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00:00Breaking news guys, UNC is finalizing their deal right now to hire Bill Belichick.
00:05No!
00:06Wow!
00:07That's crazy.
00:08Really?
00:09It is huge.
00:10So Belichick-
00:11It's crazy that he would want to go back to college.
00:12And he won't now chase the Jules record.
00:13Well, for the rundown, it's December 11th, Wednesday, Nate said, Hubs, is it your birthday
00:21today?
00:22Happy birthday!
00:23I didn't know.
00:24All right!
00:25All right!
00:26Yay!
00:27Happy birthday, Hubs.
00:28Huh?
00:29Hubs, is it your birthday?
00:30That's the rundown.
00:31That's pretty good.
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00:33He gave me the Eminem finger.
00:34He gave it like that.
00:35You know how Eminem does the finger really cool?
00:36You think he did it really cool?
00:37You think Hubs did it cool?
00:38I think he did.
00:39I think Hubs didn't celebrate his birthday.
00:40Probably eating Chick-fil-A?
00:41Probably be grumpy and just be miserable and for no reason, though he has a great life.
00:42You know what I would do on my birthday?
00:43I think he's a miserable guy.
00:44For no reason.
00:45I don't think so.
00:46No reason.
00:47He's got everything going for him.
00:48He's like the most miserable Hubs.
00:49He's got everything going for him.
00:50He's like the most miserable Hubs.
01:00Why are you talking shit about Hubs on his birthday?
01:01That's true.
01:02You know what I would do on my birthday?
01:03What's that?
01:04Play Jackpocket.
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01:45Isn't that like 700 million now?
01:46It's like something fucking crazy.
01:47Remember when I was a kid, you'd hit like a couple million, it was a big deal.
01:50Now it's like hundreds and hundreds, sometimes it's a billion dollars.
01:54Can you imagine actually winning?
01:56No.
01:57Like if you woke up like, oh, let me just buy a ticket, and then you wake up tomorrow
02:00and you have 700 million dollars.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Do you tell anyone here?
02:05Or you just go straight to a lawyer and you just go phone off?
02:08Would you come to work the next day?
02:09I think I would have to.
02:10I wouldn't be able to keep my mouth shut.
02:12I would tell everyone.
02:13I would tell everyone I know.
02:15I'd be like, don't tell anyone, but then everyone would know.
02:18I've always said I would just disappear for a week.
02:21Like for at least a week, just go hiding for a week and then just whatever, rest.
02:26What would you do during that week?
02:27Just do nothing.
02:28Literally do nothing.
02:29Just rest.
02:30Just rest for a full week and be like, all right, and just process.
02:33And when I come back from this, I'm going to be able to do whatever the fuck.
02:36I don't think I'd be able to rest because I would just be looking at my ticket and be like,
02:39do not, where is this thing going to go?
02:40We'd think you were dead or something.
02:41I know.
02:42Just rest for a week.
02:43What happened to Moscow?
02:44And then come back.
02:45No call, no show.
02:46If anyone bothers me, they don't get any payouts.
02:47The people will leave me alone.
02:48They will get payouts.
02:49We're concerned about you.
02:50Yeah, whatever.
02:51Who's getting money here?
02:52If we list off some names.
02:53Liam.
02:54Liam.
02:55All right.
02:56Yeah.
02:57What?
02:58You have 700 million.
02:59Yeah.
03:00I'd give Clem like 50,000.
03:01I'll take it.
03:02You, but not Joey.
03:03Just to piss him off.
03:04I'll give Nate some money.
03:05I'll take the 50K.
03:06All right.
03:07Security footage from the night Biz fought off a traveling Irish golf gang at a restaurant
03:13has been released.
03:14This footage is wild.
03:15It's a bad look for the Irish.
03:16This footage is terrifying.
03:17At one point you have six guys and he's like walking back and like, that must have been
03:21so scary.
03:22Well, these are disgusting gypsy people.
03:24Horrible.
03:25These are not the most like in shape.
03:27These are barnyard Irish pigs who pick fights with people.
03:34Anybody.
03:35I guess everywhere they go.
03:36Steal money.
03:37Yeah.
03:38Steal money.
