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00:02 - Hi, and welcome back to the rundown.
00:05 (laughing)
00:06 It is Thursday, November 9th in the year of our Lord,
00:10 and I'm joined by Gia and Martango Mush.
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01:20 All right, former Broncos wide receiver Nate Jackson
01:25 says Josh McDaniels got rid of Peyton Hillis
01:29 because his wife had a crush on him.
01:32 Tough to follow the attribution of that headline.
01:34 Gia, your thoughts?
01:35 (laughing)
01:37 - I don't know who any of these people are.
01:39 I know Josh McDaniels is a coach.
01:41 Is he still the coach of the Broncos?
01:43 - No, he expired from the Raiders.
01:45 - Oh. - Let's do this.
01:46 Let's start with Marty, and you can piggyback on that
01:49 because I think he's pretty informed.
01:50 - Yeah, Marty, you go.
01:51 - So, supposedly it seems like Josh McDaniels
01:54 is the most hated guy ever.
01:57 So, the Raiders won last week.
01:59 They were smoking cigars in the locker room.
02:01 Devante Adams said, "It's finally, we're all free now.
02:05 "We feel all good now."
02:07 Everyone has come out against Josh McDaniels
02:09 as being the worst person, so this makes a ton of sense.
02:12 Peyton Hillis sucked anyway.
02:15 He had one good couple,
02:16 well, he was on Madden one year, right?
02:18 Yeah, one year he was great, but I mean, listen.
02:23 If the wife's got a crush on a player, cut him.
02:25 - This is the idea that Josh McDaniels' wife
02:29 had a crush on Peyton Hillis.
02:32 - Yeah.
02:33 - And those words are coming from Nate Jackson.
02:36 - Yeah, who no one cares about.
02:38 - Interesting.
02:39 (laughing)
02:41 - Yeah, I know, I'm just saying, like,
02:42 Nate Jackson, what are you coming out, say it, but still.
02:45 I get-- - He's a blogger now.
02:46 - Is he?
02:47 - Yeah, he wrote it.
02:49 - What?
02:50 - He wrote this blog?
02:52 - That's crazy. - Nate Jackson wrote the blog.
02:54 That's coming from John Rich.
02:56 - It did.
02:57 - Who's he blogging for?
03:00 - Let's find out.
03:01 - Oh, okay, I was confused.
03:03 - Oh, Defector, isn't that our enemies?
03:06 - Probably.
03:07 - Over at, isn't that--
03:09 - I've never heard of that.
03:10 - Isn't Defector the Deadspin?
03:13 All the Deadspin writers went over to Defector?
03:15 - Oh. - Yep, that's correct.
03:17 So what we're gonna do, John,
03:18 is we're gonna cut all of that from the rundown.
03:22 No? - We're good.
03:23 - All right, fine.
03:24 Free add-in for Defector Media, our sworn enemy.
03:29 I'll let you die on that hill.
03:31 - In that case, I have nothing to say about this.
03:36 - Yeah, it was my idea to get rid of that part.
03:39 Well, fun story, okay, moving on.
03:44 Although, let me just say, how do you think,
03:48 if you were the coach of a team,
03:51 do you think your wife, would she tell the player,
03:55 or how does that get out?
03:56 - Yeah, she must have made a comment about it.
03:58 - She must have made a comment, like, oh, he's cute.
04:01 - Yeah. - Oh.
04:02 - Yeah, he looks good in that jersey.
04:04 - I honestly feel like that happens more than people think.
04:06 - I bet. - Definitely.
04:07 - Like, for people getting cut,
04:09 there's gotta be more personal reasons than,
04:12 it's just like working here, not everyone likes each other.
04:14 - Right, right.
04:16 Okay, well, the actors' strike is officially over.
04:21 Way to go. - Thank God, yay.
04:23 - Screen Actors Guild, officially done striking.
04:26 They've reached an agreement with major film
04:29 and television studios to end the historic strike.
04:31 Production had been shut down across the industry
04:35 for nearly four months.
04:37 As we know, the actors had striked
04:38 on the back heels of the writers' guild.
04:42 And now everyone's back,
04:45 and hopefully the production can start again.
04:48 Have you guys been feeling the glut in programming?
04:52 Have you noticed that?
04:53 Have you thought, my God,
04:54 why have I not got anything good to watch right now?
04:57 - Yes, yes, a lot.
04:58 And I feel like everything that I've been looking forward to
05:01 just keeps getting pushed back.
05:03 - Yeah. - So that's been
05:04 very frustrating.
05:05 - I heard Clemmer yesterday say that,
05:07 that Chef Show, Yes Chef?
