The Goggleboxers share their thoughts on the week's TV highlights including, Presidential Debate news, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, FBoy Island Australia and Critical Incident.
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00:00A hundred people have walked in and out this morning, not one of them decided to take the
00:18fricking rubbish bag to the rubbish.
00:20Oh, no, no, no, no, Anastasia will do it, the slave of the house.
00:26Like Leah left this one to go to her facial.
00:29Do you think she said, oh mum, I'll take the rubbish to the, oh God no, that's too much
00:34trouble for everybody.
00:35Did you take the rubbish out for your mum and dad?
00:37Yes, bloody, well actually taking the rubbish out was my brother's job.
00:42Every evening in Australia.
00:43Let's go.
00:44Love it or hate it, it's a bit of fun.
00:46TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:49And I'm back for Aussie TV.
00:50God, it's the same every year but I'll just keep watching.
00:53But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:55It's always nice to find out what Australia thinks.
00:58Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
01:02Yeah, this will be amazing.
01:03The only amazing thing about this show is that it keeps getting a new season every year.
01:09This week, we discovered the secrets of the Hells Angels.
01:12This would be so scary.
01:13Oh, could you imagine going undercover?
01:16The secret lives of Mormon wives.
01:18Oh my God, stop, this is so good.
01:23And a new drama that's all about a critical incident.
01:26What is going on?
01:27I am critically confused.
01:36This is my voice.
01:38How's it go?
01:40This is the...
01:45Surprise!
01:46Yep, and Sunday on Seven, we stepped into...
01:49Brussels Battle Arena.
01:51Oh, we're in the ring.
01:53Battle time.
01:54Why is it a battle?
01:55They actually pick two people to do the same song
01:58and then he has to pick which one's better.
02:00It's dance battle karaoke.
02:02Each coach will be taking only their best artist through to the knockout.
02:06How great's Sonia looking?
02:08Sonia Kruger looks like she could do an Iron Man at any moment.
02:11And also ready to show off their musical muscles is Coach Guy.
02:15This battle is between my school teacher and my delivery driver.
02:19He is the most fabulous truck driver I've ever seen.
02:22The song is by Anastasia.
02:24Oh, thank you.
02:25We love Anastasia.
02:26I can't name one Anastasia song.
02:28I'm Outta Love.
02:30Except for that.
02:30One hit wonder.
02:31Huge shoes to fill with this song.
02:33Just relax.
02:35Put your own spin on it.
02:36Now baby, come on.
02:38He has such a nice voice.
02:40Run to the ring.
02:42So does she.
02:43Said I'm outta love.
02:45Set me free, set me free.
02:48You can tell that she's a better singer, but he's got a bit of a unique voice.
02:52I'm outta love.
02:54Set me free.
02:56You can't handle me.
02:59I'm outta love.
03:00Whoa.
03:01No, I didn't like that.
03:02No, neither did Guy.
03:04You guys look...
03:06What has she got on?
03:06Looks like she's wearing a drape.
03:08Where's her left arm?
03:09Shannon, I would never even in a million years think you were a school teacher.
03:13So she's saying all the school teachers in the world are ugly old people?
03:16Hello?
03:17What happens now?
03:17Guy chooses his favourite.
03:19Who won the battle for you?
03:20What we wanted to do.
03:21By the way, I love Guy's Gucci vest.
03:23Vests are all the rage.
03:25Oh, are they?
03:26I don't really know what to say.
03:27Holy shit, Guy's vest is worth $1,542.
03:32If you pay two grand, you get the full jumper.
03:35I'm gonna break hearts either way.
03:36Let's just find out who he chooses.
03:39Shannon.
03:40The girl is better.
03:41All right, I'm sticking with you.
03:42Let's go for the girl.
03:44Shannon.
03:46Thank you so much, Guy.
03:47Yeah, baby.
03:48Well, Paya, at least you've got a deadly outfit that you can go out clubbing in now.
03:51You can be the disco ball.
03:52Next up, it's Kate's pick.
03:54This battle is between my cheerleader, Mole.
03:57What? What do you call her?
03:59Mole.
03:59And my Disney princess, Jayden.
04:01One looks like she's Celine Dion.
04:03The other one looks like Billie Eilish.
04:04Game on, Mole.
04:05How can you see?
04:08Oh, nice.
04:10She's like she's a church, a choir.
04:12A voice from God.
04:13God!
04:14Oh, Jesus.
04:15Jesus Christ.
04:16I'm a girl, pick me up inside.
04:19Can you understand her?
04:21Sounds like she vomited.
04:25She's got demons.
04:26Give me a price.
04:28It's a singing competition, not a screaming competition.
04:30Disney princess has killed that.
04:32This really is an impossible choice.
04:35Oh, come on.
04:37No one will pick her.
04:38That's black and white, yin and yang.
04:41Kamala and the orange one.
04:44The person I'm going to take through is Jayden.
04:47You chose right again, Alex.
04:48Yeah!
04:50Goodness has prevailed, Lee.
04:52Evil never won.
04:53And finally, it's Guy's turn again.
04:55This battle is between my powerhouse voices,
04:59Jayden and Roland.
05:00The heavyweights are in the ring.
05:02Is it smart to put your two powerhouses against each other?
05:05Yes.
05:05Because then you're losing one.
05:06OK, what song for these powerhouses?
05:09Something's got a hold on me lately.
05:11Your favourite song?
05:12Oh, stunning.
05:14Ha, hoo, ha, ha, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:21When you're not next to me.
05:23When you're not next to me.
05:26You close your eyes, they sound the same.
05:28Yeah.
05:28Guess who's singing?
05:29Next to me.
05:31Wouldn't have a clue.
05:33How do you pick?
05:34What have I done?
05:37What do you put your two powerhouses together for, Guy?
05:38Use your brain.
05:39Well...
05:40Take them both!
05:42It's on me and Ty.
05:43But, you've got to make a choice.
05:45You, Roland.
05:47Roland!
05:52Yes!
05:53He saved both of them.
05:54You're not going home, baby!
05:56He's saving them both!
05:58He called it!
05:59You're three from three, Mallee.
06:02And he's been saved!
06:03Ah!
06:06What's going on?
06:06They all saved him.
06:08So he can choose who he wants to go with now.
06:10I wouldn't go with Guy.
06:11Guy kicked him off.
06:12Don't cheat on me.
06:13Excuse you?
06:14Maybe you should have picked me first.
06:16Yeah, you should definitely cheat on Guy.
06:17I'm a great side piece.
06:20I'm sure you are, Adam.
06:21Come home!
06:22Get with it, Guy.
06:23He didn't choose you.
06:24Go with it, Kurt.
