Travis Kelce Let Down All of Cleveland Last Night | Barstool Rundown | October 15th, 2024
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00:00From Cleveland Heights, throughout the first pitch at the Guardians game, always rocking Cleveland.
00:06I don't care. The Taylor Swift thing, fine. She's a New Yorker, fine.
00:09Yeah.
00:09Travis, Kelsey, you let everyone down last night.
00:15All righty. Ready to go?
00:17Yep.
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01:03All right, let's talk Yankees-Guardians. That's what we're all here for. Game last night,
01:105-2. Hubs, did the Yankees play well or did Joey Cantelo just throw four wild pitches in it?
01:17Carl Stradon pitched great. He had the pitch much better than in his ALDS start. He's getting
01:21paid $162 million. Carl Stradon was awesome yesterday. The Yankees also left a lot of
01:27opportunities. It was 0-7. We were running into the score position. They scored five runs.
01:31Three of the runs, or two of the runs, or no, three. Three of the runs were up wild pitches.
01:35Joey Cantelo, that guy was electric. It felt like you're watching a Rick Gankel moment,
01:39and then you go back and you look. It actually was. I think he tied Rick Gankel's record of
01:43four wild pitches in a playoff outing.
01:46He threw a third of an inning. He had four wild pitches, three walks. We bring in another dude.
01:51We threw five wild pitches in the ALCS. I don't know.
01:55The other guy was better. You were saying that a lot. Cantelo came in for the lefty, for Rizzo.
02:02Yeah, that was nice. Nice to just have you piss down your leg.
02:06It was like we were watching the Little League World Series for a few seconds. That was great.
02:09And you're right.
02:11Soto also homered. Stanton hit his bomb, and you guys didn't touch Rodon,
02:15so that was a big game won. Cole goes tonight against Ibi. I always pronounce his name Bibi
02:23in my head, but it's just not. He's a righty. We hit righties, so I feel good about it,
02:29but Cole's got to show up.
02:30Had him crying like a baby, am I right?
02:33Cooked him.
02:33I don't like that.
02:34We'll be streaming tonight. Bob, playoff Bob back.
02:37We got a whole crew in there. We got Yankees. It's like eight on one.
02:41Starting to build up a little bit. I mean, the Mets are fucking
02:4330 people, so we got to try and get strength in numbers a little bit.
02:46That reminds me, you and Munchtown Bob kind of went at it last night.
02:50What was that about?
02:51That was kind of crazy.
02:51You got that tweet ready to go, that picture.
02:52I got people in different places.
02:54Okay, okay.
02:56There was some Ohio on Ohio crime.
02:59We don't need that. It was eight on one in there. I'm in there, full uniform, ready to go,
03:04and Youngstown Bob, which I don't know if you know, Youngstown is in Ohio.
03:08I'm aware.
03:09Tweets at me. He's like, dude, Tate, what costume are you wearing? Jesus.
03:13Had to hit him back with the picture of him holding up two beers in his ear
03:17with a Yankees hat on, and I didn't want to do it.
03:19Bronx Bob.
03:20He's Bronx Bob now to me.
03:22We'll take him.
03:23You can have him.
03:24No, he said go tribe afterwards. We'll take you back, Youngstown Bob,
03:28but none of that. If we're going to fight New York by ourselves, we need to stick together.
03:32Are you worried that Taylor is on the Yankees side, Taylor Swift?
03:36Power of the Swifties.
03:37That was surprising last night. We all figured she would be rooting for.
03:40I thought she would just tell us he's a Cleveland guy.
03:42He said, nope, she don't follow Homer. She was laughing.
03:44Are we sure? Here's my thing.
03:46Are we sure she was cheering for the Yankees?
03:48I think she was. I think even after the game they cut.
03:51They were celebrating.
03:52Yeah, I think they were just being like flirtatious and like,
03:56do we have a Taylor Swift person here that can come talk about it?
03:59I'm a big Swifty.
04:00Swifty, you give everyone what they want. Nate and Tate together.
