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00:00The Montoya video, did you watch that?
00:02No.
00:02I don't know.
00:04It's the craziest video ever.
00:05Why is he running in the water instead of...
00:07He had to sit on the...
00:08I guess it's easier to run there than the sand.
00:10The hardest part, yeah.
00:11He found the hardest sand.
00:12Oh my god!
00:13Oh!
00:15They're showing this on TV?
00:20Poor Montoya.
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00:59Guys, it's the Rundown.
01:01Good to see you guys.
01:02Really good to see you, man.
01:03Thanks for coming out for this.
01:04Yeah, of course.
01:05I'm excited to talk about topics.
01:07The big topic that's rippling through the internet is Montoya.
01:11128 million views in like a couple hours.
01:16So this admittedly sexy guy is watching...
01:21There's no ugly man named Montoya.
01:23I didn't even know men were named Montoya as a first name.
01:27New Mexican last name, yeah.
01:29It's New Mexican, yeah.
01:30Maybe Spanish influence.
01:32A descendant of Cortez.
01:35But this guy is watching his girlfriend bounce on a dick.
01:40Yeah, but she's bouncing while the dick below is thrusting hard.
01:46It is just...
01:47I thought it was fast forward.
01:48It's two forces.
01:49It was two forces meeting.
01:51And without being a familiar lover,
01:53they're not going to be able to really sync forces.
01:55So it was almost just to get at Montoya,
01:59this Spanish reality star,
02:02Spanish speaking reality star at least,
02:04he sprints down the beach.
02:06I'm giving it my must watch of the year.
02:08What?
02:09My graphics department stamp it.
02:12Stamp it, guys.
02:13That's my must watch of the year.
02:14It's a show called Temptation Island.
02:16Right, show called Temptation Island.
02:18Eight couples go in and they split up.
02:21And you're with, you know, the guys and gals split up.
02:24Yes.
02:25And they see if you'll cheat.
02:26Right.
02:27How could he have seen this coming?
02:29Yeah.
02:30So he's just chilling on like a beach,
02:32looking at a seaside TV on a tree
02:35that just shows his wife getting fucked.
02:37Is that the premise of the show?
02:38I think that's the premise of the show, I guess.
02:40And they obviously know they're getting filmed, right?
02:43The two layers.
02:45Oh, he got a lap dance,
02:46so his girlfriend thought that is cheating
02:48and she got absolutely pummeled.
02:51For real, what did you guys think of her ride game?
02:54Um, so far.
02:56I can do better.
02:59I can do better.
03:01Kyle?
03:02Poor Montoya.
03:04I have never seen anything like that.
03:05No.
03:06Maybe that's like Mediterranean.
03:07But if you're a couple that's willing,
03:09like a thrust like that?
03:10Something like Iberian thrust.
03:12You can only thrust like that if you're living in a blue zone.
03:15Yeah, she's going to live to a thousand.
03:17The thrusters knew they were getting filmed.
03:20Yes.
03:21They probably signed paperwork where they started.
03:24If you're a couple that's willing to go on that show,
03:26you're going to cheat, no matter what.
03:29You're a couple that's already cheating on each other.
03:31But going to the level of fucking
03:33when you know the cameras are there
03:34and doing nothing to hide it
03:36is a different type of freaky.
03:38Mm-hmm.
03:39Yeah.
03:40They were passionate people, though.
03:42Mark Wahlberg created this?
03:44Mark Wahlberg?
03:45It's a Wahlberg creation?
03:47What doesn't he have his hands in?
03:49Oh, that's Markel Wahlberg.
03:51Oh, no.
03:52Oh, Markel.
03:53What's Markel Wahlberg doing?
03:55Markel?
03:56Markel.
03:57Markel Wahlberg?
03:59Related to Foltz, I'm pretty sure.
04:02Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, incredible video.
04:07And I'm really giving it video of the year.
04:09Do you think I'm giving it out too soon?
