Frasier Season 9 Episode 1+E02 Don Juan In Hell Pt 1 + Pt 2
Frasier Season 9 Episode 1+E02 Don Juan In Hell Pt 1 + Pt 2
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00:00Crazy about you. I just started to feel like you didn't want to be here with me. Gosh, nothing could be further from the truth
00:09Tell you something else
00:12I'm happy
00:22I'm glad Frasier
00:25I'm happy too
00:28But I'm on vacation with my girlfriend Claire a woman who by all conventional measures is
00:35Perfect for me and yet. I've just had a vivid
00:38sexual dream about
00:41someone who
00:42differs for her entirely
00:45It's a woman named Lana
00:47You
00:55Excuse me, but why do I have to sit in the back seat?
00:58Seriously, my legs are starting to cramp back here. Seriously. Why is she here at all? I?
01:06Have just as much right to be here as you here doesn't mean the front seat. All right. Listen ladies
01:13We got about an hour to go. I
01:15Would like to have a little quiet I'm going to turn on some music
01:36Morning gang
01:39How's my natural man
01:41As hungry as I am Harry
01:44Go t-shirt came in fast. No, I I credit the pothouse atmosphere of this tropical paradise
01:52That's an hour nearly constant nudity
01:58Gone is the sit if I dandy of just last week his place stands a feral
02:03Taliban
02:05sandy-bottom Dionysus
02:07lusty
02:09insatiable whose scones
02:13Here is your special order
02:16Thank you
02:18Start aren't I've been up fishing since 5 a.m
02:22You've already got more fish than we could eat in a year. Oh, we didn't just fish went for a swim
02:29sports and caves
02:30Watch school of dolphins, but the best part was when he taught me how to hypnotize a lobster
02:36You walk. It's all in the eyes
02:46Hey Marty
02:54Hey Niles try this pancake where had them crumble the bacon right into the batter
02:59Oh, I I don't really like pancakes. Well, what's could you use to Daphne's here?
03:06Oh
03:13And Claire invented them, yes, no doubt on the seventh day while you were resting
03:23Good morning all
03:26My sweet darling man
03:28Hello, you know
03:31They found you luggage yet, dr. Crane
03:34Huh that chance
03:37A souvenir of your stay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is a bunch to remember
03:43Not a vacation. So dad takes a picture of one of his meal
03:50Very good. Thank you very much. Well done
03:53You can pick them up at the front desk. Thank you. Well, it's already run off, but I have to finish packing
03:58See you up there. Okay
04:00Oh
04:02She's a real fine
04:05Yes, she is isn't she? Oh
04:08Excuse me. Yes. Oh, do you think we could have another picture of just the family? No problem. Thank you
04:15What about Claire she's practically family, oh very much so but there may come a time when
04:22Say she isn't
04:27Thank you again, oh
04:30We better get going daft we got fish to pack
04:34Oh, and I didn't delay him because Claire said you can use the heads for soup
04:40Well when I'm chopping them off, I'll be thinking of her
04:46Listen I didn't want to say anything in front of the others
04:50But I find myself in a bit of a quandary
04:53Well, it's not so much a quandary really is it's more of a pickle. Well, not so much a pickle, but
04:59No more than a
05:01Cornish on but is it I
05:04Think I want to be with Lana not Claire
05:09Forgive me Frazier, but that's one big-ass Cornish on I
05:13Know I know I'm having a perfectly wonderful time with Claire. It's just that my mind keeps
05:19Drifting back to Lana for God's sake why she's loud. She's crass. Yes
05:26But she's also challenging and sexy and exciting
05:30Just afraid I may have
05:32Let go of that too. Hastily Frazier. You do this every time you are in a great relationship with Claire
05:39Don't overthink it
05:41Embrace it
05:45You're right now
05:47Thank you. Yes, I should just go with it
05:52Gosh, I don't know what's wrong with me
05:54I don't know why I I keep insisting on overanalyzing everything because you're crazy. That's why
06:01Claire's perfect for you, but I like her too. How many times does that happen? But what about not Oh forget Lana?