04:03Yeah.
04:04What'd you see on the.
04:06She's a New Yorker. She's lived here for the better part of her life.
04:10Her and Jack Antonoff.
04:11So she wasn't wearing any Cleveland or New York.
04:13No, no.
04:14Why wasn't Travis Kelsey?
04:17Travis Kelsey is.
04:18That's a you problem.
04:19It is a me problem.
04:20I think it's a cool guy.
04:21I thought that she was going to cheer for the Guardians because Travis.
04:27I think everyone assumed that.
04:28From Cleveland Heights.
04:30Always throughout the first pitch of the Guardians game.
04:32Always rocking Cleveland.
04:35I'm, I don't care.
04:36The Taylor Swift thing, fine.
04:36She's a New Yorker, fine.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Travis Kelsey, you let everyone down last night.
04:40Am I wrong?
04:42It's a cool guy move to not wear anything like that.
04:45Carabas was, it was one of those.
04:46Like, I don't wear Red Sox stuff to a Red Sox game, you know.
04:49He wears like his black hoodie.
04:50That's it.
04:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:51I don't, I just, I feel like if we go back to Cleveland and Travis Kelsey is there,
04:55he's going to chug a beer on the stream.
04:57Oh yeah.
04:57On the screen.
04:58Oh yeah.
04:58And be Mr. Cleveland.
04:59No, you have to be willing to come to New York and do it as well.
05:02Yeah.
05:02So are you guys feeling good?
05:04We got, the Yankees are now minus 350 to win the series because you got, you're up 1-0.
05:09I will say this, we weren't going to win last night.
05:13I mean, with Rodon, with how bad Rodon looked in game, in the ALDS, like there was a lot
05:18of Yankee fans who were like, we don't want this guy pitching game one.
05:21But then there was the counter to be like, game one in an ALCS seven game series,
05:26not as important.
05:27You know, you're pitching later in the series, obviously bigger stakes.
05:30So you throw it on.
05:31But I mean, the way he shot, that felt like a very big boost for the Yankees and not so
05:36much for you guys.
05:36And obviously, who fucking started for you?
05:39Why am I blanking on his name?
05:40Oh, Cobb.
05:41Alex Cobb.
05:42He gave you nothing.
05:43That's why I was saying, we're coming off five game series, took us the stretch,
05:46threw our relievers, our best relievers in all the games.
05:49We threw off last night.
05:51We didn't use any one.
05:52Last night, I'll give you guys.
05:54We hit like shit.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Hey, Naylor.
05:57A lot of bats, just not really much going on.
06:00150 on the year, or in the past.
06:02But tonight's the night.
06:03Luke Weaver's a stud, by the way.
06:04Luke fucking Weaver.
06:05We got to beat Garrett Colton tonight.
06:06I want a subway series, by the way.
06:08I know that's a touchy subject around here.
06:10A lot of the Yankees fans are like, we don't want that under any circumstances.
06:14Tommy Smoke said he would like off himself on a stream.
06:16Tommy's in a bad spot.
06:19I don't live and die with every pitch as much as every Yankee fan here does.
06:23And just the idea of Mets, Yankees in the gambling cave, being in New York City for
06:28a subway series.
06:29It would be a moment.
06:29That would be incredible.
06:30I agree.
06:31That was my, yeah.
06:32Let's get in the Mets right now.
06:33The Mets beat the Dodgers last night, 7-3.
06:35They're coming home tomorrow to New York.
06:36That was my first.
06:37I walked into the New York office.
06:39We had the Mets and their zoo of 30 people over there going nuts.
06:44I walked down.
06:44I thought someone hit a home run.
06:46It was a foul ball.
06:47They like to clap.
06:48I think it was a pitch clock violation.
06:50I think it was.
06:51But then we had the Yankees crew right over here.
06:53And I was like, you guys got to be cheering.
06:55Are you cheering for the Mets for the incredible stream?
06:57What are you doing?
06:58I've never seen Tommy Smokes.
