very famous dialogue
12:43on social media these days.
12:45It is
12:46Option A
12:47Chin tapak dum dum.
12:50Option B
12:51Dum tapak chin chin.
12:53Option C
12:54Dum tapak chin tapak.
12:56Option D
12:57Tapak tapak tapakak.
13:00What is the answer?
13:02Rahul, are you getting anything?
13:04No, sir.
13:05I am getting
13:06the money.
13:09You have very little time.
13:11Sir, I want to make a call.
13:12Call?
13:13Yes.
13:14Who will you call?
13:15My neighbor, Mr. Agha.
13:17I want to call him.
13:18You are playing very well.
13:19You took a lifeline
13:20on the first question.
13:21Computer,
13:23call his friend.
13:29Hello.
13:30Yes.
13:31Who will become a millionaire?
13:33This is Amitabh Bachchan speaking.
13:34Mr. Amitabh.
13:35How are you?
13:36I am fine.
13:37How are you, sir?
13:38I am fine.
13:39He is my friend.
13:40He called you.
13:41Talk to Rahul.
13:42Yes, Rahul.
13:43Hello.
13:44How are you, Rahul?
13:45I am fine.
13:46Mr. Agha,
13:47I am at KPC.
13:48Mr. Agha,
13:49a dialogue on social media.
13:50Chin tapak dum dum.
13:52Disconnect the phone.
13:54Option A
13:55and lock it.
13:56Are you sure?
13:57I am sure.
13:58Is this the answer?
13:59Yes.
14:00Computer,
14:02lock Chin tapak dum dum A.
14:09Rahul,
14:13you have won.
14:16Rahul, well done.
14:17You have answered correctly.
14:20The second question
14:21for Rs. 20,000
14:23is on the computer screen.
14:28A Punjabi song is very nice.
14:30I sang it when I went to Azera.
14:31Yes.
14:32With the shade of white dupattas
14:34take my heart, Nikki.
14:36With a yes.
14:37Do me a favor
14:38and keep the question for me.
14:40Why?
14:41It is easy.
14:43You will get it.
14:44First, listen to the question.
14:46Yes.
14:47So, what is the question?
14:48The question is
14:49how many yeses has Nikki given?
14:52No, Rahul is fine.
14:54Option A,
14:55yes.
14:57Option B,
14:58yes.
15:01Option C,
15:03and Option D,
15:04I am listening.
15:08Quiet, Rahul.
15:09Rahul, you are right.
15:10Quiet.
15:11You are close to Rs. 20,000.
15:13Did you understand my question?
15:15Yes.
15:16You have won.
15:19He just said yes.
15:21I thought he...
15:22It was the same yes
15:24that has made you win Rs. 20,000.
15:26I wasn't ready for this.
15:30The third question
15:31for Rs. 50,000
15:32is on the computer screen.
15:38The question is,
15:39Rahul,
15:41you are sitting on a wooden chair
15:44and there is a nail on it.
15:46What will be your reaction?
15:48Option A,
15:52Option B,
15:57Option C,
15:59and Option D,
16:00and Option D,
16:03I am listening.
16:07You have very little time.
16:08You are very close to Rs. 50,000.
16:10You can win.
16:11Be brave.
16:13Very good, Rahul.
16:14Very good.
16:15If you say,
16:16can I remove two nails?
16:17Go ahead.
16:20Mr. Mistry,
16:21can you remove one nail?
16:22Please.
16:23I don't want to lose any nail here.
16:25Mr. Sikandar,
16:26can you remove one nail?
16:27Yes.
16:29Okay,
16:30this wedding is
16:31between two and two and a half years.
16:32Yes, yes.
16:33My in-laws are very annoying.
16:34Yes, yes.
16:35I get divorced.
16:38Look,
16:39I think people who are not good people,
16:40people who
16:42don't take things seriously,
16:44don't take things properly,
16:45it happens there.
16:46It shouldn't happen.
16:47No,
16:48didn't you find out
16:49from my conversation
16:50who I am?
16:52Dad,
16:53where there is tolerance,
16:55marriages do take place.
16:57Even if she beats me four times,
16:58I will tolerate it.
16:59Who?
17:00Dad.
17:01What?
17:02What is this?
17:03The boy is trapped.
17:06Parveen,
17:07the show is about to end.
17:08If I don't get my committee today,
17:10I will take you to the police station
17:11and file an FIR against you.
17:12Let's go.
17:14This is a big FIR to be filed.
17:16No one can take me to the police station.
17:18You won't be able to talk to me like this.
17:20You won't be able to talk to me like this.
17:24Is my show being telecasted?
17:26Yes.
17:27What committee?
17:28And who is this fraud?
17:30Sir, I will try.
17:31Do it.
17:37Very good.
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