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00:00Does it talk?
00:01Oh, God.
00:04Is it good?
00:05Yeah.
00:06Look.
00:08Go careful.
00:11Oh, God.
00:12It's not getting the hang of it, though.
00:13You are.
00:14What are you going it for?
00:17Eh?
00:18Oh.
00:19Oh, Godly.
00:24Say hello to Jenny.
00:25Hello.
00:26Oh, oh, oh.
00:27Oh, no.
00:28Here we go.
00:29They've got him.
00:30Oh.
00:31What are you doing?
00:32Oh, she's a chicken nugget.
00:33Isn't it embarrassing, Marilyn?
00:34Oh, kiss.
00:35Oh, that's a bit forward.
00:36This is raunchy, isn't it?
00:37Bring on the delves.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Who's in for the finger this week, isn't it?
00:40Oh.
00:41Oh.
00:42It's so bad, it's actually good.
00:43It's actually good.
00:44What just happened?
00:45Siri, call Ofcom.
00:46Oh, God.
00:47Oh, God.
00:48Oh, God.
00:49Oh, God.
00:50Oh, God.
00:51Oh, God.
00:52Oh, God.
00:53Oh, God.
00:54Oh, God.
00:55Oh, God.
00:57In the week we said a sad goodbye to One Direction star Liam Payne, we enjoyed lots of great
01:03telly.
01:04Brian Cox was blowing our minds on BBC2.
01:07You might have thought of the solar system as the sun, and then all the planets lined
01:11up all the way out to Pluto.
01:14But we now know that that's just the tip of the iceberg.
01:17Well, you know, Abs, if there was aliens on another planet, they would actually think
01:22we were aliens, because, I mean, look at us.
01:25But I don't think we look like aliens.
01:27But they won't think they look like aliens.
01:29But they actually do, though, because they've got alien heads.
01:33You don't know what they look like.
01:35They could look nicer than us.
01:36I've watched ET.
01:37I know what an alien looks like.
01:39Not all aliens are going to look like ET.
01:42A couple of middle-aged men were mucking about on BBC1.
01:47We've decided to tackle getting older head-on.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:53I normally faint on rides, so I don't get to experience what it's like.
01:58I'm literally gone.
01:59As soon as I see the bottom, I'm like...
02:02And then I wake up.
02:03What is the point?
02:04It's true.
02:05I wake up at the end of it.
02:06Someone goes, how was it?
02:07I guess it was good.
02:08I don't know.
02:09Yeah, I wouldn't know.
02:10And the big guns of Bondi were busy as ever on E4.
02:14Do you want to give me a few serious vibes?
02:17Yeah, it doesn't give a shit.
02:19It's getting hot in here.
02:20Oh, yeah.
02:21That looks great.
02:23Do you know what he looks like?
02:24He looks like me when I used to get my eyebrows done.
02:26In the single days?
02:27When I was single and I used to get my eyebrows threaded.
02:33You get your eyebrows waxed and the nails done off.
02:36So stupid.
02:37They look terrible.
02:39I look like an absolute dickhead.
02:41Everybody, they look great.
02:53In Leeds...
02:54I think I've out-cheesed myself.
02:56Out-cheesed yourself?
02:57And coming from me, that's a bold statement.
03:00...sisters Ellie and Izzy...
03:02Because normally what I'll do with the cauliflower cheese
03:04is use the extra mature cheddar in the sauce,
03:07extra mature, and Parmesan and maybe a bit of red Leicester,
03:11something like that.
03:12So I made it, went whole hog, whole bag of extra mature cheddar
03:17in the cheese sauce, tasted it, nearly blew my own head off.
03:20I couldn't stand me whisking it, it was that thick.
03:22I even had to put a bit more milk in because I thought...
03:26Bit too cheesy, this.
03:27Bit too cheesy, this.
03:29Oh, I can't wait to taste it.
03:31Never did I think I would utter the word bit too cheesy.
03:36On Sunday night, more folk were quizzing for big bucks on ITV1.
03:41Oh, here we go, Lev.
03:43Who wants to be a millionaire?
03:44Who wants to be a millionaire?
03:46Me.
03:50This is by far the best game show, I don't care.
03:53I think it's, like, the OG.
03:56If someone was trying to cheat, we've all got coughs so we'd ruin it.
03:59We'd be chucked out.
04:01They'd be like, what?
04:03In the episode, it was Kevin in the hot seat playing for £125,000,
04:08with all of his lifelines still intact.
04:11Ivan Pavlov's experiments in training dogs to associate...
04:15..a particular stimulus with being fed, that means eating,
04:20has led to the formulation of which...
04:23Led to the formulation of which theory?
04:26I learnt about this guy in psychology. I should know this.
04:30The reinforcement thing. Yes.
04:32No, it's got a name. Positive reinforcement.
04:34Attachment theory.
04:36Classical conditioning. Classical conditioning!
04:39C! C! C! C! C! C!
04:42Or cognitive development.
04:44It's a form of conditioning, isn't it? Yeah.
04:46They ring the bell and the dog drools.
04:48How about we all just guess one? Huh?
04:50There's four of us, there's four answers. We'll guess one.
04:52I'm going C. I'm going B. I'm going C.
04:54No, you've got... No, what? No, I'm going C.
04:56I'm going C.
04:58Basically, he rings a bell every time the dogs are going to be fed,
05:02and the dogs sort of salivate.
05:04We done better than Pavlov.
05:06We trained Dave to ring a bell if he wanted a biscuit. We did.
05:09Never stopped ringing that fucking bell, then, did they?
05:11And that was called classical conditioning.
05:14C! I'm telling you, C!
05:16Do you do classical conditioning?
05:19I think you do when somebody rings the doorbell.
05:22You say, quick, Mary, hide.
05:24This, Kevin, is your question for £250,000.
05:29Right. He's quite clever, old Kev, isn't he?
05:31Kev is storming it.
05:33Introduced in 1967, the Machen series...
