Shehzada Goga Joota Lekar Agaya Dhoondne Apni Raani, Haroon Ko Deni Par Gai Agha Majid Ki Qurbani
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00:03 Welcome back, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:06 Time machine.
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01:23 His face has to be polished to get the grease.
01:27 He doesn't have any dirt on his face.
01:29 His moustache is so cute. What is this?
01:32 Where will I apply the grease on my clothes?
01:34 Haroon saab, I'm an electrician.
01:36 Oh, so he's an electrician. That's why he's clean.
01:38 Yes. - Where will you apply the grease on Tara's clothes?
01:41 I'll apply it on her crotch.
01:42 How much time will it take? We have to complete the segment.
01:45 Bro, it's a one and a half hour show. - Yes.
01:47 Wait for half an hour.
01:48 No, no. Our segment is ten to twelve minutes long.
01:50 Give me five minutes.
01:52 Five minutes is too much.
01:53 Which mechanic asks for five minutes?
01:56 Oh!
01:59 What happened to you?
02:02 A wire got torn. I thought the engine is on current.
02:05 He's an electrician. He doesn't even know about current.
02:09 And trust me, I found out when I came close.
02:13 He's a mechanic.
02:14 You should tell Arjun about this. He's really dirty.
02:19 Haroon saab.. - Okay, there's one thing.
02:21 This mechanic is honest. - How?
02:24 He said that he doesn't bathe for years.
02:26 I'm saying this on air. This is true.
02:30 You can go.
02:31 I'm saying this on air.
02:34 I'm not joking.
02:36 You can go.
02:38 Our machine is broken.
02:40 When Tom and Jerry used to get electric shock
02:42 Tom's face used to turn black. His face was white.
02:45 You think that whatever happens in cartoons..
02:47 It should happen with honesty.
02:49 If you get electric shock.. - Yes.
02:52 ..then birds will fly. - Yes.
02:53 If you get electric shock, you should bury it in the ground.
02:57 Bury it?
02:59 Have you ever got electric shock?
03:00 No, I've seen it.
03:01 Have you ever got electric shock? - Yes.
03:03 Then get the soil.
03:05 No, sir. His grandma got electric shock.
03:08 He buried her in the ground.
03:09 He's a third person. - No.
03:10 Observe.
03:12 Why is there a spark?
03:14 Sir, it's not right.
03:15 Send someone. There's a spark.
03:17 [THUNDER]
03:20 What happened?
03:21 Wow!
03:24 "My beloved king."
03:27 "My beloved king."
03:29 "My sister is my support."
03:31 "A little bit."
03:34 He was a bachelor in the last lane.
03:37 Ask him who is here.
03:40 All the musicians are here.
03:41 All the musicians are here.
03:42 The musicians..
03:44 You don't know I'm Prince Charming.
03:47 I'm searching my beloved princess.
03:49 Oh!
03:52 I'm personal guard from Prince Charming.
03:54 Personal guard from Prince Charming.
03:56 Sir, I understood who is here.
03:59 Who is here?
03:59 Prince Charming in Cinderella
04:02 who sees shoes in his function.
04:05 He sees shoes and thinks that shoes are so beautiful.
04:08 Look at his attire.
04:11 How beautiful it is.
04:13 He was making women wear shoes in the entire city.
04:16 The orphan girl, Cinderella
04:18 who had the shoes
04:19 used to stay with her step-mother.
04:22 She used to torture her.
04:23 She felt bad because it was her shoes.
04:26 She went with him.
04:28 The prince is here.
04:29 He has shoes in his hand. Show me.
04:32 Listen to me.
04:34 It looks like Cinderella's father's shoes.
04:36 No, it was Cinderella's shoes.
04:40 Cinderella.
04:42 It must be Cinderella.
04:43 Okay. You didn't get it.
04:46 No, I didn't get it.
04:47 Come to the function.
04:48 What is this?
04:50 You are Prince Charming.
04:51 I'm a TV anchor. You are Prince Charming.
04:54 What is this?
04:55 And she was at the Cinderella function.
04:57 You had a ball at home.
05:01 Dancing.
05:02 Yes.
05:03 The woman who had shoes in her house came there.
05:07 Why do you think she will look beautiful?
05:10 Do you recognize her face or who was she?
05:12 I don't recognize her face.
05:15 But I think
05:16 the one who will wear these shoes
05:19 will be beautiful and will be lucky.
05:22 The prince said everything.
05:24 But he didn't see the shoes.
05:26 Did you see the princess running?
05:32 No, I saw the shoes.
05:34 I didn't see the princess.
05:37 How can you say that?
05:38 The princess.
05:39 In the stories, you have written that you danced with the girl.
05:43 You talked to her.
05:44 And you didn't see her face.
05:46 I didn't see her face. I didn't recognize her.
05:49 Didn't you take her cell phone number when she was running?
05:52 At that time, cell phone.
05:55 She is you.
05:57 Prince, her feet are 10 numbers.
