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00:00Paul Skeens officially won the NL Rookie of the Year award and gave one of the most heartfelt
00:04speeches of all time. Do we have the speech? I actually have it memorized. Oh wow, okay.
00:10Let him go first and maybe you won't be as impressed. Can you hit us with the remix? Yeah.
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01:23Oh, that winning feeling. Before Kate sings anymore, let's get into our first topic,
01:30which is John Stamos bravely wearing a bald cap in solidarity with Full House co-star Dave
01:36Coulier, who has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer. I'll start off by saying now,
01:42ever since a week ago, first thing I think of when I think of Full House is the new Mandela effect
01:46that they never called Joey Uncle Joey. Yeah, that was wild. I was stunned by that. Brandon
01:52Walker brought it up on The Yak. And I, that Full House growing up was my show. If my parents wanted
01:59to get me, if I was being a pain in the ass, like the biggest punishment you could give me
02:02was I couldn't watch Full House that night or America's Funniest Home Videos. Those two
02:08cut me deep. You couldn't do anything. You couldn't go anywhere. There's no DVR. There's
02:12no Netflix. Right. You miss it. You miss it. But I watched every single episode over eight
02:17entire seasons. And I was fighting with Brandon on The Yak saying they absolutely called him
02:22Uncle Joey. That's blah, blah, blah. I thought he was blood relative, too, on the show. He wasn't.
02:26Yeah, I knew he wasn't. I knew he wasn't blood relative. But I was shocked. I would have bet
02:30my life that he was called Uncle Joey. I think there's a minor discrepancy because I think Jesse
02:35called him Uncle Joey here and there. But the thing is that the kids never did. So we can keep
02:39a little bit of our sanity because I feel like I definitely heard it at least once or twice.
02:43But regardless, let's get into this move, not even shaving his head and wearing a bald cap instead.
02:48Well, so Dave Coulier came out. He's got stage three Hodgkin's lymphoma. And he's like a really
02:53beloved dude. He's one of he just has that like cut it out, Mr. Woodchuck. But I think so many of
03:00us grew up with he was like one of the warmest characters on that show and has just been a good
03:04dude ever since. Except for that time he fucked Alanis Morissette over and she wrote that song
03:08about him. That's because that song is brutal. Every time I scratch my nails down someone else's
03:14back. I hope you think that's not a minute theater. You think that's better or worse than
03:19Stevie Nicks? Like you're gonna hear my voice forever. Yeah. The sound of my voice haunts you.
03:25Wasn't he also in that band? Yeah. And she like there was one performance where she's like
03:30looking at him stone face doesn't look at the audience at all and just sings it.
03:35That's tougher because he recovered like he's just like a beloved guy in America. Dave Coulier
03:39is just like, even the way he looks, he's just like a super likable dude. So as soon as he
03:43announced he had this cancer, like all the people that he worked with on that show came out in full
03:47support, including Uncle Jesse, aka John Stamos. And he's actually getting shit on right now.
03:53People are trying to like cancel him because he posted a photo with Dave Coulier, who's actually
03:59has a shaved head now because of his treatments. He put a uncle, I call him Uncle Jesse, but John
04:06Stamos put a bald cap on. It looks, I had to ask Chaps, I was like, before I read the caption,
04:09I was like, is this actually his bald head? It looks so smooth. Yeah. It looked like a smooth
04:13picture from like the TikTok filter. Yeah. It's like a bald filter. Mr. Clean filter.
04:18The better move for John Stamos would have been to just do nothing at all.
04:21Yeah. You can't be wearing the bald cap. People are saying it was like an easy out and like a
04:24corny thing to do when your friend actually has to shave his head and blah, blah, blah.
04:28I think they're both smiling in the picture. Dave Coulier seems fine with it. So who gives a shit?
04:33But, but you bet. Do you think he wishes that he shaved his head? Did it?
