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00:00Hey, let's just walk down the hill instead of I don't even care about the mile walk.
00:04How about a fucking Uber, buddy?
00:06All righty, it's the rundown Thursday, November 21st.
00:13You got the big three here today.
00:15We got myself, John Rich and Vibs, probably a little bit in anticipation of the biggest
00:21college football game of the weekend, Ohio State, Indiana.
00:24But before we get to that, anticipation is also building for NASCAR, the adrenaline of
00:29the Daytona 500 is something you have to experience in person.
00:33There is nothing like witnessing the stars of NASCAR battle for position going 200 miles
00:38an hour, 2.5 mile speedway, 40 drivers will compete against the likes of Chase Elliott,
00:43Ryan Blaney, Denny Hamlin, Ross, Chase Stan, sorry Ross if I said that wrong, Bubba Wallace
00:48as they try to mark the start of the historic NASCAR season.
00:51You won't want to miss this once in a lifetime sporting event.
00:54Here's what I'll say, Spider, Mark Titus, there's Quigs, there are people in this office
00:58that are fired up for NASCAR to come back.
01:00Daytona 500, get your tickets today, 2025 Daytona 500 at daytona500.com.
01:06Boys, you guys, NASCAR guys, you guys have to be Indiana people.
01:11I dabble, it's more IndyCar when you're from Indy, but like NASCAR, NASCAR's awesome, especially
01:16Daytona 500, because like the access you get with NASCAR, like at the Daytona 500, five
01:22minutes before the race starts, you're on the track.
01:25Like it's crazy.
01:26You can just go hang out on the embankment.
01:28I've heard it's the best sporting event to go to live, it's a live race and the atmosphere
01:33is awesome.
01:34I only went to one down in Texas, all I really know about NASCAR is just follow Quigs bets
01:41and he'll probably win you millions of dollars.
01:42Yeah.
01:43All right, that's good advice.
01:44All right, first topic.
01:45Did you guys see Jay Leno?
01:47Yes.
01:48What on earth happened to Jay Leno?
01:51Oh, your poor face.
01:52Look at it, look at my eye.
01:53Oh my gosh.
01:55Jay Leno is all bruised up.
01:57The left side of his face is black and blue.
02:00His eye is swollen shut.
02:03So the story, John, you blogged it, didn't you?
02:06Yeah.
02:07So the story was that he tumbled down a 60 foot hill outside of Hampton Inn because he
02:15thought it was a shortcut to his route to dinner.
02:19Am I missing anything?
02:20And then his face looks like he just went 30 rounds with Mike Tyson.
02:24No.
02:25Yep.
02:26You're spot on.
02:27Jay Leno, he took a tumble down a hill.
02:28He was going to Applebee's or something, which I guess you do when you're a fucking billionaire
02:33Jay Leno staying at a Hampton Inn, taking a shortcut down the hill to Applebee's.
02:37And that's the fucking story.
02:39He fell down a hill the other day.
02:41What about a year ago?
02:42He got in a brutal motorcycle crash.
02:45About a year before that, a giant explosion happened in his garage.
02:49So he's just living life like like Wile E. Coyote, basically leaves his house and something
02:56terrible happens.
02:57He's yeah, he's just an idiot.
03:00The funniest part about that video where he's like showing his bruise is he's got this eye
03:03patch on.
03:04But then like to show his bruise, he like lifts up the eye patch and it's like, brother,
03:08we can see your face is fucked up before you lift the eye patch.
03:13But they show the hill and it's like, where is the spot that he thought he could like
03:18take a shortcut?
03:19Like, it doesn't make sense.
03:21But everyone's saying like he's involved with the mob and stuff.
03:25I don't know if I buy that.
03:26He's got so much money, he'd always like brag about like, I haven't even spent my late night
03:31money.
03:32This is my Jay Leno impression.
03:33I'm still I'm still spending my stand up money because apparently he gets like a million
03:38dollars a show, even though no one's ever seen him do stand up.
03:42But like, I don't know, old people just get hurt all the time.
03:46Like my grandpa, I'll go to his house and he's just got like some fucking gash in his
03:50forehead because he fell.
03:51And it's like, yeah, old people fall all the time that I, I agree that it's probably not
03:56some like organized, like hit on him or mob related or whatever.
04:00I'm calling bullshit on the hill, though.
04:02First of all, that hill is not 60 feet.
04:04And second of all, none of us are worth millions upon millions.
04:10And I don't know if we're at a Hampton Inn being like, hey, let's just walk down the
04:13hill instead of I don't care about the mile walk.
04:16How about a fucking Uber, buddy?
04:18Like why?
04:19Why is he looking for shortcuts?