05:36Ooh! I've heard of this.
05:39..refers to a definitive UK design of what?
05:43Ooh, I don't know. No idea, have you?
05:46Was it a car?
05:48I think it might be a car.
05:51Car number plates, telephone boxes,
05:54motorway signs or postage stamps?
05:58Oh! C!
06:01Did you put your hand up?
06:03Crazy, I haven't got a clue with you.
06:05I'm going to go car number plates. Are you?
06:08I'm going to go for postage stamps.
06:11I think I will ask the audience.
06:13I'm sorry, but the audience aren't going to know this.
06:15This is a waste of time.
06:17Oh, he's going to spunk all his lifelines here.
06:19I don't think we've ever asked the audience
06:21for a £250,000 question before.
06:24Let's hope you haven't got a bunch of thick bastards in.
06:26I know, yeah.
06:29Ooh, they're saying motorway signs.
06:31No, the majority have said motorway signs.
06:34So, actually, it could be stamps.
06:36It could be any of them, mate.
06:38I wonder if it is postage stamps, that one, I guess.
06:40So, I think I'm going to go 50-50.
06:44Yeah, go 50-50.
06:45Yeah, I would. It's a lot of money, Kevin.
06:47It is, yeah.
06:48OK, computer, could you take away two wrong answers, please?
06:53Oh! Postage stamps, then.
06:55I think I will go, then, with postage stamps, final answer.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:01Oh, he's did it. He's going for it.
07:03Please, no.
07:04Shit!
07:07Yes! Yes!
07:09Yes, I knew it.
07:12You didn't know it. I did.
07:14Why?
07:15Because I knew postage stamps had been out for a long time.
07:19And this question is worth half a million pounds.
07:23Ooh.
07:24What's he got now, phone a friend? Is that all he's got left now?
07:27Yeah, phone a friend.
07:28According to their official measurements...
07:30Right, according to their official measurements,
07:32which of these paintings is the smallest?
07:34I would love a clue.
07:35Who's going to know that?
07:36Oh, my God, no-one's going to know that.
07:38The Starry Night, Mona Lisa.
07:40Mona Lisa's smaller than you think, is it?
07:43Girl With A Pearl Earring.
07:45American Gothic.
07:47Right, think now.
07:49Have you ever seen the Starry Night one?
07:51No!
07:53What's this?
07:55Right, think now.
07:57That's a horrible question.
07:59Starry Night is Van Gogh, and that's a big bastard.
08:02Van what? Van Gogh?
08:03Personally, right, I'm going with the Girl With A Pearl Earring.
08:08Reasoning behind that is?
08:10It just sounds as if it's going to be small.
08:14I'm going to phone David Harris.
08:17Good choice, David Harris.
08:19God, this is nerve-wracking, innit?
08:21Come on, David.
08:23According to their official measurements,
08:25which of these paintings is the smallest?
08:27You'd be like, can you hear me? No, I can't hear you.
08:30What, do you want to...? No, can you hear me? No.
08:32Starry Night's not huge, is it?
08:34Oh, and the Mona Lisa's very small.
08:36Oh, God knows. God knows.
08:38You don't want to wear that. You don't know, love.
08:40He's not 100%. Take your money, love.
08:43The more I think about it, the more I think it's probably Starry Night.
08:46Oh, don't... Don't talk yourself into it.
08:48Is he going to do it? No, you knob, it's not.
08:50Don't be an idiot.
08:52I think I'll see.
08:54I'll take the money. God, lad.
08:56Yes. Oh, you clever man.
08:58Clever to the end, Mary. Yeah.
09:00And half an hour in a seat, answering some questions.
09:02Easy money.
09:04Yeah, you see, if you'd have said Starry Night,
09:06you'd be leaving here with £125,000.
09:09Whoa!
09:11Oh, that's reassuring. That's closure.
09:14Go with the pearl in. Really? Yeah, as well.
09:16Yes!
09:18I knew!
09:20You knew sod off. I do.
09:24I'm telling you.
09:26Since when have you been an art expert?
09:29I sort of thought, right, it can't be that.
09:33It can't be this. It can't be that.
09:36It's got to be the girl with the billion.
09:38You don't like it cos I knew.
09:40Yeah, but it was a total guess.
09:44In Kent...
09:45When was the last time you guys went to a party?
09:47Saturday. 1980.
09:491980? No, no, no.
09:51It probably was about 1980 you went to a proper party,
09:53not like an old people party.
09:55..Michael, Sally and their sons, Jake and Harry.
09:58When does it stop from being like having a fun party
10:00and going from sitting around talking to people party?
10:02When is that going to happen?
10:04You seem to walk around and listen to Mr Brightside.
10:07So what do you do at your parties?
10:09Run around and listen to Mr Brightside.
10:11And get drunk. Totally different.
10:13On Sunday night, a couple of blokes were on their travels on the BBC.
10:18God, there's so many of these bloody road trip programmes,
10:21ain't there? Jolly Boy trip programmes.
10:24Jolly Boy trips, yeah.
10:25Middle-aged men can go road tripping
10:27and middle-aged women get the menopause.
10:29It's not quite fair.
10:33I love Paddy McGuinness. Oh, he's such a hoot.
10:35Right, where are they and where are we tripping?
10:40What have they got in Switzerland? Chocolate.
10:42Chocolate. Euthanasia.
10:44This isn't the End Your Life episode, is it?
10:48It's Dignitas time, lads.
10:50Zurich is truly the land of the beautiful people.
10:53Yeah, everyone's bit of spuck in Switzerland.
10:56And it's not just women keen to look their best.
10:58Men like to look youthful now, don't they?
11:01Founded in 2014,
11:03the Gentleman's Clinic was the first in Switzerland
11:06to dedicate itself to male-only treatments.
11:09Look at that guy. That guy's treated to the end.
11:12Yeah, man. That's like Rylan's Swiss cousin.
11:14They're not making the Wotsit bigger, are they?
11:17What, enlargement? I'd better put my name down, aren't I?
