The Goggleboxers share their thoughts on the week's TV highlights including, Dessert Masters, Nobody Wants This, Australia's Most Dangerous Prisoners and The Twelve.
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00:00What are they called?
00:14Daboli or what's it called?
00:17Kanoi.
00:18Looks a bit suggestive though, doesn't it?
00:20Depends on where you put it.
00:22I'm too scared to take a bite.
00:24I've said that before.
00:28That's frightening me.
00:33Every evening in Australia.
00:35Hey, what's this?
00:36One of our favourite shows.
00:37TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:40Oh my God.
00:42But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:44No.
00:45Are you serious?
00:46Who asked for this?
00:48I did.
00:49Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:53What the hell is this show?
00:55I need some professional support after watching that.
00:57I have lost faith in reality TV.
01:01This week we caught...
01:02Nobody wants this.
01:04This is like the rom-com that everybody is talking about.
01:06The new doco...
01:07Will and Harper.
01:09Also had tongues wagging.
01:11That's so special because Will's embracing who she is.
01:13I've always loved Will Ferrell but I love him even more after that.
01:17And Sam Neill was back...
01:19Oh, I can't even find it.
01:21In the latest series of The Twelve.
01:23They're saying they killed Sheila's mum.
01:25Why would they kill her mother?
01:26We've got to binge this.
01:27I've got to know who did it.
01:34This week, Tim and Leanne are unable to join us.
01:37And Kate Dalton is still away as well.
01:40We should do the Tortilla Game.
01:42What's that mean?
01:43You fill your mouth up with water, she fills her mouth up with water.
01:46And you slap each other's faces until someone squirts water everywhere.
01:49Careful, this is dangerous.
01:51He's just going to spit it out on you for fun.
01:53Holly! Holly!
01:55This is definitely a Dessert Master worthy dessert.
01:59Oh, hello.
02:00Oh, yeah.
02:01On Monday, Ten premiered the new season of its Sweet Treat MasterChef spin-off.
02:06You don't like that stuff, do you?
02:08Yes, I do.
02:09No, you don't. You don't love cakes.
02:11I do love cakes.
02:12Yeah, you don't like biscuits.
02:13No.
02:14No, no, you don't like...
02:18Dessert Masters.
02:21My name's John Demetrios.
02:22He looks like a dessert man.
02:23I'm best known for refined and finesse dishes in a fine dining environment.
02:27It's Johnny Demetrios.
02:28Who's that?
02:29Never heard of him.
02:30Great boy.
02:31I betcha he started with his ya-ya, learning to make baklava and galaktoburiko.
02:36Why are you yelling? I'm just here.
02:38When I get excited, I yell.
02:40I've worked in some of the best restaurants in the world.
02:42Two Michelin-starred Bordeaux.
02:44Oh, wow.
02:45He's a contestant.
02:46It's like MasterChef to professionals.
02:48And you might recognise this one.
02:50I am really familiar with being in this kitchen.
02:52Oh, Darren Purchase.
02:54Why do we know him?
02:55That's the baking guy.
02:56I've been a pastry chef for about 30 years now.
02:59Why is Darren Purchase a contestant?
03:01This is like Tiger Woods going back to playing Coral or Golf Club.
03:05Who else is he?
03:06My name is Alicia Henderson,
03:08and I started posting photos of my creations onto social media.
03:12She's a TikToker.
03:13Oh, my God.
03:14You want to see the best of the best.
03:15You don't really care about home cooks.
03:17It might have a YouTube channel or something.
03:19For your first challenge,
03:20we want you to bring us a dessert masterpiece.
03:23OK.
03:24This is your chance to show us your greatest strength.
03:26Yeah, I've got a great strength eating it.
03:28LAUGHTER
03:29OK, start cooking.
03:30Let's get this party started.
03:33If I ever build a house again to live in,
03:35I'm going to do a kitchen like that.
03:36You don't even cook.
03:37Yes, I do.
03:38Why would you have a kitchen like that?
03:39You're the one that doesn't cook, not me.
03:41I've never seen you cook.
03:43Apart from...
03:44All right, how about we just see what Darren's cooking?
03:46You cook every night.
03:47I do. When?
03:48Ring up now and ask him.
03:49I was here last night. You didn't cook?
03:51This is a dish that would normally take me hours and hours.
03:54I was here last week twice. You didn't cook?
03:56When you left last night, I made hamburgers.
03:59I'm going to be doing an interpretation of peach melba.
04:02Peach melba?
04:03What are the elements?
04:04Peach mousse with peach snaps infused peach compote centre.
04:07I've got vanilla ice cream, peach snaps sauce.
04:10I've got raspberry cream, raspberry jelly.
04:12He's got about 45 different ingredients going on.
04:14Raspberry crumble, raspberry tuile,
04:16white chocolate and raspberry disc.
04:18Now he's just showing off, isn't he?
04:19I've also got peach snaps jelly.
04:21Jesus.
04:22And a white chocolate vanilla cream.
04:24He's still talking, giving me anxiety.
04:26Oh, there's also a vanilla panna cotta.
04:28That's a lot of bowls to wash up.
04:29How the hell is he going to get that done in three hours?
04:31I think if anyone's going to do it, it'll be you.
04:33Stop talking to the bloke so he can get baking.
04:35Oh, dear me.
04:37Dazza, we're worried for you, mate.
04:39I know I've just got to take a breath,
04:41let my muscle memory kick in.
04:43John, come on, John.
04:44Come on, John.
04:45I like to take this approach where you have a hero ingredient
04:47and really showcase it.
04:49I'm going to take the coconut, all different components.
04:51I love coconut.
04:52Darren's chucking in 17 different flavours.
04:54Old love's focusing on one.
04:56I'm making a donut, which is half sponge, half coconut mousse.
05:00Ooh.
05:01Fill the cavity with my lactic caramel.
05:03Pumping his cream into the middle of the donut.
05:05Ooh.
05:06On top of that is a young coconut sorbet.
05:08Ooh, God, got me.
05:09You want that or what?
05:10Yeah, I'll have what he's having.
05:12Speak to me in an hour.
05:14Time to check in with TikToker Alicia,
05:16who's doing a pavlova.
05:18Let's go, Alicia.
05:19All right, let's get this pav out.
05:20No, don't do this.
05:21Uh-oh.
05:23Oh, Arbery, oh, no.
05:25Oh!
05:26He told you don't do it yet.
05:28Listen to the master, you idiot.
05:30Get everything on the plate, chef.
05:32Only one minute left.
05:33One minute, chef.
05:34How's Darren going?
05:35Stressing out a bit.
05:36Yeah, because it was too complicated, Darren.
05:39Hands up.
05:40That's it.
05:42Come on, let's have a look at them all now.
05:44Darren.
05:45Just hope now that the taste is fantastic.