04:20Not going to get into any car that's made after like 1980.
04:25He's not taking it.
04:26That's true.
04:27But old people don't aren't using Uber.
04:28They're not there.
04:29That's technology.
04:30It doesn't exist to them.
04:32But like, that's that's exactly something an old person would do is like, oh, I'm going
04:34to find a shortcut and go down this hill like it's a little adventure.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Sorry.
04:40I get what you're saying, but like, why?
04:44I don't know.
04:45I don't.
04:46Why lie about it?
04:47But at the same time, like there's no way he could have.
04:49There's no easy access point where he's like, this is the spot I'm taking.
04:52I'm calling.
04:53It's a little weird.
04:54It's a little weird that like, why is he doing stand up right now?
04:58That does make me think that like he's fucking more bruised than person.
05:01Like if he didn't need the money, you would think he wouldn't be doing stand up.
05:05So maybe he does got a little like something going on.
05:09Maybe he had a few too many loans on like Mustangs from 1940 or something.
05:15True.
05:16But like, he just loves doing stand up.
05:18He's been doing it even when he was on the late night show and he was getting paid 30
05:22million dollars like a season.
05:24He was still like getting on his private jet and going and doing shows because it's like
05:27a different he's not like hopping in a Toyota Prius and driving 12 hours to go to the the
05:33Kansas City loony bin.
05:36He's getting on a private jet landing and then apparently going to fucking the Hampton
05:39Inn, which is crazy.
05:40Also, something doesn't add up.
05:41That's what I'm saying.
05:42Why is that?
05:43Not that I just said that the Hampton Inn private like because I know he's private and stuff,
05:49but yeah, it doesn't something doesn't make sense.
05:50I'll give you that.
05:51But I don't know if it's the mob.
05:53Stay tuned.
05:54There's there's more to this story.
05:58One more thing about Jay Leno that I've always found interesting.
06:01You can't find his stand up like anywhere.
06:04Like it is like if you're online, you will not see Jay Leno do stand up.
06:09Apparently I kind of respect this move.
06:11He's just been doing the exact same act for like 50 years, but never without.
06:17So he can just keep recycling it and just keep doing the same fucking 60 minutes and
06:21make a million dollars like nobody else does that.
06:24But that's kind of genius.
06:26I respect everyone as everyone's like he's the best stand up comedian out there.
06:30Like he's the top five and like no one's ever seen him do stand up unless you're at
06:35one of these like corporate events.
06:37We need video of Jay Leno stand up and we need video of this fall and then I'll believe
06:40both.
06:41That's where we'll leave it.
06:42All right.
06:43Are either of you guys Twitch streamers?
06:45Kai Sinat's the next story.
06:47I'm not much of a Twitch guy, but this video of him stumbling upon this girl who has been
06:53live streaming her life 24 hours a day for three years is insanity.
07:03Three years.
07:04She's been live for three years.
07:06Hey, hey.
07:07How do we talk to her?
07:09How do we talk to her?
07:10Hey, hi.
07:11What?
07:12Whoa.
07:13She's been streaming for three years.
07:14Where does he live?
07:15What?
07:16Where does he live?
07:17No.
07:18No.
07:19She crying?
07:20You've been alive for three years?
07:21I've been live for three years straight.
07:26No.
07:29You're lying.
07:39I'm not lying.
07:40You can look me up.
07:41It's on a.
07:42I have an article, I've been talking to BuzzFeed,
07:44I've been live for three years straight, 24 seven.
07:47How the fuck have you been live for three years?
07:49I'm not a Twitch stream fan,
07:52but I've dabbled in the 2400 hour live streams, that realm.
07:58And I don't, shout out Clemmer.
08:00I wanna know what this girl's doing.
08:01Like, is she just doing her normal day stuff?
08:03Is she sleeping for 24 hours?
08:07Did you guys, did you, have you seen the girl?
08:09I watched it.
08:10Yeah, yeah, she says that she used to,
08:12she said she used to shower on camera in like costumes.
08:16And I guess she streams herself sleeping.
08:19She obviously doesn't date anybody.
08:20Like she'll have friends come over.
08:22I think she said she takes her phone with her.
08:24So like, she does like leave the room
08:26and is streaming like mobily, I guess.
08:30But that's fucking crazy, man.
08:32Three years, I get, I don't,
08:34I get overwhelmed from like nothing.
08:36So I don't know how that functions.
08:37Ultimately, I think,
08:39I think her goal has to be to like blow up
08:41and be like the big time.
08:43So that, I will give her credit, like hat tip.
08:46You have worked your ass off for three years going 24 seven.
08:50But if you haven't popped off in three years,
08:54at what point do you hang up the cleats?
