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00:00Why are you against Mr. B?
00:01I don't want him doing it.
00:02If I want someone exploring the pyramids,
00:03I'd rather it be someone of like, I don't know,
00:05some archeological background.
00:06Oh, I f**k that.
00:07I don't want that.
00:08I'd rather Mr. B is doing it.
00:09I'd rather Mr. B is doing it.
00:10I don't know what you're talking about.
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01:22You ever do a demolition derby?
01:23Yes.
01:24Demolition derbies are awesome.
01:25That's white trash, my friend.
01:26Oh, it is the whitest trash.
01:28Rochester Fair in Rochester, New Hampshire.
01:29No, it's just fun.
01:30Rochester, New Hampshire?
01:31School buses just smashing into each other?
01:33Oh, yeah.
01:34Oh, I was thinking monster trucks, like Grave Digger.
01:36No, no, this is just like 1986, like, you know,
01:39Ford Tempo smashing into a Camry.
01:41God, I don't understand.
01:42So they just reinforce the cars so you can't die,
01:44essentially?
01:45I don't know.
01:46So what you're thinking of is the figure eight races
01:48with the school buses, right?
01:49No, I'm thinking like demolition derbies.
01:51No, but they crash into each other.
01:51Cars just smash into each other.
01:52I'm thinking we did a Riverhead Speedway, I think.
01:54It was always the big figure eight race
01:56and they're basically a bunch of school buses
01:58and they just go into one and hit each other.
01:59That is lowest common denominator entertainment.
02:02This is fun.
02:03You would have so much fun.
02:03The payoff is the crash.
02:04Oh, I would love it.
02:05The payoff is the crash.
02:06Go there, you have 10 beers.
02:08Everyone's dad is ripped out of their mind.
02:09You're playing with fireworks behind the bleachers.
02:11Like, it is so fun.
02:12Yes.
02:13That is not what NASCAR is.
02:14No, NASCAR is significantly classier.
02:17Check that out.
02:18We have first topic today.
02:19Twitter is debating the meaning of a dad bod
02:21after this woman said,
02:22she posted a picture saying this is a dad bod,
02:24it's the best type of physique.
02:26And then she posted a photo of the guy.
02:28We'll put the photo up right here.
02:29And people are saying that this is not a dad bod.
02:31The guy is too strong.
02:32He's too jacked.
02:33I'm going to say, I disagree.
02:36That's a dad bod?
02:37That's not a dad bod.
02:38That is a dad bod.
02:39That guy spends hours in the gym.
02:40You think an average dad looks like that?
02:41Do you know what makes it a dad bod?
02:43Joey.
02:44The love handles.
02:45I don't want to say love handles,
02:46but like in gay world, this is a dad bod.
02:49Is that a dad bod?
02:50In gay world, is this a dad bod?
02:52In a very superficial gay world, that's a dad bod.
02:56If I had that bod, I would never wear a shirt.
03:00I'd be a nudist.
03:02The things I would lick off that body.
03:04And now Kareem posted this.
03:06Isn't it Gary?
03:06Yes, Kareem.
03:07You know why this is on there?
03:08Because Kareem mistakenly, he was gooned up.
03:10Yep.
03:11He was probably doing a bait.
03:14He was in a wank war.
03:14A wank war or a bait battle for hours.
03:17And then this was one of the images.
03:19He was so.
03:20He was in an edge battle.
03:21In a tizzy.
03:22And then he posted this picture of one of the guys
03:24that he was messaging with.
03:25He sent this guy money to degrade him.
03:28This is his fin.
03:29This is Kareem's fin dom from Abu Dhabi, believe it or not.
03:33He's flying Kareem out every weekend.
03:34Yeah, we haven't seen him in a bit.
03:35I guess.
03:36I mean, well, he's probably still in an edge battle.
03:37I mean, I would pay money to have that body.
03:40Isn't a dad bod like Jack Black?
03:41Isn't Jack Black a dad bod?
03:42Jack Black is just a fat, as fat as I am.
03:45No, that guy spends hours in the gym.
03:47That's a guy that goes to the gym every single day.
03:48That's what I mean.
03:49The average dad doesn't look like that.
03:50Let me explain.
03:51His arms do.
