Goga Pasroori, Vicky Aur Abid Say Tang Akar Saleem Albela Dubia Rawana
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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, Hoshi yaariyaan
00:03Welcome back, Naazneen.
00:04Naazneen, in the break, we have the same lady
00:07who has come here many times before.
00:09Her children have troubled her a lot.
00:11She got married again.
00:13Now she has come again.
00:14Let's ask her what the situation is like these days.
00:15Assalamualaikum, Ji.
00:16Si Aapao yeh gharu, unnu bedhe ghar ko,
00:18hene khaane kharab.
00:19Nazar aara hai, nazar aara hai, Ji.
00:20Tan bata hai, ki hane minu koi
00:21aayat na jadayega na.
00:22Tan bata, one bhi lere gaye.
00:24Ji, yeh bike la.
00:25Aayat juga kher dahi.
00:25Ji, Ji.
00:26Aayat khar khar, nashe ho,
00:27bedhe ghar ko, hene de yakeen khaar.
00:29Maa shukar khaar.
00:30Khaar da koi paan na nahi chhadeya hana ne.
00:31Maa shukar khaar, tinne putar
00:33tere barsre rozgaar hi gaye ne.
00:35Barsre rozgaar kya ho?
00:36Paise kaan se kamaat hai?
00:37Aayat juga kher dahi.
00:38Aur tum?
00:38Main wheeler hi gaye.
00:39Aayat kheto juga,
00:40maa aakar log kade khaar paan deto hindi.
00:42Enna thanda paani, yakeen khaar,
00:43mai kauli tohni hana,
00:44thinda hi nahi ladda bicho.
00:46Saade na nahi gila karo,
00:48ke thadde paani na paan deto hindi.
00:50Taan mai gheeje dada kaar labke dita si,
00:52othe jaya karo.
00:54Sharm karo.
00:55Kyon?
00:56Tum log ayashi karte phirte ho,
00:57tumhari maa jo hai bechari.
00:59Main hona hana no room chhadke chaliye,
01:01mera chautha putt jara ithe hoda si maroom.
01:03Aapka shohar kaha hai aaj?
01:04Wo chhadke hai,
01:05manu mota jara main keeta hai,
01:06yathe lehanda bhi.
01:07Wo kyu chhodke hai aapko?
01:08Hain na diya kratoota?
01:09Nahi nahi,
01:10ammi ka mobile bhi akhli hao la.
01:13Asal gaale yeh bhai hai na.
01:15Jee jee.
01:16Waalda ne jinnah na shadi keeti,
01:17doosre abbu saade.
01:18Jee jee.
01:19Ona di ulaad khada aa bhi hi si.
01:21Tahi gaale bhaji,
01:22ek bachah te ona da nishaiye kaha si.
01:25Koi toh kuch bhi nahi,
01:26aap wo juba keerda si sir.
01:27Tohba, tohba.
01:28Na maaf kare.
01:29Mujtande munde one wheeling karte.
01:31Tum jaante hune?
01:32Nahi jaante nahi,
01:33pata laga.
01:33Nahi agar tum one wheeling karte ho,
01:35toh maud ke khu mein apni bike chalao,
01:36jo paise usse kamaoge,
01:37wo apni maa ke haath mein laga.
01:38Tum bhi alaag ho gaya na.
01:39Tum bhi ek dene maai bhi umar te haana hai.
01:41Balkh bhi haani hai.
01:44O bhaji ko ona deezat hai,
01:45ki jade motorcycle maud de khu chalaan de gaye.
01:48O mai o kaam kar le,
01:49mere de padhawane nahi chhatna.
01:51Maashre de bech chhoti ki rahe gaye jee.
01:53Nahi par aatre jo kaam karte hai na,
01:55na inshallah kaar che bhi kuch nahi chhatna.
01:58Main hun chalni hai Dubai.
01:59Acha hai.
02:00Main munda usse set ho gaye hai.
02:01Shukr-e-Allah.
02:01Acha ek bida acha nikalaya hai.
02:03Ek munda bhi jo nek nikalaya hai.
02:04Aisa nahi toh main nahi jamein,
02:05ek te sahi nikalega.
02:06O baskad walda, baskad.
02:08Block.
02:08Dubai de naa hi nahi chhanga hai,
02:09ghaak muluk te aur le la.
02:11Kyun jee?
02:11Andher bhi,
02:12regastani saap,
02:13ram na gharb.
02:14Nahi, aapne bohot achha faisla ke.
02:15Main achal nahi hai,
02:16onne ke maa aithe,
02:17takke khaan de hi,
02:18yeh log kala karahi,
02:18Pandey toh nahi hai.
02:20Inna ne mainu koi thaana jara
02:21nahi bakhaaya,
02:22inna ne.
02:22Baar.
02:22Yakeen ghar hoon de hai,
02:23aise cho mera waqf ho hai.
02:25Huh?
02:25Huh?
02:25Mainu kadimdi phone kar raha hai,
02:26aaye tera munda nahi padhe hai aise.
02:29Dekhein,
02:29inko sharm nahi aani,
02:31ke inki maa,
02:32dar-dar ki thokre khaati hai,
02:33bheek maangti hai,
02:35logon ki guri baate sunti hai,
02:37aur yeh yashi karte hai.
02:38Main thokra kitte khaani na,
02:39main galan sonni,
02:40main agalita kaam,
02:40kar kitte kaar hai.
02:43Ki bol raha ho?
02:43Kithe ghi,
02:44aaj ho nahi ghi,
02:44wo jari meri pyaan bani hi si.
02:46Uski tabait kharab hai,
02:47khaala ji.
02:47Haan,
02:48mubarak ho,
02:48maashallah,
02:49do ho jane nahi,
02:49unte.
