The Goggleboxers share their thoughts on the week's TV highlights including, Sunday Project: AFL Grand Final, Take Five with Zan Rowe, The Penguin and The Block.
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00:00I think I have split my dachs.
00:16Sorry?
00:17I've split my dachs.
00:20Tell me if you can see it when I bend over.
00:24Every evening in Australia.
00:25I love this show.
00:26Fire up the next episode, let's go.
00:29The show's key reaches over 12 million of us.
00:32Holy moly.
00:33Shut up.
00:34But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:37I feel like everyone can relate to something in this show.
00:40Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:44Know what made this show so good?
00:45The cast.
00:46They're all ingredients to a delicious pie.
00:48How is this show still on?
00:51This week we caught another episode of...
00:53Thank God you're here.
00:55Yes.
00:56You never know what you're going to walk into.
00:59We discovered a new comedy drama...
01:01English Teacher.
01:02It's the first comedy that's come out in a while that's actually making fun of the whole
01:06world culture.
01:08And another Batman villain...
01:09Who's that?
01:10Um, the Penguin?
01:12Got his own TV show.
01:13He's Colin Farrell.
01:14That does not look like Colin Farrell.
01:16I cannot get over that that is Colin Farrell.
01:25On the Gold Coast, Milo's been testing out some Brazilian barbecue.
01:29The worst thing was, I brought the barbecue, I brought all the meat, but I thought someone
01:34else would cook.
01:35That's the whole point of barbecuing.
01:37Was it all Brazilian meats?
01:38Yes.
01:39So how many got food poisoning?
01:40I haven't heard from most of them.
01:41It's been radio silence.
01:42Monday night on Seven.
01:43M-K-R.
01:44Oh my God, the K is tongs in M-K-R.
01:55Tonight, we're in Brisbane.
01:57Let's go Queenslanders.
01:59And we're off to the instant restaurant of...
02:01Young Italians, Simone and Viviana.
02:03Oh, the Italians are back.
02:05I love these two, they're so cute.
02:07Madonna.
02:08Wait, are they siblings or dating?
02:09We're still not sure.
02:10Oh, okay.
02:11Sharp left, sharp left.
02:12Is she saying chocolate or sharp left?
02:14Sharp left.
02:15Right-o.
02:16Time to instant restaurant.
02:17Knock, knock.
02:18Oh.
02:19Isn't it funny how all the doorbells sound the same in every house?
02:25Like, do they all buy the same doorbell?
02:26And as contestants arrive...
02:28You're going to have more kisses than courses tonight, gang.
02:33It's then upstairs to the instant restaurant.
02:35Oh my God.
02:36Look.
02:37That looks gorgeous.
02:38What in the whimsical shit is this?
02:40Yeah.
02:41That's stunning.
02:42What is it, Halloween?
02:43Floating on clouds.
02:44That looks like a five-year-old's birthday party.
02:46Oh, shut up.
02:48It looks nice, for God's sake.
02:49All right, time for the food.
02:51What are we eating tonight?
02:54Tartare.
02:55Yes!
02:56That's raw beef.
02:57Raw beef?
02:58Cut very, very fine.
02:59You'd get the disease, raw beef.
03:00No.
03:01Don't you got to cook it?
03:02No.
03:03Yoshi would love that because he loves raw mince.
03:05Who's a dog?
03:06Entrez.
03:07He's served.
03:08He's served up.
03:09That looks disgusting.
03:10I'm sorry.
03:11You couldn't make a worse dish than raw egg and raw meat.
03:15See you at St. Vincent's.
03:16What do you think of the apple?
03:17There's apple in it?
03:18What in the...
03:19No.
03:20Leave the apple for an apple pie.
03:21Why?
03:22Why?
03:24Apple.
03:25He's a pear man.
03:26He doesn't look happy.
03:27It's the best thing he's ever had.
03:28Yep.
03:29Why?
03:30Why did I love it so much?
03:31Have I not thought about this before?
03:32Oh!
03:33Oh, ho, ho!
03:34Very sneaky, sneaky from Manu.
03:35Don't play cards with Manu.
03:36Oh, my worst cards ever.
03:37Four aces.
03:38Next is a prawn and potato ravioli.
03:39Oh!
03:40Oh, my God.
03:41That looks good.
03:42I'd like a lot more on there, though.
03:43I'll do two things and they're gone.
03:44What am I...
03:45What am I going to eat?
03:46It's an entree.
03:47It's not the main course.
03:48It's an entree.
03:49It's an entree.
03:50It's an entree.
03:52It's an entree.
03:53It's not the main.
03:54Main.
03:55He served it.
03:56Oh, it is the main.
03:57Shit.
03:58There's, like, four pieces of ravioli on that.
04:00It's not a normal dish.
04:01This can't be a main.
04:02Well, I tell you, after today, it should be.
04:04Who's eating that?
04:06Mamma mia.
04:07Mamma mia.
04:08Seriously, if you went to dinner and that come out as your main...
04:11I'd go to McDonald's after, but I would be very happy.
04:15We often get asked, what is the dish that you remember to be the best on MKR?
04:21I think that's the new one.
04:23Yes!
04:24The best dish on MKR ever.
04:26Hear me out.
04:27Should we try to make prawn and potato ravioli for dinner tonight?
04:29You can't even boil the kettle.
04:30Shut up.
04:31And for their final dish...
04:32Our millefeuille is going to be a three-tiered dessert.
04:35Ooh, they're making a millefeuille.
04:37Apple pie?
04:38A millefeuille.
04:39It's the pastry and cream and jam.
04:41Yum!
04:42Look at that.
04:43Oh, baby!
04:44That looks sensational.
04:45So it's only pastry?
04:46What's in there?
04:47I told you before.
04:48It's got pastry and cream.
04:49Layer upon layer upon layer.
04:50Yeah, sorry.
04:51And people wonder why I get frustrated with you.
04:52Dessert?
04:53Dessert.
04:54And they pipe their own cream, too.
04:55I pipe my own cream.
04:56And you'd have to make it weird.
04:57Bang.
04:58Well, hear that crackle?
04:59Is that a good sign?
05:00Yes.
05:01This is the crown on the mille we got tonight.
05:02Wow, they nailed it again.
05:03So, tick, tick, tick.
05:04It's going to be amazing.
05:05It's going to be amazing.
05:06It's going to be amazing.
05:07It's going to be amazing.
05:08It's going to be amazing.
05:10Wow, they nailed it again.
05:11So, tick, tick, tick.
05:12We're finding out what we've known for years.