05:59 She is.. - She is like a small family.
06:02 I brought you here because of this.
06:05 Your feet are 10 numbers. Everyone knows that.
06:10 What? - He doesn't know.
06:12 How does everyone know? You wear her feet.
06:15 Her feet are 10 numbers.
06:18 She is leather. She can open her feet.
06:21 Whether he agrees or not, he sells shoes at Hassan Square.
06:24 He is not a prince. - He is a fake prince.
06:29 I am not a prince. But I want to check this.
06:34 Because I think these shoes are beautiful.
06:36 Because you know that she is a rich prince.
06:39 If you get these shoes, you will be lucky.
06:42 Tell me something.
06:44 Wait. You are a prince.
06:46 Mr. Agar, Mr. Salim, Mr. Danish, all of you.
06:51 I have a question. - Yes.
06:53 Why does the girl always get a prince in all these stories?
06:58 Why didn't it ever happen that a car mechanic came behind Cinderella?
07:02 Sir, the reason is that first of all, it is love.
07:06 And then money comes in between.
07:09 Wow. - Wow.
07:11 Amazing. Amazing.
07:12 That's why you have built brothels.
07:14 Come on, Charmin. Try the shoes.
07:17 Your feet are very beautiful.
07:20 Don't give it to him. He will become a prostitute.
07:23 Shut up. - Why?
07:25 Welcome. - Welcome.
07:29 Welcome.
07:31 This is.. - This. - This is..
07:34 It's open. - No. It's open.
07:37 It's open.
07:38 No. - He is going to play with the soul. No problem.
07:40 You don't have a foot. You can wear any footwear.
07:44 He is literally angry that now he will become a princess.
07:49 Charmin is not a small boy.
07:54 Salad is a small boy.
07:56 This is the last piece.
07:59 Listen. The shoes are good. - What is your problem?
08:03 The problem is that I am happily married.
08:06 Prince Charmin.
08:08 I wanted to get married.
08:09 And now my shoes are dirty.
08:12 Prince, you are not a man.
08:14 You don't know princesses.
08:16 Find them.
08:17 Oh.
08:19 You will get the shoes.
08:20 Me? Have you gone mad?
08:22 No. Your hands.
08:24 He is talking about you. - You will be my princess.
08:26 Come. - I will be back.
08:27 This is the next piece.
08:29 This is the first rehearsal.
08:31 The shoes are going. Put them together.
08:33 You should give the shoes to your brother as a gift.
08:37 Listen. Is there a discount?
08:41 No. I have brought the goods.
08:43 Can I get another colour?
08:46 No. He wants the colour. This is the final piece.
08:49 Leave it. I will..
08:55 Here.
08:57 Okay. It is very open.
08:59 It is open. - Not the house.
09:01 It is open.
09:02 It is open.
09:03 Take off the shoes.
09:04 I will wear them.
09:07 Mr. Haroon, let me go to the palace.
09:10 If he is a prince, the palace will be full of girls.
09:14 Come on.
09:19 In the story, she doesn't have a magician.
09:22 Right. - She says that she will make you
09:24 wear beautiful clothes like a princess.
09:26 She will make you a princess.
09:28 But come back before 12.
09:30 She doesn't give her cycle back before 12.
09:32 She will be a witch.
09:35 She is my princess.
09:40 How is that possible?
09:41 All the magicians have done this to her.
09:44 She was a good magician.
09:46 She is a magician.
09:48 No. You are making fun of me.
09:51 No. She is not the princess. - She is the princess.
09:54 Which princess is so bald?
09:56 Remove the shoes.
09:59 The magician has made her look like a princess.
10:03 No. - She is the princess.
10:05 No. Prince.
10:06 I will remove the shoes.
10:07 Leave it. - She is the princess.
10:10 He is a magician.
10:11 What happened?
10:13 Wear the shoes.
10:15 No. I am not mad.
10:17 Don't you dare.
10:18 Listen to the prince.
10:20 Or I will shoot you.
10:21 Tell the prince to make her look like a girl.
10:24 Wear it.
10:28 What happened? - The shoes are coming.
10:30 The shoes are coming.
10:32 No.
10:34 No.
10:35 Look at this.
10:36 Like this. - It is really coming.
10:38 The shoes are coming. Come with me.
10:41 The shoes are coming. But the machine won't be able to do it.
10:44 She is my princess.
10:47 I have found my princess.
10:49 Who is your princess?
10:51 She is my princess.
10:52 Are you mad?
10:54 She is my princess. - She is my princess.
10:56 Don't call her by her name.
10:58 She is my princess.
10:59 She is my princess. - Come.
11:01 Why doesn't he leave?
11:02 Leave the prince.
11:03 Princess.
11:05 You are my princess. Come with me.
11:08 There will be palaces, gold, and gardens.
11:11 Leave the prince.
11:13 Arun. - Yes.
11:15 Don't touch me.
11:16 He has changed after seeing the shoes.
11:20 Come.
11:26 Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
11:27 We will meet after the break.
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