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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan, oho, oho, oho.
00:03Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan, oho, oho, oho.
00:08Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan.
00:12Welcome back, viewers. Now, it's time for our segment, Time Machine.
00:19Wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:20Today, from this Time Machine, I had decided
00:24to call Madhu Bala.
00:25Oh, wow.
00:27But...
00:27Hey, Madhu Bala.
00:29Isn't it true?
00:30Very true.
00:30Even the audience is saying, wow, wow, wow.
00:33But Mr. Danish has decided to call a strange person today.
00:36I think Mr. Chahat Malak is calling you.
00:40Mr. Haroon, tell me, did you listen to Mr. Danish
00:43or why didn't you listen to your heart?
00:44Okay, I listened to my heart
00:47that I will have to listen to Mr. Danish.
00:50He said this.
00:51Mr. Haroon, it just clicked with me that the person who was sitting here with you...
00:55Thinker, thinker.
00:56Thinker, what is his mother doing here?
01:00And God bless, he gave her a new egg.
01:04And the aunt is so busy, she didn't even get the cutting done.
01:08The most important thing is a person's faith.
01:11Whether he believes it or not.
01:13But the most important thing in life after that is time.
01:16Wow.
01:17Because life is equal to time.
01:19And time is equal to life.
01:22Time is money.
01:22Yes, time is money, exactly.
01:24Okay, that's the thing.
01:26Money cannot buy time.
01:28Cannot buy life.
01:29Yes.
01:30What is your life?
01:31Your time on this earth.
01:34That you have to spend so much time.
01:35Think about it.
01:36When you breathed your first breath, like when you came into this world
01:39then the first breath you took 35 years ago
01:43after coming into this world...
01:44May I object, Your Honour?
01:45Let her do it, they can't.
01:48Apart from this joke...
01:50Yes, yes.
01:50I think this is subjective.
01:52Why?
01:52Because after 20 years, 25 years, 30 years from now
01:55in the future, if a technology comes in which you can buy time
02:00then only the rich will be able to buy it.
02:01Okay, this will definitely come and it will come on Netflix.
02:06One thing is that with the invention of science
02:08your time on this earth is getting better.
02:12It is increasing.
02:13God has made the system such that in 1901, you see
02:17the atmosphere was clean, the things were organic
02:20there was no smoke from the cars
02:22but the life expectancy was 45 years.
02:24It is increasing but not on the earth, it is increasing on the world.
02:27What is it?
02:28How would I know?
02:29It is the name of a tailor.
02:31I don't want to get angry, I am very hungry.
02:36Actually, if you are spending time with someone
02:40you are spending your life with them.
02:41Yes.
02:42So the first breath you took, the clock has started
02:44you have time till the last breath.
02:46So now this is an account in which 24 hours a day
02:49are deposited in your account.
02:51Now you have to decide how to spend them.
02:54So now we will go back to when the human being
02:58didn't need anything.
02:59When there were primitive times
03:01the human being didn't need time.
03:03What is the use of having time?
03:04At that time, if you picked up anything, ate it
03:07if you hit something, got hungry, ate it
03:09then the human being was walking on time.
03:11Yes.
03:12He didn't give time to anyone.
03:14If I don't know about time, then even he doesn't know.
03:16Mr. Bharat, not on time, he was walking on effort.
03:18What are you saying?
03:19What is time?
03:21I don't know, it is the name of a tailor.
03:23Everything is the name of a tailor.
03:25Mr. Agha, if you sit near a post, you will remember the tailor.
03:28Yes.
03:29And that tailor is Mr. Agha.
03:30Yes, you are a goldsmith.
03:32So we thought that when the human being started appreciating time
03:38in ancient times, let's say 5000 years from today
03:41or 1000 years from today
03:42because if we go back from 4000 years
03:44then there are only guesses.
03:45So if you go back, what would have happened?
03:48Where? In Rome, Babylon, here and there.
03:52When people started appreciating time
03:54that now we need to keep track of time
03:57that what is the time.