05:48I'm in shock.
05:49Wow.
05:50Holy shit, he's made this in three hours.
05:52Bro.
05:53I had a nap for two and a half hours yesterday.
05:55And I'm really, really impressed with that.
05:57Darren purchases just like big dogs here, guys.
06:00The big dog is here.
06:01All right, big nater, move on.
06:03Alicia.
06:05How do you reckon the TikToker's going to go?
06:07Come on, Alicia.
06:08Is that a pavlova?
06:09I like the moistness of the sponge.
06:11Looks a bit of a mess to me.
06:12It looks like a seven-layer dip.
06:14I'm going to get a nacho in there.
06:16I've got avocado.
06:18I've got mince.
06:19I've got refried beans.
06:20Next dish we'd like to taste belongs to John.
06:23Bravo, they're yummy.
06:24What is the name of your dish?
06:26Nuts about coconut.
06:27Wow.
06:28Looks very good.
06:29My mouth is watering.
06:32Are they likey?
06:33No like.
06:34I think they're likey.
06:35Flawless.
06:36Love it.
06:37Flawless.
06:38Opa, John.
06:39Good on you, John.
06:40Both of your dishes were flawless,
06:42but there was only one that we were truly nuts about.
06:46It's you, John.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Go the Greeks.
06:51Go the Greeks.
06:52Bop, bop, bop.
06:53How pissed off do you reckon Darren is?
06:55He's like, I made 25 different components.
06:59Did you love it as much as I did?
07:01It was awesome.
07:02This is better than the regular MasterChef.
07:04It's nice that they found a use for the kitchen
07:08while MasterChef is off.
07:09We're maximising the rent is all we're doing.
07:23Oh, what the hell have you got on?
07:25This was my gift from Kevin.
07:27I'm not sitting with two Kevins on the couch.
07:29Please.
07:30Back when you were skinny, eh?
07:31Well, not all of them.
07:32That was only like two months ago.
07:34That's why it's whiter than everyone else.
07:37This week on Disney+.
07:39Look at that.
07:40Oh, what's that?
07:42We watched a documentary series about...
07:44Secrets of the octopus.
07:48I love octopus. Yum, yum.
07:49Calamari. That's calamari, isn't it?
07:51Yes. This is not a food documentary.
07:53No-one knows how to make octopus except the Greeks.
07:56Not food, nature.
07:58OK.
07:59And in this app, Dr Alex Schell gets up close and personal
08:02with a day octopus.
08:07Oh, she's kind of cute.
08:09We're eye to eye.
08:11She becomes so relaxed,
08:12and maybe that's a sign that she's beginning to trust me.
08:15Oh, look, she's coming towards her.
08:17Coming over to say hello.
08:18When she reached out her arm and put her suckers on my hand...
08:22Oh, we're touching it.
08:23..it just felt like a life-changing moment.
08:25How gorgeous.
08:26Wouldn't you love to be suckered by an octopus?
08:29That's why I named her Scarlet.
08:31Scarlet.
08:32See, now they're connecting.
08:33They've got long testicles, Lee.
08:35What are they called? Tentacles.
08:37Reef sharks are always on the lookout for an easy meal.
08:40Uh-oh.
08:41Please tell me Scarlet doesn't get eaten.
08:43Scarlet uses her talents not to blend in...
08:46She's glowing.
08:48..but to confuse.
08:49She's rapidly changing colours.
08:51One of the things that makes octopus so amazing
08:53is that their brain is connected directly to muscles in their skin.
08:57That's so cool.
08:58And these muscles are connected to about 20 million sacs
09:02of different coloured pigments.
09:03The octopus can produce an endless array of patterns and colours.
09:07Wow.
09:08Different patterns.
09:09Bless you.
09:10Her trick is all the more astounding,
09:12given that she, like all octopuses, is colourblind.
09:15They're colourblind, but they can change to suit their environment.
09:19How?
09:20Octopus skin is sensitive to hues, shadows and colours
09:24so that they can detect their environment changing around them.
09:27See with their skin.
09:29That is insane.
09:31That is insane.
09:33What blows my mind is octopuses can change the texture of their skin.
09:37That's so cool.
09:38The texture of their skin.
09:39Oh, sick.
09:41They're proper aliens.
09:43They can match the texture just by looking at it.
09:46They're so smart.
09:47And the sharks are so dumb, they just will swim past.
09:49But this one isn't so easily fooled.
09:52Oh, no.
09:53Look out, Bruce is coming.
09:54Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
09:55Go into the crevice.
09:58Camouflage.
10:00Oh, no.
10:01She's got one last trick, and she's left the best till last.
10:06What is it? What is it?
10:08What is that?
10:09Stretching the skin on her arms, she flashes white.
10:13Sorry, she lights up.
10:14It's purposefully weird.
10:17Ah, making herself unattractive.
10:20That's smart.
10:21It could look poisonous to the shark.
10:23Mother nature is incredible.
10:24Scarlett's now just over a year old.
10:27She may have already mated with several males.
10:29Smart. Don't settle.
10:31And stored packets of their sperm inside her.
10:33Say what? Packets of sperm?
10:35Inside her?
10:36Where'd she keep it?
10:37I don't know.
10:38If a better suited male comes along,
10:40she'll get rid of these stored packets and use his alone.
10:43Is that smart or gross?
10:45That's smart.
10:46Because she wants only the best.
10:48As she should.
10:49So how do they do it?
10:50Shh, and we'll see.
10:52Oh, two octopuses.
10:56They're touching testicles later.
10:58Tentacles!
10:59Tentacles.
11:00Sucker to sucker to check each other out.
11:02Sucker to sucker, that's how we met.
11:04Her arms reach inside her body
11:06and she expels the sperm from her previous encounters.
11:09Oh.
11:11Won't need that sperm anymore.
11:13Won't need that sperm anymore.
11:14It's an invitation.
11:16We're going to see an octopus sex soon.
11:18Octopus sex, never seen it before.
11:20Excited.
11:21How does she know it's his dingle dangle and not his arms?
11:24This is a specialised mating arm found only in male octopus.
11:28You'd hate to lose that arm if you're octopus.
11:31She accepts his advances.
11:33What's up, baby?
11:35I'm into you.
11:37I like you too, boy.
11:39Hey.
11:40I don't like that.
11:41That's a bit creepy.
11:42A white sperm packet moves down a groove in the arm
11:45and into scarlet.
11:47Oh, she didn't even have to boink him.
11:49She just gave the sperm over, that's the dream.
11:51Each one of Scarlett's babies
11:53will inherit her smarts and shapeshifting skills.
11:56That is amazing.
11:57That's why she only selects the best.
11:59I told you they were incredible.
12:01Oh, I want to watch one, I want to see the little babies.
12:03A nature doco's not the best.
12:06I've got a newfound respect for octopuses.
