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00:00It seems like the end, like the final end of every boxing or fighting career now is a Paul brother.
00:08You know you're at the bottom when you're talking about fighting a Paul brother, basically.
00:15Welcome to The Rundown. It is Tuesday, December 17th.
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01:04I was just about to give you a compliment that you're an unbelievable reader.
01:07And then I messed it up. I messed it up.
01:10Close, but no cigar.
01:11Dang. All right. Well, let's get into it. We got some hot stories today sent to us by Nate.
01:17First up, Conor McGregor. At this point, he feels like a cockroach on my periphery that
01:23just won't go away. Every time I think he's finally been squashed, he comes crawling back.
01:28Enormously huge fall from grace. And now he's in the spotlight again saying that he has agreed to
01:33a boxing match with Logan Paul in India. And I feel at this point, Robbie Fox did this blog,
01:39and I think he's right. It seems like the end, like the final end of every
01:45boxing or fighting career now is a Paul brother. You know you're at the bottom when you're talking
01:52about fighting a Paul brother, basically. This one, he said, is sponsored by the Ambani family.
01:58Have you guys ever heard of them?
01:59Never heard of them.
02:00Isn't that the guy that has a $4 billion house? He's the richest person in the world,
02:06estimated more money than Musk.
02:09Ninth richest in the entire world. And Donnie was just in India, and he took a photo in front of
02:15this family's house is an 80-story skyscraper. They have the entire thing. It's insane.
02:21Yeah, so it looks like a legit bank building in any downtown. And inside of it has multiple
02:28meeting halls that look like the big cathedral that Belle from Beauty and the Beast used to
02:33dance in. It has a garage that's in it.
02:37A parking garage.
02:38He has 350 cars that he has, and they're all Lamborghinis and stuff like that. His house is
02:45insane.
02:46Yeah, it's a $4.6 billion house in India.
02:49Oh my God.
02:50And this family, that's nothing to them. This family is worth $120 billion. They started out
02:55in the textile world, and now they do telecoms, oil, all this stuff. They've just become, again,
03:00ninth richest family in the world. Name a corporation, they probably have ties to it
03:04somehow.
03:04So if they're going to have that fight in that house, though, they're obviously going to sell
03:08tickets. They're just going to have all these people inside the house.
03:10Well, it's not that the fight would be at the house. It's that he's saying this family...
03:14So this family is so rich that celebrities are their toys. Celebrities are their playthings.
03:19Their son got married last year, one of their sons.
03:22Guess how much the wedding costs? Just take a stab at it.
03:25They're worth, you said hundreds of billions?
03:27They're worth $120 billion.
03:28$50 million.
03:28I'm going to say it costed... I'm going to go $500 million.
03:34$600 million, this wedding.
03:35Wow. I was just going to make fun of you for $500 million. Holy...
03:40Think about it, when you have $120 billion, you could throw that shit away like it's nothing.
03:45He could have another five more weddings, and it wouldn't put a dent in there.
03:48It was national news for weeks, and every major celebrity around the world was there.
03:52They were either there as a guest, or they were there performing. It's like
03:55Justin Bieber is their Ken doll, and they're like, you come here now and dance for us.
03:59They could have anybody they want.
04:01They probably paid their whole salary in one night. Bieber probably made more money from
04:05that wedding, which is a crazy thing to say, but we're talking about how much money they have.
04:09Bieber probably made more at that wedding than he did on record sales, which is insane to say.
04:14I know they sent Beyonce, and Beyonce got $15 or $20 million for one party.
04:21Yeah, it's crazy. But anyway, so people are wondering that this could be true,
04:25or I wouldn't put it past Conor McGregor to just make this up to be in the news again,
04:30or maybe he's hoping if he says it, something will come from it or something like that.
