Saleem Albela, Agha Majid, Goga Pasroori Aur Vicky Mein Ilaqay Ki Jang
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00:00Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalamualaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:21Dosto isse pehle ki aapke chehron par muskurahatein bikheri jaye, main ek baat karna chahata hu yeh
00:27ki saari zindagi insan itminan ki talaash mein rehta hai aur har aadmi aapko nuskhe batata nazar aayega
00:34ki itminan kaise hasil kiya jaa sakta hai.
00:37Asal baat yeh hai ki itminan ki jo definition hamare azhaan mein daal di gayi hai wo theek
00:44definition nahi hai.
00:45Itminan yeh nahi hai ki aapke paas jo nahi hai, aap wo chahe na, aap kabhi bechaayn na ho,
00:54aapke dil mein badi badi khaahishaat na aayen, aap jahan hain, jaise hain, waise hi khamoshi se baith jayen
01:01aur aap kahein main mutmain hoon.
01:03Itminan yeh nahi hai.
01:05Shukar guzaari, wo bhi ek alag cheez hai.
01:08Toh phir itminan kya hai?
01:11Itminan ek jumla mein agar main bayaan karoon toh wo yeh hai ki ek nakaami se,
01:17doosri koshish takka safar bagayar mayoosi ke tay karna,
01:24sukoon se tay karna, yeh hai itminan.
01:28Yani agar aapka dil mutmain nahi hai, aap parashaan hai, aap desperate hai,
01:34toh aap jaan lein ki agar aap mayoos nahi hai, toh aap mutmain.
01:38Itminan yeh hai, dubhara sun lijiye,
01:40ki ek nakaami se, dubhara koshish ke darmiyan ka safar,
01:46aapne sukoon, sabr, shukr ke saath tay karna hai
01:50aur yeh jaan leina hai ki main koshish karta rahunga
01:53aur mera Rab yeh darwaza zurur khol dega
01:56aur main laga rahunga aur jahan jahan meri ghalati hai,
01:59main usko door karunga, lekin mayoos nahi hona, yeh hai itminan.
02:03Aayiye, isi pegham ke saath shuru karte hain aaj ka show.
02:06Aaj aapko pul ke niche nashahiyon ke dhera pe leke jalte hain
02:10aur dekhteyain kuch haalaat betar hua hai ya nahi hua hai.
02:12Aur ramta jogi, aur rampta jogi, oye oye oye oye oye.
02:17Wawawa, yeh toh naach rahe hain.
02:19Mein premdha pyaala ji aaya, main palme sadhiyaan piyaaya,
02:25mere mann vich khabre kiya,
02:29main piyaaya, main piyaaya, main piyaaya,
02:32I am drunk.
02:35Ramta Yogi. Ramta Yogi.
02:39Stop. Stop.
02:41Who is the taxi driver?
02:42I think the taxi driver is Jatim Khan's passenger. Stop.
02:48What are you happy about today?
02:49I am very happy today.
02:51What is it?
02:51Mr. Khawaja lives here.
02:53Is it?
02:54I bought his car eight months ago.
02:57If you had stolen his car eight months ago..
03:00..then why are you so happy today?
03:02I am happy because he got a new car today.
03:10Listen to me.
03:12Mr. Khawaja wanted eight months of rain.
03:15Now the car will start again.
03:20Okay. He didn't get a car for eight months.
03:22Who cares about the poor?
03:24I have been to Mr. Khawaja's house so many times..
03:27..but he didn't get a new car.
03:30In fact, I have..
03:31Don't you have a son who asks you to get him a new car?
03:36In fact, I have brought a car for him twice.
03:39Okay.
03:39He said he will drive two cars.
03:44Where did you get this jacket from?
03:46From three and a half.
03:48Three and a half for Rs. 1,000?
03:50No, three and a half.
03:51I went to Landeg and got it from there.
03:55He got a car for eight months.
03:57We had to pay advance for the car.
04:02Listen to me. Mr. Haroon has to come down the bridge every time..
04:05..to meet you guys.
04:06Why don't you guys come to us?
04:08Usha, I am telling you.
04:10Don't cross the road these days.
04:11They don't do it. They don't inform you.
04:14They have opened the road below the bridge for traffic.
04:17By the way, we are drunk.
04:19You don't look drunk. You look like a broken cylinder.
04:22Oh, my God!
04:26He is saying that a broken tree will bear fruit.
04:29It will bear more fruit. You won't be able to bear it.
04:33We are so broken that our leaves have eaten the goats.
04:37We are going to get our car.
04:40Okay.
04:40Take care of our guests.
04:42Okay.
04:42Don't miss anything. I won't spare you.
04:46Okay, buddy.
