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01:49Patriots head coach Jared Mayo cuts Jalen Rager after his Instagram post.
01:54Rager, who we know can't catch, he was on the Eagles, he was first round picked by the
01:58Eagles, he was on the Patriots practice squad, and then he posted that meme on his Instagram
02:03story of the Maserati, Maserati?
02:06Bugatti.
02:07Bugatti inside of like the shack, like crumbling garage, and then he was cut immediately by
02:14Jared Mayo.
02:18Smitty hates Jalen Rager because he just has like bricks for hands, he never learned how
02:21to catch a football.
02:22They drafted him over Justin Jefferson too.
02:25And then that's the clip where the Vikings are cracking up, they're like, what is this
02:30team doing, drafting him?
02:33So yeah, there it is.
02:3421st Jalen Rager, 22nd to the Vikings, Justin Jefferson.
02:38And then IUK went 25th.
02:40Yeah.
02:41Patrick Queen, great player also.
02:42Tee Higgins, Michael Pittman, DeAndre Swift, Xavier McKinney.
02:46Xavier heavy draft, whoa.
02:48What a loaded draft.
02:49Who went number one?
02:51Oh, this was, yeah, Burrow.
02:54Yeah, this is when Chase went number two.
02:55What a loaded year.
02:56Yeah.
02:57All right, so.
02:58Lua Herbert.
02:59So yeah, the question is, is it coincidence that he got cut after posting that picture,
03:05or did he get cut because he posted it?
03:07Because of the photo, easily.
03:10It's like, we just don't need drama from a practice squad guy.
03:12Not even that, I feel like you're just undermining authority, you know?
03:15You're trying to come at the king.
03:16You love authority.
03:18You respect authority.
03:19I would assume Mayo felt disrespected by that.
03:21It's his choice to have on the practice squad.
03:22I'm a guy who respects authority, and you are as well.
03:26It wasn't a jab, Glenn.
03:28It's his choice to have him on the practice squad.
03:30Speaking of jabs, Tommy took a jab today.
03:32That's a whole other story.
03:33I got a flu shot.
03:34I did not get the vaccine.
03:35Oh, you got the vaccine today?
03:36No, no, no.
03:37Yes.
03:38Look, I always get my flu shot.
03:39I don't take the other liberal poison.
03:41There's video evidence of Tommy getting the jab.
03:43That's all I'm going to say.
03:45My main theory here is that Jalen Rhaegar sounds like he should be a dragon.
03:50I've always thought that.
03:51His name sounds like he should be a dragon in Game of Thrones.
03:53Well, Rhaegar is a character in Game of Thrones.
03:54Right.
03:55And Rhaegal is the dragon.
03:56Very dragon-ish.
03:58There is the chance that he just saw that meme for the first time and thought it was
04:01funny.
04:02He's a little late to the internet.
04:04But no, I mean, I like it by Mayo establishing a culture.
04:07I think he's been impressive so far.
04:10One and one.
04:11If we want to do a little Thursday night preview, I'd like them to cover tonight.
04:15Oh, against the Jets.
04:16Against the Jets.
04:17Aaron's first experience in the big Jets-Pats rivalry.
04:20His first home game.
04:22In MetLife.
04:23First home game since he went down in MetLife Stadium.
04:26I love the Jets.
04:27Dane Green is going to be buzzing.
04:30J-E-T-S.
04:31Jets.
04:32Jets.
04:33Jets.
04:34You're such a disgrace.
04:35Wait, why?
04:36I actually don't hate the Jets.
04:37Oh, you're...
04:38Well, no.
04:39He's an Aaron Rodgers guy.
04:40I know.
04:41You hung out with him.
04:42No, I'm also a Jets...
04:43I'm just a Jets guy in general.
04:44Me?
04:45I always say with the Jets and Giants, I saw my two Super Bowls, we're in different conferences,
04:49we play once every four years.
04:51I don't hate the Jets.
04:52I agree.
04:53The Jets have been so bad.
04:54I don't hate the Jets.
04:55Not like Rangers-Islanders.
04:56I was going to say, what about the Islanders?
04:57It's so different.
04:58I hated the Jets.
04:59It's in the same division.
05:00We played there, but they're the worst.
05:01The Jets, I don't think the Jets have made it to the playoffs since like 2013.
05:04No, 2010.
05:05Is it Mark Sanchez?