04:34I think this will happen simply because he could go do his cocaine thing. He could go to parties,
04:41be at Ibiza till 3 a.m., do whatever the hell he wants to do, because at the end of the day,
04:45he's boxing Logan Paul in India. This is simply just to make money. If you watch any of the Paul
04:51brother fights, they all suck. They're all a joke. I don't want to sit here and say they're rigged,
04:56but they don't feel like legitimate fights, at least from the guys that they're fighting against.
05:00Whereas McGregor, he had a real fight scheduled, I believe with Michael Chandler. He was supposed
05:05to come back to the UFC, and then he pulled out a couple of weeks before that fight.
05:09He ain't ever coming back.
05:11He's got all that money. He doesn't care. He doesn't have that fight in him, but a boxing
05:15match with a WWE fighter like Logan Paul in India for a fat bag, that's right up his alley.
05:21I hate McGregor, man. He's still in the news. He's won one fight since he fought Eddie Alvarez
05:27in November of 2016. The only other fighter that-
05:32Was Cowboy Cerrone, right?
05:33Yeah, and he was riding a three or four loss win streak, or loss streak, and then immediately
05:40retired. I'm sick of Conor McGregor.
05:43Yeah, I know. I want him to just embrace him being the loud Irish scumbag that he is.
05:49Know what content I want from him? Him on a yacht partying, him at the club, or like-
05:53I don't know. He's kind of a rapist.
05:54I'm done with him fighting. Oh, is he?
05:55So I'm kind of done with, yes, he's kind of a rapist.
05:58Okay, well, I don't support that. People need to understand I'm very uninformed about a lot
06:03of things.
06:04I just want to see him partying with women on a boat again.
06:06Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe I don't want to see him partying.
06:08Breaking news.
06:11If you're going to get all your info from Nikki Smokes, maybe don't.
06:14Yeah, do not do that.
06:15He lost his civil case, again, with Nikita Hand, and Google it. He's a bad guy. He was
06:23dropped by Proper 12, and now he's saying this is the night. He's basically calling for relevance.
06:28Read Robbie's blog. Interesting. And do a deep dive on the Ambani family. Just really
06:32fascinating people.
06:33And if I had that much money, like if my parents were throwing me a $600 million wedding,
06:39I don't know why they're working. I guess we're built different, because I would just
06:43give up and live on a pontoon boat somewhere.
06:44This is going to be a dumb question, but if you came from a family with that much money,
06:48do you feel like you're missing out on certain things in life? Because I feel like you just
06:53have everything made for you.
06:54I will say, I've been seeing these TikToks on my algorithm lately with deep south people
06:59on their fan boat, like way deep in the swamps, and they're like,
07:03the millionaires will never be rich like this. And I'm like, that does look fun as hell.
07:08I'm not a millionaire, but I'll never experience that. I would like to. So yeah,
07:11they're missing out. These millionaires are missing out. I feel bad for them.
07:14If I could get $150 billion, I would do it.
07:17For sure.
07:18But also, they'll never have the satisfaction of buying their first home,
07:23because they don't care about that stuff.
07:24That's right.
07:25And there's no chance.
07:26Or your first paycheck. I felt like the man when I first got my first paycheck ever.
07:31My first car, Hyundai Sonata, where the windows didn't work. I lived in Southern California.
07:36It was hot. So every time I drove around, I had to open the door with my arm and keep
07:39it open with my elbow.
07:40And that builds character.
07:41It did. Look at me now.
07:42I wonder what those kids have for character.
07:43Yeah.
07:44I mean, I don't know. I've never met them. So who am I to judge?
07:46Well, the son that got the super expensive married, he looks like a fat piece of shit
07:52with super greasy hair.
07:53He maybe has stuff going on.
07:56Does he?
07:57I don't know.
07:59If he has $150 billion, we can throw out some fat jokes.
08:03That's true. Yes. Yes. He's got a thyroid issue. That's fine. We're not here to judge.
08:07Round two.
08:08Jesus. Who cares? He's fat.
08:11And rich.
08:12This is more up my alley. We're talking pigskin, boys.
08:16You know old Doug Gottlieb, he dared to question Adam Schefter's report.
