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00:00Is it? Please will you have a look at my bum and see if I've got a spot on inside of my bum cheek?
00:04Why have you just pulled your trousers and your pants down?
00:07I'm scared. How close is your bum to my face? I'm freaking out. I had to put a bit of germ in there. Oh my Christ!
00:17No, here we go. They've got him. Oh, what you doing? Oh, she's a chicken nugget
00:24Isn't it embarrassing Merlin?
00:27Oh, kiss. Oh, that's a bit forward. This is raunchy, isn't it?
00:31Ring on the doves. Yeah!
00:33Who's in for the finger this week, isn't it?
00:37It's so bad. It's actually good. It's actually good. What just happened?
00:41Siri, call Ofcom. In the week a couple of squirrels caused chaos on a train to Gatwick
00:47We enjoyed lots of great telling
00:51Jack Whitehall headed stateside for some sauna action on Netflix
00:55I'd found a, and I cannot stress the inverted commas enough, doctor offering a non-traditional sweat lodge experience in California
01:03I don't get why he couldn't have just gone to the one at Centre Parcs at Sherwood Forest. That's probably nearer his house
01:08It's probably cheaper to go to Los Angeles
01:12Troublesome ghoulies were giving us a fright on the Really Channel
01:16I
01:24Always felt someone was in the staff room with me, even though I knew that I was there alone
01:28You know, sometimes I feel like mum hovers over me when I'm sleeping
01:32No joke. I'll just be like I swear I can feel a presence here
01:36And I'll open my eyes and I'll be like, why are you watching me?
01:39I should be like, oh, I thought, you know, wake you up for work and then I'll be like, I have an alarm for that
01:45Don't be creepy
01:47Nadia was clearing out a fridge on BBC 2. We waste over 4 million potatoes every single day in the UK
01:56So next a nifty recipe to make the most of those final few spuds
02:00Potatoes are so good. Like let's just think about potatoes. You get a roast potato a hash brown a chip
02:08Fries if we go in there mashed potatoes, they're like new potatoes
02:14Duffin what do for water potatoes?
02:17loads of different potatoes had the just
02:20Multitalented food that they bring so much to the table. Go look scallops scholar
02:26Scallops are naughty. I love a scallop
02:36In Leeds, so I posted on bearded dragon forum UK a picture of job job
02:42Did you saying lost my rescue bearded job job today? He had to be put to sleep
02:47Posting here as to outsiders. He was only a lizard, but I know people in here will get it
02:53Sisters Ellie and Izzy it did feel very much like turning off life support
02:59Turning off the big light see MTV
03:02I
03:20Tuesday night Nadia was back in the kitchen on a cost-saving crusade on BBC to
03:32Some of the stuff she makes I do think that looks bloody tasty
03:35I won't cook it myself because I can't be arsed but a few does look nice in these tricky times
03:40We're all looking for ways to make the most of our weekly food shop. No one cooking in a kitchen like that is going through
03:45I don't
03:47I'll show you clever ways to transform food scraps into fabulous dishes food scraps is food scraps in it
03:53Bob eats them for us. I like that you like that. Yeah
03:57Yeah, cook once eat twice is my feel-good food philosophy finish the plate that's my current philosophy
04:09So you what there's no leftovers or food scraps in my house, especially with Colin around and now he then eats lattice
04:15It's not what you won't eat. You're like a walking wheelie bin
04:18What was that thing that Hugh Hugh's daughter did when she dived into bins was it called?
04:24Africanism now, what was it called skip diving skip diving where you got out food that supermarkets were throwing out now
04:31Did you say that someone had had a bad experience with a Burford Brown nut?
04:35We waste over 4 million potatoes every single day in the UK. We don't know how we do not know
04:42Speak for yourself their head. No, that's a crime. I would never waste a potato. Never have I ever
04:47We've got mashed potato and we're gonna fill that with baked beans
04:51Cheese bit of chili you guys are gonna love this. I like it already on
04:57rail bit of cheese bit of chili baked beans
05:01She's talking dirty to me there
05:05My deliciously crisp potato cakes packed with oozy melted cheese
05:12No, what talking it's been everyday ingredients into a heroic meal that leaves nothing wasted
05:19Be any potato cakes big father that I'd do an absolute job on them. She's spoiled that though
05:25Look, she's put salad on the side
05:28If it starts with potato, you know, it's gonna be good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love carbs now for the deliciously easy filling. I
05:36Love baked beans. I love baked beans to marry. I wish you liked them
05:40I tell you why I think I don't like them because when I was growing up in Northern Ireland
05:45There was often vomit on the streets with baked beans in it Oh Mary
05:52But to avoid soggy potato cakes
05:55That's if she's straining the beans bloody hell Nadia
05:59Separate that tasty sauce from the beans sleeve the beans in the juice. Nobody wants a dry bean tomato sauce. I can't stand
06:07What is that?
