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00:50 First up, great night of sports last night.
00:53 NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs.
00:55 - Great night?
00:57 - Great night of sports.
00:57 - Mr. Borrelli almost,
00:59 like, you wanted to see the Islanders collapse like that?
01:05 - Well, I was gonna start with your 76ers.
01:06 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09 The biggest collapse of the night was the Islanders.
01:11 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13 Nobody was watching that game besides Frankie.
01:15 (laughing)
01:17 Right here in the Mecca, the heart of the world,
01:21 the heart of New York City, Madison Square Garden,
01:23 the 76ers with an all-time choke job,
01:26 up five, 28 seconds to go.
01:30 Jalen Brunson takes a three.
01:31 Has he been cold all night?
01:32 Yeah, but he says, "This is my fucking team.
01:34 "This is my fucking city."
01:36 Puts up a three, gets a great bounce.
01:37 Great bounce, we're down two, right?
01:39 Sixers try to inbound.
01:41 Maxie chokes, fucking vomits on himself.
01:44 We get the ball, Josh Hart grabs the ball
01:46 'cause he's hustle.
01:47 No quit, close knit, all grit.
01:50 That's what we just put up in our next locker room.
01:52 And then, pass, DeVincenzo takes a three, misses.
01:56 Isaiah Hartenstein crashes the boards.
01:58 Joel Embiid's too busy thinking about his sideline massages
02:00 to bother getting a rebound.
02:01 Hartenstein crashes the boards.
02:03 All grit, no quit.
02:05 Dishes it right back out to DeVincenzo.
02:07 He says, "I'm gonna shoot again."
02:08 Three, boom, Knicks go up one.
02:11 - Yeah. - Yeah, Knicks go up one.
02:14 - That was a great recap. - Yeah, it was great.
02:15 It was great.
02:16 It was a little quid from just watching social media clips.
02:19 - I was watching, actually in my apartment.
02:21 - You were watching, see this is my problem.
02:22 - I was watching.
02:23 - I already was watching a little bit.
02:25 - I've watched a lot of games this year,
02:27 but I was watching that one.
02:27 - Well, I know because you haven't mentioned
02:30 the Knicks once in 10 years here.
02:32 All of a sudden, you come in today in your Knicks shirt
02:35 describing how you rubbed Jeff Van Gogh's head
02:38 for good luck and how what John Stark's sack tastes like.
02:41 - I'm gonna defend Knicks fans on that.
02:43 Like, isn't that what you do
02:44 when your franchise sucks for 40 years?
02:47 - That's what we, look. - Kinda stop to care.
02:49 And then they get good and you're like,
02:50 all right, we'll pay attention again.
02:51 - Look, the Knicks are a very, very rootable roster
02:55 and a team that plays their balls to the bone.
02:58 But you guys are outrageous.
03:01 - We're what?
03:01 - You are outrageous.
03:03 - Because I love my fucking New York Knicks.
03:05 - I don't think you deserve a team like this.
03:06 And you, that's your entire existence,
03:08 just fucking Boston fans just hopping on winners.
03:11 - Well, they're all winners the whole time.
03:12 - Yeah, I know. - You kinda gotta.
03:13 - You can't be considered a front runner
03:15 if it's your own city.
03:16 - I grew up in New York my whole life.
03:19 I've come around in my later age.
03:22 I think it's crazy to not,
03:24 like to keep supporting a team that does not try,
03:28 that does not, like, the front office doesn't try,
03:30 the owner doesn't care.
03:32 I think it's nuts to keep caring.
03:34 - I agree to an extent.
03:36 - Look, I think you're an enabler at that point.
03:38 - Well, the Sixers personally killed me
03:42 when Ben Simmons refused to take a shot,
03:44 Doc blew another favorable lead in the playoffs,
03:48 and Trista Crick stole my soul.
03:50 That's when they killed me, what, two, three weeks ago?
03:51 - Incredible how right you ended up being
03:53 about Ben Simmons.
03:53 - Well, yeah, so, I mean, anything that the Knicks can say,
03:56 or me can say, you can do, like,
03:58 nothing's gonna hurt me now.
03:59 I will not even get a chub for this team
04:01 until they get past the second round.
04:03 And I said that after that 2021 game seven loss
04:07 to the Hawks.
04:08 But I mean, this was a disaster last night.
04:11 This was an absolute disaster.
04:12 And like, it's not even, the refs were bad both ways.
04:16 Nick Nurse, yeah, he had a timeout,
04:17 but I'm not gonna fucking--
04:19 - He was faking it, though.
04:20 He was gonna pump things--
04:20 - He faked the first one, but the second one he had.
04:22 But I mean, that's arbitrary.
04:25 The biggest problem I have is how many times
04:28 is Isaiah Hartenstein going to just run around
04:32 like a chicken with his dick cut off
04:34 and just dominate everybody on the offensive glass?
04:37 - Correct. - That's my problem.
04:38 When there's four guys underneath the basket
04:40 in the most important part of the game,
04:42 when Tyrus Maxey's on the ground for some reason,
04:44 it's a shame because he almost had triple-double-S,
04:45 and he bawled out on the flu.
04:48 And frickin'--
04:48 - That guy did not have the flu.
04:49 That was fake.
04:50 He might have had the sniffle or something.
04:51 - Are you, are you, are you--
04:52 - It's a little late for flu season.
04:55 - This is the flu guy.
04:56 - Yeah, I would know.
04:57 - Tommy, Tommy marks the flu season.
04:59 - Don't get me wrong, I would do that.
05:00 If I was a player, I'd constantly be like, oh, I'm sick.
05:03 And then I'd go out there and it just gives,
05:04 it makes it look better than your performance should have.
05:06 - Regardless, Nick Batum, whatever the fuck
05:09 his last name is, just--
05:11 - Batum.
05:12 - Batum, just allowing Hartenstein.
05:14 Yeah, big bass boy.
05:15 Just allowing Hartenstein to waltz in there
05:18 when you're a 16-year-old veteran
05:21 and don't even look for the most important person
05:23 to box out.
05:24 I mean, that's, that's egregious.
05:25 Kyle Lowry, missing free throws in the fourth quarter.
05:27 He played a good game.
05:28 That's awful.
05:29 And Bede, he's playing at 60% at best,
05:32 just a pure warrior out there.
05:34 And you're just making fun of him,
05:35 saying he's getting massages all the time.
05:36 - Oh yeah, I mean, you know what we do on the Knicks?
05:37 We play 48 minutes a night.
05:39 Joel and Bede played like 25 minutes.
05:40 He's had to go get a massage.