03:58So let's call a human being at that time.
04:00So let's call the Egyptian
04:02who must have made the sundial for the first time.
04:04Yes.
04:05So let's put the time machine on the old time.
04:15Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
04:18the guy from ancient Egypt.
04:22The one who appreciated time first
04:26and he made the sundial.
04:28And I hope that he will come as you wanted him to be.
04:31Very handsome.
04:33Beautiful.
04:33Beautiful.
04:34Handsome.
04:35Tall, broad, handsome.
04:37Wow.
04:38That man will come.
04:39So here we go.
04:45Send the Egyptian to the Egyptian.
04:47What?
04:48I am the Egyptian.
04:50The Egyptian is from the city of Gujarat.
04:53You put the time machine on the old time.
04:55That's why I am here in Faisalabad.
04:56Okay, come.
04:57You said tall, broad, handsome.
05:00That's why you called him here.
05:02I think if he is tall and broad
05:04then the rest of the Egyptians are short.
05:06Don't make fun of me.
05:07I can't even eat insects.
05:09Okay, give me the sugarcane juice.
05:11Make a family.
05:12Come.
05:13We have been here for half a day.
05:14But Mr. Haroon, you have been here for half a day.
05:17But Mr. Haroon, why is he walking around
05:19with a VLC media player?
05:20This VLC media player.
05:21I just send the raw watch.
05:24This is my watch.
05:25This is his watch.
05:26Yes.
05:27Looking at you, it looks like it's your last watch.
05:29Okay, look at this.
05:31Now the watch is like this.
05:32It's made now.
05:33Yes.
05:34But it's okay. I am the trend setter.
05:36Yes, wow.
05:37Wow, wow.
05:38Very good.
05:40Tell me.
05:41Yes.
05:42When did you think for the first time
05:44that you should know the time?
05:45What is the time?
05:47Look, those who didn't value time
05:49Yes, yes.
05:49then time didn't value them either.
05:51Wow, wow.
05:52Very good.
05:52Very good.
05:55There were people who didn't value time.
05:57They didn't know the time.
05:59Okay.
06:00So no one ever asked what the time was.
06:02What is the time?
06:03So what did you do at that time?
06:04We used to slap them and tell them
06:06that it's 11.15.
06:08Where is your cell or charger?
06:10Show me that.
06:11There were no cell or chargers at that time.
06:13How does this work? Tell me.
06:14We used to keep it like this.
06:15Do you know how I got the idea?
06:17Yes.
06:18I was sitting like this.
06:19Okay.
06:19And as soon as the sun went away
06:21I also went away.
06:23Okay.
06:24I said, I know the time.
06:26The sun came out with the shadow like this.
06:28Yes, absolutely.
06:29Then I got an idea.
06:30Then I took this plate.
06:32Okay.
06:32I took this outside.
06:34Okay, okay.
06:34And you fitted it on it.
06:35I fitted it on it.
06:37Okay.
06:37Then I kept it there.
06:38Then I started valuing time.
06:40Son, do you study English?
06:41Okay.
06:42Son, don't talk like that.
06:43I am elder to you.
06:45You don't have hair.
06:46If you see someone's hair, you won't be able to bear it.
06:50You had such long hair.
06:52Everyone used to apply wig.
06:53No, they used to apply wig.
06:55At that time..
06:55You were a makeup man.
06:58Do you know?
06:59Men did the first makeup in the world.
07:02Men?
07:03And they were Egyptians.
07:04Yes, they used to dance with makeup on.
07:07No, they didn't dance.
07:08They used to do like this.
07:09The boy used to come and do like this.
07:12Oh, no.
07:13And now..
07:13And now..
07:14Now I understand why you needed a watch.
07:17Why?
07:18It was show time.
07:20Okay.
07:20At that time, men did the first makeup.
07:24Okay.
07:24First of all, he did the first makeup.
07:27Men used to do it.
07:28My makeup is very famous.