06:09I've never ate it
06:12Then finally for a bit of oomph a sprinkling of chili flakes, oh
06:17No, you're talking go easy on the chili flakes naughty
06:22It can lead to sting ring don't talk crudely to me sting ring don't talk crudely to me or I'll ring your sister
06:32Flatten it out take some of that cheesy bean mixture. Oh and fold it in just bring it all together
06:39seal it and
06:42Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous Nadia that looks delicious already and it's not cooked. How many of them would you eat though? What's a portion?
06:50You can pop them in the freezer and then I don't have to cook twice because I've already done it
06:55She ought to calm down a bit. Yeah, I think she's a bit over excited
07:00enthusiastic
07:02Gently fry our fluffy morsels in melted butter melted butter. Oh, come on Nadia
07:09I
07:12Mean it's hardly healthy. Is it it is it's homemade. It's homemade. It's healthy
07:21While they sizzle away we can get on with a deliciously versatile dip. Oh, she's got the catch-out putters
07:27You know how much I loved it. I know you'd like your dip. I can't eat anything without this. I'm not even I'm like the dip queen
07:35Simply mix that scrummy bean sauce with ketchup punchy chili sauce and creamy mayonnaise
07:43Yes, babe, oh, I'm glad she's reintroducing the bean juice now once the potato cakes are gorgeously golden and crisp
07:50They're ready to serve. You can't say they don't look delicious
07:54That'd be lovely with a nice fried egg on top of that, wouldn't it? Oh
07:59Yeah
08:00bit that sauce
08:04Oh
08:09Lovely Oh kiss a bit sex. Oh a cheesy bean potato cake cheesy bean potato cake. Definitely
08:20In Leeds, you know how I love my outfits love my clothes. Yes a big part of your life
08:26But I think that whatever pet I have
08:29Has to have the same best friends Danielle and Daniela's
08:34Oh my goodness
08:36My pigeon you know
08:38My pigeon that's my doggy that
08:40Oh my goodness
08:42My dog
08:44Wow look at you
08:46What does it say? R&R?
08:48Rest and relaxation
08:50Rough and ready
08:52Rough and ready Rafi
08:54Rough and ready
08:56This week we were gripped by more high heels and high drama from the property scene of LA on Netflix
09:02I just love how glamorous Selling Sunset is. I know like it makes me want to glow up watching Selling Sunset
09:08Does me. I'd love a Selling Sunset glow up
09:10I'd love a Selling Sunset glow up
09:12But I think there's some actual graft involved in it
09:14Yeah there is
09:16There would be serious graft and surgery for me
09:18It's too much to maintain the Selling Sunset glow up
09:20This is how the other half lives
09:22Alright
09:28So this is about a real estate agency
09:30Run by two tiny bald brothers
09:32Grant and Phil
09:34The American equivalent to Grant and Phil
09:36To be fair you don't see them selling much houses
09:38Because they're always bitching about each other
09:40Are they? Yeah
09:42My destiny I'm the ruler
09:44I don't want to live there I'm happy in Leeds
09:46Oh god yeah I couldn't stand it
09:48It'd be too hot for me
09:50I like it like it like it like that
09:52Look at them
09:54Look at them
09:56That's how they go to work
09:58She's wearing a bright green slinky dress
10:00You can't work like that
10:04Bald brother number one
10:06There he is. Is that Jason or Brett? I can never tell
10:08I like that pop of paint
10:10Nicole she's a dick
10:12I like those glasses Chelsea
10:14Thank you darling
10:16I think if I had that type of money I would probably dress like that
10:18I would
10:20No you wouldn't you'd just buy more cardigans
10:22I love a cardigan
10:24Hey Brett
10:26Brett's fuming isn't he
10:28Yeah he doesn't look in the mood
10:30It looks like he's going to cry
10:32Why do you look so mad? I'm not
10:34Oh he looks stressed does Brett
10:36Well the reason that Jason and Mary aren't here is because
10:38Nico was diagnosed with terminal issues
10:40Oh shit
10:42Oh that's the dog that they share together
10:44Nico
10:46Jason and Mary's dog from when they were together
10:48Correct
10:50And they co-parent the dog
10:52Correct
10:54It's really giving Selling Sunset and The Usual vibes
11:02Group hug
11:04Make him feel better
11:06It sent shockwaves through the Oppenheimer group
11:08It really has
11:10Shockwaves
11:14Is he like really short or are all those women really tall
11:16Oh look at them all crouching down to give him a hug now
11:18Go there
11:22It's not his dog though Ellie
11:24It's his brother's dog
11:26You'd be upset if it were one of my dogs
11:28Freaking hell you cried when Jump Jump went
11:30I didn't even like him
11:32Exactly
11:38LA has responded
11:40In turn
11:42That's not how you typically see LA is it
11:44That's what Nico's done
11:46Hi buggy
11:48No
11:50They're having a funeral for the dog
11:52I'm all in for this
