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01:08You broke the news of this brother named Matthew Sluca.
01:11He's a quarterback.
01:12Brother?
01:13Yeah, he's our brother.
01:14At UNLV, he basically said that he's not going to play the rest of the season because he
01:18was not getting his NIL money.
01:20He said he was promised $100,000 and he's gotten about $12,000 of it.
01:28You're the college football guy.
01:29You're the TikTok creator.
01:30Oh, let's not forget.
01:31I broke his side of the story before anybody.
01:34OK.
01:35Well, tell us.
01:36Yeah, no.
01:37Well, Sluca, originally it came out that Sluca wasn't, he released a tweet last night, essentially
01:41no tapping, saying, hey, I'm leaving, keeping my eligibility was not given what I was guaranteed.
01:46And this morning, Barry Odom goes out and gives all of his stories to his buddies in
01:50the media.
01:51Barry Odom's the coach at UNLV and said, hey, Sluca came to me and asked for $300,000 and
01:56he wants more on the market.
01:57He hired a new agent, yada, yada, yada.
02:01Then I broke the story that Sluca's side, don't laugh, Scoop City is very real.
02:06It's been around for a very long time.
02:08It broke the news of Andre Jackson committing to Andre Jackson committing to UConn and whatnot.
02:15All of that to be, all that being said, Sluca's side was that, hey, I haven't been paid, I
02:22haven't been paid at all, close to nothing, haven't even had my living expenses paid for.
02:27Matthew Sluca's father contacts ESPN, they break that.
02:32Then his NIL representation, Marcus Cromartie of Equity Sports, told ESPN that Sluca was
02:38verbally, nope, keep, nope, go back up.
02:42Literally promised a minimum of $100,000 from a UNLV assistant coach for transferring
02:47there.
02:48This goes back to the entire issue of NIL, that people guarantee different things.
02:52Collective guarantees one thing, coach guarantees another, offensive coordinator guarantees
02:56one thing.
02:57You don't get it, then your coach tells you the kick rocks.
03:00Is there not like a written contract?
03:02It's kind of, it's like up in the air still.
03:05It seems like there isn't one here, but it's a-
03:06They just shake hands and go, yep.
03:09That's a lot of NIL stuff.
03:10This is where it gets a little bit confusing, and there would have to be a true NIL expert
03:14to come on.
03:16Before you asked that question, Nate, UNLV's NIL collective then went to Ross Dellinger,
03:22who works at Yahoo now, I think he was at Sports Illustrated now, he's at Yahoo, essentially
03:26saying hey, we never shook hands to that agreement.
03:31We also hadn't really heard from this guy, Marcus Cromartie of Equity Sports until late
03:37August.
03:39So we don't know what Matthew Sluke is talking about.
03:41We're excited about UNLV for the rest of the season with the players that are still there.
03:45So I read that the NIL rules are a little dicey where you're not allowed to sign an
03:55NIL deal until you've, after you've committed to the school-
03:58And enrolled.
03:59And enrolled, so they can basically offer you the world, and then when you enroll, you're
04:04committed to the school, they can be like, we didn't, nothing signed, we don't have to
04:08do anything.
04:09Yeah, now the only thing there is, that's scummy business and it would mess you up for
04:15the rest of other NIL deals and whatnot, people wouldn't trust you, but that being said, this
04:20is the ultimate he said, she said, and it's still developing, by the time this gets published
04:24it could be a completely different story, it's changed like 55 times.
04:28Sluke is from, he was a transfer quarterback from Holy Cross, he's from Long Island, went
04:34to the same high school as Rhea and Glennie, he was a Long Island high school football
04:40legend, he's been playing pretty well, UNLV's 3-0, they have a chance to make the college
04:43football playoff.
04:44That's what I was going to say, they have a chance to make the playoff, it sounds like
04:47the coach and him now don't trust each other, if they're like-
04:49Yeah, no, yeah, and he wanted to make sure that he kept a year of eligibility, because
04:55he didn't take his red shirt year at Holy Cross, and you can play up to four games as
04:59a red shirt.