12:09Yeah.
12:10I'm never eating octopus again, they're like people, right?
12:20In Sydney, Jad's having some me-time.
12:25Oh...
12:27Oh...
12:29Oh, I died.
12:33Sunday on 10...
12:35Oh, another episode of The Amazing Race!
12:37Alright.
12:38Welcome to the 11th leg of The Amazing Race.
12:41The 11th leg.
12:42Is this a finale?
12:43No, maybe.
12:45It has to be.
12:46Is this a finale?
12:47No, maybe.
12:48It has to be.
12:49Not quite.
12:50Ah...
12:51But it is the penultimate week of the show.
12:53Thank God.
12:54Is this getting a bit more amazing?
12:55Sure is, because in this ep,
12:57they are in the amazing Thai city of...
12:59Phuket.
13:00I love Phuket.
13:01I used to think it was pronounced...
13:02Phuket!
13:03Holly!
13:04And the current top four include
13:06Bam Bam and Logan,
13:08Billy and Oscar,
13:09Brooke and Adam,
13:10and Pete Hellier and his wife...
13:12Bridget, who does all the work.
13:13There's no doubt about that.
13:14I'm not going to lie,
13:15I'm surprised Pete's still in it.
13:17And currently in first place...
13:19Oh, really?
13:20Really?
13:21They're killing it.
13:22Has Pete started contributing yet?
13:23Bridget's killing it.
13:24Alright, what budget race are we going to do this episode?
13:27Well, today they're going to pamper some elephants.
13:30Oh!
13:31Ruby, look.
13:32Look at the elephant.
13:33In this challenge,
13:34teams must use all the clay balls provided
13:36to cover as much of their elephant's body as possible.
13:39Elephants are getting a pamper.
13:41Aw!
13:42This is ours.
13:43Why is Pete always two steps behind Bridget?
13:45Hey.
13:46I'm a bit frightened of getting trodden on.
13:48Oh, look, Pete's doing something.
13:50Hang on.
13:51It's a very big animal.
13:52Thank you, Pete.
13:53This is quite nice, actually.
13:54What an amazing experience.
13:56That'd be kind of fun, unless you get...
13:58Fart.
13:59Oh, far out!
14:01Woo!
14:02Farted in her mouth.
14:04That was gross.
14:05Imagine the power behind an elephant farting.
14:07It'd knock you over.
14:08Yo!
14:09Woo!
14:10Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
14:11Blah-blah-blah!
14:12With the elephants now fully relaxed...
14:14Ha-ha-ha, you!
14:15..the celebs are on to a new task.
14:17Ball.
14:18Who's ready for some child's play?
14:20What's that mean?
14:21It means the next challenge will test our celebrity skills
14:24with a slingshot.
14:26Man, I love a good slingshot.
14:27I've got a slingshot. I've got five of them.
14:30Oh, that's nice.
14:31Team members must hit ten small cans.
14:33I just can't remember where I've put them.
14:35Is it in Manny's room?
14:36Well, it doesn't matter.
14:37Do you want me to go and look for it?
14:38No, it's OK.
14:39Let's go, babe!
14:40Back in the day, I was a good shot with the old slingshot.
14:42Come on, Bam-Bam.
14:43I reckon Bam-Bam's going to be excellent at this.
14:47OK.
14:48Oh.
14:49I think he needs some practice.
14:50Well, while Bam-Bam gets some practice in,
14:52Adam and Brooke...
14:53Come on, Brooke, you can do it, da.
14:55Yes!
14:56Oh!
14:57What?!
14:58First go, she's already done more than Bam-Bam.
15:01Oh, my God!
15:02She's an absolute weapon.
15:05She's got the full-on archery face.
15:07You know when you pull these ones?
15:09When you pull those ones, you're hitting it.
15:13Yes!
15:15Yeah, baby!
15:16And the other teams get their game faces on.
15:20Bam-Bam!
15:21Bingo!
15:23Oscar!
15:24That's it, baby.
15:26Pete!
15:27Oh!
15:28Pete, struggling once again.
15:30May not be your game, but it might be your moment.
15:32Go, Pete!
15:33Go, Pete!
15:34Go, Pete, go!
15:36No.
15:37Oh, dear.
15:38Come on, Pete.
15:40Pete's having a shocker.
15:42Has he even hit one?
15:45No!
15:47Jesus, Pete, it's not rocket science.
15:49So Pete and Bridget came into this challenge first,
15:51and now they're last,
15:52and Pete still hasn't sunk all those cans.
15:54We've been married 21 years now, and...
15:57I'm done.
15:58Yeah, me too.
15:59So let's see who gets first place.
16:01Oh, who's going to win?
16:02Oh!
16:03Yes!
16:04Yes!
16:05We did it!
16:06Look at Adam!
16:07We're going to the grand final!
16:08We're going to the grand final!
16:10And I tell you who's not going to the grand final...
16:13Is it going to be Pete and Bridget?
16:14It could be Pete and Bridget.
16:15Pete and Bridget.
16:16Wow.
16:17You're out of Amazing Race.
16:19You're welcome.
16:20Thank you so much.
16:21Look, they made the top four.
16:22That's an achievement.
16:23Massive achievement.
16:24No thanks to Pete.
16:26I tell you what,
16:27if Pete doesn't give Bridget a big hug,
16:29because she's done everything on this show...
16:31Bridget's like,
16:32get me to a five-star resort for a shower and a sleep
16:35and put Pete in the room next door.
16:37I'm done.
16:54Bob said we're only getting married if I propose.
16:57So you're not getting married?
16:59Because you can't get up off of one knee.
17:02This week on Netflix...
17:06Nobody wants this.
17:07Do you know what this is?
17:08This is like the rom-com that everybody is talking about.
17:11Define everyone.
17:12Most of my white friends.
17:13That's right.
17:14And the show stars...
17:15Kristen Bell!
17:16I love her.
17:18Is Kristen Bile Batman?
17:19Kristen Bell.
17:20It's a woman.
17:21She is.
17:22And she plays Joanne,
17:23the star of a hit relationship podcast...
17:26I have never dated a guy who was in love with his grandma.
17:28...who perpetually picks the wrong blokes to date.
17:31I mean, he literally had a photo of him and his grandma on his profile.
17:34The signs were there.
17:35Yeah, that's on me.
17:36Do you like rom-coms?
17:37I bloody hate a rom-com, yuck.
17:39You love this shit, eh?
17:41I do.
17:42Alright, I could make healthier relationship choices.
17:44The best thing about rom-coms is they're predictable.
17:47A girl that can't fall in love finally finds a guy,
17:49but there's a huge complication we have to solve,
17:51a little bit of comedy on the side.
17:53Nothing makes me more uncomfortable.
17:54Love is not real.