11:56Oh fuck
12:00It's very LA isn't it
12:02To have a full funeral for a dog
12:04It looks bougier than my actual funeral will probably be
12:10Oh look it's his mates
12:12Rub it in why don't you
12:14It's more with all your dogs
12:18Oh my god they're all dressed in black Chanel
12:24Oh for fuck sake
12:26Now she's giving main character
12:28Love that
12:30Sit down guys
12:32They got like a hymn sheet for all the songs for the dog funeral
12:34Hound dog
12:36How much is that doggie in the window
12:38Who let the dog dogs out
12:40Dog days are over
12:42He definitely had a very
12:44Loved life and knew
12:46How to get whatever he wanted from me
12:48There's not a dry eye
12:50Do you think people are actually crying or they're just dabbing their eyes with tissues
12:52I think people are dabbing their eyes with tissues for effects
12:54We even gave him McDonalds
12:56Because he wouldn't eat towards the end
12:58I mean I do like to buy my dog six chicken nuggets
13:00When I go to drive through
13:02That's probably what killed him
13:04We have thirty hamburgers on their way
13:06So that we can all share
13:08Nico's last meal
13:10I remember looking up at the sky
13:12And the sun was on my face and I felt him everywhere
13:14Come on Bryce
13:16Wrap it up man
13:18And we just want to tell you
13:20How much we love you Bob
13:22We love you very much
13:24The edge of tomorrow
13:26There's a world
13:28Oh is that his ashes
13:30Oh god is he scattering them in garden
13:32Love you Bob
13:34I've seen it all now
13:36Sorry
13:38I've brought half of her back on my shoes
13:40And I've got them in the cupboard
13:42I haven't cleaned her or anything
13:44I've just left her on my boots
13:46She's on my boots
13:48I've got her in my cupboard
13:50I can't part with her
13:58Jenny I'm not being funny but
14:00When we were stood outside
14:02This side of your face is like glistening
14:04Like I'm going to start calling you nanny goat
14:06Yeah I know
14:08Best friends Jenny and Lee
14:10You've got two down there
14:12Are they curling?
14:14Oh bloody hell
14:16I know exactly
14:18Oh look at that Lee
14:20Oh it's really
14:22Oh god
14:24I know it's massive
14:26Oh look at it
14:28Look at that
14:30Oh and it's still going
14:32On Monday night
14:34Strangers were getting hitched again
14:36On E4
14:38You could not ask for more
14:40Than to sit on a cold night in September
14:42At 9pm and watch two strangers
14:44Get married
14:46I couldn't ask for more
14:48This is my jam
14:50You've been waiting for this haven't you
14:52Listen this is the only drama I accept in my life
14:58What would you do if I went on maths
15:00And you was watching me on it
15:02That would be hilarious
15:04I don't think I can take it seriously
15:06Why not is my love life a joke
15:08Yeah
15:10My dress sense is
15:12Outgoing, bright and
15:14Fun, just having a good time in that bedroom
15:16When everyone is in chief
15:18Just like me
15:20What you see is what you get
15:22We've got a live wire on our hands here
15:24She's bubbly and she's full of life
15:26I am a qualified level 2
15:28Animal raking practitioner
15:30How many levels are there to animal raking
15:32Practitioning
15:34What college is that from
15:36It's tranquil, it's calm, it's peace
15:38Everything I'm not
15:42She seems like really good fun
15:44Yeah she seems like a nice girl
15:46Yeah I'd like to be her friend
15:48I like a guy who is
15:50Adventurous
15:52Oh here he is
15:54So that's a match, well he's out in the sticks
15:56Fun
15:58What do you think that I am
16:00Loves animals
16:02Okay this guy might be the perfect match
16:04What just because he's stroking a chicken
16:06Yeah
16:08I absolutely love music, I've got a piano
16:10And he plays the piano, amazing
16:12Kieran's got a bit of fizz about him
16:14Yeah yeah yeah
16:16Yeah I think this could be fun
16:18I hope there's a female version of me out there
16:20Under 5 foot 6
16:22Good things come in small packages
16:24Wedding day
16:26Oh shit wedding day
16:28Let's go
16:30See even the names go together, Christina and Kieran
16:32Don't they
16:34I'm well invested in these two
16:36So I just want your advice
16:38On something
16:40Because if I do this thing at the wedding
16:42They say they're going to go really well
16:44I'm going to be divorced straight away
16:46Don't do it, immediately just don't bother
16:48If it could go either way don't do it
16:50Because at the end of the day you don't know this person
16:52And it's your wedding
16:54Yeah
17:00Oh no
17:02Oh no way
17:04No
17:06Comedy tea
17:12Are you actually
17:14Wait I, I love them mate
17:18Oh I love them
17:20Not at your wedding mate
17:22Not at your wedding
17:24Not at your wedding
17:26I think it'll be absolutely hilarious
17:28And I'll be able to know
17:30She's got a good sense of humour
17:32I hope this blows up in his face