04:38I think if anything, he wishes that he didn't wear the bald cap. Cause I don't think anyone
04:42would have questioned him not shaving his head. He has, he has like an amazing head of hair and
04:47notorious head of hair. So I don't think anyone would have thought twice, but seeing that diver's
04:51cap on him, you're just like, what are you doing? That's kind of a weird cop out when an unnecessary
04:55cop out. Yeah. Kind of a weird thing. Um, an actual quote from a tweet, John Stamos needs his
05:01ass whooped for that bald cap. Have mercy. Am I right folks? That's uh, but yeah, people were
05:06super pissed about it. I think they were just having fun. Dave was in on it and it's a nothing,
05:11but you guys want to kill him, I guess. Yeah. It's a weird thing. I'll say it cancer survivor
05:16right here. I never expected anyone to shave their head. Um, the bald cap though, again,
05:22I could see how it comes off the right way, but no need to be getting mad at uncle Jesse at all
05:27over this. Yeah. Well, if Danny says, he's our resident expert, right? And that's how it goes.
05:32We speak for veterans and you speak for cancer. If you want to show your love,
05:36shave your eyebrows from your face. Casey Smith. All right. Now we are moving on to
05:43P Diddy in jail. Prosecutors reporting that he is in fact running in the jail,
05:48actively sabotaging any chance at bail he may have had. Yeah. Apparently he is paying other
05:55inmates for their phone time and then using their phone lines to contact people. I guess when you're
06:01in prison, you have like a very specific list of here's the only people you're allowed to contact.
06:06He's using other inmates phone lines to contact people outside that list. And they believe it's
06:10people that he's blackmailing and being like, keep your fucking mouth shut. And apparently he's
06:14already like running this fucking jail. And that's gotta be categorically untrue. If it's
06:22because if they did it, there's recordings. Like anytime that you have, if you're in jail
06:26or you're in prison, it records your phone call and everything is admissible unless you're talking
06:32to your attorney and you don't talk to your attorney through one of those phones. Every
06:35single thing is recorded because they want to monitor any type of contraband that goes in there.
06:41There's so many things that they monitor. He probably can buy because that's if you have a
06:46big commissary, like the money that you have, you can definitely buy different shit. And that's how
06:51they get all the food, like honey buns and all that stuff. So I don't doubt that somebody that
06:55rich would be doing that. But prosecutors are alleging he's paying off other inmates to use
07:01their accounts. And I don't know. Yeah, use their use their accounts. I could see that. But calling
07:07all of that would be recorded. He's he's doing too much funny business too early. He just got
07:14there. He's got to lay low a little bit. Right. He's already has a huge target on him. And this
07:18is not going to help. But I don't think he was getting bail anyways. Right. The story that I
07:22thought was interesting because he was in a big court case before. If we all recall the nightclub
07:27shooting of 1999, where several people were injured, his one of his bodyguards from the time
07:33claims that right before the verdict came out, was he going to be guilty and go to prison or not?
07:38He went into Central Park in New York City with like a shaman guy. And he saw this is the body
07:47guard saying he saw combs dropped to his knees before another man. And the man swirled smoke
07:52around him. It was burning sage. And then the bodyguard saw a man holding a Bible while praying
07:58over him, laying his hands on combs, then told combs to remove a white bird from a cage comes
08:03through the animal into the air and it flopped back down dead on the ground. And then guess what
08:08happened that afternoon? He was acquitted of the charge. Wow. So are we going to see more dead
08:14birds is what I'm concerned about. Honestly, he dropped to his knees and started sucking a little
08:19dick. That's not the baby. Well, no. And him perhaps. Maybe. But yeah, so I don't know. That's
08:24another big story that's going around right now. So just a real strange, strange bird, strange
08:30fella. Yeah, they accused Young Thug of the same thing. And he ended up getting off the RICO charge,
08:35which getting out of a RICO charge is difficult. He's on like what three years house arrest or
08:42something absurd, though. You're more than a white bird. And he's on probation for 15 years. 15 years
08:48can't do anything. Damn. All right. So next we got Paul Skeens officially won the NL Rookie of the
08:54Year award and gave one of the most heartfelt speeches of all time. Do we have the speech?
08:59I actually haven't memorized. Oh, wow. Okay, but let him go first. And maybe you won't be as
09:05impressed when you hit us with the remix. Yeah. Congratulations, Paul, from all of us. What does
09:10this honor mean to you right now? This is cool. There you have it. That's all he's got. I will
09:22say he was a guest on the act. Lovely guy. Badass dude. Incredible athlete. Man, a few words. Yeah.
