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00:00It seems like Gruden's all in, we'll see.
00:02I think so.
00:03I think, I feel like Gruden's already made a better impact
00:05or more of a company-wide impact than Deon did,
00:08unless I'm wrong about that.
00:09So is he going to do like a podcast?
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02:21The Onion has acquired Alex Jones Info Awards at auction.
02:25I know some of the Sandy Hook parents
02:27were kind of helping with this,
02:29facilitate this deal here.
02:31It's great.
02:32Fuck Alex Jones.
02:33This is fantastic.
02:35He did a pathetic press conference
02:38from his like shambled office
02:40making this declaration, this news.
02:42Not a huge fan of The Onion,
02:43but I love that Alex Jones is getting clout.
02:45Are you a fan of free speech?
02:46I am.
02:47Got it.
02:48Just checking.
02:49I am.
02:50I am a fan of free speech.
02:52And an enemy of someone who's a complete shithead.
02:56Go ahead, Pat.
02:57No, no, no.
02:58You had something.
02:59Oh, I don't.
03:00I'm all for people saying whatever they want.
03:03The rise of Alex Jones
03:04and the somebody who people take seriously,
03:06I do find interesting.
03:07This guy is a buffoon.
03:08Like he thinks everything is made up.
03:10I'm with you.
03:10Say whatever you want.
03:11But like, I mean, this guy is going after like
03:13school shootings.
03:15It is crazy.
03:15But this sort of rise where people,
03:18I know I have friends who take Alex Jones like,
03:21seriously, believe what he says.
03:22And they're like, oh, one time he got this right.
03:23Well, no shit.
03:24You've thrown 50,000 things against the wall.
03:25A couple are going to stick.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Completely agree.
03:29Yeah.
03:29Yes.
03:30Walter Cronkite.
03:31I'm the host.
03:33This is amazing.
03:34I'm trying to be a good host.
03:36No, Alex Jones.
03:37I mean, I said, I think Alex Jones is a piece of shit.
03:39I'm glad this happened.
03:40I mean, I just feel like The Onion is like, uh.
03:42Would I?
03:43Oh yeah, sure.
03:44I would just say, what about this?
03:45What about this?
03:46What about this?
03:47And he would go crazy and like, yeah, but sure, I'm on.
03:49What's his biggest thing he's been right about?
03:51Wasn't there like some,
03:52he's been right on like some significant like thing.
03:54Well, he claimed in that press conference
03:55that he was.
03:56Like something in the water,
03:57like frogs are turning gay or something.
03:58Frogs are turning gay.
03:59Yeah.
03:59It just happened to me.
04:00He's claimed to be behind the entire.
04:01Is that what you were drinking?
04:02You think the water turned you gay?
04:03Yeah, absolutely.
04:04You weren't born gay.
04:04No.
04:05No, no, no, no.
04:06It's a choice and you made it.
04:07Of course.
04:08I mean, listen, it's a choice that we make
04:09and that's the one that I made.
04:10He claims that he was behind the rise
04:12of Donald Trump's success
04:13and the kind of all of this new movement,
04:15he claims that he's kind of the grandfather of all of this.
04:17Right.
04:18I remember Donald Trump,
04:18that's the guy when he ran for president again in 2020
04:21or when the company was gonna quit, right?
04:23Whatever happened to that guy?
04:24That was, for me, that was peak Barstool.
04:27Oh, I loved it.
04:29That, oh, the outrage.
04:31Didn't some people, we had a couple of people quit.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Like at the peak of, even before, I think,
04:36like peak Me Too quit.
04:38Couple of people.
04:39Yeah, well, I remember during Trump,
04:40that was also like the big,
04:41like people were changing their avatars on Instagram.
04:44I think they changed them back
04:45and they would have,
04:46every day would be another 30,000 word blog post
04:48about how bad somebody felt about sitting somewhere
04:50like, holy fuck, can this ever fucking end?
04:53So yeah, that's what Clember used to kill Barstool
04:55all the time and now, you know, once he,
04:56once he's been in here.
04:57Oh yeah, what happened,
04:58were you an anti-Barstooler on Twitter?
04:59I was never into Barstool at all.
05:01I didn't, never consumed.
05:03And then the minute he got a job here, he's like,
05:04I can't believe how talented these people are.
05:07I do.
05:08So talented.
05:09I did.
05:10You never said anything like that
05:10in Flammatory.
05:11You haven't seen, you know.
05:12It's just kind of, yeah.
05:13I'm like, I'm like the most talented person
05:14who's ever lived.
05:15I love Ken Jack.
05:16I'm like, okay, I guess.
05:17I never shit on Ken,
05:18I never like shit on people.
05:19I was just like, Barstool's not for me.
05:21I felt like I was too old for it.
05:22I never gave it a chance.
05:23You were pro, you were too pro-woman.
05:25Yes.
05:26No, I think I was like too pro-snobbery.
05:27Yeah, I was snobbery.