05:13Europeans cook better than Aussies.
05:15This is why we need to open up immigration.
05:16Time to tally the scores.
05:17For your main course tonight, I score you...
05:18What is it?
05:19What is it?
05:20A 10.
05:21A 10!
05:22It's a 10!
05:23Yeah.
05:24Come on, breathe, man.
05:25The score I'm giving you for your main course is also a 10.
05:26Oh!
05:27What?
05:28Oh, my God.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:31Oh, my God.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34Oh, my God.
05:35Oh, my God.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38What?
05:39Wow.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Greenlander.
05:42That gives you a grand total score of...
05:44All right, do a quick math.
05:45A 20, 40, 58 plus 46 is...
05:49104.
05:51Oh!
05:52That is what...
05:53That's Don Bradman stuff.
05:55That's the highest I've ever seen that score before.
05:57I thought it just went up to 100.
05:59I'm so confused.
06:00Wow.
06:01Oh, nothing like scoring 104 out of 110.
06:04This is...
06:05Is that world record score?
06:06The highest instant restaurant score in the history of MKR.
06:12Told you.
06:13Wow!
06:14Told you.
06:15Well done.
06:16How good's that?
06:17Apart from this horrendous-looking child's birthday party,
06:20the food was amazing.
06:21Make sure you grab a party dag.
06:24Why bother with the rest of the series?
06:26Why bother?
06:27The highest score ever in MKR history.
06:29Seen it.
06:30Ticket off the bucket list.
06:31Job done.
06:32They're going to have celebratory sex.
06:34If they're siblings, though, they're probably not.
06:49In Melbourne, loyal Brisbane Lions fan Adam
06:52is celebrating an AFL grand final win.
06:55How does it feel?
06:56Woo!
06:58I looked on my phone after the game
07:00and because I think I'm the only Lions fan that people know,
07:03I had 74 messages that all said,
07:06hey, congrats on the win.
07:08You didn't play in the game.
07:10I did it.
07:11I did it.
07:12And on Sunday night, Channel 10 had the full wrap.
07:15This is The Sunday Project.
07:17Well, it was the AFL's big game, but it was anything but a contest.
07:20Brisbane's bloodbath at the G, sending Sydney home in defeat.
07:24120 to 60.
07:26Oh, how embarrassing.
07:27I'm the Lions.
07:29I'm the pride of Brisbantown.
07:31We're amaranth, blue and gold.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:35It's the most masculine I've ever seen you be.
07:37Yeah.
07:38A win for Brisbane,
07:39but the Fitzroy faithful didn't let the Lions forget their roots.
07:43I was there.
07:44This is you.
07:45I was there.
07:4621 years since we last made it until we finally get to success.
07:49Like, I was a newborn when we won the last game.
07:52I was 13 when we last won a premiership.
07:54It's been so exciting to see.
07:55We saved our best performance of the year until last.
07:58Every time you get to grand final, you can play your best game.
08:01A performance that was heralded by a roar.
08:04Katy Perry.
08:05I saw Katy Perry yesterday.
08:06Was that cool?
08:07It was pretty cool.
08:08Random.
08:09She's a big celeb for the AFL grand final.
08:10No, she's on her promo tour cos she's got a new album out
08:13and it's a bit weird.
08:14Entering the G mounted on a, well, giant dustbuster of sorts.
08:18LAUGHTER
08:19Looks like a spaceship.
08:21I think you opened a portal at one point.
08:23Katy Perry's opening song proved prophetic.
08:26Look at the green bags.
08:27MUSIC
08:30She roared!
08:31She roared like the lions.
08:32Yes!
08:33And then the lions won.
08:34So she's kind of G'ing them up.
08:35She's not saying hear me honk.
08:37With one balloon dancer deflated early at the piece,
08:40the Swans would soon suffer a similar fate.
08:43This one blew out so much.
08:45I couldn't believe it, mate.
08:47They got absolutely smoked.
08:51Yeah, but Brisbane come good in their 2001,
08:532003 premierships in a row.
08:55They could have went four, but they lost to Port Adelaide in 2004.
08:58I know you're talking, but all I can hear is blah, blah, blah, blah.
09:01As the pride powered towards their redemption cup.
09:04Raider!
09:06Raider!
09:08Can you imagine actually going for Sydney Swans?
09:10There are going to be some sad, sad Sydney sides today.
09:14You know what? We don't even like AFL anyway.
09:16No.
09:17They're not real the whole way.
09:18The real final's on next weekend.
09:19Of course.
09:20The lions have caught lightning in a bottle.
09:22Double the points.
09:24Brisbane!
09:25They've lost the first five games.
09:26You need to find another friend that you can tell all this history to.
09:29Yeah!
09:31The cup!
09:32He's got the cup.
09:33Yeah!
09:34New Zealand Lions!
09:35Woo!
09:40Nah, just let me relive this day every day for the rest of my life.
09:43It was the Katy Perry concert with the side of football.
09:45Exactly.
09:55At the pub the other night,
09:57some random woman come up to me with two $50 notes.
10:00What?
10:01She goes, oh, here, we had a win.
10:03I said, pardon?
10:04And she stopped, walked away and come back and apologised.
10:08She thought I was Luke Carroll.
10:09Oh, my God.
10:11You do look like Luke though.
10:13Yeah, if he'd let himself go.
10:15Oh, yeah, you do too.
10:17Yeah, Google it.
10:19Anyway, this week on Netflix,
10:22There are a lot of movies about...
10:25Penguins!
10:27Penguins on ice, penguins in the snow, tons of marching.
10:32Then there's these birds.
10:34What's special about these penguins?
10:36They boldly go where no penguins have gone before.
10:40Oh!
10:41Wow.
10:42They're beach penguins.
10:43Hold on, aren't penguins in cold places?
10:45We look like we're in a hot summer.
10:47Where are we?
10:48Quack, quack.
10:49That's a duck.
10:50Yes.
10:51Every summer, they descend on Simonstown, South Africa.
10:55Whoa!
10:56South Africa has penguins?
10:58I didn't know there were bloody penguins in Africa.
11:00I want to go.
11:01Meet the endangered African penguins.
11:04Oh, my God.
11:06They literally take over the town.
11:08Could you imagine having them in your backyard?
11:10I would love it.
11:11Oh, jeez.
11:13Oh, my God.
11:15I would love it.
11:17Oh, jeez.
11:18Freaking bogan.
11:19Ah, ah, ah.
11:22What the?
11:23They sound like donkeys.