05:00Okay, but I was going to say, if he came back to UNLV and like just, this is all out
05:04there, and he's like, I'm going to play anyways, would he be a hero, and then like get more
05:07money in the future?
05:08Well, I don't know-
05:09A playoff appearance?
05:10Well, he wouldn't, he's going to have no, this is his last-
05:13He's already said that he's not playing the rest of the year, he posted like a whole graphic
05:17and message on Twitter.
05:19Well, he also, if he played the rest of the year, he's out of eligibility.
05:22He can't red shirt then, yeah.
05:23He basically posted a transfer letter, he's already transferring, and the season's not
05:29even over.
05:30The injury risk is too high anyway, to not get paid.
05:33So he was getting $3,000 a month when he claimed he was promised $100K at least.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Not great.
05:40And living expenses weren't paid for.
05:42Yeah, it's huge, especially when you're in college.
05:45This is, SVP quote tweeted Trill Tyler, he used to work here, and Tyler's just like,
05:51NIL's basically a drug deal called and bad, who are you going to tell?
05:55There's no exact rule, there's no committee that can take one side or the other, it's
06:01just all up in the air.
06:02I side with the player here, if he was told, I don't think he would lie about being told
06:08one thing and getting another, but it's also like, why would the university, especially
06:13if they're undefeated and they have a quarterback playing well-
06:15The university's not involved.
06:16Or why would the NIL collective, I guess is what I meant.
06:19Why would they not-
06:20Yeah, I mean, there's always issues with these NIL collectives, potentially someone that
06:24was going to donate a million dollars didn't.
06:26Liquidity issues, yeah.
06:27And then also, they have to pay basketball players, they have to pay, and maybe they
06:31were just like, maybe Barry Odom just thought that Sluca wasn't good enough.
06:36He has been starting pretty well, he's been playing pretty well, his passing hasn't been
06:40as great as expected, but he, I mean, they're three now.
06:43Yeah.
06:44Billy.
06:45There's two things.
06:46One, it's Vegas, so the money could have disappeared.
06:49Two, if they get another quarterback who plays well and they continue to have success, that
06:54might actually tank his transfer stock.
06:56Yes.
06:57Unless he already has a deal on the table.
06:59Well, his transfer stock isn't really high right now, because he's 24, 25, he's only
07:06going to come in for like a year, maybe he's 22, 23.
07:10He's pretty good, but it's like, he was on the market for this year, and the best that
07:15he got was kind of a shady deal with UNLV.
07:18And there was a lot of teams even now that wish they had a quarterback, so this may have
07:23been a situation where he bet on himself, but he still had to go to UNLV and win this job.
07:27This wasn't like UNLV was like, you're our quarterback.
07:29You had to beat out this guy, Michael Hodge-Williams, who was a transfer from Campbell University,
07:36which is another FCS.
07:37So I mean, we'll see.
07:38I mean, I'm cheering for Matthew Sluka, but it's still, I heard Rick Pitino's involved.
07:43All right, more to come.
07:44How's he involved?
07:45That's all I've been told.
07:46Don't be surprised if Rick Pitino is involved.
07:49Oh, that's true.
07:50That's all I've been told by people that told me things that have become true.
07:53Will this be the TikTok that puts you over one million on TikTok?
07:56No, I don't think people will care that much about this one.
07:58Topic two, also presented by Pink Whitney.
08:02So the White Sox, they have five games left.
08:05They are currently tied for most losses in Major League Baseball history.
08:09Last night they did win the game, and at the game, a man proposed on the jumbo chair, on
08:15whatever you want to call it, the big screen.
08:18120 loss White Sox game.
08:21He might be doing a bit.
08:22He might have thought it was funny.
08:24Maybe him and his fiance are huge White Sox fans, and they thought it would be funny to
08:29get engaged.
08:30Or maybe he's just the worst reader of the room possible.
08:34Either way.
08:35I think it's like, if it's raining on your wedding day, you have good luck for your wedding.
08:39If you do this, the shittiest team of all time, it can only go up, you're guaranteed
08:43good luck on your wedding.
08:44But do we have eyes on the couple?
08:47We don't.
08:48Because if the White Sox were told, hey, we're having a proposal, you'd think they would
08:52record that.
