Saleem Albela Aur Goga Pasroori Ki President Obama Say America Mein Mulaqat
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00:00Hoshi yaar yaar. Hoshi yaar yaar.
00:02Welcome back, viewers.
00:04Mr. Chaudhary and his son Goldie have come to us during the break.
00:07They have a very big bag with them.
00:09Let's ask them what's the matter.
00:11Greetings.
00:11How are you, Mr. Haroon?
00:13I'm absolutely fine.
00:14It's been a long time since we last met.
00:16Do you know where Chaudhary has gone?
00:18No.
00:18Okay.
00:19No?
00:20You should've told me earlier.
00:22You've ruined it again.
00:23Mr. Chaudhary, you're from a different panchayat.
00:25Why don't you change his name from Goldie to him?
00:28He's still Goldie.
00:29He's my future son-in-law.
00:32What's the matter, Mr. Chaudhary?
00:33Why are you being so formal?
00:35I like formalities.
00:40Why have you brought a bag today?
00:42I thought you were going to stay here for four days.
00:45No, I can't even think of that.
00:47We went to America the other day.
00:50What?
00:51You went to America?
00:52Yes, we went to America.
00:53Goldie is bored at home.
00:55He's doing an interview.
00:57Why is he doing an interview when he's supposed to be here?
01:00What do you mean by he's supposed to be here?
01:01He's a big sponsor.
01:03When he asked you what is your purpose of the visit to the US,
01:06what did you say?
01:07He didn't ask me anything.
01:08What did he ask you?
01:09He asked me why I was going there.
01:11I told him that I spoke Farsi.
01:13He must've spoken Urdu.
01:14That's not possible.
01:15He asked me if I spoke English, Urdu or Punjabi.
01:18We're not talking about immigration.
01:20We're talking about the interview.
01:21It's your interview.
01:22He's a big sponsor.
01:24Is that so?
01:24I've heard that performers get visas from Ram.
01:27You must've said that you're a Jumar party.
01:30What?
01:33I'm sure he went there with his father.
01:36The British respected me a lot.
01:38That's our pride.
01:40We should be proud of it.
01:41It's our culture and our language.
01:43We don't do what we're told.
01:45You were sitting next to him on the plane.
01:47Business class.
01:48I see.
01:48Now he's sitting behind me.
01:50Business class.
01:52He started making money on the way.
01:54How?
01:55Goldie kept a chair for him in the bathroom.
01:59Business class is the most important thing.
02:01Is it?
02:02Yes.
02:03He's been talking about business class for a long time.
02:07He's never sat on a plane before.
02:10Is it your first time?
02:11I've sat on a roster before.
02:13Okay.
02:14He said that he's never sat on a roster before.
02:18Chaudhary, did you go to Las Vegas?
02:20Yes, I went to Las Vegas.
02:21Chaudhary, people lose a lot of things there.
02:23You came back with gold.
02:25I've kept it on the machine.
02:27It doesn't work.
02:30Did you go to San Francisco?
02:31Did you see the Golden Gate Bridge?
02:32Yes, I saw it.
02:33What colour was it?
02:35It was golden when it wasn't there.
02:37He didn't go to America.
02:40Goldie, did you lose it?
02:43No, we took it with our culture.
02:45What culture are you talking about?
02:47You left the culture here.
02:49I'm talking about the culture.
02:51Who did you meet there?
02:52I met Obama.
02:53What?
02:54Did you meet Obama?
02:56He's a culture cousin from a far off place.
02:59When Chaudhary met Obama, he said that he'll meet him.
03:03He said that he'll meet Obama.
03:06How did you meet Obama?
03:07There are many secrets in women.
03:10Forget it.
03:11You can tell me whenever you want to go.
03:12Okay.
03:13I'll welcome you wherever you go.
03:15What's in it?
03:16I'll tell you.
03:17He's an actor.
03:19He's been on many shows.
03:20Which actor has been on our show?
03:22Angelina Jolie.
03:23What?
03:24Angelina Jolie?
03:25I don't watch Angelina Jolie.
03:27I watch Angelina Julie.
03:30She's just got a divorce.
03:32I'm not interested in her.
03:35If you met Angelina Jolie,
03:37why did you separate from Brad Pitt?
03:40There are fights at home.
03:41But I don't care.
03:43When I don't have respect there,
03:44I tell her to leave when she comes to me.
03:50Now what should I tell you?
03:52Angelina Jolie cried in front of me.
03:56Angelina Jolie cried in front of you?
03:58I don't want her to cry.
04:02Angelina Jolie is very active in social activities.
04:06Yes, she is.
04:06She has opened her mouth to people.
04:08She has brought many children from Africa.
04:11Now I'll tell you something.
04:12Angelina Jolie is not the same anymore.
04:14She has become old.
04:15Yes.
04:16It's obvious.
04:17Believe me.
04:18I saw her today.
04:20I couldn't control my tears.
04:23Didn't Melania Trump tell you anything?