05:41 Pervert had to go get a massage on the side.
05:43 - If you tore your meniscus,
05:45 you would be still at your mama's house
05:47 sucking on her teat for a year.
05:49 You don't even drive on the highway.
05:50 - Not if I was coaching.
05:51 - And you're coming at,
05:52 you don't even drive on the highway.
05:53 And you're coming at Joel and Bede
05:55 for having to torn meniscus
05:56 and get treatment on the sideline?
05:57 - Yeah, I am.
05:58 - You're a coward.
05:59 - Josh Hart would never.
06:00 Josh Hart would play for 20 ACL.
06:01 - Josh Hart would never.
06:02 What does that mean?
06:03 - He's all Hart.
06:04 I don't know.
06:05 (laughing)
06:05 When you have practices like we do,
06:07 when you have fucking intense practices like we do,
06:09 where we preach, crash those offensive boards,
06:12 go out there, run up and down the court fast.
06:15 That's what's gonna happen.
06:16 We're gonna outwork the other team.
06:17 Are we more talented?
06:18 No, but we have heart, we have grit.
06:20 We're close-knit.
06:21 We don't quit.
06:22 - You guys play your balls to the bone.
06:25 Very, very rootable.
06:27 - Yeah, we do.
06:27 - But it's, I hate you because it's a Celtics East.
06:31 It just is.
06:32 It doesn't matter who wins this series for the most part.
06:34 Yeah, without--
06:35 - I disagree.
06:36 - I hugely agree.
06:37 If you had Randall, maybe you had a chance.
06:38 The Sixers, if for some reason they do win in six or seven,
06:41 I do think this series is gonna become a series again,
06:44 possibly two-two, but it's not looking great.
06:46 And if they lose, or if they win in six or seven,
06:49 there's no chance they do anything in the playoffs
06:52 'cause the Knicks are just gonna take in beads right knee
06:56 and just cut it off and take a wither.
06:58 - I think the Knicks can beat the Bucks or Pacers also.
07:02 - Yeah, but what about the Celtics?
07:04 - Well, you know, nothing wrong with getting
07:06 to the conference final,
07:07 but I think the Knicks can give up a series.
07:10 They just won in Boston a couple weeks ago
07:13 at the end of the season.
07:13 118-109, I believe.
07:15 - Yeah, one game, that's all you need.
07:17 - I think that the Knicks, I mean, yeah,
07:19 the Celtics are better,
07:20 but I do think the Knicks would give them a series.
07:22 They have too much heart, too much grit,
07:24 too much firepower.
07:25 - The Celtics are minus money to win the East right now.
07:27 That's absurd.
07:29 - They're a good team, but I mean,
07:30 I'm looking at the opponent right in front of us,
07:33 and that's you guys.
07:34 One game at a time.
07:35 - Congratulations.
07:36 - How do you feel about your Celtics?
07:38 - I feel great.
07:38 (laughing)
07:41 I feel amazing.
07:42 I didn't know they were minus money.
07:44 - To make the finals.
07:45 Like, they're that much better.
07:47 - I mean, I hope they win.
07:48 - You sound a little bit like a front runner to me.
07:51 (laughing)
07:52 - I'm trying to question your true fandom, you know.
07:55 - But so yeah, you're not, confidence isn't shot?
07:58 - You know, Max was going off last night,
08:03 as I have no issues with, like, talking shit,
08:07 and just yelling for the sake of yelling,
08:11 and then getting all depressed.
08:13 If that was me five, 10 years ago, yes.
08:16 That's exactly what I'd be doing.
08:17 But right now, look, I've been through the process.
08:21 I lived it.
08:22 I'm the meme where I'm on the gallows
08:24 with the neck around my, or with the rope around my neck,
08:27 and I'm looking at Max being like, first time.
08:29 (laughing)
08:31 - Your window's closed, right?
08:34 The Sixers?
08:35 - Absolutely not.
08:35 I think next year, Tobias Harris takes up 29%
08:39 of the salary cap.
08:40 He's out next year.
08:41 If the Sixers are able to get healthy indeed,
08:44 won't be the same shit every year.
08:45 - So I watched the last 59 seconds of this game,
08:48 and Embiid, like, I know you just said he has a torn meniscus,
08:53 but he moves like he's Charles Barkley.
08:56 - Yeah, 'cause his knee's shot right now.
08:57 - But like, the whole fucking body language is--
09:02 - Sure, well, I just shot at the round mound reef.
09:04 (laughing)
09:04 - He's 65 years old or whatever he is.
09:07 - Oh, you're talking Barkley now?
09:08 - Yeah, yeah, no, I'm talking about right now.
09:10 - Barkley would throw up and down the court
09:11 and double slam jam.
09:12 - No, no, no, no, no.
09:14 He's a great player, I guess, probably.
09:16 But, that's what people say.
09:18 - From what I saw in the Last Dance documentary,
09:20 he seemed like a formidable player.
09:23 - But like, Embiid, his whole body, his posture,
09:27 I just saw him walk around, I was like,
09:29 the knee is bad, but everything, I was like,
09:31 that dude looks like a fat old man.
09:33 - He was playing at 63.
09:34 - He was playing at 60%, right now, 20, 29?
09:36 - He's still that young.
09:37 - Yeah, he averaged three and a half three-pointers a game
09:42 during the regular season.
09:43 He shot eight and nine in the first two games
09:45 of the playoffs.
09:46 Like, he's obviously trying to do everything he can
09:49 to win with what he can do right now.
09:52 I mean, he's beaten up and hurt,
09:53 but as far as next year, yes, you need him healthy.
09:56 If he is healthy, he is top,
09:58 objectively, top three player in the league.
10:01 You get Maxey, who's still improving.
10:03 You clear up the Tobias Harris space.
10:05 I don't know, maybe you draft this guy,
10:07 Bronny James, it brings in LeBron.
10:09 LeBron takes a salary cap cut,
10:12 brings in another guy like a whole bunch.
10:13 - Where's Mo at?
10:14 I need Mo in my top five sixers next year.
10:17 - God bless Mo.
10:18 (laughing)
10:19 No, but as long as Embiid still has his MVP window,
10:23 especially with Nick Nurse, who is so much better
10:25 of a coach than Doc Rivers and Brett Brown,
10:28 yeah, you can't throw him out,
10:29 but they need to obviously make adjustments
10:32 and add players, but this year, yes, they're shot.
10:34 - Yeah, I mean, this year, I feel like
10:35 there wasn't a lot of expectations once mid-season came.
10:38 They were kind of sellers at the time, right?