04:11It's...
04:13I mean, it had everything.
04:15So he's devastated after seeing this.
04:18Mm-hmm.
04:19And he's running through the water.
04:21You think that he went too deep in the water
04:23when he was running?
04:24Yeah, he probably has wet socks.
04:25Socks are all wet.
04:26He's flashing around a little bit.
04:27That's the worst part about this whole thing.
04:28Where was he running to?
04:29To the bed they were cheating on him in?
04:32I can't believe they had it in real time,
04:34closed caption, on such a big TV,
04:36and they got it to the beach on such short notice.
04:38Wow.
04:39It's almost like it was planned.
04:41There's no way that was planned.
04:42You don't think so?
04:43No, no, no.
04:44So how do they have the TV on the beach?
04:46There's a lot of seats, a lot of plant TVs,
04:49floating, showing bedroom footage.
04:52The Spanish are so sexually open, too.
04:54Like, you could tell he loved her.
04:56He was broken.
04:57Like, typically, a European wouldn't care.
05:00Like, I thought it was filmed footage
05:02that had already came out,
05:03but then I saw him running down the beach
05:04and said it was live.
05:05And then they heard him yelling.
05:06The fact that they got him there live.
05:08He left before he saw her ride, too.
05:10Right.
05:11He missed the best part.
05:13Or maybe he saw what he was missing.
05:15Maybe, like, being able to bird's-eye view her ride game
05:18kind of made him realize that...
05:20What he had.
05:21Wait, I was getting ridden like that?
05:23Yeah, gross.
05:25That guy reached for her asshole through the sheet.
05:30I've never seen anything like that.
05:32Can we play?
05:33That's going to look like somebody dropped
05:34a bingo dabber on the sheet.
05:36Okay, I would like to see this.
05:39Oh, bingo dabber.
05:42Well, yeah, watch the...
05:44We can't show it, but he reaches for her butthole.
05:46Ray, look at that.
05:49Over the sheet.
05:50He did reach over the sheet.
05:52I think he was trying to calm her down.
05:56Relax.
05:59I'm devastated.
06:01He wiped her ass mid-fuck.
06:04I'm going to keep fucking you,
06:05but your ass is filled with shit.
06:07They hear him, and there's two naked people.
06:09There's his ass in the hot tub.
06:11There's their ass in the hot tub.
06:13Was that lightning strike?
06:15The gods are unhappy with that.
06:17Why is she shocked?
06:20I don't know.
06:22How could he be possibly coming here?
06:25She just thought she was going to get away with it.
06:26Him falling to his knees is timeless.
06:28I've never been that devastated.
06:29I hope to never be.
06:31Falling to the knees devastated.
06:36Is that lady with him the host?
06:38I guess so, yeah.
06:42She said, if you weren't here,
06:43I wouldn't know what to do.
06:45You're going to regret this, honey.
06:46The fact that he's screaming at the TV
06:50like he's a black person at a movie theater
06:53during a horror movie is fucking wild.
06:56No!
06:57Don't go in there!
07:05Poor Montoya.
07:06Unfortunate coincidence.
07:08This is going to be a net positive for him.
07:10He's going to be world famous.
07:12He's going to get some...
07:13What about this guy?
07:16He's going to get a little taste of American
07:19if he wants it.
07:21The fact that this made it over here...
07:23Yeah, yeah.
07:24I'll watch the next episode, though.
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08:03So you guys saw these NFL honors happen, right?
08:06Yeah, right down the street from us.
08:08Kyle, I know that you were pissed
08:09that Josh Allen finally got his due.
08:12I wanted Lamar.
08:14You wanted him?
08:15To win.
08:17He got MVP.
08:18He didn't, so the other guy got it.
08:20Josh Allen.
08:21Yeah, Josh Allen got MVP.
08:23He got MVP.
08:24I think well-deserved.
08:25I'm not like you need championships to be the best.
08:28It's all about individual performance.