17:34Oh I can't wait to see your reaction
17:36I bet he does it, he's full of it
17:40Oh he's not gone for it
17:42He's just gone for the turkeys
17:44Yeah
17:48Yeah
17:50Do it
17:52Good lad
17:54He's going for it
17:56Unreal
18:00Kieran take him out, please take him out
18:02Leave him in, leave him in
18:10Take him out
18:12Take him out
18:22He sat there like a guinea pig
18:28Oh my god
18:30Oh
18:34You alright
18:36You okay
18:38Oh look
18:40Oh wow look at that
18:42Oh
18:44Watching him
18:46Oh she can't even speak
18:48She can't even speak
18:50She doesn't know what to do
18:52Oh
18:54You look petrified
19:00Do you know I love that
19:02Right take the second set of jokies out
19:04Fucking hell they're worse than the first set
19:06Put them back in
19:08I'm so sorry
19:10I'm so sorry
19:12Look she liked it, she liked it
19:14And it's broken the ice
19:16Oh it worked, the gum bit paid off man
19:18That was risky that was
19:20You're invested
19:22I'm invested now, if this goes to shit
19:24I'm going to be fuming
19:26I know, Kieran and Christina it's got to last
19:30In Glasgow
19:32We've spoken about this before but you need to stop shouting
19:34When you're playing the Xbox
19:36Why? Because people are starting to give me weird looks
19:38When I come out the house
19:40Roisin and her boyfriend Joe
19:42What's that got to do with me
19:44Do you know what you were shouting yesterday
19:46With the windows fully open in the afternoon
19:48You were shouting take it, take it, take it
19:50Which you followed up with
19:52The hog is getting obliterated
19:56The hog was getting obliterated
19:58Yeah but people are going to put two and two together
20:00And get five and think I'm the hog
20:02On Wednesday night
20:04A flurry of famous faces were racing to the finish line
20:06On BBC One
20:08There's been so many ups and downs Daniela
20:10Like you're losing
20:12And then you're creeping up to the beginning
20:14You're making up your time, you've got your budget
20:16I'll get you kicking right in the kisser
20:18And this is where we find out who kicks it in the kisser
20:22I like watching it
20:24But I don't think I'd like to be on it
20:26Oh Christ no
20:28Lying in the foothills of the Andes
20:30The Argentinian town of Tilcara
20:32Right this is where we left off
20:34We're in Tilcara
20:36There's now just 39 minutes separating all four teams
20:40Oh, neck and neck and neck and neck
20:42It really is anybody's race
20:44You know that's basically a missed bulls isn't it really
20:46Who's going to win
20:52Oh they're all pointing to it
20:54They all want to win don't they
20:56Yeah but I'd be like this, me
20:58150 kilometres south from Tilcara
21:02The finish line
21:04Right we're off to Frutella
21:06Frutella, I love Frutellas
21:08Frutijar
21:10We were definitely saying it wrong
21:12Yeah it's not Frutella
21:14Bloody hell that's miles away, it's not even in the same country
21:16They could cross early and enter Chile
21:18By taking the northern border through the Atacama desert
21:22The desert, nope
21:24Or head to the hub city of Mendoza
21:26They've got some choices
21:28Oh what would you do
21:30The city route I think it'll be safer
21:32Or you could hire an electric scooter
21:34So do we just go straight to Chile
21:36We have no signs at all of how expensive Chile is
21:38Right
21:40Ah they're adding up the finances here
21:42Because they've got less money
21:44Right heads, Argentina
21:46Tails, Chile
21:48They're flipping a coin
21:50You can't leave this to chance
21:52We should do that for tea tonight
21:54Kebab or Chinese, let the coin decide
21:56Heads, Argentina
21:58Let's go
22:00Good
22:02Oh they didn't even doubt it
22:04Don't cry for me Argentina, Mary
22:06You shouldn't have wasted my time by saying that
22:08Is that relevant
22:10Not at all
22:12After a couple of days on the road
22:14It was Cola and Mary and Scott and Sam
22:16Who had taken the lead in Frutijar
22:18Oh there we go
22:20Message
22:22The next move, what's the next move
22:24By boat or any vehicle head approximately
22:2625 miles
22:28That's miles, to Ensenada
22:30They've got to get across the lake
22:32I don't know
22:34They're not making it easy for them are they
22:36Find the beach at the back of the
22:38Borde Lago restaurant
22:40That's a lot of instructions
22:42Yeah I'd get confused
22:44I'd be like let's break it down now
22:46Okay I see a boat off that pier
22:48Oh the catamaran
22:50Oh that's handy
22:52Well that boat was just in time wasn't it
22:54Sorry
22:56There's a boat there
22:58Oh they're getting different boats
23:00Scott and Sam
23:02The catamaran goes faster though
23:04Do you stop at Ensenada
23:06So
23:08You do a tour
23:10Yeah wrong boat
23:12They don't want to tour
23:14They haven't got time
23:16Thank you so much
23:20Oh they've landed
23:22Yes