02:51Main,
02:51main,
02:51main.
02:51Zukaam mukhaar hai usko.
02:53Itho kaam shuroon de hai,
02:54ki?
02:55Haan ji,
02:56taanda hai,
02:56toh.
02:56Aise yaari,
02:56mainu khaang si.
02:58Aise yaari,
02:58mainu zukaam si.
02:59Haan,
02:59aise yaari,
03:00main toh na rahi nahi saath.
03:02Parhaal,
03:03aaj to baad hai,
03:03bache tere baad hai,
03:04main khaal jaa rahi hain,
03:06toh ino aata yaan dakh rahi hain,
03:07hai jara munda hai na,
03:08aata baut aata yaan dakh rahi hain.
03:09Kyun?
03:09Telephone khulla hi rakha hai,
03:10khaare kede wale,
03:11kitho chaung chit gaya ho hai,
03:13usko one wheeling karta hai.
03:14Oye,
03:15aata yaan kar rahi hain,
03:16hainu pyaahe pyaahe de rahe hain,
03:17kehne motor na laa ke bhehi tabhe.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Aisa karna hai.
03:20Hainu do akzaar pyaahe de rahe hain,
03:22kar shaham na.
03:22Deli,
03:23deli.
03:23Nahi,
03:24saari zimmedaari hain,
03:24mujh pe daal rahi hain,
03:25aur khud jaa rahi hain.
03:26Aap paal hai inhe.
03:27Aap nahi,
03:27akhar ho pe daal rahi hain,
03:28paani hain,
03:29toh phir aap ta na na jaa.
03:30Pahin aagha,
03:30tusi bhi siyaane bande ho,
03:32main khara uthe rahe pe na,
03:33main Dubai jaana,
03:34main murke aman,
03:35mera munda kada,
03:35jareef hai,
03:36Muscat.
03:37Main jaana ma apna,
03:38uthe,
03:39Turki.
03:39Aadi.
03:40Istanbul toh toh,
03:40main Greece cha baad jaana.
03:41Paaji,
03:42yeh hukamda jehkha,
03:44toh si jaoge,
03:44jeh na aaya,
03:45phir nahi jaoge.
03:46Maaji,
03:46dehnde,
03:46dehnde.
03:47Tari birbani,
03:47birbani.
03:48Na, na.
03:48Mang pata,
03:48tari birbani.
03:49Yeh munda,
03:49flasher hai gaye,
03:50nahi yakha baari,
03:51sutna main pata.
03:52Dekhe,
03:53yeh tarbiyat maa ki hoti hai,
03:54aapne theek tarbiyat nahi ki.
03:55Tarbiyat ki thi,
03:56yeh kedi maa,
03:57duniya de aisi hai ki,
03:58Arun sahab,
03:59keh jari kehndi,
03:59keh mere bache,
04:00nasha karna.
04:01Kedi maa,
04:02mera putar juha khede.
04:03Yeh bachpanji ka jaonda hai,
04:04maa yeh toh,
04:05tasha iniya,
04:05lakauniya hai,
04:06phir lab lehnda hai.
04:07Hain?
04:07Wo toh,
04:07maa pate pute lale nahi,
04:08unisa.
04:09Toh phir,
04:09kaar chpe,
04:10aap jeh,
04:10mang pata khed lehnda hai.
04:11Seh,
04:11kado kaandi khed lehnda hai.
04:12Hain?
04:13Haan.
04:13Ali.
04:13Chha, chha.
04:14Aur,
04:14aur iski dafah?
04:15Yeh di baar,
04:15min nahi pata laga,
04:16yeh aap hi nikhde hai.
04:19Maa kehni,
04:19yeh piyo,
04:20inna da idda changda nahi,
04:21kaar aana,
04:21unne yakeen kaar,
04:22inna na fruit lehna,
04:23main khwaya phir,
04:24malo karke kyu nikhde hai?
04:27Inna da piyo,
04:27yakeen kaar,
04:28vipanji hazaar payya,
04:29chhatke maraya si.
04:30Hain?
04:31Haan.
04:31Vees pachis hazaar?
04:32Haan.
04:33Wo son,
04:34pichvinjaj pahut hoga si?
04:36Abbaji ne bada kumaya hai,
04:37yakeen karo.
04:37Yeh ghali,
04:38aisi nashe chhi ujhaadi,
04:39yeh saari phim.
04:41Aapke unse,
04:41waise love marriage thi?
04:42Love marriage si ki,
04:44ek wyaad,
04:45dume kathe hoye saan si.
04:46Acha.
04:47Woh se main karte,
04:47thoda bada pankhda paya,
04:48deh utho hi mara aashak hoga,
04:50utho minu chimde hai.
04:52Arun sahab,
04:52inke jo doosre husband the,
04:54kaafi farwah the,
04:55toh unke woh kidhar gaye hai?
04:56Woh unne vichi uth boh lehna,
04:57pehne merna,
04:58aagya ho,
04:58chaar bunde.
04:59Waise unka na,
05:00koi dimaaghi masla tha,
05:01aapko yaad hoga,
05:01woh kehte the,
05:02ke main subah utha hun,
05:03naashte ke liye jaake,
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07:05Acha, seeti marne pe aayega?
07:06Na, na, seeti nahi marne pe, putar jaan da.
07:09Dekhe, hamdardi koi cheez hoti hain, inke bachon ka dhyaan rakh loonga main, koi baat nahi.
07:13Lekin aap na jaayena phir aap.
07:14Nahi, maine jaana hi jaana aayega.
07:16Phir le jaayena roon na aale.
07:18Bus pe aaye hun chal nahi haan.
07:19Tohdi, meri.
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07:51Hahaha
07:55Guys mentioned you had a breakoman
07:56took a few hours to get em
07:57see you after break