05:06That was Rex Ryan.
05:07That's when I hated them, was the Mark Sanchez, Rex Ryan.
05:11When Rex was such a cocksucker.
05:13I remember when Brandon Jacobs hit him with Fat Boy.
05:16It was like two years where the Jets went to the AFC Championship and they were insufferable,
05:20and then the next year the Giants just won the Super Bowl.
05:22That was the peak of me hating the Jets.
05:24That was our first year in high school, too.
05:262010, we went to high school, and I went to high school with Tommy.
05:29I think you knew all your friends before.
05:30Hold on.
05:31Your freshman year of high school in 2010?
05:32Yeah.
05:33That was my senior year of college.
05:34You're older.
05:35Yeah, no, so Tommy went to high school where he knew his friends already.
05:38I was meeting a bunch of new people at mine.
05:41All these Jets fans, they were such cocky little assholes for being Jets fans.
05:44Then we just won the Super Bowl next year.
05:46It was great.
05:47It was rock and roll.
05:48But now I'm like, whatever.
05:49It's been 14 years.
05:51I didn't realize you were a Giants and Jets fan.
05:53I do not hate the Jets at all.
05:55I am pro Jets.
05:56I don't hate the Jets like I hate the Mets.
05:57Yeah.
05:58I am pro Jets.
05:59Or Islanders.
06:00I hate way more Mets.
06:02The reason you guys are on, this is a very football-oriented rundown.
06:06I hate football.
06:07Mel Kuiper Jr., he called the band the too high safeties.
06:10Tommy, before we started the rundown, you said, I know everything about this topic.
06:13You studied film.
06:14You know everything about the too high safeties.
06:16Basically, he...
06:17Oh, wait.
06:18Can you go back, please?
06:19He said he blames too high safeties for quarterbacks becoming check down kings
06:24and making football more screen pass oriented and short pass oriented.
06:28He wants to go back to just bombing it out there.
06:31This is all Mel Kuiper's words, not mine.
06:33He misses when football was in the 1960s, 70s, and 80s.
06:37He's just classic old guy saying old guy things.
06:39Mel said, I grew up with the best of the National Football League
06:42in the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
06:44Johnny Unitas, Frank Tarkenton, Kent State.
06:46He just listed all the old quarterbacks.
06:48Roger Staalbach.
06:49He thinks they don't take deep shots down the field anymore.
06:52Fuck yeah.
06:53I mean, don't quarterbacks have more passing yards now than ever?
06:57Well, now it's pendulum has switched back.
07:00This season's on a downswing.
07:02And even last season was down a little.
07:05I was reading some article the other day about how much offense is down.
07:09And they're basically saying it's because there's less space on the field.
07:13Because defensive players are getting bigger.
07:15They're too fast.
07:16Stronger, faster.
07:17They need to widen the field.
07:18That's what I was going to say.
07:19I think if you widen the field a little bit,
07:21that maybe would lead to more offense.
07:23I think I'm never big on banning strategies.
07:28Well, I didn't like them banning the shift in baseball.
07:30That I did like.
07:31You did like that.
07:32Which I know is...
07:34Why don't you hit the other way?
07:36I'm a lefty.
07:37I'm a lefty.
07:38Shifts should be banned.
07:39It's fucked up.
07:40It's not fair.
07:41There's rules in football where you can line up and not line up.
07:43There's rules in basketball where you can not be in the paint.
07:46I did say I don't like banning strategies.
07:48But I just hated watching fucking lefties hit 210 every year.
07:51Because they would get a second baseman in the middle or right field.
07:54But yeah, I'll shoot you straight.
07:57I don't know exactly what too high safeties mean.
07:59He just wants them to be closer to the line of scrimmage.
08:01So then more guys just run four verticals and we score touchdowns.
08:04That's what he wants.
08:05That's what I want.
08:06I'm with him.
08:07No.
08:08I'm a West Coast offense guy.
08:09I see it both ways.
08:10I think it would be an interesting concept to try out.
08:12Just to see how much it would change the game.
08:14But then what about the end of the game?
08:16Prevent defense.
08:17Aren't allowed to do that.
08:18It would be kind of sick.
08:19Prevent defense never works.
08:22It never works.
08:24Widening the field would be cool.
08:27It would also help limit huge hits though.
08:31Which I think you love, Tommy.
08:32Because concussions are fake.
08:34Because the players all run 4-4s now.