04:48Usha, sometimes I think..
04:50Yes.
04:50Sometimes I think..
04:51If you don't mind, don't you have a problem in listening to me?
04:56Friends are friends.
05:03So, let's go.
05:04Yes.
05:04Ramza Jogi.
05:06Ramza Jogi.
05:07Yes, I am very happy.
05:09We have recovered a bit.
05:11Come on.
05:19Wow!
05:21Come on.
05:27Wow!
05:31Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:41Wow!
05:47I swear to God.
05:48Why?
05:49I have got a tree tied up.
05:51Why?
05:52So that it doesn't fall on my face.
05:56I have earned money by tying it on my legs.
05:58God bless you.
06:00It wasn't a fake one.
06:01It is a fake one.
06:02It is blind. It won't fall on my face.
06:05Let me introduce you.
06:06Yes.
06:07God has given me a daughter-in-law.
06:08God bless you.
06:09Her name is Dholala.
06:10Okay.
06:11She is from Multan.
06:12Wow!
06:13And he is a city boy from Lahore.
06:16Okay.
06:17I remember you saying that you have a daughter-in-law here.
06:19You are so sweet.
06:21I have come to Lahore for the first time in my life.
06:22But who has brought me to Multan?
06:24Who?
06:25Your son-in-law has brought me here.
06:26I swear to God. I don't lie.
06:28Okay.
06:29The rich people..
06:31Yes.
06:31..they have a lot of money.
06:38Okay.
06:38He says this in every gathering.
06:40Whatever he wants, he gets it.
06:44I was surprised to come here.
06:47What?
06:47Shefa is from Chaldapur.
06:49Okay.
06:50Everyone in Lahore knows her.
06:53Wow! Really?
06:54He is at his level.
06:56If you are at your level, then why are you with a man like him?
07:00I will throw him in Lahore.
07:02He is the next Gurdas Mahan.
07:05Okay.
07:05I will throw him on the Gurdas Mahan.
07:09Mr. Bhola, he has not gone to bring clothes.
07:11This is a place. This is not a father's place.
07:14This is my place.
07:16He has come alone.
07:16He is looking at the sacks.
07:18He is not stopping anyone.
07:19Look..
07:20He is not stopping anyone.
07:21Hey, wait.
07:23I had come for the first time.
07:24I had a big party.
07:26Mr. Bhola, why do you need clothes?
07:27I have come.
07:28Okay, fine.
07:29Keep your clothes inside.
07:30Two clothes.
07:31Two clothes.
07:32Hey, wait.
07:34Mr. Haroon, if he is at his level..
07:36..then why don't these people stay in one place?
07:38Let's rent it out.
07:39Sister, you know what?
07:41I have not done engineering till date.
07:43I feel shy.
07:44Yes.
07:46Mr. Bhola, the owner of the house..
07:48..comes after 15 days to get the car.
07:50Okay.
07:50It is a month's worth of jewellery.
07:54Mr. Haroon, you did not take care of these things.
07:56He had told you.
07:57He has not gone anywhere.
07:57All the things are here.
07:58I want him to sit here.
07:59Maybe he will learn the art of jewellery by looking at these things.
08:02Yes.
08:06Oh, my dear.
08:10Please open the door.
08:16Please open the door.
08:18Hey, it is locked.
08:19Open the door.
08:23Hello.
08:24Hey, open the door.
08:27Hey, Mangana, come here.
08:29Mangana.
08:30Yes, sir.
08:30I don't want to go to anyone's house.
08:32Take it from the window.
08:34Whose house is this?
08:35This is my house.
08:36Sir.
08:37This is not your house.
08:38Are you a woman or what?
08:39Give me the juice.
08:40Hey, what are you doing here?
08:43Sir, I have kept all the things here.
08:45It is here. It is here.
08:46All the things are here.
08:48No, sir.
08:52Where did you keep the empty bottle of juice?
08:55I did not hide it anywhere.
08:56Don't do this. Don't do this.
08:58Sir, you know that I have earned it.
09:01The empty bottle of juice was kept there.
09:04Who are you?
09:04Who are you with the kids?
09:06Yes, sir.
09:07Jullu, my son.
09:08Hey, Jullu.
09:09I am here.
09:10I told you that there is no need for clothes.
09:13Hey, brother.
09:14Yes, brother.
09:14Come on, let's take over this place.
09:16Get up, you guys.
09:17Get up.
09:18Hey.
09:18Jibya, don't you know him?
09:21I don't know him.
09:28Ustad.
09:29Yes, I am here.
09:30Get up.
09:30You are wearing a silver buckle.
09:33I will give it to the third one.
09:35Get up.
09:36I am from Multan.