10:40 - No, they started out really hot because they played,
10:43 Embiid was, Embiid and Wilt Chamberlain, at one point,
10:47 were the only two players in NBA history
10:48 to average more than a point a minute.
10:50 So Embiid, until he got hurt,
10:52 was playing at MVP caliber again.
10:54 When he came back, it looked like he was
10:57 as close to normal as he can get,
10:59 and they won nine straight games coming into the playoffs.
11:00 So you thought, like, okay, let's get this up.
11:03 But after the first two games against the Knicks,
11:04 you can just--
11:05 - They didn't look great against the Heat, either.
11:07 - No, but they pulled it out.
11:09 - Yeah.
11:10 - I don't know. - Into a juggernaut.
11:11 Speaking of LeBron, he fell last night.
11:13 They were up 20.
11:15 Nuggets went on a buzzer beater.
11:16 Nuggets just, they just beat the Lakers every time.
11:19 Like, the Lakers get up early, and it's like,
11:20 oh, this could be their game,
11:21 and then the Nuggets just-- - Again, it wasn't
11:22 LeBron's fault.
11:23 LeBron took over the game in the fourth quarter
11:26 and made every shot possible up until
11:28 the last three that he took.
11:30 - He made a second to last, he made one to go up two,
11:33 and then he missed a wide open three.
11:35 - The block that he had and took it coast to coast
11:38 was vintage LeBron.
11:40 - He may just never be bad.
11:42 LeBron, like, he may just never get bad.
11:46 - That'd be awesome.
11:47 I mean, there are people who've done it before.
11:51 - Yeah, Tom Brady.
11:52 - I wasn't gonna say it, but someone--
11:53 - Literally, he's someone,
11:54 I think he's the only other person.
11:56 Who has ever, like, just been this dominant?
11:58 - Who beat father time?
12:00 - Yeah.
12:01 - There are more players than you would think.
12:05 - Hey, Ted Wings--
12:06 - Roger Clemens was really good when he was old.
12:08 Clemens was like 40. - Clemens was good.
12:09 Jeremy Yager.
12:11 - Yager, yeah.
12:12 Vetchkin's getting up there.
12:13 - Julio Franco.
12:15 - Yeah, but was he good?
12:16 He just kept playing.
12:17 - Probably still play.
12:19 - Yeah, Jamie Moyer, pitch till he was like 50.
12:21 - Yeah.
12:22 - And then the Cavs beat the Magic.
12:25 Don't give a fuck about that, if anyone's got anything.
12:28 - No, I think maybe I shouldn't be on the rundown
12:31 during NBA playoffs.
12:32 - What?
12:33 (laughing)
12:35 Well, hockey, all right, take over, take over.
12:38 I need to go play.
12:39 - Clear sign of consciousness coming through.
12:43 - I haven't talked in 20 minutes.
12:45 - Well, just the Knicks.
12:46 I know, Tommy Knickerbocker's over here.
12:50 - Yeah, would a guy who's a fake Knicks fan
12:51 have this T-shirt?
12:53 (laughing)
12:54 - Riddle me that.
12:55 Would he have gotten this T-shirt for free yesterday
12:56 from our merch department from 47?
12:59 I don't think so.
13:00 It's a cool fucking shirt.
13:03 Yeah, I just love my fucking Knicks.
13:04 Over to the NHL, my rags play tonight,
13:06 but Bruins went down yesterday for the Maple Leafs,
13:10 3-2 on Austin Matthews' late goal,
13:13 series tied up 1-1.
13:15 I mean, I feel like the Bruins just will end up
13:17 beating the Maple Leafs as they always do, or?
13:19 - Yeah, I don't have a ton to say.
13:23 Would've been nice to win that one.
13:24 I don't think it really matters all that much.
13:27 I think the Bruins will win their series
13:28 against the Maple Leafs as they have done
13:30 every single time they have played since 1959.
13:32 And that's that.
13:36 - I know your answer to this question,
13:39 but normal Bostonian fans,
13:42 do you feel better or worse last year
13:45 when you had the greatest record of all time
13:48 going into the playoffs,
13:49 or this year where you're still good,
13:51 but you're a little more under the radar?
13:53 - Great question.
13:55 Like, feel better?
13:56 I felt much better last year.
13:58 Like, going at this stage of last season,
14:01 I felt much better.
14:02 It was game two.
14:03 This year, I'll be honest,
14:08 I did not expect the Boston Bruins to win the Cup.
14:10 Last year, I fully expected them to.
14:12 This year was supposed to be a rebuilding year.
14:13 The United was supposed to be where they are.
14:15 They were supposed to be a borderline playoff team.
14:18 I'm not saying that to say we're playing with house money,
14:20 who cares what happens,
14:21 but just your internal feeling,
14:25 I'm not as confident,
14:26 so it wouldn't be as heartbreaking.
14:28 - It just seems like, from not the biggest hockey guy,
14:31 if you're under the radar, lower seed,
14:35 it sometimes works out.
14:36 - That's what I was gonna say.
14:37 - Yeah, well, I had said that in the last decade,
14:41 I've been extremely confident
14:42 in the Boston Bruins three times.
14:44 That's resulted in zero Stanley Cups.
14:45 So maybe the key is to not be so confident.
14:48 - That's from my days watching puck.
14:49 I always feel better about my,
14:51 like the rags, we won the president's trophy,
14:52 but like, you know, pressure on that.
14:55 It's like, but I do think there's something about this Rempe.
14:58 You've seen this Rempe guy?
15:00 We do have something this year,
15:01 like that feels a little extra,
15:02 but I do think in general,
15:03 I mean, we could fact check this.
15:06 I feel like the president's trophy winner
15:08 does not often win the Stanley Cup.
15:09 - That's one of those things.
15:10 I trust me, I heard that a lot last year.
15:12 I, they say there's a president's trophy curse.
15:15 I do not believe in it.
15:17 - Is it?
15:18 - Historically, the team who wins the president's trophy
15:21 wins the Stanley Cup about 23% of the time.
15:24 I would venture to guess that the number one overall seed
15:26 in every sport wins it about a quarter of the time.
15:30 - Yeah, I don't know.
15:32 - It just seems like in hockey.
15:34 - Basketball is probably higher.
15:35 - Like basketball, basketball, it's always a number one seed.
15:38 - Yeah, basketball probably,
15:39 football I would guess it's probably about 25% of the time.
15:42 Baseball I would guess is probably around there.
15:43 - Baseball might be a little higher.
15:45 I specifically remember it had to have been 2017,
15:48 2018 is when we were in HQ2,
15:51 when Frankie would just tell Dave,
15:55 the lightning of the greatest regular season team
15:57 of all time, like there can't be stopped.