08:36So if you widen the field, it takes one more step to get to an open receiver.
08:40So less boom, big hits.
08:42But more space to get open.
08:45I'm big on just let the game evolve as it's evolved.
08:49I don't think you have to change rules every time.
08:53Football has kind of sucked this year, to be honest.
08:56The more we're talking, I kind of agree with Mel Kiper here.
08:58I just saw a tweet actually.
09:00The two lowest scoring weeks to start a season is 2006 this year.
09:04I stand with Kipes.
09:05But I mean, I don't know.
09:06The game evolves.
09:07It goes through things.
09:08Maybe teams are going back to running the football now.
09:10Ten years from now, maybe they go back to passing.
09:12That's just the evolution of a sport.
09:14The evolution of a game.
09:16Climate change is cycles.
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11:02Alright, this story I don't fully understand.
11:04It says Dan Campbell reportedly doxxed and forced to sell his home
11:07after a loss last season against the Cowboys.
11:09Dan Campbell's address was reportedly made public
11:12and someone sent a bunch of contractors to his house
11:14to make repairs that weren't actually needed.
11:16And then after his loss to the Niners
11:18in the NFC Championship game,
11:19their harassment ramped up.
11:21Fans have continued showing up to his home
11:23and it's gotten so bad that Dan Campbell
11:25is now selling the home for the safety of his family.
11:27Now, I understand that's all terrible.
11:29Fans are lunatics.
11:30They shouldn't stalk and harass coaches.
11:32I feel most people's addresses or homes are very easy to find.
11:39And like Dan Campbell can't be the first coach
11:43to have like fans show up to his house.
11:45How is this the first we're really hearing about?
11:48I think a lot of people don't know that
11:50you can find everybody's address.
11:52So it's only like if it gets leaked online
11:54and everyone sees it, then you're going to go.
11:56I don't understand. Are these Lions fans?
11:58That's what I'm saying. Dan Campbell's the best thing
12:00that has ever happened to you.
12:02This whole story is confusing.
12:04I thought he was like the prodigal king of Detroit.
12:06I do remember he did a dumb thing
12:08at the end of that Cowboys game.
12:10Was it going for two or something?
12:12Yeah.
12:14But still, Dan Campbell has made the Lions
12:16a Super Bowl favorite
12:18and like consistent, you know, playoff.
12:20He's changed the city
12:22more than anybody's ever changed the city.
12:24Yeah, that is bizarre to me.
12:26Like Lion fans, if they get their address,
12:28they should just be fucking leaving flowers
12:30at his doorstep.
12:32What do you find in John Rich?
12:34How did they lose the Niners game last year?
12:36Didn't they like lose it?
12:38He went for it on fourth and two.
12:40How did that game end?
12:42I do remember it was like a close late thing.
12:44He went for it and they didn't get it.
12:46What's really funny is when stuff happens like that...
12:48Or did they not go for it and people were like,
12:50Dan Campbell, you've abandoned your...
12:52Your balls to the wall thing.
12:54The Niners came back from 17 down.
12:58I'm not sure. Sorry, I'm trying to find it.
13:00Yeah, I don't know.
13:02The whole thing confuses me.
13:04I'm sure it wasn't hard to find Ron Rivera's address.
13:06No Washington fan showed up to his house
13:08like throwing stones through his window
13:10or anything.
13:13Maybe Detroit's just built different.
13:15Maybe everyone just got to separate church and state.
13:17Maybe not go by the guy's house.
13:19Besides Philly.
13:21They'll throw batteries at anybody.
13:23That's how they roll.
13:25That's what Smitty was born into.
13:27I feel like Detroit is just Philly
13:29with a lot, lot, lot less success.
13:31Detroit is Philly with less success.
13:33Minus the Red Wings.
13:35Red Wings were good in the late 90s.
13:37Beat the Caps, Stanley Cup, and Ford.
13:39Seems like the same breed of people to me.
13:41If that makes sense.
13:43Just like hard-nosed, trashy folks.
13:45Yeah.
13:47Shots fired.
13:49No, I love Philadelphia.
13:51I love Philadelphia.
13:53You know I love Philly, brother.
13:59Rome Adunze.
14:01Yes, I'm a Chicago Bears.
14:03Chicago Bears wide receiver.
14:05His dad is chronically online.