06:09Stay with Claire
06:12Stay with Claire
06:15Stay with Claire
06:18Dad I am NOT a lobster
06:24Course I'm gonna stay with Claire
06:26Just going through some momentary doubts in it and I needed your guidance. Why'd you got what you needed? Thank you
06:34Feel completely at ease now
06:37No more doubts. No more nagging questions
06:42Just being a little overly cautious that's who can blame you
06:47I'm not sure about Claire either
06:50God knows she has quite the fan club around here, but I think you can do much better
06:56You'll know when you meet the right person you'll feel it in your gut
07:06It's true
07:08but you see I
07:10Don't want to feel like I'm leaning her on
07:13Maybe I should just tell her what I'm going through, you know be completely honest
07:17Whoa, that's just what you don't want to do
07:22You vote for Claire I don't know
07:26Lana has a good point and don't underestimate the crush you had on her in 11th grade
07:33Claire can give you sophisticated conversation and she leaves a clean area
07:41Don't envy your choice lift your feet, please
07:48You
07:55Excuse me, miss you have the time. Yes, Niles. Yeah, mom
08:03You look did you get hit on the head by a coconut
08:10The coconut of revelation I
08:13I discovered a whole new side of myself in Belize and I'm not going to abandon Island Niles just because my vacations over
08:21Island Niles might want to rethink the short pants
08:26Island Niles would prefer not to wear pants at all
08:31You should have seen us Ross out in the elements nothing on our bodies, but sunblock 120
08:37It's exhilarating and primal and frankly, it's disappointing to have to strap myself back into these fabric shackles
08:47So you're gonna be spending all your time at the nude beach now
08:52Seattle has a nude beach
08:55Not officially but just south of Alki. There's this little strip near the lighthouse
09:02Thanks for the tip bras
09:04Lighthouse thanks for the tip bras. Here's another one. Don't go on Thursdays. It's senior volleyball day. Oh
09:13Well Ross I see you've met Island Niles
09:17At least he did you the courtesy of putting a shirt on I'm still not wearing underpants
09:21I
09:27Have a latte, please
09:29Well Ross, you'll be pleased to know I have come to a decision
09:33Claire it is so long Lana. Are you sure trust me Ross?
09:38The brain is racked the soul asserts the window is closed
09:41Claire in one out
09:44I'm glad to hear it. Yes
09:47I'm Frazier. Well, hi
09:53Hello
09:55You look great, well as great as you do I mean, thanks
10:02Hey Ross
10:04Kirby
10:06It's been too long. No, it hasn't
10:11Or has it no
10:16Brings you here. Well, actually we just picked up the invitations for Kirby's graduation party
10:22Oh Ross, you're invited to after all you motivated Kirby to study
10:26Well, no, I'm sure was the one who helped him. I was just his last-minute prom date
10:31you were the prize that I kept my eyes on and
10:37For your FYI, I'm cool for hanging out just this platatonic friends or whatever
10:47I'm Kirby. We should go if we're gonna pick up your inhaler. Thanks a lot mom. I
10:54Only needed in the fall
11:03We'll see at the party right? Hey Frazier, don't you be a stranger? Oh, no, I I won't
11:10Don't you be a stranger either to me
11:16Oh
11:22Let me guess
11:24Lana and Claire out. Well, yeah. Oh that was nothing
11:29she just
11:30Merely caught me off guard. Don't go reading anything into that
11:36Say so some Frazier. I gotta go. Oh, let not either us be strangers be
11:46I
11:53Apologize for the inconvenience, but at least there's a happy ending, right?
12:02And my suitcase is inside this to keep it safe
12:11That is not my bag, right I'll keep looking
12:17You
12:20Been waiting here long
12:22Time is irrelevant here in the seventh circle of hell
12:30The place where even despair dies
12:34Prepare yourself for a lifetime. Oh, here it is. Oh
12:39How nice for you
12:41Hey, you're dr. Frazier crane, aren't you? I'm a big fan
12:46It's always nice to meet a fan. Yeah. Thanks. Hey, do you give advice, you know off the clock?
12:52This isn't really a good time because I've really gotten my life into a tangle. I'm sorry
12:56No, but you see I'm torn between these two women
13:00I'm listening
13:03I'm with this woman. Her name's Kathy. She's great
13:06But the only problem is I can't stop thinking about my ex. I mean she was a real handful, but
13:13Now that we're apart I just miss her like crazy
13:16Of course you do and no matter how hard you try to to focus on this new relationship
13:22Your mind keeps drifting back to her exactly. I mean I even have these
13:27dreams
13:29Yes. Wow, you're good. What should I do?
13:33Well
13:35What are you thinking of doing yeah
13:40Classic shrink response
13:43I'm thinking
13:46Do I really want to break things off with this woman who you thought was so perfect for you?
13:50Okay, but how perfect could she be if I'm obsessing about another woman? That's the conundrum
13:55I know but am I sure enough to break her heart?
14:00It's especially when the rest of the family just loves her yeah, no, they don't all right. No, no stick with me stick with me
14:07It all boils down to this
14:09Which of these two women do you see spending the rest of your life with?
14:20Right
14:22Right, of course
14:28I think it's pretty obvious what I have to do
14:32What a relief. Thanks doc. Wait, wait, let's go back
14:35Just so I'm sure you're sure yeah
14:39Who are you picking?
14:41My ex. I mean if I'm really honest with myself, she's the one I love as long as I stay with Kathy
14:47I'm just being a jerk. Oh, well to be fair you have struggled with these issues
14:51No, I've really just been trying to have my cake and eat it, too
14:56Thanks, dr. Crane. I know what I have to do now
15:05You
15:12I'm sorry. I'm a little late. I'll start your lunch right away
15:16No need Claire made the best deviled ham sandwich in the history of deviling. Oh
15:23Too bad, I'm mr. Hmm more good news. She's still here
15:29Here you go, Marty
15:31Thanks to it
15:34I can't imagine you came all the way over here just to make sandwiches. Oh, no here. Let me take those
15:40I'm making fish jerky
15:44You know the secret to making fish jerky don't you Marty no idea feed him coffee feed him
15:58I'm standing right here
16:01I don't you love her laugh. It's like music Marnie. You were just the sweetest
16:10You used to think my accent sounded musical didn't you Marty? Yeah, but now I'm used to it
16:21Afternoon Daphne dad what happened to my noble savage? I'll tell you what happened
16:30Roz told me about this wonderful nude Beach, so I went down there this morning to check it out for us
16:36What was so peaceful?