08:30Wow.
08:32What was his marquee moment of the year?
08:34I just always saw him rushing touchdowns.
08:36Marion Haley did.
08:37That was cool.
08:38Marion Haley was sick.
08:40So he's MVP, happy for him.
08:43Now go get one yourself, big fella.
08:45Coach of the year, KOC, Kevin O'Connell.
08:48Yeah.
08:50Yeah, well-deserved.
08:51He's very good.
08:52I'm in the camp of the coaches don't need to win titles
08:54to be the best.
08:55What he did with Sam Darnold.
08:56He didn't win titles to be the best.
08:58And their defense was shut down.
09:01Did he do the most with the least?
09:04It might have.
09:05That's Justin Jefferson.
09:07Who I saw last night.
09:08Who did the most with the least?
09:09Who did the most with the least?
09:11It might have been him.
09:12Who had the least?
09:13Especially because he had JJ McMarquee going in.
09:15So do you think the coach that doesn't get fired that has a team
09:17with the worst record should win coach of the year?
09:20Yeah.
09:21Like someone, I mean, depending on how bad the team is.
09:23Kevin Stefanski should win it again because the Browns were so bad.
09:26Yeah, but he did enough to not get fired.
09:29That's a good coach.
09:30That's a great coach.
09:31He overcame Deshaun and everything.
09:34Deshaun overcame.
09:35Yeah.
09:41Jared Burst.
09:42Jared Burst, defensive player of the year.
09:44Jared Burst, defensive player of the year.
09:45Quinion robbed.
09:50Comeback player of the year, Joe Burrow.
09:52That's got to sting a little bit.
09:53Comeback?
09:54To win that award.
09:55He had a witty quip.
09:57He was just like,
09:58this is an award you don't want to be nominated for twice.
10:01That's funny.
10:02Yeah, there it is.
10:03Might as well try to win it.
10:04Might as well try to win it, yeah.
10:06He beat Damar Hamlin.
10:08Damn.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Or Damar.
10:11That breaks my heart for Damar.
10:12How about Saquon?
10:14I hope Saquon doesn't get complacent with his new hardware.
10:16Yeah, he won't, he won't.
10:18Was he at the event?
10:19No, he shot a video in over to them.
10:22And then how about Patrick Sertan winning it all?
10:25I mean, talk about a shutdown corner.
10:27What more do you need to say?
10:29Well, it's like almost the way that he kind of combines press techniques
10:34with the cloud coverage.
10:36Who's your favorite player that's ever worn their full name
10:39on the back of their jersey?
10:41Jack Youngblood?
10:43Did he have Jack on there too?
10:45Yeah.
10:46Was there a Jace Youngblood on his team?
10:48I don't know.
10:49Yeah, right, I don't know.
10:50I was just going through a list of players that had their full name
10:52on their jersey.
10:53That's interesting.
10:54I can't believe you found another J-A-C name that fast that would
10:59necessitate the K to be on there.
11:01They must have had a Jace Youngblood on there.
11:03Yeah, instantly.
11:05You really have access to the four-letter J names.
11:07Yes.
11:08Super impressive on your part.
11:10I always told myself if I made it I wanted my full name on the jersey.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Would you go two lines or straight across?
11:17Two lines?
11:18You can go two lines.
11:19Youngblood did two lines.
11:20He does?
11:21Yeah, Guy for the Browns did.
11:22Can I see this?
11:23It looks sick.
11:26Oh, so this is old.
11:27No, Guy in 06 did it.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:32Yeah, I like that.
11:33Why wouldn't everyone do that?
11:35I know.
11:36That is cool.
11:37That's better branding.
11:38Why just one name?
11:40What the hell, Nick?
11:42That's a devious name too.
11:44Jack Youngblood.
11:45Something sinister.
11:47Yeah.
11:49Adrenochrome headass.
11:50Yeah, Jack Youngblood.
11:52Is he stealing it or is he obtaining it?