08:55Like at what point is,
08:57maybe she just did pop off because Kai Sinat found her.
08:59Right, right.
09:01I think that's what you're waiting for.
09:02You're just doing it for three years
09:03until someone big notices you.
09:05Also, I just clicked on her stream.
09:08I thought she, no offense to her.
09:10I thought she was going to be a freak.
09:11She's not.
09:12She's an attractive girl.
09:13Yeah.
09:15I would endorse her.
09:17She should, let's get some more eyeballs on her
09:19because she's definitely a pretty girl.
09:21We got to find out if she's interesting.
09:22Maybe she can be your next big streamer.
09:24What's she doing right now, Vibs?
09:26I think this is just the video that Kai Sinat posted.
09:30She's just sitting at her chair, just like talking.
09:34So yeah, nothing crazy.
09:36Nothing groundbreaking.
09:38She said that she just wants to play video games
09:40was like kind of her reasoning,
09:41like why she's doing this.
09:42She's like, I just want to play video games for a living
09:43and talk to people.
09:44Does she have a fucking job?
09:46No, I got to do this, right?
09:49Wow.
09:50She must have a solid following.
09:53See if you can figure that out.
09:57I mean, ultimately there's,
09:58I can't imagine going live for an entire day,
10:01let alone an entire day for three straight years, so.
10:03Yeah, because like when you stream,
10:06like you go out in the real world
10:07and like experience stuff and do things.
10:09If you're just sitting in your house for three years,
10:11like you don't have any new experiences
10:13or things to talk about.
10:14I guess everything's just like headlines
10:16that you read in the news.
10:17Like it's kind of weird, but I don't know.
10:20Who would you most want to see at Barstool
10:23do a go live for an entire year,
10:26entire three years, what would it be?
10:27Who would your choice be?
10:29Minzy.
10:30I got to go with Minzy.
10:31Oh, Minzy, yeah, yeah.
10:34Let's see.
10:37I followed him around in secret for a couple of days
10:39and that was pretty, that was pretty incredible.
10:42Minzy, White Sox Dave, I think would be,
10:45I think White Sox Dave would get the most,
10:47I think people would get frustrated watching Minzy.
10:50Like they'd be like, Minzy, what the fuck are you doing?
10:52But I think you would get a lot of natural laughs
10:55out of White Sox Dave just operating his daily life.
10:59Yeah, I feel like the White Sox Dave stream
11:01would like get dark, you know what I mean?
11:03It'd be good for a while and then it'd be like,
11:05whoa, this is too much of a peek behind the curtain
11:08into Dave's brain.
11:09Minzy might get a little dark too.
11:13Yeah, yeah.
11:14Minzy though, I don't know.
11:15A lot of our streams might get kind of dark
11:17if we're being honest about it.
11:19I think Minzy, Minzy's the type of guy,
11:21like if he lives in like an apartment building,
11:23he probably forgets his key like three or four times a week.
11:26But I could see like White Sox Dave being like,
11:29if we live stream him, like when he gets home,
11:31he doesn't lock his door.
11:32He just gets his baseball bat
11:33just in case someone's about to break in.
11:35I think White Sox Dave's a funny dude.
11:38Oh, for sure, for sure.
11:40And I don't really think he's trying to be funny.
11:42Like he's just naturally, yeah, yeah.
11:45All right, let's talk football.
11:46We've done enough.
11:47It's the middle of November.
11:48First, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelsey.
11:50So they got broken into back-to-back in October.
11:54And anyone with a brain realizes that is not a coincidence.
11:59Someone is coordinating this hit
12:02because they know it was either day of
12:05or preparation of a big football game.
12:07They know they're gone.
12:08They broke into the house.
12:09It has came out that this is the work of a theft ring
12:14run by the South American cartel.
12:16Does that make it better or worse for you guys?
12:20Way worse.
12:23You think it's scarier?
12:25I think it's a lot scarier.
12:25Yeah, you don't want the cartel on you.
12:27I'm going to tell you something.
12:29They're not going to be on me and you.
12:31Right, but what's the alternative to,
12:34if it's not the cartel, who would it be?
12:37Just a random person?
12:38Yeah, well, obviously they were connected.
12:40I guess my point is I am more scared
12:43of walking down the street
12:45and like a crazy motherfucker in Chicago
12:47or a crazy motherfucker in New York
12:49committing some sort of crime against me
12:51than I am of orchestrated attacks.
12:54So we're out of the woods on that.
12:56For sure, yeah.
12:58The other day there was a,
13:00the headline was like crazed man with a knife
13:02stabs three people.
13:03And it was like right next to my apartment.
13:05It's like, this is-
13:06That's what I'm afraid of.
13:07Yeah, that's, yes.