05:10 - Yeah, The Bear.
05:11 - Is like the most brilliant show
05:13 that he's seen in a long time.
05:15 That's when I knew.
05:16 'Cause I don't think that, I don't care.
05:18 - What, you don't like that show?
05:19 - It's a very like, so I get stressed,
05:21 and it's a fine show.
05:23 But I seriously haven't seen anything good in so long.
05:27 Have you?
05:28 What's the last good show you think you watched?
05:29 - It's been a while,
05:30 and that's exactly why I asked this question.
05:33 To me, it's been a long time since I watched a show
05:36 that had been released recently.
05:39 Do you know what I mean?
05:40 Not something that I was years late in seeing.
05:42 - Yeah, not like suits or something
05:43 that people have seen in a while.
05:44 - Right, right. - Yeah.
05:46 - You know what, watch Based on a True Story.
05:48 It's a murder-- - That's what it's called?
05:50 - Yeah. - Based on a True Story?
05:52 - Yep, it's like a murder mystery type thing.
05:53 - Okay, I would check that out.
05:55 - Check it out.
05:56 - I watched Your Honor with Bryan Cranston,
05:59 and I thought it was pretty weak.
06:01 - Yeah, I think it started off good.
06:03 - Pretty mid, great concept.
06:04 Just didn't need to be 10 episodes.
06:06 Some ridiculous love triangles.
06:08 - Yeah, that's-- - Really preposterous,
06:11 melodramatic, wasn't a huge fan.
06:13 It was a slog.
06:15 - It's the kind of show that hurts your relationship.
06:18 - Damn. - 'Cause you're there
06:19 with your significant other,
06:20 and you're not enjoying that sort of intimate time together
06:23 as much as you typically do,
06:25 and rather than realize that it's because
06:27 of the weak programming,
06:29 you start to blame each other on a love lost.
06:32 - Damn.
06:33 - Jesus, shit.
06:34 - Candle going out.
06:35 - Do you finish a bad show?
06:38 Like you know it's bad--
06:38 - We had to, we had to for the sake of our marriage.
06:41 - Wow.
06:42 (laughing)
06:43 Damn.
06:44 - But we did get through it,
06:45 and that I guess made us stronger.
06:48 - It's beautiful.
06:49 - Boy oh boy, what are you guys most excited for
06:52 now that the strike is over?
06:53 What show, what movie?
06:55 - Last of Us.
06:57 They had a big pushback.
06:58 Actually, an ABC comedy called Abbott Elementary,
07:02 have you heard of it? - Oh I've heard
07:03 that's really good.
07:04 - So good, the writer Quinta Brunson, she's so talented.
07:07 So they've been having to put off everything
07:10 because of the strike,
07:10 and now they can finally get back into the writer's room
07:13 and start shooting episodes.
07:14 - It also helps us. - So we're tweeting about it.
07:15 - Helps us, them to come back in.
07:17 - Yep. - Like the actors.
07:18 - Yeah, yeah, totally.
07:19 And like writing about new shows, new stuff.
07:23 - But doesn't this mean we're fucked for like two years?
07:25 For like all the shows starring now,
07:28 so the next two years we're not gonna have any good shows.
07:29 - Well I think there were some shows,
07:32 and I might be wrong about this,
07:33 that had already been pretty far along
07:35 in the development process,
07:36 that had to just put that on ice.
07:38 - Got it.
07:39 - So hopefully those people can just pick that up
07:40 right as it is, and they'll go right to shooting
07:44 or something like that.
07:45 - Yeah.
07:46 - Hopefully.
07:47 - Yeah, it's good news,
07:48 and I'm glad that these people are finally getting paid.
07:50 I mean, some of the, like Aaron Paul said
07:52 that he made snow money off the residuals
07:55 from Breaking Bad.
07:56 - Yes. - Which is crazy.
07:57 - If only he didn't have a wildly successful mezcal company
08:02 that is printing money. - Well I know, I know.
08:04 - Hand over fist.
08:05 - Okay, Aaron-- - I don't feel bad
08:06 for Aaron Paul. - No, I know, I know.
08:07 - I think he has the first person--
08:09 - Sorry, that was, I know, that was the wrong person
08:12 to pick, but like other people--
08:13 - A poor guy.
08:14 - But it is crazy to think about,
08:16 you shoot this amazing show that people love,
08:19 it's like, when you say, "What's your favorite show?"
08:21 I feel like a majority of people will say Breaking Bad,
08:24 and to not make money from that is crazy.
08:26 I know he has a lot of money, but it is wild.
08:29 And like-- - But hang on a second.
