Kenneth Brown
  • last year
Altspace VR Critic
Transcript
00:00Okay, fellas. Thanks for coming back. Today, I think I'm going to take a quiet little walk
00:12through Bella's Bar's house. Quentin Bella. There's two people in there. I feel a little
00:20sad right now because I'm looking on this, uh, friends online, and I don't see Ryan over
00:25here anymore. I hope it's okay. Okay. I hope it's okay, buddy. There's a lot of thought
00:39went into that, I tell you, when we hit this spot. Yeah, man. My Oculus just started working
00:48back again. Thank goodness I had some videos already made on my computer that I could send
00:56to my YouTube channel. But, um, I'm just getting back right now. I want to escape again. I
01:11want to see something that will take me away from the world that I'm in right now. I'm
01:20going to call this one something unusual. This will be called a free template in alternate
01:33space. That might bring some ridicule up now, but, um, I think I can fix that up. A free template
01:47all over the world in alternate space. Alt space, I mean. I don't know why I keep saying alternate.
01:57It is actually alternate. That's what alt stands for. It's abbreviated for its alt space. Yes,
02:05a free template in alt space. All over the world. I'm going to show you how to do it. As soon as
02:19this world better slowly, but meanwhile, it's going to be on. I'm going to tell you exactly
02:28what I feel, what I think and what's in my heart. Yep. From that green hill that everybody overlooks
02:40to the blue mountains. We used to hear people say blue. Oh, here we go. So check it out. Look at
02:52this. Look at this. Beautiful. Beautiful. Look at this. Beautiful. I'm right by the water. Right
03:05where I want to be. Let me see how deep I can go. Look at this, man. I'm not trying to bother
03:16nobody. Now, you see this place? You have some people that own places and you have people. Just
03:27let me, my friend. Not too many yet. There'll be more. And they just visit places. Look at this.
03:38Look at this. Right by the water. I'm not even trying to hear anybody over there. Oh, it's the
03:48TV anyway. Look at this, man. Somebody taught me how to do something over here. Right there. Alright, look at this, buddy. Look at the ducks. Look at the ducks and the fish. And the water. I've been to a place almost kind of close to this, man. Didn't have that over there. Like the openings in the trees like that. In the pool.
04:17But it did have a view like this. It was Monsignor James P. Cassidy. You can Google him. I was his personal assistant for 4 years. That's the kind of job I had. Just in case you wondered what kind of job I had. What kind of stuff that I used to do. Look at this. Look at this beautiful horse. Wow. Look at that. Look at this horse. Beautiful.
04:46Both of them are beautiful. I love horses anyway.
04:50And let me tell you something about a horse, man. It doesn't look like it matters if it had polka dots, if it's white with pink spots. Very unusual, mind you. He's still a happy horse.
05:08I hope these guys respect him. Because this is a beautiful one right here now. Everybody would be hugging him and kissing him, wanting to ride him, patting him. Making this little fella right here albino. The albino horse. Making the albino horse feel unloved.
05:26So, what can we do for you today? I've looked out another side of the door. I'll be traveling with you. Traveling, man. Okay. People aren't going to be hurt by that.
05:54I'm thinking about it. Let me just tell you what I'm thinking about having. Right? Tell me what you think about this, man. I'm thinking about having a rabbit stool. You know anybody over here that might want to be part of my rabbit stool?
06:10You know how I am sometimes. Let me go deep. What's over here, man? What the hell is this? It's a lion. What is this, man? A bear? See, you can't mess with bears, baby. This is virtual reality. Don't do this at home, okay? See the leaves? See the bear? He's shaking his head. Don't do it. Don't do it. I'm going to do it anyway, bear. I'm going to do it. I don't give a damn what you guys say.
06:40What? Don't what? Listen to me. Listen to me. I'm right here. What you going to do? What you going to do? Nothing, right? What you going to do now? You going to do something? Yes or no? Yes or no? Okay, I thought so, man. I'm out of here. Son, what's going on? I'm going deep in, baby. Deep, deep, deep undercover. Deep undercover. Ops. Special forces. People you never heard of before. Okay? That's how deep I'm going in.
07:09I'm going in, baby. All right. Free template. Beautiful environment. Why is it free? Because it is. I'm not using it to my own advantage. I'm using it to tell you how beautiful this person has made this world. Look at the water. Very, very, very, very beautiful. Realistic. Look at the view. Beautiful. Look at the trees. Look at that. Look at the color of the trees. Look at that.
07:40Look at that, man. I can look all the way up there. No, no. Just trouble getting. Look at that, buddy. Hey, look at that beautiful water.
07:49I take your coat. It's not about going into the house, man. It's about me enjoying the environment. And that's what I like. I like to enjoy the environment. Peace and quiet. Unfinished. Seven minutes. Six minutes. Seven. I noticed that part. Okay. Look at this one of the trees. Beautiful.
08:06Beautiful. Look at this. Look at the view. Talk to me, brother. Look at the color of the tree. Let's get close up there, man. In case you want to see it. Look. That's the tree. I'm kind of like, what do you call it? Farsighted? So if I get close, I get blurry. All right. So here it goes. Look. Look at this. I can see the, look. There's other things in here. But no matter what, it's going to be 47, buddy.