17:55Well, let's find out if it is,
17:57as Joanne gets invited to a party full of singles by her friend Ashley.
18:01Who's going to be there?
18:02A divorcee with a young kid.
18:04A finance guy and a rabbi.
18:06As soon as someone said that to me, I said,
18:07no, I'm sorry, I'm washing my hair.
18:08I'll be there.
18:09I wish I had people trying to set me up when I was single.
18:13Like, Jarrod, remember, I'd always say to you,
18:15can you introduce me to some of your gay friends?
18:16But I wanted to keep those friends, Kevin.
18:18So Joanne goes to check out these potential suitors at the party.
18:22Rabbi.
18:23Oh, that's the rabbi.
18:24Shalom.
18:26Hi.
18:27Hi.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29That's, um...
18:30Seth from the OC.
18:31Also known as Adam Brody, and he plays...
18:33I'm Noah.
18:34Noah.
18:35Hello, how are you?
18:36How do you know Ashley?
18:37We're in a neighbourhood watch program together.
18:39We're basically both Karens.
18:41Funny.
18:42Funny gets you far.
18:43Funny does get you far.
18:44I think she only invited me
18:45because I'm kind of going through a break-up thing.
18:47Ooh.
18:48The fresh break-up.
18:49So that's the divorce guy.
18:50I think she felt sorry for me.
18:53Ooh, they're having a little something-something.
18:56You know what we've got to wait for now?
18:58There's going to be a little complication
18:59of why they can't get together.
19:00That is so typical of a rom-com.
19:02And the complication soon becomes apparent.
19:04100%.
19:05If I knew my friend was being cheated on, I'd tell him.
19:07What do you think, rabbi?
19:08Be our ethicist.
19:10Uh, well, Judaism doesn't exactly...
19:13Wait, where are you talking?
19:14HE GASPS
19:15He's the rabbi!
19:16I'm the rabbi.
19:17Oh!
19:18What a plot twist.
19:20A reason they can't be together.
19:21It's hot, right?
19:22Sort of.
19:23Why can't she be with the rabbi?
19:25Rabbis can only be with Jewish girls.
19:27He's going to have to flirt to convert.
19:31They're just making eyes at each other.
19:33They're going to be screaming out shalom later.
19:35I think I'm going to go.
19:37She's going to go?
19:38Why do girls do that?
19:39Once they start to be, like, into a guy, they call it early.
19:42You're in, like, a romantic grey area
19:44and I'm trying to make healthy relationship choices.
19:47See, she knows it's a bad choice.
19:49Why is this always the way?
19:52You're not by chance wrestling with your faith, are you,
19:54considering throwing it all away?
19:56Because with all of the flirting, you really don't feel like a rabbi.
19:59She's falling in love.
20:00We're going to get a kiss and then we might get a little bit of...
20:03No, Milo, it's a rom-com, mate.
20:05They have to be in love.
20:06They will.
20:07Look at those sex eyes.
20:08Oh.
20:10Come on, bring it in.
20:12Where is it? Where is it?
20:13I think it's too soon for a kiss.
20:15I want to thank you.
20:16Oh, a handshake!
20:18Oh!
20:19There you go.
20:20It hums him.
20:21I'm into it. I like this show.
20:23I love the vibe. I love this energy.
20:26It's so cliche, though.
20:27I know, but that's what people like.
20:29That's right, and all shows use cliches and tropes.
20:32That's it, baby.
20:33But I want a yanny!
20:34I don't care, Keith.
20:39She's going to go on heaps of bad dates now.
20:41I use this for my commercial auditions
20:43and this one you saw on my Raya profile.
20:45Oh, she's on other dates but she's thinking about the rabbi.
20:48You watch too much shit with your missus, dude.
20:52Oh, the rabbi's been asking about her!
20:54And Joanne decides to ditch her Friday night date and...
20:58She's going to run to the synagogue!
21:00Run to the rabbi!
21:03Oh, he's fallen for her!
21:05She's the only one in non-black.
21:08And you know that...
21:09This story's going to relate to her.
21:11We have all these chances to wake up
21:13and change the course of our lives.
21:16Everything can have purpose if you allow it.
21:18Why am I, of all people, feeling something in a rom-com?
21:21You getting gooseys?
21:22Shabbat shalom.
21:23Shabbat shalom.
21:30Rabbi?
21:32Joanne?
21:34Kiss, kiss.
21:35Kiss.
21:38Uh-oh.
21:39That's his mum.
21:40Don't ever mess with a Jewish mum.
21:42Who the hell is that?
21:45A shiksa.
21:46Oh, shit.
21:51Oh, that was so bloody good!
21:54I think we'll definitely get into this.
21:56I think so.
21:57They're so easy to watch, man.
21:58It's predictable and fun.
21:59Don't you wish sometimes your life was like a rom-com?
22:02No.
22:16BURP
22:18Is that you or her?
22:20Her.
22:22She's full of air.
22:24This week on Netflix...
22:25Oh!
22:26..we watch the new season of...
22:29Outlast.
22:30What in the Hunger Games is this?
22:32A survival competition unlike any other.
22:35We have survivalists, which means weirdos and loners.
22:40I actually would like to do this.
22:43Oh!
22:44It's a competition with a big prize.
22:46$1 million.
22:48I actually think I'd be really good at this.
22:51Dad, I had to put up the tent since I was 12 years old.
22:54I was the one assembling the tent.
22:55And just one rule.
22:57A player must be a part of a team in order to win.
23:00This is, like, alone.
23:01And survivor and more.
23:03And we had the same tent for 10 years
23:05and you never knew how to do it.
23:06Rubbish.
23:07The team who prevails will have to outlast.
23:11And it was colour-coded,
23:12so you just matched the colours on the poles.
23:14You're milking it now.
23:15This season, the teams must survive.
23:18Alaska.
23:19It looks dreary and cold and scary, doesn't it?
23:22Bears. There's bears.
23:23Yeah, there's a few of those.
23:25Oh, let's go.
23:26The game has just...
23:28What's that?
23:29..begun.
23:30Is that them in the box?
23:31Is that them in the box?
23:32Is it a human in a box?
23:33No, there are four hatchets for four teams and...
23:37For those of you holding a hatchet,
23:39you will be selecting a team one player at a time.
23:42We're picking teams like high school t-ball.
23:45Every week, I had to pretend I had my period.
23:47Oh, me too.
23:48Oh, yeah, me three.
23:49Tell us why we should pick you.
23:51Oh, you've got to sell yourself to them now.
23:53My name is Drake. I'm from West Texas.
23:55I'm a hunter, a fisher.
23:56What would your skills be that you could bring to the table?
23:58I could shut my body down for three or four days without any food.
24:02I'm Bayou. I'm a professional hunter.
24:04I actually don't think I've ever seen you not eat.
24:07Comes home from work, oh, haven't eaten all day.