08:30 - Orange is the New Black, like most of the people
08:32 from Orange is the New Black, which is one of the biggest
08:34 Netflix shows, like, they would get like residual checks
08:37 for like $20.
08:38 - Oh, because what, those shows can't air?
08:42 - No, because they were just underpaid.
08:44 The SAG, like their contracts were just so absurd.
08:48 That's what they were protesting.
08:50 Yeah, that's what they were striking.
08:51 - I thought it was the writers.
08:52 - I hadn't heard the--
08:53 - Writers, actors, everything.
08:55 - I hadn't heard the whole residual part of it.
08:57 I didn't know that that was a--
08:58 - It was a huge part of it.
08:59 - You know, you read these headlines about how everyone
09:01 on the Friends cast is making $20 million a year
09:04 all these years after the show ended.
09:07 - Yeah, like Seinfeld gets so much money still.
09:10 - Right. - Yeah, but not like,
09:12 yeah, that was a big part of it was residuals.
09:14 - Yeah.
09:15 - AI, a big one, they were like,
09:17 wanting to be protected from AI.
09:19 - I remember that, yeah, Alan Ivers.
09:20 - I'm pretending not to care about AI.
09:23 It's not gonna affect me.
09:25 - Yeah.
09:26 - Until it does, I'll worry about it.
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10:09 Gia loves to chirp me whenever anything athletic comes up.
10:16 - Yes.
10:17 - She still thinks that she can take me
10:18 in a three point shooting contest.
10:19 - I can.
10:20 - Not a chance, not a chance in hell.
10:22 Stephen A. Smith says,
10:26 "The worst day of the week to be horny is Sunday night."
10:29 Boy, do I agree.
10:31 His quote.
10:32 (Gia laughing)
10:33 The worst day of the week to be horny is Sunday night.
10:36 'Cause chances are most people got to work Sunday morning
10:38 and the week hasn't started yet.
10:39 And a lot of times you want to relax,
10:41 wind down and enjoy the end of the week
10:42 before you get into the hustle of the week.
10:44 I'm assuming you're going to do what you're going to do
10:46 any day of the week, but the best day is Friday.
10:49 - That quote makes no sense.
10:51 - No, it doesn't transcribe very well.
10:54 - No.
10:55 - Do you agree though, Gia?
10:57 Maybe that's not something I should ask you.
10:58 (Gia laughing)
11:00 Marty, let's start with you.
11:02 What's the worst day of the week to be horny?
11:04 - I just think that's a weird, I don't get it.
11:07 Like what, Stephen Hayes, Stephen Hayes is horny.
11:09 - Stephen Hayes is, he has an issue.
11:12 - Yeah, he does.
11:14 Like it's like hating the Cowboys and being horny.
11:16 - Yeah.
11:17 - Either one.
11:18 I don't really understand.
11:18 I don't, I don't know.
11:20 I never thought about it, to be honest.
11:22 - His logic makes sense, you know.
11:25 But Sunday night, I feel like if you have someone
11:28 that you can call up, like Sunday night,
11:30 you're just chilling, you call him up.
11:32 I feel like Monday or maybe a Tuesday would be worse.
11:36 - I don't even, let's think of it this way.
11:38 What is the day of the week, historically,
11:41 that you find yourself the horniest?
11:43 For me, that is definitely Sunday.
11:45 - Oh.
11:46 - As a result of hangovers.
11:48 - Right.
11:49 - I get that hangover horny, ooh,
11:51 you gotta get that evil out of you.
11:52 (Gia laughing)
11:53 That sperm will, you know, fucking blow a hole
11:56 through the sink, down into the gutter below.
11:58 It's got glass shards in it, steams.
12:02 That's toxic.
12:03 You gotta get that out of your body.
12:05 - Did you do that in your standup?
12:06 - I did do that.
12:07 - 'Cause I remember that.
12:08 - Regurgitating a bit.
12:09 - No, but that's me remembering your--
12:12 - I appreciate you being the one person who watched that.
12:14 - That might be six years ago.
12:16 - Yeah, that was a long time ago.
12:18 Long time ago.
12:19 Anytime you take a flight on a Sunday and you're hungover,
12:24 you sometimes you'll have to, you know,
12:26 that's where you go, to the bathroom.
12:28 - What?
12:29 - Yeah, your words, not mine.
12:31 - No!
12:31 - You said that?
12:32 - I never said that.
12:33 - Oh, I thought you did.
12:34 - No, you--
12:35 - I thought that was your bit.
12:36 - That would be crazy, I don't know.
12:38 Maybe, yeah.
12:39 - Monsters.
12:40 - That's, if you're jerking off on a plane,
12:42 what the fuck is wrong with you?