11:24Ah, ah, ah.
11:26Anyway, the penguins descend on the town
11:28to complete a very important mission.
11:31What's that?
11:32Make more penguins.
11:33Excuse me?
11:34Find a mate, bangs and bail out.
11:36That's it, baby.
11:40Oh, yeah, the boys.
11:41Gangsters.
11:42Oh, OK.
11:43That looks like me, you and the boys when we hit the beach.
11:45Shirts off, big chest pump.
11:47And the only ones with hair on our back.
11:49Yeah.
11:50And new to the penguin dating scene is this little guy.
11:53Oh, this one's got no girlfriend, Malik.
11:55He's on his own.
11:56That's a bit like you, Wendell.
11:57Finding penguin love in this modern world can be tricky.
12:00Aw.
12:01Do you reckon he's going to find his mate?
12:02We'll see.
12:03He's convinced that human to take a picture for his penguin profile.
12:06And many of the hens have already found someone.
12:09Aw.
12:10But wait.
12:12Look up on the rocks.
12:13Check her out.
12:19Oh, look at her.
12:20She's putting it on.
12:25She's beautiful.
12:27Well, quick, get over there.
12:29Oh, she's watching.
12:31Show off now.
12:32How's he going to court her?
12:33Hey, baby, look at me swim.
12:34Look at my fins.
12:36Look at the back of my fin.
12:38Check out the black of my back.
12:40It's all for you, baby.
12:42Check out my calves.
12:43Look at them.
12:44I'm going up the hill.
12:45No worries, honey.
12:46No worries at all.
12:48Uh-oh.
12:49So embarrassing.
12:50Maybe she didn't see that.
12:51Don't worry about that.
12:52I did that on purpose, baby.
12:55All right, here we go.
12:56Here we go.
12:57Here we go.
12:58Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle.
12:59Good eye love on Kevin.
13:01He's put his best flipper forward.
13:03What's up, baby?
13:04Hey, Sally.
13:05Just getting a tan up here.
13:07I really like your pink eyeliner.
13:08Now it's up to her.
13:10Come on, baby girl.
13:11Why am I so invested in a penguin's love life now?
13:13She's interested.
13:14She's interested.
13:17You're my everything already.
13:18I can feel it.
13:21We're going for a swim together.
13:23Beautiful.
13:24And we're going to swim together, you and I,
13:26underwater for ages and ages.
13:28Some couples are just meant to be.
13:31Oh, look.
13:32Oh, he's got his wing around it.
13:34Look at these two.
13:35They're like proper in love.
13:36Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Culvert.
13:39Oh.
13:40La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
13:43No time for a honeymoon.
13:44They need a nest.
13:46You've got to pick somewhere nice and safe.
13:48I'll build us the best house you'll ever see.
13:51It'll be duplex.
13:52My mum will live next door.
13:53Don't worry.
13:54But wait.
13:55What's this?
13:56Oh, what is this?
13:57Prime real estate, Faye.
13:59Prime real estate.
14:00It even has a roof.
14:01Look how close they are to the sea.
14:03Ocean breeze.
14:04What's not to love?
14:05So do you think we should get this place or what?
14:09And...
14:10Sold.
14:11The newlyweds just bought their first house.
14:14This is so wholesome.
14:16That's a beautiful place to doogie-doogie.
14:22Is he excited?
14:23No, I think they're having sex.
14:25The moment I saw your baby, I knew you were the one for me.
14:29Oh.
14:30Oh, OK.
14:31All right, we don't need to see all this.
14:33My baby.
14:34Oh, hello.
14:35Baby.
14:36Excuse me.
14:38Hey, baby, I'm going to...
14:43How romantic.
14:47I really liked Penguin Town.
14:50I want to go there.
14:51I want to buy a house there and have them in my backyard.
14:54I will make something for them to sit there and mate,
14:57have a little bowl with water, maybe a little pool.
15:00They've got the beach.
15:01Why would they want your stupid pool?
15:03Because sometimes they can't be bothered
15:05walking to the stupid beach?
15:07They have to.
15:08They've got to go to the beach so they can get their food.
15:10I'd still have a pool.
15:25In Sydney, it's a typical Tuesday night for Maddie and Jad.
15:29Bro, what are you doing?
15:31Ah, ah, ah.
15:32No, no, no, stop, stop.
15:33Stop.
15:34Ah, ah.
15:35That's the most important part.
15:37I know.
15:38That's very tight.
15:39I need to get that worked on.
15:43And on the ABC, Zan Rowe was back
15:46with the season premiere of her Double J-inspired chat show.
15:50What if you asked extraordinary people
15:52about the music that made them?
15:54Take Five with Zan Rowe.
15:55Is this where they talk about, like, music that shaped their life?
15:58Oh, like she used to do on the radio.
16:00Correct.
16:01Ooh, who's she got?
16:02We've all grown up with Danni Minogue.
16:04Ah, Danni Minogue.
16:06She's had a brilliant career, Danni Minogue.
16:08But she'll always be known as Sarah Minogue's,
16:11I mean, Lisa Minogue's.
16:12Kylie Minogue's.
16:13Kylie Minogue's sister.
16:14So what are the catalysts that pushed her forward?
16:17OK, so this whole show is her top five songs
16:19and kind of why they mean something to her.
16:21This is awesome.
16:22Oh.
16:23I've got to pick five songs.
16:24There's so many.
16:25My first choice is Olivia Newton-John,
16:28Hopelessly Devoted To You.
16:30I love this song.
16:32I have a feeling that Danni Minogue and us
16:34are not going to have any musical things in common.
16:37Nothing.
16:41I think this is a really wussy song.
16:43I just remember being a kid, like,
16:45whatever she's doing, I want to do that.
16:48Wow.
16:49That was the song that made her want to be a singer.
16:51That's very cool.
16:52Dad opens the yellow pages to go,
16:54hmm, singing and dancing classes,
16:56and there was a big square that said the Johnny Young Talent School
17:00and we used to watch Young Talent Time.
17:02So he's like, I guess that one will be pretty good.
17:04What if her dad had just missed that page?
17:06I don't think you just look through the yellow pages
17:08and bang, suddenly you're a TV star.
17:10No.
17:11My life has never been the same since,
17:13but I can pinpoint it to Olivia Newton-John.
17:16So Olivia was the reason we have the Minogues.
17:19I think my first song would have been
17:22Tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree
17:26If you still love me
17:28Next choice has to be Madonna, Into the Groove.
17:32Oh, Into the Groove.
17:34Oh, I'm sorry, Dagi.
