Nick Sirianni Is Having A Mental Breakdown | Barstool Rundown | October 14, 2024
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00:00Nick Sirianni going at the crowd after.
00:03Is he having a mental breakdown?
00:05The yelling at the fans, shaved head, yelling at the fans,
00:09then using his kids as like, uh...
00:13A pop.
00:14He knows what the people want and he's trying to give them that.
00:17And then he's like gone too far.
00:23One down, Monday, October 14th.
00:27Boys, happy Indigenous Peoples' Day.
00:30Columbus Day.
00:33It's Columbus Day.
00:35Nope.
00:35As a father of Italians, Rone, you're Italian.
00:39I'm a father of Italians.
00:41It's Columbus Day.
00:43Did they just come out today saying Columbus is Jewish, though?
00:46Did you see that report that Columbus is claiming Jewish?
00:49I saw that and I was just like, I don't know if this is real
00:52or if this is just like, you know, Twitter's gotten very anti-Semitic.
00:56I don't know what's going on.
00:59So happy, yeah, happy Jewish Columbus Day.
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01:29Doug, can you switch to that camera?
01:32You don't know how.
01:33Happy Indigenous Peoples Day.
01:35Oh, no. Oh, hey, Doug.
01:38No, no, not your camera.
01:39This one right here. That's perfect.
01:41There we go. Yeah.
01:43Now I can look at you guys.
01:44Amazing. And into the camera.
01:47All right, let's do it.
01:48Eye contact is important.
01:49I've said this for a long time.
01:52You have to work on it.
01:54Do you remind yourself to work on it?
01:57Is it a forced behavior?
01:58Is it something you have a natural aversion to?
02:00You have to tell yourself I don't understand it.
02:02Remember, remember, you can do this.
02:04Eye contact. Eye contact is important.
02:07No, but we had all eyes on the screen in London early yesterday.
02:12Oh, nice. Bears.
02:14That was a good transition. Looking good.
02:16Caleb looks awesome.
02:17Caleb does look awesome. How better are you?
02:19I'm very, very excited.
02:20I've been dealing with the I jumped into the into the mud this morning
02:25going after some of the haters.
02:27Yeah, I'm excited.
02:28The Bears have beaten really bad teams.
02:30But guess what?
02:31Beating bad teams is part of the business.
02:33You got to if you want to be a good team, you got to kill the bad teams.
02:36There's going to be some some rough stretches ahead
02:39with some of the scheduling that we have coming up.
02:41But I don't care because he looks awesome.
02:44And that's all I care about right now is is him getting better every week.
02:47And he's gotten better every week.
02:48And I will not apologize for going four and two.
02:52And it's not even like he's like DJ Moore had like a fine game,
02:56but it's like he's doing it.
02:58It's not like he's just throwing like little hitches and DJ
03:00Moore's got 200 yards after the catch or whatever.
03:03Yeah. The Keenan Allen touchdown pass where he threw he threw him open
03:08back shoulder.
03:09That was a pass where I know the Jaguars defense is the I think
03:13their past defense is the last in the league. Get it.
03:17That's the old Dan Marino.
03:18There's no defense for a perfect pass.
03:20And that was a perfect pass.
03:21So that was like that was one of those things where it's not.
03:24Oh, man, the Jags have guys falling down and just getting blown by.
03:28He threw a perfect pass.
03:29He's been doing that. He's reading the field.
03:30He's got poise in the pocket. Offensive line playing better.
03:33I'm excited. I'm excited.
03:34I'm not going to let everyone yuck my yum.
03:36What is your percentage belief that the Bears will be in the playoffs this year?
03:42Uh, I would say I'm 50 50.
03:46I'm 50 50.
03:47They have week 10 is when they start this gauntlet
03:51where they play every team in the NFC North.
03:53The NFC North, by the way, is
03:5517 and five overall, plus 211 point differential, which is insane.
04:00The top four teams point differential in the entire NFL or in the NFC North.
04:06So they play all the NFC North teams
04:09and they also play the Seahawks and the 49ers.
04:12So I I think there's a 50 50 chance.
04:16I'm not I'm not there.
04:17We got to see when they start playing some real teams.
04:19Those will be like big measuring stick games.
04:21So I'm not getting my head of myself and being like this team is incredible.
04:24I'm just happy they're good and they're winning the games they should win,
04:27which is the Bears historically don't win the games they should win.
04:30So it's a good thing.
04:32Out of all my years of Bucks fan, there have been some very bad years.
04:35I've been a couple of great years, but the most memorable year was 2010.
04:40And we were not good, but we beat every bad team.
04:43And it was a it was a team where it was Raheem Morris, 10 and 60.
04:46We just missed the playoffs due to tiebreaker.
04:48We beat every team that we should have been
04:50and every team that we shouldn't have beat. We lost to.
04:53So that was one of the more enjoyable season because you knew exactly
04:56where the team stood and they were consistent.
04:58Steven, did you just say the most memorable season was 2010 of you?
05:03We have multiple Super Bowls.
05:05I don't want to say it was it was the most fulfilling
05:08because we overachieved expectations and you knew exactly what seemed like.
05:11They never let you down.
05:13It's more fulfilling than the Super Bowl.
05:16I would take a Super Bowl.
05:17I'm just going to say that right now.
05:19They're sick.
05:20Steven, I want to know what your your pre draft book on Caleb Williams
05:25was and give me a fresh scouting report.
05:27Where were you at? Where are you at?
05:29I liked Caleb Williams. I had him number one.
05:32I had Jaden Dennis.
05:33I mean, it's not surprising these guys are the two top.
05:36They went one, two. And yeah, they're showing.
05:38I mean, Caleb looks really good.
05:40He does do something that is both good and bad,
05:43where he buys a lot of time, which leads to a ton of exciting plays.
05:47Sometimes it does lead to sacks, but it does.
05:49It does. He does.
05:51He's not Mahomes as far as like being able to buy a ton of time,
05:54look downfield to make a great play every time.
05:56But there are flashes of he does a lot of that.
05:58He has a little bit of and big.