12:43 - Snakes on a plane, am I right?
12:45 - Hey, come on now.
12:46 - Look at us, Gia, getting along.
12:48 Well, thanks to Stephen A for that wild insight.
12:52 Next up, a judge rules that prosecutors can use
12:56 Young Thug's lyrics in a RICO trial.
13:00 - Young Thug, the rapper, is in trouble
13:02 for his affiliation with the YSL gang.
13:05 Is that Yves Saint Laurent?
13:06 - No.
13:07 It's Young, Young, Young Stoner Life.
13:11 - That's the gang's name?
13:12 - Yep.
13:13 - Odd that someone--
13:14 - I feel like that's something you make up.
13:15 I'm actually--
13:16 - Sounds like something you'd make up
13:17 if you're gang in like sixth grade.
13:19 - High end fashion house, yeah.
13:21 - Like in eighth grade when you smoke weed
13:22 for the first time, you're like, yeah.
13:23 - Let me tell you something,
13:24 I'm not speaking shit on any gang.
13:27 They get me--
13:28 - Oh, that's a good point.
13:29 - That's true.
13:29 - They get me so--
13:30 - I love you guys.
13:31 - It's a smart name.
13:32 - YSL, sick name.
13:35 - Cool.
13:36 By the way, the charges against Young Thug
13:39 include possession of drugs with intent to distribute,
13:42 possession of firearms, and three counts
13:44 of conducting or participating in gang activity
13:47 through commission of a crime.
13:49 - Damn.
13:50 - Mid-trial, the judge has ruled that Young Thug lyrics,
13:54 Young Thug's lyrics, can be used against him in the trial.
13:57 - I feel like that's not fair.
13:59 I kind of agree.
14:01 I think--
14:02 - Because you could write lyrics about anything.
14:04 Who says that that's true?
14:06 You know, like--
14:07 - Yeah.
14:08 - Taylor Swift, not to bring her back up,
14:09 but she writes lyrics about stuff
14:11 that's never happened to her.
14:12 So it's like, how do you know that this happened,
14:15 actually happened to Young Thug?
14:16 - Some guy actually--
14:17 - I never killed anybody,
14:18 but I got something to do with that body.
14:20 I got the streets on my back, carry it,
14:22 like I'm moving a body.
14:24 - No, yeah, he did.
14:25 - Oh, wow.
14:26 Told him to shoot 100 rounds
14:27 like he's trying to move it up out of here.
14:29 - Do you know the song "Murder On My Mind"?
14:31 - Yes, Marty, yeah, that's what I said to John Hicks.
14:33 - He killed someone the next week, so.
14:35 - Yeah.
14:36 - I think it's true.
14:37 It was murder on his mind, next week, killed him.
14:39 - Yeah.
14:39 - Different guy, I'm saying.
14:40 - YWM Melly, or--
14:41 - I think usually when you write things, it's usually true.
14:44 - I go back to Eminem when I hear this story,
14:48 because Eminem had that whole run
14:50 about beating up his wife, Kim,
14:52 and leaving her off in a bathtub,
14:55 and cutting her arms off.
14:56 That was pretty graphic.
14:57 - Isn't it crazy that people just sing that at concerts?
14:59 - Christina Aguilera, he's like,
15:01 I'm gonna kick Christina Aguilera in the face.
15:04 - Did he say that?
15:05 - Yeah.
15:06 - I must have misheard.
15:07 - I thought it was about switching chairs,
15:11 so he could sit next to her.
15:11 - What bar was that?
15:13 - And then he and Carson Daly could argue over who--
15:16 - No, I'm pretty sure--
15:18 - Want to kick Christina Aguilera in the face?
15:22 Oh, 'cause she did a diss track back at him.
15:25 - Yeah. - And I wrote a diss track
15:25 about him, and he wrote a diss track about her.
15:28 - Yeah.
15:29 - But, you know, the kicking in the face,
15:31 that was just me improvising on the lyrics.
15:33 Yeah, that wasn't the true lyrics,
15:37 but it was something like that.
15:39 - Boy, we're all over the map here today.
15:41 John, can we get back to the plot here?
15:44 I guess the question is, yes,
15:45 should rap lyrics be considered
15:48 a literal admission of guilt,
15:50 or some kind of incriminating admissible evidence
15:52 in a court of law?
15:54 - Well, it's tough--
15:55 - I think it's fair to be able to use it,
15:57 but it's a, I think you could bring it up
16:00 as a defense trial, but you could also be like,
16:03 well, it's songs, it's made up.
16:05 - Yeah, it's a weird line to toe,
16:08 because lyrics can be about anything,
16:11 but it seems like in these cases,
16:13 a lot of the times, it's true, so I don't know.