05:28Yeah.
05:30Luckily, that's all washed off now though.
05:32New congressional hearings are blowing off,
05:34blowing the lid off UFO secrecy
05:37and getting us closer to the full truth than ever.
05:40It's a strange sentence.
05:41That sentence was 30,000 words.
05:43Did you just read every word in order right there?
05:44Was there any limber you're gonna say
05:45I'm gonna stop reading it word for word?
05:46I think I'm supposed to read the word.
05:47Oh, is that true?
05:48Word for word?
05:49Is that a rule?
05:50Who makes that rule?
05:51I think the right thing to do?
05:52I don't know.
05:53Should I?
05:54No, I don't know.
05:55Just go.
05:57You can bring up the topic.
05:58Yeah, there's a way to do it.
06:00I don't know.
06:00Maybe I'll be missing it.
06:01You don't know.
06:02You've watched things in your life.
06:03Yeah, I know.
06:04It's the fourth time I've hosted.
06:05What?
06:05Fourth?
06:06The Tonight Show.
06:07How would you have brought it up, Kirk?
06:08How would we see it again?
06:09Phone host.
06:10I don't know.
06:11Let me see it, Nate.
06:12Let me see the headline again.
06:13Oh, that's it right there.
06:14Okay.
06:15That's it.
06:16You're reading the headline.
06:17Like, yeah, congressional hearings are going on
06:17about UFO.
06:18It seems like there's some shit going on.
06:19All right.
06:20I'll do the next one.
06:21I'm not, I am not, I don't believe in UFOs.
06:23I don't believe in any of it.
06:24You don't believe that they exist.
06:24I'm not, I'm not like a-
06:26I don't care.
06:27Yeah, I'm not like a,
06:30I kind of think this is it.
06:31I don't, no, no.
06:32Like, there's, like, microbes, like, they exist.
06:34Yeah, but-
06:35Who gives a fuck?
06:36I don't care that they exist.
06:37Are there food courts in, like, other planets?
06:39Are there, like, movie theaters?
06:41Are people playing miniature golf?
06:43No.
06:43There's, like, little pieces of, like, algae somewhere.
06:46What the hell do I care?
06:47You don't think there's, like, a society somewhere?
06:48Where, Clemmer?
06:49Where?
06:50Every store has a solar system, so somewhere.
06:51I'm just saying.
06:52Why haven't we found it yet?
06:53Like, where is it?
06:54Because it's huge.
06:54Do you think there's another solar system right now
06:55where people, like, worry about their fantasy football team?
06:57No.
06:58Like, so what's going on?
06:59There's a civilized society, I believe, somewhere.
07:01With, like, suits?
07:02And, like, they shave?
07:03No, probably not, but maybe, like,
07:04maybe they have a government.
07:05Maybe they have a government.
07:06They probably look like you, maybe.
07:07Maybe they do.
07:09Did you escape?
07:09I don't know.
07:11Not to my knowledge, I didn't.
07:11Do you believe that?
07:12I mean, do you think it is?
07:13I don't care.
07:14You would care if you found out
07:16that actually existed.
07:17Yeah, maybe, if it's gonna affect us.
07:19I think every-
07:20You thought there was another planet
07:21with, like, people on it?
07:22Every UFO is just a different government's, like-
07:25Oh, here we go.
07:26Alex Jones guy.
07:27Every UFO is a different government's, like,
07:29plane or whatever the fuck it is.
07:30It's just a piece of military equipment
07:32that other countries don't know.
07:33So, when it lands-
07:34People freak out.
07:35It's like, oh my God, this is from outer space.
07:36No, it's not.
07:37It's from Canada or Russia or whatever.
07:39Completely agree.
07:40What is the, what is the,
07:41it was Jerry's blog.
07:42What is, like, the news in it that's,
07:44did you read the story?
07:45I know, I did.
07:46I read, well, I read-
07:46So, people testified that they have UFO, like, aircraft
07:50and that government workers, like,
07:52who have been trying to, whatever,
07:54they, like, try to put it back together
07:55and have been injured trying to put it back together.
07:57And, basically, it's like the Pentagon,
07:59I mean, I guess it came out a few years ago
08:01that the Pentagon said, yeah,
08:02we've seen aliens and all that.
08:03It's kind of that all over again,
08:05but it's just more people who are involved in it
08:07saying, like, yes, there are government programs
08:09with UFOs and aliens.
08:10And why is this happening now?
08:12Is this, like, some pre-election-
08:14Probably.
08:15Why didn't it happen, like, 600 years ago?
08:18Why weren't there aliens?
08:19Why, I mean, was it written about, like, in, like-
08:21I mean, Roswell.
08:22Roswell is big.
08:23That was in, like, 1950.
08:24I'm saying, why didn't it happen, like, in, like, 400?
08:26Right, why are the aliens only coming here now?
08:28Social media-
08:29I think because they built Stonehenge, right?
08:31There's two levels of aliens.