08:20And Schefter reminds him Green Bay is in last place on the horizon on a game seven losing streak.
08:26I'm pretty sure that's Green Bay University.
08:28Yes.
08:29And it's basketball.
08:30And see, I read that headline six times.
08:33I'm like, the Packers haven't lost seven in a row.
08:36The fuck are we talking about?
08:37Okay. Somebody else take this one.
08:39I mean, that's basically the story.
08:41Doug Gottlieb is out here talking smack.
08:45Or about Adam Schefter's report that Michael Vick was going to go be the Sacramento State head coach.
08:53And that they had $50 million in NIL money.
08:56And he's saying, Doug Gottlieb's coming in and be like, no, you don't have that much.
08:59I talked to people. You only got a million dollars.
09:02And then Schefter, uncharacteristically, comes back firing.
09:06Because the amount of Schefter ridiculous tweets that he gets,
09:10to have it be so rare that he fires back like that is nuts.
09:14And it was a personal one.
09:16He said, last time on social media and more time in the gym.
09:19And he screenshotted the record.
09:21Dead last.
09:22And that's brutal for all those kids that play for Green Bay.
09:25One, that Kate thought that there was a football team.
09:28And two, that you have Adam Scheffler, who has the most.
09:33Schefter.
09:33Scheff, what?
09:35Right?
09:35Yeah, it's Schefter.
09:36What did I say?
09:37Scheffler.
09:38It's okay.
09:39It's called sports.
09:40I'm done talking.
09:42I mean, to your point, though.
09:43Kate gets the whole article wrong.
09:45Be like, ah, you threw in a rogue L.
09:47Not on my watch, bitch.
09:49Get it right, dickhead.
09:50Go ahead.
09:51It is funny, though, because those kids that play for Green Bay, like,
09:54no one knows who they are.
09:55Like, they're flying right under the radar.
09:56And then Adam Schefter's like, you guys suck.
09:59And now the whole world is just shitting on you.
10:00And they're dead ass last.
10:02Yeah, seven game losing streak.
10:03They haven't won a game all year.
10:04Do you think he went overboard here?
10:06No.
10:07I like when people clap back a little bit.
10:10So the clap back was deserved.
10:11Especially when it's coming from a coach that's 0 and 7.
10:14Like, yeah, clap back.
10:15And I'm like, I don't think you should sit here and clap back to like,
10:18I ate her box 042622 on Twitter.
10:21But like a coach like that?
10:23Yeah, go after him.
10:24And Doug Gottlieb's not liked anyway.
10:26He's widely known as a douchebag.
10:28Oh, okay.
10:28Well, this is fine, then.
10:29I also like that Adam Schefter-
10:30Not all douchebags are bad douchebags.
10:31I'd like to put that out there.
10:32He didn't take Jesus's name in vain.
10:34He did that.
10:35He spelled it correctly.
10:36He spelled it with a Z.
10:38So you know that he's not a bad guy.
10:40That's true.
10:40And Gottlieb's still doing his show, too.
10:44His podcast show.
10:47He was kind of with Titus, where he was working for Fox.
10:50Then he left Fox to go be this coach from Green Bay.
10:54But he's still doing his show.
10:55He's doing a podcast while his team's 0 and 7?
10:57That's crazy work.
10:58He's like, yeah, he's still got all of his media commitments.
11:02That's crazy.
11:02Well, maybe that's why they're 0 and 7, with Doug.
11:05Yeah, get them back in the gym, Doug.
11:06Jesus with a Z, Doug.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Damn.
11:10All right.
11:10All right.
11:10Yeah.
11:11That's worse.
11:12Yeah.
11:14Old Adam Scheffler.
11:16Scheffling through the day.
11:17Shut up.
11:18All right.
11:19The New York Post drops a bombshell report announcing finance bros are hammering lines
11:24of Adderall to get through the day.
11:26That's all, honey.
11:27That's...
11:28I think of the words of Pat.
11:29That's cocaine.