15:59 They're just great, they're amazing.
16:00 Dave would just,
16:01 they got slapped in the open.
16:04 - But there is something,
16:07 now I actually should have said this earlier.
16:09 There is something to that too in the year after
16:13 you were supposed to do it.
16:13 - Yeah, I agree.
16:14 - Like yeah, they're on the next two.
16:17 The Bruins in 2010 blew their 3-0 lead to the Flyers,
16:21 came back the next year, won it.
16:23 There's something about having a collapse
16:25 when you're a great team and then the next year.
16:28 - Even in other sports, like when Virginia
16:30 and College Basketball, they lost the 16th seed,
16:31 won the next year.
16:32 Purdue lost the 16th seed last year,
16:34 went to the championship.
16:35 - So that gives me some,
16:38 probably where all of my confidence is derived from,
16:40 with the Bruins.
16:40 - That 2010 Flyers run is the reason
16:43 why God doesn't respect Philadelphia.
16:46 Because they got it on the last day of the playoffs
16:48 in a shootout against the Rangers, 7-7.
16:50 They upset first round.
16:52 They are down 0-3 to the Bruins,
16:56 come back, tie it up 3-3,
16:57 are down 3-0 in game seven,
17:00 come back and win, still lose the fucking finals.
17:03 It's like, wait, what?
17:04 How much more destiny do you need?
17:06 - But I feel like those,
17:08 the teams of destiny often,
17:10 that it ends in the championship.
17:12 I feel like a lot, again, nothing to back this up,
17:14 but I feel like a lot of teams
17:14 that are on that magical run,
17:15 it gets them to the championship
17:17 and then it kind of collapses.
17:17 - Like teams like Team USA, 1980, yeah.
17:19 - Okay, there's, all right, not every time,
17:23 but on other occasions.
17:24 And then, I mean, obviously you mentioned--
17:25 - People forget the Serbian Union
17:26 wasn't the championship game.
17:28 - Yeah, I do remember when I was watching,
17:30 when I saw Miracle for the first time,
17:31 I was like, wait a minute,
17:32 and then they kind of skipped over the second game.
17:34 - Yeah.
17:34 (laughing)
17:36 - One of my favorite coach speeches,
17:39 obviously, why am I blanking right now?
17:44 Not Kurt Russell, Herb Brooks,
17:46 had a very legendary speech before--
17:49 - Kurt Russell was great.
17:50 - Yeah.
17:51 - Great.
17:52 - Before the USSR game,
17:53 and then all he said before the Finland game was,
17:56 "If you lose this game,
17:56 "you'll take it to your fucking graves,"
17:58 and then walked out.
17:59 (laughing)
18:00 - And speaking of, you mentioned Frankie,
18:02 some great clips last night from Borelli's--
18:04 - That was unbelievable.
18:05 - First time Mr. Borelli is back in the building
18:07 since his open heart surgery.
18:08 Wishing him the best.
18:09 - I'm gonna say that was not physician recommended.
18:12 (laughing)
18:13 - It was very funny watching him,
18:14 like he's clutching a heart pillow.
18:17 - But it's like, it's real life shit.
18:20 - But I mean, he wanted to go, right?
18:22 I don't think Frankie made him go.
18:23 - Yeah.
18:24 I mean, he's gonna be watching the game anyway.
18:26 - I know.
18:28 But Mr. Borelli's the most positive,
18:30 awesome person in the world,
18:31 and you want him to do well.
18:33 It's not funny, but we joke in my family,
18:36 how the Philadelphia Eagles are gonna be the cause of death,
18:40 or my father's death, sort of thing.
18:42 Legitimately, no matter what,
18:43 we wanna write it down as that,
18:45 but you never wanna see it actually happen.
18:48 (laughing)
18:50 - Dude, the video, there's literally a million
18:53 all time videos from last night,
18:55 but the one, I think it's after the Islander's second goal.
18:57 When Frankie makes sure he's far enough away
19:01 from Mr. Borelli, and then lets out that blood curdling,
19:05 I mean, he's, I think he's the most entertaining person
19:09 in the company to watch watch his favorite team.
19:11 - Oh, I think hands down.
19:12 - Yeah.
19:13 - 'Cause he's a psychopath.
19:14 - But the one, Ben, pull it up,
19:16 do you see, I'll show it to you.
19:18 Scroll up, I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
19:20 It's like, yeah, that one right there.
19:23 (cheering)
19:27 (cheering)
19:29 - He literally, he tries to socially distance,
19:49 make sure he's far enough away, and he's like,
19:51 (screaming)
19:54 But yeah, it's great.
19:55 - Like the doctor says, just make sure
19:57 there's no sudden movements,
19:59 don't try to scare him or anything.
20:01 - I also love how once Frankie,
20:04 once Frankie knew his dad was all right
20:05 coming home from the hospital, he was like,
20:07 we're now gonna turn this into a win it for Mr. Borelli.
20:09 But yeah, down to, we'll see.
20:13 But I mean, back at UBS next game.
20:15 - The Golden Knights-Stars game,
20:19 I didn't watch that full game,
20:21 but the interesting thing about that,
20:22 have you been following the Biz war with the Glass Banger?
20:27 - There's this guy in Dallas who,
20:30 I guess he has season tickets,
20:31 which Biz seems to have uncovered,
20:33 are actually his dad's season tickets.
20:35 Season tickets to the game where he just bangs
20:38 on the glass the whole game.
20:39 And I don't know much about this guy.
20:42 It seems like people, Biz certainly hates it.
20:45 It seems like, hockey fans really hate glass banging.
20:49 I actually don't mind it when it fits.
20:51 I don't mind it after a goal, during a fight.
20:54 Like I think it's fine.
20:55 If you're just doing it during the game, that's insanity.
20:57 But I'm not as anti-glass banging as a lot of people are.
21:00 But this guy and Biz have been at war
21:04 for like 24 hours straight now.
21:05 I think they're still going.
21:07 - What is the reaction of people that sit around him?
21:10 Are they like, "Fuck that guy, that's my business."
21:13 - Yeah, if people around you don't like it, you're-
21:16 - If everybody's into it, then whatever.
21:18 - It's got to be in here.
21:20 - Threatening other season ticket holders
21:21 because they don't want to listen
21:23 to his obnoxious glass banging.
21:25 - Yeah, he's going to lose a series for the Stars.
21:28 Nick Murdock.
21:29 - Hockey in Texas, baby.
21:31 You gotta love it.
21:33 - And then Oilers won last night.
21:36 They're Dave's Stanley Cup future.