11:55Yeah.
11:57Yeah, so incredible stuff by the NFL honors.
12:02Yeah, good honors.
12:03Really nice honors.
12:04So, Saquon, is this the best running back since who?
12:07Christian McAfee last year?
12:09Yeah.
12:10He's not better than that?
12:12He didn't have more touchdowns.
12:14What's your metric?
12:15You know what I mean?
12:16Is this the best running back season, yards?
12:18You've ever seen?
12:19Yeah, yards.
12:20Yards over Todd East?
12:21The way he was able to push this Philly team.
12:24Yards per carry, maybe?
12:27YPC, 54th in yards per carry.
12:31Who's the most famous running back of all time?
12:34Not best.
12:35OJ.
12:36Yeah.
12:37Barry Sanders?
12:38You think Barry Sanders or OJ?
12:39I don't know if Barry is mainstream.
12:41I don't know if, like, Debbie Ryan knows who Barry Sanders is.
12:45No, there's no chance she does.
12:47You think she knows Emmett Smith?
12:49You think she knows Walter Payton?
12:51Who had, like, star power off the field?
12:53Jim Brown.
12:54We know Jim Brown.
12:56About in the 2000s.
12:58Marshall Falk?
13:00I know, like, Odell Beckham types.
13:03Yeah, well, I wonder why that is.
13:05Someone to be at a party or something.
13:07A flashy brother.
13:09Rashad White's got to be up there.
13:11Yeah.
13:12He was on the act.
13:13He was.
13:14Yeah, he was.
13:15Most famous running back.
13:16Yeah, you don't really see famous running backs anymore.
13:18Underappreciated.
13:19L.T.
13:20Dadeon Tomlinson, yeah.
13:21Wow.
13:22Marcus Allen, forgotten brother.
13:24Tiki Barber.
13:25Who's got tackled the most?
13:27Do you know or are you asking us?
13:29No.
13:30That's probably the longest career.
13:31That should be.
13:32Yeah.
13:33This is interesting.
13:35That's a Rock Cartwright.
13:37That's another cool name.
13:39No, that's the most career tackles.
13:40Oh, most career tackles.
13:41What running back's been tackled the most?
13:43They keep track.
13:44What person's been tackled the most?
13:46That's a tough boy.
13:48It's got to be a running back, right?
13:49That's a very tough boy.
13:50Those guys get tackled more than any, maybe like a rugby guy or Australian rules football.
13:55Yeah, but a running back touches the ball a lot.
13:57Those rugby guys, don't they kind of divvy it up?
14:00Yeah, they do.
14:01They pass it around.
14:02He's got to be one of the most tackled guys.
14:04Most tackled man.
14:05Damn, dude.
14:06Well, he was in this week.
14:08I guess most rushing attempts would tell us that.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Sometimes they run out of bounds and sometimes they score touchdowns.
14:16Emmitt Smith.
14:17Most rushing attempts.
14:184,409 times he's been tackled.
14:21Some of those were touchdowns.
14:23Some of those ran out of bounds.
14:24You could say over 4,000.
14:27And he's still alive, which is cool.
14:29He has to be a tremendous name.
14:30He wasn't tackled to death.
14:32He's never been tackled to death.
14:34Some people must have been tackled to death.
14:36I wonder what non-football player has been tackled the most.
14:38Like a criminal?
14:40Hopefully a criminal.
14:41Well, not bad enough to be a criminal.
14:45If a criminal gets tackled 20 times, that's an absurdly high number.
14:49Maybe like a serial streaker.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Who else gets tackled?
14:54No one really is getting tackled at that rate.
14:57It's such a rare thing to be tackled.
14:59It's probably just like the lamest dude in the friend group.
15:02One friend group they always get on.
15:04They always tackle him every hangout.
15:08Oh, man.
15:09I had friends that used to tackle other friends during parties.
15:11Yeah, I was part of it.
15:13I was all part of it.