16:16 - You ever been to court?
16:18 - Yeah. - Really?
16:19 - Yep. - Did you enjoy it?
16:21 - I had a lot of fun.
16:22 - You ever been what?
16:23 - My brother's a court officer.
16:24 - I'd like to go one time.
16:25 - One time, I had to testify on a grand jury,
16:28 in front of a grand jury, excuse me.
16:30 Yeah, my home had been broken into.
16:31 - You scared?
16:32 - I spoke about this at Barstow once, too.
16:34 Yeah, I woke up in the middle of the night, 3 a.m.,
16:36 there was a guy inside my apartment.
16:38 - Oh my God.
16:39 - Yeah, and he was rustling around
16:41 in my chest of drawers, my bureau.
16:43 No, no, I had a sliding door,
16:44 and I opened it just partway, 'cause I sleep naked,
16:46 and all my clothes were in the drawers
16:48 he was looking through.
16:49 - Oh my gosh.
16:50 - I didn't want him to see my--
16:50 - The guy!
16:51 Maybe that would have scared him away, though.
16:53 - Self-conscious.
16:54 No, no, I just opened the door,
16:56 and I said, "What are you doing?"
16:57 And he goes, "Relax."
16:59 (laughing)
17:01 - I kinda love that. - I swear to God.
17:01 - I kinda love that. - I respect that.
17:02 - He goes, "I'll be out,"
17:03 I think he said something like, "I'll be out,"
17:05 and I got lost, or like, "I'll be out in a minute."
17:06 - I'll be out of your hair in a second.
17:08 - Yay!
17:08 Go back to bed, you're good, you're good.
17:10 - That's a good robber, I think.
17:12 - But the truth is that the assistant district attorney
17:15 who was prosecuting the case,
17:17 they brought me in to ask me questions
17:21 before they went in front of the grand jury,
17:23 and she was asking me questions about the crime,
17:27 and I was telling her, and then she said,
17:30 "Okay, before we go any farther,
17:31 "it's become apparent to me that you're a comedian,
17:35 "and you work at Barstool,
17:37 "and you've spoken about this case on your radio show,
17:41 "you've written a blog about it,
17:43 "you've tweeted about it,
17:44 "and you posted an Instagram story about it."
17:46 - Oh, Jesus.
17:47 - It's going to be very hard to paint you as a victim
17:50 when you are squeezing all of this entertainment
17:54 out of this.
17:55 - Yeah.
17:56 - Having said that,
17:57 I thought it was pretty funny what you wrote.
17:59 (all laughing)
18:00 You should have started with that,
18:01 because it's easier for me to receive criticism
18:05 when it's couched in praise.
18:06 - Right, right, a sandwich.
18:08 - Yeah, if she had done that,
18:09 and so I didn't listen to her.
18:11 (all laughing)
18:11 - Right.
18:12 - I think that guy got away, but then he died.
18:14 - Oh.
18:15 - Later.
18:16 (all laughing)
18:17 - You knock, knock him.
18:18 - I think of health issues,
18:19 I don't think it was related to his life choices.
18:21 - To anymore break-ins?
18:23 - Yeah.
18:24 Okay.
18:25 Oh, Bill Belichick.
18:27 - This video's crazy.
18:28 - He fought on a ring camera, shirtless,
18:31 and he's doing what we assume is a walk of shame.
18:36 - He's got a torpedo boob coming out.
18:38 (all laughing)
18:39 That thing is coming at your face.
18:41 - Why is he not wearing a shirt?
18:43 - But he's kind of jacked at the same time.
18:45 Look at that back.
18:47 Look at his back.
18:48 Those muscles.
18:49 - People never understand,
18:50 when people have a one-night stand,
18:52 or they sleep over someone's house,
18:53 and they forget an article of clothing,
18:55 like for Bill, it's his shirt.
18:57 How do you, he must be just so fucked up
19:00 when he woke up in the morning
19:01 that he was like, "I gotta get out of here."
19:02 - I think he wore a shirt or a hoodie,
19:06 and the receiver of his penis said,
19:11 "I really like that, I wanna keep that as a gift,
19:16 "or a totem, a token."
19:18 - But that's the shirt off his back.
19:20 - You think he went home shirtless?
19:22 - Yeah.
19:22 - It seems like he is.
19:23 - Why is he going outside?
19:24 What's he going to do?
19:25 He's not taking the trash out?
19:26 - His car?
19:27 - No, I think that he's--
19:27 - He's going to his car.
19:28 - Getting a mail.
19:29 - Or he's gonna find his shirt.