13:08And you got to keep your head on a swivel
13:10because when you're like just on your phone
13:12going through shuffle on Spotify,
13:13someone's just going to run up and stab you for no reason.
13:16Yes, that is more terrifying.
13:18But obviously just seeing the cartel
13:20and being like, fuck, they're after me.
13:22Like, that's not good.
13:23Yeah, that seems scary.
13:25I'm assuming Mahomes and Kelsey aren't like
13:28moving weight and dealing drugs.
13:30That's when it's like scary.
13:32This is just like, hey, we know they're not going to be there
13:34because like Mike Vrabel got his like Superbowl ring
13:36stolen during a game one time.
13:38Like, this is like a thing that happens.
13:39Like, you know, they're not going to be there.
13:41How rich do you have to be
13:45to have someone watching your house?
13:47Like Patrick Mahomes signed hundreds of hundreds of millions.
13:51Does he not have someone out front or do they?
13:53I don't know.
13:54I'm not worth 500.
13:55Well, this is like anytime,
13:56like you're going on like spring break with your family.
13:59You're like, hey, the neighbor.
14:00It's like, oh, hey, you're not going anywhere.
14:01Just keep an eye on the house.
14:02Make sure everything's fine.
14:04Like, you know what I mean?
14:05You like leave your living room light on while you're gone
14:07or it's on a timer.
14:08Like that's what normal people do.
14:11Or just buy a, like, aren't there like a million,
14:14like no free ads, but like simply safe.
14:15Like, can't you just buy a system and then get an alert?
14:18Like the minute someone's even like near your home,
14:20your phone starts going off.
14:21Like your wife's not like Taylor Swift
14:23or Patrick Mahomes' wife, like isn't getting an alert
14:26saying like, hey, there's people at your house.
14:28That's a great point.
14:30Like I pay $3 a month for a camera to sit on my doorstep.
14:34But I will say maybe the cartel has thought of that as well.
14:39Maybe the cartel, they just walk right in the front door
14:43and the camera doesn't get them.
14:44I don't know.
14:44They also might live in like a,
14:47maybe like gated communities
14:48where they like think the security is on top of shit.
14:52And like they probably do like have some kind of
14:54security team supposed to be looking at their house
14:56who can maybe sneak around if you're the cartel.
15:00Yeah.
15:01On quarterback, they like showed Patrick Mahomes
15:03like compound that he's building.
15:05And it was kind of like in the middle of nowhere
15:07it looked like.
15:07But yeah, like if you think it's simply safe,
15:09couple of simply safe cameras, slap those on there
15:11and you can get some notifications.
15:13Boom, problem solved.
15:14We beat the cartel.
15:15Actually cartel, I'm not talking shit.
15:17We didn't beat you.
15:18No, yeah.
15:19You guys won.
15:20All right.
15:21Is it snowing in New York right now?
15:24No, not at all.
15:26It is foggy.
15:26Like 50 degrees.
15:27Listen, it is snowing.
15:29I would say it is blizzarding in Chicago right now.
15:33It is coming every which way all over the place.
15:35And I was walking into work today and I realized
15:38we are one month away
15:41from a college football playoff starting.
15:43And if the bracket started today,
15:46the home teams would be Ohio State,
15:49Indiana, Notre Dame, and Penn State.
15:53It is 33 degrees or lower at all four sites right now
15:56and it's snowing at three of the four.
15:58SEC fans, what would you...
15:59Vibs and John Rich, you guys are Midwest guys.
16:01What do you say to our SEC fans?
16:05When you say those four schools,
16:06you do not want to be in South Bend when it is winter.
16:09That is a miserable, miserable place to be.
16:12Yeah, we're used to it.
16:15These kids that grew up in fucking Florida,
16:17they probably never even seen snow.
16:19I guarantee half these rosters haven't seen snow.
16:22And I will say like 30 degrees, that's whatever.
16:25To us, that's nothing.
16:26But to them, it's probably gonna be the worst.
16:29Yeah, if it snows in any of those...
16:32So Ole Miss would be coming up here, Alabama, Georgia.
16:34If they even have a forecast for snow
16:37at those types of schools, snow day.
16:41For sure, yeah.
16:42It's 32 degrees and blizzard right now.
16:44That's how the world works in Ohio
16:46and in Chicago and in Indiana.
16:49No, they can't handle it.
16:51But I remember I lived in Texas for a year
16:54and it snowed maybe half an inch.
16:57All shut down, everyone's freaking out.
16:59And what I didn't realize,
17:01I went to drive my car thinking like,
17:03oh yeah, this is no big deal.
17:04I do this shit all the time.
17:05They're so unprepared.
17:06Half an inch of snow, you can't drive.