03:39I mean, these are scum of the earth.
03:40How did they get to where they're going?
03:41They just get on and just like, they just live out of a suitcase?
03:43Where do they live?
03:44Yeah.
03:45That's what I want to know.
03:46How are they not already in jail?
03:47Okay.
03:48Every time I hear these guys come up, it's like the laundry list of crimes gets longer.
03:51I would be afraid that they would have, like, I saw them basically chasing Biz who has the
03:55biggest balls on the planet.
03:56Oh my God.
03:57Through the parking lot.
03:58How would you not be?
03:59My mind would just be going, one of these guys has a gun.
04:01One of these guys is going to come up to me, they're going to stab me.
04:03Or a weapon or yeah.
04:05He's like casually throwing people off him.
04:07Getting kicked in the face.
04:08Getting back up.
04:09He's like a superhero.
04:10Yeah.
04:11It's wild to watch this.
04:16Not enough bad things can happen to these guys.
04:18And as I said, we saw them fight.
04:19There's been video footage of them fighting at a golf club.
04:21They're like pushing a girl around.
04:23Like these guys are really bad guys.
04:25There was one screenshot I saw of like two guys watching through the window and they
04:29never called the cops.
04:30Two of the.
04:31Not these idiots.
04:33Yeah, yeah.
04:34I don't know.
04:35But it was two people who were like, hey, you at least could call the cops when you
04:37see a fight.
04:38I know one of them got like felonated.
04:39Felonated.
04:40Felony aggravated assault.
04:42Felonated.
04:43Felonated.
04:44And then how many total are being charged in this?
04:47I don't know.
04:48I don't know.
04:49I know at least six.
04:50They just know to get in the wind.
04:51They're just all.
04:52They're really good.
04:53Yeah.
04:54And then they pick the wrong guy.
04:55And I love how Biz even like after he's talking to the cops, he's like.
04:58Talked about how great the staff is at this place Houston's and how he goes there.
05:02Like he's even being like kind to the staff even after dealing with all this shit to the
05:05cops.
05:06Like and how these guys are great.
05:07So I don't know.
05:08I don't think Biz you have to pay for a meal at Houston's in a while.
05:10I mean, I don't think these.
05:11I think it's like, what's the line?
05:13I don't know if it's from The Departed or something.
05:15Like the mafia have a lot of teeth.
05:16Like you got to be a little worried about like where people are going to come in after
05:19the fact.
05:20I think with this.
05:21Thank God.
05:22Like this is the end of it.
05:23I think it's so high profile and so crazy.
05:26These guys are so fucking stupid.
05:28Yes.
05:29Like they're just going to go on to the next thing wherever the breeze takes.
05:31I don't know.
05:32These guys might be in.
05:33Might be going to jail.
05:34Hopefully.
05:35I don't know.
05:36I feel like they have the next scam already planned.
05:37But then you got guys like this don't lay low.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Then you got these liberal bail bond bailout.
05:44No bail.
05:45No bail.
05:46Rules we got.
05:47Next thing you know.
05:48Right back in the streets.
05:49You'll be hanging out in a park looking for the next fight.
05:51You believe in bail Rico?
05:52What do you think about bail?
05:53Look at.
05:54Look at that fucking face.
06:00That looks like every guy who hangs out at a honeydew doughnuts in
06:03Massachusetts.
06:04That's Sully or Fitzy.
06:05Right.
06:06Yeah.
06:07That's a Sullivan.
06:08That's a Fitzgerald.
06:09That's a McAuliffe.
06:10I think I had a couple of uncles who look like that.
06:11That's how you get them.
06:14That blotchy drinkers skin.
06:16Yes.
06:17Even has the beginning of the drinker nose to what?
06:19Carol.
06:20A complete piece of shit.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Irish age like milk.
06:23That's true.
06:24I am partly Irish so I can say that you're absolutely right.
06:27We have an Irish deus.
06:28That's why we're allowed to say that an Ohio lawmaker introduced the
06:31Ohio sportsmanship act to make it a felony to plant a flag in Ohio
06:38stadium.
06:39Just unbelievable.
06:42Like the fact that you're trying to make this a felony is crazy.
06:44You know what else?