11:20I would.
11:22Oh, these are the menus.
11:24Let's have a look at what's on offer.
11:26There's a menu. Oh, wow.
11:28Here we are.
11:30Hamilton Norwood Scale.
11:32You're the last one, you know.
11:34All right.
11:35Notice you've started thinning a little bit.
11:37No, it's not. Round the crown.
11:39Hello there.
11:40Welcome, welcome.
11:42Giuliano's 82.
11:44Welcome to the Gentleman's Clinic.
11:46I want to look like you when I go out. Yeah.
11:48But he's had all the work done, has he?
11:50He's had all the work done.
11:51It's basically just, I'll take you from top to bottom.
11:53Sorry, what?
11:55We do a plasma treatment, which we do to maintain hair,
11:58to increase hair density.
12:00What's plasma treatment?
12:02That sounds really good, plasma treatment.
12:04What's a plasma? I've got a plasmatelly.
12:09What does that mean? I don't think it's a plasmatelly.
12:11It might be non-surgical,
12:13but this plasma treatment does involve taking some of your blood.
12:17What? I thought they were having their hair done.
12:20OK, make a fist. Oh, he's going to have it.
12:23Oh, he is. They're going to take blood from him.
12:26Look at all that. That's a lot of blood.
12:28It's all going to go back in.
12:30Daniela, are they going to put it in a centrifuge?
12:35Love a centrifuge.
12:37They stick the blood in a centrifuge and spin it at 3,000 RPM
12:41to separate out the plasma.
12:43I'll be honest, it's witchcraft.
12:45Who would have thought?
12:47Wow, I've seen this before.
12:49I have seen it. It's clever, isn't it?
12:51This is the plasma. Do you reckon this is going to work?
12:54Just got to inject it now. Easy.
12:56Ooh.
12:58The hell, he's not having it injected into his head, is he?
13:01So this is the wonderful machine.
13:03Oh, Jesus!
13:05It looks like a staple gun.
13:08There are five little tiny needles, look at that.
13:11Oh, dear God. Oh, shit, what's that?
13:14Five needles in your head.
13:16At one go. Here we go.
13:18OK, this is what it feels like.
13:20Stand by.
13:21It looks like something you fit a carpet with.
13:24One, two, three, go.
13:27Oh!
13:29Oh, no, that's like...
13:31That looks a bit... I thought it was going to be quick and painless.
13:34That's what us men have to do.
13:36Oh, stop it.
13:38That makes the eyes water.
13:40Oh, it's bleeding.
13:42For his sake, I really hope this works.
13:44For this to work, I'd need 500 injections every visit.
13:49Oh, fuck that, I'd rather go bald.
13:51Oh, I would.
13:52Wear a wig and an hat. Yeah.
13:54What's the saying, Trev? No pain, no gain.
13:56It's enough to make your hair stand on end.
13:58Wait, what's left of it?
14:01They're telling me, for maximum effect, I'd need five more visits.
14:05No!
14:07Really?
14:09Ow. That's not worth it.
14:10I think once is enough for me.
14:15HE LAUGHS
14:19Fucking hell, that's pathetic.
14:21He's right, you know, Paddy.
14:23It pays off in the end.
14:25That's bad.
14:26Do you know what I mean? Cracking.
14:28Couple of days of Zorica, my new man.
14:39In Blackpool...
14:40What are you doing?
14:42This is sage.
14:43When you burn it like this,
14:44it gets rid of the negative energy in the house.
14:46Pete and his little sister Sophie.
14:49It's shit.
14:50Exactly. Negative.
14:52Negative vibes, Pedro.
14:54I'm just going to wash it round your hairs.
14:57If you burn me with that, it'll be the last thing you do.
15:00See, listen to that.
15:01Negativity leaving the house.
15:04No, it isn't. It's a smoke alarm.
15:06It is actually pretty smoky, isn't it?
15:08Fucking hell.
15:10Fucking hell.
15:11Whoa! Ah! Ah! Ah!
15:13Dickhead!
15:14That's ash.
15:17Duck it out.
15:20Shit!
15:21Duck it out, you dickhead.
15:27On Tuesday, there was a proposal from Downing Street
15:30that was making the headlines on the BBC.
15:34What do you fancy for your lunch?
15:36Well, I did want a sandwich,
15:38but someone's bread's not ready.
15:41Good afternoon. Welcome to the BBC News at One.
15:44Plans to give weight loss injections
15:46to unemployed people living with obesity...
15:48What?
15:49Yeah, I heard about this.
15:51..could be very important for our economy and health,
15:53says the Prime Minister.
15:55If you're overweight and you're in a job, you're fine.
15:57You're not a problem. You can continue to be overweight.
16:00But if you're unemployed, well...
16:02Keir Starmer was speaking to the BBC
16:04after the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, suggested
16:06jabs could be an effective tool
16:08for getting unemployed people back into work.
16:11There's too many weight-loss jabs at the moment.
16:14Everyone's taking it, even people that aren't fat.
16:17You're going to have to show some ID when you go into Greg's
16:19to bypass the next, aren't you?
16:21Are you unemployed? Are you overweight?
16:23No sausage roll for you.
16:24It's estimated that a majority of adults in the UK
16:27are now overweight or obese.
16:29Oh, please don't show me there. I don't want to see my back there.
16:32Do you remember when we were at school,
16:34there was only one fat child per school?
16:37They were usually very popular.
16:39Yes.
16:40The personal health costs can be severe
16:43and so can the cost to the wider economy.
16:46We should quit our jobs so we can be overweight and unemployed.
16:50And get Manjaro for free!
16:53I must get myself some tracksuit bottoms, Natty.
16:56Why?
16:57With elasticated waists.
16:59Please don't, Charles.
17:00Very important for the NHS because, as I've said time and again,
17:03yes, we need more money for our NHS, but we've got to think differently.
17:06We've got to reduce the pressure on the NHS.
17:09Good on him, I say.