08:32There's the aliens, like Pat was saying,
08:33like, it's, like, they're probably just spacecrafts
08:35that we built, man-made crafts.
08:37But there's also the idea
08:38that there are aliens somewhere else,
08:40like E.T. kind of aliens.
08:41I think those aliens exist.
08:42You think they're, like, E.T.?
08:44Probably not, but I'm saying that, like,
08:45in a way, way, way, way, like, another world
08:47that we don't even know exists.
08:49I just, I can't rule it out.
08:50There's too many stars.
08:52Okay, no one's asking you to rule it out.
08:54Trying to sell you on it.
08:55I'm not buying it.
08:56This is just boredom.
08:57People are just bored.
08:58People want to believe aliens are so badly
09:01that they, anything's an alien.
09:04But having civilization somewhere else
09:06would be huge news if it were.
09:07Of course.
09:08Biggest story in the history of the world.
09:10Right.
09:11I don't think it's ever, in our lifetime,
09:13we're never gonna see that story.
09:14No.
09:16Maybe.
09:17Okay, people are like, oh, there's water somewhere.
09:19So they're like, maybe, I guess.
09:20But, like, again, let me see somebody doing something.
09:23Let me see a casino.
09:24Let me see, are they playing basketball?
09:26Are they doing a rundown somewhere?
09:28Right, is there a Chipotle there?
09:31Is there a, you know, is there a Five Guys?
09:33Like, no, probably not, right?
09:34Right, probably not.
09:35I don't want to go there.
09:36Yeah, yeah.
09:37True, good point.
09:38Thank you, Clement.
09:39Yeah.
09:41The Tampa Bay Rays, their roof blew off.
09:43So now they have to play their home game.
09:44Makes no sense, you have to read the,
09:46that makes no sense in comedy.
09:47Damn it!
09:48Didn't we do this topic yesterday?
09:50We talked about it,
09:50because Frank and I were interested in it.
09:52But now that's where they're going.
09:53They're going to Steinbrenner Field.
09:54And that's in Tampa, which is kind of surprising.
09:58MLB didn't want them to go there.
10:00I think they want them to go more in wide world of sports
10:01in Orlando, or maybe Dunedin.
10:03But I think the Tampa government,
10:06the Tampa and St. Petersburg government,
10:08wanted them to stay in that area,
10:10or else they're going to pull funding for the new park.
10:11At the end of the day,
10:12they're going to be playing in an 11,000 capacity stadium.
10:15That's a disaster for this team.
10:16That doesn't draw well.
10:17Will they sell those games out?
10:19They may sell, like, the home opener.
10:20How close is that to where they used to play?
10:24It's not that close.
10:25So it's closer to where the Bucs play.
10:26Tampa stinks.
10:28Tampa's, like, one of the five worst cities.
10:29St. Petersburg is nice.
10:30I didn't mind Tampa.
10:31I kind of liked Tampa.
10:32Were you there for a show or something?
10:33Yeah, I was there for a show.
10:34It wasn't bad.
10:35Yeah, but you were doing your thing, you know?
10:36I lived there for two years.
10:37You were doing your lie.
10:38Who got you there?
10:39Oh, I was doing my thing.
10:40Yeah.
10:41Oh, I was doing my thing.
10:42Put it this way.
10:43Ellie, you were going from Tampa's one stadium
10:46to the other.
10:46It's just a guess.
10:47Yeah, and I hope God doesn't know.
10:48He's going straight to fucking hell
10:50if he knows what I was doing there.
10:50Yeah, it's, Houston's the worst city in America.
10:54Oh, it's awful.
10:55Tampa's in the top five.
10:56Well, Houston's just dirty.
10:57At least the water's pretty in Tampa.
11:00I mean, this city's also a dump,
11:02but all cities stink.
11:03But yeah, whatever.
11:04The big issue for the Rays is the rain.
11:06So they have-
11:07Chicago, which is great.
11:08They have these huge storms in Tampa,
11:10Tampa Bay lightning,
11:11and it basically is going to eliminate
11:13batting practice for them,
11:14like, for a good chunk of this summer.
11:16This is going to really fuck up the Rays.
11:18They're in trouble.
11:19I mean, they're in trouble anyway.
11:20Yeah, there's no roof.
11:21So it's going to be like 140 degrees?
11:23Yep.
11:23It's going to be like night,
11:24but the community's going to be awful.
11:25How are they allowing that to happen?
11:26What are the options?
11:27Where do you put them?
11:28Couldn't you play a neutral site place?
11:30I mean, no one's going to go anyway.
11:31But where?
11:32Yeah.
11:33Like Miami?
11:34But then that fucks up their schedule,
11:34and you also lose all your corporate sponsors,
11:36and you lose your season ticket base.
11:37Yeah.
11:38It's a mess.
11:39Why do they have to stay in Florida?
11:40Like, people don't go to the games anyway.
11:42I mean, they do-
11:42What season ticket base do they have?