19:30 - Oh, you think this is his home?
19:31 - No, but I just feel like he's not--
19:33 - This man, that man cannot drive.
19:35 - It looks like Bill's in Goodwill Hunting neighborhood.
19:38 - Yeah, exactly.
19:39 This is a neighborhood that sends deep sea fishermen
19:41 out for long, long periods of time.
19:43 - I think Bill knew what he was not,
19:45 he's like, "I gotta get out of this fucking neighborhood,"
19:47 and he couldn't find his shirt.
19:48 - I think he was so fucked up, he's like,
19:50 "I have to get the fuck out of here,"
19:51 and he just walked out.
19:52 - Look at the sigh he does when that door closes.
19:55 He goes, "Fuck."
19:55 - Yeah.
19:56 - It's like a, "All right, let's get through this."
19:58 But also--
19:59 - And also--
20:00 - Let this come out.
20:00 - He may have an Uber.
20:01 - Who posted the ring camera?
20:03 Because that's what I--
20:04 - Abs?
20:05 - Whoever lived in the house, right?
20:07 It's their ring camera.
20:08 They're the ones who posted it.
20:09 - Abs on the mic?
20:10 Who the hell is that?
20:11 - Well, good to know that Bill's doing his thing,
20:13 and you know--
20:14 - Bill's getting laid.
20:15 - Did they get a divorce, or--
20:17 - He was never married, so yeah,
20:19 they were with each other for one of those situations.
20:21 - Oh, okay, okay.
20:22 - But yeah, he just broke up, but I--
20:23 - Oh, wow.
20:24 - For Bill to be in this neighborhood is wild.
20:27 - Well, this, Babs on the mic is the leader
20:29 of Patriots Nation, according to that person,
20:31 so they may have the inside scoop.
20:34 - Ah, scoop, a little scoop there.
20:36 - Yeah.
20:36 - Scooping it out.
20:37 - Hell yeah, Bill.
20:38 - Okay, Omegle--
20:39 - Congrats on the six.
20:41 - Has shut down after 14 years.
20:43 I didn't mean to step on your last tag there.
20:46 I didn't know about this, I've never heard of this thing.
20:48 Similar to Chatroulette, apparently,
20:50 Gia said she saw her first cock on there.
20:52 - Yes, I did, at the ripe age of like 10 or 11.
20:57 - Geez Louise, that's young.
20:59 - Yeah.
21:00 - Bad, bad girl.
21:01 - It's just too easily accessible.
21:03 Sorry, I was traumatized as a child.
21:05 (laughing)
21:06 - What were you doing on those sites?
21:08 - Chatting my little heart away with my friends.
21:10 - Yeah.
21:11 - You don't know any better.
21:12 - No?
21:13 - No, I mean, I didn't know any--
21:14 - My parents put a parental blocker on me.
21:16 - My parents did not.
21:17 - They believed in me.
21:18 - No.
21:19 - They worried about me.
21:20 - I was on Omegle a lot, I was on Tumblr,
21:23 I was on everything.
21:24 - What was the other one before Zoom?
21:26 Ouvoo?
21:27 - Ouvoo?
21:28 - Yeah.
21:29 - Yeah, I was on Ouvoo.
21:30 Yeah, Omegle, it's fucked up.
21:32 Like, there was some weird shit going on there,
21:35 like probably some super illegal stuff.
21:37 - Are you sad to see that it's gone though?
21:39 - No, I'm happy.
21:40 I feel like this will, like,
21:43 protect children.
21:45 - Yes, that's what we need.
21:47 - Like myself.
21:47 - Right, right, right.
21:48 - Because there's these old creepy guys,
21:50 you know, they're probably heartbroken.
21:51 - Is Chat Roulette still around?
21:52 - That they can't talk to children anymore.
21:54 - If you're still on Chat Roulette,
21:55 you guys, you should be arrested.
21:57 - It's actually shocking that Omegle
21:59 hasn't been shut down earlier,
22:01 because of the way that--
22:03 - Meet strangers worldwide is their tag.
22:05 - It's like Chat Roulette's still a thing.
22:06 I bet they've changed it.
22:08 - Yeah, and the crazy thing is they allow you to
22:11 use a camera, so you're like 13 years old
22:14 going on Omegle, you're on camera,
22:17 who knows who's taking pictures of you
22:18 or what's going on.
22:19 - That is crazy though.
22:20 - Yeah, it's crazy.
22:21 - Their tagline being like,
22:22 meet strangers worldwide is crazy.
22:24 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:25 It was, I saw some crazy, crazy stuff on Omegle, for sure.
22:30 - Damn, not good.