15:14Part of growing up.
15:15Think about all Emmett Smith's tackles when he was in peewee football.
15:18Right.
15:19When he was in high school football.
15:20He used to have 10,000 lifetime tackles by so many boys.
15:24Yeah, so many boys.
15:25You think a girl's ever got him?
15:27You think Emmett Smith has ever been tackled by a woman?
15:29That's my question.
15:30I don't think so.
15:31Maybe like when he's standing in front of a bed and she playfully just lunges.
15:34But he probably stiff arms her ass.
15:36Yeah, I'd have it.
15:37He probably lowers his shoulder on her.
15:39Lowers the boom on her ass.
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16:14Hey, how about Belichick's little piece?
16:17Yeah.
16:18Belichick's little piece steps outside with a championship ring from not football.
16:23Pull up a picture of them together.
16:25What was she, a cheerleading champion or something?
16:28BYU.
16:29Is that an appropriate place to wear that ring?
16:32That shouldn't have a ring.
16:33It was a cutesy little thing they were doing.
16:35Oh, you think it's cutesy?
16:37Or do you think that she's just trying to be like, hey, I'm a champ too.
16:41It was a cutesy little thing, I think.
16:43How do you like her spelling of Dordogne?
16:46Makes you sound like a bad guy from Power Rangers.
16:49Dordogne, yeah.
16:50Dordogne.
16:51That's the fourth best spelling of that.
16:53She could choke trying to give him a hickey on that neck.
16:57Oh, yeah, look at that goiter.
17:00What if he was just covered in hickeys?
17:02Showing off the NFL honors.
17:04Yeah, good for Bill.
17:05Good for her.
17:06She's got herself a good, solid guy.
17:08I wonder what their sex looks like.
17:14Would it have Montoya running down the beach?
17:18Probably.
17:20Imagine her ex.
17:21I don't know how he should feel.
17:23Should he be like, oh, she's with an older man?
17:27Or is he like, fuck, she's with a successful man.
17:29Yeah, a football star.
17:32And what if he was a Pats fan?
17:34Is that ruined?
17:36He's like a UNC guy Pats fan.
17:39That's really tough.
17:40Yeah, this UNC Pats girlfriend haver is on top of the world one day.
17:45One man ruins it all.
17:47Yeah, they're getting fucking, oh, man, the way she even grabs his hand.
17:51She's in charge there.
17:53He might be smooth.
17:54He's got to be the happiest he's ever been.
17:58He's won a lot of Super Bowls.
18:00He's got a newfound energy.
18:02He has more motivation to do different things now, to try.
18:07I wonder if he'll live longer.
18:09I wonder what his bag looks like.
18:11Is she going to try to get him to wed?
18:15Trying to get swaggier.
18:17She has to be chasing the bag a little bit.
18:20Yeah, even subconsciously.
18:22Because it's not like he has beautiful, lavish houses in beach towns or anything like that.
18:29He's a football coach.
18:30He's at the fucking facility at 6 a.m.
18:33Right, yeah.
18:34I wonder how much money he's made over his career.
18:38A lot, a lot.
18:39You think $80 million?
18:41Yeah.
18:42With endorsements and everything?
18:44Ideally.
18:46Can we get Bill Belichick's career earnings?
18:48Who's the highest paid coach, like $18 million a year?
18:51I guess that would get him towards $80 million.
18:53I don't know.
18:54Well, no, that's the highest paid coach right now, I think is around that.
18:57Yeah, but if he had that many extended years of that, $70 million?
19:00So you were right on top of it.
19:02Fantastic guess.
19:03Yeah, way to go, Kyle.
19:04Or was that me that guessed that?
19:05It was you.
19:06Oh, fuck yeah.
19:07Wait, that was...
19:09Smatched it.
19:11What they putting you at?
19:12Huh?
19:13What they got you at?
19:16Career earnings?
19:17They clocked you?
19:18Yeah.
19:19Did you search my career earnings?