17:09You cannot drive on the roads.
17:10It is fucking terrifying.
17:12They're completely unprepared.
17:14The other thing though, Mike, I'm so fucking broken
17:16by the discourse around college football
17:19that when you wrote that blog,
17:20my first thought was like,
17:22I almost don't want it to happen
17:24because we're gonna get these four snow games.
17:27Maybe Big Ten wins three of them.
17:29And then that's just like,
17:31well, that's the reason the SEC lost.
17:33And then we have this whole fucking debate
17:35about home fields and what's fair.
17:38It's a whole other stupid fucking debate
17:39about fairness or whatever.
17:43I just perceived that.
17:43Absolutely.
17:44There's gonna be a thing where it's like,
17:45well, we need to have the playoff in indoor stadiums
17:48so that the weather is never a factor
17:50and because it's not fair to the SEC
17:53or yeah, 100% it's gonna happen.
17:55I'm interested.
17:56I don't know if I'm being honest,
17:59I do think it matters.
18:00I think that it will matter
18:01if Ole Miss or Tennessee comes up here
18:03and has to play in a snowy game in Columbus.
18:04I think that'll matter.
18:06Our roster is also not made up of all Northeast Ohio guys.
18:09Right.
18:10We go down to South Florida
18:11and get the same kids that Miami does.
18:14So it'll be interesting.
18:15But I guess my request is when they make the schedule,
18:20the first game,
18:21because there's one Friday night game and three Saturday,
18:23I need that first game
18:25to be our very best representative from the Midwest.
18:27Because the narrative's either gonna be,
18:29like either Ohio State's gonna kick the shit out of someone
18:31and it's gonna be like, all right, Big Ten pride,
18:33they don't wanna come up here.
18:35Or no offense,
18:36you guys can think of who the weakest of the four teams is.
18:40They might get their ass kicked.
18:41Notre Dame.
18:42Notre Dame, yeah.
18:44Penn State.
18:46So anything else, college football guys,
18:49before we talk about the big game this weekend?
18:53I was just gonna say, yeah, snow.
18:54I feel like, not that this fucking matters,
18:56but once you go South of Nashville,
18:59that's when like the slightest amount of snow
19:02just fucking throws a cog in everything.
19:04Like that's the line is Nashville to me.
19:07So if you're South of Nashville, you're fucked.
19:10And Tate, your take,
19:11and you wrote something about Joey Galloway too, Viv,
19:14it was about how Indiana should forfeit like the game
19:18against Ohio State because-
19:20It's a good idea.
19:21Joey Galloway and Joey Galloway said like,
19:23they should sit Curtis Rourke,
19:25which is obviously like kind of a joke.
19:28In a weird way, that like,
19:31like obviously they can't forfeit.
19:32That's like a pro Indiana take in the sense like,
19:37it almost like holds a mirror of like,
19:38look how fucked up your system is.
19:40Or like, we're just looking at like which teams
19:42like should be better.
19:43That it actually does like kind of make sense.
19:46Yeah, on paper, it absolutely makes sense.
19:50Like, yeah.
19:52But you can't, that's like-
19:55Obviously they're not gonna do it, but-
19:57That's what you do for that.
19:58But like, I'll talk about my problem
20:00with Joey Galloway in a second.
20:01But my problem was that take.
20:03But it's like, if you forfeit this game,
20:05the biggest game, like where you had to prove yourself,
20:09when you do make it to the playoff,
20:10right before that playoff game,
20:11you're looking around the locker room like,
20:12yeah, we're the team that forfeited.
20:15Whatever team is coming in there is like,
20:17yeah, we're gonna beat their ass.
20:18They forfeited the biggest game because they're cowards.
20:21Like you can't look yourself in the mirror
20:22and be like, yeah, we forfeited.
20:24Or just like, for the rest of time,
20:27for the rest of time, you're the team that forfeited.
20:29It's like-
20:31It goes down as a one zero loss
20:35on the road to the number two team in the country.
20:37You can't ask for that.
20:39On pa-
20:40It's like communism.
20:41On paper, yeah, it looks great.
20:42But whenever you put it into practical reasoning,
20:45it sucks.
20:46Like it's-
20:47If they were still doing like
20:47the purely computer-based rankings,
20:50like you might be onto something.
20:51But the committee is just gonna cut them out
20:52if they would ever do that.
20:53But honestly, this is so fucked up that like,
20:56I tweeted this, like obviously as a fucking joke.
20:58If like somehow something happened
21:00where like Curtis Rourke couldn't play
21:03and it like wasn't an injury
21:04and it was like something like people like felt bad about
21:06and was like legitimate and he just couldn't play.