11:442000?
11:45That's what I was saying.
11:46Probably more than that.
11:46I bet not much.
11:47Another issue, though, is your corporate sponsors.
11:48Like, they have a furniture company they work with.
11:50Like, are you going to lose that?
11:51Like, that's big money for them.
11:53It's the only revenue they have.
11:54They're a major league baseball franchise.
11:56They have an enormous television contract
11:57they get a share of.
11:58You think they're worried about Bob's discount furniture?
12:00I think they are.
12:02Really?
12:03Yeah.
12:03How much can that be for the Tampa Bay Rays?
12:05All their corporate sponsors?
12:06I imagine it adds up.
12:08But also, I don't know how this affects their luxury suites.
12:11Well, they're gone, obviously.
12:12You're right.
12:13What do you do with that lost revenue?
12:14This is a team that had a payroll of $80 million anyway.
12:17You've heard Clemmer's theory
12:18about the next expansion team in sports, right?
12:22What is it?
12:23It's probably going to be in Nashville.
12:24No, but what are you going to do?
12:25Oh, I want to move there.
12:26Clemmer's deal is the next expansion team in sports,
12:28he wants to move to that town.
12:29In baseball.
12:30In baseball.
12:30To get in on the ground floor.
12:31Just to be with him the whole time.
12:32And that's how I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
12:34Get in on the ground floor, meaning...
12:36You're one.
12:37You're physically close to them, but not...
12:38Well, I want to go.
12:39I don't want to go into games.
12:40You should be there for the building
12:41of the stadium itself, too.
12:42Like the dirt going in there.
12:43No, I would go maybe to the ground break.
12:45Sure.
12:46But then I wouldn't...
12:47So you're going to do that if Nashville gets a team?
12:49I kind of want to, but I got it.
12:50What's the timeline on something like that?
12:51Well, the expansion team, once it's announced,
12:53usually like three years after that,
12:54hasn't been announced yet, so.
12:56We're at least four years out.
12:57Okay.
12:58I care less about this story than I do about aliens.
13:01The race.
13:02See, I disagree.
13:03I'm actually interested in the...
13:04I like this sort of the business part of it.
13:05How do you...
13:06Major league baseball teams that play in 11,000 seats.
13:09They're one of two teams doing that.
13:09What's the capacity on a regular stadium?
13:12The A's.
13:13The A's are playing in Sacramento with 13,000 seats.
13:14What's the...
13:15The old...
13:16The stadium itself is what, 30,000, 35,000, maybe?
13:18Yeah, it's like...
13:20Yeah, about that,
13:20because they've eliminated some seats up there.
13:22Yeah, about that.
13:23So they're going to a smaller stadium
13:24and we're still worried about it?
13:25Well, they're going to a stadium that seats 11,000,
13:27that has no luxury suites.
13:29Like this is a huge...
13:29This is a spring training.
13:31This is where their single A team plays.
13:33Now you care, huh?
13:34Yeah, now I'm...
13:35Now I'm interested.
13:35Now I'm interested.
13:36Sorry, your eyes locked.
13:37Yeah.
13:38John Gruden now works with us.
13:40He's our coworker.
13:42I was stunned today on Unnamed, the Unnamed show,
13:46that Dave said that Gruden is a full-time employee.
13:49Yes.
13:50That's wild.
13:51He's coaching and broadcasting.
13:53His last contract was $100 million.
13:55He's still getting paid off of it.
13:56Yeah, he's probably made close to $200 million
13:59and he's a full-time employee.
14:00Dave says he's on board for everything.
14:02Like it's going to be...
14:03You know, Gruden's going to be on the...
14:04He could be with you, Pat.
14:05He might not be the worst dozen player ever.
14:07Gruden is going to play the dozen.
14:09Like he's going to be...
14:10He could be sleeping on the fort surviving next year.
14:11Great lifeline.
14:12He could be doing Rad Race.
14:14He was walking through the Chicago office
14:15like he was just showing up to a regular job.
14:17He had his little computer thing and then he sat down.
14:20He was drafting people in the Chicago office.
14:23It was one of the...
14:24On the Yak, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
14:27So first up, we got Spider.
14:30Hey, coach.
14:31Welcome to the team.
14:32Thank you, Spider.
14:33I love your name.
14:36Just tell me your favorite route
14:37that you run when you're in the slot.
14:40Spider 2-Eye banana.
14:41No.
14:42Oh, he's out.
14:43He's out.
14:44Out, out.
14:45Out, out.
14:46Don't try to...
14:46Get him out of here.
14:50All right, go ahead, Jerry.
14:52Oh.
14:54Jerry, 5'5", fullback.
14:56Jerry, you look like a fullback.
14:59How would you block TJ Watt
15:01if you wanted to just erase him?
15:04I'd hold him.
15:05It's the only way to block that guy.
15:07The most serious question for you, Jerry,
15:10is what's your vertical?
15:12Let's show it.