17:10Well, you would say that, you bloody loving.
17:12Obviously, being overweight brings on a lot of other medical conditions
17:15for people and if you stop that,
17:17that's got to take a bit of pressure off the NHS, hasn't it?
17:19The Tories are going to assess people
17:21to see if they really were not fit for work.
17:25But Labour is going to just jab them into being fit for work.
17:30A trial is now planned to take place in Greater Manchester over five years.
17:34Why don't you move to Greater Manchester?
17:37It'll examine whether the drug Manjaro, made by Lilly,
17:40can help people with obesity to lose weight
17:43and in turn reduce pressure on the NHS and get people back to work.
17:47So once everyone's skinny...
17:49Everyone's going to be back at work.
17:51There'll be no unemployment at all.
17:53There are no mental health issues, there are no money issues.
17:56It's all to do with how much you weigh.
17:58It's not easy for people to just sit there and say,
18:01diet and exercise, eat less, move more.
18:04It's not that straightforward, is it? It's much more complex.
18:07And we live in a fat-phobic society as well.
18:10But experts say action must also be taken
18:13to improve the quality of food on sale and reduce sugar, fats and salt.
18:18Exactly, that's it.
18:20It's the ready availability of high-calorie,
18:24ultra-processed foods that's the problem.
18:26I get a frigging ping from McDonald's, six chicken nuggets, £1.40,
18:29and I'm thinking, well, I didn't want six chicken nuggets,
18:32but now I might go and get six chicken nuggets, it's only £1.40.
18:37In all, you look real different today.
18:39Do I? Yeah. No, I'm just looking for my glasses.
18:42Oh.
18:43Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
18:45I'm sure I left them here on Friday.
18:47You just had them a minute ago.
18:49Where have I put them, then?
18:51Well, you did.
18:53Oh, I can't be bothered to get them up.
18:55What? I can't be bothered to get them up.
18:58You silly sod.
19:00I thought I'd had them. I left them here on Friday, you know.
19:04Didn't you notice you'd been sat there for ten minutes
19:07and you didn't notice that I had your glasses on?
19:09No.
19:11On Monday night, some loaded hotties were at it again on E4.
19:15I'm loving this, I'm loving all the drama.
19:18It's just the Australian version of Maiden Chancellor.
19:22It's a bag of shite, this, Julie.
19:26Do you know what?
19:28I tune in to watch Maiden Bondi purely because of Lawson
19:31and his animated self.
19:33Like, why is your neck turning 90 degrees?
19:36It's like he's constantly acting. Yeah.
19:40OK, this is looking really good.
19:42Woo! Who's that?
19:43Do you want to give me a few serious vibes?
19:45Oh, no.
19:47Oh, it's Lawson.
19:49Do you know he's a very odd boy, that Lawson?
19:52He's got a good body but not a good... Brain or face?
19:55That's the one.
19:56So how are things going with Bella?
19:58Things are good, Emsi.
19:59Why does he speak like that?
20:01I'm good, Emsi! Yeah!
20:04Believe me!
20:06Built up this very special date for Bella and I and...
20:11..I'm out of ideas.
20:12He is rich, so he should be able to come up with something good.
20:15The textbook one is cinema all in the bottom of the popcorn.
20:20I think that...
20:22..I wanted to...
20:24..speak to you.
20:26Oh, no.
20:28Oh, no!
20:30I'm ready to go.
20:32I've always kind of had this weird thing that it feels like
20:36I'm not good enough for you.
20:41No!
20:43Did you see how long the eyes closed for? This is him.
20:50It...
20:52..kills me...
20:54..to hear you.
20:56Speak faster, man, we've got stuff to do!
20:59You're everything and more...
21:02..and you mean more to me than anyone on this planet.
21:06He's just saying what he thinks he needs to say in the moment.
21:09Do you reckon? Exactly, yeah. That's it.
21:11He's saying what she wants to hear. Yeah.
21:13The problem we've got here is it's bullshit. Yeah, yeah!
21:16And there's going to be a big but on the end of this.
21:18You mean more to me than anyone in the world.
21:21Both.
21:23Beth, I can't lie, it's come from my side out of the blue.
21:27Bella's been saying how she feels from the get-go
21:29that she wants something serious. How could it be blindsided?
21:32Which is why I need time to think.
21:35You need time to think?!
21:37What's there to think about?
21:39You either love her or you don't.
21:43Except I don't.
21:46Wow. Let's give it a pass.
21:50I think I've seen it all now.
21:53Hi, lovely ladies.
21:55After having some time to think,
21:57Larson and Bella were reunited at a fancy bar.
22:01My...
22:03..mind has been a battleground.
22:07That's a great line, I'm going to start using that at work. Yeah.
22:10Oh, God!
22:12So dramatic, isn't he?
22:14Yeah.
22:16So I've fought deep and hard.
22:18Fucking hell. Wow.
22:20He's doing this all, isn't he?
22:22Bloody hell, is he milking this or what?
22:24I wouldn't have patience for him.
22:26And I...I can't...
22:29..see myself being a boyfriend in this present moment.
22:32Eh?! What?!
22:34Oh, mixed signals. Central, piss off.
22:37Like, I have no more time for this now.
22:40None. Yes, Bella.
22:42You tell him. Exactly.
22:44Kick any bollocks and walk off.
22:46I completely understand.
22:48That is the end of the line.
22:50That is the end of the line.
22:52Whoever talks like that is so dramatic.
22:54Nobody talks like that.
22:59Why does he look so sad? It's his decision.
23:01It's the fake quivering of the lip for me. Mm.
23:04Now he's regretting it. Can you see that?
23:06He's just realised what happened.
23:13He's looking over her shoulder to see if he's gone after her.
23:16Yeah. Oh, no, he hasn't. Oh, no.
23:18No, he's definitely being serious.
23:20He's just getting an egg mayo sandwich.
23:22It's a buffet. And he's talking to some other girl.
23:32In Manchester...