17:37Get into the groove
17:39You've got to lose your love too
17:42Madonna has been a huge influence on my life, my career.
17:47It's so wild to hear Danny Minogue being inspired by...
17:51Other famous people? You're famous.
17:53And I like Elvis, and then I had a few Greek ones.
17:57How did it feel as you got closer to 16
17:59and you knew this is the point where Danny on Young Talent Time retires?
18:03I was gutted because I just loved doing it.
18:05So you turned 16, get your licence, bang, out of Young Talent Time.
18:09Yeah, because once you hit 16, you hit a different pay grade,
18:11so we're not going to pay you what you deserve, so piss off.
18:14Then Michael Godinski said let's make a record
18:16and it just felt like this is not happening.
18:19Yeah, but he thought he could make some money out of her
18:22because she was Kylie's sister.
18:23And I had a cockatoo, and I taught it to sing to Yellow River.
18:28Remember, Yellow River, Yellow River
18:30What's your next choice?
18:31Come on, hit me with it.
18:32I wonder if she'll pick a Kylie song.
18:34It is Kids.
18:36Oh, she picked a Kylie song.
18:39This song's still just, every time I hear it, I just...
18:42It's quintessential whiteness.
18:44We used to sing this on SingStar.
18:46Yeah.
18:47So come on, jump, bumble
18:51I love it.
18:52Give me your black card, get out.
18:54This song is from such a pivotal time.
18:58My sister got sick with breast cancer.
19:01Jesus.
19:02I forgot that Kylie had breast cancer.
19:04I forgot that Kylie had breast cancer.
19:06It's a cut forward to her being able to get back on stage
19:10with Homecoming Tour.
19:12And she said, will you jump on stage and sing Kids with Matt?
19:16Aww.
19:18And they performed this song together.
19:20That's why it's a turning point.
19:21That's one great sister act.
19:23And more recently, at World Pride in Sydney.
19:26Oh, did she go on stage at Pride?
19:28Kylie brought Dani out.
19:31Oh, the gays love the wild.
19:33Oh, didn't they?
19:34You say Minogue?
19:35Gays go wild.
19:36Oh, no, I hate that song.
19:38Yeah, good point.
19:40Best not to stereotype the gay community
19:42for only loving dance music.
19:45Oh.
19:47Do what you want to do.
19:49Classic.
19:50You gotta live your life.
19:53Good track.
19:54What an honour and a pleasure.
19:55Thank you so much for taking part.
19:57Let's go for a dance now.
20:00Thanks, Dani.
20:01That was so interesting.
20:04I found out more about Dani Minogue in that show
20:06than I actually even knew.
20:08Is there anything Dani can't do?
20:10She's really made something of herself.
20:11She's got a fashion line at Target.
20:13I've got some Dani Minogue petite pants for work.
20:15Do you?
20:16I do.
20:17I went to the surgeon the other day
20:29because I'm going to get my tonsils out.
20:30He looked down my throat and he goes,
20:31jeez, they're big tonsils.
20:33Big whoppers.
20:34I was like, what do you think I'm here for?
20:36A couple of big whoppers in your mouth.
20:37I said, do you know what they tell you
20:38about people with big tonsils?
20:39Lots of infection.
20:40Heaps.
20:42Sore throat all the time.
20:45Out.
20:51Oh, yeah.
20:52What have we got here?
20:53This week on Disney+, we checked out
20:55a new comedy drama series.
21:03English Teacher.
21:04On my way to work, I have a lot less energy than that.
21:07The show may have particular resonance
21:09with people who have teaching experience,
21:12like Kerry, Kevin, Vesti, Wendell, Nick, Mia, Matt.
21:17Get on with it.
21:18Yeah, right.
21:19And in this show, we're following
21:21English teacher Evan Marquez.
21:23Oh, this is fun.
21:24As he navigates the trials of teaching
21:26modern day teenagers.
21:28My English teacher, when I was at school,
21:29he took us to the pub for two hours.
21:31Great teacher.
21:32I passed.
21:33Kids this year, I feel like they're less woke.
21:34Did you notice that?
21:35They're not into being woken.
21:36It's circled back around.
21:37It's circled all the way around.
21:38Oh, it's circled back.
21:39Where should I begin?
21:40I have these kids that are showing me
21:42AI porn of Oscar Wilde having sex with women.
21:46He was gay.
21:48Was this what it was like in schools
21:49when you were a teacher?
21:50No.
21:51Also trying to traverse school life
21:53is fellow teacher Marky.
21:55He must be the PE teacher.
21:56He's going to be the funny one.
21:57There's all these little fuckers roaming around
21:58just filming everything we do
22:00and sending it off the communist chain.
22:03Sports teachers are just always a little bit loose, right?
22:06Oh, yeah.
22:07Believe it, buddy, alright?
22:08Because they're athletes that never made it.
22:09You got it too.
22:10Evan, can I talk to you in my office?
22:12Now?
22:13Yes, come, come.
22:14Uh-oh.
22:15Is this the principal?
22:16It is.
22:17And he has some bad news for Evan.
22:18You're being investigated.
22:19I'm being investigated for what?
22:20A mom named Linda Harrison
22:21Linda Harrison?
22:22Wait, I know that.
22:23Alleges that you kissed your boyfriend
22:24in front of her son.
22:25What happened?
22:26He kissed his boyfriend?
22:27In front of some woman's kid.
22:28And that shouldn't be a problem.
22:29Look, what I want you to do
22:30is just write a statement
22:31in defence of your position.
22:32What?
22:33This whole thing is bullshit.
22:34It is bullshit.
22:35It's 2024.
22:36Get with the times.
22:37Who cares?
22:38That kid.
22:39You remember that kid?
22:40Yeah.
22:41Is he gay now?
22:42Is the mother saying
22:43he turned her son gay?
22:44Oh, okay.
22:45Just stop.
22:46I'm right.
22:47She thinks I turned her kid gay.
22:48I wish it was that easy.
22:49I had a friend whose mother thought
22:51that Janet Jackson turned her into a lesbian.
22:53Well, I can see Rhythm Nation.
22:55Literally, it was from that song.
22:57Of course it was Rhythm Nation.
22:59Working on your defence statement, I see.
23:01Oh, geez.
23:02Everyone knows about it.
23:03And they know who's made the complaint.
23:05Linda Harrison.
23:06Oh, God.
23:07Did you just know
23:08that the woman complaining
23:09was also the president of the PNC?
23:10Yeah.
23:11She's saying because her son's gay, right?