21:09Like, I think that would like guarantee Indiana a spot.
21:12Yeah, I agree with you.
21:13So obviously forfeiting is like a funny idea,
21:18but the true way that Indiana could guarantee
21:21to be in the playoff is if somehow
21:24Curtis Rourke does not orchestrate.
21:27Like if he does something on the first play,
21:29then everything that happens for the rest of the game,
21:32you guys are safe and you're 11-1-1 loss
21:35is in Columbus without your quarterback.
21:37Apparently that's how they look at college football.
21:39But I don't even know if that matters
21:41because like when Jackson,
21:44their backup was in against Washington,
21:46like we stomped Washington,
21:47granted it's not the greatest team.
21:48It was like, if your backup quarterback goes in
21:50and you don't really miss a beat,
21:52like that should mean something.
21:53And Notre Dame was still ahead of us.
21:54Notre Dame who lost to Northern Illinois at home.
21:57Like-
21:58People just have forgotten that apparently.
22:00Yeah, no, that doesn't exist anymore.
22:02They're like, oh, well they beat Navy
22:03by a shit ton in a neutral site.
22:04Like they lost to Northern Illinois in South Bend.
22:07Like you should be completely kicked out
22:10of the playoff conversation
22:11if you lose to Northern Illinois at home.
22:14I agree.
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23:06when Ohio State and Indiana play.
23:08The biggest game of the year?
23:11Two versus five?
23:12Most fucking talked about one, I feel like.
23:14The most volatile one.
23:17How do you guys, how do you actually,
23:19let's be honest first before we talk about
23:22what could happen either way.
23:24How do you feel going into it, Indiana fans?
23:28I feel a lot better now that all of Ohio State's
23:32offensive line is just injuring themselves.
23:34That actually makes me think,
23:36I mean, I may feel a lot better
23:37when I saw that news the other day.
23:39Obviously, we're not cheering for injuries at all,
23:40but when I see Ohio State's star center is out,
23:42it's like, oh shit, we got a pretty good defensive line.
23:48I don't know.
23:48I think Indiana can hang with anybody.
23:51Like, they're fucking good.
23:52I know they don't have any great wins,
23:53like, if you look at their strength of schedule,
23:56but I don't think a lot of teams
23:58would beat Nebraska the way we did.
23:59I don't think a lot of teams even beat Michigan State
24:01the way they did, so.
24:04Vibs, what do you think?
24:06Yeah, right, you go strength of schedule.
24:07But the fact that, I've said this all season,
24:11Indiana might not be the most talented team.
24:13I think Ohio State, I think Oregon,
24:16and maybe your SEC teams, I think they have more talent,
24:21but I think Indiana is the best team.
24:24Like, every single week, they haven't missed a beat.
24:26They've just gone out there and played good football.
24:30They've blown the doors off teams.
24:31Granted, they're not the best teams,
24:32but you don't, usually, if you're a bad team,
24:37you're gonna struggle against these shitty,
24:39even these shitty teams.
24:40So, I think Indiana's the best team,
24:44but I don't think they have the most talent.
24:45I think Ohio State has way more talent than Indiana has,
24:48because Indiana has a bunch of JMU guys
24:50that have been playing, whatever,
24:51what is it, the Patriot League?
24:53I don't even know what conference they're in,
24:55but it's, yeah, the second half against Michigan
25:00didn't look good for Indiana,
25:02so that has me a little worried,
25:03but at the same time, you kind of need one of those,
25:05like, hey, if you play awesome,
25:09you're like, oh, we rule, we're the greatest.
25:11You don't learn from it.
25:12But if you play like shit, you go into a bye week
25:16and then this Ohio State game being like,
25:16hey, we suck, if we don't have our shit together,
25:19we're gonna get stomped.
25:20So, you could, I'm looking at a glass half full.
25:26Yeah, my voice cracked, that's not good.
25:28But I think Ohio State obviously has the upper hand.
25:33Like, I mean, it's in Columbus.
25:36Their, the spread is like 13,
25:38but I think Indiana can definitely win.
25:40I wouldn't be surprised if they won,
25:42but I think Ohio State obviously is the favorite.
25:46Yeah, I think clearly you guys,
25:48you have a really good coach.
25:51The fact that he has two weeks to prepare
25:53is probably really good for you guys.
25:56Also the fact, go ahead.
25:58Would you rather, so I said this,
26:00I would have rather had what Ohio State had
26:02where they played Purdue and Northwestern
26:05where you don't have a bye,
26:08but you have these easy teams
26:09where you still, you don't have the rest going.
26:12There's two things I think that really are in your favor.
26:15Or you get a rest like Indiana.
26:17I think there's two things
26:18that I think are in Indiana's favor.
