Saleem Albela Aur Goga Pasroori Par Hogi Dollars Ki Barish
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00:00Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
00:02Hoshi laariyaa... Hoshi laariyaa...
00:04Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
00:06Hoshi laariyaa... Hoshi laariyaa...
00:08Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
00:10Hoshi laariyaa... Hoshi laariyaa...
00:12Hoshi laariyaa... Hoshi laariyaa...
00:15Welcome back, dear viewers.
00:16We're joined by the oppressed Malangi.
00:19Let's hear from him.
00:20Let's see what he has to say today.
00:21Sir, you're a welcoming guest in such cold weather.
00:24Yes.
00:24I'm not thanking you for anything.
00:26You're welcome.
00:27Yes.
00:28Abud?
00:29Yes, sir.
00:30Why did you ask for water, son?
00:32You know, sir, you were in trouble in the last show as well.
00:37You got beaten up, and then a big thief came along with a shoe, Ram.
00:42I don't know anyone else. They always bring him along.
00:45Muzloom Malangi? Who calls Muzloom Malangi?
00:47Someone comes here on his own.
00:48I don't know, sir. They bring criminals along.
00:50They don't have any talent. They just come.
00:52Who called you, Toriya Jaya?
00:55Who called you, Gitteya Jaya?
00:57Who called you, Sukheya Jaya?
00:59Who called you, Aniya Jaya?
01:01Who called you, Tikheya Jaya?
01:03Who called you, Ganjaya Jaya?
01:05Who called you, my brother-in-law Jaya?
01:12Before we start singing,
01:14take a look at the money we have with us today.
01:16Thank you. Thank you.
01:17You're welcome. Go ahead and sing.
01:19I know that you take good care of us.
01:21But it's been two or three days
01:23and we haven't been able to do anything for you.
01:25We've only been able to give you money.
01:26No, no. We'll give you money today.
01:28Look at this. Dollars. We'll give you dollars.
01:31Look, if you present us with such an art,
01:34then we'll give you money.
01:36Yes.
01:36If you don't give us money, I'll hit you with a knife.
01:41You look like Attaullah Khan, Isha Khelvi,
01:45Shaukat Ali, Inayat Sen, Bhatti..
01:47Big people.
01:48Alam Lohar..
01:49Big people.
01:49And you don't go out.
01:51You go to Canada, UK, here and there, America.
01:54Where do you go?
01:55I want to go, but I can't.
01:57Why? What do they say?
01:58No, no. It's a drug.
02:02Come on, show us your performance.
02:05No, not today. I can't dance too much.
02:07Why?
02:07Believe me, I've sold my kidney for Rs. 35,000.
02:10Yes, yes.
02:11And I've sold it for Rs. 35,000.
02:13Okay, the one who bought the kidney,
02:15did he buy it to put it on?
02:16No, to cook it.
02:18Yes, yes, yes.
02:19That's why I sold it for Rs. 35,000.
02:21The kidney in front of you is popping.
02:23And he doesn't want to eat it himself.
02:25Then?
02:25For the cats.
02:27Okay, how did you pay the bill last month?
02:29I sold my mother's kidney.
02:30Oh, wow!
02:32It's a good thing, isn't it?
02:35If you don't have good conditions for a year or two,
02:37you'll be a shopper.
02:40The audience shouldn't wait for so long.
02:42Sir, please present it.
02:43The kidney that I'm presenting today..
02:44Yes, yes.
02:45Sir, I've made a desi cow of my own company.
02:48Wow!
02:48To prove it wrong, the company
02:50has given me a cash reward of Rs. 10,000.
02:52Wow!
02:52Okay, listen.
02:53Listen.
02:55I've never bought a new power bar
02:59and I've never bought an apple.
03:02Wow!
03:03He's never bought an apple and he's never bought a new power bar.
03:06I've fought with the world
03:09and I've convinced my eyes.
03:13Wow!
03:13Wow, wow, wow, wow!
03:16I've given the blood of my heart
03:19to those who are above me.