23:12Which is ridiculous.
23:13You can't turn people gay.
23:14Exactly.
23:15Do you have any gay teachers at your school?
23:17I have two.
23:18And I'd be like,
23:19ooh, that's gross.
23:20But secretly, I'm like,
23:21oh, my God, I want to be that person.
23:23With Evan struggling to write a defence,
23:25his students find an angle.
23:27Mr. Marquez, you're gay, you're Hispanic.
23:29This is a slam dunk here.
23:31I'm telling you,
23:32gay doesn't count anymore,
23:33and he talks like a straight white guy.
23:35I think your voice is a little gay.
23:37Actually really gay.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:39We are absolutely taking the piece out of white culture.
23:41Pretty much.
23:42Why would you want to stay at a job
23:43if they're treating you like this?
23:44You know, I like watching young kids bloom and grow.
23:47Don't say that at your trial, OK?
23:49It sounds creepy.
23:50There's not going to be a trial.
23:52This kind of reminds me
23:53about you helping me with my letter
23:55when I got in heaps of trouble from work.
23:57Yeah, but you got fired, though.
23:58Yeah.
23:59But it turns out
24:00Evan doesn't need to write his defence because...
24:02The mom dropped the whole case.
24:04Mom had a change of heart.
24:05Why?
24:06Marky talked to her.
24:07Marky talked to her?
24:08Yeah.
24:09The P.E. teacher talked her out of it.
24:10As usually, the P.E. teacher saves the day.
24:12But there's one proviso.
24:14You are strictly forbidden from dating faculty from now on.
24:18Hmm?
24:19You'll be fired.
24:20Otherwise...
24:21Ouch.
24:22So he can't...
24:23He's not allowed to date another teacher?
24:24No.
24:25Yeah.
24:26You talked to the mom.
24:27This is incredible.
24:28Oh, dude, yeah.
24:29Don't even sweat that.
24:30Oh, he's got an ally.
24:31What happened?
24:32What did he actually say?
24:33I walked into the country club where she frequents
24:35and said, hey, back off.
24:37I'm going to tell everyone here that your son is gay.
24:39Oh, no.
24:42You what?
24:43I mean, he is gay.
24:44It's not lying.
24:45It's just hitting her with the truth, man.
24:46Some people can't handle that.
24:47He's blackmailing the mother.
24:49No, you can't do that.
24:50You can't use homophobia to fight homophobia.
24:53Yes.
24:54This is about ethics and ideals.
24:56As a gay man.
24:58Wake up, Evan.
24:59I saved your job, man.
25:01Because you're a friend.
25:02That's what friends do.
25:04Do you know what?
25:05A result is a result.
25:06Honestly, if I had a choice of holding true to my morals
25:09or spreading rumors about someone to save you,
25:11then I would spread rumors about someone to save you.
25:13Thanks.
25:14That's true friendship, Jared.
25:16That's beautiful.
25:17That's just so beautiful.
25:18I got you.
25:19Fruit loop.
25:21This is kind of the first comedy that's come out in a while
25:24that's actually making fun of the whole work culture.
25:27Hey, bud.
25:28What up?
25:29Have you met Harry, the new guy?
25:30I'm Evan Marcus.
25:31Hi.
25:32Harry Dottler.
25:33Oh, he's hot.
25:34Oh, he's going to have a crush on the new guy
25:36who he now cannot date.
25:38I like your shirt.
25:39This white shirt?
25:41Oh, they're going to fall in love.
25:43Their gaydars are going, oh.
25:45Yeah.
25:47Looks like there's going to be a sausage sizzle.
25:52Oh, then what happened?
25:54What are we thinking?
25:55That was good.
25:56It was funny.
25:57I like this show.
25:58I'm going to watch the next episode.
25:59It's pretty good.
26:00I like that they're kind of taking the piss...
26:02They are.
26:03..out of this sensitive society that we live in.
26:05It's up our alley, cos we're...
26:07Not sensitive.
26:09Yeah.
26:30Give it a mix.
26:31Why don't they ever do sorbet?
26:33I don't like sorbet.
26:34I said they're making ice cream.
26:37Yeah, and then you said something about sorbet, didn't you?
26:39Then I said, why don't they show me how to make sorbet?
26:41And I said, I don't like sorbet.
26:42I don't care about you.
26:45Wednesday on Ten...
26:46Four fearless guests step through a door.
26:49Thank God you're here.
26:51Thank God you're here with my beer.
26:54Yep, another bunch of comedians are heading through the blue door
26:57to improv their way through a random scene.
27:00And you never know what you're going to walk into.
27:02And you've just got to think on your feet.
27:05And now, please welcome your host...
27:08Celia Pecola.
27:10Hello, Australia.
27:11Is she coming to Pete Alexander's armies?
27:13No.
27:14Who's the judge tonight?
27:15Please welcome the always amazing Pete Hellyer.
27:18He's everywhere at the moment.
27:20Taskmaster, thank God you're here.
27:22I want him to win the amazing race.
27:23He's really reefing the Channel 10 budget, isn't he?
27:26And joining the show this week is Japanese comedian...
27:29Takashi Wakasugi, everybody.
27:31Oh, Japanese, Yoshimoto.
27:33He's one of your friends.
27:34Kiwi comedian...
27:35Welcome, Melanie Bracewell.
27:37Oh, Melanie's funny.
27:38Also from New Zealand...
27:40It's Guy Montgomery.
27:41Spelling bee guy.
27:42And Singaporean comedian...
27:44Ting Lim, everybody.
27:46Is that four cast all not born in Australia?
27:49Correct.
27:50Taking our bloody jobs.
27:52But first through the blue door...
27:54Takashi Wakasugi.
27:56He's dressed up as a chef.
27:57See you later.
27:58Goodbye.
27:59Don't knock.
28:00Just walk in.
28:01So polite.
28:02Very polite.
28:03Very Japanese.
28:04Merci to God you're here.
28:05I see he's French.
28:06He's our head chef...
28:07Monsieur Jean-Pierre de la Rue Bellagi.
28:09You remember.
28:10Thank you so much.
28:11Can you say that name again?
28:12Oh, we'll get into the meal.
28:14You don't remember.
28:15He's turning the tables on them.
28:17You don't remember my chef's name.
28:19You don't remember.
28:21Very, very clever.
28:23How can a snail be free range?
28:26I ask the snail.
28:28Are you happy?
28:29Yes.
28:30Are you honky?
28:31And the snail said...
28:32Very good.
28:34Make her enjoy my life, you know.