11:30I was gonna say, I don't know how this is a New York Post bombshell.
11:34Welcome to the real world, brother.
11:36This is happening every day.
11:37Did we not just walk up Wall Street?
11:39Did we not live through the 80s and 90s and whatever?
11:42Also, a little Adderall.
11:44Is great for you.
11:45Who among us?
11:46Right.
11:46Who among us hasn't taken a little?
11:49And also, I would have thought it'd be nosebeards.
11:51Yeah.
11:52Nosebeards would have been a sicker article.
11:54I read the headline, like, Adderall?
11:56This is just another day.
11:57I mean, people are snorting Adderall in college, high school, work.
12:01Adderall's nothing.
12:02It's illegal.
12:03I will say it's never worked out for me the way I've intended it to.
12:08So, like, a couple times at the office, somebody's like,
12:11you want a half one?
12:12Because I'm trying to buy.
12:13I'm like, I can't focus.
12:14Like, have a half Adderall.
12:15And instead, this was old New York office, Katie.
12:18And instead, I would just stand by the subway entrance
12:20outside the office smoking cigarettes all day long and get nothing done.
12:23The Adderall gets you geeked and fiending for cigs.
12:26Another time I took one, I was...
12:28We had our show from 10 to midnight on SiriusXM.
12:31Chaps and I used to have a show 10 to midnight.
12:33And then as soon as the show ended at midnight, I was, like, brand new.
12:36And I was like, I'm gonna go to the Indy 500 and report from there.
12:40I had a microphone that plugged into my phone.
12:42And I had an old Honda CRV.
12:43And somebody's like, here, take this so you stay awake.
12:45And this car was a piece of shit.
12:48I take it and I'm like, oh, it's so tiny.
12:50Maybe edit this, this is dumb.
12:52So I take the other one too at the same time.
12:54Turns out tininess doesn't, whatever.
12:57Next thing you know, I don't think I stopped once.
13:00I was hitting the gas pedal to the beat of the music.
13:03With my veins.
13:03I chewed bubble gum so hard, I couldn't work my jaw by the time.
13:07It was terrible.
13:07Sounded like you were on Molly, Kate.
13:09I don't know what happened.
13:10It was like, I got in the car.
13:12I was pumping.
13:12Grinding your teeth.
13:13The sun came up and I was in Indiana.
13:15I was like, holy shit.
13:17So yeah, it never works for me the way it's supposed to.
13:19But anyway.
13:19You got sexually harassed for like five hours.
13:21I did.
13:22Check out that old video.
13:24Anyway, that's when I still had it.
13:26I never get sexually harassed anymore.
13:28Do you miss it a little bit?
13:30You know, a little whistle here and there isn't terrible.
13:34Ladies, quit complaining.
13:36You're going to lose it someday.
13:37Kate would kill to be back in the chow hall of Marjah.
13:40Man, oh man.
13:40Getting barked at.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Solid eight.
13:43Right?
13:43You're Marjah eight.
13:44I was at 8.7.
13:458.7?
13:46If I put on perfume.
13:47Forget it.
13:48The fellas went crazy.
13:49The perfume, first time you smell that shit again, gets you going.
13:52Gets you going.
13:53Somebody in the chow hall there, when I came back,
13:55was wearing a little love spell by our friends at Victoria's Secret.
13:59That had the boys barking up the tree.
14:00Forget it.
14:00Boner.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Straight boner.
14:02You didn't even have to see her.
14:03You just smelt her.
14:05Yeah.
14:05Anyways, we didn't really get into this blog or article.
14:08I don't know who wrote it, but I feel like the general consensus is no shit.
14:12Yeah, exactly.
14:13Finance girls popping out or all.
14:15Welcome to the party.
14:16All right.
14:16Ultimate dick kicking is the world's next great combat sport.
14:20And we're going to do a promo of it here today.
14:23They're sponsoring us right now.
14:24Fellas, stand up.
14:26Doink.
14:27I mean, you can kick chaps in the dick.
