• 2 months ago
AltspaceVR Critic
Transcript
00:00Okay guys this is castle in the sky see castle oh sorry castle in the clouds by light year
00:16save it I save everything now boom now this is one of those I don't even know which way
00:23to go buddy dude the devil's over there all right I know which way to go I'm going this
00:29way okay let's take a look at these statues man
00:39dude the devil's over there too
00:43and over there
00:47dude what is this this is what it looks like man the old broomstick thing's supposed to get on
00:54it doesn't look nothing like a broom at all buddy look at this guy
01:04dude you all right buddy they feeding you you get enough to eat
01:12all right let's see what gets your sandwich or something
01:17this devil dude look if I go over here is he trying to follow me
01:25dude he's not staying in the same place he's right there right okay
01:30what's this some kind of light beam coming from her
01:37why you have any arms
01:42it's that new bondage thing all right dude check it out
01:47we're gonna walk upstairs dude can I fly wouldn't that be something if I could fly
01:57dude I could fly just like that damn demon over there he didn't say
02:01nothing to me brother all right now we're going up boldly
02:07okay I had trouble with the devil I'm trying to get my life together though
02:12I'm trying to get my life together though it's not easy
02:19hey fella
02:24are you like a tour guide can you take me around show me what's going on around here
02:29we can't get a bag where they got the hot stuff at get a bag okay just joking look at this man
02:41it's a bunch of demons
02:52you don't really see any angels in these places man
02:57look at this mystical I can fly too though
03:04but I want the scary effect I want to be scared like I'm in a spooky house
03:13all this it would have been nice if somebody would have been in here today walking around with me
03:21all right let's see what's going on over here man I can't even do this right
03:27look at this point where you tell me he did it he said you did it son what you got to say
03:36are you the big man you're saying you did it right all right
03:45I couldn't hang out over here man you know what I'm talking about
03:48you're saying you did it right all right
03:54I couldn't hang out over here man you know without a shadow of
03:58a doubt you're not gonna eat anything you're gonna be the food here look at this guy
04:05I'll get a good look at you man right here oh my goodness dude you ain't got no clothes on brother
04:15what kind of thing you wearing dude sheesh
04:27all right what's this what are you telling me man you keep trying to tell me something man
04:32what are you telling me go that way now what are you saying brother oh you're gonna grab my face huh
04:40grab my face huh the bubble there let's see how far we can go the ball was off
04:47now do that again so they can get the reality what you want to do you want to take your hand
04:55and what are you pointing over there
05:00and what nothing dude you know what's cool oh shit that was scary for a second right
05:08look at the color of his body
05:16this is gonna be cool man when I can just jump right out the stand window too and fly
05:21you ain't saying nothing to a player son but we're not gonna fly yet I gotta look around here
05:29I saw the hub that's it right there right over here
05:38look around the circle okay
05:45damn
05:53dude did I go up
05:58look at me
06:08okay you got something to say nothing huh not a problem but hold up I'm already up here
06:26look at that thing moving man
06:30how can I get over here
06:33without flying
06:37without using my special abilities whoa look at that
06:44all right boom
06:51how can I get up there if I walk all the way around here and walk around
07:01oh dude maybe I spent too much time over here
07:04and I didn't really get a good look look at his eyes man
07:09got the shammies coming out of his eyes
07:14what's this a sword dude dude can I carry a sword what's that it's a demon woman I might
07:23have to use that sword on her take this you demon woman ready ready oh shit look at that
07:34she's trying to fight go and get down right baby check this out man I'm gonna give you a running
07:40one I'm gonna guillotine you all the way ready what happened you can't be hurt look look she's
07:51impenetrable look at this man the sword won't even get her look at this all right let me try
07:57another sword man useless come here okay right back to me damn it's the only one I can get
08:09oh how about this one bang now we're taking you down baby ready
08:14I'm gonna run it right into you let me get enough space
08:19here we go here we go dude what what is it
08:23oh man that's some kind of