23:24In front of you is the majestic
23:26Osorno volcano
23:28What
23:30Where's the volcano
23:32Look for a big plate of mountain
23:34By any means head up to the base station
23:36And await your final instruction
23:38Oh my god this is never ending
23:40Osorno volcano
23:42I think it's that
23:44No
23:46You can't even see the top of it for the clouds
23:48Finish line at a volcano
23:50That is an exciting destination
23:52The Osorno volcano
23:54See
23:56How do you get a taxi up a volcano
23:58I don't understand
24:00Osorno volcano base station
24:02How much
24:04It's tight Simon tight
24:06There's Scott and Sam
24:08Run
24:10There's a flag
24:12Who's going to get there
24:16Who's in front of who
24:18Scott's here
24:20They can see the boat
24:22Who's the closest
24:24Go
24:30They've got there
24:32They're fast
24:34Other people's names could be on there
24:36Oh
24:38Hang on
24:40Hang on a minute
24:42Who is leading here
24:44Do it together
24:46Come on
24:48Open the book for fuck's sake
24:52Congratulations
24:54Congratulations yes yes yes
24:56Next page
24:58Please sign in
25:00To find out if you have won the race
25:02Who the hell's won
25:04Who signed the book
25:063 2 1
25:08Here we go
25:14Someone's got you
25:16They've won
25:18Get in
25:20I'm so pleased for him
25:22Speechless
25:24When you open that book
25:26And there's no other names in it
25:28There's no other feeling like it
25:30I'd be fuming after climbing that
25:32I'd be climbing that if I didn't win
25:34I'd lose my shit
25:36I'd have to carry me back down
25:38No joke I ain't walking back down if I lost
25:40I'd be so annoyed
25:42They've had an absolute touch there
25:44Not only have they won
25:46But they've got 24 quid left over
25:48Which in duty free
25:50They could probably get like
25:52A few pouches of unbelief
25:54And a family sized Toblerone
25:56For family
25:58Or a sleeve of 200 cigs
26:00That they could sell on for a profit
26:02Scott Mills on Facebook
26:04Just a sleeve of fags
26:06Sleeve of fags 75 quid
26:08Not going to sell them as singles
26:20I don't like this shirt Mary
26:22Well I've got a confession to make
26:24Why?
26:26There was a flood in the fridge the other day
26:28To mop it up
26:30Oh no wonder
26:32Giles and his wife Mary
26:34Rosie said can I have some wine
26:36And I said no I'm not opening a whole bottle for one glass
26:38But I got a can of wine
26:40So I gave her a can of wine and she didn't like it
26:42So I put it in the fridge
26:44And then knocked it over
26:46And so it juiced on all through the shelves
26:48Onto that recess
26:50When I opened the fridge and I realised
26:52It was really a health hazard
26:54I thought well there's no cloth
26:56That's big enough to absorb all of this
26:58So you used my shirt and now not surprisingly
27:00I'm getting bad vibes off the shirt
27:02On Saturday night
27:04There were some ghostly goings on
27:06With a medical twist
27:08I don't like hospitals
27:10I don't need this haunted
27:12That's all I need
27:14When I had Bessie
27:16And I were in labour
27:18And I were doing laps of the hospital
27:20All the old parts
27:22It was so spooky
27:26I always wanted to be one of the actors in these things
27:28Oh my god
27:30It'd be so dramatic
27:32I'm coming for you
27:36My mother knew a nurse
27:38Who was my aunt
27:40And she said she was carrying
27:42An amputated leg
27:44Along
27:46I don't know where she was taking it to
27:48In Dublin and the leg kicked her
27:50That is
27:52An astonishing story
27:54I want to get in touch with the
27:56Makers of this program
27:58Of all the different types of hauntings
28:00Perhaps none tug at our emotions
28:02Or strike fear into our hearts
28:04As much as a child ghost
28:08I don't like child ghosts
28:10It's just the creepiest of creeps
28:12Now I'm going to have to stay at someone's house tonight
28:14Well you're not staying here
28:16But I'm not staying here either
28:18The first time I went to this community
28:20It was my first assignment
28:22Ever being a travel nurse
28:24Travel nurse, whatever that is
28:26She's a travelling nurse
28:28My patient had a birthday
28:30Her family members had brought in
28:32A really amazing flower bouquet and birthday balloons
28:34Oh that's nice isn't it
28:36Well you can't have flowers in our hospitals
28:38They don't have them now
28:40You're not allowed
28:42You can't have grapes, you can't have knuckle
28:44All you can have is a bottle of orange squash
28:46I'd set up my desk outside the room
28:48Oh the night shift
28:50This is where it all kicks off
28:52Normally after 12
28:56Oh look
28:58Oh hello
29:00Did you see something run past there
29:06Oh what's that in the background
29:08What
29:12Oh now that's fucking odd
29:14No don't tell me the balloon
29:16Just appears in the hallway
29:20Is it a haunted balloon
29:24I put the balloon back in the room