06:00And I feel like you I would love to hear it.
06:02I feel like he has some big bend in him where he does
06:05a lot of the buy time and he has a lot of great plays.
06:08But then sometimes they they backfire.
06:10But he can also lead them out of those.
06:12So, yeah, yeah, for sure.
06:14His eyes are always downfield.
06:15I'm a little more mobile.
06:16He showed some really good mobility yesterday with his legs.
06:19Yeah, he's not running to because his first reads not there.
06:23He's running because the defense is giving it to him
06:25or he's extending plays, which is great.
06:27He's he's he's a passer first.
06:29That's that's the that's the important part.
06:31He wants to pass the ball like Bonex is just running around.
06:35Bonex is just like sprinting around, just running backwards.
06:38And it looks cool and it's exciting, but it's a different thing
06:41that's going on with Caleb.
06:42I think, yeah, Bonex is I mean, it's crazy because Bonex is like someone
06:47that we've I feel like I've been watching Bonex for half of my life
06:50because he played in college football for so long.
06:52And yeah, I'll give Bonex the same grace that I want people to give Caleb
06:58and that there'll be bad games and good games.
07:00But I also feel like I know Bonex a lot better than any of the other rookie
07:04quarterbacks. Yeah, because he's twenty nine.
07:08About to turn 30 this year.
07:10Yeah. Yeah.
07:12Roan, your Eagles quite a
07:16an ugly win over a objectively bad team in Cleveland.
07:21Nick Sirianni going at the crowd after.
07:24What are your thoughts on that?
07:25I mean, they should have won this.
07:26It was it was a lot in this game.
07:28It was nine. Nine.
07:31And they won by four, right?
07:32Twenty sixteen. Yeah.
07:34Don't apologize, Roan.
07:35Don't apologize.
07:37I would never apologize.
07:38But Sirianni going crazy.
07:40Here's where I'm at with Sirianni.
07:42I feel like I'm an old Vegas tycoon who married a showgirl.
07:48And this showgirl was like a beautiful singer.
07:52And she just crushed it.
07:54She would go on stage and she would wow people.
07:57And there was a year, a couple of years ago
07:59where she was basically at the top of the game, just this incredible singer.
08:04And now we're a couple of years later.
08:07And there's a little bit of luster that's worn off.
08:10She maybe has an alcohol problem.
08:12Some lines are there that we didn't see before.
08:15She's not really hitting the notes the same way.
08:17No new songs, really.
08:19And I don't know what to do with her because at some ways it's cheaper to keep her.
08:25You know, in some like for it, we don't know what's out there.
08:29We don't know if we wind up with another showgirl,
08:32if we're going to have Kellen Moore be our showgirl.
08:34Is that going to work?
08:35Is that going to make sense for us?
08:37So for the time being, we're hoping that we can get to two years ago
08:40when we were at the Mirage and it was sparkling.
08:43And this win feels like a good performance.
08:46And like maybe she just hit the same notes, you know, a long pass to AJ Brown.
08:51It works. Nothing new, really.
08:52But afterwards, almost like she sang well, but then she threw a martini
08:56in somebody's face or something like that.
08:58And it was just like, OK, on paper it worked.
09:01But like how long can we stay in this relationship?
09:05She is.
09:06Sirianni is is a great analogy.
09:09Sirianni is yet like going further in that analogy.
09:13Like all your friends when you started dating the showgirl were like, dude,
09:16be careful. I think she might be crazy.
09:18And now she's starting to act crazy.
09:21And all your friends like we kind of saw that coming.
09:24Like, yeah, she's fucking crazy.
09:26Is he having a mental breakdown?
09:27That was the the yelling at the shaved head, yelling at the fans,
09:33then using his kids as like a prop.
09:37Yeah, it is a prop, which I know he's done it before.
09:40So it's like not it wasn't the first time he's ever done it.
09:42But it did feel deliberate when he has that exchange on the sidelines.
09:48And he's like, here, my kids don't ask the hard questions.
09:50Is he having a mental breakdown?
09:52There's like a stuttering, stammering inconsistency with the messaging.
09:58Even when you look at his postgame speech in the locker room,
10:02it's the same timber as the press conference where it's like he's not all there.
10:06He can't exactly land on the notes.
10:08They're telling him to be more himself.
10:10But I don't think he knows who himself is. Yeah.
10:14I don't think he knows what the people want.
10:15And he's trying to give them that.
10:17And then he's like gone too far.
10:20I think that if he could just sit and sit in the back seat
10:23and just let Kellen Moore be Kellen Moore, that would be the best.
10:26But he like there's an ego that comes with being an NFL coach, I think.
10:30Yeah.
10:30So Kellen Moore is not fully running his offense
10:33based on all the routes being run and stuff like that.
10:34But this is so funny because this is just like when
10:39Sass asked for the raise and then didn't get it.
10:41And then immediately shaved his head.
10:43Yeah. Like nothing's wrong.
10:45Yeah. Perfectly normal.
10:46Or when weird haircut or not weird haircuts that when Pirate Simon got accused
10:50of downloading the pirate porn and he got he got a haircut like the next day.
10:54And he was like, why did you get a haircut?
10:56It is when you get a haircut like that, it is usually an admission of guilt.
11:00Yeah. Buzzcut specifically.
11:02Yeah. He's trying to do a drastic change of what's on his head.
11:06He needs to change what's in his head, honestly.
11:08But he doesn't know the difference.
11:10You know, I threw this out there to Max Rohn.
11:12I'd like to hear your thoughts.
11:13What if if Jeffrey Lurie released a statement today
11:18and was like, hey, we saw what Nick Sirianni did.
11:22We are of the fans are the most important part of this franchise.
11:26They are the lifeblood of this franchise.
11:28We have fired Nick Sirianni.
11:31You don't talk to our fans like that.
11:32What would you what would you take?
11:35It would kind of just be like having the hard conversation
11:38of cutting the cord because you have nothing to instill the
11:43confidence that you need as a fan.
11:45So I think that if you I mean, it's a good enough excuse.