08:28dude this is supposed to be the sword man okay let me just see if I can touch you a little bit oh
08:35damn right now I'm gonna bum rush you I'm gonna bum rush you
08:42get down right useless can't even kill anything over here
08:48let me see what you're carrying back here baby would you be attractive to me
08:53if I saw you in real life I can get around the tail
08:58and see the front of you yeah I'm not worried about that I like a little aggression
09:05all right I don't know baby the horns might get in the way when you're going
09:11huh what the hell is this right in my face again scared me okay baby I got the picture I got the
09:20picture all right it's the same thing wherever I go nobody wants me around
09:29what else
09:32all right this is what I'm gonna do buddy
09:39who are you man who's finding stuff over here you or me I think it's me baby look at us
09:51you know you know what this reminds me of Diablo Tristram the first Diablo
09:58all right I'm gonna fly out the window just like I said I was gonna fly over there but I want to
10:03fly out the window make it dramatic all right here we go guys ready I'm gonna fly right out that window
10:12here we go up up and away
10:31this is fantasy baby
10:32this is fantasy
10:35this is just me enjoying myself anything wrong with that look look how big the place was
10:46did I cover the whole spot look man I'm floating I'm not even flying now
10:51I don't even know how that's happening I'm floating away
10:54I'm floating away
10:59look man I'm floating for real
11:07I don't know if I'm floating or the building is moving
11:10look let's go over there act like I'm gonna walk those stairs I have to walk though
11:17look I'm sinking I'm sinking
11:21this is all right now let's get a good look at this demon who thought they was doing something
11:25man because it was flying huh you ain't saying nothing to a son
11:31oh yeah but uh-huh I can do all that too let me get somebody to stay and still look
11:39but man take a good look at this I can do all that I can do all that
11:45I can do all that too let me get somebody to stand still though
11:49but man check this out here it goes I'm gonna fly right under there and come out
11:57to the other side right you gotta get a good head start for this here we go
12:11I'm gonna go right under and come out to the other side
12:15here it goes
12:18fly around this ghoulie guy
12:24maybe I'll come out to this side
12:29and go through here
12:34and if you're really good go through here
12:38and if you're super good don't even touch the floor
12:44bang and go through those hoops too right
12:52here we go
12:55bang
13:00now I'm hiding the demon devil from my own powers because I'm a light worker
13:09leave here you're not welcomed here
13:14we rebuke you in the name of Jesus leave and never come back you'll remain powerless
13:22and your wagon will keep waggling until it falls off how about there
13:34what's going on over here buddy see I wasn't even over here
13:40but they're cooking up
13:45it smells strange man I don't think I want to eat it
13:49it's all you homie I'm going down here now
13:55come on let me get through here let me get through here you promise me
14:11look at this man
14:15oh look I can walk on these I'm going to take away my um flying powers
14:28yeah I'm gonna take away the flying powers right now
14:32so
14:41bang look not like a fool
14:47those gargoyles
14:49so
14:58yep that's from the movie that that soundtrack is from the movie Diablo
15:02I mean from the game Diablo the first one
15:08so
15:23all right so when I do this I'm gonna have to do one of those demon guys
15:29let's see what I can do that's kind of spooky over here
15:31oh by the way I don't have my um my superpowers buddy
15:36so this is what happens when you don't have superpowers I'll show you
15:42you'll fall
15:49like this watch this bang
15:58here we go
16:02so I will snap this picture right here
16:07and this will be caught what's it again
16:13castle dude why is it I keep hitting the favorites all right can I do it castle in the sky
16:22dang all right no problem I already did what I had to do here
16:26all right guys this is it castle in the sky buddy
16:32how about like that
16:36yep castle in the sky thanks for watching guys please put a like comment subscribe hit the
16:43notification button why right now do it right now while you're watching it so you don't forget
16:50hit the like button make a comment say nice you don't have to put a big long thing
16:55it's not gonna hurt you somebody created it I recorded it you're watching it for free
17:01cost you nothing baby so just give a shout out to somebody okay all right here we go I'm out of here
17:10buddy it's kind of spooky