06:45The felony losing as a 21 point favorite.
06:46Yeah.
06:47I feel bad for Ed.
06:50Like I was just like,
06:51this is such a pussy.
06:52It makes us look horrible.
06:53Who is the guy who you don't know?
06:57The word on the street is the guy is also an Ohio state job.
07:01Yes.
07:02Oh,
07:03he's true.
07:04Wait,
07:05he's a,
07:06I think he's an Ohio state season ticket holders.
07:08What I heard.
07:09Correct.
07:10But he did not go to Ohio state.
07:11Right.
07:12He's from,
07:13from Toledo.
07:14Excuse me.
07:15But he is an Ohio state,
07:17supposedly a higher state fan.
07:20So maybe this is not like an inside job.
07:22I don't know.
07:23It just bothers me.
07:25So he's a Michigan fan from Toledo that is trolling Ohio state for attention
07:29and to embarrass the buck guys.
07:31Okay.
07:32Yeah.
07:33I don't know.
07:34I mean,
07:35if it is,
07:36that's bizarre that you would try to troll them as a Michigan guy.
07:38The whole thing is like when they make them a felony.
07:40I don't know.
07:41The whole thing is.
07:42Yeah.
07:43It's just a troll.
07:44And always the government's like,
07:45he does work for the state of Ohio.
07:46Why are you wasting taxpayer dollars on this weird troll?
07:49I don't know.
07:50I think this guy was Ohio state representative.
07:52Josh Williams.
07:53This guy,
07:54this guy sucks.
07:55I mean,
07:56we want to,
07:57I mean,
07:58can we talk about wasting taxpayer dollars on this show?
07:59Where do we even begin?
08:00We got the Ukraine hotel down the street.
08:03What does Dave say?
08:04That's a good,
08:05he's going to the college football show.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:09Next help is Ohio.
08:10Not this Saturday night.
08:11Obviously the Saturday after they're going to have the Barstow college football
08:13show.
08:14We'll be there.
08:15He'll be there.
08:16And we'll be there.
08:17It's going to be,
08:18I need to be wild.
08:19It's going to be a great game.
08:20Yeah.
08:21I spoke with a few Ohio fans while they are bruised,
08:22humiliated,
08:23emasculated.
08:24I'd rather the team show an ounce of fight on the field than against the
08:25bullies up North and cry like little girls at their brains get caved in.
08:26Fair point.
08:27Yeah.
08:28If I was a fan,
08:29I would not be pleased about that.
08:30So it's embarrassing.
08:31It's,
08:32it's really amazing.
08:33Like we've touched on this.
08:34I think Kevin has said it too.
08:35He's got to deal with the devil.
08:36It really is amazing that the Patriots.
08:37Ending has now like subsided.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Yeah.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Right?
08:51And I think Kevin has now like subsided and here's calm to Celtics.
08:52And here comes Michigan.
08:53You know,
08:54like the red socks and Patriots kind of drop down and he gets two more,
08:55just championships.
08:56Right.
08:57Socks can't do anything.
08:58He just stand it.
08:59Yeah.
09:00But it's he's going to win again this year.
09:01Oh yeah.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Who do we have?
09:04We have the calves we have to go against your BPAS.
09:08People were worried about the next one.
09:09I would love a,
09:10like a semi-final Celtics next.
09:11And that almost happened.
09:12Was it late?
09:13Yeah.
09:14That would have been like,
09:15ugh.
09:16We might get it.
09:17We make it.
09:18They play in a lot better ball.
09:19He's still playing a lot better volley.
09:20Yeah, not bad.
09:22Next topic is,
09:25let's, I'm sorry, oh, let's make it wild.
09:28We're getting a documentary about what happened
09:30behind the scenes, the Jerry Springer Show,
09:32and it looks incredible.
09:33It does, I saw this trailer, this looks awesome.
09:35If you were a kid in the 90s, or even 2000s.
09:38It's tier one of, it's this and Price is Right
09:42staying home watching shows during the day.
09:44Yeah. Yeah.
09:45This, Jerry Springer, I mean, I'm sure even like
09:48the people who are younger who are watching this right now
09:50know what Jerry Springer is,
09:51but the thing that I got from the trailer
09:53was that they're hinting towards people saying
09:56it was produced and it was a little too produced,
09:58it was a little fake.