24:09I have formal and technical training in outdoor education.
24:11I wouldn't winch. I just close my body down completely.
24:14Oh, you wouldn't winch. I wouldn't winch. Bullshit, Dad.
24:16Why are you so animated? I just close my body down.
24:18What's what I said?
24:19You winch all the time.
24:20Do not!
24:21The players have divided themselves equally into four teams.
24:24Have you noticed it's always Greek words?
24:26Alpha, beta, delta.
24:28Bravo, delta.
24:29What about gamma?
24:30I don't think they put gamma because gambo, gamma means, you know...
24:34What?
24:35Rooting.
24:36And so Team Alpha sets off to make camp.
24:38Trying to find a flat camp.
24:40Could you imagine us three standing in the bush?
24:42Oh, nah.
24:43But one member quickly takes charge.
24:45I have a super type A personality.
24:48Always been a leader.
24:50Going to take the leadership role.
24:52Oh, it's actually irritating already.
24:54I'm pretty well-versed in being competitive.
24:56So you're toxic, is what you're saying?
24:58See, hunting is definitely my strong point.
25:00How many of these people do you reckon own a gun?
25:01All of them.
25:02I'm going to make sure my team is fed.
25:04How many of these people do you reckon like Donald Trump?
25:06Also all of them.
25:08Who didn't?
25:09Not the squirrel.
25:10He wants to kill Theodore.
25:12I don't think I could be eating squirrel.
25:14But then again, I wouldn't even be there.
25:16Dang it.
25:17Oh, missed.
25:18Come on.
25:20God, that's dang it.
25:22It's embarrassing for you.
25:24Zach returns to camp disappointed.
25:26He hasn't done nothing.
25:27How long do you reckon Dad would last for?
25:29Two seconds.
25:30Two seconds.
25:31All he talks about is I'm a badass with my bow and arrow.
25:35There's already a fight for the alpha.
25:37Nuh-uh.
25:38I'm sure I go in hunting today.
25:40Please tell me this guy comes back with something.
25:44He got it.
25:45He got it.
25:49Look how small it is.
25:50It's not going to go very far between all those people.
25:53He's a little rat.
25:54He told me.
25:56Don't spit across that.
25:59Anybody can get lucky.
26:00Ew.
26:01I'm sensing vomiting and diarrhea within eight hours.
26:05I like squirrels.
26:06Boy, did that look good.
26:08What would you pair it with?
26:09Would you make a salad or would you go veg and mash?
26:11I think a veg and mash.
26:12Yeah, I think a squirrel's a veg and mash too.
26:14Damn.
26:15It looks horrible out there.
26:17This is the worst year 10 camp anyone's ever been on.
26:19We were cold.
26:20What's an arborist?
26:21A tree lopper.
26:22What do you want an arborist in the forest for?
26:24What are you doing?
26:25Origami of trees?
26:26If you don't know why you'd want an arborist...
26:28Chopping trees?
26:29Shelter.
26:30See, you definitely suck at this.
26:32I'd be in a cave.
26:35I really enjoyed that show.
26:37I'm going to watch that series.
26:39I probably will never watch that again, but good to know.
26:42Why do they call it Outlast when it's just the same as Alone?
26:45Why have they changed the name?
26:47Because you're not alone.
26:48There's a group.
26:49Oh.
26:58In Melbourne, the Daltons are looking forward to dinner.
27:10I want to kebab with you all night.
27:14Kebab you in the sunlight.
27:17You're literally sexualising kebabs.
27:20No, I'm not.
27:21And that is freaking weird.
27:22I'm totally not feeling like a kebab anymore.
27:24OK, sing a song and I'll kebab you.
27:26Quick.
27:27Come on.
27:31In Australia, over 40,000 men and women are currently behind bars.
27:36Shush!
27:37Shush!
27:38You'll be in there soon.
27:39Thursday on Seven, we watched a show all about...
27:42Australia's most dangerous prisoners.
27:44Here we go.
27:45Buckle in.
27:46I just love this shit.
27:48In the 90s, an average of 130 prisoners broke out each year.
27:53130 each year?
27:55They don't put that in the news.
27:57This is ex-con John Killick,
27:59whose escape from Sydney's Silverwater Jail in 1999
28:03was like something out of a movie.
28:05I know this case. I know this case. I know this case.
28:08His girlfriend got a helicopter.
28:10Brilliant.
28:11Do you remember that?
28:12Mmm.
28:13John uses the prison phone to call Lucy Dudcoe.
28:16So I got onto her and I said,
28:17look, I'm going out for a run in the oval.
28:19So she went ahead and hijacked the chopper.
28:21Oh, she hijacked the helicopter.
28:23This is like Tom Cruise sort of shit.
28:25Once Lucy and the pilot are in the air, she doesn't mess around.
28:29This is true love.
28:30She pulled a small gun. He thought it was a toy,
28:32so she pulled out a machine gun.
28:33He was like, fair, I'm going to land it.
28:35So we got away.
28:36They got away.
28:37Mission impossible.
28:39After six weeks on the run, it was all over.
28:42Killick got 15 years.
28:44How about the Charlie Wheeler?
28:45Dudcoe was finally released in 2006.
28:48Surely if you guys did that together, you'd stay together.
28:51John and Lucy are no longer together.
28:54Oh, really? Now that you're free?
28:56When he got out, he had waited for her after all these years
28:58and she's now moved on and married.
29:00Escapes from prison are more than just the stuff of movies.
29:04How would you break out of prison?
29:05I think I would try and flirt with the prison guards.
29:09Oh, look, I don't think it's going to go the way that you think it will go.
29:12But when it comes to great escapes, no-one can top...
29:16Oh, Tony Mockbell. Great wig.
29:18Before Mockbell's eventual downfall and arrest,
29:21he was very, very good at dealing drugs.
29:25We can't have been that good. He bloody got caught.
29:26You know who's good? The ones we don't know about.
29:28If you're going to be a criminal, be a good one
29:30and you can't say he wasn't a good one.
29:32Oh, I thought he was a former inmate.
29:34I get confused between the correctional officers and the prisoners.
29:37This is a fun game. Prisoner or prison guard?
29:40Ash Langsworth is a former correctional officer.
29:43He looks like he could be a prisoner, though.
29:45Back then, the conditions were extremely tough for Tony.
29:47He's a former correctional officer and prisoner.
29:49So he's been both.
29:50It's Mockbell's humble beginnings as a pizza shop owner...
29:53Pizza shop owner.
29:55See, he started in hospital too.
29:57..that made him a uniquely charming kind of gangster.
30:00Oh, so you had a change of career from pizza maker to drug dealer.
30:04He was a gambler by instinct and he needed money to gamble.
30:08Harrow Queens over here.
30:10Then when Tony gets wind that the cops are after him,
30:13he makes a plan to...