19:21With ChatGPT, you can find out a lot.
19:28Oh, it says Adam Farone and Farone Pay.
19:31The hell?
19:33Adam Farone and Farone...
19:34That's Adams Farone.
19:35That must be it.
19:36Is there a law firm called Adams Farone?
19:38Adams Farone and Farone?
19:42I read this one.
19:43I've seen this one once.
19:48So this is me making fun of someone's salary?
19:51Probably.
19:52So we can't get a good read on it?
19:53What about even net worth?
19:59Nice.
20:00Sick.
20:01Well, you have a famous birthdays page?
20:0461,000 most popular.
20:08I mean, percentage-wise, that's crazy.
20:10That's really good.
20:12So...
20:14He also acted in the film Oliver Twisted?
20:18Yeah.
20:19Your family life is convoluted, dude.
20:21He was born and raised in the United States of America.
20:24That's all they can get.
20:25That's all the details they can know for sure.
20:27Tourist is named Adam, number 12.
20:29Top 12 tourist named Adam.
20:32So no idea on my net worth?
20:34No, I don't got it.
20:35Say it.
20:36It's brutal.
20:37It used to, like, a long time ago, it said a million dollars.
20:41That's cool.
20:43Nothing?
20:45This used to be at the top.
20:46I don't know what the fuck happened.
20:48Damn, that's a shame.
20:49I guess we'll never know.
20:51I guess we will never, ever know.
20:55Well, let's get on...
20:56You don't have your height or weight either.
20:586'1", 180.
20:59Nice.
21:00177.
21:02177, 180.
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21:35And finally, let's talk about Hailey Welch.
21:38She came back.
21:40I can't believe it.
21:42Hailey Welch, West Virginia.
21:46So you think that she uglied herself up for this video?
21:50To look like she was sad and, you know, a lot of sleeplessness.
21:55Because the last we heard of her, she was just like,
21:57Well, guys, I've got to go to bed.
21:59And that was two months ago?
22:01I wonder where she's been.
22:02She's probably been under so much stress.
22:04Poor girl.
22:05I never realized she looks like a young child to me in that video.
22:09She does look young.
22:11She's younger than Lil' Fats.
22:12She linked up with Faze Banks.
22:14Right, who just got a Rollie from ProAid.
22:17Everybody knows that.
22:18Yeah.
22:19Which is so sick.
22:20Good exchange.
22:21But, yeah.
22:22She'll get him back.
22:23I don't know.
22:24This was on the Talk To What podcast.
22:25It's back.
22:26The girl breaks for two months silence and cries.
22:29She needs a good sounding board or someone to kind of lead her.
22:35But then the coin, what's it called?
22:38What's the coin called?
22:40The To What coin?
22:42Or the Hawk coin?
22:43Talk coin?
22:45I'm not sure.
22:46Whatever the coin is, it spiked back up and then it got rug pulled again.
22:49So people are just getting pulled by it again.
22:53I think that her entire story tells us way more about ourselves than it does about her.
22:59I don't know what I'm talking about.
23:01I can't even begin to tell you anything about this.
23:05The fact that everybody decided that her clip was amazing and then decided that she's famous
23:10and then decided she shouldn't have a podcast and then decided she did have a podcast
23:14and then she made a mistake and then...
23:17Now she's done.
23:18Is she done?
23:19I don't know.
23:20Oh, Pookie lost money in Hawk coin?
23:22Fuck, man.
23:25Oh, Pookie and Jet?
23:26No, Pookie's her Pookie.
23:28She has a Pookie as well.
23:29Pookie is now in the Oxford Dictionary.
23:32Just slang for partner.
23:36Was it one of the ads this year?
23:38How recent is that ad?
23:40It was a new ad.
23:41Anything else noteworthy get added?
23:45I think there was a few that you would enjoy.
23:47What are the top three spellings of Jordan?
23:50Well, the classic Michael one.