08:36And I'm not hyperlinking. See the horses over there? The rabbits. I just came from there. The bear over here. Hey, Mr. Bear. How you doing? You all right? How you feeling? Not too good? Anything I can do for you? I'm going to go in the house. See if I can get you somebody. Literally. Get you somebody. Okay. That's what you want to do. You want to eat people.
09:06Okay. Look at the butterfly. See the butterfly? Look. Look at the butterfly. Look. Damn thing's strong. All right. Campfire. Beautiful. What the hell is that? Let me kick it. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. It's going to eat you.
09:21Look. I've seen this before. You can actually ball in here. This can't be. Somebody that I know already. Look at this. Look at the couch. Beautiful. Flowers. Look at the doggie. I love doggies just like that, man. That kind of doggie. Just chilling, minding his own business. Right now, by the fire. Look at that pool table. Let me just show you something. You can use this. I don't know how to get rid of it. But check it out. Click on here.
09:51Right here. No, I got it now. Pull it back.
10:00Nope. Not that. Put you over there, buddy. Pull you back. My dad. Cue you up and hit you a second. One, two.
10:11See that pool? Oh, this is what I'm watching, man. It's right here. I have no idea what this is. Some copywritten stuff. Look at this. I see that all over the place. That's the newest thing now. Look at this view. Time check. Dude. Time check. Okay.
10:38Five more minutes. Kick that thing. Alright, we play pool. We saw the doggie. We saw the fireplace. Let's go in here. Look. Light salad with shrimp. I got that, man. I made it. I made tonight. I put scallop and shrimp together.
10:57Dude, I should have put some fish soup. But anyway, I put cocktail sauce. Look at this, man. Beautiful. Beautiful, right? Beautiful.
11:07This is a template somebody made. You can have one made just like this. Just imagine, buddy. Just imagine. You laying in the bed watching TV. Come on. Right there in your face. Alright. Wow. The future. The future. Look at the brick wall. The couch.
11:38The television. Big screen. You laying in the bed right here. Right here. Chillin'. Or if you want this side right here. Because if you gotta go to the bathroom real quick, you might need this one. Right? So, you can go right here.
11:53This is braille for beginners. Watching it. Look over to your sweetheart. I love you, baby. You love me? You like this place? Let's go out. Nobody's around here, man. We can walk around here. Any kind of way we wanna walk around. Look at this. Beautiful. Okay.
12:09Look at this table. Maybe we could sit right over here. Just the way we was laying down. Have breakfast over here. You can have desserts later. Okay. I told you. This is not your regular video. Dang. Alright, man. The thing about this place I didn't tell you about is that if you gotta go to the bathroom, right, try to hold it in because you gotta go all the way over here.
12:37But it's not bad, baby. You know why? Because everybody in the world can see you right here in the bathroom. Everybody. People come by fishing boats. People swimming. Dolphins. Sharks. Even monkeys. They can see you right here, man. Right here on the toilet bowl. Right? While you're trying to find that peace.
13:00And guess what, baby? If I act like I'm washing dishes, I can see you too. So, as far as privacy, you can forget it. It's a zero. You get no privacy here. See this? You don't even have a mirror. You just gotta guess what you look like. Time check. Bang. Two more minutes. Alright, boom. But you can come down here, baby. Alright. In case there's no toilet, baby. Come over here. Right back here. I'm gonna show you the spot I usually go to.
13:28Right over here. See this? Right here. See this spot right here? Pretty quiet. Now, look around. See anybody? No. Extra water on the backside. Splash. Splash. Splash. Splash. It's not gonna hurt any fishes, okay? There's a whole lot of stuff in this water besides splashing. Okay. Alright. That's it, baby. Time check. One more minute, baby.
13:58I'm gonna take this one minute. I'm gonna shoot this thing in the air. You ready? Here we go. It's turning around. Give it to me. Terrible. Time check. Time for one more. Okay. Bang. Right here. Bang. See it? This time, I'm gonna aim it.
14:25Dude, I still got the damn pool stick on me. Come on. You know I gotta get rid of this. There's no way I'm gonna end this game with a pool stick on me. Alright, here we go. 48 now. But as soon as I get rid of the pool stick, get a good view. Come on. Look at this thing, man.
14:50Oh, look at this, man. Damn. I'm gonna go in there with a pool stick, though. Might have to come back later. It kills the moment. I'm trying to be relaxed here, romantic, all that kind of stuff. I got the pool stick on me. Look at this. Right here. Alright.
15:08Bang. Off. It's on. Now, where's that saw at? These are butterflies. They're gonna shrink every time I get close to them. Look. Shrink. What the hell is that all about? I'm gonna go down these rocks. Bam. Saw now. Okay. No more firecrackers. Fourth of July is over with. Fifth of July now. Bang.
15:38Alright. Hot tub. Yes, baby. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. What can I hit? What's that? Ready? They got all these things on here, man. To relax you. While you're looking at the water. Okay, that's it, buddy. I'm finished. Thanks for watching. And come to this place yourself. You'll love it. There's a free template for you to look at.
16:09Can't make this your world every single day now. Then it gets a little strange. But what I like to do, my friend, is when people build worlds, I travel through worlds. I have no home. My home is everywhere that I come to temporarily. That's my home. I'm Alt Space BR Credit, baby. I can't live anywhere. I live all over the place.
16:32Okay. Thank you for watching. Come to this place. You can chill just like me. You can watch movies. You can walk. You can do a whole lot of things here. Okay? I care about you. Stay strong.