09:59Here's a newsflash for anyone who has ever worked
10:02in television or anything at all, it's all produced.
10:06If you let people go, I used to work in reality TV,
10:08if you let people go on camera
10:09and say whatever they wanna say,
10:11there's no cohesive story.
10:12Even with Surviving Barstool,
10:13you have to go in and you do confessionals.
10:15It's not fake, it just ties the story together
10:18to make a storyline.
10:19You have to build a narrative.
10:20You have to build a narrative.
10:21So obviously they're, you know,
10:23lickering these people up,
10:24getting them fired up to talk about their stuff.
10:26Getting them all like telling them like,
10:27getting each side angry at the other one.
10:28That's what made it great.
10:29Yes.
10:30You can't be mad at that.
10:31Yes, it was produced, yeah.
10:32Breaking news, guys.
10:33UNC is finalizing their deal right now
10:36to hire Bill Belichick.
10:37No.
10:38Wow.
10:38That's crazy.
10:39Really?
10:40It is huge.
10:41So Belichick-
10:42Crazy that he would wanna go back to college.
10:43And he won't now chase Drew's record.
10:44Right.
10:45Although unless he thinks it's a catapult
10:47back to the NFL.
10:48He's so old.
10:49He'd just be bouncing back.
10:49Did you see Brady and Edelman and what's his name on,
10:53and Gronk on-
10:55I did not.
10:56NFL Fox, whatever.
10:57No, I did, yeah.
10:57They're like,
10:58can you imagine Belichick coaching college?
11:00You're like, absolutely not.
11:01Imagine him on the recruiting trail,
11:03trying to recruit some 18 year old kid.
11:05I will, I think it was on Kirk's show.
11:06Kirk was saying how there might be a deal in place
11:09to have Steve Belichick take over for Bill.
11:11And that's why he wanted this job.
11:12That's part of the plan.
11:13Yeah.
11:14So I think that had more to do with it than anything else
11:16in that-
11:17I love it.
11:18You can give your son basically a job
11:19when you want to.
11:20Belichick gave UNC a 400 page outline of his plan.
11:23Oh my God.
11:24What?
11:25Like how to use NIL money,
11:26like how he wants to build the program
11:29and how his son will be the head coach
11:31in two years after him.
11:33Good for Bel-
11:34I'm just happy to,
11:35I'm happy to see Belichick doing anything.
11:37Yeah.
11:38Yeah, I mean,
11:39I always say Bill Belichick without Tom Brady.
11:41Does UNC become like Colorado
11:42where everybody wants to go play for Belichick now?
11:44You wonder,
11:45maybe this will work.
11:46Probably.
11:47Imagine what an honor,
11:48if you're a college kid,
11:49imagine what an honor that is
11:50to say you played with this guy.
11:51But it is kind of like everything people in the NFL
11:53have said,
11:54it's kind of a nightmare playing for him.
11:56You win.
11:57All you do is win.
11:58Yeah, but I feel like just his name
11:59is going to alleviate the pressure
12:01of having to go out and recruit
12:02because people are going to be drawn to that name
12:04no matter what.
12:05That's crazy.
12:06Oh, I want to go play for Bill Belichick.
12:07I was trying to look up some tweets.
12:08But I will say it's like a lot,
12:11his strictness in the NFL,
12:12that's his,
12:13that might fly in college.
12:15Maybe kids are more open to it.
12:16Like you tell a 35 year old guy,
12:18fuck you.
12:19Who's getting paid more than you.
12:20Right.
12:21Yeah.
12:22But now you got a 19 year old
12:22who's grown up watching Bill Belichick in Super Bowls.
12:24Maybe you will respect this guy more.
12:26I don't know.
12:27That's something I did not have my bingo card
12:28like a year ago.
12:29No.
12:30Like I would,
12:31I would have thought he,
12:32I think he,
12:32I thought he loves NFL history.
12:33I would have thought he wanted to chase that record.
12:34Interesting tie.
12:35I'm not worried about the kids being like into it.
12:37Any fan of football would play for him
12:39no matter what.