06:25I'm going to be a loyal man.
06:26Wait, what?
06:27Wait, did he?
06:28I'm going to stick with Team Guy.
06:29No!
06:30No!
06:31Boy, he wasn't loyal to you.
06:35He picked him up like he weighed nothing at all.
06:38Wow, he's actually quite small, Guy.
06:39Sorry, this is PG.
06:41That was a waste of 20 minutes.
06:43He just stayed in the same team.
06:46That was such a good battle, Et.
06:48I've never watched the battles before
06:49and I'm glad I did now.
06:50And the fact that Malik picked a tie
06:53and all other winners.
06:54He's got a 100% record.
06:57Did you just fart on me?
06:58I farted on you the whole time.
07:12God, once you start running,
07:13like, you just need to keep buying stuff.
07:15Yeah, and telling your mates that you're running.
07:17I know you're doing a marathon.
07:18Relax, mate.
07:19I went for a run the other day at 5am.
07:21I do not care.
07:24This week, almost 67 million Americans
07:27watched the most anticipated presidential debate in decades.
07:31And we tuned into the news to catch up with it all.
07:33Harris v. Trump.
07:35Ding, ding, ding, Leanne.
07:36The circus is in town.
07:38It was the second presidential debate
07:41with a slight recast.
07:42Where is our president?
07:43You're not running against Joe Biden,
07:45you're running against me.
07:46I love how Kamala presents herself.
07:49Kamala is incredibly smart.
07:51Well, anyone with half a brain shouldn't be voting for Trump.
07:53Trump.
07:54Trump.
07:55After a short handshake,
07:56Donald Trump and Kamala Harris were off.
07:58Go Trump!
07:59He wants to do good for America.
08:01Yeah, right, he's a misogynist prick.
08:03And Harris focused on getting under Trump's skin.
08:06She baited him heat.
08:07Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people.
08:12And clearly he is having
08:13a very difficult time processing that.
08:17He didn't like that.
08:18No, no.
08:19And then he went on a full rant
08:20that no one knew what the hell he was saying.
08:22I read where she was not black.
08:25What?
08:25What?
08:26Now she wants to do transgender operations
08:29on illegal aliens that are in prison.
08:31Wait, what?
08:32What?
08:33What?
08:33Doesn't make sense.
08:34Someone make it make sense.
08:35And there was a subtle, nuanced debate on immigration.
08:39Donald just says shit, people believe him.
08:41He actually makes a lot of sense
08:43and they're trying to get him out
08:44because he says the truth.
08:45They're eating the dogs.
08:47What?
08:48What?
08:49What?
08:49The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
08:51What?
08:52He said that migrants are coming into the country
08:55and eating dogs and cats.
08:56Wait, what?
08:58If he wasn't the potential next president of America,
09:02you'd call him insane.
09:03Well, you can still call him insane.
09:05The candidates ending their debate
09:07with their dueling visions of the future.
09:09The American people know we all have so much more in common
09:12than what separates us.
09:13Her campaign is all about unity.
09:16His.
09:17We're gonna end up in a third world war.
09:20Just fear.
09:21Fear mongering.
09:22He just wants to make America great and I believe that.
09:25I don't.
09:26However, some didn't think it was a fair fight for Trump,
09:29citing bias from the debate moderators.
09:32They kept steering the conversations,
09:35conversation to topics that were bad for Trump.
09:37True.
09:38Exactly.
09:39And corrected him at least four times.
09:42Yeah.
09:42That's because he said people were eating people's pets.
09:46And Harris' authenticity was also questioned.
09:49Reportedly, she's had people from the Hollywood set
09:51and others coaching her.
09:53Well, yes, it's a national debate.
09:54Why are we speaking badly that she's being prepared for this?
09:58Like she's taking the role seriously, crime.
10:00But despite criticism that Trump
10:02was less prepared than Harris.
10:04Donald Trump's campaign claimed victory.
10:06What?
10:07Were you listening to the same thing we were listening to?
10:09I think she won.
10:10She wiped the floor with him.
10:12This was my best debate.
10:13I thought it was very good.
10:14What?
10:15He's clearly a man who struggles with fact.
10:17Yeah.
10:18But people believe him and they vote for him.
10:21But then someone who won't be voting for him
10:24made a surprise endorsement.
10:26Taylor Swift chose the immediate aftermath of the debate
10:30to reveal she'll be voting for the vice president.
10:33Taylor Swift has endorsed Kamala Harris.
10:35Thing is, in America, you're not forced to vote.
10:37It's not mandatory.
10:38But about 400,000 people suddenly registered to vote
10:42because she rallied them to do that.
10:43Wow.
10:44That's massive.
10:45In an extremely close contest,
10:47both candidates need whatever advantage they can get.
10:52We're two months out from the actual elections.
10:55Who's gonna win?
10:55I actually have no idea and that's terrifying.
10:58Do you think America and the world at large
11:01will be a better place if Trump is elected
11:05or if Harris is elected?
11:06Correct.
11:07That's what it comes down to.
11:19In Melbourne, Keith's got new hearing aids.
11:22When I got these in, I can hear at all.
11:24It's called normal hearing, Keith.
11:26Yeah, but I couldn't hear the birds before.
11:27Now I can hear.
11:28You have got the tiniest little ears I've ever seen.
11:31Well, you know what they say, little ears, big...
11:32Hands?
11:33You know what they say about big hands.
11:35Yeah, little feet.
11:37You know what they say about little feet?
11:40This week on Paramount Plus...
11:42The inspired unemployed.
11:44Oh, I love these guys.
11:47This is basically a bunch of guys doing stupid pranks.
11:50I love this show.
11:51Your favourite show
11:52because you love to annoy people full-time.
11:55This is gonna be cringe television.
11:57All right, challenge one.
11:58We're at the foot spa.
12:00We've rigged this beauty salon with hidden cameras
12:02and dressed ourselves just like real beauticians.
12:05We have to do and say everything we're told by the others.
12:07So what happens if he doesn't repeat it?
12:09If you refuse, you lose.
12:11So they're in another room and he has an earpiece
12:14and so they tell him what to say.
12:15Say, you're in safe hands here.
12:16So you're in safe hands here.
12:18I would love to be in Jared's ear while he's doing it.
12:20I'll be like, Jared, before you start rubbing her feet,
12:23can you give an acknowledgement of country?
12:26Say, I used to have a foot fetish.
12:30He's gotta say it.
12:30Do it.
12:32I used to have a foot fetish.
12:34Dom, just suddenly take out your phone
12:36and you have to try and get a subtle selfie with her foot.
12:39Oh, no way.
12:40If she sees you, it's a fail, Dommy.