11:48It's like one small thing happens in the office and it's like, OK, you're fired.
11:51Like that was like enough of a excuse to be like, here's your papers.
11:56We need you to get the fuck out of here.
11:58I want them to have the fans back, but I don't know what it would look like
12:01to teams win Super Bowls with different personnel coming in midway,
12:06like different different ideas.
12:08You know, you need a lot of a runway.
12:10And this seems to be a talented roster.
12:13But like you're squeaking out a win against the Browns team
12:15that has the worst quarterback in the NFL, an offensive line
12:19that's completely not there, missing their three top safeties.
12:22And you can barely beat them. Why?
12:25Yeah. Yeah.
12:26Although that block or kick was crazy.
12:29I you guys see, I have a new thought on Sean Watson
12:32because everyone's just shitting on him, obviously, rightfully so.
12:34He's the worst quarterback in the NFL.
12:37I actually am a spin zone.
12:39This probably doesn't help Browns fans, but I'm now looking at it differently
12:43because everyone's like, hey, they should bench to Sean Watson.
12:47I think they should keep playing him because this is the only way
12:50that he will ever get justice for anything he's done in his in the past.
12:55Like he is so bad at playing quarterback
12:58and they make him keep going to play quarterback.
13:00It's a it's public torture.
13:02It's actual torture.
13:03And I'm I'm I'm actually like down for it.
13:06Like I don't I want them to keep trotting him out
13:08because this is the only way he'll get karma.
13:10And it could be like TJ Watt can almost act as one of the guys
13:14who goes around and hunts pedophiles and just like
13:18like hits him over the head with a pumpkin or whatever.
13:20Oh, you saw that video?
13:21That was crazy.
13:22You nailed it with the pumpkin.
13:24But it's like a cold.
13:26If TJ Watt goes and fucks him up, it's almost like vigilante justice
13:30where it's like, OK, he's gotten his comeuppance.
13:32And then from the Browns perspective, you can just draft the new quarterback
13:35instead of trying to force, you know, whatever type of buyout
13:39or cat pit they're going to need to take.
13:41You can move on that way.
13:43Yeah. Make him go like, could you think of anything worse
13:45than being objectively horrendous at your job
13:50and your and your employer being like, no, you have to keep doing it.
13:53And like we all know you suck and everyone's watching you suck.
13:57And we're not going to give you the relief of benching you.
14:00We want to we want to publicly shame and torture.
14:03Yeah, that's what they're doing.
14:04It sucks for Browns fans that they have to be, you know,
14:07embroiled in this whole thing.
14:09But that's how I'm going to view the rest of the season,
14:11as long as they keep starting to show them what's going to be like good
14:14public torture.
14:15And it's almost like Kevin Stefanski is the captain of the ship,
14:18and he's just going to stay on the ship as it sinks to make sure
14:22that Deshaun Watson also drowns, just that he'll just drive him.
14:26And he's like, you're not you're not getting out.
14:27We're not getting any buckets.
14:28We're sinking. We're going down with the ship together.
14:31Yeah. Yeah. That's how I'm viewing it now.
14:34Tough scene in Cleveland.
14:36Moving on to you're doing a great job hosting, Jay.
14:40Thanks. Thanks.
14:41Picking my spots.
14:43Moving on to New Orleans, where another tough scene.
14:46The Bucs dropped 51 highest offensive output in franchise
14:52history as far as yardage.
14:55The Bucs were leading thirty one to twenty seven going.
14:58That's the third story.
15:00That's the third story for the Lions.
15:04No, Bucs, Bucs, Saints.
15:05Oh, OK, got it.
15:09Did I say the line? Sorry.
15:11No, no, no, no. I was.
15:12I thought maybe we would talk about what the Lions and the Cowboys
15:15before we talked about the Bucs.
15:16I didn't even think we'd talk about the Bears.
15:18But yeah, go Bucs.
15:20Oh, sorry. I'm just going to.
15:22Yep. Are we doing every game?
15:25No. OK. OK.
15:28Keep going. The Bucs were up thirty one.
15:31Twenty seven women.
15:31Manders Ravens. That felt more.
15:33OK, no, keep going. Keep going. Sorry.
15:35Bucs, we have to talk about the Bucs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:37Because Bucs Saints, this NFC South interdivision.
15:40I mean, it's I'll tell you what, around the office today,
15:43Steven's not even here.
15:45It's just I've gotten into three separate conversations about Bucs Saints.
15:49Oh, yeah. On the streets of New York City, people are talking about it.
15:53People, cops are arguing with firefighters about it.
15:56I just wanted to bring out the the Saints are down by four points.
15:59Minty tweeted, it's the most important quarter of the black and gold season
16:03tonight, and they proceeded to give up 20 straight points and lose by a bajillion.
16:07Yeah. So the Bucs moved to tie the top of the NFC South.
16:11We don't have to talk about this game.
16:12Obviously, there's a lot of stuff going on yesterday.
16:14The Bucs are great.
16:15They're they're becoming pretty there.
16:16I hate them, which is probably a sign that they're really good.
16:19Like they're becoming one of the more hateable teams in the league right now.
16:23Got a talent. Good rookie running backs.
16:24I also hate them, and I don't think they're that good.
16:29They're under there are there.
16:30They were under Super Bowl contenders list.
16:34That's not my list.
16:35That's my computer.
16:36My computer is my computer, because that's not me.
16:39I mean, the computer disagree on a lot of things.
16:42Oh, OK. Well, yeah, it's just data.
16:45I don't like the Bucs a little bit.
16:47No, I don't. I do not.
16:48You're such you're such a horrendous person to have to sit
16:51and sit next to you in the gambling game that I will never like the Bucs.
16:55And I like Baker Mayfield.
16:56I want Baker.
16:57You've put me in a terrible 30 to one MVP right now.
17:00You're 100 to one when I gave it out.
17:02Terrible spot where I like Baker Mayfield and root for him
17:06and want him to do well.
17:07But I cannot.
17:08I mean, I we wrote I don't know if you saw the stream
17:10when Chase snapped at me last was last week.