30:16No, I would say put me in jail before I'd get in that little cavity.
30:19No, thank you.
30:20..and travel to Greece.
30:21What a terrible way to get to Greece.
30:23Tony Mockbell was arrested by Greek police...
30:26Bravo! You bloody Greeks, you got him!
30:28Idiot should have gone to Lebanon.
30:30..he'd adopted a new identity...
30:32Driver's licence, New South Wales.
30:34It says Vic Roads in the bottom right.
30:36It's worse than the fake ID I had when I was 17.
30:39But then in prison...
30:41Tony Mockbell lies bleeding on the exercise yard...
30:44Someone got at him on the yard.
30:46..as paramedics fight to save his life.
30:48Why would you save his life? You have to.
30:50Oh, yeah, I forgot to say.
30:51Today, Mockbell's health is in terrible decline.
30:55So he's still alive.
30:56He'll come out of jail with a lot of memories, most of them bad.
31:00Hold on a minute, he went to Greece?
31:02That was pretty good.
31:03Justice has been served.
31:06Why, how would you break out?
31:07They're it! Nope.
31:09Lainey and I aren't doing that for you.
31:11You'd leave me in jail, you wouldn't help me escape.
31:13No, we would come and visit.
31:14But you wouldn't help me escape.
31:15I'd smuggle a phone up my anus or something for you,
31:17but that's about as much as I do.
31:18I don't think I'd want that phone, thank you.
31:20We'll stay in prison.
31:31Well, you know the biggest game changer
31:33that I've just noticed with my new phone?
31:35What?
31:36Face ID.
31:38What do you mean?
31:39Well, like, I just go into it
31:42and then it just takes a photo and it unlocks.
31:46Dude, welcome to 2012.
31:49Hi there.
31:50Oh, it's Will Ferrell.
31:51I'm Will Ferrell, one of the greatest actors in the world.
31:54LAUGHTER
31:55Oh, my God, this guy is absolutely hilarious.
31:58Back when I was at Saturday Night Live,
32:00I met a guy named Andrew Steele.
32:02He became one of my closest friends.
32:05This week on Netflix,
32:06we watched a new documentary that charts the relationship
32:09between Will Ferrell and his long-time friend.
32:14Will and Harper.
32:16Have you seen previews for this, Jared?
32:19No.
32:20It all starts with an email from his friend.
32:23Hey, Will.
32:24Something I need you to know.
32:26I'll be transitioning to live as a woman.
32:29Wow!
32:31Imagine that email from one of your friends out of the blue.
32:34It's bombshell, isn't it?
32:35I don't doubt that Will is my friend,
32:38but I'm not Andrew Steele anymore.
32:40OK, where do we go from here?
32:43There are so many questions to ask,
32:45and you don't know where to start.
32:46How am I supposed to treat her?
32:48Does she want it to change?
32:50I'd be so curious. I want to know everything.
32:52I mean, that's what friends do. They share.
32:54So Will decides to take his old friend
32:56on a road trip across America
32:58to get to know her again as Harper.
33:01Go on a road trip. That's what you do.
33:03I'm curious how you've settled on your name.
33:06Great question.
33:07Imagine getting to pick a new name.
33:09So my first impulse was to make it easier on everyone else.
33:12Change Andrew to Angie,
33:14and I was saying the name in my head
33:16and it just sounded like wet cardboard to me.
33:19LAUGHTER
33:20No offence to all the Angies out there.
33:22And then I go, Harper, you love the name Harper.
33:25That's it. That's what it's going to be.
33:27There's so many names,
33:29but nothing feels like your name besides your name.
33:31Yeah.
33:32Here's a question. Oh, OK.
33:34Here we go, here's our deep questions now.
33:36How are your boobs?
33:38Now you've got boobs.
33:39That's such a guy question.
33:41How are your toothies?
33:42I love my boobs.
33:43I joke that I did puberty in about four hours.
33:47That's the first proper change you would see
33:50that would really define that you're a woman.
33:52That's massive.
33:54Then it was time for a pit stop.
33:56This is the house that I grew up in.
33:58Oh, this is an old house.
33:59Going down memory lane.
34:00This is probably around the age
34:01where I started to feel just kind of weird.
34:03It'd be hard to feel like a prisoner in your own body.
34:07I love this photo.
34:08Whenever I see myself as a little girl.
34:11Can you imagine holding that inside you for 60 years?
34:15Yeah.
34:17Darn it.
34:19Where are we off to now?
34:21State line, welcome to Texas.
34:23Texas! Yeehaw!
34:25Isn't that a very closed-minded area?
34:27I spent my life stopping in bars, drinking, meeting people,
34:31but I just don't know if I can anymore.
34:34This would be challenging, though.
34:35Like, you and I have done pub crawls in the country
34:38and it's not always friendly.
34:40I packed this.
34:41Oh, Jesus.
34:42Hoping to hit you at some point.
34:44Here it is.
34:45Whoa. Sherlock Holmes.
34:47He's not flying under the radar in that outfit.
34:50Oh, can I get a beer?
34:52Why does Harper look uncomfortable?
34:54What's happening?
34:58Have a look at all the iPhones everywhere. That's weird.
35:01As much as I've been in a fishbowl in various times in my life...
35:04Yeah.
35:05..this trumps all.
35:08Oh, I can feel for...
35:11..all the cameras out.
35:14This F does not fly in Texas.
35:16Someone needs to let Will Ferrell and his trans buddy know
35:19Texas is not Hollywood.
35:20Oh, that's bad.
35:22Oh, this is all the trolling.
35:24Who is the creature across from Sherlock?
35:26Really?
35:27Who's the creature writing it?
35:28Exactly.
35:32Oh, boy.
35:33Oh, Will's crying.
35:34Oh, he's really rattled by it all.
35:36I feel like I let you down at that moment.
35:39Oh, no, no, no.
35:41I was like, oh, shit.
35:43We've got to worry about Harper's safety.
35:45He just wanted to have a bit of fun.
35:47This has really opened up Will's eye
35:49to see what his friend's going through.
35:51And then Harper opens up about her secret life.
35:54I just was looking for some place to go
35:57where I could get away from people.
36:00Oh, wow.
36:01Harper felt like she had to hide.
36:03I just hated myself so much.
36:05Oh, Harper.
36:11You never know what's going on for someone, eh?
36:14Yeah.
36:15Very raw, open, honest.
36:16Yeah.
36:17I think this has brought them even closer as friends.
36:20Yeah.
36:21And when they finally get to their destination...
36:23I got you a little present.
36:25You did?
36:26Her own pair of diamond earrings.
36:28Not diamond earrings, really.
36:30Oh, that's a nice present.
36:32It's OK to feel pretty.
36:34Do nice, pretty things for yourself.