03:52Dad bods can be, you can, a dad bod is,
03:55you can be jacked,
03:56but you have to be a little bit soft around the center.
03:57And that is a little bit soft.
03:59I think skinny fat is dad bod.
04:01A guy who has skinny, noodle arms and a midsection,
04:06shaped like Grimace from, you know.
04:08I think like Philly Maids.
04:09Is this a read?
04:10No, I think that's what a dad bod is.
04:12And if a dad bod wouldn't be like,
04:14evenly proportioned like this,
04:15they'd have noodle arms and a round, flabby tummy.
04:19Liam, come here and take your shirt off for us.
04:20I think like Philly Maids, honestly.
04:21Like Philly Maids to me.
04:22But get me that guy's information,
04:24because I would like to send him a Christmas gift.
04:25It's like dense.
04:26You need to be dense to be a dad bod.
04:28Thank you guys.
04:28Thank you, Joey.
04:29Thank you, guys.
04:30This is Joey Covasta signing off.
04:32I think if you go to like a supermarket in, you know,
04:35outside of New York City,
04:36guys do not look like that, I don't think.
04:39Yeah, but I think that's the strongest guy in that band.
04:40People with dad bods don't spend time in the gym.
04:43At all, period.
04:44That's period.
04:45Guys with dad bods don't take time in the gym.
04:46This guy is jacked.
04:48He just eats a lot to get muscles.
04:50If he did a tiny bit of cardio, he would be ripped.
04:53Have you ever heard of work fat?
04:54Have you ever heard of work fat?
04:55It's like, there's some construction guys who are like,
04:58they're bigger, and like, they're fat,
05:01but they're fucking jacked.
05:02That's not that guy, though.
05:02That's not that guy.
05:03That's like, that's...
05:04No, that guy's just thick.
05:05That guy's fucking muscular.
05:06That guy, he's got definition.
05:08Yeah, that guy's...
05:10That's very impressive.
05:10You guys want to take our tops off?
05:12No.
05:12Absolutely.
05:13We don't want to see any of that.
05:14Let's take our shirts off.
05:15Ted Jack, are you dad bod?
05:16Am I dad bod?
05:17I would say out of this group,
05:18I'm definitely the most dad bod.
05:19You're more dad bod than that.
05:20Yeah, absolutely.
05:21Dude, that guy's fucking jacked.
05:24I'm alien bod, so I'm no one, I'm nothing.
05:26I'm not this species, but...
05:28Yeah, you're more of a dad bod.
05:30I'm way more close to dad bod.
05:31And I wouldn't even call you initially a dad bod.
05:32I think dad bod's even less in shape than you.
05:35Yes.
05:36Less in shape than you.
05:37Dude, his arms are too big.
05:38His chest is too big.
05:39He's got definition on his abs.
05:40That's not a dad bod.
05:42Is there a picture of this guy's face?
05:44No, I haven't.
05:45He's definitely hot.
05:45No question about it.
05:46So, I think it just comes down
05:48to the definition of dad bod,
05:51and I think I have a different definition.
05:52I think my people have a different definition than yours.
05:55This is just a jacked guy's view.
05:56Isn't dad bod kind of a straight guy thing no more?
05:59It is pretty straight.
06:00I don't know.
06:00I mean, I don't know anyone with one, but...
06:04I feel like you guys have every other term.
06:05You have bare, seal, twist, all those sorts of terms.
06:07Dad bod is like that middle-aged,
06:10has two kids, barely has time.
06:13Does not care about his appearance.
06:14When's the last time you guys went to the gym?
06:16A month ago.
06:17Before the transplant, so like a month ago?
06:19A month ago.
06:20You're both married.
06:21Do you feel pressure within your relationship,
06:25or do you put pressure on yourself to be in shape?
06:28Or are you just like...
06:29To be acceptable, not in shape, I think.
06:30What's acceptable mean?
06:33Not hideous to be around.
06:35Like, kind of like the Roan thing,
06:37like the Roan roast battle,
06:38like you aren't even convenient to be around.
06:40You can't ever reach that level.
06:41Got it.
06:42I'm always this size.
06:43Yeah, you've been this size forever.
06:44Actually, it's crazy.