07:00Shudder and be like, no.
07:02Mets in the World Series, no.
07:05When there's good Mets things happening, he gets more rattled than if a bad Yankee moment happens.
07:10I think he said he'd rather the Yankees not make the World Series than the
07:14Yankees and Mets both make the World Series.
07:15He didn't say that.
07:16But he said there's like 1% in his head.
07:18He's like, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
07:21He said if he could sign up for a Dodgers Cleveland World Series, he was like, I might
07:27sign up for that.
07:28That was the craziest quote I've ever heard.
07:30If I could sign up right now, Dodgers Cleveland.
07:32Like I would think about it.
07:33His rationale is that he grew up with Mets fans like sewer rat Mets fans who would come
07:38at his throat anytime.
07:39He's just traumatized by his childhood of all those Mets fans.
07:43But I don't know, man.
07:45I think of that as that's me with the Red Sox.
07:47Yes.
07:48Like when the Red Sox score a run in the regular season to go to a random game, I get a piece
07:53of me like hurts.
07:54Yeah.
07:54So I can't imagine any Red Sox success.
07:57That's him with the Mets.
07:58And it's just, I just don't have that.
07:59I just didn't see like, yeah, I'm the same way.
08:01Ohio State, Michigan.
08:02Like it pains me more to see them succeed.
08:04But I just didn't think that was going to be the New York, New York thing.
08:08I thought, yeah, I thought you guys would want a subway.
08:12I'm not rooting for that, but I'm not like pained at their success.
08:15I've always said if I have to worry about the Mets, it means the Yankees are playing
08:18them in the World Series.
08:20Frankie's the same way with the Islanders where his computer background is the Rangers
08:26losing the Stanley Cup.
08:28And because I grew up in Jersey, I hate the Devils way more than I hate the Islanders.
08:32So I do understand it a little bit from Tommy's perspective of just growing up with dickhead
08:36fans will make you hate that.
08:38Crazy.
08:39I will say, so I got in the Uber yesterday to get here from the airport.
08:42I was wearing all my Cleveland stuff.
08:43He's like, what are you in town for?
08:44I was like, take a look.
08:47Guess what he said?
08:48New York's a Mets town.
08:50Oh, that's not true.
08:52No, that's not true.
08:54He said, and what did he say?
08:56New York, that's just not true.
08:58He said the real fans are Mets fans.
09:00No.
09:00And you said, take me to the office, Frank.
09:03Exactly.
09:04Hey, one thing I learned today, I know some people had talked about it.
09:08Bosco's got a wedding Game 7 of the World Series.
09:11What?
09:12That's an oblo.
09:12I don't know.
09:13You can't be bringing up oblos like that.
09:15HIPAA.
09:17Are you not allowed to bring that up?
09:20We don't need that.
09:21I mean, I retract that.
09:22You can't bring up oblos.
09:23I retract.
09:24I hope the Mets don't go to Game 7 of the World Series.
09:28That'd be a tough choice.
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11:51Devontae Adams to the Jets.
11:53Are either of you Jets fans?
11:54No, I'm a Manders fan.
11:56Packers and Commanders.
11:56Okay.
11:57Well, a little buzz this morning.
11:59People were excited.
12:00I know Klemmer was talking about it.
12:01What do you guys feel?
12:03It felt inevitable, right?
12:04Like Devontae reuniting with Rodgers.
12:06Maybe a little too late.
12:07It feels like this should have been done before the Monday Night Football game.
12:10Like after you fire Sala, go trade for Devontae.
12:14And then you'll roll right into that Bills game.
12:16But it's definitely an all-in move.
12:19Like I respect owners and GMs who go all-in.
12:22And clearly the Jets are the most all-in team there is right now.
12:26So it's a conditional third that goes down to a second based off things.
12:30If the conditions hit, it's like going to the AFC Championship game in Super Bowl.
12:33Then it's well worth it.
12:35Rodgers and Devontae had like telepathic powers in Green Bay.
12:39It was like special to watch them.