17:13I lost I lost like twenty thousand dollars on the Bucs
17:18losing to the Falcons.
17:19And I was kind of happy because I was like, I, Jay, Jay,
17:22being miserable is worth that.
17:24It's crazy that like I bet on the Bucs and found myself rooting
17:28against my own bet because of what he is.
17:32It was worth it to lose that much.
17:33You almost paid that amount just to get under his skin.
17:36What did you say to him, Steven?
17:39Why would you do that?
17:41Well, I snapped the Bucs.
17:44The Bucs blew a lead.
17:45Big Cat, as Kirk Cousins is dropping back, the Bucs are blowing this cover.
17:49They're going to blow the game.
17:51Kirk Cousins, one and a half seconds later, throws a pass.
17:54Guy breaks tackle for a touchdown.
17:57And obviously in that moment, I'm extremely upset.
17:59And I just say, why did you do that?
18:01But why did I speak the truth that the Bucs are running out of gas?
18:05Why did you know, Paul?
18:06Yeah, pretty much.
18:08I got I got yelled at for knowing ball.
18:12Nikki's not right off day in the cave for knowing ball yesterday.
18:15Oh, he's the worst.
18:16He's the most selfish guy we got.
18:18It's not even close.
18:19Nikki Smokes is on an all time selfish run right now.
18:22I saw that tweet only against Big Cats.
18:25Yeah. Oh, that's what he was doing.
18:26Well, no, it wasn't even that.
18:27I don't care. You can root against me.
18:29Everyone's got their own bets.
18:31Yes, he is the guy who like when it's so obvious.
18:34So the Eagles, it was the Eagles game run.
18:37They throw that pass to A.J.
18:38Brown with a minute and 40 left and the Browns have one timeout left.
18:42And Nikki Smokes is freaking out that the Eagles are going to score
18:45and cover the spread whenever it was like, dude, the game is over.
18:48He's like, are you sure?
18:49Are you sure the game's over?
18:50It's like, shut the fuck up, dude.
18:52The game is over.
18:53Know how fucking time works.
18:55You know, time worked right there at a timeouts.
18:58There's like a less far less than two minutes left.
19:01Take it just like it is a first down.
19:04It's game over victory formation.
19:05Yeah. And they use their last time out on that play.
19:07Yeah. So that's that's that's the that's what it would piss me off.
19:11It's not I don't anyone can root against my bets.
19:13It's the fact that he's just like he's the guy's like, oh, it's
19:16they're going to score. They're going to score.
19:17It's like, no, it's actually like if you've watched any football
19:20ever in your life, you know, this is a kneel down situation.
19:23Know some ball. Know some ball.
19:24He also got donuts and put them back.
19:27He's eating people. He's eating everyone's wings.
19:29And I like him because here's the thing.
19:31I'll say that in defense of Nicky Smokes, he knows that he is a tough hang.
19:37So like, I can't be like really mad at him.
19:40Like, I actually end up liking him because it would be one thing
19:42if he was like, no, I'm not like the things you're saying about me are wrong.
19:47He's like, yeah, you're right.
19:48So I'm like, all right.
19:49Like, that's we kind of like have a very good understanding.
19:52And I like I do like having him around.
19:54There's certain moments where I'm like, I want to put a bullet in my head,
19:57but that's also part of the gambling game.
19:59But he's also like a bulldozer trying to parallel park in a compact lot.
20:02Dude, he just is all over the place.
20:04He's just mowing people down.
20:06Just yeah, he doesn't know his size.
20:07Even that's who he is.
20:10You know, that's why we have him.
20:11And he he has a purpose.
20:13And sometimes the purpose bothers me, but I can't stay bothered.
20:17Bulldozer parking is a funny image of the Reds.
20:21All right. Last night, Lions killed the Cowboys.
20:23The worst home loss in Jerry Jones's tenure for owning the Cowboys.
20:29I mean, this was ugly from the start.
20:31Aiden Hutchinson, obviously very bad injury.
20:33Broken tibia, I believe, already has had emergency surgery on it in Dallas.
20:38Roan, what are your thoughts on seeing your NFC East rivals
20:41just get humbled to death?
20:43Amazing to see it happen.
20:45It's it's on Jerry Jones birthday.
20:47That's such a blessing.
20:49You could tell it meant a little bit more to the Lions.
20:52They're just running, you know, hooking ladders to offensive tackles.
20:56They're emptying out the playbook.
20:58They look so good.
21:00Their defense looks so good.
21:01Their D-backs look so good.
21:03They're dissecting the Cowboys team, who is maybe the most one
21:08note team in the league.
21:09Like if they can't get like an 18 yard crosser to C.D.
21:13Lamb, they're not doing shit.
21:15The Cowboys should be worried.
21:18The the Lions, even without Hutchinson, Hutchinson
21:21may be one of the best, like five defensive line players in the league.
21:26Their their defense is still sick.
21:27Ali McNeil on their defensive line.
21:29Still amazing.
21:30And as an Eagles fan, I almost don't want the Eagles
21:34to get rid of Nick Sirianni right now because Ben Johnson is going to like
21:39people are going to be salivating over Ben Johnson next offseason.
21:43They're going to be backing up the Brinks truck and drowning this man in money.
21:47And I want to I want to put a bid in.
21:49He looks awesome.
21:50It was also like he they hate the Cowboys clearly,
21:54and they hated him from last year.
21:57Ben Johnson was just doing tricks on it.
21:59He was just going fucking like empty.
22:01They tried three different plays, four different plays, I think, to linemen,
22:06which was awesome.
22:07So I yeah, it was the Lions are scary.
22:10Good on offense.
22:11I don't know what their defense is going to look like with Aiden Hutchinson out,
22:14but their their offense just has dudes everywhere.
22:17And it's just so sweet.
22:20So sweet to watch Jerry Jones on his birthday.
22:22And he's like, this was a shocker.
22:24Really? The Cowboys aren't good.
22:26They're not their bad team right now.
22:29And they're there when you look at their salary cap, how they spent the money,
22:32like no, no one's performing.