15:12Show it to him.
15:13Yes.
15:14Yes.
15:23What do you think?
15:24The landing is definitely a reject.
15:27He's out.
15:27He's out.
15:28Did you see that landing?
15:30Let me ask you this question.
15:34How would you cover Kelsey on an option route?
15:37Mike linebacker in the middle,
15:39have the cornerback kind of fade in,
15:42and let the safety take the guy on the outside.
15:46That's some of the biggest bunch of bullshit.
15:50Get him out of here.
15:51Get him out of here.
15:51Get him out of here.
15:52What is your job description?
15:54What is it here?
15:55That's a really good question.
15:56Wow, great question.
15:57I'm in content.
15:59I don't really know what that means.
16:01I have a morning show.
16:02I'm on gambling streams,
16:03and I just raise hell all over the South.
16:05You look like you have some leadership.
16:07I'm impressed with that.
16:08I'd just like to see it.
16:10Do a little W drill like you're a DB.
16:12Just backpedal nice and easy.
16:15Five yards.
16:15Come up five yards.
16:17Go back five yards.
16:18Pump your arms.
16:19Use your arms a little.
16:20There you go.
16:22That's not bad.
16:23Okay.
16:24Is he in?
16:25Let's keep Mitzi alive.
16:26Okay.
16:27Nice.
16:27He tapped it.
16:28Now he had to pull his pants up.
16:30You just asked, by the way,
16:31the question you asked,
16:32what do you do here?
16:33Literally, we've been wondering that
16:35for three, four years.
16:36He had like Nicky Smokes and Ebo
16:39checking their flexibility.
16:40Ben Mintz doing all that.
16:41And he was just,
16:42he's down for it all,
16:43because I don't think he's an internet guy.
16:45So he doesn't really know what he's.
16:47Well, these athletes,
16:47I always find are one way or the other.
16:48Like they're either,
16:49they either buy in,
16:50like, you know,
16:51like Whitney or Compton.
16:53Now they're different levels.
16:54Or they're kind of like,
16:56I'm too good for this,
16:56which I kind of felt Deon was.
17:00But it seems like Gruden's all in.
17:01I don't know, we'll see.
17:02I think so.
17:04I feel like Gruden's already made a better impact
17:05or more of a company-wide impact than Deon did,
17:08unless I'm wrong about that.
17:09So is he going to do like a podcast
17:11or is he just going to?
17:12Dave was talking about it today on Unnamed
17:14that he's going to do the football show,
17:15he said, right?
17:16The pro football football show.
17:17Okay, that makes sense.
17:18He said that.
17:19And I think he,
17:20I don't know this,
17:20but it seems like he got.
17:21He's going to do BFFs as well.
17:23He's doing that.
17:24He's in for that.
17:25He's on the new district.
17:25He's doing that.
17:26He's doing,
17:27he went viral, I guess,
17:28for doing these like long videos.
17:29So he's probably going to do that.
17:30He does like this quarterback.
17:31He analyzes the quarterbacks
17:33like that previous week.
17:34Yeah, yeah.
17:34Like he did the ESPN basically.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Yeah, the quarterback, whatever that was.
17:37But he doesn't quit on TikTok and they're fun.
17:39Like he's.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Like we were watching before streams and stuff.
17:43I forgot his voice.
17:43Like his voice when you hear him speak,
17:45he is,
17:46he was like the guy on broadcasting.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Ever.
17:51I wish he had that glare.
17:52He'd give that glare on the side.
17:52So one of the first years he was on Monday Night Football,
17:56I was working at EI in the media center at Gillette.
17:59And he was like walking around,
18:01like giving everyone like that glare.
18:02And then I realized,
18:03cause there were people around,
18:04he had in one,
18:06one hand he had an enormous plate of mac and cheese.
18:08He had an M&M cookie.
18:09You don't look that tough when you're doing that.
18:12Like you lose sort of your,
18:13so I'd probably put those down.
18:14But yeah, but he obviously,
18:16Clemert met some people there today.
18:18I met some people?
18:19No, he.
18:20Oh, I didn't.
18:21John Gruden, number four.
18:21I didn't meet him.
18:22Mintz meeting John Gruden.
18:23Yes, yeah.
18:24And Nate, is this?
18:25I didn't, I didn't,
18:26I'm like, I don't understand what you're saying.
18:27Yes, Mintz.
18:28We sent the talent to Chicago.
18:29This is what we got.
18:31Go look for hats, Clemert.
18:33Jesus.
18:34I will in February.
18:35Don't worry.
18:36Mintz meeting John,
18:37Mintz met John Gruden.
18:38I guess we can play that clip.
18:39Sure, let's do it.
18:40Hey John.
18:41Yeah, I'm doing me nuts.
18:43I've been,
18:44the Saints,
18:45I've seen you down in New Orleans a little bit
18:46this last couple of years.
18:47Is there,
18:49can we get like a one out of like 50 shot?
18:51You're the next guy.