08:53They usually record these things.
08:55You're woke on it.
08:56You think they're trying to go viral.
08:57No, not the White Sox.
08:58I think some guy's trying to go viral.
09:00He thinks it's funny.
09:01Like a White Sox, Dave and Jace guy.
09:04It's just like, hey, I'm not saying it's White Sox, Dave, because obviously, I don't think
09:09he was at the game last night.
09:11But that's what I'm saying, where it's like, do we have, look, it's just one of those graphics
09:16that an eight-year-old gets wished his happy birthday on.
09:19It's not one.
09:20There's usually, when there's proposals, the stadium hears about it, and it's like, oh,
09:25do it in between the third and fourth.
09:28I think 99% of times, proposing in public or at a sporting event or whatever is lame
09:34and corny.
09:35I get it if you met at a White Sox game.
09:37But I think in this case, when you're at the 120-loss White Sox game, it's pretty funny.
09:43Is it still good luck if they didn't end up losing this game?
09:46Right now, I think it's bad luck, because they won the game.
09:49They had to lose for it to be good luck.
09:51It looks like there's a decent amount of people in the field.
09:53It was sold out last night.
09:55MLB history.
09:57It was sold out?
10:00It was sold out, because people went to go see them lose their $150 game.
10:04Yeah.
10:05But they won.
10:06But they won.
10:09The players must have been just laughing.
10:12I saw a Chicago tweet.
10:13It was like, think again if you thought you were going to be the 121st loss in 157 games.
10:22Oh, think again.
10:23That's what you're saying.
10:24The record's 122 for a season?
10:26Yeah.
10:27120.
10:28They have 120 losses right now.
10:30They're going for the 121st.
10:32Oh, what, they kind of hit a walk-off?
10:34They hit a walk-off?
10:35Yeah.
10:36That's unbelievable.
10:37Which is also crazy.
10:38The Padres clinched the playoffs with a triple play with Otani on deck.
10:41That was pretty cool, too.
10:42Pretty cool night of baseball last night.
10:44I say don't sell the team for the White Sox.
10:46They're on the up-and-up.
10:48This guy knows what he's doing.
10:49If he's selling out stadiums, he's so bad that you're good.
10:53Be so bad and then get good.
10:55That's kind of like a movie.
11:01Oh, no, it's a Nathan for you.
11:04Be so bad that people start to come.
11:07And then once you're so bad and you're on the precipice of breaking the record,
11:12you get good.
11:13So people have to come again and again and again and again.
11:17You might just win the next five games.
11:18Yes.
11:19And then, hey, it's better than being a 100-loss team.
11:24No, being the worst team is so much better than being a 95-100-loss team.
11:31Being comically bad is always going to be better than just being pretty bad.
11:36Meek fails to the last line.
11:37He'd rather lose 120 games in the regular season
11:39than have the Mets blow it to the Braves again,
11:43which may be happening,
11:44but the Braves' weather machine is currently being revved up
11:47so Chris Sale can face the Mets for 18 innings.
11:50Yeah, I saw that.
11:51I saw KFC's going crazy.
11:53They didn't plan for the weather.
11:54I saw Meek.
11:55No, MLB is a joke.
11:57You can't predict that stuff?
11:59No, they want the Yankees.
12:00They're in the fucking back pocket of the Yankees.
12:02They want the Yankees to get all the attention.
12:06Fair enough.
12:08Isn't there a chance that if the Diamondbacks lose out,
12:12they just don't have to play these games?
12:14There is a chance of all that.
12:16I mean, there's three games after these games,
12:18but then also because of this hurricane that's coming,
12:22it's going to be tough for them.
12:23Of course, the Braves are home this week,
12:24and the Mets have to travel.
12:26They're going to have to take a bus.
12:28Yeah.
12:30And then the Mets have the brew.
12:31And one of the players has a back injury.
12:34They'll probably have the worst bus.
12:35Greyhound.
12:36Yeah.
12:37No, there's no reclining.
12:38No relaxing in those buses.
12:39No, he's going to be injured.
12:40And then you try to lay down in the seats,
12:42and you get a seat belt on your side.
