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00:00Friends, it is said that don't eat with the people you can't starve with.
00:05Don't sit and eat with those people with whom you can't live a hungry life.
00:10Don't dance with those people with whom you can't fall sick.
00:14Don't laugh with those people with whom you can't sit and cry.
00:19This means that you shouldn't spend your precious time with those people
00:25with whom you can't live a life in difficulty.
00:29This means that there are many people who see you only according to their needs.
00:35Many people don't know you, they think you are their enemy.
00:38Why do they think you are their enemy?
00:40Because they want to blame you for their mistakes, their failures, their disappointments.
00:46They don't want to take responsibility.
00:49And some people see you as a messiah because they don't want to do anything.
00:53They want to accuse you that it was your job to help them.
00:58So, try to give your precious time to those people
01:04who are with you in your difficulties, worries, sorrows, sickness and pain.
01:11Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:15Let's take you to the moon today and see what's happening there.
01:20A rocket has come.
01:23Why is there a rocket with a man? Who are you?
01:26I am a lover.
01:28A loving person who has given his heart.
01:32So, why have you come to the moon?
01:33It was my lover's request.
01:35What?
01:36That either study well or get me a piece of the moon.
01:40So, I said I will get you a piece of the moon.
01:43So, why didn't you come inside the rocket?
01:45I didn't know that there was a rocket.
01:47Otherwise, someone would have sent me inside.
01:49You just saw it and sat on it.
01:51Sir, obviously, I had to take a risk. I didn't even know that I was coming to the moon.
01:54So, why did you hang out with him?
01:55Sir, I thought that if I get hit by the moon
01:57I will play the music and say, sir, two minutes.
02:02The last stop of the day has come.
02:04Brother, are you driving the rocket?
02:06Who are you?
02:07Sir, I am a donkey on your rocket.
02:09I too am a donkey on your umbrella.
02:12Oh no, such a dangerous road.
02:14You have come out.
02:16Brother, the road is not dangerous.
02:17You have driven such a dirty rocket.
02:20Sir, the Shahab-e-Shah is coming out.
02:22He is getting hit by the engine.
02:26Brother, there is no fixed time.
02:28We don't fly the time.
02:29What is this fixed time?
02:31Brother, I am driving the rocket.
02:33I am bringing my passengers to the moon.
02:35Space tourism has started.
02:37I am flying the rocket from inside.
02:38To the moon.
02:39There is no staff today.
02:40Okay, direct.
02:41I have my passengers.
02:42Look at this.
02:43Tell me, why have you both worn your elder brother's socks?
02:49I think you have never come to the moon.
02:51Nor do you go to the moon.
02:52This is the space suit of COVID.
02:56Our moon comes in a special kit.
02:58Were you fond of space tourism?
03:01I was fond of it since childhood.
03:02I used to go to the moon and do farming.
03:04The kids are different.
03:05They used to eat sugar in their childhood.
03:08By the way, the fondness is fine.
03:09No one must have given a chance to do farming on the earth.
03:12Business is going on there.
03:13I didn't take much time.
03:14Your business.
03:15You have seen the straw on the tin.
03:17The one used in the bottle.
03:19Yes, yes.
03:20Use the straw to drink.
03:21Yes, yes.
03:22It is his business.
03:24Let me open the ticket.
03:30Are you a man or a man?
03:32I have to take a piece.
03:34I am special.
03:36My father has made a special request.
03:38But I just want to know.
03:39Why have you tied your pants so low?
03:42Horses are not tied so low, Mr. Haroon.
03:45I will tell you what is going on inside.
03:49The thing is.
03:50Space suits.
03:51They are so big because.
03:53On the moon.
03:55At night.
03:57The negative goes up to 170 degrees.
04:01Negative 170.
04:02It is negative.
04:03In Celsius.
04:04In negative.
04:05And during the day.
04:06It goes up to 125 degrees Celsius.
04:09So the space suits have to do two things.
04:12They have to save them from the heat.
04:14And also keep them cool from inside.
04:15Because the body temperature is also heat.
04:17So it is insulated in such a way.
04:19That there is an air conditioning system inside.
04:22Water is being vaporized.
04:23It is going inside the pipes.
