Buzzer Game Mein Goga Pasroori Ki Jeet, Saleem Albela Ko Banna Para Umrao Jaan
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00:00Now, we will play a grand buzzer game.
00:02Wow!
00:05Wow!
00:08Today, the three people who will play with us
00:16are present in front of you.
00:18First of all, I would request Mr. Agha Majid
00:22to see who he will play with.
00:25Please raise your hands.
00:26Come on.
00:29Come on, man.
00:33I found a fan.
00:35Wow!
00:37Greetings.
00:38Greetings.
00:39How are you?
00:39I am fine.
00:40What is your name?
00:41Abdul Rahim.
00:41That's a lovely name. What do you do?
00:43I work.
00:45What do you do?
00:46I work in cars.
00:47Mr. Salim Alwaila, please.
00:49Yes.
00:50Please raise your hand.
00:51Who will play with Salim Alwaila?
00:52The man who is sitting there.
00:54He is very strong.
00:55Wow!
00:56He is here.
00:57He is here.
01:00I am sure he is from Kada.
01:02Greetings.
01:03Greetings.
01:04Greetings. What is your name?
01:06Mohammad Sabir.
01:07Sabir, where are you from?
01:09I am from Lahore.
01:09Go and drown yourself.
01:12No one can do that.
01:13Tubes don't drown.
01:17Okay, good luck to you.
01:19Next.
01:20Now let's see who will play with Goga.
01:24Please raise your hand.
01:27Greetings.
01:27You come, brother.
01:28Wow!
01:29Very good.
01:30Finally.
01:35Greetings, son.
01:36Greetings.
01:37What is your name?
01:38Umar Farooq.
01:39Umar Farooq.
01:40Umar Farooq, what do you do?
01:41I study.
01:42Let's start with an easy question so that everyone can relax.
01:46Yes.
01:46Okay.
01:47The first question is coming towards you.
01:49The question is,
01:50which of the two will be heavier?
01:53One kilo of iron or 1000 grams of cotton?
01:58Mr. Salim.
01:59Yes, sir.
02:00Yes.
02:01Iron.
02:05Wrong answer.
02:06Wrong answer.
02:07On the second number.
02:08Yes, Mr. Agha.
02:09Cotton.
02:10You knew that I said iron.
02:11You must have said cotton.
02:12Confirm.
02:13Yes, sir.
02:14Yes, sir.
02:14Yes, sir.
02:15Yes, sir.
02:17Confirmed.
02:17But tell us how.
02:18We will know how he answered.
02:21How will cotton be heavier than iron?
02:23Because iron is less in quantity.
02:26And cotton is heavier.
02:27That's why cotton will be heavier.
02:29Why? Should I give you a point because it's wrong?
02:31No, sir. You are doing it wrong.
02:32Let's do one thing. Let's give him an option.
02:35Do you have any answer for this?
02:36No, sir. There is no such thing.
02:38There is one such thing.
02:39It's cotton, right?
02:41No, sir.
02:42No.
02:42One second.
02:43Do you have a reason for this?
02:45They are equal.
02:46How?
02:47Cotton will be heavier than iron.
02:50But it will be equal in weight.
02:52His answer is cotton is wrong.
02:54His answer is iron is wrong.
02:55His answer is this.
02:56Sir, both were equal.
02:57Yes. So he said cotton.
02:59You made a mistake.
03:00But sir, cotton is heavier.
03:01Cotton. Cotton. Cotton.
03:04Cotton. Cotton. Cotton.
03:08He will get a point.
03:09He will get a point.
03:10No, it won't happen.
03:10He said cotton is equal.
03:12No, we won't play.
03:13You will get caught.
03:14We won't get caught.
03:15Look there.
03:16He is a government fool.
03:17Look there.
03:18The question is very easy.
03:19Naveed is Akram's son.
03:23So what is Akram Naveed's father?
03:2610, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
03:39Come on.
03:39Repeat it.
03:40Come on.
03:41Repeat it.
03:43This is my right.
03:44He is right.
03:45Sir, they both grew up together.
03:47Okay. Naveed is Akram's son.
03:50They grew up together.
03:51When he was born, he used to say,
03:52I didn't give birth to him.
03:53I didn't give birth to him.
03:54I didn't give birth to him.
03:55What are you doing?
03:56Yes, you used to give birth to him.
03:57You used to say, I am done.
03:59I am done. I am done.
04:03Naveed is Akram's son.
04:05So what is Akram Naveed's father?
04:08Grandson.
04:09Wrong answer.
04:10It will be fine.
04:11I am not looking at you.
04:12I am looking at your pocket.
04:14Come on, tell me.
04:16It will be a son.
04:17Oh, man.
04:18Oh, God.
04:19This is such an easy question.
04:21This is such an easy question.
04:23This much.
04:23Okay, I will give two points.
04:25Naveed will be first.
04:26And if any of you can answer, two points.
04:29Sir, ask us the answer as well.
04:30Yes.
04:31No.
04:32Three points.
04:33Yes.
04:33Akram Naveed's son.
04:35Naveed is Akram's son.
04:38Okay, Bazar Bazaar.
04:41It will be a father.
04:42Oh, man.