22:34Maybe C.D. Lamb is performing to his expectations, but nobody who they've paid
22:39is performing to where they paid.
22:41It's just a massive mismanagement of funds.
22:44And they're going to have to you know, they're going to have to.
22:48I don't know what they can do.
22:49They just signed back.
22:50I think the smartest thing they could do and they won't do it
22:54because it's Jerry Jones and he doesn't want to give up the illusion
22:57of like going all in.
22:59They should trade Michael Parsons.
23:01They could get two fresh rounders, maybe three for Michael Parsons.
23:04And you because like you're going to have to pay him
23:07and now your depth is going to get hurt even more.
23:09I if I were the GM of the Cowboys, I would trade Michael Parsons
23:12for an absolute haul and try to and be like, all right,
23:15we got Dak for another five years, whatever.
23:17And try to rebuild like that
23:19because you can get better quickly through the draft.
23:21So that would be what I would do.
23:23I don't want to be a poor Dak guy, but they've done nothing to to like
23:28give him weapons other than C.D. Lamb.
23:31There's there's nobody that can help him.
23:33There's nobody that's OK.
23:35What? He's Ferguson's badger.
23:38I don't want to be a poor Dak guy either.
23:42Perfect. Yeah, I'm not going to run a game.
23:47Did you guys see that Cowboys cornerback Jordan Lewis
23:50slid into a Monroe St.
23:52Brown's DMS and was just like shit talking him.
23:55A monitor said was just talking some crap, was just talking crazy,
23:58like some shit I never heard before.
24:00Lewis said, honestly, I don't remember.
24:02Sometimes I just black out just just go somewhere else.
24:05But if I said anything disrespectful, I'd probably say it again.
24:10Thoughts on this after just a humiliating loss in America.
24:13He did it before after the game before he did it before.
24:15It was before the game is an old story.
24:18Yeah. OK. All right.
24:20Well, then that's I feel like a little bit.
24:21OK. A little old friendly jousting in games before the game.
24:26I don't have a huge problem with it.
24:27I don't think it was. I don't think it was in the DMs.
24:29I think it was during the game last year.
24:33Oh, OK. I was fooled by this blog.
24:36Oh, shit. There.
24:38It's OK. Hey, Steven, next play.
24:41Next play. Short memory, short memory.
24:44How about the box?
24:46No, we actually we actually do have commanders.
24:48Ravens. Oh, OK.
24:51This this was a fun game.
24:52Objectively, a fun game.
24:53This was on the main screen in the cave.
24:56I feel like the commanders were not.
24:59It was a close game, but like they were never really threatening
25:02to win the game in the second half, but they kept it close.
25:04Scary Terry had a nice game.
25:07Jayden's continues to look awesome.
25:09Big Cat, what was your thoughts on on this game in the Ravens
25:12have the best offense in football, maybe the Lions, but the Ravens are just
25:16I mean, Derrick Henry, what what he has added.
25:20That was a game that the Ravens feel like in the past would find a way
25:23to lose that game because they can't run the football
25:25and get those first downs at the end.
25:27They just Lamar's playing out of his mind.
25:29He's probably going to be the MVP again.
25:32Their defense looked better.
25:34And yeah, the Ravens are scary.
25:36Good, scary. Good.
25:37They can beat you with power.
25:38They have like a massive, beefy running back and Patrick Ricard.
25:43They could beat you with speed.
25:44Zay Flowers had an insane game.
25:46Both their tight ends were showing up yesterday.
25:49They're the team looks fucking sick, but also Jayden Daniels looks awesome.
25:53Yeah, I want to ask you this.
25:55Jayden Daniels in five years or CJ Stroud in five years. Oh.
26:01I'm going to take CJ Stroud just because proven guy.
26:05I mean, he can he can move around stuff like that.
26:07Jayden Daniels, one of his best abilities is running the ball.
26:10He is a very good deep ball thrower.
26:12And I'm sure that's going to continue to develop.
26:13But CJ Stroud just has a better frame, looks a little bit more durable.
26:17Frame. We're talking frames.
26:18I love it. I just want to get you on the record.
26:20Like, you know, I'm fine with that.
26:22I had CJ Stroud as the number one quarterback two years ago,
26:24so I feel fine with that.
26:26Very good player.
26:27And they're both going to be very good.
26:29I don't think that's a slight to Jayden Daniels.
26:31I feel like most people would agree with that take.
26:34Big cat, are you on the opposite side of that?
26:37No, I probably not. OK.
26:41Frame. You got to think frame.
26:43You have to think if you're going, you got to go frame first.
26:45Yeah, that's why I was Herbert number one.
26:48Yeah, I will. I will say, though, I think Lamar is second in MVP right now.
26:52Or maybe he's third.
26:53I think he's plus 550 in the DraftKingsport book, of course.
26:57I think an argument that could work against him,
27:00not only is there voter fatigue, it would be his third MVP is his second in a row.
27:04But you could.
27:07I don't know this is necessarily true.
27:08You can kind of make the argument that as far as value,
27:12Derrick Henry is as valuable as him to the offense.
27:17Yeah, Derrick Henry's having an incredible start to the season,
27:20and they're not going to give MVP to a running back. So.
27:24Is Lamar a legitimate shot?
27:26No, Lamar's won two MVPs.
27:29I know, but like, you know, we saw this with your kitchen, like voter fatigue,
27:33like he has one back to back, like when you get to there is there is voter
27:37voter fatigue is a real thing.
27:38And I think you could make the argument running back.
27:41It was a running back joke, Steven.
27:42You said they don't they're not going to give an MVP to a running back.
27:45And I said, no, Lamar's won two.
27:47Oh, all right, Napoleon.
27:50Next play. Next play.
27:52Next play. Next play. Let's go.
27:54Come on. That was that was a negative play.
27:56We got to go forward.
27:58Let's hurry it up. You know, let's run the hurry up Oregon.
28:00Let's talk about Oregon.
28:02An upset of Ohio State.
28:04Not really an upset.