23:34Right, last week, went to the shop,
23:36they had the Christmas rum truffles in,
23:38bought four boxes, put them in my Christmas cupboard,
23:41who's had my Christmas rum truffles?
23:43There's one pack gone.
23:45The Malones.
23:46I'll be honest, I ate the Turkish delights,
23:49but I've not had the rum truffles.
23:51You ate my Turkish delights!
23:53I had the Turkish delights.
23:55And the rum truffles. And the Turkish delights.
23:58How do you know you don't like rum truffles if you've not had them?
24:01Cos I've had them all the other years.
24:03Never mind the rum truffles, I didn't know the Turkish delights was gone.
24:07On Monday, we set sail once more
24:10for a culinary voyage down the Thames on Food Network.
24:14I'm the biggest.
24:15I knew you'd do that.
24:17Well, I am. Thank you.
24:19I love a bit of roux back down the river.
24:23Oh, you obviously do as well.
24:25Michelle who?
24:27No, Michelle Roux.
24:30Michelle Roux is one of the world's greatest chefs.
24:33That is his actual name, Michelle Roux.
24:35Oh, it's a boy?
24:37Oh!
24:38This is my roux back down the river.
24:43The one thing I would say about Michelle Roux's cooking is
24:45you really don't know what's coming next.
24:47You don't get him going down the fucking Tyne, though, do you?
24:50No. Up in Newcastle.
24:51I stopped at Bijou for a burger and a beer.
24:54In a fight.
24:55In the episode, Michelle made it all the way to Reading
24:59to visit a restaurant on a boat.
25:03People are drawn here to enjoy the traditional dishes
25:06and Cheung is going to show me a favourite.
25:09What is it?
25:10Come on then, Cheung, what are you making for us today?
25:12Hong Kong-style French toast.
25:14Oh!
25:16Is French toast like eggy bread?
25:18Eggy bread.
25:19Oh! Obsessed. I love it.
25:22I didn't even know they did French toast in Hong Kong.
25:25No, but we did get food poisoning, no?
25:28We did. Yeah.
25:29Yeah, that was unexpected.
25:31This one has a thick layer of peanut butter.
25:33Peanut butter, yeah.
25:35Yeah, that's nice.
25:36Peanut butter. Sautéed. Nice.
25:39I eat it.
25:40I've never tried it. Have you?
25:42Yeah.
25:43OK, so, crusts off.
25:44Yes.
25:45Oh, that's you, that.
25:46You don't like anything with crusts on.
25:48No, I don't.
25:49You just waste all the bread.
25:50That's what the goodness is, isn't it?
25:52Do you remember that?
25:53Yes, Mum.
25:54She won't get curly hair.
25:56I don't want curly hair.
25:57I don't want to eat a crust.
25:59Yeah, we will separate the egg yolk and the white.
26:02Oh, he separates the egg yolk and the white.
26:04I never do that.
26:05Never, ever, ever.
26:08Oh, bloody hell.
26:09Oh, God, he's giving that a good whisk, isn't he?
26:11He's whipping that, isn't it?
26:14Jesus, he's going to have a wrang on his hands if he's not careful.
26:17And now we soak it.
26:19He's soaking it, Daniella.
26:21I'm really funny with touching yolk.
26:23French toast is fried in dollops of sizzling butter.
26:27Jesus Christ!
26:29Look at the oil!
26:30Look how deep that pan is.
26:32Nothing healthy about this.
26:34But Cheung is using vegetable oil.
26:37Vegetable oil.
26:38Oh!
26:39He's on the veggie oil, thinking of his tikka.
26:41Yeah.
26:42Because it's served with maple syrup.
26:45Oh, my God, it's golden.
26:47Usually, yeah.
26:48So it's sweet.
26:50I hope he gets it on a bit of kitchen roll and gives it a dab.
26:53Yeah, he needs to blot that.
26:56Oh, my God.
26:57Jesus, have mercy.
26:59What a wedge.
27:00Oh, God.
27:04Stop it.
27:05Oh!
27:06That's not food, that's a lethal weapon, isn't it?
27:09Yeah.
27:22Does he like it?
27:23Do you like it, Michelle?
27:25I love food that makes me giggle.
27:27The texture is amazing.
27:29No food that I've eaten has ever made me laugh.
27:31Oh, it looks horrible.
27:33No, it doesn't.
27:34It does not.
27:35Am I allowed to have an opinion?
27:36No.
27:37Nice and crisp on the outside.
27:38With that butter now, I'd whack me fork on top of it
27:41and just guide it round all the bread on top.
27:45Oh, I'll be good.
27:47Thinking about it, we've got all the ingredients.
27:49Do you want me to make that for you?
27:51No.
27:52My poor heart.
27:54He's trying to kill you.
27:55He's trying to kill me.
27:56Have you got life insurance?
27:57No, I haven't.
27:58She's not got life insurance.
28:02In Glasgow...
28:03I've read 42 books this year.
28:05Honestly, mate, this also has to stop, but...
28:07Why?
28:08Cos the house looks like the fucking Mitchell Library.
28:10..Rosheen and her boyfriend, Joe.
28:13You're actually slagging me for buying books.
28:15I can't do anything.
28:16Yeah, you're a nerd.
28:17First it was clothes.
28:18Oh, the house is coming down with clothes.
28:20And then I change my interest
28:22and I actually try and better and educate myself
28:24and then I'm getting slagged for that
28:25and you say our house looks like Waterstones.
28:27There's a world history section in our house.
28:29How did that get there?
28:30Maybe you should try and pick up a book.
28:32I do.
28:33Rather than looking at a screen.
28:34I do read books. Green Eggs and Ham.
28:35The only books you read are on the Xbox
28:37when you get your character to read a book.
28:39Maybe you wouldn't have square eyes if you read more books.
28:42I'd have rectangle eyes.
28:43If you're like me.
28:45This week, we were all gripped by a twisted tale of revenge.
28:49A tale of revenge on Sky.
28:51It's a dark drama, you know this, Jenny.