21:39 Connor McDavid looks great, five assists and a playoff.
21:41 It would be nice to see Connor McDavid
21:45 go to the Stanley Cup.
21:46 - No.
21:46 - No, you don't like it?
21:47 - No, I don't care.
21:48 They can go as long as they lose to the Bruins.
21:49 - Are you saying that because you're a Connor McDavid fan
21:53 or because you're still Dave's fluffer
21:55 and he has a bet on it?
21:56 - I mean, I'd like to see Dave win more money,
21:57 but I mean, even before that, I think, I don't know.
22:00 Like he's our, I never saw Wayne Gretzky play.
22:02 Like, I feel like he's the closest thing we've had to Gretzky.
22:04 It'd be nice to just see him go on a run.
22:06 - Yeah.
22:07 - Greatness, respect greatness.
22:08 - This is insane that this is on the list.
22:11 This is crazy.
22:11 - Zach Wilson?
22:12 - Yeah.
22:13 - Zach Wilson traded-
22:14 - Zach Wilson traded is a rundown topic?
22:15 - Seventh round pick.
22:16 - Specifically, can grab Clemmer.
22:18 - We can grab Clemmer.
22:19 All right, Clemmer.
22:20 A backup quarterback got traded for a sixth round pick.
22:22 Who gives a shit?
22:24 - Well, he was a second overall pick.
22:25 - Yeah.
22:26 - This isn't a story.
22:27 I was-
22:28 - Second overall pick.
22:29 - Well, I think yesterday on KSER,
22:30 they interrupted in the middle of it.
22:31 Like, what's your take on it?
22:33 My take?
22:34 Who gives a fuck about what Zach Wilson's doing?
22:36 - I'm just happy he's gone.
22:37 I mean, just like a nightmare.
22:39 It's like a horrible anxiety,
22:41 almost like a terror when he would take the ball.
22:43 Like I've seen, I'm a Jets fan,
22:44 I've seen so many bad quarterbacks,
22:46 but when he took the ball and you agree, right?
22:48 Like it was like a, it was like "It Follows."
22:50 Like that movie, it was just terror the entire time.
22:52 - It's a pit in your stomach,
22:53 you contemplate suicide every time.
22:55 - It's awful.
22:56 - I still kind of believe, I feel like,
22:59 I feel like there's still something there.
23:00 - No, watching the movie is terrifying.
23:02 - I love the movie "It Follows."
23:03 I think it's one of the most-
23:04 - It's very-
23:04 - Hard movies in recent history.
23:05 - I'm not talking about the actual themes of it.
23:07 I'm talking about how you felt watching it.
23:08 Like it's just terror.
23:10 - So you're not saying Zach Wilson fucked the football
23:12 and anybody who takes it.
23:14 - I don't know what happened to him
23:15 or why he's so terrible.
23:16 That's a good theory as any, but he's atrocious
23:18 and I'm so glad he's gone.
23:19 I can't believe that we actually got anything back for him.
23:21 It was a horrible experience and I'm just glad,
23:23 I'm glad he's gone.
23:24 It makes me feel very happy.
23:26 - Okay.
23:27 That's all we got.
23:28 I still think there's a chance he figures it out in Denver.
23:30 He had some flashes last year, that Chiefs game.
23:33 You can still make-
23:34 - He makes throws.
23:35 - It wasn't the Raiders Sunday night game,
23:37 he made a sick throw and then an awful throw.
23:39 - Yeah.
23:40 - Bro, we were like talking about three throws
23:41 in a career of four years.
23:42 - Yeah, but you-
23:43 - Enough to give you-
23:43 - You see the throw, it's like, "Oh yeah."
23:44 - That's why he's number two overall pick.
23:47 - Next up, Kanye ranks Michelle Obama
23:50 as his number one threesome draft pick
23:52 on Justin LeBois' podcast.
23:54 He said, "Michelle Obama,
23:56 you gotta fuck the president's wife."
23:57 - Who's yours?
23:58 - I mean, I think that's a pretty great pick.
24:01 - Well, who's the other one?
24:03 - Yeah, I was good on one, I would imagine with his wife,
24:05 but I would be on that as well.
24:05 - So if I'm with Kanye's wife, maybe Kim?
24:09 And Sidney Sweeney's obviously up there, Margot Ro-
24:13 Margot Ro- I don't know.
24:14 Those are like, you know, I kinda-
24:14 - But these are lame threesome picks, dude.
24:17 - Oh, I'm sorry, like,
24:18 blondes with big fucking bazookas.
24:20 (laughing)
24:21 - He's not gonna go for Joe Biden.
24:22 He's going for the three first wives he'll go.
24:23 - I mean, nobody wants to fuck Joe Biden.
24:24 I mean, he goes for Ivanka
24:26 if he wants the hottest first wife, first lady.
24:28 - Well, she's dead.
24:29 - Ivana.
24:30 - No, she's a daughter.
24:32 - Melania.
24:33 - There he is.
24:33 (laughing)
24:36 Yeah, I think when you're picking a threesome pick,
24:38 it's like a stripper at a strip club.
24:40 Like, you don't just pick the hocker,
24:41 you pick the entertaining person.
24:43 You pick someone with a little pizzazz to them.
24:45 - Or whoever comes up to you and talks to you.
24:47 (laughing)
24:50 - People are actually in positions in life
24:51 to choose your threesome partner.
24:53 (laughing)
24:54 - Kanye's probably on that list of people.
24:56 - No, he is.
24:57 - I would imagine Kanye is, yeah.
24:58 - This one's kinda crazy.
24:59 The internet is roasting this guy,
25:01 tiktoker @hubs.life.
25:04 Just posts videos of himself,
25:05 living a very normal life.
25:06 Lives in Texas, he's got a dog, wife,
25:08 insurance job, nine to five.
25:10 And he'll post a little TikTok day in the life.
25:13 So I woke up at 7.30, I had a coffee, a donut,
25:16 I packed for the day, I went to work.
25:19 He got in at eight, left at four,
25:22 had an hour lunch break at Chili's,
25:24 then a company picnic, got home, brought it.
25:26 I didn't get why he brought his dog to his mom's house,
25:27 but then he got some Whataburger.
25:29 - This guy's just a stale crouton.
25:31 - But this is a normal life that I think
25:34 a lot of people live and would be happy to live.
25:36 And people are like, there are tweets like,
25:37 this is the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen.
25:39 That's all because this fucking guy puts,
25:42 like this is like, this guy goes viral
25:44 like once every three to six months.
25:46 And every time is like an experiment
25:49 in the world discovering what a score is.