28:37Chef has arranged a complimentary amuse-bouche.
28:40Amuse-bouche?
28:41A what?
28:42Otherwise known as...
28:43Vegetable.
28:44Oh, yeah.
28:45Oh, it is.
28:46Vegetable.
28:47He got it right.
28:50I thought that was really good.
28:52He was so good.
28:53That was funny.
28:54Someone was going to walk through here with a real live donkey.
28:57What?
28:58The donkey did not wish to come on.
29:00There's a donkey.
29:01Oh, shit.
29:02They were all going to walk a donkey through the restaurant.
29:05That donkey will never work in this industry again.
29:07Yeah.
29:09And hoping not to make an ass of herself is Melanie Bracewell.
29:14Let's go, girl.
29:15What is she wearing?
29:16She's cavewoman.
29:17She's from Byron Bay.
29:18Oh, shit.
29:23Oh, no.
29:24Is anyone in there?
29:25Or is she going to do it all by herself?
29:27Oh, my God.
29:28They've never done this before.
29:29Who's going to say thank God you're here?
29:31Thank God I'm here.
29:34Well played.
29:35Well played.
29:37Oh, here we go.
29:38Here we go.
29:39Thank God she's here, a woman who's just spent 157 days
29:44alone in the wilderness.
29:47Oh, she's in Alone.
29:48Oh, that's what it is.
29:49This cloak that you're wearing, you made from the fur of an animal
29:53that you killed with your bare hands.
29:55Yeah.
29:56What was that animal?
29:57You won't believe this.
29:58There was just a donkey just sort of...
30:03That's quick thinking.
30:04On those long and cold and lonely nights,
30:07you said you kept going by thinking of one thing.
30:12Well, I wouldn't touch those bones because...
30:22She was lonely.
30:24Oh.
30:26Well, you have something really, really special planned
30:30for dinner tonight.
30:31Oh, little bunny rabbits.
30:32Ironically, rabbit is what I named one of my bones as well, so...
30:38She named one of her bones Rabbit.
30:40That's a sex toy called Rabbit.
30:43How do you know?
30:45She is really funny.
30:48And last to go through the blue door...
30:50Guy Montgomery!
30:52I love Guy Montgomery.
30:53Guy is always smiling.
30:55Yes, yes, yes.
30:57Well, thank God you're here.
30:59I think he's supposed to be our cop in the 70s.
31:01If ain't the two coolest cops on the beach.
31:03Don't hate me because you ain't me.
31:06We got something that no other cop around here has got.
31:10Tell him.
31:11We got the first and second largest penises on the force.
31:17Dick jokes will always get laughs.
31:21Well done, Guy. I'm a little bit impressed.
31:23Who's going to win?
31:24But of course, the winner of the Bachelor of Bullshit.
31:27The Bachelor of Bullshit?
31:28I could have graduated bloody years ago.
31:30It's a tough one.
31:31Guy Montgomery!
31:33I hope Melanie won.
31:34She's got to be the winner for sure.
31:36Anyone who can turn a pile of bones into a sex toy.
31:40Oh, Melanie Bracewell.
31:42Yes!
31:43See you next week for more Dates with Liz.
31:45I love that show.
31:47Such a funny show, isn't it? I love it.
31:49I love the shit storm that they throw them into, eh?
31:51Bye.
32:03He needs to learn to give. Give.
32:07Oh!
32:08He's a better catcher than Wendell.
32:14This week, Binge premiered a new show set in the Batman universe.
32:19The origin story of The Penguin.
32:22The story starts when the head of the Falcone crime family
32:25is murdered.
32:26So a city run by criminals is now lacking a head criminal.
32:30Pretty much.
32:31But now the big boss's son, Alberto, is in charge.
32:35I see you've made yourself at home.
32:37Alberto's got big shoes to fill, now his dad's dead.
32:39Everyone's expecting him to rise to kingpin status.
32:42Hey, Alberto, you're here.
32:45Who's that?
32:46Um, The Penguin.
32:48Who is that actor?
32:49Saves me a trip.
32:51He's Colin Farrell.
32:52These jewels belong to you.
32:54Wow!
32:55That does not look like Colin Farrell.
32:57You've got some big shoes to fill.
32:59He's done a good job with the make-up.
33:01You wouldn't... No way knowing if that's Colin Farrell.
33:03Things get serious when Alberto shows off a ring
33:06that once belonged to a rival crime boss...
33:09See what I got, huh?
33:10Oh, he's got a wog ring. He's got a wog ring.
33:12That's what I want.
33:13..and mocks The Penguin's dream of becoming a respected gangster.
33:17This is your dream.
33:20What a little bitch.
33:21Some shit is going to hit the fan.
33:26Ah!
33:27Pop, pop, pop, pop.
33:29Ooh!
33:30I told you shit was going to go down.
33:32I told you.
33:34Oh, no, he just killed the kingpin.
33:36Ooh.
33:37Should have done that.
33:38Jeebus, that's a messy couch.
33:43Oh, don't laugh like that. Don't do that.
33:48Oh!
33:50Uh-oh.
33:51How's he going to get himself out of this one?
33:53Well, first, The Penguin disposes of Alberto's body...
33:57Oh, and he just happens to have a body bag handy.
33:59..with the help of his new offsider, Vic.
34:01They're playing checkers, The Penguin's playing chess.
34:05Isn't he just?
34:09Oh, yeah, he's going to take the ring.
34:11Sneaky!
34:12This guy's, like, stealing off the dead guys a bit much.
34:15But it's not long before Alberto's sister grows suspicious.
34:19Sofia.
34:20Sofia.
34:21She's going to be a big player too.
34:23Have you heard from Alberto?
34:25Sofia, please.
34:26He went out last night, he refused his bodyguards
34:28and he never came home.
34:30Ooh, the sister's onto him.
34:32People underestimate you but not me.
34:34Uh-oh.
34:35The Penguin then hatches a plan
34:37to give the ring back to its rightful owner, Salvatore Moroni,
34:41and frame him for the murder of Alberto.
34:44Oh, so this guy is, like, the leader of the rival gang.
34:47It is yours.
34:50That's Sal's ring.
34:52Take your ring back, brother.
34:53That's just showing him that he's killed the kid.
34:55But The Penguin is soon captured by Sofia Falcone.
34:59There's nothing left to hide behind.
35:01Oh, are they going to torture him?
35:02Yeah.
35:03Why was I so excited to say that?
35:04You know what, I think the sister is the real kingpin now.
