Marhoom Aur Agha Majid Ki To To Mein Mein
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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:05Now, we have a couple with us
00:07who recently got married.
00:09They came to watch our show.
00:11But their wife complains
00:13that they are very serious.
00:15So, let's try to make them laugh.
00:17Welcome to the show, both of you.
00:19Thank you so much.
00:20But we didn't get married recently.
00:21We got married at home, sir.
00:22By recently, I mean recently.
00:24I mean, you got married a few days ago.
00:26Right.
00:27You are too serious.
00:28How long have you been married?
00:29It's been two weeks.
00:30So, it's been two recently, right?
00:32Tell me, when did you realize
00:34that he is a very serious man?
00:36Mr. Haroon, I realized it
00:37on the day of the wedding.
00:38How?
00:39When the food came on the table,
00:40he said, take the food.
00:42Bring lentils for me, Saadi.
00:44Sir, when there will be
00:45an unfair distribution of wealth,
00:47the food won't reach the basic people.
00:50So, how can I eat that expensive food?
00:52I just feed myself with lentils and roti.
00:54Wow, wow.
00:55So, why did you cook all that
00:56at the wedding?
00:57Yes.
00:58I don't know who cooked it.
00:59I mean, my brother-in-law cooked it.
01:00So, what was there at the wedding?
01:02At the wedding,
01:04my father's brother-in-law
01:05cooked a few dishes.
01:08My father's brother-in-law.
01:09I mean, uncle.
01:10Uncle.
01:11The way you are looking so serious,
01:13I feel that when you would have
01:14taken the wedding procession,
01:15you wouldn't have even taken the band.
01:17No, no.
01:18The drummer would have come.
01:19We called him ourselves.
01:20But he said in anger,
01:21stop playing the drum.
01:22I don't like it at all.
01:23Mr. Haroon,
01:24I hear whispers from all sides.
01:26Can anyone like playing the drum?
01:28Brother, don't worry.
01:29The one who has brought it up
01:30will die soon.
01:32Don't worry.
01:33Even if the whole village dies,
01:34you can't become Jodhuri.
01:36Brother, come out of the seriousness.
01:38Sir, the thing is
01:39life doesn't run on fun.
01:40Life runs on philosophy.
01:42Wow.
01:43If life
01:44runs on philosophy,
01:47then its facts will die.
01:49And the day its facts die,
01:51that day your soul will die.
01:53And the day your soul dies,
01:55there will be a living corpse.
01:56Mr. Haroon,
01:57why doesn't the philosophy
01:58produce any result?
02:00See, I personally feel
02:02that if the result of philosophy
02:04starts coming out
02:06in every gathering,
02:08then life and the world
02:09will become very boring.
02:10Wow.
02:11Because philosophy
02:12shows you both sides.
02:14If one philosophy
02:15shows you the heads of coins,
02:17then another shows you the tails.
02:18That's why I feel
02:20that all philosophies
02:21should remain alive.
02:23You should listen to your point of view.
02:25And the major questions
02:27of philosophy,
02:28like why?
02:29Like science wants to know
02:30what and how?
02:32Philosophy wants to know
02:34why?
02:35Okay?
02:36So all these are very important.
02:37Mr. Haroon,
02:38you said a very good thing.
02:39Actually,
02:40philosophy is
02:41a journey
02:42from knowing to not knowing.
02:43Wow.
02:44Wow.
02:45Before marriage,
02:46you had no idea
02:47about his temperament.
02:49Before marriage,
02:50he used to impress me
02:51with such things.
02:52Full time.
02:53Aflatoon said this,
02:54Rustu said this,
02:55and Nietzsche said this.
02:56Nietzsche's acquaintance,
02:57Faiz couldn't find it.
02:59He gave it to Kikkar.
03:01He got hurt.
03:02He got hurt.
03:03Sir, Faiz
03:04didn't talk about Nietzsche,
03:05the philosopher.
03:06It was something else.
03:07Nietzsche is the philosopher
03:08that I'm talking about.
03:09What did he give you
03:10at the face-off?
03:11At the face-off,
03:12he told me
03:13that he has nothing
03:14to give you.
03:15He can give you
03:16a few glasses, a few whiskeys.
03:17Don't worry, sister.
03:18He'll leave soon.
03:20Suppose
03:21he gives birth
03:22to a child
03:23because of this,
03:24won't he be happy?
03:25If he has a child,
03:26he'll have another
03:27mouth to feed.
03:28This country
03:29will have more burden.
