Saleem Albela Aur Goga Pisroori Kay Sath Dhoka, Arzu Nay Nakli Note Chaladiya
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00:00Hoshi yaar yaar. Hoshi yaar yaar.
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:04We have Heer Ranjha with us in the break.
00:06Let's see why he is here.
00:08Why has he come to our show?
00:09Oh, dear, my love.
00:13Yes, yes, yes.
00:16You are a rich man.
00:19Hello.
00:21I have never lost my heart to you.
00:26I am in love with you, dear.
00:29I think Ranjha is trying to make me fall for her.
00:34Oh, my love.
00:40I am in love with you.
00:43You are my life.
00:46I am in love with you.
00:49Oh, my love.
00:52You are making fun of my Ranjha.
00:56I haven't even seen your Ranjha.
00:59What is this?
01:04I haven't even seen Ranjha.
01:06But I don't know where Ranjha's horoscope is.
01:10Now you will know how beautiful she is.
01:14Okay, Heer is like a wild bird.
01:19Look, I don't like to be a part of this.
01:22Please leave.
01:23My eyes are like a bee.
01:27By the way, you are very fit.
01:28The girl has changed the scale of your body.
01:35Very good.
01:36I knew that you were Chuchak's third wife.
01:41I knew it the moment I saw you.
01:43The day you went to the fair to get your hair cut..
01:48What was that?
01:49It's an expression.
01:51Mr. Arun, I am getting very intimidated.
01:54Okay.
01:55Please help me.
01:56Sister, don't feel insecure about Ranjha.
01:59He is still like a frog.
02:02Why didn't you control him?
02:04I can't control what I am not able to control.
02:10Look, he is sitting down again and again.
02:11Will he get a haircut?
02:12No, he has left me alone all my life.
02:16Mr. Arun, I swear, he will never get a haircut.
02:19Because I have to get him a haircut three times a day.
02:22It's not that easy.
02:24I have been with you for 12 years.
02:29Look, there are other girls in this show.
02:31Think about moving somewhere else.
02:32Who do you think you are?
02:33You are a girl.
02:34You are a well-bred woman.
02:37Heer, tell me something.
02:38Why do you keep moving your eyebrows up and down
02:40while talking to me?
02:42I will ask you the same question.
02:44Now, you are also like this.
02:46Heer, why did you bring Ranjha with you?
02:50To get treatment.
02:54Now, you are going to ask me what is wrong with my heart.
02:59It's a turkey.
03:05Uncle, what are you doing here?
03:10You left me and came to watch the show.
03:13Where did you leave me?
03:14We used to play together.
03:15I will kick you twice.
03:16I will kick you in Sialkot.
03:19Ranjha, you broke my heart.
03:23I thought you really loved me.
03:25But after today, my love has changed.
03:28And after today, my love will be you.
03:30She is yours.
03:31She is yours.
03:32She is yours.
03:33I can't see anyone like you.
03:37Come here, Heer.
03:38I brought you here to play.
03:40I won't let you run away.
03:46Okay, sister.
03:47Greetings, brother. How are you?
03:49I am fine.
03:50You are my beloved.
03:54You are my beloved.
03:56You are my beloved.
04:00Heer, our mother has come here from Belai.
04:05Heer, you didn't understand.
04:06She doesn't put minced meat in the pan.
04:07She is your mother.
04:09She is very strict.
04:11My Ranjha comes here very often.
04:14She is like the sister of Heer Musaad.
04:18Heer, why don't you tie her up?
04:20He is making everyone stand in a queue.
04:26Turn off the lights.
04:29How can I leave her?
04:30Whenever she tries to tie me up, she becomes stiff.
04:33She becomes stiff.
04:34Ranjha, she is your lover.
04:38The same eyes, the same nose, the same hair.
04:41You are missing your mother, aren't you?
04:44The elders are missing their mothers when they see her.
04:48Ranjha, why don't you tie up your Heer?
04:50Go to Belai.
04:51Heer, eat the minced meat.
04:54Didn't you ever think that if you slap her,
04:57she might stop?
04:58I have been slapped by the elders.
05:00Really?
05:01I have been working for 12 years.
05:02Didn't you ever think that you should ask for her hand in 12 years?
05:05These buffaloes don't roam around with her.
05:07Buffaloes roam around with him.
05:09My son has taken care of me for 12 years.
05:12He didn't give me a single penny.
05:14He has given his daughter's hand.
05:15He was fulfilling my right.
05:16This is my pride and performance.
05:23Do you know?
05:23If he starts making men do lines like you,
05:27how will you feel?
05:28He is doing it because I make him do it.
05:31His father has kept me on two rotis for his entire life.
05:35Don't lie.
05:36In the afternoon, he used to tie you up with a biscuit.
05:39He used to tie you up with a stick.
05:43He has done so much.
05:44He has worked hard for 12 years in Belai.
05:46What have you done for him?
05:47I have given him a sacrifice, Aruna.
05:50No one can give it to him.
05:51Aruna?
05:52What is this?
05:52In the afternoon, I used to cut his neck.
05:59This is the first time I am hearing this.
06:01Cutting his neck.
06:04She has worked so hard.
06:05Yes.
06:06She has cut his neck.
06:08She has worked so hard to say the dialogue.
06:10I don't know if the camera has cut it.
06:17I still don't understand what he has come here to do.
06:19I think he has come to do his business.
06:21What business?
06:22He keeps asking for things.
06:24Ranjeet.
06:25I think he has come on a date.
06:27Ranjeet, aren't you married?
06:29No, Ajay. Where will I get married?
06:30Ranjeet, where are you coming from?
06:31If you are not married, why do you keep saying
06:34that my husband is my husband?
06:36Brother, you..
06:36Where there is love, there are husbands.
06:38I think, girl, you haven't heard.
06:40What?
06:40There are so many husbands and wives in Lahore
06:43who have sent their beloveds.
06:46They are married and the rest are unmarried.
06:47Yes. Yes. Yes.
06:49What is this?
06:50I think, he has come to throw a party.
06:53There are so many husbands and wives in Lahore
06:55who have kept their lovers at bay.
06:57Yes.
06:58Some are broken and some are fine.
07:02There are so many husbands and wives in Lahore
07:04who have kept their lovers at bay.
07:06They are really fine.
07:07I think, you have lost your mind.
07:11You still haven't understood that your camera is broken.
07:15The time you have to work, you should buy your own camera.
07:23Ladies and gentlemen, this was a short break.
07:25We will meet again after the break.