28:53It's a thriller.
28:54You love thrillers.
28:55I do.
28:56But I can guess from the...
28:57I think we should turn the lights down.
28:59No, I don't want the lights turning down, thanks.
29:01Since when have you had Sky Atlantic?
29:03Oh, I've still got your log in.
29:05You cheeky sod.
29:07Only so long I can chew till I choke
29:09Hide in plain sight
29:11What have you done, my rabbit one
29:13Caught in the headlight
29:16And I'll be...
29:19I like this music.
29:21I guess my blood's morning colder
29:25It must be said up north, this, you know,
29:27you don't get anybody down south saying,
29:29oh, you all right, sweet pea?
29:31No, it's all treacle down there.
29:33Yeah, governor.
29:34People I'd love to kill.
29:36Do you know, sometimes I drive to work thinking that.
29:39Manspreaders.
29:40I'm with you there, girlie.
29:42Oh, what, are manspreaders?
29:44Oh.
29:46Friggin' hell.
29:47My sister, Saren.
29:48A sister as well.
29:49For leaving me on read, on my phone,
29:51and in my life in general.
29:53So it's not just me, then?
29:55You read and then don't reply.
29:59So yours is actually worse than her sister's.
30:01Our mum.
30:03For leaving.
30:05And forgetting to tell us where she went.
30:07But the sounder thing, she wants to write that after Planet.
30:10And forever at the top of my list.
30:13The mean girls, innit?
30:14Always, always.
30:16So weird.
30:17Julia Blankingsop.
30:19For making me pull so much of my hair out
30:21that I had to wear a wig.
30:23Oh.
30:24Oh, she's had a tough life, hasn't she?
30:26Bless her.
30:27Julia Blankingsop.
30:30For turning me into a ghost.
30:32A ghost.
30:33Well, Julia can't see anything.
30:35She's wearing a lime green dress.
30:36I feel a little bit sorry for her at the moment.
30:39But she's sort of become like a ghost.
30:41She's anonymous almost, isn't she?
30:42Yeah, yeah.
30:43She's shrunk back in because people have given her such a hard time.
30:50Oh, God, this must be Rhiannon's dad's funeral.
30:54Oh, look, she's in the car all on her own with the dog.
30:57On her way to her dad's funeral.
30:59Where's her sister?
31:02Oh, and that's sister.
31:04Oh, er, sorry, thank you.
31:06They're just walking by her as if she's invisible.
31:10Oh, no!
31:11It's a ghost from school.
31:13What the hell are they doing at the funeral, then?
31:15No, not Julia Blim Blam Blom at the dad's funeral.
31:23Oh, shit.
31:24That would be the fucking cherry on top.
31:26Yeah.
31:27Of a shady.
31:29I've got them to do mini scotch eggs, especially.
31:32I only eat meat when I'm menstruating.
31:34Oh, God, she's nice, isn't she?
31:36Sorry.
31:38Sorry.
31:39Didn't see you.
31:40Julia blinking sops at it again.
31:42She's getting on my nerves.
31:44I don't even know her.
31:45Oh, my God, hi.
31:47It's been so long, hasn't it?
31:49She still looks right into the death of her, doesn't she?
31:52I mean, I haven't seen you since school.
31:54So long ago.
31:56We're so different, aren't we?
31:59You don't appear to be any different, Julia.
32:01It's funny how the bullies, right, never go,
32:03oh, I used to bully you.
32:05You know, whenever I see them out and about now,
32:07oh, are you all right?
32:08Yeah, fuck off.
32:12Were you just going to go?
32:14She didn't even say bye.
32:15Wow.
32:16That's something you'd do to me, to be fair.
32:18They're all going for a union drink at Square tomorrow.
32:21You should go.
32:22No, thanks.
32:23Are you joking?
32:24Are you having a laugh, mate?
32:25Do you want me to go for a drink with them?
32:28Yeah.
32:29Nah.
32:30We need to sell the house.
32:31Oh, great.
32:32Bloody hell.
32:33Oh, she's having a warm now.
32:34I've got an estate agent.
32:35Julia's doing it.
32:36Julia?
32:37No.
32:38Oh, just to stick the knife in.
32:41No, Saren.
32:43I'm sorry, you cannot say I'm like her.
32:45She's a sister from hell.
32:47I wouldn't do that shit to you.
32:48Are you sure?
32:49I would not.
32:50You need to get over this Julia thing.
32:53Go to Square, you might have fun.
32:55Get over it?
32:56I lost my whole head of hair because of her.
33:02Don't tell me she's gone to the...
33:03Is she going to the Square?
33:05Please don't tell me.
33:09This is Julia's reunion.
33:11Oh, where did she go?
33:14Julia!
33:15Oh, my God, she walked straight past her.
33:17Wow, Julia didn't even acknowledge her.
33:19I didn't see you.
33:21She never sees her, does she?
33:22She was her eyes testing, that girl.
33:24She's just trying to say to me you're insignificant.
33:27Are you OK?
33:28Are you OK?
33:29Does she look OK?
33:30I need you to stay out of my house.
33:32That's right.
33:33Sweetie, your sister has signed the contract.
33:36You need to sort this out with your sister.
33:38I'm just doing this for Saren.
33:40Why me, Julia?
33:41She's grabbed her by the wrist.
33:43She's all kicking off.
33:44Stop pretending that you don't know what you did.
33:46Oh, what did she do?
33:48I have no idea what you're talking about.
33:50You ruined my life.
33:51Yeah, all those years of abuse, you made me pull my hair out.
33:54You didn't exist to me then, and you don't now.
33:57What a bitch.
33:59I don't like Julia, she's a mean girl, so I'm a mean girl.
34:02It's like you're obsessed with me.
34:05It's fucking creepy.
34:13She is absolutely invisible.
34:16It's incredible.
34:20What's she doing down the canal?
34:24Oh, God, you won't catch me walking there in the dead of the night.
34:27No way.