28:05I mean, it was two versus three.
28:06But on Saturday, Tate has to eat a million peeps.
28:10320 is horrible.
28:13We're watching him do this yesterday.
28:14It looks like an absolutely miserable experience.
28:16He said his gums were bleeding.
28:17His teeth were bleeding.
28:19He I think he said he threw up
28:22had the poops a bit tough.
28:25But the end of this game was awesome.
28:27Dan Lane, 12, 12 men on the field on purpose, right?
28:30Yeah. Was that confirmed, Ryan?
28:33Was it on purpose?
28:35I don't know if it was confirmed.
28:36I think it has to be out of a timeout.
28:38People were assuming it was Polish defense.
28:42Buddy Ryan. Yeah, did that.
28:43That usually is in a goal line.
28:44But that game was awesome.
28:47I did. I don't think differently of Ohio State.
28:49That was a one point game in a tough place.
28:51Like they're going to be in it still.
28:52I would like to see this time to say Rome.
28:56Was that the biggest win for James Franklin at Penn State?
28:59That was an awesome game.
29:00That was my favorite game on Saturday.
29:02In my life, we have never had a quarterback
29:06that could make those throws at those times.
29:10Multiple fourth and long throws for Drew Allard.
29:13We're we're sick.
29:14Well, yeah, but like we might actually be sick.
29:17We're going to have tests the next couple of weeks.
29:19But like the Penn State might be sick.
29:22Like you were already
29:24kind of pen them in as like eight to ten.
29:27You know, they make it into the playoff.
29:29But that's not only
29:32not only the biggest win for James Franklin, but just as a program
29:36to have faith in a quarterback being able to do that.
29:40That's next fucking level Penn State fans.
29:43But this is also a very frequent refrain that we get super fucking excited
29:47about something and just get our dicks kicked in.
29:49You got it. You got to get excited about that game.
29:52That was an awesome game.
29:53Tyler Warren was everywhere.
29:55He was just he played like seven different positions
29:58and was catching balls everywhere.
30:00You had a center. Yeah.
30:01Yeah. Our Wisconsin next week is a trap spot.
30:05Yeah, that's what I mean.
30:06Wisconsin, then Ohio State.
30:07Those are going to be tough games for sure.
30:10And that could be like, yeah, that's that little dip,
30:12that little bit of a letdown.
30:14But even USC like USC has Penn State's number.
30:17Historically, we'll always see them in a bowl game and frequently get our ass
30:21whipped. So this is refreshing.
30:24Welcome to the new Big Ten, I guess.
30:26Yeah. So, Stephen, what do you do on Saturdays
30:28because you don't watch college football?
30:30Not live. Yeah, I got a lot.
30:32Like, I mean, what do I do?
30:33I mean, I got two kids and all that.
30:35I mean, not live.
30:36Well, you what you watch after my tune in like late,
30:39like I watched the end of the Ohio State Oregon game.
30:42I went to go see a movie.
30:42I watched the movie Saturday night.
30:44I did a lot of stuff with the kids.
30:45Yeah, that's that's kind of what I'm saying.
30:46Like, that's that's foreign to me.
30:48That's crazy to me.
30:48I'm very interested in like what like I I don't know what it's like to have
30:53like just an entire day in the fall on the weekend where you can apple pick
30:57whatever pay the dues because Sunday I'm locked in front of TV.
31:02It's tough to do that.
31:03You know, you know, we don't have like a ton of help out here.
31:06So getting all that stuff done so I could have a full slate Sunday.
31:10But did you see Saturday night solo or did you see that with the fam?
31:15This weekend actually was my son's birthday.
31:17So we had in-laws in town.
31:19So I did go sit with my wife on Saturday night with the wife.
31:23If you're a fan of the movie Saturday Night Live or the show Saturday Night Live,
31:27I would definitely recommend.
31:28Very cool.
31:28They shot it kind of in a way like Birdman, which was a very cool shot.
31:31So I forgot the name of the director was, but he should probably win the best.
31:35Did you did you do a review for it?
31:37I did. OK, I saw it, but I didn't click.
31:40I didn't. Yeah, I purposely didn't click on it because I didn't want to see it.
31:45Yeah. Did you see Roe?
31:46Did you see Caleb in the office last week?
31:50And yes, that those clips are amazing.
31:52Yeah, he's just off.
31:53He quit Che and his life has gotten better.
31:56I mean, look, look at him.
31:57He's he when he was with Che, you could probably see like the
32:01his social media accounts, probably even his bank account was probably at one point.
32:05And then there's like an inflection point, like a war starting where like his
32:10the GDP of Caleb has gone through the roof across the board.
32:14So he's a hero to him.
32:16Yeah, he's here. He's now a hero of mine.
32:18Unfortunately, I can't quit.
32:20Yeah, I didn't know it was possible.
32:21I didn't know you were allowed to just quit.
32:22Che, I like I like you as a person.
32:26Good dude.
32:27That's why he quit you.
32:30It's OK. I don't I don't need to be liked by everyone.
32:32And if someone doesn't like me, it doesn't mean I can't like them, too.
32:34True. Good point.
32:36That's you. You do do that.
32:37Where someone doesn't like you and you like them harder.
32:40And that's what's going on.
32:42So I don't see Caleb very often.
32:44But if I see him at these company events, I love going,
32:46talking to him for a minute and saying, what's up, wishing him well.
32:50What are the combos like off camera with you and him?
32:53Good. I wish him happy birthday a year ago.
32:56Well, you did not.
32:58You wish him a happy birthday the day after his birthday.
33:01And you, but I didn't I didn't know that it was birthday.
33:03He's not the officer. I'm not like seeing him.
33:05So, you know, I saw it on my timeline that somebody wish him
33:07happy birthday or something like that. And so I texted him.
33:10He was very upset with me about.
33:14Killers of the flower moon.
33:16Yeah, you spoiled it.
33:17I posted a review of that on Thursday night
33:20and it came out nationally on Friday and he was going to see it on Friday
33:24and he was upset with me about that.