06:45I've gained like 20 pounds since I started working here,
06:47only because I came in so underweight
06:49because I was so stressed out.
06:50And like, this is like the heaviest.
06:52Where were you stressed from?
06:53Oh, like just being, working at like Barstow first time.
06:56It's like being in like the...
06:57I thought you were going to say working on Kirk's show.
06:59No, no, it was coming here.
07:02I just sold my house, just moved my whole life here.
07:04I was really stressed out.
07:05I'm like, what if it doesn't work?
07:06I had a lot of anxiety the first six months here,
07:08but this is like the heaviest I've ever been.
07:10But I never change.
07:12Like, I'm always the same size.
07:13So it's hard.
07:14Like, so I don't really feel pressure.
07:16I am what I am.
07:17I've been the same weight for 15 years.
07:19Actually, probably like 10 years.
07:21I've been the exact same.
07:21I can't gain weight.
07:22I can't lose weight.
07:23I would have to do like some serious anabolic steroids.
07:27And if I were to like get strong.
07:29Oh, me too.
07:30What term do they call you in the gay world?
07:31Yeah, what are you?
07:33Yeah, twink.
07:34Because you're obviously not a dad bod.
07:35I'm nothing.
07:36You don't have a term?
07:36I don't have a term.
07:37I'm floating between jock and twink, but...
07:42I say more jock than twink.
07:43More jock.
07:44The problem is now that I'm 35,
07:47I can lift heavier weights than,
07:50my muscles can do heavier weights than I am,
07:51but my joints are so fucking old and my tendons,
07:55I can't get it to get,
07:57like I'll be sore for four days.
07:58If I, exactly.
07:59I'll be sore for four days if I work out.
08:01It's the worst thing in the world.
08:01You know what I hate?
08:02I got these age spots here.
08:04Age spots?
08:05Age spots, you know?
08:07Oh yeah.
08:08That really bothers me.
08:08I might even get them like frozen off.
08:10You can get those laser.
08:11I know, that's what someone,
08:12I had a turkey.
08:13You should start getting real...
08:14My wife's friends with a dermatologist
08:15that I can be frozen off
08:17because I was complaining to my wife about it.
08:18But like, that bothers me.
08:20Well, I mean, listen.
08:22Like, you know what I mean?
08:22Champagne problem.
08:23Okay.
08:24Champagne problem.
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10:07Okay, so next topic, the Egyptian government
10:08has allegedly rented out pyramids of Giza
10:12to Mr. Beast, and this is, who wrote this?
10:15John Rich.
10:16I think this is kind of cool.
10:17What is this, for a movie?
10:18It's for one of his things.
10:19Stupid competition thing.
10:21Who cares?
10:22Yeah, I think it's like showing the pyramids
10:24to a generation that probably doesn't know what's happening
10:26and may not be that interested in them.
10:28They're not gonna be interested.
10:29Pyramids are the least interesting
10:32of the seven wonders of the world.
10:33Why would you say that?
10:34Oh, gosh, how'd they build it?
10:38I don't know, that's the entire thing behind the pyramids.
10:41What are the seven wonders, though?
10:42I don't know.
10:43Grand Canyon?
10:44Stonehenge, Niagara Falls, maybe?
10:47Who knows?
10:48Pyramid on the road.
10:49Add GPT to seven wonders in a second.
10:52I don't know if it's the seven wonders.
10:53I've never been impressed.
10:54I've never been impressed by the pyramids.
10:56I would like to see it.
10:57What do we have, Statue of Zeus at Olympia,
10:58Statue of Temple of Artemis.
11:00The pyramids are more exciting than that.
11:01Taj Mahal, Great Wall of China.
11:03Great Wall of China is very good.
11:04Great Wall of China is, the Colosseum is interesting.
11:06Tetra's really cool.
11:07So, Nate, are there any details?
11:08I realize the reason the pyramids are the best
11:11is because we don't know how they were built.
11:13I'm not, mystery doesn't do it for me.
11:16Scientifically, though, how is it even,
11:18yes, we know, so, like, built them.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Like, how do you get it, like, that perfect,
11:22I guess is the question.
11:22No, it is, it's super confusing.
11:25Can you look up what is he doing here?