34:28Just go home, love, and have a cup of tea and a biscuit.
34:30It'll all look better.
34:32What is it?
34:33Is it a knife?
34:34Shit without you.
34:38Oh!
34:39I think that must have belonged to her dad.
34:44Oh, charming.
34:48Oh!
34:49Oh, he's weeing over her.
34:51What the fuck?!
34:52Whoa!
34:53Didn't see you.
34:54Is he sorry?
34:55Didn't see you.
34:56Invisible again.
35:01Oh!
35:03Oh, Lacey's going to do it.
35:04He's just took her over the edge.
35:06Oh, what the fuck?
35:07Do you see me now?
35:08Go on, girl.
35:10I'll fucking end you, you stupid bitch.
35:12Ooh, Jesus Christ.
35:14You are so fucking...
35:17Oh, my God!
35:23Do you see me now?
35:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see you, see you.
35:26I'm scared now.
35:27Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
35:29See, this is what it does to people,
35:31if you piss them off that long.
35:33Yeah, you want to think about that, I know.
35:44In Leeds...
35:45Were you hungover at weekend?
35:47Oh, yeah, was I.
35:48Were you hanging, though?
35:50Quite.
35:51So, I were a bit hungover.
35:53I went for a Sunday dinner, I went for a roast at 12.
35:56Sisters Ellie and Dizzy.
35:58And Corey booked it.
36:00And he booked it for 12 o'clock.
36:02He's so keen, isn't he?
36:03I thought, who?
36:04We were fuming.
36:05That's like Potter and Dean going to Calvary at half 11.
36:08Yeah, he said,
36:09you've only just had your breakfast by 12 o'clock,
36:11you're not ready for a full roast, are you?
36:13No, I have, like, elevenses on a Sunday.
36:15Exactly.
36:16It's lazy morning.
36:18Slow morning.
36:19Yeah, exactly, but he's the type of person
36:21that has Christmas dinner at 12.
36:22Yeah.
36:23Do you know what I mean?
36:24Yeah.
36:26Not right, is it?
36:27No, it's not right.
36:28On Monday night, there were more Bobbies chasing baddies
36:31on Channel 5.
36:33When I was a policewoman, we had wooden trunctions.
36:37They've got metal ones now.
36:39Dad probably dreams of joining the show, doesn't he?
36:41Yeah.
36:42The amount of times he watches it.
36:44He listens so carefully as well, sometimes he's like this.
36:50I do like The Chase.
36:52That's a different show, Jane, that one.
36:54It's gorgeous.
36:55The Police Chase.
36:58Oh, my God, Mother lives in Northampton.
37:00The epicentre of crime.
37:02I can't imagine it's her, though, she's in her 80s now.
37:05Multiple units are hunting an Alfa Romeo
37:07that failed to stop for blue lights.
37:09Blues and twos are on, Julie.
37:10We're chasing an Alfa Romeo.
37:12Oh!
37:13Interceptors soon have it in their sights.
37:15Built-up area, you know.
37:16It's residential.
37:18That's very fast down a suburban street.
37:20It's terrifying, isn't it?
37:22We have no idea why the driver's taken off.
37:24Cos he's done something illegal.
37:26Perhaps his wife is having a baby or something like that.
37:29But the XC60 soon reigns him in.
37:31Oh, you've got an XC60?
37:33There's nothing more exciting than being in that car, chasing.
37:40He's on the footpath.
37:41Oh, no, no, not on the footpath!
37:43Suspect on the path, on the path, on the path.
37:47What did he gain from doing that?
37:49No, this guy's mad.
37:51The nippy Italian number may be a match for the Volvo.
37:54But the Volvo is more safe, isn't it?
37:56Uh-huh. Yeah.
38:00But it's no match for German engineering.
38:02Is this the big boys coming out to play now, yeah?
38:05In the BMW 340i...
38:07Oh!
38:08They're getting the BMW on him now.
38:10The baby's in town.
38:12Bertie and Sandra have joined the party.
38:14Bertie and Sandra, my name!
38:17Oh, it's kick-ass time, Mary.
38:19Gallops after the Alfa, tracking it out of town
38:22towards a possible Stinger site.
38:24Oh, Stinger. Stinger, that's one of them, isn't it?
38:27Where they put it in road and it nails your tyres.
38:33Are they going to get him now?
38:35Come on!
38:38Here we go.
38:39Daniela, they're going to get him. They're actually going to get him.
38:44It's there! Did they get it?
38:46Oh, did they do it?
38:47And this one is bang on schedule.
38:49They've done it. Did he do it? Yeah.
38:51His tyres are flat now.
38:53Alfa male is out of the traps and away.
38:55He's got a bag on!
38:58He's getting a bit stressed.
39:00It's now a foot race and the Interceptors are hot on his heels.
39:04Get him, Taisley!
39:05I'll have no chance.
39:06Not with your short legs, love.
39:08With more units closing in, the suspect nips down an alleyway.
39:11He's as fast as the Alfa, isn't he?
39:13Burn it!
39:16I'm not going to risk getting a migraine from watching this.
39:19But then get snagged while trying to scale some spiked railings.
39:23It's snagged!
39:24It's got stuck.
39:26Has he got him?
39:27His leg's bleeding.
39:29Oh, boo-hoo!
39:31Stop!
39:32I'm going back over. I'm going back over.
39:35I stopped.
39:36The officers have their man.
39:38But not for long.
39:40Where are you going to stop?
39:41Get lost, they've helped him off the spike and he's running.
39:44The injured suspect legs it towards the back garden.
39:47Go on, get the dogs out, get the dogs on him.
39:50Do not move.
39:51What's he got in his hand?
39:52Oh, he's got a taser.
39:53I do think he has done enough to deserve a tasering by this point.
39:56You'd be getting done for police brutality, you tasering people.
40:00If you move...
40:01I will shoot you.
40:02I will kill you.
40:04..you'll be tasered.
40:05Go on, get him.
40:07Give him a perm.