12:40That's going to be a huge draw.
12:41I'm worried about like Belichick.
12:43Like,
12:44is he going to be so fuck this?
12:45I'm doing it the Patriot way,
12:46my own way that like,
12:47it's just not going to work.
12:49Well,
12:50he's going to have full carte blanche,
12:51I imagine.
12:51Like he's going to be in charge of everything.
12:53Yeah.
12:54How much does he want to go recruit?
12:55This is an interesting.
12:56So once again,
12:57you know,
12:57college football way more than I do.
12:58What kind of state is this?
12:59Carolina is like a good program.
13:02All right.
13:03I mean,
13:03Katie could probably speak more on it,
13:04but like Carolina has been okay.
13:06They made a couple of AFC.
13:07Maybe they made an ACC championship game
13:10in the last 10 years.
13:11I know they made one.
13:12They're like a nice program in the ACC.
13:14They're not,
13:15they've never been like historically a star.
13:17It's a basketball school.
13:18How far away are they from being a,
13:20like in the playoffs?
13:21I would say distantly.
13:23Okay.
13:24Like,
13:25I mean,
13:26you'd have in the ACC,
13:27it's still Clemson.
13:28SMU's got a better,
13:28like history.
13:29Yeah.
13:30With Belichick,
13:31who knows?
13:32Like you could have,
13:33you can make that run,
13:33win the ACC.
13:34Two years is a small window.
13:35A bit of a climb.
13:36So he's,
13:37he's got that like written in that in two years,
13:38my son will take.
13:40So he's basically doing this to get his son a job.
13:43It's weird.
13:44Sure is.
13:44He loves coaching.
13:45So.
13:46And maybe,
13:47and maybe it's the thing where if he loves it,
13:48he'll stick around in the year.
13:49If he knows that his son is the heir apparent,
13:49that also makes the transition easier for him.
13:51He's like,
13:52oh,
13:53I do want to do this a couple more years,
13:54having fun.
13:55But Steve,
13:55you'll still get the job.
13:56I want to see,
13:57I'm interested to see when Belichick gets his first dose
13:58of college football plays.
13:59When a kid fucks up,
14:00their ball bounces off somebody's ass and like whatever.
14:02And it's something stupid happens all the time.
14:04Like,
14:05you know,
14:06anytime the NFL,
14:07they throw the ball away,
14:08you just,
14:09these kids will throw a pick like,
14:10I'll tell you what,
14:11every one of those games is going to be televised.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Oh yeah.
14:14Oh,
14:15it's good for the program.
14:16Ready for college football.
14:16Yeah.
14:17Um,
14:18no,
14:19that is absolutely huge.
14:20Uh,
14:21Jerry Springer.
14:21Oh,
14:22you want to go back to that?
14:23I was going to just tie it up real quick.
14:24Okay.
14:25Do that after.
14:26Okay.
14:27Uh,
14:28last thing about Jerry Springer,
14:28um,
14:29just to show,
14:30like we said,
14:31we all grew up watching,
14:32um,
14:33and it really was like a big shift.
14:34And,
14:35and in that trailer,
14:36it talks about who changed the culture.
14:37Like in the early nineties,
14:38late eighties,
14:40it was like Phil Donahue,
14:40Oprah,
14:41who had very stiff talk shows.
14:42Like,
14:43and then when Jerry,
14:44and that ended,
14:45that opened up a whole new world.
14:45You had people like Jenny Jones.
14:46If you look at that story,
14:47that's a wild one.
14:48Um,
14:49and this talk shows became more exploitive.
14:50Ricky Lake.
14:51Ricky Lake.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Became like wilder.
14:53And it was really Jerry Springer.
14:54Was Sally,
14:55was Sally,
14:56Jessie Raphael straight?
14:57Oh,
14:58that was a.
14:58She switched.
14:59She went from doing that.
15:00And then when she saw the ratings Jerry got,
15:01she became more like a wilder show.
15:02I feel like you love her.
15:03I feel like you've,
15:03I've heard her name out of your mouth,
15:04like a dozen times.
15:09I don't know the song.
15:10I remember her.
15:11We said the red glasses.
15:12Oh,
15:12yeah.
15:13The red,
15:14the red glasses.