09:27Just happens to be, I think, who he is. I think you want that from your ace that is going to be
09:32there. You don't want all kind. Just throw. That's all he does is throw and be with Olivia. What is
09:38your name? Liv Dunn. Liv Dunn. Yeah. Raise her up. To play devil's advocate, though, it's like,
09:44you know, you were expecting to get asked about this. Thought maybe you had two or three lines
09:48prepared, but you're right. It was cool. Just be yourself, I guess. It was cool, period. I mean,
09:52I want to thank my teammates, too, like the very traditional quarterback kind of answer.
09:57I like that. It's cool. You're right. That's getting more remembered than I want to thank my
10:01mom, God, my teammates. All right. Paul Skeens. Quality over quantity when it comes to words from
10:08Paul Skeens. I like to think he's got crippling social anxiety like me. And so he's a great
10:14athlete. Really, really cool dude. But then just just can't function when he's in front of a mic.
10:19And he just keeps talking and rambling like me if he if he does. So it's best to keep quiet.
10:24And then in that way, I'm just like Paul Skeens. We're the same. You are. Does he have a bad back
10:28or no? Not yet. Not yet. Good. Yeah. So we're the same guy. All right. Football is back in full gear
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11:28How often would you actually eat cheesesteaks while living in Philly?
11:32Growing up, Sunday was our big football Sundays. Two dozen hot wings,
11:38cheesesteaks for the whole family, and a large pizza was the move.
11:41Okay. That was a great move.
11:42And then maybe one other time a week would be cheesesteaks, but...
11:45I wasn't sure if it was like deep dish in Chicago where really you're eating maybe twice a year.
11:49It's like a luxury, if anything.
11:50No, we genuinely, we were crushing a lot. It's good. Healthy.
11:54And our last topic of the day, the famous Russian ballet dancer,
11:58Putin critic and opponent of Russia's invasion of Ukraine, Vladimir Shklyarov.
12:06Shklyarov, yeah.
12:08Has died at the age of 39. He fell out from a window of his fifth floor apartment in St.
12:14Petersburg.
12:15Now, Danny, are you familiar with how often this happens in Russia?
12:19I am not. Can you tell me more? It's the first I'm hearing about this, actually.
12:22I can. So since 2022 of suspicious deaths like this of CEOs of banks,
12:29anybody that's been a high level person that is rich, connected to one of the oligarchs
12:34that has been against the Ukraine invasion, most have died. And it's either through murder
12:40where they're found in a hotel room with their whole families. They do poisoning.
12:47They do falling out of window. There's 26. I counted it up. 26 window fallings.
12:53Wow. They need to start investing in some guardrails. Are they immediately
12:59suspicious? No one's actually believing that they're falling out of a balcony.
13:03It's kind of an open secret. Everybody knows exactly what it is and exactly why it's happened.
13:10But if you're in Russia, you don't fucking say it because you're going to be the next one to
13:13fall out a window. You'd be surprised at how many times. There's actually a Wikipedia page
13:17where you can go through the whole list and see everybody. How many times it's hospital windows
13:21that they have fallen out of? I don't know anybody in America. I never see stories of
13:25people falling out of hospital windows. I feel like that's. And again, like a lot of times,
13:29too, the whole family, it's like you don't see it's a whole thing. So a lot of fake strokes,
13:34a lot of fake. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But basically, if you speak out about it and it happens to like,
13:42say, I'm an oligarch in Russia who speaks out against the invasion of Ukraine and then I
13:46move to Britain. His team finds you wherever you go and like, so it's happening in other countries
13:52and like whatever he hunts people down. Even here in the US, there's been some suspicious deaths of
13:56Russians who have spoken out. But at this point, it's almost like this sick joke where it's
14:00everybody's like, oh, fell out a window. You know, you speak out, you fall out a window. That's kind
14:04of the kind of the move. So, yeah, hospitals here, you can't even open the window for that reason.
14:10The window. Yeah. So maybe they just need to change their windows.