12:43Is it hailing?
12:48He's just taking a selfie with her dirty little dogs.
12:52Look at that face.
12:54If looks, good kill.
12:55I think we...
12:56Yeah, I think we'll refrain from that.
12:58It's a fail.
13:00Next.
13:01Hello.
13:01Hi, how are you?
13:02Good, thanks.
13:03Let's see if it's Jack that won't crack.
13:05Say, I bet I can fit your whole foot in my mouth.
13:08No.
13:10Say it, Jack.
13:11Go, say it.
13:12I bet that I could fit your whole foot.
13:15Say it.
13:17In my mouth.
13:20I'll do it, I'll let you do it.
13:22I'll let you do it.
13:23He's got to put a random stranger's foot in his mouth.
13:25What's going on?
13:27This is it, this is it.
13:28Oh, my God.
13:30Keith, I can't watch stuff like this, I'll just vomit.
13:33Go.
13:34Ah!
13:35Oh, no, this is so painful.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:39You can look, he's done it.
13:41No, he hasn't, you lying piece of shit.
13:43Ah!
13:44Oh, my God.
13:45Oh, yes!
13:46Oh!
13:48He's eating it like a sandwich.
13:49Blech!
13:50That's a pass, that's a pass.
13:52That's a double thumbs up.
13:54Falcon's up now.
13:55All right, now, Falcon, just go into the drawer
13:57and grab a shot glass.
13:58Why a shot glass?
13:59Dip it in the foot water and have a shot.
14:00Oh, he's not going to drink the water.
14:02That is disgusting!
14:04Oh!
14:05Refugee lose.
14:05Go, Falcon.
14:06No, you're not.
14:08Ah!
14:09Do it, do it.
14:10No, you can't drink that.
14:12Bottom's up.
14:13Oh!
14:16Oh!
14:19Oh, Papa!
14:20I can't, my throat!
14:22Well done, Falcon.
14:23That is definitely a pass.
14:25What is wrong with these people?
14:27Challenge two.
14:28Four people are waiting for a dental appointment.
14:31Each of us has to come up with our own strategy
14:34to clear the room.
14:35But if he doesn't get everyone out of the waiting room,
14:37he fails.
14:39Come on, Liam, show us how it's done.
14:43Oh!
14:44Oh, Jesus!
14:45What is he doing?
14:46I think it was a snake.
14:48Oh, that's a good one.
14:50Brilliant.
14:50Oh, can he get them out?
14:52Oh, he's got it!
14:53Yes!
14:54Yes, he's done it!
14:55Yes!
14:56Impressive.
14:58Up next.
14:59Good luck, Domo.
15:00What would you do to clear a room?
15:01I would just fart.
15:04You guys didn't fart.
15:05No one farted?
15:07Oh, this is gold.
15:08Gas, I think it's gas.
15:09Gas leak!
15:10Oh, good angle.
15:12Oh, they're going.
15:13Let's go.
15:14Yes!
15:15Come on, honestly.
15:15Wait, this lady isn't leaving.
15:16She's hanging on.
15:18She's like, nah, I waited three months
15:20for this dentist appointment.
15:21I'm not going nowhere.
15:22Oh, it's a fail.
15:24Down you go.
15:27And because of that, Dom is this episode's loser.
15:31So the boys head off to the pool
15:33to dish out Dom's punishment.
15:35Oh God, what does he have to do?
15:37You'll be on the three metre springboard
15:38and you'll be up against Olympic diver, Sam Fricker.
15:41So Dom needs to copy what Sam does.
15:43Oh my God.
15:44Oh my God.
15:45Oh no.
15:48Oh my God.
15:49Oh my God.
15:50Do you reckon he can do it?
15:51No.
15:51Now the real punishment begins.
15:53Wearing budgie smugglers is the punishment.
15:55Go on.
15:56Hike it out.
15:57Oh no.
15:58Oh!
15:59That's a back whack-up.
16:01Oh.
16:02Oh, that was a slapper.
16:04Your back red?
16:05Oh yeah, look at that, look at that.
16:05God, that looks painful.
16:08Silver medal, guys.
16:09Dom and Ickridge.
16:10Yeah!
16:11You got second?
16:12Yeah, because it's a competition of two.
16:14The things blokes do for a bit of a laugh.
16:18Oh my...
16:18Ah!
16:19Ah!
16:20Oh!
16:35We're getting a new car next week.
16:37I heard.
16:37Good little V8.
16:39We're going to be like real men driving a real V8 vehicle.
16:42I don't know what V8 means, but I just know it's loud.
16:46They want to know who we're running!
16:49This week...
16:50Are you ready for some sweaty dickheads?
16:52We tuned back into Binge's Nice Guy Guessing Show.
16:56F-boy, what are they effing up to?
16:58Who effing cares?
16:59This is who you are not to be involved with.
17:01Hold him, I don't stand.
17:04Here come the girls.
17:05Wow.
17:06As per usual, the girls are dressed 10 out of 10
17:09and the boys don't even look like they've showered.
17:10I love me a mixer.
17:12It gives me a chance to have a little flirt
17:14with all of my boys,
17:15but I really want to talk to Jerome.
17:17Have a look at that mullet.
17:20How did he get on?
17:21He seems a bit down.
17:24My daddy's business at the front party at the back.
17:26It's actually almost party at the front as well.
17:28I'm kind of feeling out of the race
17:30and I'm just, you know, falling off the wagon a bit.
17:32I don't know how to be not me.
17:34He has dirty hair, he can't string a sentence together,
17:37I know he's a sook.
17:38You're all right, mate?
17:39Now he's a sook.
17:40You're on F boy island, man up.
17:42Jerome is 1000% a nice guy,
17:44there's not one F boy bone in his body.
17:46He's not an F boy, you can tell.
17:47He's too laid back.
17:48Jerome's just a whinger.
17:50And then there's this guy.
17:52Do you reckon Jack's a nice guy?
17:53Tell me this guy isn't an F boy.
17:55He never wears a shirt, ever.
17:56I often have to wear a jacket, my body's that bad.
18:00Ever thought about a balaclava?
18:04I'm feeling really strongly towards Nicole,
18:06so I'm going to kind of throw Sean under the bus.
18:10He's jobbing in Sean.
18:12He's got a mullet too.
18:13The boy's got mullets and moustaches.
18:15When the cameras are on, he's on.
18:17Yeah.
18:17Like I can feel the personality shift.
18:18Okay.
18:19Yeah, that's a dick move.
18:20Yeah, no, don't do that to your mate.
18:22You're an F boy.
18:23I cannot ignore this.
18:24It's worked.
18:25You know, and I've heard from a few people today
18:27that you're an F boy.