07:29You can buy it from Pansari shop.
07:31Yes.
07:31And she used to make eyes.
07:33She used to take out the makeup.
07:35Here it is.
07:35Kajal.
07:36Yes, yes.
07:36Men used to do it.
07:38And the most important thing is that men used to wax it.
07:41Oh.
07:42These things came to women after seeing them.
07:44Tell us about your sundial.
07:47I mean, what is this thing on the top?
07:49Is it right or left?
07:50When I started seeing the time with the shadow
07:54then people started appreciating the time.
07:56Okay.
07:57People used to say that I have to work for so many hours.
07:59I have to rest for so many hours.
08:00Earlier, I didn't rest.
08:01I used to go for free.
08:03I used to ask each other what time it is.
08:05Okay.
08:05Okay.
08:06The dog barked.
08:07The man said, it's 1.30 pm.
08:10Okay, tell me one thing.
08:11Some people used to tell the time by smelling it.
08:13What?
08:14How did you know?
08:16In those days, in China..
08:18Because this was Egypt.
08:19So the Chinese people used to make candles.
08:23They used to take a box.
08:25And they used to design the candles in such a way
08:29that it would burn from 1 pm to 2 pm.
08:31And it would smell like this.
08:32Okay.
08:33It would start burning after 2 pm.
08:35So it means that they used to smell it and say, it's 4 pm.
08:39But that was a good time.
08:40Even if you sleep till afternoon,
08:42no one will say that you woke up so late.
08:44Sir, if you sleep for a long time and no one wakes you up..
08:46Yes.
08:47If you sleep for a long time and no one wakes you up..
08:49It has two meanings, sir.
08:50What?
08:50Either your salary is good
08:51or he will wake up in the morning and talk nonsense.
08:54This is very interesting.
08:56This is very interesting.
08:57Wow.
08:58This is a very good thing.
09:00This is absolutely right.
09:01This boy is saying a good thing.
09:02He will be able to see in the future
09:03because he can't see behind him.
09:04Yes.
09:05Do people still eat Dandam Shandabu over there?
09:07Do people still eat it?
09:08People still eat it. What do they eat now?
09:10Really?
09:11Yes.
09:11But the atmosphere will be clean.
09:13You will be able to see the stars.
09:14But when I came here, I had a cough.
09:15My eyes are hurting.
09:17What is this? There is a lot of pollution here.
09:19This pollution is..
09:20Pollution.
09:22It's smog. It's pollution.
09:23Where did this come from?
09:24We have made such machines for our progress and improvement.
09:28Yes.
09:29We have set up such industries
09:31that they are giving us very good things.
09:33And we are buying useless things.
09:35But we are ruining our health.
09:37What do you mean, Mr. Bharoon?
09:38Isn't it a matter of crops?
09:40Yes. We have invented machines to cut crops.
09:45Okay.
09:46But we don't spend money on it.
09:48Whether it is India or Pakistan.
09:50Now we have other big tasks.
09:52You see, all the people sitting in the audience
09:55including their parents, look at your parents.
09:58If they had built a house anywhere in their life
10:01today you can't build a house there by working all your life.
10:06They had built it.
10:07There was a reason for it.
10:08They didn't have unnecessary expenses.
10:10They didn't need a new brand every two months.
10:13They didn't have to upgrade their phones every year.
10:14They had to upgrade.
10:16They didn't have to buy a new car every two years.
10:19Yes.
10:20They didn't have to buy a watch.
10:21They didn't have to buy a watch.
10:27A man had invented a cannon.
10:30Cannon.
10:30He invented a cannon.
10:31It was a small cannon.
10:34There is a bomb that people use at night.
10:38Okay.
10:39It was a firecracker.
10:40It was like a cannon.
10:41And a flame was placed on it.
10:43When the sun rises in the middle
10:47the flame goes from that flame to its feet.
10:50I mean, it goes to the heat.
10:52And the flame goes to the heat.
10:54And the cannon goes off.