12:40Like you don't have to call plays.
12:42They just know where the fuck they are at all times.
12:44Oh yeah, this is like deja vu for you.
12:48It's incredible to speak on this.
12:49This is, yeah.
12:51Garrett Wilson and him together.
12:53And Lazard is looking good too.
12:55That offense should be good.
12:56Their problem is defense.
12:57They got fucking toted on last night by the Bills.
13:00And their offensive line is a problem.
13:01Like yeah, Devontae helps.
13:03But I don't know how much it helps.
13:05Yeah, that's my thing is they just went all-in.
13:08And they have given Aaron Rodgers, and we all knew it, the keys to do whatever he wants.
13:13Like okay, you want your guy.
13:14They're two and four.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Who are they giving up for him, by the way?
13:17Do we know?
13:18It's a third round pick that goes down to a second.
13:21Basically, he's like an all-pro or if they make the AFC title game slash Super Bowl.
13:25Do people feel like the Raiders are getting fucked on that?
13:30Or is that fair?
13:30No, I think it's just like that's the cost of business.
13:33And the Raiders are happy to get him because he's basically done playing with them.
13:37Like he was just...
13:38He wanted off the team, right?
13:39He wasn't playing the last few weeks.
13:40They said it was a hamstring injury realistically.
13:42I'm sure he's taking a physical today and he'll be fine.
13:44And that's why Max Crosby had to come out and be like,
13:46I'm not like him.
13:47I want on the team.
13:49I didn't follow that Max Crosby situation.
13:52But yeah, that sounds right.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Yeah.
13:54I don't know.
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13:58Being two and four with no defense is an interesting time to go all-in, but...
14:02But like it's going to make Rodgers happy.
14:04Rodgers clearly calling shots.
14:06Like it'll be cool to see them on the field together.
14:08I'm excited for that.
14:09All right.
14:10NFL-wise, you got to be pumped, no?
14:12Pumped.
14:12Pumped.
14:13Jaden is the fucking goat.
14:15Would you trade him for anyone?
14:16I've seen a lot of those questions.
14:17I wouldn't trade him for fucking Tom Brady in his prime.
14:21Wow.
14:21Nobody threads a needle like Jaden Daniels.
14:23Nobody.
14:25Oh yeah, we got the whole crew.
14:27This is the Washington, D.C. office.
14:28What about you, Packers?
14:29How are we feeling?
14:29Four and two.
14:30Toughest division.
14:31Tied for last.
14:32Four and two, tied for last.
14:34Fourth best point differential in football, tied for last.
14:36Pretty good.
14:37No, I feel good.
14:39Love looks very good.
14:41He's actually thrown back-to-back home games with four touchdowns or more.
14:44Hasn't happened since Favre in 95.
14:47Rodgers never did that.
14:49Yeah, he's great, man.
14:51The defense is flying.
14:52They got a new defensive coordinator, Halfley.
14:54Offensive line has given him a ton of time.
14:56Just got to have the Lions get beat up by the Vikings.
14:59And they're starting to play each other.
15:01I think this week is Vikings-Lions.
15:02So yeah, let's have the NFC North beat each other up.
15:04And then we fly up the standings.
15:06The fact that you're four and two and in last place is crazy.
15:09It won't last, but it would be nuts to have all four teams make the playoffs.
15:13It's very hard to do that.
15:14Like, it's just difficult.
15:16But that would be something.
15:17Yeah, North is crazy.
15:19All I can add on that is the Browns stink, so.
15:21Not good.
15:22And you got an owner forcing you, Stephanski, to play Watson.
15:26I had to ask you this last night.
15:28So what's your biggest fandom?
15:30Ohio State, one.
15:31Okay.
15:31Guardians, two.
15:33What's the gap between one and two?
15:34I mean, Ohio State is like...
15:35Okay.
15:36So, okay, okay.
15:37But Cleveland-wise, baseball has always been, since I've been alive, like good.
15:41Like in the 90s, we were really good.