29:26Brave woman
29:28Because I ain't touching that for shit
29:30I would not be touching that balloon
29:32Did you shut the door
29:34Maybe switch some lights on, that might help
29:38Oh it's coming out again
29:44Daniela
29:46Oh
29:48Oh
29:50You stupid sod
29:52Now by this time
29:54They'd be gone
29:56I put it back in the room
30:00Now she shuts the door
30:02So you lock the woman in with the haunted balloon in the room
30:04But as long as you're alright
30:06Yeah
30:12The door's opening Dave
30:14That's a freaky door as well
30:16It's never the one that's just been WD'd
30:18Yeah
30:20Not the balloon
30:22So the door's opened all on it's own
30:24And the balloon is walking towards her
30:30When balloons attack
30:32How can it go like that
30:34Well obviously there's got to be an entity
30:36Pulling her along
30:38Which is probably a child that wants to play
30:40We all gather near the nurses station
30:44Please
30:46You won't believe what I saw last night
30:48Correct we don't
30:50I told the manager about my interaction with the balloon
30:52We know what's happened here
30:54She's nodded off
30:56The lazy cow
30:58And she's had to come up with a big excuse
31:00To get her out of it
31:02It's coming to the meeting
31:04Get to where drafts can at that fucker
31:08I mean she'd have looked like a right knob
31:10If the balloon didn't turn up to be fair
31:12She's actually done her a favour
31:14I didn't see it after that but a new travel nurse came in
31:16And it was reported that she popped it and put it in the garbage
31:18There you go sorted
31:20Which is what she should have done
31:22The first time it happened
31:24Like the balloon's failing like damn
31:26Yeah a bit deflated
31:30In Solly Hall
31:32You know when mum and dad were here last week
31:34And I did some of their washing
31:36Teresa and her wife Anita
31:38Well I folded it up in my dad's undies
31:40And I folded what I thought were ours
31:42And then my mum came in and she goes
31:44Those are my pants
31:46You know like your blue spotty ones
31:48I said I thought they were Teresa's
31:50She goes no they're mine
31:52So you've got the same knickers as me mother
31:54Your mum's nearly 90
31:56And we're wearing the same style of pants
32:00Either she's ultra modern
32:02Or I'm very old fashioned
32:04Don't answer that
32:06On Friday
32:08Unwanted visitors in Wales
32:10Making the news on the BBC
32:16Raffy we're going to get some news now
32:18Now you may want to put your lunch
32:20Just to one side for our next story
32:22I've just had a biscuit
32:24Don't tell me I'm going to be bringing it back up
32:26Not in here what you can get outside
32:28Residents of a village in South Wales
32:30Say they've been inundated by
32:32A mysterious swarm of flies
32:34Flies?
32:36Oh shit
32:38I'm going to Wales this weekend
32:40People living in Bettus near Bridgend
32:42That's not far is it
32:44They can't open their windows
32:46Or leave any food unattended because of the insects
32:48My food is never unattended
32:50It's always attended to
32:52The common house fly
32:54Oh god
32:56They're in the house
32:58The old sticky strips
33:00All too common it seems
33:02In the homes of Bettus South Wales
33:04Flies got to put South Wales on the map
33:06I know
33:08Residents say they've been inundated
33:10By thousands of the insects
33:12In recent weeks
33:14That's awful
33:16You've just got a string of death in your living room
33:18That's biblical what's going on
33:20At the local pub
33:22Regulars come armed with swats and sprays
33:24Even in the pub
33:26Oh god I wouldn't have a pint there
33:28You can start swatting for me
33:30What are they just handing out swats to customers
33:32Yeah yeah
33:34Cover your beer
33:36Melnie's had to stop serving meals
33:38They've had to stop serving meals
33:40If I see a fly on a piece of food
33:42That's it it's done
33:44It's gone
33:46Well you've got to say that because the food
33:48Oh yeah nobody wants a fly in the hot pot
33:50The door opens here
33:52And when Pentel come in
33:54The 20 flies will follow
33:56Hopefully they're buying drinks love
33:58One family said they counted
34:00105 flies in just 45 minutes
34:02What?
34:04One two three
34:06I've seen them before
34:08Environmental health officers
34:10Have been investigating
34:12So far they've not determined
34:14The source of the swarm
34:16So they don't know where it's coming from
34:18Something ain't right
34:20Something is not right
34:22Sam ain't big has died somewhere
34:24But here they can't wait
34:26For their village to become
34:28A no fly zone
34:30I hope they don't fly over the north east
34:32Where they can fly
34:34Exactly
34:36So what if we end up with this
34:48I try and get mum some flowers
34:50Every once in a while
34:52You do? Yeah
34:54I think you're her favourite son isn't he
34:56What do you mean?