25:53 Like he puts sad music over it, so it looks sad.
25:56 If you fucking put, what's the Lil Wayne song?
26:00 The ha ha, right above it.
26:02 Put right above it, over it.
26:04 It's just like this guy's having the greatest day ever.
26:06 - It sets the mood and stuff.
26:08 - Yeah, it fucking matters.
26:09 The only issue I had with this video,
26:12 look at how he puts his laptop into and out of his bag.
26:14 - Very cautious.
26:15 - Very like sexual.
26:17 Like it's bizarre.
26:18 - I have a couple more issues.
26:21 - I don't know if this is the one.
26:22 Oh yeah, this is the one.
26:22 Look at how he's gonna put it in.
26:24 Look at that.
26:26 (laughing)
26:28 He takes out, he puts that in way too slow.
26:30 And then when he gets to work,
26:31 he also takes it out very slowly.
26:33 And that's really the only issue I had.
26:35 I also didn't understand why he brought his dogs to,
26:37 why he brought his dog to his mom's house afterwards.
26:39 - It's her favorite place.
26:40 The dog's favorite place.
26:44 - This is his music, right?
26:46 - Yeah.
26:46 - Yeah, this is fucking,
26:47 but in post, put like Lil Wayne on this.
26:52 And you watch this, you'd be like,
26:53 hell yeah, this dude living the life out there.
26:56 - White collar. - Oh yeah, fine life.
26:59 And after show, Billy Football's congressional run continues.
27:05 He's being sued.
27:07 He's basically in a,
27:08 I'm gonna sue you off with Mike LaPetri-Dish,
27:10 who is another Republican on the primary ballot,
27:13 where LaPetri just wants Billy off the ballot,
27:15 just, I guess, for no good reason.
27:17 And now George Santos and Billy are maybe uncovering
27:20 that this guy, Mike LaPetri-Dish,
27:22 doesn't actually live where his registered address is.
27:25 He registered in his parents' house,
27:27 who live in the district, but he lives somewhere else.
27:29 So they're like, well, if that's the case,
27:31 then we're gonna throw out all your signatures too.
27:33 So it's a real like,
27:35 I'm gonna fucking sue you off right now
27:36 between Billy Football and Mike LaPetri-Dish.
27:38 - I can't imagine being sued.
27:40 I had a roommate once who got audited
27:44 and I watched the process he went through for that.
27:46 And I, like, in the most serious thing I've ever done,
27:51 it's in my own head, I watched it and I went,
27:53 okay, if that ever happens to me, I'll just kill myself.
27:55 Like dead serious,
27:56 like I'll never go through something like that.
27:58 - If that roommate's who I think it is.
27:59 - It sure is.
28:00 - I'm sure watching him go through an audit.
28:03 (laughing)
28:06 - It's exactly who you think it is.
28:07 - ABC process.
28:08 (laughing)
28:10 Like yes, watching him do pretty much anything
28:12 would like stress me the fuck out.
28:15 - I didn't put together at first, did I?
28:17 I guess it wasn't Gaz.
28:19 (laughing)
28:21 - Um, dude, it was crazy.
28:24 But I imagine being sued is like the same thing.
28:26 But you, when you were just describing something,
28:27 you left out a humongously important detail.
28:29 - Tell me.
28:30 - When you said that Michael LaPetri-
28:33 - LaPetri.
28:34 - LaPetri-Dish.
28:35 - It's the same name, by the way.
28:37 - I mean, LaPetri's not that crazy.
28:39 - It's not?
28:40 LaPetri-Dish?
28:41 - Well, that's his nickname.
28:42 - No, the dish is not real.
28:44 - Like you're a Petri.
28:44 (laughing)
28:47 - This guy's name is Vital Burger?
28:53 What the?
28:54 - Drop the scarecrow if I only had a brain drop.
28:58 (laughing)
29:04 - It's right there, bang.
29:06 Mike does not live in Massapequa.
29:08 Mike lives in Huntington with two roommates.
29:10 - You can't be running for Congress with two roommates.
29:12 - You should not be allowed to run for office
29:14 if you got roommates.
29:15 - Wait, wait, wait.
29:16 - None.
29:17 - George Santos was our elected official.
29:19 - Yeah, did they have roommates?
29:21 I'll vote for him.
29:21 - Yeah.
29:22 - You can't vote for someone who has-
29:24 - That's a stipulation on who to vote for
29:26 and who not to vote for.
29:27 - 100, I think it's a great stipulation.
29:29 When I had roommates in my life,
29:32 and I'm one of those rare examples
29:34 where I'm still to this day,
29:35 I shouldn't be allowed to make any decisions.
29:37 But when I had roommates,
29:38 I surely shouldn't have been allowed to make any decisions.
29:41 And if you're an adult, if you're even,
29:43 if you're young and you're getting in the game,
29:45 good for you, once you get past that phase of life,
29:47 then you can start making decisions
29:49 for the betterment of people.
29:51 And then if you're at the other end too,
29:52 if you're a really old person with roommates,
29:54 that's even crazier.
29:55 No one with roommates should be allowed to be elected.
29:58 You should be a disqualifying trait.
30:01 - And this tweet saying that Mike is a horrible womanizer,
30:04 allegedly received dozens of nude pics.
30:06 Women have received a lot of nudes from him,
30:08 raunchy texts.
30:09 All right, I mean, he likes to fuck.
30:10 He's addicted to sex,
30:11 the most important part of a relationship for him.
30:13 Who tweeted all this?
30:15 - George Santos.
30:15 - Okay.
30:16 (all laughing)
30:17 - How do you get stuck?
30:18 - The honorable, trustworthy George Santos.
30:21 - We got two cents in this tweet.
30:22 I was like, what the fuck is this person talking about?
30:24 Oh, it's Santos, okay.
30:25 - You know what must suck for Michael Petri-Dish
30:27 is like, he's like this young guy who,
30:29 like he probably thought he was gonna be like
30:31 the young bro, like running for Congress
30:33 and he'd have all the young people on his side.
30:34 And then he's getting out young bro'd by Billy football.
30:37 (all laughing)
30:38 He's like, I'm gonna-
30:39 - He's a young guy, Le Petri-Dish?
30:40 - Yeah, I think he's, I mean, looking at him,
30:42 he looks young.
30:43 If I had to guess, he's probably 30.
30:44 - I just assumed he was some old dude.
30:46 - No, he's like-
30:47 - Yeah, no, dude, this guy's off the ballot.
30:49 - He looks like a Jersey Shore juice head.
30:51 Like he's a strong Island guy.
30:53 - Sure, all that doesn't matter
30:55 'cause he's got two roommates.