14:29I still have to have kids.
14:30I can't lose them right now.
14:31Can I ask what hurts worse?
14:33Say I did do it, and you know sometimes it hurts worse to just get like,
14:37just barely hit in the dick.
14:39I wouldn't, not that I would know.
14:44Which would be worse, the balls or the tip of your penis?
14:47The balls for sure.
14:48I was just going to say like, if the dicks hit just the dick, it doesn't hurt.
14:54Yes.
14:54If you get the balls, all right, game over.
14:58Really?
14:59I've always said that you could take my dick, put it on a curb,
15:01and have a car run over it.
15:03And I don't think I would know.
15:04Yeah, I feel like a dick is kind of like a cat.
15:05Like if it was soft.
15:06Yeah, if it was soft, yeah.
15:07It would hurt a little.
15:09Yeah, the dick is fair game.
15:11But it's the balls where if you get kicked there,
15:13that's where it's game over, lights out.
15:16Okay.
15:16Well, I guess this is like an actual.
15:19I wonder now, are they focusing on the dick kick?
15:22Are they just using that as like a broad term?
15:26No, I think it's kind of like the monks.
15:28Have you seen those monks that do like body hardening Tai Chi?
15:33And they'll stand there with their legs completely out
15:36and have dudes like punch them straight in the junk.
15:38Oh, okay.
15:39So it looks like we're going balls.
15:41Yeah, we're going balls.
15:42It's very like it's not represented.
15:44Well, it should be either crotch kicking,
15:47which I like a verbal alliteration,
15:50or it should be ball kicking.
15:52Yes.
15:52Ball busters.
15:53Ball buster.
15:54Yeah.
15:54What country is this?
15:56This has to be in fucking.
15:59UD's, don't guess, Nick.
16:01I was going to say, that's why I was going to guess it.
16:04That's why I started, I was like,
16:05I'm going to get painted as something.
16:07I don't want to be painted.
16:10You know, I'd love to see Conor McGregor get good at this
16:12and be around women on a boat again.
16:14That'd be sick.
16:16All right.
16:16UDCK.
16:18I don't know what that could be.
16:21Well, anyway, they're kicking each other in the dick.
16:23So there you have it.
16:24Yeah, Stephanie's looking out.
16:25Where is it?
16:26Locale.
16:28To be part of that, how much would you have to get paid
16:32to stand there and like have a real.
16:34Seven figures.
16:35Seven figures.
16:36Seven?
16:36To get kicked in the dick?
16:38Because you can get your balls split open.
16:38Way less for me.
16:40Really?
16:40Yeah.
16:41I mean, I probably like as hard as that dude just did it.
16:45But 10 grand.
16:46But then imagine just how much better
16:48and how much stronger the kicks get over time
16:50and how much your balls.
16:51Like you've already had kids, vasectomy.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Like I'm in my prime.
16:55I can't be having my junk fucked with right now.
16:57Unless it's for seven figures.
16:58Once your hair comes in, you're going to be crushed.
17:00Oh, yeah.
17:00Forget it.
17:02All right.
17:02Well, they're kicking each other in the dick.
17:05Yeah, they are.
17:06This is some shit that I could see going down.
17:08Oh, that makes sense.
17:09Yeah.
17:09That was my guess.
17:10Thailand?
17:11Yeah.
17:11Oh, you should have said it.
17:12I didn't want to.
17:13Okay.
17:14That's okay.
17:15I would love to see this, though.
17:17If it's like 3 a.m.
17:18You're coming back from the club or whatever,
17:19and you could like bet on this.
17:21That would rock.
17:22This is not an event that you watch live.
17:24This is an event that you consume on TikTok.
17:27And you've been drunk or you're super high
17:30and you're just going through it with your buddies
17:32and laughing at somebody getting kicked in the dick.
17:34This is not like you're waiting for commercials and shit.
17:37Yeah, I would like 2 a.m.
17:38I wouldn't mind seeing this on a bar TV in the back.