04:43Wrong answer.
04:44Naveed.
04:44Okay, I will give you a hint.
04:45Keep your hand on the buzzer.
04:46Sir, it is a question of three points.
04:49Hold on.
04:49You have to ring the buzzer on this hint as well.
04:54This is not a penalty.
04:55Penalty.
04:55Penalty.
04:57It will be fair.
04:57It will be fair.
04:58It will be fair.
04:59It will be fair.
05:00You will sit like Umrao Jahnada.
05:04Yes.
05:05And you will sit and shake your hair and say,
05:09I will eat you up.
05:12Yes.
05:14Yes.
05:15Yes.
05:16Wow.
05:17Umrao Jahnada is so good.
05:18I will eat you up.
05:21I will eat you up.
05:22Yes.
05:23Come on.
05:25Well done.
05:26Salim, well done.
05:28The answer to this question
05:31is something that you get right after you are born.
05:37Mr. Salim.
05:38What did you get right after you are born?
05:41Congratulations, you have a son.
05:42You have a son right after you are born?
05:45Yes, Mr. Agha.
05:46When you were born, what was the first thing you were given?
05:50Taunts. Taunts.
05:54What was the first thing you were given?
05:55Kirti.
05:56No.
05:56Before that or after that?
05:59You are giving the wrong answer.
06:00Ghoghe.
06:01Yes, Ghoghe.
06:02Child.
06:02Oh no. He has gone mad.
06:04Ghoghe, you were given a child as soon as you were born?
06:06Yes.
06:08He is giving the wrong answer.
06:11I will give you one more hint.
06:13Naveed is Akram's son.
06:16So what is Akram, Naveed's father?
06:19His name. His name.
06:21This.
06:21His name.
06:26What is the English word for this?
06:31Come on.
06:32This will not happen.
06:34This will not happen.
06:35If I go, I will not do it.
06:38You will be late.
06:38Yes.
06:39Come on.
06:40You have to file an FIR for your fight.
06:42And you can only say three words.
06:45Wow.
06:46Khushi.
06:48Meri.
06:49Kadon.
06:49You cannot say the fourth word.
06:51Brother, you also come in front.
06:53You are a policeman.
06:54Mr. Salim, you also come in front.
06:56Your fight is over.
06:57File an FIR.
06:58Khushi.
07:01Meri.
07:04Kadon.
07:06What did you understand?
07:07No, sir. He is more of a dancer than a singer.
07:15He says, get him to dance.
07:17Okay.
07:18The question is coming again.
07:19Put your hand on the buzzer.
07:20What is the English word that starts with O
07:24but ends with B?
07:28Yes, Mr. Salim.
07:29Five.
07:31Four.
07:32Three.
07:34Two.
07:35One.
07:36Yes, Goga.
07:38Don't you teach this in your school?
07:44Okay. Five.
07:46Four.
07:47Three.
07:48Two.
07:49One.
07:50Mr. Agha.
07:50What is it?
07:52Hey.
07:53One.
07:54One.
07:55Correct.
07:59Very good.
08:00What is it that is found in humans as well as in shoes?
08:05Mr. Agha.
08:07What is it that is found in humans as well as in shoes?
08:09You don't have to wear it.
08:14You are not helping me at all.
08:17You think I have come to play and you are giving me a slap.
08:25Mr. Salim.
08:25Skin, sir. Skin.
08:27Skin is found in humans as well as in shoes.
08:29Very good.
08:31Very good.
08:33Very good.
08:34Very good.
08:35Wow.
08:36Now I am going to ask a riddle.
08:38Daughter went to the market.
08:40Father is the watchman of the house.
08:42Mr. Agha.
08:47You are advising me in such a way, my elder uncle.
08:51That son, do you know what this is?
08:53Now I am asking you for the alms.
08:58Okay, Goga.
09:01Lock and key.
09:02Lock and key.
09:04Yes.
09:07Mr. Goga, we don't have time.
09:09You ask the question.
09:10We will take a bath on Tuesday.
09:15Next question.
09:16You can't touch it.
09:18You can only hold it with your ears.
09:20Yes, Mr. Salim.
09:22Voice.
09:22Voice.
09:23Yes.
09:25Oh my God.
09:26It's equal.
09:27It's equal.
09:29People of India eat more than people of Pakistan.
09:33Why?
09:36Mr. Salim.
09:39So, Mr. Prakash.
09:40Their one-time food.
09:42Yes.
09:43There is a lot of food in a plate.
09:44Rice, lentils, roti.
09:46Yes, Mr. Agha.
09:48Yes, Mr. Agha.
09:51Mr. Agha.
09:53People of India eat more than us.
09:59People of Pakistan don't eat more.
10:01They eat less.
10:03They don't even feel ashamed.
10:08Goga, I will come to you.
10:09People of India eat more than us.
10:11Yes.
10:15People of India eat more than us.
10:17Yes.
10:18People of India eat more than us.
10:19People of India eat more than us.
10:20Goga. Goga. Goga.
10:24Goga.
10:24Okay.
10:25I have brought a gift for Mr. Omar.
10:27Congratulations. You have lost.
10:30Goga has lost to his boss
10:34for a small cup in his career.