18:51I would be.
18:52Mintz, we just hired him.
18:55Well, yeah.
18:57If he coaches the Saints,
18:58he can't work here.
19:01I'd rather work here than,
19:02either's a win for me.
19:04Cause, well, he's been here a day.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Well, welcome to Barstow.
19:09Welcome to Stowell.
19:10Which one would you rather him do?
19:13I feel like the Stowell,
19:15I feel like the Stowell's already rolling
19:17and the Saints are in a fucking disaster right now.
19:20So I think the Saints probably need,
19:22I mean, the Saints probably need him more than we do,
19:24is my thoughts.
19:25He's basically wants Gruden to either coach the Saints
19:31or work here.
19:32And then Dave had reminded him,
19:33well, if he goes and coaches the Saints.
19:35Probably can't work.
19:35He can't work here.
19:36And that kind of blew,
19:37Mintz had to stop and kind of rearrange his words
19:39for a good 10 seconds.
19:41I mean, he's done coaching, right?
19:42Like he's.
19:43Well, he got.
19:44He could get.
19:45They hacked into his,
19:46he had some email stuff that was not great.
19:49But I also don't,
19:50like in today's world,
19:51I don't even know if that's true or not.
19:52I can come,
19:53I mean, he might coach a couple of things.
19:54That's why he lost his job.
19:55That's he was insane.
19:56He lost his job with ESPN.
19:57Oh no, he's back with the Raiders at that point.
19:59He's the Raiders.
20:01It was the Daniel Snyder thing.
20:02Daniel Snyder was trying to,
20:03all the heat was on Daniel Snyder
20:03was trying to pass the buck.
20:04That's why he leaked these emails.
20:07With Gruden,
20:08so when Gruden joined the league,
20:09he was 35 years old.
20:10And he was like this boy wonder.
20:11And I still,
20:12my mind kind of having that,
20:13but he's,
20:14I think he's over 60 now.
20:15So I don't know if there is.
20:16I don't think he's 60 yet.
20:17But I think he is.
20:18Really?
20:18But he's married, kids.
20:19I don't know.
20:20Like a family or is he just a full,
20:21you said on Unnamed,
20:22he wants to donate to football,
20:24which I thought was the greatest.
20:24He's 61.
20:25But I mean,
20:2662, 63 can coach the NFL.
20:28Yeah.
20:29Oh yeah.
20:30Well, you know,
20:31I hope he stays here.
20:31I think Dave says a three year deal.
20:33So, you know,
20:34crazy.
20:35That was like a long deal.
20:36First reported by Adam Schefter,
20:37by the way.
20:38That's right.
20:39It's okay.
20:42That's anything else?
20:44Do we have any other after show topics?
20:46Oh.
20:47Oh yeah.
20:48Yes.
20:49I mean,
20:49that's not technically true,
20:50but I mean,
20:51that is certainly.
20:52This is the one thing Clemmer doesn't read out loud.
20:54I didn't see it.
20:54I didn't see it.
20:56Kirk did not kill Aaron Hernandez,
20:57but FX has other opinions.
20:59Yeah.
20:59So that series just ended.
21:00They did this American sports stories,
21:01I was called Aaron Hernandez.
21:04And on my old radio show,
21:05we had a reporter on Michelle McPhee,
21:08and she had said that the motive for Hernandez is,
21:11I think second,
21:12the one that he was found not guilty for,
21:14was that these guys knew he was gay,
21:17which is a horrible thing.
21:19Why?
21:20I'm sorry.
21:21I mean,
21:22they have to live with that.
21:23I'm sorry,
21:23this feels very pointless.
21:24Live with that every day,
21:26it's a vagina.
21:27I mean,
21:28listen,
21:29it's a perversion.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Let's just talk about it.
21:31I'm homicidal every day I come in this thing.
21:32It's a sickness.
21:33I mean,
21:34we all have our advice.
21:35Would you consider for a content perspective,
21:36you,
21:37have you done this?
21:38You guys going to a gay conversion camp,
21:40have you done that yet?
21:40I've,
21:41I think I tried to get in on one.
21:43They're so hard to find now,
21:44is the problem.
21:45And I like,
21:46if you can set me up with a conversion camp.
21:48That'd be the greatest content of all time.
21:49That is my problem.
21:50And imagine the amount of dick you would get there.
21:52Oh my God.
21:53Oh,
21:54look at the counselors.
21:55The counselors are the best.
21:56They're led by the counselors.
21:56Yeah.
21:57These repressed guys.
21:58Yeah.
21:59It'll be great.
22:00Horny as fuck.
22:01They're probably pigs though.
22:02Yeah, probably.
22:02Anywho,
22:03sorry,
22:04I'm getting a little tired.
22:05Anyway,
22:06it's very specific.
22:07My mind is wandering.
22:07So Hernandez was so upset about potentially being out there,
22:09cause he was gay also,
22:10that he killed these guys.