33:25There were no spoilers in the review, but I just said that it was long
33:28and he said he wanted a completely fresh mind going into it.
33:31But that's why I didn't watch your Saturday night review,
33:33because I want to have a completely fresh.
33:35I don't even want to.
33:36I don't even want to know what you think of it.
33:39I'm not blaming you.
33:40That's cool.
33:40You don't have to watch all my videos.
33:42That's not a requirement of our friendship.
33:45But Big Cat, how would you were at the Red River?
33:48I really Red River rivalry.
33:50I'm sounding like young Scoop right now.
33:53How was that on Saturday?
33:55Was that cool to be out in person, even though it was just demolition of a game?
33:59Yeah, it was awesome.
34:00I didn't go to the game, but it was the fair was awesome.
34:03The whole scene.
34:04Yeah, it was.
34:04It was very, very cool.
34:06That was like a bucket list scene to get to.
34:09So, but yeah, the game was Texas.
34:11Just Texas is fucking really good.
34:13Where was that place that Brandon and Unnecessary Roughness to their show?
34:16What's it called?
34:16That looks fucking awesome.
34:17Cosm or something.
34:19They have a new they have one in L.A.
34:21and one in Dallas.
34:22Yeah, cool.
34:23Yeah, pretty cool.
34:24It's like the sphere, but for sporting events.
34:26Yeah, like it looks like you're like on the side and everything.
34:29Yeah, it's very cool.
34:32So, all right, let's go to the MLB playoffs.
34:34We got our Mets crew.
34:36We just got to give another ad, but.
34:39We do.
34:40We did all the call, right, Kat?
34:43I didn't want you to forget the other ad.
34:45Me, I get that one.
34:47I said, we got to come back and do this all again.
34:49And it's been fun.
34:50I'm having a great time.
34:51But my boys feels like playing trivia on Zoom right now.
34:55You know, football season is in full swing.
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35:54Our Mets crew got absolutely stomped game one.
35:57I mean, the Mets are the hottest thing going.
35:58I am not a baseball fan by any means.
36:01I am tuning into these streams.
36:02I'm paying attention to the Mets because I want to see
36:05Frank, Klemmer, Jenks, everybody, Meek Phil,
36:10just lose it in the cave.
36:12Little bit of a letdown.
36:14Game one, Roan, how is the pulse
36:15of the New York office today?
36:17Well, the Mets' success couldn't be happening
36:21to any worse people.
36:23So any time that,
36:24any time that they can lose,
36:26you know, I don't want to make the same mistake
36:28that Buddy on the Cowboys made of talking a bunch of shit
36:33and then being able to get smoked after the fact,
36:36but any time that they lose,
36:38it's just really just like a joyous bubbling
36:42of, you know, champagne inside my belly.
36:45It's just really just a lovely feeling
36:47any time that the Mets get smoked.
36:49And they, I feel like, have been celebrating
36:53when they beat the Phillies, they were all like,
36:56the mood was like, this Mets team is different.
37:00Like, we're different.
37:01It's like, okay, well, let's put that to the test
37:05and let's see how far the Mets get
37:06because the Phillies have been known to blow it
37:09the last couple of years.
37:11Just because you beat the Phillies
37:12doesn't necessarily mean that we're going to crown them.
37:15If you want to crown them, you know, you crown their asses,
37:17but I don't want to crown their asses.
37:19Yeah, I'm done.
37:20Yeah, the, it's, I'm watching the streams.
37:24I'm glued to the streams.
37:26It was a tough scene last night
37:27because I know that by the time this comes out,
37:29I think game two will already have happened.
37:31So listen, if they win game two,
37:33they've done their job out West,
37:35but it was funny watching the stream
37:37and like the transition of jubilation going into the game
37:40to, I think it was like around the fifth inning,
37:43they were having the discussion of like,
37:44we just need to have quality at bats here
37:48and use up some of their bullpen.
37:50That was tough.
37:51That was tough to watch.
37:52So, but yeah, there, I want Mets, Yankees.
37:56I think it would be just so,
37:59the stakes would be so monumentally high for our company
38:05that I'm rooting for that.
38:06So, but it also is like, if both the Yankees and Mets
38:11and our Yankees and Mets fans crash and burn at any point,
38:15it's still going to be a point in television.
38:18And that's just, unfortunately,
38:18the sick world we live in at Barstool
38:20where losses are what everyone really wants to watch.
38:26And we'll be guaranteed a loss.
38:28I mean, one of those franchises
38:29is already guaranteed to lose,
38:31but one of the things to keep an eye on
38:32is real estate in the gambling cave.
38:35The Mets fans have been crowding the box,
38:37even for the Phillies that they had,
38:39they had like eight of the 11 seats.
38:41What are they going to do when it's equal,
38:43equal fights, equal rights,
38:45when we have enough Yankees fans
38:47to go against enough Mets fans,
38:49someone's going to get squeezed out
38:51and that could cause some dissent between the ranks.
38:53Oh, I like that.
38:54See, that's why we need it.
38:55We need it.
38:56We need it.
38:57We need it.
38:58Badly.
38:59That'd be a fun storyline.
38:59Yankees guardians also kicking off tonight.
39:01Tate in New York for the whole week, I believe.
39:04Yes.
39:05Streaming all the games, eating a ton of peeps.
39:07What is the deal with,
39:09so he has to eat 320 peeps
39:11by the time Ohio State has their next game.
39:14Yes.
39:15But I think he's going to try
39:16and get in as many as he can.
39:18But Big Cat, you've got to deal with him yesterday
39:20in the cave where if Keegs eats something.
39:24No, he has to go up to Kelly Keegs and ask her nicely.
39:29And if Kelly Keegs says,
39:31she has to say these exact words,
39:32I'm eating this peep for Tate
39:35and then eats an entire peep
39:36that will count a hundred peeps off of his total.
39:39There's 0% chance this happens.
39:42She's Kelly will not.
39:44She has rightful hate.
39:45So like, I just, it's almost like,
39:48I just want to see the exchange where he's asking Kelly.
39:54If Kelly gets to someone, send this clip to Kelly.