04:25And it is taking out the body heat.
04:27Come on, brother.
04:28Bring the plant.
04:29You have come to populate the plant.
04:30Population.
04:31Why do you want to do it?
04:32Why do you want to populate the moon also?
04:34What is this?
04:35Blow it here.
04:38Are you going to put a price on the moon or blow it?
04:41Tell me.
04:42What are the two main elements of carbon dioxide?
04:44Sister.
04:45I am a driver.
04:46I don't know.
04:47I work as a driver.
04:51Tell me the real reason for coming here.
04:53Sir, we are populating the earth.
04:55Because the land of the world has become very expensive.
04:57Keep the world there, beggar.
04:58And forget the world.
05:01Brother, you earn so much money.
05:02You go everywhere.
05:03You get me a ticket.
05:04Come here on the moon.
05:05I am very interested.
05:06And three companies have already started.
05:08Do camping here.
05:09Which one?
05:10One is Virgin Atlantic.
05:12Yes.
05:13It is called Virgin Galactic.
05:15And one is the company of Elon Musk, SpaceX.
05:18They are also doing it.
05:20And a third company has also come in this.
05:22Now a very big program has started.
05:24The one who is talking is talking.
05:26A program has already started with this reference.
05:28NASA has done it.
05:30In the name of Artemis.
05:32And he will do that by bringing people here.
05:34He will populate the people.
05:36First of all, he is doing this work.
05:38And he is doing a great job.
05:39In which I would definitely like to go.
05:41He is doing that he is making a hotel.
05:43In space.
05:44Okay.
05:45In the orbit of the world.
05:46Yes.
05:47He is making a space station in it.
05:49In which there will be a hotel.
05:50There will be rooms.
05:51You will have all the facilities.
05:53You will see the beautiful views of the world.
05:55You will see all the countries from above.
05:56And you can stay as long as you want.
05:58And then you come back.
05:59Come on, brother.
06:00We have to go back.
06:01We have a lot of time.
06:02There are a lot of rides.
06:03I have brought it.
06:04To plant a plant.
06:05From where will you bring salt in it?
06:06It has its own.
06:09From the world.
06:10From where should I sell it?
06:12I was talking about dying in love.
06:15Now he is insisting that you die and show it to me.
06:17That is a big thing.
06:18First do this.
06:20What should I do?
06:21This is going to die.
06:22Sir, I have to take a piece of the moon.
06:25Wow.
06:27It is good that the water was arranged from the ground.
06:30But you are wasting it.
06:31Recycle it.
06:32We recycle the water on the moon.
06:34We will recycle it when we will drink it.
06:37I don't drink water from the well.
06:39I have also brought the pot along.
06:41The plants don't look magical.
06:44Make a picture of it.
06:46You are the chief guest here.
06:49If these were proper nutrients.
06:52And if we make it a green house.
06:54And give it an effect.
06:55Then the plants can be grown here.
06:57I will tell you something interesting.
06:58Now there is no need for soil for the plants.
07:00Now hanging plants also grow.
07:02Their roots are hanging in the air.
07:05Look at this.
07:06This is water.
07:08Clap for me.
07:09Wow.
07:12Hey.
07:15Who are you?
07:18What is this?
07:19Sir, this is a plant.
07:21Plant?
07:22It is a tree.
07:23Tree.
07:27Look at it properly and tell me.
07:30What will it do here?
07:33Why did you bring it here?
07:34Because there will be shade here.
07:38What is shade?
07:39Like a mother.
07:42Like a mother in the shade.
07:45Shoot it.
07:47Why?
07:48Why?
07:49It doesn't want to come out.
07:51Do something.
07:52And get the soil there.
07:57If you run under the shade.
07:59You will get peace.
08:00You won't get sunburn.
08:02If they don't want to get sunburn.
08:04They will go to a crater.
08:05They won't go to Marias.
08:07Marias is also here.
08:08Hey, hit him.
08:11Marias is here.
08:12She won't sit here.
08:14You want shade.
08:16Take it.
08:17You don't want anything.
08:19They don't want anything.
08:20They want shade.
08:24Actually, this is a big tree.
08:26They will play under it.
08:27They will give you oxygen.
08:29Your life will be saved.