23:52J-O-R-D-A-N.
23:53I think the Y can be cute.
23:55J-O-U-R-D.
24:00Then that would have to follow with a Y.
24:02Yeah, you can't do A.
24:04Then like a G-E-O-R-D-I-A-N.
24:08Look at the Dutch spelling.
24:09Jordan.
24:10No, there we go.
24:11J-O-R-D-A-A-N.
24:14Giordano.
24:15Yarden?
24:16Nah.
24:18You just can't like just, oh, here's an I.
24:22Bulgaria, no.
24:24Jordan is crazy.
24:25Jordan.
24:27And so Jordan, the other girl, doesn't even come up on this list.
24:31Yeah, so.
24:33You said it was the fourth best spelling.
24:35It's really.
24:36I did.
24:37You were wrong.
24:38You were fucking.
24:39Clean.
24:40Jordan.
24:41It's pretty high energy.
24:45Oh, man.
24:47What else?
24:48Yeah, we wish her the best.
24:49You're going to the game.
24:50Yeah, going to the after show.
24:52Going to the game.
24:53Oh, yeah, you have to announce it so people aren't confused.
24:55Yes, I'm going to the game.
24:57After show, we're going to the game.
24:59Me and Max.
25:00Me and Harry.
25:01And Harry.
25:02So when do you guys think I should plan my bathroom breaks and like trips to the concession stand?
25:08When they're probably like on the goal.
25:12The goal, about to score?
25:13Like third and goal.
25:14If you're pretty certain they're going to score.
25:16Yeah, field goals.
25:17No one will be.
25:18Who having the ball though?
25:19Should I go when the Eagles are on defense?
25:22Um.
25:24That's a really good question.
25:25Yeah.
25:26What would you rather miss?
25:28Defense.
25:29What if you miss a pick six?
25:30That would be brutal, but if I miss them scoring, I feel like I'm saving myself some sadness.
25:36But then you'd be like, if I were there, they might not have scored.
25:39Yeah.
25:40How much do you think that people can influence it?
25:43Very little.
25:45So this track I made isn't going to be, it's not negatively influencing the game?
25:50That might be.
25:52The Chiefs or the Eagles?
25:53The Chiefs.
25:54Yeah.
25:55People are saying it's bulletin board material.
25:57Imagine if they put up the diss track on the bulletin board.
26:00Are you prepared for that?
26:01Are you prepared for that?
26:02Like a video to be from the locker room of them celebrating playing your song.
26:06I think that would be a W.
26:07I'm a hundred percent.
26:09I've walked all the way through the scenario of the Eagles losing with this song being in the world.
26:14Still a net positive.
26:15It's better to try things than not try things.
26:17That's why you're the best.
26:19I'm serious.
26:20Very kind, yeah.
26:21I won't try things.
26:22But I mean, it could be a massive egg on my face.
26:25But at least I've taught.
26:27But you also, if you talk your shit beforehand and then you win, then you look like you are very confident.
26:33Like waiting until afterwards to talk your shit is a little bit.
26:36Well, also when you put out a diss track, it makes you seem like you're confident, right?
26:40Yeah.
26:41You are confident.
26:42Yeah, I was just trying to push some content for Rone.com as well.
26:45Yeah.
26:46Rone.com, what is that?
26:47Rone.com is the new channel that I have where I'm streaming and making content.
26:52No kidding.
26:53There's a bunch of content that's coming out.
26:54Wow.
26:55Okay.
26:56There should be a bunch more this weekend as well.
26:57I'll subscribe immediately.
26:58More and more.
26:59I'm subscribed.
27:00I am too.
27:01Just tell my loved ones.
27:02On your other account.
27:03On my other account, my burner.
27:04I got my ASMR because I don't want people to see.
27:06I have like four YouTube accounts.
27:08Yeah.
27:09No big deal.
27:10All right, guys.
27:11That's the rundown.
27:12Appreciate you all.
27:13Yeah.
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