12:43Yeah.
12:44Do I have to do that?
12:45Yeah.
12:46Just do this first.
12:47Okay.
12:48Topic number three.
12:49You are from Indiana,
12:50and Jack, you are a proponent of women's sports.
12:52Always have been.
12:53Kaitlyn Clark's playoff debut had more viewers
12:55than the other three first-round games combined,
12:58and it was the most viewers on one WNBA game
13:01since the 2000 finals.
13:03That's 24 years ago.
13:04Kaitlyn Clark, obviously, is the needle mover.
13:07Game two tonight, must win.
13:09It's a best-of-three.
13:10Must win for Kaitlyn and the gals.
13:12Must win, and then bring it home to Indiana.
13:14Do you know what the spread is?
13:15Are they...
13:16I don't.
13:17The last one was...
13:18Game three would be in Indiana.
13:19Yeah, which is crazy.
13:20They play the...
13:21That's actually a wild concept.
13:23Yeah.
13:24The team with a higher seed...
13:25Doesn't get to close that game.
13:26...doesn't get to close that game at home.
13:28But then it's just like,
13:29you got to close it out in two.
13:30Like, you know.
13:31But that's crazy.
13:33It's a game seven, essentially.
13:34Yeah.
13:35On the road.
13:36Yeah.
13:37I have a feeling...
13:38That's...
13:39That's girl math.
13:41I have a feeling it's all about money,
13:42and I think that'll change soon,
13:44just because they're making more money than they ever have.
13:46I have a question.
13:47What happened in the 2000 finals?
13:49I bet it was just on ABC,
13:51and it just happened to be watched a lot.
13:52Bro, that was...
13:53I bet it was the New York...
13:54That was the glory.
13:55Leslie Sparks.
13:56That was like...
13:57Lisa Leslie, Cheryl Spooks.
13:58Lisa Leslie for the Sparks.
13:59And also it was like...
14:00Rebecca Lobo.
14:01Back then.
14:02I don't know any of those names.
14:03I was one years old.
14:04Dude, WNBA, when it came on the scene,
14:06had all these just absolute ballers who...
14:08And they ran commercials non-stop on ESPN and ABC.
14:11Like, they were, like, really...
14:13And also, like, back then, people just watched TV more.
14:16Yeah.
14:17We just watched television.
14:18Yeah.
14:19I mean...
14:20Like actual TV.
14:21The Mystics were just selling out every game
14:22at what's now Capital One, but...
14:24I took...
14:25What's the Western Fin...
14:26Oh, so it was New York.
14:27That's probably why.
14:28Oh, that was the Rebecca Lobo.
14:29Yeah.
14:30Oh.
14:31Western Finals.
14:32Who won it?
14:33That was Cheryl Miller on Houston, I believe.
14:35I was gonna say, it had to have been Houston.
14:36Houston won, like...
14:37I did a TikTok about...
14:40And then they just...
14:41RFK.
14:42And the whole Olivia Newsy situation.
14:44And then I brought up RFK's wife.
14:46Cheryl.
14:47Called her Cheryl Miller.
14:49Nah, not it.
14:51How are they doing?
14:52Are they still together?
14:54Well, in RFK's defense,
14:56he was trying to just live his life,
14:58and this woman was just sexting him non-stop.
15:01That's his...
15:02One-sided?
15:03You didn't know about this?
15:04She's been...
15:05Look it up.
15:06She was sexting him non-stop.
15:08And he was just trying to be, like...
15:10You know the meme of the priest?
15:12Like, it was...
15:13Look it up.
15:14That's a fact.
15:15And I'm not saying this because I support RFK.
15:18I'm like 50-50 on him.
15:20Did you see the texts?
15:22Are those leaked?
15:23No, no.
15:24Okay, okay, that's...
15:25Billy's just horny.
15:26No, no, I'm just...
15:27Crazy.
15:28I gotta see.
15:29I gotta take some notes.
15:30I'm just saying, like, it was all one-sided.
15:32That poor...
15:33Her poor...
15:34Her...
15:35Fiancé.
15:36Fiancé, who was also...
15:38But listen to this.