22:12So they reported that,
22:14we joked around about it,
22:15and then two days later he killed himself.
22:16I mean,
22:17those are the facts.
22:18So,
22:19I mean,
22:20do I think it was a factor?
22:21Probably,
22:21but he was also nuts.
22:22I mean,
22:23this guy killed,
22:25at least three people,
22:25shot another guy in the eye.
22:27Like just,
22:28just a crazy,
22:29crazy fuck.
22:29You reported it when he was in,
22:30so when he was in jail,
22:31how would you have heard in jail?
22:33How would he have heard it in jail?
22:35I mean,
22:35people do talk.
22:36I mean,
22:37yeah.
22:38The streets talk.
22:39The way the show did it,
22:40it was.
22:40They had it on the intercom.
22:41Yeah.
22:42It was playing like a prison song.
22:45So,
22:46yeah.
22:46Wasn't he,
22:47he was just found not guilty,
22:48and the timing's right here,
22:49but wasn't there also-
22:50Not guilty on a Friday,
22:51yeah.
22:51And also,
22:52wasn't there a thing where if he was found not guilty,
22:53his family was like entitled to some sort of like,
22:55life insurance,
22:56or wasn't there some sort of benefit?
22:57So,
22:58almost like.
22:58She didn't have a shit,
22:59right?
23:00She had,
23:01she had to.
23:02I think she still hasn't,
23:03I think she still has some NFL pension that they can't touch,
23:03but it's not much,
23:04I think.
23:05Yeah.
23:06I mean,
23:07the OJ was able to get his pension,
23:08even after.
23:08He played,
23:09I think he played like,
23:10more than Hernandez did.
23:11Oh yeah,
23:12he did.
23:13Yeah,
23:13but I'm saying,
23:14I think the pension,
23:15no matter what you do,
23:16no matter how horrible you are,
23:17you still get it.
23:18No matter how many people you kill.
23:18So,
23:19did they,
23:20were they so angry,
23:21that I.
23:22Yeah.
23:23No say on how I'm portrayed,
23:23on a TV show?
23:24So,
23:25The Globe produced it as well,
23:26and Linda Pizzuti owns a Red Sox,
23:27and that we called her the next day,
23:28she hung up on us.
23:28I was like,
23:29look,
23:30if you're going to set us up,
23:31set me up to be the killer of this guy,
23:32can we at least have a conversation?
23:33But the way they did the show was so goofy.
23:35It was like,
23:36exactly.
23:37I laid out on my show,
23:37maybe two months before,
23:38I was like,
23:39they're going to like,
23:40have me be like,
23:41oh,
23:42he's gay,
23:42and then they're going to have some tough guy in prison,
23:43go up to him and be like,
23:44hey,
23:45you're a homo.
23:46That's essentially exactly what happened,
23:48and her name is like,
23:49what?
23:50Did they have a guy playing you on the show?
23:52Yeah.
23:53Justin Grace.
23:54Can you look up who this guy is?
23:55It's like this super hot dude.
23:55What the fuck are you laughing at,
23:57Nate?
23:58They nailed it.
23:59Pull him up,
24:00pull him up,
24:00I want to see.
24:01He's a good guy.
24:02They nailed it.
24:03You're laughing out,
24:04the great casting that it was.
24:05Yeah.
24:05Let me see what this guy looks like.
24:06What's his name?
24:07Justin Grace.
24:08Justin Grace.
24:09This is the guy who plays him.
24:10Ah,
24:11fuck you.
24:12I was going to say,
24:12it's uncanny.
24:15Oh my Lord.
24:16He nails your accent too,
24:16perfect.
24:17Yeah,
24:18he does the whole Boston accent.
24:19He's like,
24:20yeah,
24:21yeah,
24:21what the fuck's going on here?
24:22Like,
24:23nobody,
24:24yeah.
24:25And the guy who plays my partner's like,
24:26the guy acts like 30 years younger.
24:26Crazy.
24:27So dumb.
24:28Very funny.
24:29We did a live,
24:30we did a theater show for it the other night.
24:31We did a live thing,
24:31everyone brought everyone in,
24:32so we had a good time with it.
24:33But yeah,
24:34crazy.
24:35You're going to get Justin Grace on the show?
24:36We tried.
24:36He didn't want to do it.
24:37Oh,
24:38because he has so much going on.
24:39He's Justin Grace.
24:40What's his IMDB?
24:41I think he did like some like,
24:42He was on a couple of episodes of Kevin Can Fuck Himself.
24:46Yeah,
24:47you did some of that,
24:47right?
24:48Yeah,
24:49and he was doing a Boston accent on that show.
24:50There you go.
24:51He had a lawnmower.
24:52He does have blue bloods.
24:52Yeah,
24:53he does.
24:54There it is,
24:55Kirkman.
24:56Kirkman.
24:57Look at that,
24:57look at that,
24:58look at that list.
24:59Unreal.
25:00So he does like a ton of TV.