15:42We were good in 2000.
15:43We went to the World Series, this.
15:44I really like baseball.
15:46If the Browns were ever good, how could you not be like a Browns guy?
15:52Yeah.
15:52But they're not good.
15:54Ever.
15:55So like, I don't...
15:55Like this, someone tweeted at me today and they were like,
15:57you got to be nervous for the Bengals game on Sunday.
16:00I do not give a fuck.
16:00No, your season's over.
16:02Yeah, yeah.
16:02Why would you care about that?
16:03Yeah, your season's cooked.
16:05So what if like, what if I offer you like, Guardians gets swept in this ALCS,
16:08but I can wash away that Ohio State lost to Oregon.
16:11Now, I can't guarantee anything that happens after that,
16:14but you don't have the peep situation anymore,
16:16which is a nightmare we're going to get to post-show.
16:18But Guardians gets swept here, but I'm erasing that Oregon loss.
16:24Here's the thing.
16:25What's that?
16:27You have to.
16:28So erase the Oregon loss?
16:29The only thing I can say is this.
16:31Beating the Yankees means we go to the World Series.
16:34And that would be, that's everything from streaming here.
16:38I'll be here for a month if that happens.
16:39Yeah.
16:40I would hope to go to a game with my dad.
16:41My dad's never seen a World Series.
16:43Baseball is really important to us.
16:45Ohio State-Oregon was a regular season game.
16:49It fucking sucks.
16:50But 12-team playoff, I think we're still going to make it.
16:53Yeah.
16:53And we're probably going to see them again in the Big Ten title.
16:55So I wouldn't take that trade, but Ohio State definitely is number one.
16:58Okay, fair enough.
16:59All right, let's move on to the Ravens fan.
17:02Did you guys see the, that's the video if you guys,
17:05I mean, I'm sure anyone on the internet has seen it.
17:08This guy just is walking down the street, correct me if I'm wrong,
17:14looking for someone to fight.
17:15Yep.
17:16And then runs into two, I wouldn't call them kids,
17:19but they didn't necessarily look like adults that were looking to fight.
17:24Not at all.
17:25No.
17:25And he just wails on them.
17:27Yeah.
17:28This had my blood boiling.
17:30Boiling.
17:31I was hoping it was going to be one of those instant karma justice videos
17:34where you run into the wrong guy and this guy gets flatlined.
17:37But I think he is getting some karma coming his way now
17:40because he got fired from his job and he's losing everything now.
17:42Dude, this shit that came out about him with a special need, like this guy.
17:46Yeah.
17:46Throw this guy in jail.
17:47Someone said he put his nuts on a special needs kid
17:49and got expelled from school.
17:50Throw this guy in jail and destroy the key.
17:52Jack Callas.
17:53Is this all confirmed?
17:54I don't.
17:54It's, okay, if that's confirmed.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Scumbag.
17:59Scumbag.
17:59He's fucking lucky I wasn't walking
18:01the streets that night.
18:02I mean, I don't even know if I can read all that.
18:05Yeah.
18:05I'm not going to read all this.
18:06It's in the blog.
18:06It's in the blog.
18:07It's in Che's blog.
18:08But it's.
18:09Turns out that what he showed on that video is exactly who he is.
18:16Yeah.
18:18What do you get saying?
18:18I don't lose.
18:20You don't have to lose, I think.
18:21Lost everything.
18:21He lost his job.
18:22Actually lost everything.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Hopefully he goes to jail.
18:25Well, because if that's true, he's on probation.
18:28So definitely going to jail.
18:29Good, good.
18:30That would be violating your probation in my mind.
18:32What do you guys?
18:32So, okay.
18:33Yeah.
18:34He goes to jail for, I think they said eight years is what he could get.
18:36That would suck.
18:37But also what that guy did, like, let's bring back some eye for an eye.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Yeah.
18:42That should be.
18:43Because he's a big dude, right?
18:44That's why he's doing.
18:45He looks huge.
18:45Yeah.
18:46I don't know.