35:08Ooh, he's naked!
35:09Oh, there's not even a courtesy towel on the seat, Keith.
35:13It's a hairy body. Why does he have hair everywhere?
35:15Oh, you know what would be a good form of torture for him?
35:17Just wax strips.
35:18What the fuck are you doing?
35:19What are you doing?
35:20They're cutting his arm like clay.
35:22This is going to be the end of The Penguin.
35:24Sofia...
35:25Oh!
35:27That would hurt.
35:29Talk about deodorant rash.
35:30I get a bit of chafe under my arm and I'm done for days.
35:33Is it all in my head?
35:35Ah!
35:36Ah!
35:37No, no.
35:38Is this why they call it The Penguin,
35:40because he's got small arms now?
35:41No.
35:42Tell me he's alive.
35:49What's next?
35:55Where's Penguin?
35:56I hope he's running now in the nude.
35:57No-one's watching him.
36:01Oh!
36:02That's the car with the body in it.
36:04Her brother's in the boot.
36:05Her brother's in the boot.
36:10Yep, that's the brother.
36:11That's him.
36:12Yeah, I've just got to check.
36:13Yeah.
36:16Oh, he cut his finger off.
36:17And he gave that ring to that guy.
36:18He's making it look like the enemy in jail did it.
36:23Payback.
36:24He set it up perfectly.
36:25You know he's done.
36:26The two families.
36:27He started a gang war.
36:28She's going to lose her shit.
36:29Ah!
36:33He loves it.
36:34What are the penguins thinking?
36:35Penguin's clever, he knows what he's doing.
36:40What a way to make a living.
36:42This was such a good episode.
36:44Yeah.
36:45I love it.
36:46I cannot get over that that is Colin Farrell.
36:48I love that they're bringing out all these series
36:50based on the villains.
36:51Yeah, it's good.
36:52Like the penguin, the joker,
36:54where they all started from.
36:56Yeah.
36:57It's sick.
37:11In Sydney, there's a storm forecast,
37:14so Mia, Bree and Laney are spending a quiet night in.
37:18Well, someone at work the other day told me
37:20there can be too much animal print.
37:21No.
37:22And I thought, coming from someone who's wearing
37:24shin slapper black work pants, it's a very rich comment.
37:29Sorry, I didn't mean it!
37:30Oh, sorry, that really scared the...
37:32I actually just did a little bit of a fart.
37:34That scared me.
37:36Sunday on Nine.
37:38What does my watch say?
37:40Seven o'clock.
37:41Here we are again.
37:42Beautiful, sunny, tropical Phillip Island.
37:45And it's decidedly frosty for this week's reveal episode.
37:49They had the opportunity...
37:51To be up front.
37:52To be up front and be transparent,
37:53but they didn't do that.
37:54Bro, it's been huge.
37:55A couple left and then they got these two new girls in
37:58and everyone has discovered that they're actually
38:00professional house flippers and they've cracked the shits.
38:02But we do have investment properties.
38:04They flip houses.
38:05Oh, they're flippers.
38:06Professional flippers.
38:07What?!
38:08At your age?
38:09They're flipping out because they're flippers.
38:11Who cares?
38:12Just the way that they're cagey about it makes you go like...
38:14Plumber and electrician on that team,
38:16but he's upset that they know what they're doing.
38:18They said they were just accountants.
38:20Plumber, but he's really upset that they know what they're doing.
38:23We both have business degrees.
38:24Electrician, but those two hate that they know what they're doing.
38:27Do you know what?
38:28Mmm?
38:29Third world problems, yeah?
38:30Hmm.
38:31Well, anyway...
38:32This week we are doing the mezzanine ensuite.
38:35Another bathroom?
38:36All we've seen is bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom.
38:39It's a house full of shitters.
38:41And last-minute touch-ups are creating a lot of...
38:44Shit.
38:45Oh, shit.
38:47Alright.
38:48That looks shit.
38:49Tools down!
38:51Surely people don't watch this shit.
38:53Alright, let's get to judging this shit.
38:56Let's get into it.
38:57House one, Maddie and Charlotte.
38:59I want the two new girls to win.
39:01Well, you'd hope that the professional flippers get full marks.
39:05Wow.
39:07I like this.
39:08It's subtle and simple and sophisticated.
39:10Nah, boring.
39:12To produce this standard, they're 22 and 24.
39:1522 years old and they're flipping houses and got investment properties.
39:19I was so drunk in King's Cross at their age.
39:22Mate, I was living in a share house with mushrooms growing out of our shower.
39:25A great start.
39:26I'll take that.
39:27Well done, girls.
39:28Ah, house two, Courtney and Grumpy.
39:31Oh, wow.
39:33Brown.
39:34I hate brown.
39:35What goes with the shit you have it in there.
39:36Wow, this is...
39:38Ugly.
39:39Not a fan of that feature wall.
39:40Can you imagine showering in those stripes when you're hungover?
39:43Oh, tell me about it.
39:45Especially after a few cheekies with the girls.
39:47OK, Kylie and Brad.
39:51That's the ugliest one, that one.
39:52It's almost like your bathroom.
39:54From now on, you can piss in my bathroom.
39:57It's almost like your bathroom.
39:58From now on, you can piss outside.
40:01I like the bamboo shower.
40:03Yeah, wood was black.
40:04You have to be like a complete bogan to love that.
40:08Yeah, Bali vibes.
40:10Marty, however, isn't a big fan of materials masquerading as something else.
40:15The timber look tile, I think that's a mistake.
40:19Which is very interesting because Marty lives in Brighton,
40:21so he'd be used to fake things.
40:23OK, scores, here we go.
40:24Here we go, get out the chalk, Scotty.
40:26Who's going to win?
40:27I like Kourtney and Grant.
40:28It's got to be Maddie and Charlotte, I'm telling you.
40:32It's Maddie and Charlotte.
40:34Yeah!
40:36Well done, girls.
40:37It's beautiful.
40:38Theirs was the most cosy.
40:39Well done.
40:40Well done.
40:41Look, a clap.
40:42Yeah.
40:43Well done.
40:44Not even clapping.
40:45Not even clapping.
40:46Oh, come on.
40:47Did they not clap?
40:48Oh, mate.
40:49That's disgusting.
40:50I guess there's some people you just don't get along with.
40:52Oh, come on, this is the block.
40:54It's what it's all about.
40:55It's in the script.
40:56And we love it.
40:59I always say I don't like the block,
41:00but I always end up liking the block.
41:02I know, we say that all the time.
41:03All the time.