26:19I think everything else in Ohio State's right now.
26:21Indiana has a good coach that has two weeks to prepare
26:24coming off a wake-up call game.
26:26Like you said, they're not,
26:28like their coach isn't having to tell them,
26:30hey, you're not that good,
26:31hey, you're not that good,
26:32and try and convince a good team.
26:35He can literally just show the tape of Michigan
26:37and be like, you haven't played dog shit all year.
26:40You play a team with a pulse who's not very good
26:42and you only won by five.
26:43So I think he'll have them ready to go.
26:45I also am very, before the injury to Seth McLaughlin,
26:49I thought Ohio State was gonna win this game
26:51like 41 to seven, 41 to 10.
26:53Now we have to move our guard back to center,
26:56break in a new guard.
26:58I still think I would favor
27:00more like Ohio State winning by 30 than losing.
27:02I really do.
27:04Cause at the end, and that's not a knock.
27:06At the end of the day,
27:08Ohio State is still like,
27:09oh, we got to bring in a new guard.
27:10Yeah, he's a four or five star guy.
27:11That's what Ohio State has.
27:12So in Columbus, I feel good,
27:14but what do you guys think playoff wise?
27:17If you, do you have to keep it close?
27:19Do you think you should be in either way?
27:20Do you guys, what's your number?
27:22I think they should be in either way.
27:25Obviously, I mean,
27:26I think they should fucking be in either way.
27:28I mean, if they lose by 50.
27:30Right.
27:31I hate how this is a fucking conversation
27:34when they talk about college football.
27:35I think they should be in either way with one loss.
27:37I think the system's fucking ridiculous, but yeah.
27:43Vibs, what do you think?
27:46So I understand, like,
27:47I understand strength of schedule.
27:48Indiana's strength of schedule is not good.
27:51And I've been saying it all.
27:53I saw the number where it's like,
27:54Indiana has like a 96.8% chance to make it to the playoff.
27:58It's like the second highest of anyone besides Oregon.
28:02I've been saying it all season though,
28:05since they've been doing the projections.
28:07The committee would love nothing more than to be like,
28:11see, Indiana lost.
28:12Strength of schedule is this end all,
28:15be all metric that we can use.
28:17And they lost this game to Ohio State.
28:20The best team they played, they got blown out.
28:22They're gone.
28:23And then they'll put in fucking Ole Miss
28:24or Georgia or something like that.
28:26But as of lately, I'm like, okay,
28:31well, maybe it doesn't really matter.
28:33And then even if they get blown out,
28:35they'll still make it just because it's one loss.
28:37So I don't know.
28:38But the whole time I've been preaching
28:40that if they lose, they're gone.
28:42But now I'm not.
28:45The committee is like in Indiana's favor.
28:47Like everything we've seen from the committee,
28:51the first time you get Indiana would be in.
28:53I know, you'll see.
28:55But like the read the Indiana people,
28:57like who are fighting it.
28:58We're not really fighting the committee.
28:59They're fighting like Ryan Urcillo
29:02and Brandon fucking Walker
29:04because they're just constantly shitting on Indiana.
29:07Like me.
29:08Brandon Walker is shitting on you a little bit,
29:10but also he has, what was I gonna say?
29:14He's Texas too, good for him.
29:16He has been going at Texas too.
29:19I don't know.
29:20You guys have one shot.
29:21You have one opportunity.
29:22And if you keep it close, you're in.
29:27My thing is that-
29:28Oh, I'm sorry.
29:29I know what I was gonna say.
29:29One second.
29:30Brandon Walker thinks that the big 10
29:33is gonna make the call to Ohio State
29:35and say, make sure you keep it.
29:36And I asked him, I said, Brandon, off camera,
29:38you're not fucked.
29:38You're fucking around.
29:39And he goes, I'm telling you,
29:40it's gonna be 21 to three at the half.
29:43And it's gonna be 37 to three at one point.
29:45And it's gonna end 37 to 24.
29:48Well, you could also like the committee.
29:49The committee now has like Illinois ranked,
29:51which makes Penn State win look better.
29:55And Ohio State's win against Penn State look better.
29:57Because that's the thing.
29:58When you start looking at people's schedules,
30:00like, yeah, Indiana's strength of the schedule
30:02isn't that great.
30:03But like, Penn State doesn't have any good wins.
30:05They lost their only game too.
30:08Their good wins are Illinois and Wisconsin.
30:09Like, okay, cool.
30:11Like Texas, their wins are Michigan.
30:15And fucking, I don't know, Arkansas was like,
30:18what they're bringing.
30:20If you beat us, Penn State's the team
30:24that is gonna be shitting bricks
30:26because you'll be ahead of us.