14:13And they'll say it's suicide. And it'll be there's one incidence where a guy was in a hospital,
14:18hung himself. And then in the next room over, they found his wife and kids like that were
14:23murdered, stacked up on the bed. Jesus. So it's like, yeah, sorry, not to bring the vibe down.
14:28Yeah. It's a whole to-do over there. Covering all the basics today. Cancer, Russian deaths.
14:38Sorry, go on, Traps. No, just like the ballet dancer. He was a very handsome guy.
14:44Yeah, this guy, that one guy shot himself in the chest five times. I don't think it's possible. I
14:48don't think you can do such a thing. Five times. Yeah. So I assume you kind of have to be a little
14:53bit famous for to even be on their radar in the first place. Or is that is that the only way
14:58they're going to find out if you're actually against them? Or can like a 25 year old from
15:02Russia tweet something? So Stephanie has the list up. There's like a foreign minister. There's a
15:06creative director of IT, a big IT companies. There's founders of different things, construction
15:14companies that are required to do different things for the Russian government. There's
15:18director of the director general, CEOs of banks, former generals. It's all kinds of stuff. Anything
15:26that was against Putin, you end up on this list. So far, it's been 64. I would move into a trailer,
15:32I think somewhere close to the ground. Yeah, sure. Yeah, no balconies. No balconies at all.
15:40All right, well, transitioning to a lighter note, I believe we have a video of Frank Cooke's that
15:45I'm excited to watch. And it's basically just him about to burn down Fidelberg's apartment,
15:50I want to say. Now I have a question. Why is fight sacrificing his apartment for this?
16:04I have no idea. That's enough smoke that it's gonna stay whatever he's cooking,
16:08that's gonna stay deep in his clothes for a long time. I'd say open the balcony door,
16:12let it air out. But I don't know Frank's views on Russia. Yeah, we don't know his views on Russia.
16:16That might be the most Frank and Jinx like, video of all time, like Frank's freaking out
16:21trying to cook something. Jinx doing everything he can to keep things on the rails. Having his
16:26big old blanket dissipate in the smoke and calming Frank down verbally. Jinx is a man who needs he
16:32needs more support. We need to get provide Jinx a little more support because I think he might be a
16:36man on the brink. He's got a lot. When he he had a tweet a little while ago, probably three,
16:42maybe three years ago, I don't know timeline is terrible. Where he was like, I've had like five
16:46days off since I've been with Frank. Yeah, like that's a big time job. Who do you think is more
16:51attached to their content person? Jinx or Austin? To Dave? Yeah. I'm gonna say Jinx.
16:59Yeah. Jinx is like a borderline bedside nurse too. He's staying at Frank's. Yeah.
17:07He's on call 24 seven basically. What were they even cooking a Thanksgiving meal? Yeah,
17:11it looks like Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving had a little gravy. Oh my god. Love it.
17:18Yeah, shout out to Fidelberg for letting Frank go to his house. I think I'd rather let like my
17:23kids throw an underage party there. Yeah, he's braver than the US Marines for doing that.
17:27I'd say so. If you've seen that man cook ribs, you should not let him in your kitchen.
17:31I am concerned of the lack of smoke detector. That should definitely be a smoke detector
17:38situation. I'm surprised it didn't set off the building sprinklers. Right. It's a tough.
17:44Frank cook videos are about the journey, how we got there and not the goal. I will say something
17:48I noticed here that it pissed me off in general lately. I feel like ceiling fans are becoming
17:53more and more rare. The place I live in now and that does, you just turn the ceiling fan on at
17:58full speed. You don't need to have three people, you know, blowing blankets right there. I have
18:03been in different moving to different apartments since I was 18. And I feel like the house I'm in
18:08now is like the first time I've had ceiling fans the whole time. Maybe I'm just poor.
18:17My first like big apartment, I got I was so pumped to have this townhouse in Virginia.
18:23And I go in, I like get the keys at like 9pm. I go in there and there's not a single overhead
18:29light except for in the bathroom. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I guess ceiling fans just aren't
18:35trendy anymore. But they are just as effective. They really do a good job. And that was talking
18:39lights and fans and all that kind of stuff. Very exciting. All right, that is the rundown. Thank
18:45you all for tuning in and we will see you next week when we're back here in Chicago.
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