03:22Wow!
03:23Wow, wow, wow, wow!
03:25He's a magician.
03:26He's a poet, but he's still talking nonsense.
03:30I've never bought a new power bar
03:33and I've convinced my eyes.
03:36I've never bought an apple
03:40and I've fought with the world
03:44and I've convinced my eyes.
03:47Wow!
03:48Wow, wow, wow!
03:48I've given the blood of my heart
03:53to those who are above me.
03:56Wow!
03:58I've never bought a new power bar
04:01and I've convinced my eyes.
04:03Wow!
04:04Wow, wow, wow, wow!
04:06Wow, wow, wow, wow!
04:09I've become a poison.
04:10I've become..
04:10What?
04:11Okay.
04:12I've become a poison.
04:13I've become a poison.
04:14Get up a little.
04:15Get up a little.
04:16No, no.
04:19Get up a little.
04:20I've become a poison.
04:22You sang a nice song.
04:23I sang a nice song.
04:25Don't take a lot of money.
04:28Wow, wow, wow!
04:30Wow, wow, wow!
04:34I've become a poison.
04:35I've become a poison.
04:37Get up a little.
04:38Get up a little.
04:41He's saying it to him.
04:42I've become a poison.
04:44He's become a poison.
04:45I've become a poison.
04:47I've become a poison.
04:49Wow, wow, wow!
04:53Very good!
04:54Wow, wow, wow!
04:55I've become a poison.
04:58I've become a poison.
05:02Go more.
05:03Everyone!
05:05I've become a poison.
05:08I've become a poison.
05:10Come here.
05:11Come here.
05:12Why is he moving?
05:13Play the dhol. The boy is dancing.
05:18Come on.
05:22Here you go.
05:23Do one thing.
05:24Dance. Come here.
05:25Come on.
05:30He's here. He's here.
05:32He's here.
05:34He's here.
05:35He's here. He's here.
05:37He's here.
05:37He's here.
05:39He's here.
05:41He's here.
05:43He's so lost that he's lost his way.
05:46Go around ten times. You'll get all the money.
05:48Sister, the more he roams, the more free he is.
05:52I don't understand one thing.
05:54Why does he roam around?
05:55He's so lost that he's lost his way.
05:58He's crazy. He's crazy.
06:00He's crazy.
06:03He's crazy. He's crazy.
06:06Why does he dance? Why does he dance?
06:09He's crazy. He's crazy.
06:12He's crazy.
06:14Come on, give me a catapult.
06:15He's crazy. He's crazy.
06:18He's here. He's here.
06:19Nobody is dancing.
06:22You'll get everything.
06:26Why does he dance? Why does he dance?
06:29He's crazy. He's crazy.
06:31He's crazy. He's crazy.
06:33How arrogant!
06:35Bismillah karam.
06:37Oh, my dear, my love.
06:40Oh, my dear, my love.
06:44Why don't you get up?
06:45Why don't you get up?
06:47I am telling you, my love.
06:50Bismillah karam.
06:53Bismillah karam.
06:56Bring it. Bismillah karam.
06:57Bismillah karam.
06:58I am bringing it.
07:00Give it to me.
07:01It's going to rain dollars today.
07:03Do you have money? You must be rich.
07:06After a long time, I have got the brains of a poet.
07:11Oh, my God.
07:12It was dollars today.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:15I will search for you everywhere.
07:16Listen to me.
07:18This is not for you.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:20You can keep the money.
07:22What will I do with it?
07:25Rs. 10,000 is deducted.
07:26What?
07:27What do you mean?
07:28What do you mean?
07:29I have given you the money.
07:30Give it to me. Give it to the people.
07:32Oh, my God.
07:34Who has kept the money?
07:36I will search for you everywhere.
07:38Get up.
07:41No.
07:41Thank God, I don't have money now.
07:47I don't have money.
07:50The audience has given us the money.
07:52Give it to us.
07:53People will be encouraged.
07:54We have a short break.
07:56Don't go anywhere.
07:56We will meet after the break.