15:39He was also at the New Yorker before,
15:43and got fired for sexual misconduct.
15:45Oh, he did?
15:46Her fiancé...
15:47We're just a country of horny people.
15:49They broke up, though.
15:50Everyone's horny.
15:51The world's horny.
15:52Everyone's horny.
15:53It's all we are.
15:54Is that how they got the bear story?
15:55The New Yorker?
15:56No, the bear story came out...
15:58Someone take that.
15:59Rfk's...
16:00Rfk's own doing.
16:01I know, but they said that either it was the New York magazine
16:05or the New Yorker was gonna air it.
16:07So I was like, is that how they got it?
16:08From the sex?
16:09The bear story's hilarious, though.
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16:57Ellen. You remember Ellen?
16:59Yep.
17:01She's been in Hollywood forever.
17:03She got, I don't want to say cancelled,
17:05but she got kind of kicked out of Hollywood a bit
17:07for being mean to her staff.
17:09A lot of bad stories came out about her.
17:11She has a new stand-up on Netflix.
17:13I think it dropped today.
17:15Last night.
17:17I'll say this.
17:19It's very hard to get
17:21to where Ellen was
17:23in entertainment
17:25without stepping on some people's faces
17:27along the way.
17:29Every single mega, mega, mega successful person
17:31has horror stories about...
17:33Jimmy Fallon has terrible stories
17:35about how he treats his staff.
17:37Howard Stern, not known for being the greatest...
17:39Every mega famous person
17:41has these stories.
17:43Jimmy Kimmel. Racist.
17:45Yes.
17:47Epstein.
17:49She has a new special where she kind of goes through...
17:51I think Jimmy was more Diddy than Epstein.
17:53We'll see.
17:55Put the mic down, Billy.
17:57She has a new special right now.
17:59She kind of goes through her whole thing.
18:01Her whole spiel.
18:03There are some wild clips that you can see on Twitter.
18:05Jack, you mentioned it before we started.
18:07She goes, I'm a proud, powerful woman.
18:09She gets a five-minute standing ovation
18:11from the crowd.
18:13Obviously, it's a very Ellen crowd.
18:15What was the movie where they gave them
18:17a ten-minute standing ovation?
18:19That happens at Cannes every year.
18:22At the film festival?
18:24Yeah, it was at one of the film festivals.
18:26They gave some actress a ten-minute ovation
18:28for a movie that ended up just being dog shit.
18:30They don't want to be on the wrong side.
18:32They're like, what if this is actually considered
18:34a masterpiece?
18:36They always give these huge standing ovations.
18:38A ten-minute ovation is just insane.
18:40They're all hoity-toity,
18:42Hollywood elites.
18:44Gosh almighty, who the hell are we?
18:46I don't know.
18:48Do you have anything on Ellen, Vibs, or Jack?
18:50Do you, Billy?
18:52I didn't know this was a four-man run.
18:54Billy is chomping at the bit.
18:56Do you have anything on Ellen, Jack?
18:58No, I want Billy's go.
19:00Billy, what do you got?
19:02I thought what everyone thinks
19:04about Ellen, terrible person,
19:06why is she on TV?
19:08Working in entertainment
19:10slightly and realizing
19:12that being nice
19:14and presentable and entertaining
19:16the whole time,
19:18when you're off camera,
19:20you don't want to be nice or entertaining for anybody.
19:22That contributes to a lot of it.
19:24She had interns being like,
19:26Ellen wouldn't look at me. It's like, shut up, intern,
19:28and get her a coffee. I don't really
19:30have sympathy for all these
19:32very low...
19:34They think they have a seat at the table.
19:36When do we become such soft
19:38libs that everybody is equal?
19:40You're not equal to Ellen.
19:42You're not...
19:44Are you clapping for me?
19:47I'm clapping.
19:49I'm doing the 57 second...
19:51I understand
19:53that you should be kind to people
19:55and her whole thing was she would
19:57sign off every episode, like, be nice to each other.
19:59It doesn't mean that behind
20:01the scenes she was just throwing
20:03flowers at the interns. Interns,
20:05go do your intern job, and if you fuck up,
20:07you deserve to be yelled at. That's how you cut your teeth
20:09in the industry.