04:26You don't even talk to your husband about her.
04:28She called me.
04:29I'm on the road.
04:32How did you get Melania's call?
04:34Didn't your grandmother call you?
04:37I'll take you on a trip next season.
04:40Yes.
04:40I've brought you there.
04:41I didn't buy anything for myself.
04:44Really?
04:45I'll love you so much.
04:46Wow.
04:47With all my heart.
04:49You're laughing at my smile.
04:51Navid, keep the bag in the car.
04:52No.
04:53I'll share it with everyone.
04:54Don't be so hasty.
04:55Okay.
04:56I've brought it for everyone.
04:58Open it.
05:01First of all, to the angels.
05:03Greetings to us.
05:07Here.
05:08Give this to your aunt.
05:09It's a special gift.
05:10Take it.
05:12Take it.
05:13It's a special gift.
05:14No, it's nothing.
05:15No.
05:16It's a special gift.
05:18You didn't have to be so formal.
05:21You didn't have to be so formal.
05:23It's a gift.
05:26Check which perfume it is.
05:28Mr. Arun, it must be a perfume.
05:30Mr. Arun, keep it there.
05:32I've never seen this kind of perfume.
05:35It's for America's special function.
05:37It's for delegations.
05:39You're a delegation.
05:41What have you brought?
05:43It's a panjiri.
05:44Panjiri?
05:46You've brought a panjiri?
05:47It's an imported panjiri.
05:49When there's a conference in Goa,
05:51you'll have to clap for it.
05:53Mr. Arun, it looks like you've got a new kid.
06:00Give it to me.
06:01I'll get another one.
06:02Yes.
06:03This is the real thing.
06:05If it's a gift, it must be yours.
06:07No, it's a special gift.
06:10Let it be.
06:11Give it to me.
06:12Okay, take it.
06:13Let it be.
06:14Okay.
06:15Wow.
06:16Now, look at what's inside.
06:17This is heavy.
06:18This is heavy.
06:20What is this?
06:21What is this?
06:22Horses.
06:23Horses?
06:24Horses are bought by people like you.
06:25Give it to him.
06:26You've brought panjiri and jaggery for him from America?
06:30Do you know what this is?
06:31Yes.
06:31Four suits for your six kids.
06:36Tom Cruise gave this to me.
06:40Tom Cruise gave you this envelope?
06:42Yes.
06:43He said he's going to sell it.
06:45Tom Cruise is going to sell it?
06:47When he sells something, he sells it.
06:50He has farmland. He must be making jaggery.
06:53Okay.
06:54Okay, Tom Cruise gave it to you.
06:55Why does this look like a Lahore envelope?
06:57The packing is so packed that it's hard to pack it.
07:03Listen to me.
07:03Is this a way to get something?
07:06Yes.
07:06Keep it in the car.
07:07Okay.
07:09Very good, sir.
07:10Mr. Arun, do you think you're a captain?
07:12He's a captain.
07:14Give it to him.
07:15Give it to him.
07:15There are more things.
07:16Sell it to him.
07:17He's going to give all these things to aunt.
07:20He'll give it to her.
07:21He does everything according to her wishes.
07:23He'll give it to the elders and give it to the younger ones.
07:25Sir, it's not your happy birthday today.
07:27Happy birthday to you.
07:29I don't know when it is.
07:31Use that day.
07:32I don't know when it is.
07:34Birthday.
07:35Wow.
07:35Birthday.
07:37What is this?
07:38What is it?
07:39It's for my birthday.
07:41I've hidden it in the closet.
07:46I've given it to my uncle.
07:47Wow.
07:48This is a saag.
07:51This is a Washington saag.
07:52Saag.
07:53You'll know the culture if you eat one.
07:57Here you go.
07:59This is a real saag.
08:01Oh, wow.
08:02If the saag is good, I'll eat it.
08:04Do you only need the tempering?
08:06I think he's giving you everything as a no.
08:10Look at the saag.
08:12Look at this.
08:13There are so many people.
08:14You should've brought more.
08:15It's imported.
08:19Do you have corn bread?
08:20Manuka honey.
08:22It's Manuka honey.
08:23Manuka honey.
08:24Yes.
08:25If you don't have it, I'll give it to you later.
08:29Listen to me.
08:30When you went to buy the jaggery,
08:32did I tell you which perfume I like?
08:35No, no.
08:36When you were in the closet,
08:38the pressure that comes out of it,
08:40I could smell the jaggery from the clothes.
08:43Here, Irja.
08:45I got it for you.
08:46Wear it.
08:48Oh.
08:49Look at this.
08:50It's a good thing for you.
08:51Wow.
08:52Yes, it's a good thing.
08:53Here.
08:54It's all in your name.
08:55I saw it myself.
08:56It's all in your name.
08:57There's no brand mentioned on it.
09:00I'll get it for you.
09:01Why?
09:02When it's open, you'll get out of it.
09:06All the best.
09:12Ladies and Gentlemen, that's it for today.
09:14See you after the break.