18:29Oh no, the boys did me dirty.
18:32You're just lucky because no one's come at you
18:34for anything because you walk around vanilla.
18:36Vanilla.
18:37No, he walks around with no shirt on.
18:39Weak.
18:41Oh, here we go.
18:42UFC, United, F boy clash.
18:45Mate, look me in the eye.
18:45Yep.
18:46And fight a fair fucking game, all right?
18:47He's done the handshake,
18:48so they're arguing while holding hands.
18:50You wanna fight me?
18:51You wanna fight me?
18:52Oh, I'll seriously fight you.
18:52If you wanna fight, I'll fight.
18:54But we've already started holding hands.
18:55Doesn't matter, I'll still fight.
18:56I'll fight with my left hand.
18:57Shut your mouth, we're done.
18:58Oh, it's an arm wrestle now.
18:59Okay, now let's go in for the kiss.
19:02Meanwhile, Crystal and Doug
19:04are on the other side of F boy island.
19:06Have they found an idol?
19:08No, wrong show.
19:09It's a sausage maker.
19:11Jesus.
19:12That's a long sausage.
19:13That's mom's favourite.
19:16Sausage.
19:17He's like, he's giving you love language.
19:19Cause he's thinking love language, what's that?
19:22All I know is I'm holding my sausage and...
19:26It's cold.
19:28Me and you have the best connection here.
19:30Cause this is the first time
19:31they've ever cooked a sausage on a barbecue.
19:35No.
19:36Oh, it's the dog and the tramp.
19:39Oh my God.
19:40The sausage was going in and out.
19:44What is she, a seagull?
19:46Be careful.
19:47Be very careful.
19:47You had a fricking sausage in your mouth, my brother.
19:50Don't say that.
19:50I used to do that with Maltesers.
19:53Mom.
19:55Oh, they're kissing after sucking the sausage.
19:58Can we get over the sausage and move on?
20:02Oh, here we go.
20:05Elimination night.
20:06Good, cause that means it's near the end.
20:09How has he still got no shirt on?
20:11And it's night time.
20:12And what about the Maltesers?
20:13Nicole, who will you be eliminating tonight?
20:16Sean.
20:17Sean's going home for sure.
20:19Sean, you tried to fight everybody.
20:21Tim.
20:23Tim's gone.
20:24Who's this guy again?
20:24I don't remember.
20:26Crystal.
20:27Jerome.
20:28She's eliminated Jerome.
20:30Bit of a whinger, that one.
20:31Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
20:32F-boy or nice guy?
20:34Tim, are you a nice guy or an F-boy?
20:38I am F-boy.
20:40A nice guy.
20:44Jerome.
20:45Nice guy.
20:46Nice guy.
20:47The nicest of guys.
20:51I'm an F-boy.
20:52You are kidding?
20:53Jerome.
20:54Jerome.
20:55Jerome.
20:56Jerome.
20:58That means he's done a good job then.
20:59Did you have feelings for Crystal?
21:01Yeah, we're friends.
21:03He's like, no, but it's actually not funny.
21:06It's not funny.
21:07Because this is a real finding love show.
21:10I felt like this whole thing has just been a joke to you.
21:12Well, yeah, he's an F-boy.
21:15You loving it, Mil?
21:16It's so tacky and cringe, but it's got me.
21:19What's the F stand for?
21:20Fun.
21:21I just had heaps of fun.
21:22Oh, me too.
21:23Fun boy island.
21:24Wow.
21:29In Melbourne, Kerry is reminiscing
21:31about her recent visit to a Japanese hot spa.
21:34Don't you have to get naked?
21:36Yeah, you do.
21:37So compared to the Japanese women?
21:39They're completely hairless.
21:40Their lady garden is tiny,
21:43whereas my lady garden compared to theirs
21:46was like the hanging gardens of Babylon.
21:47Ha!
21:51This week, we watch the newest reality series
21:53to drop on Netflix.
21:55It's called The Feminine Feminine.
21:57We watch the newest reality series to drop on Disney Plus.
22:02Oh, I've been waiting to watch this.
22:04We're on Mum Talk.
22:05We're on the Mormon Mum Talk.
22:06It's about these Mormon wives.
22:08They became like TikTok famous.
22:11The secret lives of Mormon wives.
22:13Sign me up.
22:15The series follows a group of young Mormon mums
22:18who created a TikTok group.
22:20Mom Talk.
22:21Mom Talk.
22:22Mom Talk blew up overnight.
22:25I will spend hours scrawling their life.
22:27There was something freeing about it.
22:29They learned to do all this?
22:30No, Keith.
22:31They're rebelling.
22:32And one of those rebels is...
22:34I'm Taylor Parencupal.
22:35I'm 28 and I am from Salt Lake City, Utah.
22:37Here she is.
22:38Here's my girl.
22:39Taylor sent shockwaves through her following,
22:42announcing that she was getting a divorce.
22:44What?
22:45Yeah, she went on TikTok and basically said,
22:47like, we're all sleeping with each other
22:48and he's like the bomb.
22:49How am I not following this TikTok?
22:52We would have parties and there was a group of us
22:54that were intimate with each other.
22:55Whoa!
22:56As in kissing the bowl?
22:58Yeah, start a husband switching.
22:59A Mormon orgy.
23:00A Morgie.
23:01A Morgie.
23:02I've always wanted to be a Mormon.
23:03I don't know what you would call it if it's like soft swinging,
23:05but you don't, like, fully switch.
23:07And I did step out of that agreement.
23:10They agreed to soft swing, but she went hard swing.
23:13God, this is great.
23:16What's soft swinging?
23:17Well, we'll get to that.
23:19But first...
23:20I'm coming over my mum's today because I have had a secret
23:23I've been holding on to.
23:25So what's going on?
23:26Oh, I have a date tonight.
23:29Oh!
23:30With who? Dakota?
23:32Oh, she doesn't like Dakota.
23:35Can the mother place use a chopping board?
23:38Well, Dakota and I made this TikTok of saying,
23:39should we date or should we not?
23:41And of course my mum goes and gets in there
23:43and she puts the literal emoji, red flag.
23:46Leanne, text her.
23:48Don't comment on her TikTok.
23:50Dakota has an addiction.
23:53Oh!
23:54What's Dakota addicted to?
23:55He has a pretty crazy backstory.
23:57He's a recovering addict.
23:58He almost died from fentanyl.
24:00He had a fentanyl addiction and nearly died.
24:03And she's bringing this guy around her kids.
24:05Listen to your mum.
24:06You've never had your entire sex life online
24:09for the entire world to see.
24:10You put it online!
24:12When you are out soft swinging, what do you expect?