20:11Don't act holier than thou, though.
20:13Dave does that, but Dave's not a holier than thou.
20:15Also, you can play...
20:17She's an actress. You can play sweet Ellen
20:19on TV and still be bitch Ellen
20:21behind the scenes. So she's fake?
20:23Yeah. Isn't everybody in Hollywood?
20:25Well, yeah, yeah. I agree. They should all
20:27burn. Yeah.
20:29I think that's the biggest takeaway.
20:31I don't care about them.
20:33Poor Ellen. She left with hundreds of millions
20:35of dollars. Boo-hoo. People said she was mean.
20:37Uh, Vibs, you got anything?
20:39Are you gonna watch the special?
20:41I am gonna watch it tonight. Yeah, of course you are, you lib.
20:43Yeah, watching the trailer,
20:45I feel like I've watched enough.
20:47She used to be, I don't know, she used to be really talented.
20:49She used to be good at stand-up,
20:51but I feel like she's been in it for so long that her stand-up's just kind of
20:53fallen off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:55Jerry Seinfeld's amazing. Seinfeld's a great show,
20:57but nowadays, I don't really want to see
20:59Jerry Seinfeld do stand-up. It's just like...
21:01That's fair. But also,
21:03he are, with Ellen, I mean,
21:05it kind of goes to show that canceling's kind of
21:07not real, because as long as you have
21:09people that still fuck with you, which Ellen
21:11obviously does. Yeah, that whole theater
21:13was sold out. Yeah, sold out, people still fuck with her.
21:15Yeah, yeah, so it's like, it doesn't really even matter.
21:17It's like, you still have your tribe, quote-unquote,
21:19and like, she's, she just
21:21got another Netflix. It's not like they
21:23forced those, I mean, maybe they bust those people
21:25in, you never know. Oh, I bet she bust
21:27in her mega-fans, for sure.
21:29She bust them in, yeah. Oh, I would,
21:31I don't, yeah, I think 100% she
21:33got her biggest fans in that theater to give
21:35her a two-minute stand-in ovation, without a doubt.
21:37Doesn't mean that they're not her fans, though.
21:40The libs love busting them in. I never said that.
21:42That's what I, that's what I was getting at.
21:44Billy didn't even laugh, he didn't hear me say it.
21:46I said, she bust
21:48in her biggest fans, and you were just not even paying
21:50attention. No, no, I was,
21:52it was after the fourth mic comment, so I was being quiet.
21:54Thank you, Billy. That's very respectful.
21:56Uh, do we have one more topic?
21:58Uh, no, but then, yeah. Alright,
22:00Tropical Storm Helene
22:02may upend Critical Met's Brave series
22:04and MLB has no set contingency plan.
22:06That is true. Yeah, I guess the other,
22:08the only thing they could do is make both teams play
22:10a neutral site inside of a
22:12dome stadium. But the, like,
22:14the playoffs start, like,
22:16Monday, and then the playoffs are on Tuesday, yeah.
22:18Didn't one year
22:20they play a regular season game
22:22after the first playoff game?
22:24Possibly. They had to finish that out.
22:26Possibly. I mean, I guess we'll see.
22:28I mean, like, they should, like, I think
22:30they're trying, they're, like, hoping they can get
22:32tonight's game in, and then, like, the Diamondbacks lose
22:34again, like, it's tough, but then
22:36it's, like, who gets the...
22:38Oh, so you need, if the
22:40Diamondbacks lose, a lot of this goes out the window.
22:42Not everything. But some of it, okay.
22:44Some of it does. Like, it
22:46potentially could, but then there's
22:48still a series to be played
22:50this weekend
22:52against other teams.
22:54The Diamondbacks are playing the Padres,
22:56the Mets are playing
22:58the Brewers, and the
23:00Braves are playing the Royals. The Royals need to win, too,
23:02because the Tigers are now in the playoffs.
23:05Yeah, crazy. Tigers. 0.2% chance?
23:07They've come out of nowhere. Good for them.
23:09Yeah.
23:11I'm trying to think. Has anything else happened in the world?
