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00:00Yes, Irza.
00:00Let's not waste any more time. Let's go to the audience.
00:03I'll send you a bag full of big bags.
00:07Irza, if God gives you money, don't take all the thorns of money.
00:12This is very lightweight.
00:13Take it as a diamond of Cheechabad.
00:19Let's go to the audience. They've been waiting for a long time.
00:21I went to Phoga, Hasabtal.
00:23The doctors got all the tests done.
00:24There was no illness.
00:25The surgeon came and said,
00:27get a post-mortem done on my account.
00:31Sir, I was sitting on the plane.
00:32The announcement was made and I was about to leave.
00:34Yes.
00:34I asked him to pray for the next flight.
00:37He said, my father's eldest son is going to die.
00:43Greetings, sir.
00:44Greetings.
00:45My name is Imtiaz Kaukab.
00:47Yes.
00:47And I perform magic in schools.
00:51It's great honor for me
00:53that I'm here with Mr. Salim Alwaila
00:56and Mr. Agha Majid.
00:58I've also got a chance to work with Mr. Agha Majid.
01:01Oh.
01:03They are brilliant and they are outstanding comedians of our country.
01:07The rest of them are also very talented.
01:10Mr. Kaukab, what's the matter?
01:11You were injured in UK Saturday.
01:14Yes, sir.
01:14You went there.
01:15Did they give you money?
01:17No. Why did you get injured there?
01:19What happened?
01:19While working.
01:20Sir, I fell down from the escalator.
01:23Oh.
01:24And my left ankle got fractured.
01:28Oh.
01:29They gave Rs. 850,000.
01:31Who gave you Rs. 850,000?
01:32The Queen of Britain gave it to me.
01:39Salim also said that your injury is imported.
01:42Mr. Pinda, it's the custom of our grandmothers.
01:43Did you get a patch or not?
01:47Please don't do this.
01:48He said, did you get a cuckoo?
01:52Yes, sir.
01:53How do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
01:55Yes.
01:56Tell me, how do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
01:58How do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
02:00Tell me, how do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
02:03I don't spend money for my wife's beauty.
02:07Wow.
02:09Thank God, my blood pressure has gone down.
02:14Oh.
02:15What will you do with the money?
02:15You can't spend it now.
02:17Yes.
02:20But I want to give a message to the men here.
02:23In very clear and open words.
02:25Yes.
02:25If your wife wants make-up, you will get it for her.
02:28You can never refuse.
02:30Yes, why not?
02:31In fact, pray that the day doesn't come
02:34when she stops doing make-up.
02:36Yes.
02:38If my wife is a go-gear, I will get her make-up for her salary.
02:43And if the wife of a go-gear doesn't eat make-up,
02:45it doesn't make any difference to me.
02:50Yes, sir.
02:51Your story.
02:53Tell me, how do I celebrate my husband's birthday?
02:56Wow.
02:56I don't spend money for my wife's beauty.
03:01And my sugar and blood pressure has gone down.
03:05Yes, it has.
03:05I don't want to drink.
03:08And my wife is a go-gear.
03:10Wow.
03:12Your first line was not complete.
03:14Sugar, blood pressure.
03:16She didn't get a throat disease.
03:20Usually, in poetry, women are given a lot of respect
03:25as a mother, as a sister, as a daughter.
03:28Absolutely.
03:29But in the form of a wife, such things are often said.
03:31That the wife spends a lot.
03:34I have a small request to everyone.
03:36Are you okay?
03:37Yes, of course.
03:38Whatever you want to write.
03:39Freedom of opinion.
03:41You can give your opinion.
03:42But even if you are sitting at home, with your wife,
03:46or even while talking to her,
03:47just see if this conversation,
03:52if I can talk to my daughter or my sister about this.
03:57Your wife is no less than your daughter or your sister.
04:01Then talk to her, when you talk to both of them first.
04:05Yes, sir.
04:05That's it.
04:06Wow.
04:09We keep looking at Mr. Gaukab.
04:11Yes.
04:12May God give you a long life.
04:13What's special about you is that,
04:15whenever I have seen you on screen,
04:18you are always smiling.