36:37Oh, jeez.
36:39Oh, that's nice. Good on you, Will.
36:41That's so special because Will's embracing who she is.
36:44It's never too late to be your true, authentic self.
36:48Oh, that was lovely.
36:50I hope a lot of people watch this documentary
36:53because there's some powerful messages in there.
36:55It's just something about seeing a funny guy like Will
36:58have deep conversations that makes it so much better.
37:00I've always loved Will Ferrell,
37:02but I love him even more after that.
37:18What are you doing?
37:20Just relax. Have you never had it before?
37:22I have had it before.
37:24Oh!
37:26Oh!
37:27Bro, your toes are uncrackable.
37:29How stiff are you?
37:30I'm stiff.
37:31Stop trying to...
37:32You're going to pull them out of the socket.
37:34Oh, that one went.
37:35That one went.
37:36This week on Binge, we checked out a travel show
37:39that's all around the world.
37:41It's called Binge.
37:43It's a travel show where you get to travel
37:45We checked out a travel show
37:47that's all about exploring cities in just two days.
37:51Travelman!
37:5348 hours in Helsinki. I've been to Helsinki.
37:56Didn't you not leave the airport?
37:57Yeah.
37:58I'm going to take you hurtling through a maxi mini break.
38:01Where is Helsinki?
38:02Prague? No. Poland? No.
38:04Finland!
38:05Correct. And it's hosted by this British comedian.
38:08From the wickety wickety whack.
38:10Richard Ayoade. He's so funny.
38:12Who's Richard Ayoade?
38:15Correct.
38:16And in each episode, Richard travels with a special guest.
38:19Joining me in this Nordic nonsense, Paul Rudd.
38:22Everyone loves Paul Rudd.
38:23Who is he?
38:24That's you.
38:25That's me.
38:26Oh, he's him.
38:27Yeah.
38:28Why did you make me fly 6,000 miles to Helsinki?
38:32I've been to Helsinki.
38:33What's the lie?
38:34It's really sad and depressing.
38:35Oh, don't be like that, because...
38:41Oh, they're going to kayak.
38:43I don't know if a kayak would stay afloat with you in it.
38:51How dirty is that water?
38:53Honestly, the Yarra River looks better than that.
38:55This is a very nice way to see the city.
38:57What are you seeing? Nothing.
38:58You're in the water. What are you seeing?
39:00It's a bit choppy under this bridge.
39:02On a scale of boring ways to see a city, you have my tour.
39:05Close second is definitely the kayak tour.
39:07Great way to see a city. Bike, kayak.
39:10We paddle majestically past the opera house.
39:12That's not an opera house.
39:13Over there, that's the zoo island.
39:15Zoo island?
39:16There's a lot of similarities with Sydney.
39:18There's a bridge, an opera house and there's a zoo by the water.
39:20This is the Timu version of Sydney.
39:22Yeah.
39:23Next up for the two travellers...
39:25We head to the mainland in search of sustenance.
39:27Here we go.
39:28About to get some Finnish food, baby.
39:30OK, this is getting somewhere now.
39:32Hello. Hello.
39:33Oh, hello.
39:34Oh, he's cute.
39:35The Finnish men, hello.
39:36Finnish men, guys. They're Finnish.
39:38It's hard making Finnish men.
39:39Yes, it's very hard.
39:41This is reindeer jerky.
39:43Reindeer jerky? Yuck!
39:45I've had every other meat in my mouth, so why not reindeer?
39:48Our quest for culture drives us ever onwards.
39:50Of course, they're going to a sauna.
39:52If anyone can appreciate a good sauna, the gays can.
39:55I love, love, love a good sauna.
39:57Oh, wow, this is creepy.
39:59So...
40:00Oh!
40:01Oh, look out!
40:02Place, place!
40:0380 degrees, oh, my God.
40:04It's just like a stinky hotbox.
40:06What?
40:07I don't see how relaxed you can be when your eyes are on fire.
40:10Aren't you supposed to be naked in a sauna?
40:12Yeah.
40:13I can't. I don't want to give anyone watching this an erection.
40:15Too late.
40:16I like Finland now.
40:17Well, if you liked that, you're going to love this.
40:20It's time to combine a sauna with meat.
40:23Wasn't there already meat in the last sauna?
40:25We just saw it. We saw his meat in the sauna.
40:27I know you're happy. It's a BK.
40:28Burger King. Yum.
40:30Can we sauna at Burger King?
40:32Yes is the answer.
40:33Another sauna?
40:35I sweat while I'm eating my meat.
40:37Oh, we love... No, stop it.
40:39How's the burger?
40:41You can eat whatever you want, it doesn't matter,
40:43cos you're burning it off while you're eating.
40:45I love it.
40:46It's then time for one final stop.
40:48In order to undo any unwittingly accrued health benefits...
40:51What are we getting now, an ugly T-shirt and Kering?
40:53Come on, guys, show us Helsinki.
40:55..liquorice is a massive deal in Helsinki.
40:57Oh, I hate licorice. It's so gross.
40:59It's such an old-person thing to like, licorice.
41:02Licorice, I love licorice.
41:04..originated in pharmacies as a decongestant.
41:06And look at their lollies. Their lollies look like shit too.
41:09They're not very appetising.
41:11Nothing about this is appetising.
41:13Quivering with anticipation.
41:15Let me guess, they're going to eat the lollies in a sauna.
41:18Not quite.
41:19We hit Helsinki's imposing neoclassical cathedral.
41:22Oh, God.
41:24Boring.
41:25Paul Wright is like, how did I end up here,
41:27sitting on steps eating some god-awful lollies?
41:30Oh, God, it's like swallowing phlegm.
41:32Has Paul enjoyed any of this trip so far?
41:34There were so many great moments.
41:37Did we miss something? Where were the great moments?
41:39It's been all shit.
41:41Is this the point of the show,
41:43is that we're going to places that are not good?
41:45This is it.
41:49That's it.
41:50Oh, that was shit.
41:5148 hours in hell.
41:52100%, not Helsinki, hell.
41:54Straight up hell, drop the sinki.
41:55A list of all the places I don't want to go in the world.
41:59Helsinki. Yeah.
42:02You know, the other day,
42:03I just happened to be walking past the front door,
42:05and I thought, oh, what's that little white dog
42:07doing out by the gate?
42:08So as I walked over, I seen a woman,
42:10and I thought, what's that dog doing?
42:11Better be peeing on our lawn, not shitting on our lawn.
42:14It wasn't shitting, was it?
42:15It was shitting.
42:16So by the time I got out the front to have a go,
42:18she'd already walked off,
42:19and I forgot I had my pyjamas on, no bras,
42:21and I started running down the street,
42:23and I was like, oh, my God, what's that dog doing?
42:25And I thought, oh, my God, what's that dog doing?