25:01He didn't like spend a week with you
25:02to kind of get the,
25:02I wanted him to,
25:03I wanted him to get into character.
25:04Isn't that Remember Me movie?
25:07Oh,
25:08the,
25:08that's the Robert Pattinson one,
25:09yeah.
25:10Crazy,
25:11crazy.
25:12Yeah,
25:13yeah,
25:14yeah.
25:15So there you go.
25:15Anything to plug?
25:16No,
25:17not just the show,
25:18Kirkman,
25:19I guess we have unnamed.
25:20I'm trying to work on a new season,
25:20The Case.
25:21You got The Geniuses?
25:23Oh yes,
25:23I keep forgetting.
25:24Geniuses,
25:25which we're recording some here tonight.
25:27Brandon and I are two and oh,
25:28I think.
25:29Clemmer,
25:30we carry Clemmer through one game.
25:31I mean,
25:32I did good with the baseball.
25:33Disaster.
25:33But yeah,
25:34we're having fun with that.
25:35So yeah,
25:36yeah.
25:37How about you guys?
25:38Pace Central.
25:38Pat?
25:39We have a live show in Chicago at Laff.
25:41Go to nowshewilltour.com,
25:43get tickets to that,
25:44and then out and about every Tuesday and Friday.
25:46You guys on the road all the time though?
25:49A decent amount,
25:50yeah.
25:51We'll take a couple months off,
25:52then we'll string together like three or four in a row,
25:53and a couple months off,
25:54three or four in a row.
25:55Yeah,
25:56you enjoy that?
25:57It's good.
25:58It's fun,
25:58yeah,
25:59I like doing this.
26:00Yeah,
26:01I like seeing the fans.
26:02Yeah,
26:03there you go.
26:03Wow,
26:04man of the people.
26:05Oh,
26:06Kirk,
26:07that's what I wanted to ask.
26:08Any update on the assisted suicide live show?
26:08We've gotten some,
26:09we've gotten some bad news.
26:10His numbers are pretty good.
26:11Ugh.
26:12Yeah.
26:13But,
26:13I mean,
26:14I think people,
26:15that,
26:16I was,
26:17I,
26:18because our show is our show,
26:18I'm always surprised when people are surprised
26:19by what's going on,
26:20but this guy who's a big fan of the show,
26:22is dying and wants us to have an assisted suicide
26:25at our next live show.
26:25Of course.
26:26In the state of Vermont,
26:27which we can do it,
26:28and we think we can do it in New Hampshire,
26:29but Vermont,
26:30we can't.
26:30How would you do it?
26:31Would you double to the back of the head?
26:32I mean,
26:33whatever.
26:34No,
26:35no,
26:35I would do a great show.
26:36It would be like,
26:37I'd give him the needle.
26:38Not for his family,
26:39maybe,
26:40but he's,
26:41his numbers are good.
26:42He's pretty healthy right now,
26:43but I have a backup.
26:43Oh.
26:44Guy,
26:45yeah.
26:46Unfortunately,
26:47unfortunately,
26:48he's pretty healthy right now.
26:48Yeah,
26:49I have a backup.
26:50I mean,
26:51the thing that reached out to me,
26:52who's dying of a disease that killed my mom,
26:53pancreatic cancer,
26:53which is,
26:54Oh my Lord.
26:55He's,
26:56good news,
26:57because that's a bad one.
26:58He's fucked.
26:58Like,
26:59he can't,
27:00he can't spin this one.
27:01He said he will do it,
27:02the dying guy.
27:03What do you do with the body after?
27:03Like,
27:04how long does it take?
27:05I carry it around the theater,
27:06I think you probably do.
27:07I've come in the casket.
27:08Like a gladiator with Russell Crowe,
27:08where he goes,
27:09here we go.
27:10That's a patch of the Christ.
27:11Yeah.
27:12And then we'll,
27:13yeah,
27:13we'll roll him out.
27:14He's a very nice guy.
27:15He's also been a little wishy-washy lately.
27:16Like,
27:17Oh,
27:18I'm not sure.
27:19So.
27:20You want someone to really commit to this.
27:20If you're gonna do it,
27:21do it.
27:22Yeah.
27:23Right.
27:24Will the backup guy go into the studio soon?
27:25I'd like to hear from him.
27:25Maybe,
27:26we'll see.
27:27We shall see.
27:28Is there a vetting process?
27:29I mean,
27:30do you have to like,
27:30do you want to see medical records,
27:31Oh,
27:32we're safe.
27:33We're safe with dying guys.
27:34Okay.
27:35You're safe with dying guy.
27:35But you're right.
27:36No,
27:37that is fair.
27:38We should give a thorough medical.
27:39Well,
27:40I don't want you to end up in jail.
27:40That's the only thing.
27:41Oh,
27:42for murder.
27:43For murder.
27:44Yeah.
27:45That's true.
27:45That's it.
27:46That's it.
27:47We're good.
27:48Good.