18:47That's a big dude who just loves bullying people.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Like, let's bring.
18:50But there's people that make that dude look small.
18:52And I think he should have one of them.
18:54Let him in there with fucking anyone in the UFC heavyweight division.
18:58Pop box.
18:58Just drop him in the cage right there.
19:00Yeah.
19:00I actually like that.
19:01Let's let Connor fight him.
19:02Let's let Connor fight him.
19:04That's a fucking good idea.
19:06We get a Connor update.
19:07Is he fighting December?
19:08December?
19:09Maybe not December, but early next year, he'll be fighting.
19:12He says he'll maybe fight Dan Hooker and Saudi Arabia.
19:15You know, he's fine.
19:16He's, you know, being a good father to his kids and being a good husband to his wife.
19:23What a PR machine.
19:25Yeah.
19:26So good.
19:26All right.
19:27Let's go after show.
19:29Hubs, why don't you go first?
19:30I'm intrigued by this.
19:31Hubs is in the final two of Stuhl Viver.
19:36So the whole company got to choose someone each week survivor style to score an anytime touchdown.
19:42Yep.
19:43The winner gets a $50,000 free bet from DraftKings.
19:47This Sunday, it's Hubs in Jersey.
19:49Jerry, talk to him.
19:50Yeah, I'm gonna fly out there.
19:51We're gonna do a little stream action.
19:53We're gonna stream if there's a game five Yankees Saturday night.
19:55And then I got to catch an early flight to Chicago Sunday.
19:58And yeah, we'll be streaming.
19:59I don't know who I'm picking.
20:00Jerry doesn't know who he's picking.
20:01But it's gonna be wild.
20:03I'm pretty sure the stipulation too.
20:05So Jack said, so if we both miss, we split the $25,000 bet.
20:09We each get a $25,000 bet.
20:11If we both hit.
20:12Jack doesn't like that.
20:13If we both hit this week, we advance.
20:15We do this dance again next week.
20:16If one of us hits, one of us loses.
20:18Then the winner obviously gets the $50,000.
20:19I don't know if I like that either.
20:21What do you think it should be though?
20:23The same as if you both hit it.
20:25We're both missed.
20:27Yeah.
20:27Think if like in a regular survivor pool, if both.
20:30Yeah, you move on.
20:31All right, well.
20:32Well, I don't make.
20:33Yeah, no, no.
20:34You'll take that.
20:34It's kind of crazy.
20:35Yeah, whoever goes first, right?
20:36Whoever's game is first.
20:37Assuming, you know, if I do a 12 and he has a three central time.
20:41You know, like if you're the first person loses,
20:43the other person's just guaranteed a $25,000.
20:45Like you're watching your game way easier.
20:47But yeah, they have to do it.
20:49Like when they line up the games late in the season.
20:53So a team doesn't have an advantage.
20:56We're going to get our picks in before.
20:57So like it won't be like.
20:58Wait, do you have an advantage to knowing what the other person's picking?
21:02No, not really.
21:03I guess not.
21:04It's just honestly guaranteeing that you will be alone with your pick.
21:09Yeah.
21:09You know, that's all I really.
21:11And that's, I think, whatever it wants.
21:12We're not gonna be on the same guy.
21:14Generally, when you were picking your players week to week,
21:16were you more concerned about like this is a great player
21:19or they're playing a horrible defense?
21:22Everything kind of goes into it.
21:23I was making my pick on like Saturday.
21:25And like the gambling odds factor into it.
21:28Man, Jerry had Dalton Kincaid one week.
21:30And I don't know what his odds were.
21:31But for Dalton Kincaid, anytime touchdown, that's not a lot by any means.
21:34So hats off to him for getting one of those.
21:37My guys were all like Kyron Williams and Jonathan Taylor.
21:40And just, you know, looking at good odds against.
21:43A good thing, too, is like a high over under.
21:45You know, there's gonna be a lot of points in a game.
21:46You don't want to take something in like a, you know, a 35 point over under.