11:27Like, what is the concept of the video?
11:28This is a stupid question, like,
11:29who can eat the most Big Macs without barfing?
11:31Like, it's gonna be, it's dumb.
11:32I feel like it's gonna be something borderline.
11:34I don't think all this stuff is dumb.
11:35It might even be a vlog.
11:36I'll say that.
11:37He had one that people were in his supermarket,
11:39and the guy who's in the supermarket all by himself,
11:40I'm a big solitary confinement guy, so I appreciate that,
11:42and the guy, every day he's there, he gets 10 grand.
11:45Let's see, what does it say?
11:46100 hours, oh.
11:49You have all three of the pyramids.
11:50That's pretty awesome.
11:51You're gonna let me explore anywhere I want
11:52in the pyramids.
11:53So let me just spend sleeping in the pyramids.
11:55You have them all to themselves?
11:56I don't know, I think that's cool.
11:58I think he's at the point, and he has been for a while,
12:00where he can pretty much do anything he wants
12:04and spare any expense for a video,
12:06knowing that it's going to make money back.
12:09But say this costs a million bucks to do.
12:12Oh, that's a lot more than that.
12:14Whatever, five million bucks.
12:15How is he making that money back
12:17unless he's doing ads within the thing?
12:19I don't think anyone understands how it makes money.
12:20Is it YouTube monetization?
12:22This guy's got a 500 million,
12:23he's worth 500 million dollars on that.
12:24He also puts it all back into the show.
12:26He's really good about it.
12:26He'll do a video that's massive,
12:28and he puts almost all of it back into the show.
12:30But he's saying, he's being the biggest Mr. Beast fan.
12:32I'm not a Mr. Beast fan.
12:33I'm just gonna support guys who do interesting stuff,
12:36I think going to pyramids,
12:37showing things that no one's seen publicly is cool.
12:40That's flat out good.
12:41But how, not to bring it back
12:43to the business of it again,
12:44but how does he have 500 million dollars?
12:47I've never seen him do a fucking ad read in my life.
12:51How does this guy have this much?
12:52Is it just off the algorithm?
12:53His videos have so many views.
12:55Oh, trust me, I know.
12:56You go through his things,
12:57they're all like hundreds and hundreds of millions of views.
12:58That must just bring in so much views.
12:59Imagine he goes in and he just gets crushed.
13:01Like a rock?
13:02Mr. Beast.
13:03By what do you call it, a trap.
13:06Like Indiana Jones?
13:07Oh yeah, imagine he finds us where the aliens live.
13:09Yeah, the alien finds it, unleashes a mummy.
13:11And they eat him up on camera?
13:12That'd be wild.
13:13And bringing Mr. Beast onto the pyramids
13:14feels like a recipe for a dark omen on the world.
13:17You know what I mean?
13:18Unleashing Mr. Beast.
13:18You really hate, I think your issue
13:19is you hate Mr. Beast too much.
13:20Why are you so anti-Mr. Beast?
13:21Why are you so pro-Mr. Beast?
13:22I'm not that pro, I'm just saying.
13:23You're the most pro person here.
13:25I'm advocate, no, I don't like that.
13:26I'm advocating people doing interesting stuff.
13:28Why are you against Mr. Beast?
13:29I don't want him doing it.
13:30If I want someone exploring the pyramids,
13:32I'd rather it be someone of like,
13:33I don't know, some archeological background.
13:35Oh, I'd fuck that.
13:36I don't want that.
13:36I'd rather Mr. Beast.
13:37That's what they're talking about.
13:38I don't want him going around with like
13:39the fucking Logan Paul in the suicide forest
13:41in this happy, like, oh, look at this rock.
13:43Like, I don't fucking care about that.
13:44I don't think it's that,
13:44I don't think there's two separate things.
13:46And I think it's anyone who's gonna provide
13:48interesting parts of the world to an audience
13:50that wouldn't get that typically is good.
13:52That's a plus.
13:53I don't want him doing it, I'm saying.
13:54I'd rather it be someone-
13:55You can do it, Mr. Beast.
13:56Yeah, I got your back.
13:57He's trying to get that Jerry bag.
13:58That's-
13:59No, it's not true.