24:16Well, I still need to know what is soft swinging.
24:19It's where couples share sexual partners
24:21but don't have penetrative sex.
24:23Do they bother with the keys or they just go into it?
24:25No keys anymore.
24:26You just pissed me off
24:27and I just don't wanna even talk to you.
24:30People are very curious about swingers, aren't they?
24:33No, just you are.
24:36Millie?
24:37I'm not weighing in on this.
24:42That's our cue to swing over to Taylor's mum talk group.
24:46Hi!
24:46Hi!
24:48Hi!
24:49I took all your hair tips today.
24:50Why are they all so hot?
24:51Do you mean pasty white?
24:53Especially in Utah, there's a lot of blonde bitches here.
24:56Same plastic surgeon.
24:57Yeah.
24:58I'm Mormon discount.
24:59Use code mumtalk at checkout.
25:01Okay, so what's going on?
25:03Babe, did you have some drama to raise
25:05while the cameras are here?
25:06Yeah, I've been pregnant for like,
25:08I would say four weeks.
25:09Wait, what?
25:10What?
25:11Stop, this is so good.
25:13It's not good because like, I'm pretty sure I miscarried.
25:16Oh, Jesus.
25:17Let's throw something else in there for some more drama.
25:19So I'm going to the hospital every other day
25:21because that's really flawed.
25:23This is more drama than any Real Housewives franchise.
25:26It's like a real marriage, kids, swinging.
25:29Oh, divorce, new boyfriend, man, just keep swiping.
25:32Like there's a new story on every reel.
25:34Dakota and I didn't expect to get pregnant.
25:37What's wrong with that car roof?
25:39That's because I do a lot of soft swinging in there.
25:40Oh.
25:41He wants me to be a better person
25:42and that's why I really like him.
25:44Obviously with my past.
25:47I can't be with you if you want to like party.
25:50Oh, I can never drink again?
25:51Like, that sucks.
25:53Especially being a recovering addict,
25:56he'd be very mindful about
25:58what relationships he picks up with.
25:59It's just something I enjoy and in moderation,
26:01like a drink out with my friends.
26:02I just know what I want in my future
26:04and it's not any of that.
26:05Which is fair.
26:06That poor lady in the funnel behind
26:08is hating her life because she can hear everything.
26:10No, she's not, she's living for this.
26:12I like drinking, so I feel like
26:14it might be an issue actually, to be honest.
26:16Great way to start a relationship.
26:18Yep, trust issues and fights.
26:19He doesn't know what's about to hit him.
26:21He's blinded by the kiss.
26:269-1-1, what is it?
26:27Oh, what now?
26:29There's like domestic violence,
26:30like somebody is screaming, like, get off me.
26:33Oh my God.
26:34What?
26:35What's going on?
26:36There's a white woman in trouble.
26:37Police are there in five minutes.
26:38Stop, stop!
26:39Stop.
26:40Oh, it's Dakota and Taylor.
26:42She's a hammer.
26:44I'm so sick.
26:45I'm sober.
26:47Oh, she's been drinking.
26:48Yep, she's charred, going on her horrors.
26:50She's launching those metal chairs at me.
26:54Oh my God, this show has everything.
26:57At this time, you're going to be placed under arrest
27:00for DV, for domestic violence.
27:02Oh my God.
27:04So she got arrested.
27:05Oh shit.
27:10Bro.
27:11What?
27:12Taylor.
27:14That was epic.
27:15You thought black fellas had drama?
27:17You got nothing on the Mormons.
27:18I'm quite fascinated with the Mormon church.
27:22And the swinging?
27:23Oh my God.
27:44What?
27:44What's wrong with you?
27:45I've got a cramp.
27:46In your toe?
27:47Do you need to drink some more water
27:48or have some more salt?
27:49I'm drinking.
27:54This week on Stan, we checked out a new Aussie cop drama.
27:58Someone's in trouble.
27:59Do you reckon this guy's arrested?
28:00Well, we're at a cop shop and we know that much.
28:02That's right.
28:03And the series revolves around a...
28:05Critical incident.
28:07I wonder what the incident is.
28:08The story starts 24 hours earlier.
28:11That's the guy that's now in jail.
28:12Well, he's cute.
28:14Oh, so he's a copper, but wasn't he just arrested?
28:17Ahmed.
28:18Can you fuck Ahmed?
28:19Finally, they have an Arab cop on TV.
28:22There he is.
28:23Proactive crime team's golden boy.
28:25A hundred percent, they're going to get him
28:27for being corrupt.
28:29Delighted to make your day.
28:30So where's the critical incident in all of this?
28:32Well, let's find out.
28:34As we join Constable Ahmed
28:37at an out of control high school house party.
28:40Something's going to go down at this party.
28:42I think there's a critical incident about to happen.
28:44Hey, look at me.
28:46Look at me.
28:46Oh shit.
28:47OD?
28:48Oh shit.
28:49Is that the critical incident?
28:51Officer Ali, I need you in here.
28:53There's been an incident and it's critical.
28:55But the other cops also have their hands full
28:57as things are escalating outside.
28:59Help!
29:00Help!
29:01Oh shit.
29:03This is bad.
29:03Get back!
29:04Hey!
29:05Oh no, now a cop's getting bashed.
29:07Maybe this is a critical incident.
29:08Police, move!
29:09Get back!
29:11Oh!
29:12She just got hit in the back of the head.
29:14No.
29:14Was that the critical incident, Faye?
29:16I don't know.
29:18Hey, stay with me.
29:19There's a lot of critical incidents going on.
29:21There is.
29:22And 24 hours later, there's a lot to unpack.
29:25Where are we now?
29:26We've gone forward in time now.
29:27Detective Sergeant Edith Barcello's
29:30critical incident investigator.
29:32Senior Constable Zulfikar Ahmed.
29:34Why is he getting interviewed?
29:35What did he do, Faye?
29:36When you started your shift today,
29:38were you well rested?
29:39What's the lab guy getting him blamed for?
29:41Were you clear headed
29:42and not after retribution for Sandra?
29:45Who?
29:45What?
29:47So something else has happened that we haven't seen.
29:49I am critically confused!
29:52Well, let's add to that
29:54as we jump back in time
29:55to the morning after the party
29:57and Officer Ahmed and his team are on the trail of.
30:00The young woman who assaulted Constable Ali.
30:03Memorise the description and the partial plate
30:05before you move your asses.
30:06Oh wow, so it's a girl.
30:08So she's just gone banged.
30:10BKT 25.
30:13Put us off for a meal break.
30:14Oh God, something's gonna happen.
30:18That's the girl.
30:19Oh, that is her.