34:58Well he's always bringing flowers
35:00And plants
35:02But have you ever heard the expression
35:04I think he's trying too hard
35:06Mum's mad with me anyway
35:08Because I've not brought any Tupperware back
35:10I've got like two lots of her Tupperware
35:12And she keeps reminding me and I keep forgetting
35:14So this is just insult to injury this is
35:16Do you know what else I bought her today?
35:18Tupperware? Yeah
35:20On Sunday
35:22A brand new high octane thriller
35:24A train departed on BBC One
35:26I like even the name
35:28Night Sleeper
35:30I'm frightened already
35:32I'm going to assume it's something to do with a night sleeper train
35:34Yes come on
35:36Sleeping on a train? Never done that
35:38It's on my list
35:42The biggest drama I have on a train
35:44Is you know that button to lock the toilet
35:46It looks very similar to the open
35:48So I get too scared
35:50I can never get it right
35:54What was that?
35:56I don't know it's just started
36:02Oh it's Glasgow
36:04Oh we've never been there have we?
36:08316 minutes what's that in hours and minutes?
36:10Divide it by 60
36:12Go on then
36:145 hours and 16 minutes
36:18Oh Peaky Blinders guy
36:20He looks dodgy
36:22I don't like this
36:24It's shifty
36:28Who's he after?
36:30I don't know Simon
36:32Oh god
36:34Backstab
36:36Oh no you horrible man
36:40Get the bag
36:44Good man
36:46Oh he's off
36:48Oh my god
36:52What the hell is going on?
36:54Do you know what I'd do if I saw that going on?
36:56I'd get on the train
36:58And pretend like I've seen nothing
37:04He's got his leg
37:08He's hiding now
37:10He's ducked down
37:12He's crafty isn't he?
37:15What are you playing at pal?
37:17Alright sunshine
37:19Imagine you just get out when Hercules is stood in front of you
37:23There we go
37:25Now we got him
37:27Couldn't get any sleep with him
37:29The train hasn't even set off yet
37:31I'd be opening my door saying will you shut up
37:33Making a bloody row
37:35You need to move
37:37Don't mess with me
37:39Or what?
37:41I'm sorry mate it's my job
37:44Oh he's a goober
37:46No wonder he was so eager to help
37:48Oh my god that all makes sense now
37:52What?
37:54Oh no they were in it together
37:58He's got the bag
38:00What the hell is in this bag?
38:02When they realise all it's got is perfume and tic tacs
38:04They're going to seem really silly
38:08Oh he looks snug
38:11You did look snug then
38:15Oh here we go
38:17Here comes the rest of the crew
38:19Come on
38:23Oh they've lost him
38:25See it, say it, sorted
38:29Are you travelling with us madam?
38:31No
38:33If she's not travelling why is she on the platform?
38:35I'm going to need to get some details of that sort
38:37Sure can you do the feed first stuff?
38:40Right
38:42Something so dodge
38:48Oh his truck's away we're off
38:50Oh that cwuffle and no one's arrested and she's just walked off
38:52And the train's still setting off
38:54Well what have they nicked then?
38:58They haven't put something on board the train have they or something?
39:06What's he found?
39:09He's on the train floor Simon
39:13Is that a bomb what is it?
39:21Oh he's showing the police officer
39:23That guy's like this is above my pay grade
39:29It's not a bomb
39:31It's some sort of
39:33It looks like it's pulling data
39:36Who's he calling?
39:42Oh that's a bit of a mouthful Abi
39:44She's one of the top onshores of the security centre
39:46Oh will she know about it won't she
39:48I think we may have a problem
39:50We've got a runaway train
39:52The lines of the driver's down
39:54And the emergency stop has failed
39:56That's pretty serious isn't it
39:58That is yeah
40:01Who is it?
40:03Him!
40:09This is crazy we don't know who it is
40:11Oh my days imagine it's the guy right in front of them
40:15White male
40:17Around 35 years of age
40:19Facial hair
40:21It's like playing guess who
40:27It's him
40:30That's a giveaway if you say it's now to do with me
40:32Wearing a red and black checked jacket
40:38Red and black checked jacket
40:40What are the chances?
40:42Somebody clonking
40:44It's ridiculous
40:50It is him
40:52So the international police are after him
40:55One of the craziest things
40:57He actually used to be a DI
40:59In the man
41:01Oh he used to be a DI
41:03He's a doubler agent Pedro
41:05Now that is what you call a drama
41:07Who is controlling the train?