14:00Oh!
14:01That fucking golf tournament.
14:01That's, I see, I see now.
14:03I wouldn't be allowed to do it.
14:04He didn't get it.
14:05He didn't get it.
14:06I wouldn't be allowed to do it.
14:06So it doesn't matter.
14:07Pornhub is set to block-
14:08You're the hater.
14:09It's your problem.
14:10Pornhub is set to block all Floridians
14:11from accessing their site on January 1st.
14:14I feel like this happens all the time.
14:15This happened a couple other states, right?
14:17What's the, the crux of it is what?
14:19Is it a credit card processing thing?
14:21Is that what it always-
14:22My understanding is, I thought it was a,
14:23like, you have to sign an H thing when you get in?
14:26Like, you have to put in your driver's license?
14:28All right, so here we go.
14:29Pornhub, one of the largest, most visited adult websites,
14:31has made a habit of blocking states-
14:33Update their ID, yeah.
14:34Adult site ID requirements.
14:37So Texas did it earlier this year.
14:38Basically, you have to put in an ID
14:40in order to visit the site.
14:41And the problem with that is obviously privacy.
14:44The other problem with that is once you put in your ID,
14:47they can now track who you are and what you're looking at.
14:50So if you are into, you know, tentacle hentai porn,
14:54and you're putting it on the website,
14:56and there's a data leak, your shit gets out,
14:58and everyone can know exactly who you are.
14:59That's what Ken Bone was into.
15:01Exactly.
15:02Ken Bone was doing hentai?
15:03Yeah.
15:03What do you guys think of this?
15:04Would you put in a ID?
15:06No.
15:06No, God, no.
15:07Absolutely not.
15:08There's a million other porn sites.
15:09Just go to a different one.
15:10So what if this becomes the norm, though?
15:11Like, 20 years from now, every single porn site,
15:13because they're trying to keep kids off these sites,
15:15has it, like, eventually we're going to reach a crux
15:17where you go back to magazines, right?
15:19No, you just go on Twitter.
15:21Yeah.
15:21Isn't that the only place people ever watch porn?
15:23Does anyone even go on Pornhub anymore?
15:25Yeah, I feel like it's like the meat and potatoes.
15:28Everyone's like, yes.
15:29All right.
15:30Meat and potatoes.
15:31That's standard.
15:32But you're not going to go if you have to do an ID?
15:34Now I figure.
15:35Look, I'm old, I'm married, I'm not doing a ton,
15:38I'm not looking at a ton of porn anyway,
15:40but if I was, I certainly would not be using my ID.
15:44Yeah.
15:45That sounds like a disaster.
15:47Mm-hmm.
15:47It's a very strange law to pass.
15:49Very strange way to spend our time.
15:50I have a feeling in 10 years,
15:53the fact that you think it's crazy
15:54to have to show an ID to get porn,
15:57people will be like, I can't believe you didn't have to.
16:00Remember when the internet was the wild, wild west?
16:01You don't have those conversations now.
16:02Like, we had 12-year-olds going to Pornhub during recess.
16:05We, like, can't have that.
16:07People look at the generation now and be like,
16:09I can't believe the stuff that you guys got just like that.
16:12I think you might be right, Nate.
16:13Yeah.
16:14I've always thought it's been oddly a little too easy
16:17to access hardcore porn on the internet.
16:19Oh, it's insane.
16:20Back when I was a kid, we had like a VHS tape,
16:22or you'd hope this cable scramble.
16:25If you can do it by accident, it's too easy.
16:27I mean, you can type anything in the Twitter search,
16:30and like your fourth result will be hardcore porn.
16:32Did you hear about like the Wicked thing,
16:33where like they made all these dolls for Wicked.com,
16:36and all these kids were accidentally
16:37going to a fucking porn site.
16:38Just as easy as that.
16:39Remember, do you guys ever have Woods Porn?
16:41Oh, yeah.
16:42Woods Porn?
16:43Yeah, the magazine.
16:43You put a magazine.
16:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:46But yeah, like older kids would have like a magazine,
16:49they'd leave it out in the woods,
16:50and like, you know, next year you go out,
16:51and they'd kind of probably be behind rocks and stuff,
16:53so it wouldn't get too ruined by the snow and rain.