10:55When the cannon goes off, it means half a day has passed.
10:57I see. So this phrase came from there.
11:00That you have invented a cannon.
11:02Yes.
11:03Do you have parrots here?
11:05Yes, we have parrots here.
11:06But we had days. We celebrated those days.
11:09We had festivals.
11:10Yes.
11:11We used to celebrate those days.
11:11Yes, we used to celebrate those days.
11:12And there was a strange festival.
11:14There was a festival.
11:16When the clocks were being made
11:18the king of Babylon
11:21if anyone remembers Nabukat Nazrat
11:25he used to slap the king.
11:28What?
11:29On the first of January.
11:30Every year.
11:31He used to do this.
11:32On the first of January
11:34he used to put the king's crown on his side.
11:38He used to remove his garland.
11:39Wow.
11:40He used to remove his robe.
11:42Wow.
11:42He used to make him sit on his knees and start slapping him.
11:44Wow.
11:46He used to say that it brings humility and humility.
11:49No, his face used to turn red.
11:50It looked like he had put on make-up.
11:52This festival should come back.
11:55This was also a punishment for slapping the king.
11:58What?
11:58Of course, it was his ritual.
12:01He used to confess his mistakes throughout the year.
12:05Wow.
12:06He used to say that he made a mistake in January
12:08he made a mistake in February
12:09he made a mistake in March.
12:10Do you know that when his shadow used to move in Egypt
12:15it used to move clockwise.
12:17Yes.
12:19And when it used to move in African areas
12:21it used to move counterclockwise.
12:23Yes.
12:24Why?
12:25Why?
12:26Find out.
12:29Oh, no.
12:30The sun rises from the equator.
12:33It's a sunset.
12:34When you stand on the equator, the sun will rise at the top in half a day.
12:37But when you go towards the north
12:40the shadow will come towards the back.
12:41Because it's going towards the equator.
12:43Right.
12:43When you come down, the shadow will come towards this side.
12:46Do you know that in Lahore
12:49and in other cities
12:51there is a square in the city
12:53in which there is a thin and tall minaret.
12:56Yes.
12:57You must have seen it in Washington.
12:59There is one in Lahore, which is called Obelisk.
13:02Yes.
13:03Why is it there?
13:04It was a clock.
13:05Oh.
13:06Yes.
13:07When its shadow is moving
13:09you know that the shadow is there.
13:11So, this is the time.
13:13No.
13:14So, he copied me.
13:15Yes, he copied you.
13:17The shadow in Africa
13:19that is, in the countries of the world
13:22the shadow used to move counterclockwise
13:24because the sun is on the equator.
13:25Yes.
13:26So, in the American and European countries
13:29the shadow used to move clockwise.
13:31The clock was invented in Europe.
13:33Yes.
13:34So, they saw the shadow moving like this.
13:36That's why the clocks are clockwise.
13:39Right.
13:39It doesn't move counterclockwise.
13:41Bring the watch.
13:42No. It's of no use to us.
13:43What will we do?
13:44We do it like this. We get to know the time.
13:47This is the world famous watch.
13:48The world knows that it's the first watch in the world.
13:51Okay. It's an antique piece.
13:52Yes.
13:53Tell me, how much will you pay for it?
13:54How much will you pay?
13:55I will give you Rs. 500 for it.
13:57Rs. 500?
13:58Rs. 500.
13:58Mr. Dane.
13:59Yes.
14:00Is the rate right?
14:01Yes, it's right.
14:03It would have been better if it was Rs. 495.
14:06They deducted more.
14:07Did they deduct?
14:08Yes.
14:09Give him Rs. 500.
14:11Okay. It's time for music.
14:13And today, Shehroz has again brought
14:16a great parody song for us.
14:19Shehroz, what is the song about?
14:21Sir, today's parody is about the current condition
14:23of the smoke outside the environment.
14:25Yes, yes. Wow!
14:26It's very bad.
14:27You have brought a great opportunity.
14:29Give him a round of applause.