22:31 - Damn, see you Omegle.
22:32 - All right, that's the rundown.
22:35 Thanks guys, here's the after show.
22:37 We had the Barstool Invitational last night,
22:39 the whole Chicago crew, Rone, Caleb, everyone was there.
22:43 - Yeah, very funny.
22:44 - Really kind of the A team, A squad.
22:47 That's probably why the rundown is what it is today.
22:51 Just 'cause they were all there.
22:52 I realize I'm insulting all of us, I apologize.
22:57 I think it's okay by looping myself.
22:59 - I feel like you do this every time I'm on the rundown,
23:00 you're like, ah, this fucking squad, Ab, you're such.
23:03 - It's nice to get in front of the comments,
23:05 like, oh, I'm turning this off 'cause of these three.
23:07 - Yeah, yeah.
23:08 - You see a rabbit yourself.
23:09 - Right, right, right.
23:09 - It's a rabbit yourself.
23:10 - You gotta make the big three joke.
23:13 This is the real big three.
23:14 - Yeah, this is the real big three.
23:16 - I like that one.
23:17 - We're the big three.
23:18 - Oh yeah.
23:18 - We're conscious, you know.
23:19 - Big three.
23:20 Well, the big highlights, I think, of the Invitational,
23:23 I guess Jersey Jerry made a half court shot.
23:26 - Yep.
23:26 - Which--
23:27 - When Jerry went up to shoot this shot,
23:29 I said in my head, he's gonna make it, 1000%, and he did.
23:34 And I love the hype that everybody had for him.
23:37 Like, he, I was actually kind of jealous of Jersey Jerry
23:40 because I would have loved to have that moment.
23:44 - Hmm.
23:44 - Hey!
23:48 (cheering)
23:50 - Jersey Jerry!
23:51 - Yes!
23:52 - Chaos on the floor!
23:55 - See him run into the--
23:56 - Oh, he's not happy, he's not happy.
23:59 (laughing)
24:01 - Jersey Jerry in the window!
24:02 - He's just not happy.
24:04 (laughing)
24:06 - $250, give it up for Jersey Jerry!
24:08 - Congratulations to Jersey Jerry!
24:11 - Especially in front of everyone you know.
24:12 - Last year, he was the one who hit
24:14 the half court shot last year.
24:15 - He did?
24:16 - Oh, okay.
24:17 - So they were, he was next in line, Jerry hits it,
24:19 and Rico is the only one in this picture not cheating.
24:23 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:24 - So everyone's saying that.
24:24 In his defense, when Jerry came all the way back around,
24:29 Rico was going like this.
24:30 - Yeah, I saw that too.
24:31 - In his defense, but--
24:33 - Do they only get one shot, or they get--
24:34 - No, Jerry took like 10 shots.
24:36 - Oh.
24:37 - Like I think they all--
24:38 - No, they all took one shot first,
24:40 and then eventually, like Jerry was the last one,
24:42 and there was like a line.
24:44 So everybody went one by one,
24:46 and then Jerry was the last person,
24:47 and then he shot it and he made it.
24:49 - I love it, this is fun.
24:50 - Yeah, it was great.
24:51 - That's great, that's so fun.
24:52 - Yeah.
24:53 - I love Jerry, I think he's hysterical.
24:55 - I was confused with YAC basketball and the Hut,
25:00 there was this guy, they called him the Hut,
25:02 and he just ran around and was blocking people's shots.
25:05 - Remember the Boston College guy that cried at the podium,
25:08 back in the day?
25:10 It's him.
25:10 - Oh, okay.
25:12 - But he's like seven foot.
25:13 - Yeah, he's huge, I was like,
25:14 did he win a competition or something?
25:16 - I will say though, the broadcast was great,
25:18 because Dave like literally was talking to Hurley,
25:22 being like, the Arizona State coach,
25:25 being like, "We bet on you, so please, please win."
25:29 And they got smoked.
25:30 - Yeah.
25:31 - And the event will not be happening again,
25:33 because he got absolutely smoked for it.
25:35 But the whole event's great.
25:37 - Yeah, it was awesome.
25:38 - That big guy.
25:39 - That's the Hut, that's the Hut.
25:39 - That's the Boston College guy.
25:41 - Yeah.
25:41 - Okay, okay.
25:42 - Yeah, he was just running around,
25:43 making everybody's life really complicated.
25:46 - Wow.
25:47 - But he also did dunk it, which is kind of sick.
25:48 - The guy's humongous.
25:49 - Yeah, he's huge, he makes skate beat look so little.
25:52 - All right, awesome.
25:53 Well, great work guys on the Barstool Invitational,
25:57 huge success, pretty fun.