04:20Your ever smiling personality.
04:22Do whatever you want, I don't care.
04:24You are always smiling.
04:26You look very good.
04:28And in our society,
04:29there are very few smiling faces.
04:32Now people don't smile.
04:34They think it's an immaturity.
04:37Or the circumstances are such.
04:38So you are smiling.
04:39May God always keep you smiling.
04:41Thank you very much.
04:45Mr. Gaukab, did you feel what we said?
04:48I did.
04:49Yes!
04:51That means we have succeeded in our goal.
04:55Yes, sir.
04:55Greetings, sir.
04:56Greetings.
04:57My name is Zahul Haq.
04:58I have come here from Jhelum Pehli Azad, Kashmir.
05:03I would like to sing a Ghazal for Ghulam Ali Khan.
05:05Please come.
05:06Wow!
05:09I am not broken
05:14I will shatter
05:18when touched
05:23If you pray for me
05:30I will die
05:36I am not broken
05:41I will shatter
05:45when touched
05:48Very good, sir. Very good.
05:52Yes, dear.
05:53Sir, my name is Mukaddas Abbas.
05:55Sir, I would like to sing a Ghazal for Tejammul Kaleem.
06:00Wow!
06:00Please do.
06:01And I am sure you have chosen a very good one.
06:05Yes.
06:06But before that, I would like to dedicate a couplet to you.
06:10Now I am a little doubtful.
06:13The fragrance that can be mixed in the air with a slice of a stick
06:18Wow!
06:19The fragrance that can be mixed in the air with a slice of a stick
06:24There are still some people who can speak Urdu.
06:28Wow!
06:29Wow!
06:30Wow!
06:31Very good.
06:32The sun sets at the same time
06:35Why does the day pass by at the same time
06:38The wind blows, my love
06:41The wind blows, my love
06:43The clouds are the same
06:46Wow!
06:47The moonlight dies
06:49The moonlight dies
06:52The blue and the yellow are the same
06:56After seeing Jhuli Manjhi Bhai
07:02Vandalai Veera Maal Barabar
07:05Uto Uto Pardeh Pawan
07:08Vichon Sabda Haal Barabar
07:10Barabar. Wow!
07:11Wow!
07:12Very good.
07:14Very good.
07:16And who are the kids?
07:17Yes.
07:18Greetings.
07:19Greetings.
07:20My name is Sadaf Ashiq. I am a first year student.
07:23You are from Bukhara?
07:25Yes.
07:25I came from there, but everyone is after me.
07:29I want to say a few words for Ma'am Malaika.
07:33For Ma'am Malaika. Wow!
07:35Wow!
07:36She spoils the relationship of the new winds.
07:39Wow!
07:40She spoils the relationship of the new winds.
07:43She spoils the open roof of the pigeons.
07:46Wow!
07:46Our Peer Takim Mir had said
07:49Dear, she spoils the respect of lovers.
07:53Wow!
07:53And they are like walking shops.
07:57She spoils the wealth of the new rich.
08:00Wow!
08:02Very good.
08:03Wow!
08:06Very good. Thank you for such a beautiful couplet.
08:10This is not a couplet. She scolded you.
08:12Sir, this is a couplet for Mr. Agha.
08:15Sir, just like I dedicated a couplet to Ma'am Malaika
08:18I am dedicating a couplet to Mr. Agha.
08:20The rich keep their temper.
08:24Wow!
08:27The rich keep their temper.
08:32Wow!
08:32Your tone is telling me that your wealth is not new.
08:36Wow!
08:38Dear, she had said.
08:40Yes.
08:41She has packed her luggage.
08:43Wow!
08:44You have ruined my self-respect.
08:46Oh, God!
08:50No one recites a couplet for me and Irza.
08:53I request Mr. Danish to recite a couplet for me and Irza.
08:57Mr. Danish, recite a couplet for them.
08:59I often recite a couplet for them.
09:02Yes, recite it.
09:03The poet says
09:04I asked for a long life and got it in four days.
09:07Wow!
09:08What a poem!
09:10I asked for a long life and got it in four days.
09:13So, two Irza's wishes were fulfilled.
09:16Wow!