39:56What Kelly needs to do is just,
39:58is eat the peep but not say the words
39:59because it won't count.
40:00I've made it very clear.
40:01The words have to be said,
40:02I will eat this peep for Tate.
40:05If she does not say that,
40:07she can eat a hundred peeps
40:08and they won't count towards his total.
40:11I think there's a higher percent chance
40:13of Kelly Keegs stomping a hole
40:15in Tate's throat with a stiletto.
40:17I think that that's probably more likely
40:19than her co-operating,
40:21but hey, it'll be fun fireworks for the New York office,
40:25which, you know, we love to see that.
40:27Yeah, Tate is, he's in a bad spot right now.
40:31It's so many peeps.
40:32He's miserable.
40:34He's a man of his word.
40:36Yeah, gotta give him credit.
40:37He's a man of his word.
40:38I thought that his pre-season Ohio State,
40:41like run of bets was genius.
40:43Very, very funny content idea.
40:45But now is the hard part where he has to actually step up.
40:47Also, Rone, if you see him
40:49and he's still eating the orange pumpkin peeps,
40:51don't tell him that those aren't real peeps.
40:55He gets a little upset when you say that.
40:57So don't say that.
40:57Don't tell him that?
40:59Don't tell, we were saying yesterday,
41:01like, hey, like he's eaten like 55
41:03of the orange pumpkin peeps.
41:06And we were saying like, man, it's gonna suck
41:08when you have to actually start eating the real peeps.
41:10Right, because he's at zero still.
41:12Yeah, he's still at zero.
41:13So don't say that to him.
41:15Out of season, tough to get the Easter peeps
41:19around Halloween, but he's powering through.
41:23So this is Monday, October 14th, next Tuesday.
41:27So eight days away, we got the return of the NBA.
41:31And we saw a little bit of-
41:32This is a topic?
41:34This is a topic.
41:34All right, let's go.
41:36Dante DiVincenzo, Nick's great for one season.
41:41John at FIBS had to be separated from Rick Brunson, senior.
41:47Did you guys see this going on?
41:49DiVincenzo goes the line.
41:51And there was some questions about the intent,
41:56who exactly he was talking to.
41:59It looks like it was decoded where he said
42:02something along the lines of,
42:03you said I couldn't finish,
42:04as far as his finishing ability around the rim.
42:06But then there was some,
42:09it seems that maybe he was blaming Jalen Brunson
42:12for the trade where he says,
42:13this is what happens when they let you run the show.
42:15So did you guys see this?
42:16And how would you, what are your thoughts on this,
42:19Mr. NBA Roan?
42:21I think he was talking to Rick Brunson,
42:24would be my guess.
42:25Because I don't think he was saying that to Jalen Brunson,
42:28this is what happens when you run the show.
42:30I think he was talking to Rick Brunson,
42:32who has historically had a hand in everything
42:36that Jalen Brunson does.
42:37From even when he was going,
42:39he was a assistant coach at Temple,
42:41trying to get Jalen Brunson to go to Temple
42:44before he went to Villanova.
42:46He's kind of been ever present in his son's life.
42:51He's obviously pissed.
42:52I mean, nobody wants to leave New York to go to Minnesota.
42:56I think for the most part,
42:57like very few people would want to leave New York
43:00to go to Minnesota.
43:01And he could kind of put on a happy face.
43:03I think maybe we see a villain arc for him.
43:06I think that it'll be really nice for the Wolves
43:08to have insane Dante DiVincenzo around.
43:11And I'm happy that there's strife in the NBA.
43:15Like, I don't want it to be buddy-buddy.
43:16I think that LeBron kind of ushered in a culture
43:19of everybody smiling, maybe it's fake smiling,
43:22pretending to be friends, AAU friends.
43:24I think that if everybody can hate each other,
43:26we will see a better product on the court,
43:28more competitiveness, more rivalries,
43:31and it'll be better for the bottom line of the NBA.
43:33Yep.
43:34Cosign all of that.
43:36I love it.
43:37You looking forward to the return of the Ballers next week?
43:42What the fuck was that?
43:44I know, it's still football season.
43:46NBA season starts Christmas day.
43:49Fair, I don't hate that thing.
43:50I wish the NBA would,
43:51when they had their strike-shortened season in,
43:54was it 2012 or 2013, something like that,
43:58that was enjoyable, yes.
43:59Kicking it off on Christmas would be the best 60 games.
44:02Let's get that done.
44:03They'll never do it, but.
44:04All right, post-show, any big topics you guys got
44:08going into this Monday night?
44:10We got Jets' bills tonight, new coaching regime,
44:13or just Jeff Ulbricht in charge of the Jets?
44:16Yeah, I think I'm gonna take the Jets.
44:18I picked the bills,
44:19but I think I'm gonna switch to the Jets,
44:21just because I feel,
44:23I know Aaron Rodgers pretty damn well.
44:25This feels like a big-time spite.
44:27Aaron Rodgers, everyone's blaming him
44:29for firing Robert Saleh.
44:33This feels like an old-school Aaron Rodgers,
44:35like, fuck all of you, I'm still the man type of game.
44:40I will join you.
44:41Okay, yeah, so I'm gonna make the official switch.
44:44I'm gonna do it, and then we got playoff baseball, too.
44:46I fucking love it.
44:47There's nothing better than October.
44:48Great time of year.
44:49Broden, are you gonna go to any of these playoff streams
44:52and just kinda?
44:53Just try and cause chaos?
44:55Yeah, but the Mets play in the afternoon today.
44:58Even just my presence causes chaos.
45:00Like, I'll walk past, and the lights will flicker,
45:02and they'll be like, you did that.
45:03It's like, well.
45:06I'm not like fucking the fucking, whatever, lightning god.
45:11I can't just control the fucking light,
45:12but I mean, even just them thinking
45:14that I could have a hand in it is enough chaos for me.
45:18So yeah, I might mess that up.
45:19Yeah, I love it, I love it.
45:21All right, good job, Steven.
45:23Thanks, thanks, guys.