30:20I still don't get what's going on.
30:22That was the one that bottled the copper.
30:25Oh, we're on.
30:29Catch her.
30:30Kick her in the back of the leg.
30:30Do something, throw a rock or something.
30:33Knife, knife, she's got a knife.
30:35She pulled a knife.
30:36I think this is the incident, man.
30:37The critical one.
30:39You'd think, but across town.
30:45Oh, was that her?
30:48It is her.
30:48No, he's just assuming that it's her, it's not her.
30:51They're wearing the same thing and they look very similar.
30:54Right here, I've got eyes on POI.
30:55She's a different person, mate.
30:57It's just a simple case of.
30:58Mistaken identity.
30:59Police, stop.
31:01He's got the wrong girl.
31:02Oh no.
31:03It's the wrong person.
31:05Oh my God.
31:05It's the wrong person.
31:07Oh my God, she didn't scan her card.
31:11Shit, get on the train, girl.
31:12Shit, get on the train, girl.
31:14Run, run, run.
31:15Is this what the incident is?
31:27Oh my God.
31:28Chasing the wrong girl and you end up pushing someone
31:32in front of a fricking train.
31:33So that's the critical incident.
31:38Wowza, how good is this?
31:41For an Aussie drama.
31:42Well done, well done.
31:56Leah's gone to a rave party and I'm shitting myself.
31:59She doesn't know it, but her girlfriend
32:01gave me to follow her.
32:04That's against the law if she doesn't know it.
32:06No, no, I'm following her girlfriend, her girlfriend.
32:09Are you sure Leah's with her?
32:10Yeah, because there's the shoes.
32:11Maybe Leah's off with a boy somewhere for a dirty weekend.
32:15Shut up.
32:16And you think the girlfriend's with her?
32:18Shut up.
32:19That's a perfect trick, I love it.
32:22This week on Binge, we watched a doco about bikey gangs.
32:26We never gave a shit what would anybody else thought.
32:28You don't mess with bikeys.
32:31Men on bikes, red flag.
32:32They're outlaws and they defy the laws of attraction.
32:37Although, I don't hate a bad boy.
32:41Secrets of the Hells Angels.
32:43In this first episode,
32:44we discover the story of an undercover agent.
32:47My name's Jay Dobbins and I infiltrated the Hells Angels
32:50between 2001 and 2003.
32:52He looks proper bikey.
32:53He looks legit.
32:54His chin hair's very well-groomed, I'll give him that.
32:56There's been plenty of biker infiltrations.
32:58Never in the most notorious motorcycle gang
33:02that this planet will ever know.
33:03This will be so scary.
33:05Oh, could you imagine going undercover?
33:07But the Hells Angels weren't the only outlaw gang
33:09to cause trouble.
33:11The Mongols were the most violent gang
33:15next to the Hells Angels
33:16and they were the Hells Angels' mortal enemy.
33:18The Mongols?
33:19Imagine having a mortal enemy.
33:20All hell breaks loose during a biker run
33:23in Laughlin, Nevada.
33:25Oh my God.
33:26Do you remember this?
33:28It was on the news.
33:29That's a big blue they had at the casinos.
33:32Oh my God.
33:33A lot of aggression, boys.
33:36But can you imagine I'm sitting there and I've got three spins?
33:38Oh my God.
33:39I'm not moving.
33:41The violent gang fight presented Jay
33:44with a way into joining the Hells Angels.
33:46My cover story was that I was a gun runner
33:50and that I was a debt collector.
33:51The Hells Angels decided all on their own
33:54that I was a hit man.
33:54Sometimes you lie on your resume
33:56and you just accept whatever title they give you
33:57and go, sure.
33:58There's a Mongol down in Mexico
34:00is saying that they kicked our ass in Laughlin.
34:03This is my opportunity to prove myself.
34:05Gotta kill someone.
34:06I wanna go to Mexico and find that Mongol
34:08Oh my God.
34:09He's gonna go and kill someone?
34:11Well, not exactly.
34:12What we're doing is we're creating the illusion
34:15that the victim of our hit was dragged out to the desert
34:20where he was executed.
34:21Oh, they're faking the murder.
34:23Wow, this is full on.
34:26But how are you gonna make it look
34:27like they got a bullet in the head?
34:29Used bits and pieces and parts from the butcher shop.
34:32It's like a full production.
34:33I'm just waiting for Martin Scorsese to rock up.
34:36And it'll appear as if he took a shot
34:39to the head and part of his brain matter is protruding out.
34:41Oh!
34:42Faking the death of a Mongol was one thing,
34:45but convincing the Hells Angels was another.
34:48We brought our evidence to an undercover trailer.
34:50Oh, this may go pear shaped.
34:53I handed them a FedEx box.
34:55Imagine they do some like DNA testing.
34:57This is cows.
34:58One of the Hells Angels members takes it.
35:00Oh!
35:02He starts taking out the contents.
35:05If they think this is fake, he's dead.
35:06They start looking at the pictures of this Mongol
35:08with his head caved in.
35:10This is it.
35:12They're gonna make us members or they're gonna kill us.
35:14Oh!
35:15I don't like this anymore.
35:17I much prefer the mafia.
35:19Shortly thereafter, one of the members,
35:21he said, welcome to the gang, brother.
35:23Consider yourself a Hells Angel.
35:24Oh!
35:26He did it.
35:26Wow.
35:27He made it.
35:28But for Jay, living the life of a Hells Angel
35:31came with a disturbing side effect.
35:33He was having trouble extricating himself
35:35from that dual life.
35:36He was living it and becoming it.
35:38Oh, shit.
35:39He's in too deep.
35:40Yeah.
35:41The ATF also had concerns
35:43that he was almost at the point of no return.
35:46It's interesting because he's playing this character, right?
35:49But then soon he'll lose his own identity.
35:52I was more gangster than I was federal agent.
35:55That's a very dangerous place to be.
35:58You're living a complete nother life.
36:00You wouldn't think he's ever gonna come back the same, eh?
36:02Just smile in a couple of photos, guys.
36:04No smiling in Hells Angels, brah.
36:06That's rule number six.
36:07With concerns over Jay going rogue,
36:10the ATF decide to pull out of the investigation
36:13and make arrests using Jay's evidence.
36:1557 of the outlaw bikers and associates
36:18are now under arrest.
36:19Wow.
36:20They raided them.
36:21You're saving Jay's life.
36:23But he wasn't out of danger just yet.
36:25The Hells Angels found out that Jay Davis
36:28was Jay Dobbins, the federal agent.
36:30Oh, they sold him off.
36:32Yeah, so what happens then?
36:33Surely there's a protection.