30:56 - How, what does it say?
30:58 - He's got a wicket. - 34.
30:59 - 34, all right, yeah, that's quite young
31:02 for a Congressman.
31:03 - And he was in the New York State Assembly.
31:05 I would say, so he has some experience.
31:07 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I mean-
31:09 - So does Billy football.
31:11 - Yeah, we need a young new face in Congress.
31:14 And then last night, Barstool basketball,
31:17 we won down Dana.
31:19 - Can you imagine like, nevermind.
31:23 - What?
31:24 - Nevermind.
31:27 - Can you imagine if Billy actually got elected to Congress
31:30 and actually had a vote for like real important things?
31:35 - I'm not even gonna say anything,
31:37 I think Billy would be like a fine Congressman.
31:39 - Yeah, well, here's the deal.
31:39 - I think if he doesn't get corrupted, he will be.
31:42 But I think Billy has the ability to get corrupted,
31:44 but he doesn't know he's getting corrupted.
31:47 - Yes, for sure.
31:47 - Yeah, so that's a problem.
31:49 - But I don't know, I think that, I mean, it would be fine.
31:52 Like if Billy, like he gets into Congress at like 26
31:55 and like, maybe like the Republican Party's like,
31:57 oh my God, we have a young face, a revolutionary.
31:59 And they're like, we're gonna fast track this guy
32:01 to the presidency.
32:02 (laughing)
32:03 Be crazy.
32:04 - The little thing I like to bring up
32:06 whenever we're talking about these kind of joke,
32:08 not at all a joke, if you ask Billy campaign.
32:12 - This is definitely not a joke.
32:13 - No, to Billy, no.
32:14 To some of us, probably a little bit.
32:16 Is Dave's Boston mayoral campaign
32:22 was I believe November, 2012.
32:25 I'm not positive about that.
32:27 - I think so. - Sounds right.
32:28 - November, 2012, Dave obviously doesn't win the election.
32:34 And some people genuinely wanted him to.
32:36 - Where hair counts up.
32:37 - Yeah.
32:38 But so he would have taken office June 1st, 2013.
32:42 I'm sorry, January 1st.
32:44 Like three months later,
32:46 the Boston Marathon bombing happened.
32:49 If Dave Portnoy was the Boston, the mayor of Boston.
32:51 - No, that was April, 2013, right?
32:53 The Boston Marathon?
32:54 - Yeah.
32:55 - Oh, he was taking January 1st.
32:56 - January, yeah.
32:57 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:57 - Right?
32:58 I don't know.
33:01 I probably would have voted for someone
33:02 on like a kind of joke campaign
33:04 in case something happens
33:06 that you need an actual politician for.
33:07 - But Dave manhunted them down.
33:09 (laughing)
33:10 - Yeah, and a couple of Brown students
33:12 and a couple of strangers on the internet
33:14 who were later found dead.
33:16 (laughing)
33:18 - I remember those.
33:19 - He's not the bomber, baby.
33:20 USA.
33:21 (laughing)
33:22 - But I think like a house,
33:27 if you're just a congressman in the House of Reps,
33:28 that's a good, like, he wouldn't have that much power.
33:31 - Uh, you have power.
33:35 - But not like that much.
33:36 Less than a mayor does, I think, in a big city.
33:40 - Tom, you--
33:43 - I don't know.
33:44 I would think you're probably--
33:45 - You're a political guy.
33:45 I mean, what's the discrepancy in the House right now?
33:49 It's only like a couple votes.
33:51 - It's very small, yeah.
33:52 - Every person matters.
33:54 - Right, but I'm just saying like he himself can't,
33:57 I mean, I guess he could bring some policy to the table,
34:00 but like, he's not like the guy.
34:03 - No.
34:03 - Right, like the mayor of a big city is,
34:06 I don't wanna talk about like fucking small town
34:07 in New Jersey or something,
34:09 but like a big town mayor is, that's big.
34:13 No?
34:14 - Yeah, I think it's--
34:15 - That's all I got.
34:16 Big town mayor is big.
34:17 - Dante, we've met work that's big.
34:19 - Yeah, that's true.
34:20 - That's for sure.
34:21 - Dante, there's one person
34:23 that's gonna become mayor or something.
34:24 - Dude, Dante, speaking of post-show,
34:25 Dante sent the horniest tweet
34:28 in the history of the fucking company.
34:29 - The Paige Sporadical?
34:30 - The Paige Sporadical.
34:32 That thing was insane.
34:33 - Yeah, that was wild.
34:35 - That was nuts.
34:36 - Announcing you're subscribing to a girl's whatever.
34:39 - It's called Only Paige.
34:41 It's her version of Only Fans.
34:43 I think he deleted it.
34:44 I talked about it on the KC Radio yesterday
34:46 and I called him like four times during the show
34:48 trying to get an answer and he wouldn't.
34:50 It's, dude--
34:51 - Keep hammering.
34:52 - Do you know, have you seen this?
34:54 Do you know what we're talking about?
34:54 - I didn't see the tweet.
34:55 - Bro, I was in Ireland
34:58 and so I woke up at 8 a.m. in Ireland
35:01 and it happened to be 2 a.m. in Chicago
35:04 so Dante was drunk tweeting.
35:05 - Horny hours.
35:06 - And I was like, I'm so happy I'm awake right now
35:10 before he deletes this.
35:11 I screenshotted it seven seconds after he sent it.
35:14 It's an insane tweet, dude.
35:17 - Did you send the screenshot
35:18 to who probably sent me the screenshot?
35:20 - Um, yeah, probably.
35:22 (laughing)
35:24 Bro, it's nuts, Dante.
35:28 - I just wanna see it again.
35:29 - Says, it's Paige Brannig, she said,
35:32 her with a couple of pictures in bikinis.
35:35 Says, come chat with me.
35:36 Plus, never before seen pictures and videos,
35:39 lives, prizes, giveaways, golf instruction
35:42 and so much more, click here, onlypage.com.
35:45 Dante replied, done, I caved.
35:47 (laughing)
35:48 - Golf instruction, maybe he wants to work on his shorts.
35:50 - That's why I called him from a voice mail yesterday
35:52 being like, hey, I need some swing instruction.
35:54 Um, and then he also had the gif of,
35:56 - Mic fell off.
35:57 - Oh, no, you can't hear any of this, doesn't matter.
35:59 - I don't even know where the mic went, to be honest.
36:03 - Straight areas.
36:06 Okay, so he went and he also had the gif
36:09 of the kid from fucking, uh, uh,
36:13 Sandlot, saying, I can't take this anymore
36:17 by the pool when he sees Wendy Peppercorn.