41:11God knows but this ain't no good to watch on a Sunday night
41:13At 9 o'clock
41:15I won't sleep a wink tonight now I've seen that
41:17My nerves are shot
41:19Exactly that's a catch up job that
41:21That's an afternoon I need a few hours to get over that
41:23I need to watch like a choreo
41:25Something like hearted after
41:29In Blackpool
41:31Oh I didn't tell you did I
41:33Jimmy brought home 6 cupcakes from nursery the other day
41:35Pete and his little sister Sophie
41:37Well I was a bit apprehensive
41:41Because you know that they all go to the toilet and don't wash their hands
41:43Yeah
41:45However
41:47They were actually quite nice
41:49Shit
41:51I don't believe
41:53I mean you literally won't eat from a takeaway
41:55Unless it's got 5 stars
41:57But you'll eat cupcakes that have been prepared in a nursery environment
41:59Look
42:01We've all got to take risks in life
42:03I mean your immune system must be
42:05Elite
42:07No I was off work for 3 days
42:09This week
42:11It was all about a posh
42:13Famous funny fella getting to grips with parenting
42:15On Netflix
42:17I like him
42:19Because he's father funny
42:21You've done alright fatherhood wise haven't you
42:23Well I don't know I can't say that
42:25The sons are the result aren't they
42:27Yeah check it out look at this
42:29Could you have done better
42:31I did try
42:33The next step on my fatherhood journey
42:35Is to find the answer to one of life's biggest questions
42:37How long can I live for
42:39Longevity
42:41He wants to be as fit as possible
42:43To be there for his baby
42:45Why do they always want to know
42:47What's ahead of them
42:49Do you know what I mean
42:51I know what's ahead of me
42:53Fitness cemetery
42:55A Finnish university
42:57Spent 20 years tracking over
42:592000 sauna users
43:01Sauna users
43:03People rave about the sauna doing the hot and the cold
43:05There's a sauna at the gym I go to
43:07But to be honest I avoid it
43:09Because last time I went in someone was eating a sausage roll in there
43:11What
43:13The results a 24% decrease in your chance of death
43:15Just by going in a sauna
43:17That's good isn't it
43:19We'll have to get a sauna on
43:21So I decided to try the mother of all saunas
43:23A sweat lodge
43:25A sweat lodge
43:27I don't even know what a sweat lodge is
43:29I guess you just go and sweat
43:31I'd found a and I cannot stress the inverted commas enough
43:33Doctor
43:35Offering a non traditional sweat lodge experience
43:37A sweat doctor
43:39I'm taking Hillary along
43:41Oh it's his mum
43:43It's a bit like I call mum bin
43:45Well you call her auntie bin sometimes
43:47Yeah that's true
43:49Hello Hillary and Jack
43:51Hi Dr Patrick
43:53Where's his stethoscope
43:55He's got beads around his neck
43:57I only trust what my GP says if he's got a bamboo necklace on
44:05What is that is it a tin
44:07It's like it's made out of old bed sheets
44:09It's nice that you heard isn't it
44:11With the ceremony's rocks super heated
44:13It was time to enter the lodge
44:15We'll be inside for the next 4 hours
44:174 hours
44:19I'd be barred to death
44:21Step 1 Dr Patrick ramps up the heat
44:25Oh he looks like he's struggling already
44:27Step 2 The heat is now at maximum temperature
44:2915 minutes in
44:31The heat is at maximum temperature
44:33And he's in that for 4 hours
44:35There's something in your life you'd like
44:37A deeper clarity about
44:39It was right for you to speak out that clarity
44:41Oh my god the sweating buckets
44:43Aren't there
44:45Jack looks as if he's about to pass out
44:47So does his mother
44:4940 minutes in I was literally being cooked alive
44:5140 minutes is brutal man
44:53I feel like this is something you're supposed to work up to
44:55I don't think for your first time you're raw dogging it
44:5740 minutes
44:59No you're not are you
45:0160 minutes into the 4 hour session I finally realised
45:03Fuck it
45:05He's tapping out
45:07Jack's fighting for his life
45:09The last 60 minutes is still good
45:11It really is
45:13That is honestly one of the most terrific experiences I've ever had
45:15Look at the state of that
45:17It looks knackered
45:19Honestly I've never
45:21Sweated that much in my life
45:23And you just keep sweating
45:25When you think there's nothing else left
45:27Oh god what the hell is that
45:29Who's coming out there with nothing on
45:31Fucking hell
45:33Hilary
45:35That's his mum
45:37His mum just stripped down naked
45:41Please can you cover yourself up
45:43It's all in there
45:45Get a towel
45:47Oh no
45:49Jack you can never unsee that now
45:51I literally
45:53This is not an exaggeration
45:55But I felt the whole spirit
45:57Can you please Hilary
45:59I just want
46:01Reverse of longevity in that situation
46:03Reverse of longevity please
46:05Take me now
46:07I've seen enough
46:09I don't remember the last time I was naked with mum
46:15God
46:17That sounded really weird Simon
46:19I don't remember the last time I was naked
46:21With mum in the same room
46:23It's not getting any better is it
46:29And you can see the episode of
46:31Married at First Sight UK
46:33The Goggleboxes were watching and the series so far
46:35Stream it with Channel 4
46:37The sponge, the texture and the flavour
46:39Paul wants the bacon
46:41Holy Trinity
46:43The Great British Bake Off is back
46:45Starting on Tuesday at 8
46:47Up next new first dates
46:49And one of them is already in love