41:04I'm glad that was the last bathroom episode.
41:06I'm up to here with bathrooms.
41:08I'm, like, getting older because now I like seeing nice bathrooms.
41:14That's me too.
41:15Yeah, I feel like I'm maturing.
41:16Like, when I see a nice bathroom, I'm like, wow.
41:18Come on, man.
41:20Get a life.
41:26Get a life.
41:34The other day, Bob and the boys were leaving the house,
41:38so I thought, oh, you know, I might have some alone time.
41:41Hmm.
41:42Brought my phone out and started searching.
41:44I was like, why isn't the volume coming through?
41:46It come up in the Bluetooth in the car.
41:49And all they could hear was...
41:50CLAPPING
41:52I mean, that's a teenage boys.
41:54This program examines dermatological conditions...
41:57I know what that means.
41:58No, no.
41:59That means we're about to watch some pimples popping.
42:02Yes, yes, yes.
42:04That's right.
42:05On Sunday, we tuned into Foxtel for a spot of Dr Popper.
42:09DPP, our favourite show.
42:12Dr Pimple Popper.
42:14Oh, this is so good.
42:17Oh, I just can't watch this show.
42:20I'm just going to try to eat as fast as I can
42:22before the popping comes on.
42:23OK.
42:24My name is Kevin.
42:25I'm three years old.
42:26And I've got a big-ass pimple somewhere on my body.
42:29Where do you reckon his pimple is?
42:30Underneath my leg.
42:31It's like a sharp pain.
42:33Oh!
42:34Oh!
42:35Oh!
42:36That's dinner ruined.
42:37I noticed this bump three years ago.
42:40Oh!
42:41Oh!
42:42I would have been wearing short shorts if I was him.
42:44I'd be going for a jort.
42:45So this bump affects my daily living.
42:47Look at that.
42:48Oh, my God, that's another ball.
42:49Oh, Holly, there's no need to say that.
42:51It's actually hard to go to the restroom.
42:53Oh!
42:54Too much info.
42:55The lump sits halfway in.
42:57Oh, he's sitting right on it.
42:59Oh!
43:00It's very painful.
43:01Oh!
43:03Why doesn't he just stand up and do it?
43:05To poo?
43:06You need to do these ones on the seat.
43:08Hopefully, Dr Lee can help.
43:10Oh, Dr Sandra Lee.
43:12Sandra will do it, right?
43:13Oh, this is absolute heartland for Sandra Lee.
43:15Sorry, I don't mean to get fresh with you,
43:16but I can see how it's right up against your tush.
43:18Ew, stop touching it!
43:19It'd be fun to play with.
43:20If I had one of them, I'd kind of play with it, too.
43:22You do have one of them, and you do play with it.
43:24It's kind of moving a little downwards, you know what I mean?
43:26There's a little fullness below.
43:27All right, stop playing with it.
43:28Get it inside.
43:31The gross bit's coming now.
43:33It looks like I can remove this.
43:34She better be careful with that scalpel.
43:36Get the right ball.
43:37I hope you haven't cut the wrong one.
43:38People are like, oh, my God, what's going on now?
43:40Oh!
43:41Oh!
43:42How do you watch this?
43:43People that can sit there watching are psychopaths.
43:46Oi, this is, like, one of my favourite shows.
43:48Oh!
43:49Fondulate, baby, fondulate!
43:50I don't think it's going to pop out so nice and easy.
43:52I'm going to vomit all those longies we had.
43:54That you had?
43:56See if I can't tease that out now.
43:58There we go.
43:59Oh!
44:00It popped!
44:01Don't you dare!
44:02Don't you dare!
44:03This is my good top!
44:04I am stitching up this incision really nicely,
44:06just so it's hidden up.
44:08From this angle, it looks like a vagina.
44:09That looks so much better.
44:11Now I can live life like a normal human being.
44:13Thank you, Doctor.
44:14I went from having a testicle to having a vagina on my leg.
44:17What a result!
44:18Let's see if she can work her magic on her next patient.
44:21Oh, there's more.
44:23Yeah, we've got another one!
44:24I don't want to watch it!
44:25Don't watch it!
44:26My name's Crystal.
44:27I'm 40 years old.
44:28Where's your boil, babe?
44:30Oh!
44:31There it is!
44:32And for the last 25 years, I've had this.
44:3525 years?!
44:37And you just noticed it?
44:39What the f...?
44:40Forehead.
44:42So, I am a veteran witch.
44:44She's a witch.
44:45What's the difference between a veteran witch and a witch?
44:47A witch for animals.
44:48No, not a veterinarian!
44:50I use this for as I'll put it on, like, false points in here.
44:54And how's that working out for you?
44:56I feel like I have to hide part of myself.
44:58I'm not going to lie to you, Marla.
44:59I don't think her natural medicine's working.
45:01Let's see the doctor with a knife.
45:03I'm not 100% sure what this is.
45:05I don't really know what to expect yet.
45:07Look at that thing!
45:08Is it going to squirt?
45:09Tell me it squirts.
45:10Please tell me it squirts.
45:11This might kind of squirt at us here.
45:14Yes, it squirted!
45:16I really need to squeeze the contents out first
45:19because this big balloon is just in the way.
45:21I'm trying to get around it without it causing too much oozing.
45:24I'm going to squeeze it.
45:25It's blowing!
45:26Duck for cover!
45:27Ah!
45:28I'm squeezing it out.
45:29You know what I mean?
45:30That's chunky!
45:31Oh, that is just a volcano of yuck.
45:34It looks like curdled custard.
45:36Oh, it's like off milk.
45:37It's like a cannoli.
45:39Holly!
45:40I'm relieved to finally have this procedure over.
45:42So are we.
45:43I'm going to overthink every single people I get from here onwards.
45:45No, I'll pop them off for you, don't worry about it.
45:47This doesn't sound right, but anyway, let's keep going.
45:49I'm finally fully myself.
45:52Oh, my God, what happened to her?
45:54Oh, wow, she looks heaps better.
45:56No one will know.
45:57I'm just me again.
45:59Good job, Dr Lee.
46:00She's done it again!
46:02You gave me my life back.
46:04I'm happy for her.
46:05What a lovely story.
46:06Now all she needs to do is pluck her eyebrows.
46:10Wow, I love that show.
46:12I love it.
46:13Love it, love it, love it.
46:15Compelling TV or not?
46:16Probably a minus five.
46:18What do you say?
46:19Zero.
46:20Really?
46:21Yeah.
46:22I think it's not, huh?