09:37I have to take care of the kids.
09:39You stay here.
09:40There is no problem.
09:41But what will you give us?
09:43Tell us.
09:44Sit here.
09:45What is this?
09:46The event that is going to take place..
09:47..the function that is going to take place..
09:48..where we have to go..
09:49..give us 50 percent of that.
09:51And stay here for the rest of your life.
09:52Brother, the function is not far from here.
09:55We will ask for it first.
09:57You will ask for it.
09:58Then we will have to give them 50 percent.
10:00What 50 percent?
10:01Mr. Arun, I have a plan.
10:02What?
10:03That they should stay here..
10:04..and earn money from them.
10:06How?
10:06They should put a tax of Rs. 50 on their bathroom.
10:10They should stay here..
10:11..and use the bathroom by paying Rs. 50.
10:13They will earn money and they will stay here.
10:15She is a sensible woman.
10:16She will say, get her intoxicated.
10:24Tell me, you had gone to get Mr. Khwaja's car.
10:27Yes, we had gone there.
10:28There were a lot of lehengas there.
10:29We had dropped Raju there.
10:30Brother, I am from Sialkot.
10:32Yes.
10:33Do you know how to play Sialkot?
10:34Do you know?
10:35Play it.
10:36Give it to me.
10:37Hey, don't move.
10:40Brother, I have sold my skin.
10:42I don't take bribes.
10:48Who is he?
10:48He is so sophisticated.
10:49He looks like a beggar.
10:51Go. Go.
10:52Yes, brother.
10:54Order.
10:55No, I was just..
10:56What is the function of henna?
10:57Go. Go.
11:00Order. Order.
11:01What is the problem, brother?
11:03I can play Jhumar.
11:04I can play Kaafi.
11:06Ludi.
11:06The one who can play Ludi..
11:10Why are you crying?
11:11What is it?
11:12Mr. Arun, I am fed up of my life.
11:14Why?
11:15I am a useless and useless person.
11:18Yes.
11:19The place where you are sitting..
11:20..is full of software engineering.
11:22I was small.
11:24Since then, I used to hit children in school.
11:26I used to fail in every class.
11:28My parents used to request me..
11:29..to send my children to the next class.
11:30My story. My story.
11:32Wow. Wow.
11:33He is wearing a new shirt.
11:34Are your parents there?
11:35Yes, they are there.
11:36All of them are my family.
11:37Why did you hit your children in school?
11:40Boys used to hit me in school.
11:41I used to go home and tell them..
11:42..that my father was hit by boys.
11:44My father used to hit me more.
11:46Why?
11:46He hit me because it was my fault.
11:48I don't understand.
11:49Father, you are a jinxed man.
11:53What should I tell you about my failure?
11:57I am good. I am good.
11:58Tell us, brother.
11:58Mr. Arun, I was in class 3.
12:01Yes.
12:01There was a girl named Uzma.
12:03Yes.
12:04I used to like her a lot.
12:05So, you fell in love with her.
12:06Yes.
12:07She is from class 3, right?
12:08Yes.
12:09I used to like Uzma a lot.
12:11One day, I went to Uzma during the break.
12:14I said, Uzma, if you allow me..
12:16..can I send my parents to your house?
12:20What?
12:20Class 3?
12:23With this calculation..
12:24..your hair would have been fine till class 5.
12:30Brother, tell me, what did Uzma say after that?
12:33What did Uzma say?
12:34When I told her what was in my heart..
12:37..Uzma clearly refused.
12:39Oh!
12:40Uzma said, I have a condition.
12:43What was the condition?
12:44The condition was that you should shave your moustache.
12:46Class 3?
12:49So, you didn't shave your moustache.
12:51No. I shaved my moustache immediately.
12:54But you have a moustache.
12:55This is small. I had a big moustache at that time.
12:58Class 3?
13:01After that, I shaved my moustache.
13:04And I started fulfilling Uzma's condition.
13:06Then?
13:07One day, Uzma said..
13:09..don't stand in my way while coming and going.
13:11Why?
13:12Bang!
13:13Then I came to know that Uzma's heart..
13:15..was in love with the other boy in the class, Ramesh.
13:18Why?
13:18Because Ramesh was very rich.
13:21Class 3?
13:25I think he is drunk and humiliating us.
13:29Mr. Haroon, I am fed up of this life.
13:31Okay.
13:32I am fed up of each and every penny.
13:36Oh!
13:37This is wrong.
13:37Come here.
13:38I will hit you.
13:39Get up.
13:40Open the factory.
13:41Why are you sitting here?
13:43Look at my hair.
13:45Okay.
13:45My son.
13:47You know, I had a relation with him.