21:50That's just brutal.
21:50But yeah, do you have any big dogs left?
21:53Yeah, I've got Kamara, but I believe he plays Thursday.
21:56So I guess I'm just not going to take him.
21:57I have Saquon left.
21:59Big dog.
21:59I have Saquon left.
22:01And there's one other big one left.
22:03He has Derrick Henry.
22:04So I feel like he might.
22:05Oh, I have Bijon.
22:06I have Bijon left.
22:08Yeah.
22:09And obviously, if I want to go elsewhere, like Brian Robinson,
22:12he's been scoring a bunch of touchdowns, but I think he missed last week.
22:14So that could be Dicey.
22:15McCaffrey?
22:16McCaffrey.
22:17But he's been out.
22:18He hasn't played.
22:18No, no, no.
22:18Luke.
22:19Oh, Luke.
22:20Oh.
22:21You're gonna go Luke.
22:23I'm going Luke McCaffrey.
22:27Nate saw where I was going with that right away.
22:30Hubs, this isn't a final decision, obviously.
22:33You did get the $50,000 for the bet.
22:35Would you go like straight bet?
22:37Because I mean, that's a chance to turn it in.
22:39I don't know for sure.
22:40And I don't even want to ask these questions
22:41because that's just thinking too far ahead in my mind.
22:44But I have a feeling it's with the contest that we're doing,
22:47you kind of have to go a touchdown score.
22:49Man, could you imagine hitting like a plus 300 touchdown score?
22:53I mean, that's, I'll tell you what, that's not what I would be chasing.
22:56I'm not going to be chasing some good odds.
22:58You'd be going like 10 to 1 trying to make $500,000?
23:00No.
23:02I was like, what are you talking about?
23:04I'm trying to pay.
23:04I thought I chose a high number.
23:05I'm trying to pay for a wedding, man.
23:06I'm trying to get money in my pocket.
23:08I am not trying to like chase a plus $300,000.
23:10Not trying to get risky with it.
23:11I heard Jerry talked about it on Sunday.
23:13And he's like, I'll take a straight bet.
23:15And they were like, no, dude, Jerry,
23:16we know you're going to like parlay something
23:18and try and like retire with millions of dollars.
23:20Yeah.
23:20Yeah, Jerry, he hit like a 10K one last week.
23:24Yeah, guess what?
23:24Eric doesn't have that kind of leeway.
23:26So we're just trying to win some money here.
23:28All right, last thing here.
23:29It was on the sheet.
23:30I am in the middle of a peep battle.
23:31It was the stupidest thing I've ever done.
23:32What are you at?
23:33What's your number?
23:33I'm at 118.
23:34You got to get to 320 something?
23:36118.
23:37You're not even halfway.
23:38You're not even halfway.
23:39I have 200 peeps left.
23:41And I'll say this.
23:42Last night, I couldn't sleep.
23:43I felt the sugar running through my veins.
23:46But this morning, I've changed.
23:47It's not a health problem.
23:48If I die, I die.
23:49If I live, my teeth are so fucked.
23:52Yeah.
23:52I've brushed my teeth eight times yesterday.
23:54They hurt so bad.
23:56But when you got up from your chair yesterday,
23:58there was peep dust.
24:00And we saw like the thigh print on the chair.
24:03So Big Cat said that if you walk up to Kelly Keek
24:06and say, Keek's my queen, will you eat a peep for me?
24:09I was in a heartbeat.
24:10It takes.
24:11But you did not approach her this morning.
24:12I said, good morning.
24:14Right.
24:14Is she here?
24:15I'll ask her right now.
24:15She's filming.
24:17She's filming.
24:17You know that.
24:18You know that.
24:19Knew that the whole time.
24:20You know.
24:20Yeah.
24:20That was some fake news media.
24:23Oh, here we go.
24:24You know.
24:25Everyone cracks jokes but me.
24:27Oh, yeah.
24:30But I'll say this.
24:31I did see Big Cat said.
24:32He said, what is it?