16:55Woods Porn was like, that was a thing.
16:56We had a little like hut,
16:58where people would like jump their BMX bikes.
17:00Like, dude, I heard there's porn back there.
17:02And you would go, and there'd be Woods Porn.
17:03We'd pass around magazines.
17:04Like if you had like a penthouse,
17:06you happened to get your hands on,
17:07you'd give it to your buddy,
17:08and he'd have it for a week, and you'd pass.
17:09Like think about how gross that is.
17:12But we had, we were so limited.
17:13We just had the JCPenney underwear collection.
17:15We had that too.
17:16Oh, you better believe we had it.
17:17Sears.
17:18Sears, sorry, Sears underwear.
17:19Oh no, both.
17:20But sometimes you, you know.
17:21I feel like Sears had better options.
17:23They had the bustier models.
17:24Yeah.
17:25Yeah.
17:26Bustier models.
17:27Bustier models.
17:27I mean, you're getting a lingerie section,
17:29you want the bustier models, do you not?
17:30That's true, that's true.
17:31You do want them to fill it out.
17:31Yeah.
17:34We gotta talk about surviving Barstool.
17:36Ryan Whitney, the finger wag herd around the world.
17:39Whit.
17:40Whit, grab your torch.
17:43I didn't write a name down.
17:46I didn't, fuck it, it'll walk.
17:48This was one of the,
17:50I was on my couch laughing out loud
17:52when he got eliminated.
17:54Seeing the lead up, and it was great
17:56because it was almost, spoiler alert,
17:58it was him and Moves, and it was the final vote
17:59to see who got out, and Whitney got it,
18:01and he thought that Dave and Big Cat had voted for him.
18:05This finger wag, we can play it right now,
18:07was unreal.
18:09What do you guys think?
18:10What are you doing?
18:12What are you doing?
18:13I was pointing at him.
18:15Oh my God.
18:18What did he threaten you with?
18:20Friendship?
18:21I feel like you were there, I wanna hear
18:22what you had to say about it first.
18:23Well, I wasn't there, I was on the couch
18:24watching it from the house.
18:28But like, Dave and Dan, I know they split the votes,
18:31but they still basically voted for Whit,
18:34so I mean, I think he was right to.
18:35Wait, what do you mean?
18:36Well, I mean, they knew Whit was going home,
18:38but they knew that if they voted for Moves,
18:40they still had enough to send him home.
18:43It was an ends to a mean, like, that's not.
18:45But yeah, Whit was not happy,
18:48and then I don't know if they'll show some stuff
18:49back at the house, we'll see.
18:51It was genius, I guess maybe it was smart
18:55for them to break that alliance up now,
18:56to get Whit out, because the athletes
18:58are starting to dominate in a way
19:00where it's like, it doesn't even matter
19:01what the challenge is, they're like.
19:03God, that picture of Mincy's dirty ass feet.
19:06Yeah, Mincy would go, he would go out,
19:08so outside, behind that kitchen,
19:11it was like a basketball court,
19:12and you could kind of like walk around out there.
19:15Why is he walking around?
19:16I don't know. Your feet.
19:18There's also, there's something okay
19:19about walking around. There also was
19:20like a rooftop deck, and you could like
19:21walk around out there.
19:22It's nice to use power lines up here.
19:24If you're into being close to power lines,
19:25this is fun.
19:26But you know, you can see I'm wearing the socks,
19:28I didn't quite do that.
19:29Well, do that in the safety of your own home, not.
19:30Plumber, what was it, what was it like,
19:32what was the conversation like in the house?
19:34You, what did you, Mince, and Whitney talk about?
19:37I really don't want to say anything,
19:38because I don't know what else
19:39is going to be shown tonight, so.
19:41Was it awkward, can we say that?
19:42Um, no!
19:44I'm, I'm.
19:46Did you spend time together,
19:48or was it like you were all just in your room?
19:49Don't really want to say anything.
19:51All right, that's fair.
19:52No, you don't want to put your foot in your mouth.
19:53Yes, that's true.
19:54Liam's right there.