13:49My life was ruined.
13:51Son.
13:52Don't do this, my son.
13:53You will lose everything.
13:56Look at my clothes.
13:57You will lose everything.
13:58You will enjoy your life.
14:00You will fly in the sky.
14:01I am not done yet.
14:03How much will you pay me?
14:04What is your name?
14:06Mohsin.
14:07Mohsin, tell me something.
14:08You are my brother.
14:10Yes.
14:10How much do you have?
14:121.5 lakhs.
14:14Brother.
14:15He is coming with a visa.
14:16He has 1.5 lakhs.
14:18Yes.
14:19Brother.
14:20He is coming with a visa.
14:21He is coming with a visa.
14:23Yes.
14:25He is coming with a visa.
14:27Yes.
14:28He has a visa.
14:30He is crazy.
14:32Tell him.
14:33Yes.
14:33Oh, God.
14:34Have you ever thought what Udma will think
14:36when she sees you in this condition?
14:38She will think that she still has a moustache.
14:42Mohsin, you are my brother.
14:45I will make you understand.
14:48You are my brother.
14:49You are not my brother.
14:51You are my brother.
14:53You are my brother.
14:54You are in trouble.
14:56You can do whatever you want.
14:59But your problems will not get solved.
15:02He will ask you questions.
15:03But he will not answer.
15:05Oh, God.
15:06Start a business.
15:08I promise.
15:08Think about it.
15:09He had to go to England.
15:11He did not get a visa.
15:12He lost all his money.
15:14Oh, God.
15:14Oh, God.
15:15He is high.
15:16That's it.
15:16He has one problem.
15:18He has one problem.
15:19Mohsin.
15:20Yes.
15:21When you get high,
15:23Udma will ask you why you did not marry her.
15:27Yes.
15:27You will ask her why you did not marry her.
15:32Wow.
15:33By the way, Haroon.
15:35Yes.
15:35I am understanding what they are saying.
15:38Yes.
15:39Maybe my decision is wrong.
15:40Your decision is not wrong.
15:43If you want to get high,
15:46before that, do one thing.
15:48Yes.
15:49Those people who have been high,
15:52go to the hospital once.
15:55Visit them.
15:56See their condition.
15:57Yes.
15:58Do one or two things.
15:59Secondly, those families whose children
16:03have been high and are in rehab,
16:05meet their mothers, sisters, wives and children.
16:11Do these two things.
16:12If you still want to get high,
16:15then do it.
16:16But if you feel compassion and fear,
16:20then do one thing.
16:21Go to the hospitals.
16:23Meet the families.
16:25Listen to the stories of high people.
16:28Start helping them.
16:30Hmm.
16:31You will get such a high.
16:34You will get such a pleasure.
16:36You will get such a peace.
16:38You will get such a high.
16:39And you will not be able to stop doing it.
16:43Braden Morton is his name.
16:45If I am taking the right name.
16:47He is a Canadian.
16:48He helps a lot in rehab.
16:51He is a philanthropist.
16:54His philanthropy is related to drunks.
16:58Because he used to do drugs.
17:00Okay.
17:01Till 2015, he did the biggest drug in the world.
17:05It is called heroin.
17:06He used to do it.
17:07Okay.
17:08He started helping people who wanted to quit.
17:12Okay.
17:13While helping them,
17:16he started backing off.
17:18Okay.
17:19He had a dog named Darla.
17:23Okay.
17:23One day, someone stole it.
17:26Okay.
17:26He read the number of the car.
17:30Okay.
17:30He told the police.
17:32The woman who was stealing his dog was caught.
17:36He forgave her.
17:38He dropped the charges.
17:40He took the woman to rehab.
17:44He cured her.
17:45Wow.
17:45He got rid of her addiction.
17:47Before she got rid of her addiction,
17:50she was clean.
17:51Wow.
17:52You should do this.
17:53You will not be able to get rid of it all your life.
17:55Sir.
17:57Police.
17:58Give it to me.
17:59Give it to me.
18:00Give it to me.
18:02Give it to me.
18:02Give it to me.
18:03No.
18:04What is this?
18:06The addiction that you told me.
18:08I want to do this addiction in my life.
18:10No. I don't want to do this addiction.
18:13You have done me a favour.
18:14But forgive me, friend.
18:16I will never do this addiction.
18:18Thank you, brother Haroon.
18:19Brother.
18:19Listen to me.
18:20He is fine.
18:21He got rid of our addiction too.
18:24I haven't done anything yet.
18:26Oh, boy.
18:26I haven't done anything yet.
18:27Go and ask him to help the addicts.
18:35Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
18:36We will meet again after the break.
18:38We will meet again after the break.