14:07Dan Orlofsky
14:09did this tweet
14:11where he was like
14:13Caleb has to throw more 50-50 balls.
14:15He can't get open at the next level.
14:17So his chronically online dad posted a video
14:19showing that he was wide open
14:21in the end zone and the ball wasn't thrown to him.
14:23So then Bears fans are like
14:25hey man, come on, stop trying to divide
14:27Caleb from his wide receivers
14:29and trying to turn fans against
14:31Caleb and etc, etc.
14:33And then his dad's like, nah fam
14:36I'm just replying to Dan Orlofsky
14:38saying he can't get open, it has nothing to do with anybody else.
14:40Clearly it has a little something to do
14:42with the quarterback not throwing it to his son.
14:44It's never good
14:46when a player's dad
14:48makes himself the story.
14:50I saw it with RG3.
14:52I saw it with Chase Young.
14:54We saw it with Odell Beckham.
14:56Lonzo.
14:58It rarely works out.
15:02And now it's happening here.
15:04I'm saying he's tweeting every like 10 minutes.
15:08If I was a prothlete, I'm taking my parents' phones away.
15:10You can't be tweeting.
15:12That's the fun part with social media now
15:14is that you get, I mean I remember
15:16growing up back in the day everyone had these
15:18crazy parents that would yell
15:20to the coach if your son doesn't play all that jazz
15:22and now you're just giving them a Twitter.
15:24I think my parents were pretty understanding of that.
15:26I'm not saying mine where I'm saying you didn't know
15:28crazy parents like that.
15:30Now they just have Twitter. It's insane.
15:32It's kind of crazy.
15:34Does your mom do that watching Sunday Conversations?
15:36Like, I should have cut to him there.
15:38No, I don't think she does.
15:40You got all those Randy Orton tattoos not to be cut to
15:42one more time?
15:44I don't think she does.
15:46She came to a shoot we did last week actually.
15:48She watched?
15:50Who was it with?
15:52A Nigerian rapper, Fireboy.
15:54Oh, Fireboy, of course.
15:56She loves Fireboy, right?
15:58Mrs. Balls has always been.
16:01You have to let me come to Fireboy.
16:03But it was awesome. Yeah, it was fun.
16:05How would you rank?
16:07Who's been the best guest?
16:09Who's been the worst guest?
16:11Can I give you the best guests ever?
16:13Ed Sheeran, Aaron Rodgers.
16:15Those have got to be your two, right?
16:17Drake.
16:19You went to dinner with Drake after.
16:21I would say the best.
16:23Do you ever think about that?
16:25Drake took me to the Olive Garden.
16:27I went to Soto Soto in Toronto.
16:29I think the best video was Kevin Gates.
16:31Is that when he was just cracking up the whole time?
16:33Yeah, we're kind of on video.
16:35We're kind of on record saying that's the best one.
16:37Interesting. Good, good, good.
16:39I hope to be on it one day.
16:41I think it's going to happen.
16:43I don't. I don't think I'm famous enough.
16:45You guys get A-listers.
16:47I'm not an A-lister.
16:49You're the dog.
16:51I'm not a B-lister
16:53on this panel of three.
16:55All right.
16:57This is one of my favorite stories.
16:59Arthur Blank.
17:01He's the owner of the Falcons.
17:03By some sort of miracle,
17:05he's now being inducted into the Falcons ring of honor.
17:07He's inducting himself into the Falcons ring of honor.
17:09But he's the man.
17:11He's the owner of Home Depot.
17:13He's worth $9 billion.
17:15He's giving every fan to that Sunday night game
17:17two hot dogs,
17:19free hot dogs,
17:21two free bags of chips,
17:24and a souvenir Arthur Blank ring of honor cup.
17:26Is it an Arthur Blank cup?
17:28It says souvenir cup.
17:30I have to assume he's putting himself on the cup, right?
17:32This is his thing.
17:34He does the cheap concessions.
17:36He's always been the cheap concessions guy.
17:38Which I respect. Very much respect.
17:40Now is there maybe a different method of how they decided
17:42who gets ring of honor?
17:44Maybe fans or higher ups
17:46say, wow, everything he's done has been great.
17:48Zero Super Bowls, right?
17:50Zero Super Bowls, but he has made beer $5.
17:52He is on the cup.
17:54That is pretty sweet.
17:56That's why he's like, I need to get these in as many hands as possible.
17:58And two hot dogs is generous.