23:13Pesto the Penguin?
23:15I'm, like, I...
23:17It's a copycat league.
23:19You get one cute animal.
23:21Moodang's out. Moodang's out. Pesto's out.
23:23I would sell it. I sold
23:25high on Moodang when the
23:27Bills tweeted out their victory graphic
23:29with Moodang. That was it. It's over.
23:31Now, Moodang, he had a
23:33great run. No, but Moodang,
23:35I don't know, because I don't have Facebook, but have
23:37the olds on Facebook got into Moodang
23:39yet? Because it might be a little risky.
23:41They may have their own Moodang.
23:43You know what I mean? This penguin's, like,
23:4518 times bigger than its parents. It's, like, a
23:4750-pound penguin. And where is the penguin?
23:49It's Iowa's biggest baby. It's
23:51Iowa? No, no, I'm saying it's, like,
23:53Iowa's biggest baby. Oh, nice one. That was a
23:55good joke. I thought they had the penguin
23:57in Iowa. I was like, that's sad. I think it's in Australia.
23:59Melbourne.
24:01What are penguins doing
24:03these days in terms of, like, being extinct
24:05and whatnot? I heard, that's one
24:07of those things they told us as kids
24:09that the polar bears were going extinct
24:11and that the rainforest
24:13was going away, and then
24:15also the penguins were going away
24:17and they all still exist.
24:19What does that tell you? Now, what does that
24:21mean? I don't think they ever said anything about the penguins.
24:23Well, they do. No, because
24:25they just, there's so many of them. They filmed
24:27that...
24:29Quasi-extinct!
24:31What is it? The
24:33Morgan Freeman movie. March of the
24:35Penguins. That's why they did it, though,
24:37because at the end of that movie
24:39they were saying, if
24:41people don't change
24:43their way of living, these animals
24:45will be extinct by this year.
24:47Alright, well, I think there's also, like, satellite
24:49images of the rainforest where it's just, like, shrunken.
24:51Hold on. This says up to 80%
24:53will be extinct by
24:552100
24:57if we don't stop with greenhouse gases.
24:59Billy?
25:01Quasi-extinct.
25:03Does that just mean in acres?
25:05It's like, uh...
25:07Quasi?
25:09What's that mean?
25:11Can we show the panda
25:13attack video I tried to blog
25:15that you wouldn't let me blog? It's up, you idiot.
25:17It is? Oh, sweet.
25:19So, yeah, that's the rundown. Billy, take us home with something.
25:21Just watch this panda attack
25:23video. Have you ever seen a panda?
25:25I've seen pandas, like,
25:27reach through the bars and, like, grab people.
25:29That's the rundown.
25:31Pandas are vicious.
25:33I'm having some issues with UPS.
25:35Um...
25:37I had two.
25:39I got shoes delivered to the office.
25:41One shoe showed up.
25:43Oh, my God.
25:45This panda attacks crazy.
25:47This is insane.
25:49They're just playing.
25:51No, no, no, they're not playing.
25:53They're on steroids. They won't fuck
25:55because they're going extinct.
25:57So they shot them all up with steroids.
25:59Now the pandas are attacking people.
26:01Because their hormones
26:03are all fucked up.
26:05They're, like, juiced up.
26:07Why is a zookeeper in there with no protection?
26:09They're pandas. They don't do anything.
26:11She should have shot a guillotine there.
26:13She had a perfect shot.
26:15Out of all the...
26:17Take the back, at least.
26:19Yeah, she's fine, though.
26:21That's good.
26:23These pandas are terrible at sex.
26:25They got their numbers back.
26:27The pandas are no longer
26:29at the edge of extinction.
26:31There was 1.200 left.
26:33There's now 10,000 or something.
26:35Shooting them up with steroids.
26:37Now they're attacking zookeepers.
26:39Maybe we shouldn't mess with nature.
26:41We're messing with it more.
26:43Yeah, all right.
26:45Who knows? I don't have the answers.
26:47It's an audio crack.
26:51That one's over. We can't show the video.
26:53But he was describing it.
26:55He was describing it in graphic detail, so it's perfect.