26:00 Tia, you watched it too.
26:01 - Yep.
26:02 - Any thoughts?
26:03 You already gave 'em.
26:04 - Well, I liked Vlad.
26:05 - Sorry.
26:06 - No, you're good, I liked Vlad on FAU, he's really cute.
26:10 So Vlad, if you're seeing this, please DM me.
26:12 - Slide into her chat roulette, show her your dick.
26:16 - Please don't.
26:16 - That's her way.
26:17 - No, no, no, no, no, it's not.
26:19 - That's her way.
26:21 - Maybe just like a, "Hey, what's up, how are you?"
26:23 No unsolicited dick pics, please.
26:26 And yeah, I was an Owls girl.
26:28 I didn't watch the second game because I was tired.
26:30 - Oh, nice, classic.
26:32 The last thing was that Rico was not mopping
26:35 the floor sufficiently.
26:37 - Well, that's because Niki Smokes spilled his beer.
26:40 - And Rico used the mop for the beer, and then--
26:44 - The mop got wet.
26:45 - Didn't switch out the mop.
26:46 - Oh, you gotta switch mops.
26:47 - He starts going on the court, and the FAU team
26:51 had to come out and wipe it for themselves
26:54 because it was very dangerous.
26:55 And he got fired from doing it from the second game.
26:57 - Yeah, that's unfortunate.
26:59 - Got it, awesome.
27:01 Last thing, Billy Football and Donnie are in Uganda,
27:03 and they're playing the first half
27:05 of the Uganda versus Kenya football game.
27:06 They're gonna participate themselves.
27:08 Hard to follow.
27:10 I thought Billy Football was severely injured.
27:12 - Yeah, I thought he had a broken ankle.
27:14 - He's gonna be playing.
27:16 This is a cool story, though.
27:19 What an amazing, enterprising, world-connecting guy Donnie is
27:26 to do these things in such faraway places.
27:29 I was over, very close to Uganda.
27:31 I was in Rwanda on my honeymoon a year ago.
27:34 We went and saw the Gorillas.
27:35 They just did that.
27:36 Truly an amazing experience.
27:37 - I would love to do that.
27:37 That's like a bucket list.
27:39 - Yeah.
27:41 I bet you will.
27:42 We'll do that.
27:43 - Maybe eventually.
27:44 - We'll probably do that.
27:45 - I thought it was funny 'cause they were trying
27:47 to teach them the tush push.
27:49 - Oh, on the team?
27:50 - Yeah, they were trying to teach them the tush push,
27:53 and I support that.
27:54 I hope that they can pull it off.
27:55 They're both playing in the first half.
27:57 - You know who could probably,
27:59 they should send to teach them the tush push
28:01 are Pat and Joey.
28:02 - Oh, good one, good one, good one.
28:07 - Oh, yeah.
28:09 - That's true.
28:09 - Classic.
28:10 Although I don't think that would be well-received
28:13 in that part of the world.
28:13 They tend to have somewhat old-fashioned views.
28:16 - No, yep, no.
28:18 - That sort of thing.
28:19 All right.
28:20 - We need more golf content,
28:22 so I golfed with Mike Francesa coming out today.
28:26 - No way! - Oh, nice!
28:27 - It was a great shot. - Fantastic!
28:29 - Yep.
28:30 - How was that?
28:31 - Fantastic, he was the man.
28:32 - He's cool.
28:33 - You know what?
28:34 I'll even tell you what he,
28:34 what do you think he shot?
28:36 - I just have no idea whether or not he plays often.
28:39 My guess would be like 48.
28:41 - Well, he played 18.
28:42 - Oh, okay, so let's say 95.
28:44 - 82.
28:45 - Oh my God!
28:45 - Is that really good?
28:46 - That's dialed.
28:47 - Wow. - That's really clean.
28:48 - You know old man golf where it's like
28:50 they hit it 110, 120.
28:52 - Yeah, but they never miss.
28:53 - Always on the fairway.
28:55 Every time, it was incredible.
28:57 - Oh yeah, go Mike.
28:58 - Wow.
28:59 - Mike's great.
29:00 - Love that.
29:01 - So make sure to watch it.
29:02 - Where is it coming?
29:03 - Scumbag Golf.
29:04 - Scumbag Golf.
29:05 - Check it out today, premiering later today.
29:06 Marty Mush and Mike Francesa.
29:09 All right everybody, thank you so much.
29:11 That's the Runtown.
29:12 Jet, get your ugly sweaters.
29:15 - Yeah.
29:15 - Buy some C4 and we'll see you guys soon.
29:18 Thanks.
29:19 (whooshing)
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