36:35There wasn't a plan for how they were going to
36:38keep him safe, keep his family safe.
36:40What?
36:41No.
36:41Wouldn't that be one of the first thing
36:43that's on the table?
36:44They've left him for dead.
36:45That's disgusting.
36:47The death and violence threat started flooding in.
36:49We know where you live.
36:51We know your kids go to school.
36:52We know what buses they ride.
36:54Jeez, start wearing a wig, mate.
36:55And I'm still trying to, like,
36:57get back to my ordinary life.
36:58It takes a very special person to do this.
37:01In the end, we're nothing more than a speed bump
37:04in the history of the Hells Angels.
37:05And they ran right over the top of me and kept going.
37:11That was full on, hey?
37:12So full on.
37:13Jeez, that was good.
37:14I have to watch this the whole lot.
37:15I just don't understand all the underworld criminal stuff.
37:18It's none of my business what goes on on those bikes.
37:20Correct.
37:22All I know is they're too bloody loud
37:23when they pull up next to me.
37:31Oh, this is good.
37:35Where did you get this machine from?
37:36It's Mum's relaxing thing.
37:39Let me just see what this thing looks like.
37:41Oh, yeah, it's for the face.
37:43Sunday night on 10, we caught up with some celebs on...
37:48The Mazing Race.
37:49It's the third best show on TV.
37:51Where are we at?
37:52We're at the top of the world.
37:53We're at the top of the world.
37:55We're at the top of the world.
37:56We're at the top of the world.
37:57We're at the top of the world.
37:58We're at the top of the world.
37:59We're at the top of the world.
38:00Where are we at today?
38:01North West Argentina.
38:03We're in Argentina.
38:04Don't call it for me.
38:06And the teams are back on the road,
38:08ready to find their next task.
38:10We know who we're going to follow.
38:11We're just going to follow teams.
38:12Oh, Cyril and Eden, spare me.
38:14These are terrible.
38:15But they've got a new plan
38:16for beating the best in the competition.
38:18The strategy is to just follow the stronger teams.
38:21Wait, did she just say the strategy?
38:23They're dumb as shit.
38:25Eden and Cyril are behind us.
38:26Sophie!
38:28So they're just following.
38:29What if they go in the wrong direction?
38:30Cyril's got a straggity.
38:31Excuse me.
38:32Fabrica de la Drilos.
38:34That way.
38:35Oh, poor B.
38:36Rev it up, we're following you.
38:37Oh, dear.
38:38I don't think their straggity worked.
38:39For the other teams who have the right straggity,
38:42they've found their first task, making mud bricks.
38:45Brick making?
38:46Oh, that's easy.
38:47We would take forever
38:48because we don't have one tradie bone in our body.
38:51You've had a couple of tradie bones in your body?
38:53Wet the box so it doesn't stick.
38:55Which is important.
38:56You keep stomping.
38:57Oh!
38:58What's in the bricks?
38:59Smells like tacos.
39:00It's probably shit, love.
39:01Mmm.
39:02OK.
39:03Should have seen the brick I laid this morning.
39:04Oh, my God.
39:05It just kind of reminds me of when we built our first house.
39:07Is that Pete?
39:08Hello?
39:09Pete's looking rough, hey.
39:10But it's very different
39:11because we're building it ourselves.
39:13So see how Pete's got boob sweat?
39:15That's me every day in the morning getting to my bus stop.
39:17Very similar.
39:18Shake your titties.
39:19Holly!
39:20What?
39:21No need to say the T word.
39:22Titties.
39:23OK.
39:24All right, let's go.
39:25Run dinner.
39:26Last place.
39:27At least they're consistent.
39:29Consistently bad.
39:30What's also bad for Cyril and Eden
39:32is that Thorpey and his mate are wise to their plan.
39:35Thorpey and Christian are onto us.
39:37What?
39:38You haven't been fly about it.
39:39Everyone literally has to go down the same road anyway.
39:42So it's not really following you.
39:44You actually just said, though, that was your straggity.
39:46Yeah.
39:47Were you able to dig before about us following you?
39:49I'm pretty sure you were.
39:50Here we go.
39:51Oh, don't get Cyril started.
39:53She won't shut up.
39:54What are you talking about?
39:55I'm talking about you being her smart-ass.
39:56That's what I'm talking about.
39:57Well, she's always got to have something to say.
39:58Is that all?
39:59It's the amazing race.
40:00We're not on that.
40:01Yeah.
40:02You ain't swimming right now either.
40:03Ian Thorpe's like, get me back in the water
40:04where I can't hear anything.
40:05If you told Ian Thorpe when he was winning a gold medal
40:07that he would one day be on a TV show
40:09with someone who threw a glass of red wine at someone else,
40:12he would go, where has my life gone wrong?
40:14Maybe when you don't know nothing,
40:15you keep your mouth shut.
40:16That's what you should do.
40:17Oh, she's still going.
40:18Cyril's like most tradies.
40:20She talked too long and spoke too much.
40:22Check, please.
40:23The girls have done it.
40:24Tilly's are all over it.
40:25OK.
40:26OK, here we go.
40:27Roadblock.
40:28I love a roadblock.
40:29What are you doing?
40:30They must dress the notoriously stubborn llama
40:32and take it on its daily walk.
40:34I love llamas.
40:35Oh my God, they're so cute.
40:36You know what llamas do?
40:39OK, no need to give me a bit of backwash.
40:41Once they've navigated the llama through the valley,
40:43they'll be awarded their next clue.
40:45So can I pick any llama?
40:46Yep.
40:47And then deliver your llama to the farmer.
40:49You are a legend, llama.
40:50Flip to the drama, please.
40:51I want the drama.
40:52Tatin, let's go, Tatin.
40:53Oh, here we go.
40:54It's the drama meeting the llama.
40:57Hi.
40:58If a llama spits in Cyril's face,
40:59you know she's going to spit back at it.
41:02You want a go, cuz?
41:03Cyril.
41:04Don't be scared of it.
41:05They look aggressive, but he won't hurt you.
41:11Oh no, she's lost the llama.
41:12Karma is a bitch.
41:13Yeah.
41:14Didn't have any tolerance for Cyril.
41:15Of course.
41:16Who does?
41:17While Cyril deals with her llama drama,
41:19the first celebs cross the finish line.
41:21Chloe and Emily.
41:22Well done, girls.
41:23First place.
41:24Matilda's.
41:25It's then down to the cyclone and the torpedo.
41:28I'm going to get past this dog.
41:29I'm on torpedo.
41:30Go, go, go, go.
41:33Cyril and Eden.
41:34Oh my God, are they being Thorpey at this point?
41:36Oh no.