40:09Stay there!
40:10Don't get up, stay there!
40:11Do as you're told, you little shit.
40:13Don't go anywhere.
40:15Don't go anywhere.
40:16A quick check of his vitals...
40:18Stay a bit freer, mate.
40:20Oh, look, he is bleeding.
40:22..reveals a puncture wound to the upper leg.
40:24Oh, he's ginger.
40:25Those are the ones you least expect.
40:27Oh, yeah, I do love a ginger.
40:29He's right up your street.
40:30Ginger bad boy.
40:33In Wiltshire...
40:34Now, the trick was, I got it off YouTube,
40:37put some green tomatoes into a box with a banana
40:41and Bob's your uncle, in seven days' time,
40:44they'll have turned red.
40:46Oh, gone red.
40:47Giles and his wife, Mary.
40:49Let's take these four out and leave these in, shall we?
40:54Yeah.
40:55And then, um, we can have these with our streaky bacon
41:00tomorrow breakfast.
41:02I don't...
41:03Oh, you know I don't have breakfast.
41:06Stop it!
41:07Why are you trying to make yourself unattractive?
41:10On Monday night, BBC Two took us somewhere out of this world.
41:15This one for you? Yeah.
41:17I like space and stuff.
41:19He's got dressed up for Brian.
41:21In honour of Brian. Yeah.
41:22We love Brian, though. Yeah.
41:25It's like you, George, is a sexy nerd.
41:28This is a journey to the least explored regions
41:31of our solar system.
41:32The solar system, is that like the moon and the Earth and all that?
41:37Well, yeah. Yeah.
41:39I don't know much about it.
41:41I think the solar system is fascinating, honestly.
41:47Literally, I didn't even start yet.
41:49Literally, I didn't even go into why or how.
41:53You don't give a shit about the solar system.
41:56Don't you dare tell me I don't give a shit about my solar system.
42:00OK?
42:04We're going to have a mental sweat much in this,
42:07cos we'll be like, what the fuck is going on?
42:09In fairness to Harry, he does know his stuff when it comes to space.
42:13And we really don't. Yeah.
42:15There is a gas... Wow.
42:17Look, look, look, look.
42:18There is a gas cloud out there,
42:20which is bigger than our solar system, which is purely bit.
42:24Purely bit?
42:25Past the Kuiper belt, we enter a realm of true darkness.
42:30I'm intrigued by space, but I'm also scared of space.
42:34But every now and then, things do show up in the darkness.
42:40Oh, they've spotted something.
42:42What? What's showing up, Brian?
42:46Oh, hang on. What is it?
42:48In 2018, a faint point of light was detected.
42:52What is that? Is that a little planet?
42:54Could be a planetesimal or an asteroid.
42:57Or a flying saucer? No.
42:5910 billion kilometres beyond the Kuiper belt.
43:03Right, so I think what they're saying is,
43:06where they've seen light,
43:07light shouldn't be there from what we already know.
43:10So the knowledge that we already have,
43:12but through this whole thing of the twinkling,
43:14where we know it should stop, they went, hold up, wait a minute,
43:17something's going on there, sir.
43:19Is there?
43:20It's a dwarf planet...
43:23..nicknamed Far, Far Out.
43:28That's a bit of a primary school name, isn't it?
43:31But we think there's more out there.
43:33Called Far, Far, Far Out.
43:38Imagine that pinnacle is the sun.
43:40Right, here's the explanation.
43:42Now, Neptune is about 30 metres away from the sun,
43:46so on our scale, that means that the Earth would be one metre away.
43:50What? Are we doing things to scale?
43:52Yeah, it's going to try and show you how big it is.
43:54One metre.
43:55That's called one astronomical unit,
43:57the distance of the Earth from the sun.
43:59It's about 150 million kilometres.
44:02Get me a piece of paper and a pen. I need to write this down.
44:05Well, it's quite far away, then,
44:07because when I ran the Great North Run,
44:09that was, like, 22 kilometres,
44:11and I felt like that was going on forever.
44:14Yeah.
44:15So 150 million kilometres.
44:18That's far.
44:20And then, to the most distant object we can see...
44:23There we go.
44:24I always had to break into a run.
44:26It's that far. It's that far.
44:28It is, of course, far, far out.
44:31I'm not even lying, my brain's not taking none of this in, you know.
44:36But remarkably, we strongly believe that there's another region,
44:42another realm to the solar system.
44:44Canali's jumping in a Jeep.
44:46Is he getting in his car to drive to it?
44:48I told you, the solar system does not end at the end of the Kuiper Belt.
44:51Right, it is... Would you like a medal or something?
44:53Yes, I bloody would, cos I knew this, and everyone was saying I was wrong.
44:56You genius.
45:001,100 astronomical units.
45:03Whoa.
45:04Well, it's quite far away, that's what I'm gathering.
45:08He's still going!
45:10I'm going to sound like a kid here when I say this,
45:12but are we there yet? Yeah.
45:14Here we are, two kilometres away from the sun.
45:18I can't even see the sun.
45:20That rock's the sun.
45:22The rock's the sun.
45:24That... I don't matter.
45:26And this is where we think another realm begins.
45:29It's all becoming clear now, isn't it?
45:33What, to you?
45:35Yeah. Is it?
45:38You're having a laugh, aren't you?
45:41We've got family that are a few hours away,
45:43and we don't bother going to see them.
45:45Yeah, that's bad enough. Yeah.
45:47You know, if it's anything over 15 minutes, I'm not asked.
45:50Fuck them.
45:56It's a Gogglebox Stand Up To Cancer celebrity special next week,
45:59followed by a topical tiptoe through these tempestuous times
46:02as The Last Leg returns at ten.
46:05And if patience isn't one of your virtues,
46:07stream our apocalypse not now but at some point very soon sitcom
46:10Everyone Else Burns now, rather than watching it Thursdays at ten.
46:15Not going to stop you doing both, obviously.
46:17Brand new First Dates, next tonight.