30:28And then how do you drop us below Penn State
30:30when we went there and beat them?
30:31We got Penn State fans in the office
30:32that are big time Buckeyes this week.
30:34Because the whole world's talking
30:35Indiana's strength of schedule.
30:38You're gonna talk Penn State's strength of schedule
30:40if all of a sudden their only game with a pulse,
30:42we beat them at their place.
30:44Yeah, their best win is a loss to Ohio State.
30:48But shit, what I was about to say.
30:51No, my problem with the committee,
30:52like I was saying Indiana's being disrespected.
30:56Because Notre Dame was ahead of Indiana forever
30:59when Notre Dame lost to Northern Illinois at home.
31:02But then once Indiana hopped Notre Dame,
31:04I was like, all right, I'm fine with these rankings.
31:08Like I think Indiana at five is where they should be.
31:11I guess you could say maybe Indiana
31:13should be ahead of Penn State, but yeah, I get it.
31:16Whatever, it's a 12 team playoff.
31:18Like as long as they're in, you get a chance
31:20to beat somebody in the playoff.
31:23As long as you're in, that's all I care about.
31:25It's funny too how people, how we're all like,
31:27everyone's so mad about like where these teams are ranked
31:29when like your ranking does like not at all reflect
31:33how tough your path is, like to get to the champion,
31:36like to get to the championship.
31:37Like it means nothing, literally.
31:38That's my thing, John.
31:39So like what are we even arguing about?
31:40Like it's all gonna be like random,
31:42wherever you get seated, like maybe you'll have a tough path.
31:45Maybe you'll have an easy path.
31:47Doesn't really have to do with the ranking.
31:49I'm gonna do a vlog video at some point here.
31:51We were talking about it.
31:52I don't like how the, you're right.
31:54Like you might be the five seed
31:56and right now the five seed's the place to go
31:57because the 12's not very good, the four's not very good.
32:00I think you should be able to put your name on the bracket.
32:02Like Oregon's number one seed, put yourself up there.
32:05If everyone wants to stay away from Oregon,
32:06stay away from Oregon.
32:07But I was like, yeah, you're right.
32:08You might get lucky as the six or the five
32:10and be like, oh, I like that matchup better
32:12than the four or the three.
32:14It'll be interesting.
32:15Can I, how do you feel about Joey Galloway, Tay?
32:18Joey Galloway, OSU alumni.
32:20All I need to know was, was he trolling or not?
32:24Was he trolling or not?
32:24If he was trolling, I think it was funny.
32:27Obviously my forfeit was a play off his dumb ass idea.
32:31If he thought that was a good idea,
32:35we gotta reevaluate who we put on television.
32:38Kind of what John Rich was saying.
32:39He might just be saying it to show
32:41how fucked up the system is.
32:42I almost kind of like it.
32:44I almost kind of like it.
32:47Yeah, yeah.
32:48My problem with Joey Galloway is,
32:54he's been fucking chirping Indiana
32:57every single projection show.
32:58But the real problem is the way he talked
33:00to Booger McFarlane, the fucking last projection show.
33:04Booger McFarlane was making a good point
33:05about how Michigan strength of schedule last season
33:08was dog shit.
33:09And what'd they do?
33:10They went in and they beat the SEC champ, Alabama.
33:13And then Texas lost on the other side of the bracket,
33:16both SEC schools.
33:17But the way he was talking to sweet, sweet Booger,
33:19Booger is a great man.
33:20And he was just fucking shitting on him.
33:23And I was like, you don't talk to Booger like that, Joey.
33:25He was doing the whole,
33:27he was doing the whole like, no, that was last year.
33:29It's like cutting him off.
33:30Oh, last year, last year, we're talking about last year,
33:32last year, just like, just trying to end the argument.
33:34Like he's making a pretty valid point here.
33:37That's Ohio State education.
33:38We're always right.
33:39So I agree with Joey on that one.
33:41All right, boys.
33:42Good luck this weekend.
33:44Yep.
33:45I hope it's a good game.
33:47I know you're hoping for a blowout,
33:48but I just, goddammit, I hope it's a good game.
33:52Because if Indiana gets a blowout,
33:53we're going to have to eat a whole bag of shit.
33:55Yep.
33:56All right, boys.
33:57I don't think it's going to come down to Ohio State
33:58more than Indiana.
33:59I think Indiana is pretty much what they are.
34:00You guys have looked like complete fucking ass
34:03against like Nebraska.
34:04You looked like shit against Northwestern,
34:06or you could just come out and like fucking roll.
34:08So it's kind of more how Ohio State shows up
34:10than anyone, I think.
34:12All right, good luck.
34:13That's the rundown.
34:14Go Bucs.