36:20 It's insanely horny.
36:23 Squints, squints, paladorus, pampadorus,
36:26 something like that.
36:27 It's just, it's the horniest tweet
36:30 I think it's ever been sent here.
36:32 'Cause there's nothing you're doing
36:33 other than just looking at horny stuff.
36:36 - To a girl that I would imagine he's met, maybe.
36:40 - I would think no.
36:41 - Really?
36:42 - Maybe, probably not.
36:43 - He's a public figure enough
36:45 where you can't really say, I caved.
36:47 (laughing)
36:50 - Oh, man, I've been so horny for so long,
36:53 I'm finally doing it.
36:54 (laughing)
36:55 - If it was just done, okay.
36:58 - I mean, speaking of weird Barstool tweets,
37:00 I think you guys talked about some KFC radio tweets.
37:02 John Rich, what dream tweet?
37:03 - That one.
37:04 - The fuck was that?
37:05 He's not here today to defend himself, but.
37:07 - When he said in it, when he's like,
37:09 and I got so, and I get so worked up I cum,
37:13 which is really how all cumming happens.
37:18 - Yeah.
37:18 - You get so worked up, you cum.
37:20 But, and it's usually not about a dream
37:22 about hockey equipment.
37:23 And just that sentence, I got so worked up,
37:27 I get so worked up, I cum.
37:29 - Sorry, this place needs a good nocturnal admission.
37:32 - So, yeah, you tweet.
37:33 - Story line once again.
37:33 (laughing)
37:34 - You tweeted 5.39 a.m. yesterday.
37:37 - That was another one that I just had
37:39 'cause of fucking time zone difference and like jet lag.
37:42 I was up, I saw that, I fucking quote tweeted it,
37:46 but then saved it in my drafts to reply.
37:48 - So more people can see it later.
37:49 - To see it more time.
37:50 And then I sent it at like nine o'clock, I think.
37:53 - He said, I have a recurring wet dream
37:55 that I'm about to play hockey,
37:56 but can never get to the game.
37:57 I'll be missing a piece of equipment,
37:59 an escape blade will break.
38:01 This time I got lost looking for the rink.
38:03 I get so worked up that I cum when I wake up.
38:05 Always devastating.
38:07 What does that mean?
38:07 - That sounds like childhood trauma.
38:09 (laughing)
38:10 - I get so worked up.
38:11 - I hope he played hockey at least.
38:13 - I have that dream quite often for baseball or football.
38:17 Never came.
38:18 (laughing)
38:19 Never came once leaving my cleats.
38:20 - Do you guys have wet dreams?
38:21 - I don't have dreams.
38:22 I've never had a wet dream in my life
38:23 and I don't have a lot of dreams.
38:25 - I've had a few wet dreams, great.
38:26 - Yeah?
38:27 - Fantastic.
38:28 - I'm of like the, I don't think,
38:31 I obviously believe you when you say that you have them,
38:33 but I have no evidence that they're real.
38:35 - No, they're real.
38:36 It's literally you just dream of having,
38:38 it's like, like you dream of having sex with a hot girl,
38:40 you come, it's like I add that to my body count.
38:42 - Or forgetting.
38:43 (laughing)
38:44 - I might as well.
38:45 - Or forgetting your skates on the way to the J.C.
38:47 - Yeah, this one's bizarre.
38:48 But yeah, whatever.
38:50 - I'm with you, I've never had one either.
38:52 - Never.
38:53 - And basketball.
38:54 - I also don't think blue balls are real.
38:55 - That I agree with.
38:56 - Yeah.
38:57 - Blue balls and wet dream, fake guy.
38:59 - I thought that was, blue balls were like a thing
39:00 that all guys were just kind of saying to,
39:03 like we're all in on that.
39:04 - Like, oh yeah, girls, blue balls are real.
39:07 No?
39:08 - I don't know.
39:09 - I think some people genuinely think it's real.
39:12 - Blue balls are real.
39:13 - Blue balls are real?
39:14 - You've got 'em?
39:15 I have experience.
39:16 - So we got a wet dreamer, a blue baller,
39:17 and I'm just normal.
39:18 - Yeah.
39:19 - Are you?
39:20 - Normal fights.
39:21 (laughing)
39:22 - That's what they say.
39:22 - I don't know what's worse, Dante tweeting that
39:24 or you being so excited that Dante tweeted that?
39:26 (laughing)
39:28 - Again, Bob Boss--
39:29 - I love it every time Dante does something dumb.
39:31 - A halftime buzzer beater for three is pretty sick.
39:35 We won--
39:36 - No, this is crazy that this is,
39:38 we're calling this a buzzer.
39:39 - My favorite part.
39:40 - It was a buzzer beater.
39:41 - Oh, just defense.
39:42 - Boom.
39:43 (laughing)
39:43 (whistle blowing)
39:44 (ball bouncing)
39:47 (players shouting)
39:50 (players cheering)
39:54 - Let's go!
39:57 - Let's go!
39:58 - Let's go, baby!
39:59 - Buzzer beater, yes, this is technically a buzzer beater,
40:04 but if you say I hit a buzzer beater--
40:06 - Yeah, you assume end of game.
40:07 - You're talking about end of game.
40:09 - But we won by one,
40:10 so it was basically a game-winning shot.
40:12 Great coach, let me just give a shout out to Coach Clemmer,
40:15 great coaching last night, unbelievable adjustments
40:17 on the fly, offensive adjustments, defensive adjustments.
40:20 We've been hard on this guy,
40:22 but Coach Clemmer is coming around
40:23 and he put on a masterclass last night, no Dana.
40:26 Yeah, that's all I got.
40:28 - This is a league fan.
40:29 - You guys got anything else you wanna talk about?
40:33 What?
40:37 - Nothing.
40:39 - Okay, you wanna just sit here and keep talking?
40:40 - Yeah, sure.
40:41 Are you going out to Chicago?
40:44 - Not for the announcements.
40:46 Yeah, Film Festival, Barstool Chicago Film Festival,
40:49 Friday, posters and movie trailers will be coming out
40:53 at some point this week.
40:55 I think they're gonna be good.
40:56 - Yeah, everything I've heard is a good thing.
40:59 Everyone seems pretty, seems to say it went well.
41:01 - And NFL Drafts on Thursday,
41:04 they're doing the NFL Draft show again.
41:07 We just got the email of the guest list, pretty good.
41:09 - Hell yeah.
41:12 - Look out for that too.
41:12 All right, see you guys tomorrow.
41:14 (whooshing)
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