17:40Right.
17:41It'd be hilarious.
17:41Yeah, this makes sense.
17:42All right.
17:43There you have it.
17:44We're kicking dicks.
17:46And finally, the after show.
17:49It is back again tonight.
17:51Surviving Barstool episode 7.
17:54As per usual, I am not in the know.
17:56I swear to God, I do not know who won.
18:00And I'm the kind of person who I have to like-
18:02Well, it's not even over yet.
18:03There's no way for you to know to win
18:04because the ending is live show.
18:05But I'm saying I work in the office where it took place.
18:07Like I'm sure some people know.
18:09I'm saying I don't know.
18:10I could be working with the winner every day
18:11or they could be, I have like no idea.
18:13I leave the room if people are talking about it.
18:16Because I don't want to pull Mincy.
18:18Yep.
18:18Why not?
18:19If you pull up Mincy, you could just go on the show next year
18:20and have a chance to win 250k.
18:22Good point.
18:23Good point.
18:24Yeah.
18:24At this point, you might as well spoil it.
18:26And then maybe you'll get the call up next year.
18:28Is it tough for you to watch it and be like,
18:30I would have done better at this part?
18:31Yes.
18:31Yeah.
18:32And like, honestly, looking back,
18:34like when it first started, I was kind of salty
18:36because I did end up getting cut.
18:39But Mincy is fucking hilarious.
18:40And maybe it's just because we're so used to him.
18:44I could see where Dave's coming from,
18:45where if you don't work in this office
18:47and you're just seeing Mincy for the first time.
18:49Watching him try to put his vote into the vote box.
18:51Or in like a three size small shirt is fucking comedy.
18:54So I get it.
18:56The saltiness has kind of left my body.
18:58But yeah, I watch it.
18:59I'm like, I would fuck this competition up.
19:01Yeah.
19:01For sure.
19:02But it's fun to see episode seven tonight.
19:04Kate, before you end things,
19:06I'm really thirsty.
19:06Anything that we should drink or anything?
19:09Ooh, you know what?
19:10Yeah.
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19:42We got Christmas next week.
19:43We have also tonight, we got surviving barstool.
19:46We have the Jerry After Dark Christmas special.
19:48We have the company swap going on.
19:51The company gift.
19:52Did you guys get your gifts for the company white elephant?
19:54Yeah, do you want me to tell you what I got?
19:56Yes.
19:56I got two bottles of red wine.
19:59Nice red wine.
19:59How much did you spend?
20:00I spent the maximum.
20:03What was the maximum?
20:04Which is 50 bucks.
20:0450 bucks, okay.
20:05I got, you wanna know what I got?
20:07What?
20:08I got two trips or a trip with me and somebody else
20:12to go to a Turkish bath together.
20:14That would fucking rock.
20:16And get couples massage.
20:19Sick gift.
20:19You and the boys just out there.
20:21Thugging it out, thumbs in back.
20:23Yeah, none of the TikTok girls are allowed to go.
20:27I'm in.
20:28I can't wait to get that thing.
20:29Hell yeah.
20:31What'd you get?
20:32Rotisserie chicken with a scratch off tape to the top.
20:34No, you didn't.
20:35Yeah.
20:36Is that bad?
20:37No, it's good.
20:39A cold rotisserie chicken is just gonna be sitting out there?
20:42I didn't get it yet, but it'll be nice and warm
20:44by the time the gift rolls out.
20:45Cause I want somebody to feel the package
20:46and be like, this is warm.
20:48What?
20:48You're sick.
20:49Yeah.
20:50You really are sick.
20:50So that should be good.
20:52What are your thoughts on Christmas before we wrap up?
20:56Great question.
20:57Great question.
20:57Wow, that's a deep, that's a great question.
20:59I'll start to give you an idea of what I would say.
21:01Thoughts.
21:03As I've gotten older, I'm kind of like, ugh.
21:06Holidays or whatever.
21:06You gotta spend so much money.