15:15Yeah.
15:16She had those.
15:17She looks like somebody's grandmother.
15:17But a hot one.
15:18You know who she looks like?
15:19In the latest season of curb,
15:20Larry David is dating that woman.
15:22That's who Sally,
15:23Jessie Raphael reminds me of.
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16:09All right, Clemmer,
16:10I got more breaking news.
16:11I was told this will upset Clemmer.
16:13Source,
16:14the Red Sox are on the verge of trading for Garrett Crochet.
16:20The deal includes top prospect Kyle Teal.
16:23That upsets me too,
16:24cause the Mets are going to get them.
16:25Yep.
16:26So Garrett Crochet,
16:28picture for the White Sox.
16:28He's a great strikeout stuff.
16:31He's got two more years of control.
16:33It was talked,
16:34Yankees and Mets were both in on him
16:35and the Red Sox missed out on a free last night,
16:37swooped in.
16:38Kyle Teal is a catching prospect,
16:39top shelf guy.
16:40This is a huge pickup for the White Sox.
16:42They need to build up that farm system,
16:45but the Mets need an ace.
16:46So I'm not happy about it.
16:47An ace and a second guy too.
16:50Yeah.
16:51That's a lot of pitching.
16:52This is a big move for the Red Sox.
16:54Can I ask a question that might be a little bit dumb?
16:56Sure.
16:57About baseball here.
16:58Are the Mets ever going to have like enough?
17:02I feel like no matter who they get,
17:03it's always like,
17:04well, we don't have this.
17:05We don't have this.
17:05Like, what do you need to be put in a good position?
17:08Right now we need a couple of pitchers.
17:09Our lineup is solidified.
17:11Especially if they bring back Alonzo,
17:13which I don't know if they will,
17:13but if you go with a core of Alonzo,
17:16Lindor, Soto, and Vientos hitting in four
17:19out of those spots.
17:20And you haven't even mentioned Nimmo.
17:21You know, like that lineup is stacked,
17:23but we have starting pitching needs.
17:25You know, we lost a good chunk of our rotation.
17:27The guys we brought back are questionable, but okay.
17:29We need an ace and this was supposed to be our guy.
17:32And instead we end up.
17:33The Red Sox, the first big Red Sox move,
17:35I would say in years,
17:36where they had a guy that I'm like really impressed with.
17:38They've been building up that farm system
17:39from the offensive level,
17:40but they get a guy like Crochet, he's 26.
17:42That's a big move.
17:43That's, I'm not happy right now.
17:45Mysterious drones are still flying over New Jersey,
17:47tracking US Coast Guard vessels.
17:50This is so weird.
17:50FBI admits they don't know what's going on.
17:52I don't know.
17:53Why does the FBI admit they don't know what's going on?
17:55Also just because it is the FBI.
17:56Third breaking news.
17:58They now say it's Iran.
17:59What?
18:00Shoot them down.
18:02How is this a thing?
18:03Just shoot the drones down.
18:05Congress.
18:06Our US Congress is saying this is Iran.
18:08Yeah.
18:09In South New Jersey, Iran.
18:11With cars.
18:12South New Jersey.
18:13Drones the size of cars.
18:15They're scouting out houses for LBI.
18:17Yeah.
18:18Iran is scouting out a timeshare in LBI.
18:22Also the FBI said they don't know what's going on
18:24because it is the FBI.
18:25This is terrifying on a lot of levels.
18:27You have all this stuff that's going on in Syria
18:28over the weekend with Assad being overthrown.
18:30Now you have their neighbors, Iran,
18:32apparently watching us with drones
18:34the size of Ford Tempos.
18:37Are the drones big?
18:39They're flying the cars.
18:41Oh, they are?
18:42Yes.
18:42I thought there was like a bunch of them flying up
18:44in formation.
18:45No, these are the size of like-
18:45I thought they were like little like Fossoli drones.
18:47Like a small Kia.
18:51Just shoot them down.
18:51Congressman Jeff Van Drew claims Iran
18:53has stationed a mothership off the US East Coast,
18:56reportedly watching drones now flying over New Jersey.
18:59Not good?
19:00No.
19:00At all?