18:00That's a lot.
18:02He could have stopped at one hot dog.
18:04He said, no.
18:06If you're a kid going to the game, you don't need two hot dogs.
18:08It's also like, I'd obviously put myself in the ring of honor immediately.
18:10Like on day one of being the owner.
18:12Look at this.
18:14Hey listen, only one Super Bowl team.
18:16One team wins the Super Bowl every year.
18:18Not every team gets those concessions.
18:20Fries, $3. Cheeseburgers, $5.
18:22Nachos, $3. Pizza slice, $3.
18:24Hot dog, $2.
18:26Button light for $5.
18:28The commanders, they have very expensive concession prices
18:30at the stadium.
18:32Maybe the highest in the league.
18:34And I've always thought, I don't mind
18:36the beer prices being exuberant.
18:38I kind of understand
18:40why they're so expensive.
18:42I will never understand a $9 hot dog.
18:44I will also say, I always say
18:46I'd understand the hot dog quicker.
18:49$9 hot dog is not that crazy.
18:51$9 for one hot dog
18:53is so expensive.
18:55The beers aren't even that bad.
18:57Most beers are like
18:59$14, $15 and they're 25 ounces.
19:01That's like if you go to a bar.
19:03If we go to grab a beer right now across the street, it's probably $6, $7 a beer.
19:05It's not that absurd.
19:07But friggin
19:09opposite of Met Game a few weeks ago,
19:11I think the water was like $7.
19:13Like a $7 water.
19:15You gotta let people drink water.
19:17I ain't touching a water fountain.
19:19I don't know why this comment sticks with me.
19:21I just thought it was so funny.
19:23PFT said it like, I don't know, 7 years ago
19:25that Arthur Blank looks like he should be
19:27a waiter at a restaurant for ghosts.
19:29It's just
19:31so accurate for some reason.
19:33I don't get it.
19:35It makes perfect sense.
19:37The black suit, the red tie,
19:39he kind of has a pale ghostly-like face
19:41already.
19:43Steve Martin reminds me of that.
19:45Maybe Arthur Blank's the maitre d'.
19:47Killing me.
19:49I would say it reminds me of Dave
19:51when he said the first thing he would do when he buys
19:53a football team is make himself the offensive
19:55coordinator. He's like, if I own the team, I'm calling
19:57the plays. He's like, we're not going to win games.
19:59But what's the point of owning
20:01the team if you're not making every decision?
20:03Which I also, I get why
20:05owners have such a hard time letting go
20:07of control.
20:09You walk into a restaurant for ghosts
20:11and this guy's taking your order.
20:14Kind of looks a little like a mob guy
20:16almost. Got a little mob feel. I would assume he's a mob
20:18guy.
20:22And then finally,
20:24this is just a psychotic
20:26story. A Philly man
20:28was upset over his
20:30fantasy football league, so he made
20:32not one, but two death threats.
20:34He didn't make death threats. He called
20:36a bomb threat on
20:38one guy who was traveling to Norway
20:40and he called up Norway. He goes, hey Norway,
20:42you got a guy coming. He's going to fucking blow up your
20:44country. And that was a
20:46lie. And then another guy,
20:48he submitted a tip to the University of Iowa.
20:50Same guy for another guy in the
20:52fantasy league. Submitted a tip
20:54to the University of Iowa saying that
20:56this man is going to come and blow up
20:58the school.
21:00Fantasy football is no joke, I guess.
21:02It makes me sad that he's 25.
21:04He's kind of a younger fella.
21:06I like fantasy football so much more if it's like
21:08something like the league where it's like dads
21:10are taken really seriously. But mid-20s
21:12going that far,
21:14that has a wrong place in the map.
21:16Sometimes it's all you got is your fantasy football league
21:18and if someone's like vetoing a trade or
21:20something, you have to call Norway.
21:22In high school, I would say
21:24the number one most important thing
21:26in my life was my fantasy team.
21:28There was nothing else. I'd wake up in the morning,
21:30I'd look at the projections, the waivers,
21:32I'd come home from school, I would read Matthew Berry's
21:34love-hate list and his ranking. It was
21:36the only thing. That and
21:38the Yankees were the only two things that could
21:40ever affect my happiness.
21:42There was no other factors in my life.
21:44Sports used to matter.
21:46You can't
21:48pick up Jordan Mason on waivers
21:50if you're in Norwegian prison.