03:30He'll be in debt
03:31on the first day.
03:32The land
03:33won't increase by an inch.
03:34How can a small mouth
03:35be in debt, brother?
03:36If I knew,
03:37I would've come
03:38very close
03:39and hit the brakes.
03:41Sir, you want me
03:42to keep laughing?
03:43I laughed.
03:44I can't hear
03:45the screams
03:46of the society
03:47when I laugh.
03:48Even after seeing
03:49such a beautiful wife,
03:50you don't look happy.
03:51What do you mean
03:52by beautiful?
03:53Her beauty
03:54is due to the makeup,
03:55the powder,
03:56and the redness.
03:57Here,
03:58it's all about
03:59being rich.
04:00This girl
04:01would've looked
04:02ugly
04:03if she was poor.
04:04Oh, man.
04:09Tell your father
04:10that you haven't
04:11called me for so long.
04:12Tell him
04:13that you don't like
04:14being a father.
04:16Sir, tell me
04:17what's the reason
04:18for your seriousness?
04:19What's the problem?
04:20People like you
04:21are the reason
04:22for my seriousness.
04:23Huh?
04:24People who don't
04:25care about their feelings.
04:26People who don't know
04:27that the caravan
04:28is being looted.
04:29Who's looting the caravan?
04:30This economic system.
04:31What economic system
04:32is there in Pakistan?
04:33The unfair distribution
04:34of wealth.
04:35So, which system
04:36is better
04:37in comparison to this?
04:38This one.
04:40Okay, tell me
04:41something
04:42that makes you
04:43truly happy.
04:44There's nothing
04:45that makes him happy.
04:46There's one thing.
04:47What?
04:48Death.
04:49Huh?
04:50Death that takes
04:51people like me
04:52out of this life.
04:53Okay, I'll make
04:54the arrangements.
04:55Saqib.
04:56Yes, yes.
04:57I'm sorry.
05:00I think
05:01you have a trauma.
05:02No, no.
05:03I'm just fat.
05:05When he was born
05:06his father
05:07congratulated him
05:08and asked him
05:09to be serious at home.
05:11When you were born
05:12your father
05:13told you
05:14to be serious at home.
05:15Hey, hey.
05:16Stop!
05:17Stop.
05:18What the hell
05:19have you done?
05:20I brought you
05:21to Shukarbandhi.
05:22I loved
05:23another girl.
05:24I got married to her.
05:25She already gave me
05:26the gold I wanted.
05:27I don't understand it.
05:32Yes, Doctor,
05:33you tell me
05:34something
05:35that makes you
05:36truly happy.
05:38I'll give you
05:39a few hints
05:40to tell you
05:41what all
05:42I don't like.
05:43I don't like it.
05:44Wow!
05:45I don't like any party, any movement.
05:49Wow!
05:50That means you don't like the deceased.
05:53Wow!
05:54But I don't like one or two people in every party.
05:57Wow!
05:58I don't like any party.
06:01Wow!
06:05Both the parties rejected me.
06:09Both the parties rejected me.
06:11What should I say?
06:12Both the parties rejected me.
06:14What should I say?
06:15A person shouted, I don't like it.
06:18Wow!
06:20A person shouted, I don't like it.
06:23And I am a government employee.
06:25Without any interest.
06:27Wow!
06:28This is very strange.
06:29Then you can't be a government employee.
06:32I am a government employee.
06:34Without any interest.
06:36If I have to break a brick.
06:38I don't like it.
06:40Wow!
06:41And the gas told me.
06:43That my bill will come.
06:45Wow!
06:46The gas told me.
06:47The gas told me that my bill will come.
06:50But to come in the stove.
06:52I don't like it.
06:55The gas reminded me.
06:56Mr. Salim, how are you now?
06:58Boss, I have a cylinder.
07:01I never get confused with useless people.
07:04Any useful person.
07:06I don't like it.
07:08Wow!
07:09Any useful person.
07:11I don't like it.
07:12If my wife threatens me.
07:15I don't like it.
07:19And if I give birth to a child.
07:21I don't like it.
07:23I don't like it.
07:26Wow!
07:27Wow!
07:28Wow!
07:29Wow!
07:30And the last line.
07:317-8 is fine.
07:33This is acceptable.
07:34Wow!
07:35Wow!
07:367-8 is fine.
07:37This is acceptable.
07:39But every year.
07:41Wow!
07:42I don't like it.
07:46Ladies and gentlemen.
07:47There is a small break.
07:48Don't go anywhere.
07:49See you after the break.