19:55I will say, so yeah, so Liam was there,
19:57you had some production people there,
19:58so it wasn't like, necessarily you were just
20:00like alone with them, but it wasn't,
20:04I don't know, like it wasn't as awkward as,
20:07maybe it was worse for, for weird,
20:09but like, Mincey's Mincey, like.
20:10Yeah, he's easy to talk to.
20:12It's just like, comical to have around.
20:14Like, Whit posted a video, uh, today,
20:16of like, Mincey trying to get this content idea,
20:19and Mincey pitched this content idea to us,
20:21like, four different times, so it was a lot of that.
20:24Guys, what's up?
20:25I'm here, hanging with Mincey.
20:27He just came up to me and said,
20:28I think I just had the greatest content idea of my life.
20:31I said, all right, let's film it.
20:33So here we go, Mincey.
20:34My life might be a stretch,
20:36but I have a really good moment of clarity
20:37where I realize we're coming to the SIPP,
20:41Georgia Ole Miss College Football Show.
20:44You know, we're real proud.
20:45You'll be there, right?
20:46Oh yeah, we got the brick,
20:47but I just want to thank Dave Portnoy and Brick Watch
20:50for supporting the Grove Collective.
20:51Let's see the watch, I'm zooming in.
20:52Yeah, to help raise money.
20:54Bank.
20:55We sold a bunch, and we're going to re-push,
20:58because we showed we're coming to the SIPP,
21:00when Brandon Walker has to step foot
21:03on Oxford, Mississippi's campus.
21:04Big Muppet, Brandon.
21:05All you Ole Miss fans are going to be wearing
21:08the Brick Watches to know that Barstool
21:09and Dave Portnoy supports Ole Miss and IL,
21:12and he has to be there to see it.
21:13Hotty fucking toddy.
21:15Hotty toddy.
21:16But we're going to sell,
21:17we're going to re-push these watches.
21:18Let's go.
21:19Because we sold a bunch to Ole Miss last year,
21:21where a thousand went to Ole Miss Collective,
21:23and Dave got a thousand.
21:25We're going to re-push them in front of coming to Ole Miss,
21:28and we're going to make Brandon Walker
21:29see all the Brick Watches when Barstool
21:31finally comes to the SIPP, and Dave Portnoy comes.
21:34We'll show that Dave Portnoy and Barstool
21:36support, support the Ole Miss football program.
21:39Hell yeah, damn.
21:41It was a lot of saying what he's going to do
21:43than just not doing any of it.
21:45Yeah, there was, so, okay, here's one thing I'll say.
21:48This is funny.
21:49So, Mincy and I are in the house,
21:53and Mincy's like, oh man, I don't know what I should do now.
21:56I'm like, well, Mincy, they told us we really shouldn't
21:58blog, they don't want us doing anything
21:59because it could give something away.
22:00He's like, no problem there.
22:01He's like, you don't need to tell me not to work.
22:04I said, that was very funny.
22:06So, I was like, yeah, that's a good line, good for him.
22:08All right, well.
22:08That made me laugh out loud, that was funny.
22:09I do like how he didn't say like a word.
22:11Just like, not a single word said, just.
22:14Yeah, nothing.
22:15Yeah, nothing, nothing to say.
22:16That was great.
22:17That was very, very good.
22:18Make sure you check out the next episode.
22:20Episode eight is coming out tonight at eight o'clock,
22:23and I know everybody says it,
22:27but I think the show is wild now.
22:29It only gets wilder.
22:31Oh, and I want to say one more thing.
22:31I promise.
22:32About every one of you motherfuckers on the internet
22:35who got mad at me for lying during whatever show I was on.
22:38Was it Surviving Barstool?
22:39In the Woods, in the other one?
22:41And now every, oh my God.
22:43Oh, Pat deceived someone on a reality show.
22:45Now look at what's happening.
22:47Everyone's doing the exact same fucking thing.
22:49That's the name of the game.
22:50That's what makes the game good.
22:52The more deception that goes on, the better the game is.
22:54So, I didn't forget,
22:55but make sure you check out the show tonight.
22:57It's going to be unreal.
22:58That is the rundown.
23:00Yeah.
23:01Unless you had something else.
23:02It just gets wilder.
23:03I'm just going to reiterate that.
23:04It just gets crazier.