08:31Children will grow up.
08:33The tree will also grow.
08:35What will happen then?
08:37Your roots will spread.
08:39More trees will grow.
08:40More trees will grow.
08:41Then you will cut those trees.
08:43You will make furniture here.
08:45You will do wood work.
08:46I will do furniture work.
08:48This moon won't rise in your father's house.
08:54What will you get by making furniture?
08:56You will get money.
08:57Then you will get good factories.
08:59What will be the benefit of that?
09:00There will be no benefit.
09:02There will be pollution.
09:05There will be.
09:07Then you will run cars here.
09:10There will be pollution.
09:11What will we do if there is pollution?
09:14We have our own collector.
09:18There will be smoke here.
09:20Then what will happen?
09:21First, you will close the bricks.
09:23Then you will close their bricks.
09:25Yes.
09:26Why should we close someone's business?
09:28Then there will be wars here.
09:30You will fight for the chair.
09:32You will put allegations here.
09:33Okay.
09:34He will tell you.
09:36He will tell you.
09:38Shoot him.
09:39He is explaining very late.
09:42There will be more pollution.
09:44Then more trees will grow.
09:46You don't talk about pollution.
09:48You tell me.
09:50When there will be more trees,
09:52people will cut the trees.
09:53They will steal.
09:54Then you will make a film there.
09:55Pushpa.
09:56You won't bow down.
09:58Now see how much industry you have started.
10:00Pollution has increased a lot.
10:02You should get more trees.
10:04Tree. Tree. Tree.
10:05He has tried everything.
10:08He is Sheikh Chilli's brother-in-law.
10:11Okay.
10:12We should save the industry.
10:15Now give us suggestions.
10:16What should we do?
10:18Sir, I want a piece of moon.
10:20Give it to me.
10:21Catch him.
10:22See what he has done.
10:24How can I give him a piece of moon?
10:28Farkhanda has sent him a piece of moon.
10:32What do you mean?
10:33We three have played with him.
10:37Okay, sir.
10:38I will go with him.
10:43If you want your industry to grow,
10:46then bring money.
10:48Okay.
10:49We will get more trees.
10:50Okay.
10:51Bring money.
10:54Me too.
10:55Me too.
10:56I don't need his money.
10:58No.
11:01Take this plant.
11:03Let's own this moon.
11:05Okay.
11:06Let's plant it and sell it.
11:09We will do as you say.
11:11This one.
11:12This one.
11:13Yes.
11:14This one.
11:15This one.
11:16This one.
11:17Moon.
11:18This is new.
11:19We will give you a cheaper price.
11:21We will give you a commercial area.
11:23Commercial area.
11:24Really?
11:25Yes.
11:27How will we give you a commercial area?
11:29We will give you a commercial area.
11:34Don't do this.
11:36You don't know.
11:38We have signed a treaty.
11:40No one owns the moon.
11:42Everyone owns it.
11:43Really?
11:44Yes.
11:45Then we will also own it.
11:49Have you signed a treaty genuinely?
11:51Yes, we have signed two treaties.
11:53Mr. Haroon, can anyone claim ownership of the moon?
11:56If yes, in what capacity?
11:58No one can claim ownership.
12:00The reason is that around 1.25 billion countries in the world,
12:04to be exact, around 111 countries,
12:06have signed a treaty in 1967.
12:09And then there was another one in 1984.
12:12It is called the Moon Accords.
12:14In that, you cannot claim ownership of the space.
12:18No country can take ownership of it.
12:22Especially the moon.
12:24This is the first point.
12:26The second point is that it is everyone's property.
12:29The moon is the property of the entire humanity.
12:32And the third point is that even if you do something here,
12:36it will be for peaceful purposes.
12:38You will not take a bomb,
12:40you will not take any nuclear radiation,
12:43you will not take any weapon.
12:46It will be peaceful.
12:48But one person has claimed ownership of the moon
12:50and he is distributing certificates to people.
12:52Yes, there are many people who claim ownership of the moon
12:55for their cheap fame.
12:57There are names of different stars.
12:59Most of them are NG, 58, 67.
13:02You must have heard of them.
13:04They claim ownership of the moon.
13:06They claim ownership of the moon.