19:01You know, we need, we need law and order.
19:02And we need a guy who's going to come in and, you know,
19:06make the rest of the world respect us.
19:08And unfortunately that's kind of gone by the wayside
19:11these past couple of years.
19:12We need to know why.
19:13We need to know, we need to shoot these down immediately.
19:15And we need to know why this is happening.
19:16Right.
19:17They should just say, if you are in New Jersey
19:18and you own a gun and you see one of these,
19:21shoot it down.
19:22Just shoot it.
19:23Remember that viral video, like when drones first came out,
19:24this creep was flying a drone over like this guy's backyard
19:28where like his daughter and her friends were.
19:29Just to make it clear,
19:30the Iran thing is being like mocked and made fun of online.
19:34It was just like some wacky Congressman guy saying it.
19:36Okay, so it might not be Iran.
19:37Yeah, it's probably, it's more than likely not.
19:39Okay.
19:40That makes me feel a lot better.
19:41It's probably, we went on five minutes of Iran.
19:43Iran, yes.
19:44It's a rumor.
19:46I never thought I would be mentioning Syria
19:48being overthrown on a rundown, but here we are.
19:51What do you think about that?
19:53I'm not, so Assad is a horrible guy.
19:55I'm not thrilled when a nation of chaos
19:58has biological weapons.
19:59So not thrilled, but Assad's a bad guy, so.
20:02Just wanted to check your temp.
20:04How about you?
20:04How do you feel about it?
20:05I don't know.
20:06I mean, it would have been nice.
20:07It's pretty scary.
20:08They're flying shit over and nobody knows what's going on.
20:09It's very scary.
20:09Yeah.
20:11Well, I don't watch the news.
20:12It's depressing.
20:12Why don't they shoot it?
20:13Like, is it, like it's in our airspace.
20:16Why don't they just shoot it down?
20:17Literally just give citizens,
20:18they'll be like, yo, if you see one,
20:20blast one out of the air.
20:21Done.
20:22They're gonna fly over Trenton.
20:24That thing will be down in 30 seconds.
20:26Or fly it over like Tony Soprano's house.
20:27Right.
20:28He's not gonna take care of that.
20:29Yeah.
20:30After show, it's reviving.
20:32Episode, what, five coming out tonight.
20:35Check that out.
20:36I think it's been, people really seem to like it.
20:37It's been fun to watch.
20:39It's nice having these three nights a week.
20:40It gives you something to watch every night.
20:41White Sox, they won a little, like,
20:43scorched earth at the end last night.
20:45Hell yeah.
20:46Yeah, are we talking about what happened yesterday?
20:48Can we do that?
20:49Yeah, right?
20:50We can, right?
20:51Can we talk about only things that happened?
20:52Okay.
20:53If it's like on social, you can talk about it.
20:55Okay.
20:56Good.
20:57Was that on social?
20:58I don't know.
20:59Will Compton might have illegally tweeted that clip,
21:00so I don't know.
21:01It's up.
21:02You're good.
21:03All right, I'm good.
21:04Talk about White Sox Dave.
21:05White Sox Dave, yeah, he calls us all like assholes.
21:06He really went after you.
21:08Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
21:10I guess, like, I did lie, you did lie to him.
21:12But I lied to him too.
21:13He said he just wouldn't talk baseball with me anymore.
21:15He said he's, he called you a psychopath
21:17and said you don't deserve the money.
21:18All right.
21:19I think he's mad.
21:20He's mad, yeah.
21:21Somebody's gotta, there's gotta be a scapegoat
21:22for something.
21:23I was the scapegoat.
21:24I guess so.
21:25He's mad.
21:25I would be mad too.
21:26Isn't that the game, though?
21:28It is the game, but you can't separate it.
21:30There's been some people who've been mad.
21:31I haven't talked to Che for like six months.
21:33Remember how mad Josie Jerry, when he got knocked off,
21:35he was very mad?
21:36Yeah.
21:37So maybe there's been-
21:38A lot of money.
21:38There might be more angry people tonight,
21:39so watch Surviving Barstool, eight o'clock tonight.
21:42It's been a lot of fun, episode five tonight.
21:44Anything else, boys?
21:45That's the rundown.