24:33If I ask her?
24:34If you ask her to eat a peep and she eats one peep,
24:39it takes a hundred off your total.
24:41You're gonna have to do a whole lot more than that to get her.
24:43Yeah.
24:43There's no way Kelly's eating.
24:44I thought.
24:45I think for like 5k.
24:46It looks disgusting.
24:48Oh, I had a couple ideas.
24:50Like tomorrow night, I'm doing a peep show.
24:52Live from my hotel room.
24:53Eat till I puke.
24:55Yeah, I was gonna like offer.
24:57Well, if she wants to come on the peep show, great.
24:59I was saying we could do it live from like her channels,
25:01like spin wheels on subscribers.
25:03Anything to lose the hundred peeps.
25:06After saying good morning.
25:08She's not going to do that.
25:20Common courtesy.
25:21Nice to see you.
25:22It's good to see.
25:26Psychotic.
25:35Nice to see her.
25:37Great.
25:40She's not like a huge fan of yours.
25:42Not the biggest.
25:43Looks like you're eating styrofoam or something.
25:45Also, do you think when Easter comes around,
25:50you will have even one peep?
25:51Let me tell you something, Bob Fox.
25:53When I eat that 320th peep,
25:54that'll be the last peep I eat for the rest of my life.
25:56I figured.
25:57I like peeps actually.
25:58Like when it comes to Easter.
26:00There's no way.
26:01Like I enjoy peeps, but I said to Tate last night,
26:04I feel like if I eat two peeps on Easter,
26:06I'm like, all right, I'm good.
26:07I don't think I've ever even had one.
26:08You've never had a peep.
26:09Not going to have one.
26:10They're actually pretty good.
26:11I think they're pretty good.
26:12I don't know if you guys saw these.
26:14They all suck.
26:15No offense to peeps because I'm trying to get sponsored.
26:18That's gone.
26:19That's not going to help.
26:20That's gone now.
26:20They anyways, my point before I was eating these,
26:27they didn't have these in Chicago.
26:28So I had to eat the Halloween version.
26:30Double the size, double the sugar.
26:32I ate 60 of them.
26:33So this is like a walk in the park.
26:36Okay, not really.
26:38Did you weigh yourself before?
26:41No, you're going to put on a substantial.
26:44I'll say this.
26:45I don't think the weight is my biggest problem.
26:47My teeth feel disgusting and I can feel it in my blood.
26:50Are you eating other things?
26:51I had my first salad in two decades yesterday.
26:54I shit afterwards.
26:55I shit.
26:56It was the first time I hadn't shit liquid in like four.
26:58It wasn't solid, but it wasn't liquid.
27:00So what's the plan for eating today?
27:03Just using another 100 today.
27:06I don't know.
27:07Do you have enough?
27:08Like, have you ordered enough?
27:09I ordered 200 to the office yesterday.
27:11All right.
27:11So you got enough.
27:12So you got through how many during the stream yesterday?
27:1550, 48.
27:16All right.
27:16You got over the 100 numbers.
27:18That again.
27:19Yeah, but you're going to have to hit up the coach of Oregon's football team
27:24and work out a deal with him or something.
27:26What I'm trying to do, Denzel Burke, I'm talking to you,
27:29targeted eight times on Saturday night for the bucket.
27:31Just a kid.
27:32He's just a kid.
27:33Just eat a peep, dude.
27:34Kids love peeps.
27:35Oh, so if you get the team to eat them, it comes off your total, you think?
27:39Denzel Burke or Ryan Day.
27:40If they eat peeps, it comes off my total.
27:42Those two, everyone else.
27:42That's fair.
27:43That's very fair.
27:43Okay.
27:45Come on, Ryan.
27:45So at least Ryan Day could do it.
27:46Ryan Day, I've had your back through thick and thin.
27:49You've lost to Michigan three straight times.
27:50Eat one fucking peep, Ryan Day.
27:52We can do one peep for you.
27:55That's fair.
27:55All right.
27:56That's a run now.