13:08They claim ownership of the moon.
13:10They claim ownership of the moon.
13:12They claim ownership of the moon.
13:14What are you doing?
13:16We are selling plants.
13:18Okay, you are selling Elon Musk.
13:20Elon Musk.
13:22Sir, how did you like the atmosphere here?
13:24I liked it a lot.
13:26Sir, we welcome you to the moon.
13:29We have planted a plant on the moon.
13:31This entire moon is now ours.
13:33Very good.
13:34Sir, we want to make a colony here,
13:36both residential and commercial.
13:38Very good idea.
13:40And roads will be built here.
13:42And I think a motorway will pass through here.
13:44Directly to Mars.
13:46Not from there, but from this side.
13:48Okay, sir.
13:50There should be 4-5 underpasses.
13:52Sir, look at your personality.
13:54We have arranged a golf course here.
13:56Very good idea.
13:58And a big hospital will be built here.
14:00You won't have to go anywhere.
14:02Very good.
14:03And a gym will be built.
14:04Where will you build a gym?
14:06Near the golf course.
14:08Make it a little far away.
14:10And what are you thinking about the fee?
14:12What will be the cost?
14:141.5 crore rupees.
14:161.5 crore rupees?
14:18Yes.
14:22Okay, tell me,
14:24have you installed a sewerage pipe?
14:26I told you, sewerage is a must.
14:28This is not for me.
14:30I have other work to do.
14:32Okay, Pitala.
14:34Put it there.
14:36A little here.
14:38Make the road a little open.
14:40A little ahead.
14:42Very good.
14:44Okay.
14:46It's done.
14:48It looks like a factory.
14:50You are shaking it for us.
14:52Sir, we are selling the land.
14:54By cutting the plot.
14:56Why are you selling our land?
14:58Do you have a registry?
15:00Do you have anything?
15:02This is our inheritance.
15:04What is your inheritance?
15:06Do you have a distribution system?
15:08Do you have a distribution system?
15:10Even the moon is a distribution system.
15:12Call the distribution system
15:14and bring it.
15:16I will bring the distribution system.
15:20The distribution system is here.
15:22Why did you call me?
15:24Why did you call me?
15:26He is selling our land.
15:28We can't sell this land.
15:30Why not?
15:32His aunt's name is written here.
15:34His aunt's name is written here.
15:36She was a widow.
15:40Mr. Patwari, give us a place to stay.
15:42We will make something there.
15:44Where will you buy the land?
15:48Sir, listen to me.
15:50Come here.
15:52Forget about the land.
15:54What will you do with the land?
15:56Sell it to us.
15:58Sell your share too.
16:00Where did he go?
16:06Where did he go?
16:08Dollars.
16:10Dollars.
16:12You don't have any land.
16:16He is talking nonsense.
16:18No, no.
16:20You don't have any share.
16:22My aunt's name is written here.
16:24Your aunt's name is written here.
16:26Your aunt's name is written here.
16:28Your aunt's name is written here.
16:30Where did she go?
16:32She died.
16:34I will give her a place to stay.
16:36It's been 20 years.
16:38If she comes and says
16:40that she won't stay anymore.
16:42We will pay you.
16:44We have an online mosque.
16:46You will get the money.
16:48What money?
16:50The land you are talking about.
16:52I told you not to come.
16:54You have to pay us.
16:56Elon Musk.
16:58What?
17:00Elon Musk.
17:02Why?
17:04My name is not Elon Musk.
17:06You have got the wrong number.
17:08You have been talking about the wrong number.
17:10What you have done to us.
17:12We will make your face white.
17:14We will make your face white.
17:16That means
17:18you have made up your mind.
17:20Look,
17:22make his face black and make him sit on a donkey.
17:24He is our son-in-law.
17:28Then you will say
17:30that he has lost.
17:34Where did he come from?
17:36Congratulations to all of you.
17:38What for?
17:40His name is Prakhanda.
17:42I have found him.
17:44I will stay here.
17:46It's good.
17:48You have found your love here.
17:50If you want to marry me,
17:52I will marry you.
17:54Here you go.
17:56Start it.
17:58Let's get him married.
18:00Wait a minute.
18:02Why are you playing on the TV?