21:08It's expensive, but I've realized the true importance of them.
21:12Like just being home with the family.
21:14So like the way I view Christmas now versus back then
21:17has completely shifted.
21:18Now you guys as parents, I feel like Christmas comes around
21:21and you're like, oh fuck.
21:22Like I'm gonna spend like $2,000 on these fucking kids.
21:25Yeah, that's a lot.
21:26Yeah.
21:27Like flights home, gifts for everyone.
21:30That's my biggest advice for new parents.
21:33Make your families come to you.
21:35Like if they don't, it's because it's just like your mom
21:39or your dad or whoever it is, like that's your family.
21:42You got all these damn kids.
21:43That's expensive to fly home.
21:45Oh yeah.
21:45Come to see me.
21:46You should be older, have more money than me.
21:48Right, and that's what I told my parents last year.
21:51I was like, look, I had to go cheap on the gifts
21:53because I just spent like $1,500 to get home.
21:56Right, exactly.
21:56Like I'm the present, it's like surprise.
21:58Yeah, here I am, mom.
22:00Flew the whole family to Philly for Thanksgiving.
22:00You wanna come to my event where I get kicked in the dick tonight?
22:04Yeah.
22:05Driving to Knoxville, Tennessee for Christmas.
22:08Yeah.
22:09One-year-old and a three-year-old.
22:10You're driving there?
22:11Yeah.
22:11Oh, I know about that, that drive sucks.
22:14Anyways, I will say it's more fun as a parent again though,
22:17because you get to like trick them again.
22:19Right.
22:20And I thought last year, my son was two, almost three.
22:23And I had Pat inside reading him the Night Before Christmas book.
22:26And I thought, I'm gonna go outside and ring jingle bells.
22:28So he thinks, and I was like, this is gonna be like core memory magic.
22:32I go outside, I start ringing the doorbells.
22:34Apparently, he started, like freaked him the fuck out.
22:37He thought Santa was like here right now.
22:39And it became this whole, there's tears, it was an issue.
22:42So that's been fun.
22:44Thanks for asking.
22:45Yeah, well, I do think you're right though.
22:47There was like a four-year gap, five-year gap
22:49between being like older enough to not care about what I got
22:53to then having kids in that middle area.
22:55I was like, I don't give a shit about Christmas, I don't give a shit.
22:57Well, I care about it just to like see my family.
23:01What's the best gift you ever got?
23:03Oh, I mean, I was spoiled my childhood.
23:06Like my mom always went above and beyond.
23:09The best gift I ever got for Christmas?
23:15Probably the Camaro SS I got for my first car.
23:18Holy shit, you got a Camaro SS, that's a good gift.
23:20Almost every dude I've ever asked has a gaming system of some sort.
23:23A lot of shit happened after that, but we'll save that for later.
23:27I was gonna say my Land Before Time stuffed animal.
23:30You got a Camaro SS.
23:33Yeah, no, that was the best Christmas gift because I got it when I was 15
23:38and my mom was such a G that she just let me drive it
23:40with my permits license the whole time.
23:43And then I finally turned 16 and it was like,
23:46I was already driving for six months, so it was great.
23:48Hell yeah.
23:49Yeah, shout out my mom.
23:50Well, that's it from us, I guess.
23:51Merry Christmas to everybody.
23:54Don't forget the reason for the season, as Nikki Smoke said,
23:56getting back home with your friends, maybe getting a little strange.
23:59Yeah, pop off this week.
24:02If you're flying back home, pop off, call that ex.
24:04Maybe not the ex.
24:05Why are we acting like we're gonna be gone?
24:07It's the 17th.
24:08We got a full like rest of the week.
24:11I'm leaving Thursday.
24:12I got a wedding Saturday in the Florida Keys.
24:14You know what that means?
24:16Single, sad woman.
24:18No, all right.
24:20Watch out for Nikki Smoke if you're in the Keys.
24:22And happy holidays to all.
24:26Merry Christmas.
24:29you