21:52I bet they do fantasy football in
21:54prison.
21:56I wonder what the football watching is like in prison.
21:58It all depends on the prison, of course.
22:00Some prisons are pretty laid back
22:02and they have TVs in the rec room
22:04and the lounge areas
22:07but maybe they don't have laptops, but they probably do
22:09fantasy football manually.
22:11Or you should get scores.
22:13They've got to be betting in prison.
22:15Cigarette and stuff? Yeah.
22:17Why don't you go to prison and find out for us?
22:19I'm good.
22:21Just commit a felony, Bob. I'm okay.
22:23Aftershow
22:25Stephen Che
22:27is dead to me.
22:29He posted his poop on Instagram and on Twitter.
22:31I'm fine with it. I'm a Chaniac.
22:33I can't get enough Stephen Che content.
22:35I'm mad that I missed the shit, to be honest.
22:37He deleted it? He deleted it.
22:39In his defense, he said that
22:41when he did tweet the shit, he put on the
22:43sensitivity graphic.
22:45What inspired it?
22:47A curled shit or something?
22:49They made a bet on The Yak, which is a daily show
22:51they do with Big Cat
22:53and they said
22:55you have to eat corn
22:57until your poop
22:59you have to eat corn
23:01until your poop is only corn.
23:03Corn doesn't digest in your stomach.
23:05You go eat a corn burrito
23:07the corn still comes out looking like corn.
23:09They wanted to know how long
23:11until he's pooping kernels of corn.
23:13Pretty funny.
23:15He just posted the results.
23:17I don't wish to see it.
23:19That's not that crazy.
23:21I'm sure a lot of people wanted to see.
23:23People were quite upset.
23:25John, did you see it?
23:27No.
23:29I assume it was disgusting.
23:32Probably somewhere online, but I can't find it.
23:36I'm not a poop guy.
23:38I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather not.
23:40I like doing it, but I don't like to see other people's.
23:42I also don't
23:44I don't know, he didn't tweet out his dick.
23:46I'd rather see
23:48Steven Che's dick than his poop.
23:50Jay, pause.
23:54One's funny, one's gross.
23:58I don't know, whatever.
24:00He does, Jay.
24:02Did you see the clip of him on the Yak
24:04doing GeoGuessr?
24:06He's unbelievable.
24:08He's not like KB
24:10where he knows everything.
24:12This is Quincy, Massachusetts. My friend lives there.
24:14It was somewhere in Maryland.
24:16This is right by the Commander's.
24:18I had another friend who lives there.
24:20Nailed Bethesda, Maryland.
24:22This is a nice neighborhood.
24:24This is by the Commander's Stadium.
24:26What?
24:28He speaks in absolutes.
24:30He gets this one right.
24:32He's the man if he gets this right.
24:34This is hard because I'm not
24:36positive the exact state
24:38because this is like Maryland, Virginia.
24:40It could technically be DC.
24:42Bang!
24:44Holy shit!
24:46Holy fucking shit!
24:48Anything to plug? OnlyStans.
24:50A new Survivor came back last night?
24:52New season of Survivor
24:54started last night. A guy had a mental
24:57breakdown on day two because his tribe
24:59didn't cheer for him when he opened up a coconut.
25:01That was one of the funniest clips
25:03in Survivor history. One of the weakest humans
25:05that has ever been on this show, mentally.
25:07Last year, a girl quit day one because she
25:09missed her vape.
25:11He did lay down
25:13in the middle of a challenge.
25:15This guy called medical
25:17at the end of the challenge.
25:19In the middle of the challenge.
25:21He knew he was going to get voted off.
25:23He was afraid his tribe didn't like him.
25:25He was a little tired from the challenge.
25:27So he came over and put a cold towel on him.
25:29Why do you think I stopped watching Smokes?
25:31No, it's true.
25:33Didn't get voted out?
25:35Yeah, that's why I'm out.
25:37Big time Lib got voted out. Obama's speechwriter.
25:39And I have a take.
25:41They didn't show anything in the episode
25:43to make it seem like he should
25:45have been voted out.
25:47I think the Lib machine is behind
25:49not showing how bad of a player he was.
25:51Election interference.
25:53Jeff Probst.
25:55Yeah.
25:57That's the rundown.
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26:05Or TikTok.
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26:17All the big hitters.
26:19That's it.
26:23Thanks for watching.