41:39If she beats Ian Thorpe, I'll eat my hat.
41:41Which direction now, mate?
41:42Come on, boys.
41:43Quickly, go before...
41:45Come on, Cyril.
41:46Go, go.
41:47Come on, Thorpey.
41:48Yeah.
41:49Yeah, the boys.
41:50Thorpey and Christian, you are the seventh team to check in.
41:53That leaves...
41:55Cyril and Eden, you are the last team to check in.
41:58Oh, they're last.
41:59Yes!
42:00You are eliminated and your time on the race is over.
42:02Oh, the cyclone is out.
42:09That was a good episode, that one.
42:10What a world we live in that Cyril and Eden
42:13can be in the same competition as Ian Thorpe.
42:15I know.
42:16That's beautiful.
42:25Don't give your dog wine.
42:27Just see if he likes it.
42:28It doesn't matter.
42:29He can't have it, actually.
42:30Well, don't even tempt him with it.
42:32He can't have grapes.
42:33They're bad for him.
42:34So I guess wine.
42:35I doubt this is made from grapes.
42:39This week on Netflix, we tuned in to watch British comedian
42:43Jack Whitehall as he embraces his impending fatherhood.
42:47I look at my dad and I feel like that's my father.
42:51Jack Whitehall, fatherhood with my father.
42:54I've got so many concerns about becoming a parent.
42:57How do you prepare someone for fatherhood?
43:00You can't.
43:01There's just no manual.
43:02I think a lot of fathers go through this where they're like,
43:05am I going to be a good dad?
43:07And then it kind of, it's what makes them.
43:09So I thought I would set out to become a father.
43:12I'm going to be a father.
43:13I'm going to be a father.
43:14I'm going to be a father.
43:15I'm going to be a father.
43:16I'm going to be a father.
43:17I'm going to be a father.
43:18I'm going to be a father.
43:19I'm going to be a father.
43:20So I thought I would set out on a quest and get the old man
43:22out of the freezer as well.
43:24I love the dad.
43:25I'm here to make sure Jack doesn't get led down the garden
43:28path by these so-called experts.
43:31He is the most amazing dad because he puts up with him.
43:34And that is no easy task.
43:35The first step was taking antenatal classes.
43:38He's doing a birthing class with his dad.
43:40We learnt the uncomfortable fact that almost nine out of ten
43:43first vaginal births can end up in some form of tear.
43:46Well, because you don't want to rip from top to bottom.
43:50No, you don't want to rip.
43:53Luckily though, there was something we could do to help.
43:55So we're now going to talk about perineal massage.
43:58A what massage?
43:59Perineal.
44:00That's in your calves.
44:02Are you sure?
44:03A massage of the perineum.
44:05What's the perineal?
44:06And why is everyone whispering?
44:08Your gooch.
44:09It's your gooch.
44:11It's in the skin between your butthole and your vagina hole.
44:13I feel like that's how he got into this problem.
44:16Imagine if the face of a clock, you're going from three to nine.
44:20Hey, you've got one of them. I've seen one of them in your room.
44:23What? What is it?
44:25Oh, don't play dumb now.
44:27It's delicate. It's not sort of shoving.
44:32Was your dad in the room?
44:34Seeing Jack fumbling around with that plastic vagina,
44:38he looked like a chimp trying to get peanut butter out of a jar.
44:45The big day was fast approaching and I still had zero idea
44:48what to expect during the delivery.
44:50They're in what is called the drop zone.
44:52Oh, there's a baby on the way.
44:54So welcome. This is one of our birthing suites.
44:57This is where mum will actually have the baby.
44:59We got told you control who comes in and out of the room.
45:03Yes.
45:04And make sure you pre-organise what the playlist is.
45:06Basically, you're running a club.
45:08Yeah.
45:09Actually wanted us to start on an exercise.
45:11We have what we call a TENS machine.
45:13What's happening there?
45:14So he's going to put on a machine that makes him feel
45:17like he's having contractions.
45:18So I'm just going to start off gentle.
45:20Why are you loving this so much?
45:24You know, it goes up to 100. I only pressed one.
45:27Jack, this is not going to end well for your baby boy.
45:29I think we need to get on with this, Elizabeth.
45:31I'm sorry. I think I should take it.
45:33Men think they're strong, but they definitely could not have a kid.
45:43This would be like three centimetres.
45:46Three centimetres, 24 more hours to go, mate.
45:49Ah, that doesn't seem like fun.
45:53And after Jack recovers from being electrocuted,
45:56it's time to learn about the delivery.
45:58Elizabeth had set up a simulation.
46:00Oh, my God, she's gone huge.
46:02She's having nine kids.
46:04Instructor Holly is trained to act out the pain of childbirth.
46:07Oh, right. Fake baby. Fake pregnant.
46:09I'm currently wearing a wearable birthing simulator at the moment.
46:13She's going to pretend to give birth
46:14and he has to help her through it, I think.
46:16Which begs the question...
46:17Can't you just Google this stuff?
46:19And just like my birth, Michael had found somewhere better to be.
46:22I'll just read the paper.
46:23Do you know it down in there?
46:25I'll tell you to pant and then I just want you to blow out candles.
46:28Oh, I've got some candles in here.
46:30Just come back, Jack.
46:31Oh, God.
46:32You're doing so amazing.
46:33You're doing amazing. You're doing so well.
46:34You're perfect.
46:35You have a very resilient vagina.
46:39He's so useless.
46:40Jack Whitehall's wife is going to ask for all the drugs during the birth.
46:43Just to deal with Jack.
46:45Amazing, Mummy.
46:46Keep going.
46:47Deep breath.
46:48Oh, look at that vagina down the bottom.
46:50It's a pretend.
46:52I haven't seen them for a while.
46:53I don't know what they look like.
46:54Oh, God.
46:55Keep going.
46:56Oh, my God. Does it get that big?
46:57Yeah, bro. What do you think?
46:58Oh, wow.
46:59This is why we're all gay.
47:01You're amazing.
47:02Yeah.
47:03Push.
47:04Congratulations.
47:07Oh, my God. It's out.
47:08Congratulations.
47:11It's a boy.
47:13It's a boy.
47:15Look at what we've made.
47:17It is just as hairy as you, honey.
47:19This is so awkward.
47:20That is probably the exact wake-up call that I needed.
47:24Like, when it comes to the day, I really need to focus.
47:27He's doing all that because he just wants to be a good dad.
47:33Listen, no one knows how they'll be as a parent.
47:36No.
47:37You can only try your best.
47:38I have to say, it was the best day of my life.
47:40Really?
47:41Just seeing my boys come out and meeting them for the first time.
47:44Nothing better than being a dad.