42:27And I thought, oh, my God, what's that dog doing?
42:29So by the time I got out the front to have a go,
42:31I forgot I had my pyjamas on, no bras,
42:33and I started running down the street,
42:34and then I stopped and looked at myself.
42:35Lee, go back in the house.
42:36Don't worry about it.
42:37The dog shit on your lawn.
42:38Did you hurt your knees?
42:39Shut up.
42:40This week, we checked out Binge's
42:42new critically acclaimed Aussie drama.
42:45Oh, what have we got here?
42:47Where are we, a clan meeting?
42:49Bro, do you know what this is?
42:51Season two, The Twelve.
42:53Oh!
42:54I bloody loved season one of this.
42:56I binged the entire thing.
42:57Why is it called The Twelve?
42:58Correct.
42:59And this season centres around the murder
43:01of a wealthy local female farmer.
43:03It's your classic whodunit.
43:05That's right.
43:06And leading the case for the defence is...
43:08Here he is.
43:09Sammy Neal.
43:11Mr Jurassic Park himself.
43:12Oh, I'm getting excited.
43:14Having two defendants is one of the challenges
43:17of this case, Patrick.
43:18Oh, so we've got two people who are up for murder.
43:22You will be sitting next to Patrick in court.
43:25Oh, I think she's the same lady that was at the fire
43:28at the beginning of the episode.
43:29Oh, burning something.
43:30So you need to keep your body language neutral.
43:35Oh, lovers.
43:36You know it's going to be good when you get the flashbacks.
43:38Are they husband and wife?
43:39Well, they're definitely not brother and sister.
43:41Yeah, it's going to be hard to be neutral.
43:44I hate him.
43:45Oh, ex-lovers.
43:47So who got murdered?
43:48On the morning of 19th of July, 2022...
43:51Here we go.
43:53..and thriving local farmer, Bernice Price,
43:55was seen alive and well.
43:56By that evening, Bernice Price was dead.
43:59Murdered by her own daughter, Sasha Price.
44:01Oh, shit.
44:02And her boyfriend, Patrick Harrows.
44:04Oh, they're saying they killed Schiller's mum.
44:06This is hectic.
44:07After an altercation with a gun,
44:09brutally hit Bernice Price on the head.
44:12They dumped her in a well in an attempt
44:14to cover up her injuries as accidental.
44:16Why would they kill her mother?
44:18So they could inherit the 12,000 hectare cattle property
44:21known as Airlie Downs.
44:22You're kidding.
44:23Ooh, 12,000 hectares.
44:24Their motive was not only greed,
44:26but a determination to pursue a romantic relationship
44:29of which the victim, Bernice Price, disapproved.
44:32Oh!
44:33Why is she so against it?
44:35We don't fuck the hired hell.
44:36Is that her? Is that the dead lady?
44:38This is a flashback.
44:39We'll take advantage and talk about our business in town.
44:41Look, her mother's gut is never wrong
44:42and I think she has a bad feeling about this man.
44:44Back in the present day, we also get to know the 12 jurors.
44:48Apparently, these things can be quite gruelling.
44:50So this is the 12?
44:51This is it. This is the jury.
44:53A friend of mine ended up with PTSD after a trial.
44:55Because of what happens with the crime?
44:57No, from dealing with the other jury members.
44:59The jury always hate each other.
45:01Yeah, they've always got so many problems,
45:03which is always like, that's the whole thing of the show,
45:05is that we get a look behind the scenes
45:07of the jury who are judging these people
45:09and it's like, who are you to judge?
45:11I was hoping they wouldn't pick me.
45:13Have you ever been asked to do jury duty?
45:15No, never.
45:16I feel like as soon as I read Arab last names, I go, nah.
45:19These jury rules are pretty gnarly, hey?
45:22I really want to sit in on one,
45:23but now in my luck, I'd probably argue with the judge.
45:26You have to stick by them for the whole six weeks.
45:28Shouldn't have to take the whole six weeks, right?
45:30I mean, come on, pretty much an open and shut case to my mind.
45:33Those jurors concern me.
45:35OK, Ali McBeal, calm down.
45:37Bernice Price was the most notoriously disliked battleaxe
45:42in the district.
45:43Oh, here we go.
45:44People would have been lining up to knock the old bitch off.
45:47Oh, so he reckons that no-one liked Bernice,
45:50so maybe it wasn't the daughter and her lover.
45:52Ex-lover, ex-boinker.
45:54It's then time for the prosecution
45:56to try to prove how Bernice died.
45:58The shape and angle of the injury to the back of the head
46:02was more consistent with a blow by an instrument than a fall.
46:06Ooh.
46:07A tool Dr Liu has identified is, I believe, known as an auger.
46:12A what? That's an auger.
46:13It's when you put it in the ground and you turn it
46:15and it gets to the dirt.
46:16Oh, look, he's showing.
46:17Yeah, see?
46:18Hey, what are you doing here?
46:19So this is a flashback?
46:20Yeah.
46:21Oh, Mum's going to catch him having kissy-kissy.
46:24Oh, that's her mum.
46:26Busted.
46:27HR department's going to have a field day.
46:29We believe the auger that was used was found in the burn pit.
46:32Remember we saw it getting thrown in?
46:34No.
46:35At the start, they threw it into the big burn pit.
46:37She looks like she's burning evidence.
46:38The plot thickens.
46:39So did you find any forensic evidence on the auger in the photo?
46:43No.
46:44Any hair?
46:45No.
46:46No.
46:47Oh!
46:48Or skin, for instance?
46:49No, we did not.
46:50Oh!
46:51Well, that doesn't auger well for your case, does it, Detective?
46:54Oh!
46:56Got that.
46:57Mic drop.
46:58I'm sorry, you've just been lawyered.
47:02Oh, this is flashback?
47:03Did they do it or didn't they do it?
47:07Who's she ringing?
47:08The mother?
47:09I think she's ringing the lover.
47:13What is it?
47:14Yes.
47:17Oh, that's the well where they find the mum.
47:19The well's in the shed.
47:21Well, well.
47:22It's getting juicy.
47:24That was good.
47:25We've got to binge this.
47:26I've got to know who did it.
47:27That's Aussie drama done right.
47:29At its absolute peak.
47:31Yeah.
47:32Let's go to the pub.
47:33Yeah.
47:34Let's do that.
47:36Well, that's it from all of us for this year.
47:38There's only four ice creams left.
47:40Yeah.
47:41Get more.
47:42Send me some.
47:43See you, Malik.
47:44Too slow.
47:46We'll be back on the couch in early 2025.
47:50You're welcome.
47:51Do you need help?
47:52Yes, please.
47:53Dad.
47:54You and me.
47:55Let's talk about...
47:56Hold my hand.
47:57Let's go.
47:58Get out.
47:59Hold your hand.
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