16:37I decided to do my sunrise Tai Chi have my naked body caressed by the rosy fingers of the new dawn, you know
16:45I
16:46Left my clothing and my cares in the car walked down to the beach and settled in for my first exercise grasping the birds tail
16:53Just
16:58At that moment the Sun peeked over the mountaintops illuminating not only my splendid nakedness, but the bus for the Christian woman's society
17:08They went to a nude beach no and neither did I
17:14The next few minutes are a blur as I zigzag my way back to the car being pelted with driftwood and Bibles
17:23Needless to say Island Niles died on that beach
17:30Will he ever be back maybe at Christmas
17:37Hello Oh
17:41No, welcome back
17:45Hi Frazier
17:47Claire
17:48Did you get your luggage?
17:50No, they didn't have it
17:54Could I see you in in the kitchen for a minute, it's your
17:59Okay, mr. Crane it's time for your exercises already did him
18:04When have you ever done your exercises before lunch Claire and I did them together. She has a way of making them seem like fun
18:11Yeah, well if they're full they're not really working, but all right
18:17Actually class
18:20If
18:22Need privacy it's either very good or very bad
18:27Well, it's it's not so good I'm afraid I
18:32Realize this is Sutton
18:35It's just that I've been tossing and turning for the last several days and I just can't keep going like this
18:42What are you talking about?
18:46Well Claire I'm talking about
18:50Parting ways, I'm sorry
18:54It's over
18:57Just like that Claire I realize how painful this must be for you
19:06Well, you dumped me I said I was sorry
19:15Well, I guess I'll go home and take down the hammock
19:19I love you darling. I
19:22Love you, too
19:28Hello, no Roz the wrong beach really thanks for the warning that would have been embarrassing
19:41We'll see you later
19:43Well, actually you won't Fraser just dumped me
19:48What
19:49What happened? I honestly don't know. I was having such a good time and
19:55Now I'm out here. I don't even know what went wrong. Oh
20:04I'm sorry. I
20:07Really liked him. I liked all of you so much. I was starting to feel like part of the family I was
20:16Hoping we'd end up like sisters
20:20Sisters I
20:23Never had a sister
20:26Just brothers
20:35The hell happened Claire just ran out of here without even saying goodbye
20:39We broke up what? Well, I
20:43Broke up with her. You are a piece of work, aren't you?
20:48You just couldn't stand the good thing. Could you I bet you were planning on this since police
20:54I have not I don't give me that you did the same thing
20:58You always do you go around asking everybody's advice then you just do whatever the hell you want and it's usually wrong right away
21:05I
21:07Was just being true to my feelings dad, there's no reason to be mad at me. I'm not mad at you mad at myself. I
21:15Knew this was coming and I let myself get attached
21:21I'm sorry dad
21:23Claire's great. It's just he's not the right person for me. Daphne knows will you tell him?
21:35Oh
21:44Come here. Oh, you didn't have to do this told you
21:54Sets a scholar in our midst
21:58Congratulations Kirby, let's see the sheepskin dude. Wait until the party gets going a little
22:06I
22:11Good thinking I'll just see what your mother's doing
22:16there Oz
22:17Kirby got her prom pictures back. I
22:22Had retouched a little you're smiling in them now I
22:29Noticed you also have your hand on my ass where
22:35You mean now
22:42Do you not like it
22:47No, I'm having a devil of a time with this this cheese can
22:52Just hold the nozzle close to the cracker. So you make a little flower like this
22:58here
23:05I can honestly say that is the best canned cheese I've ever had
23:20Well, listen
23:22Something I'd like to talk with you about if this is about Claire. I already know. Oh gosh. I'm so sorry
23:29It's just she's a perfectly wonderful girl. You don't explain it to me
23:35I mean sometimes
23:37You just don't feel it. That's okay
23:40really, I
23:42Thought you'd be mad at me. Well, why would I be mad?
23:46It's not like I get a commission on every match I make
23:52So we're okay
23:55Well, sure, okay
23:58Better than okay, right
24:02Better than okay
24:06Oh
24:09No, Ross
24:12You told me not to come because this is just gonna be some boring party with your mom's friends
24:19Roz is my mom's friend. She was your prom date
24:23Damn, baby. Why you gotta be this way? I'm trying to show you respect by keeping you from seeing my other lady. I
24:30I
24:32Was never his lady damn, baby, that's cold
24:38She's old enough to be your mother practically damn baby now, that's cold
24:49Wow that did not go so great those things rarely do Kirby
24:55Hey
24:57Hey, buddy
24:59You're here. Oh, I wouldn't miss it for anything. Where's mom. I really need to talk to her. I'll go get her
25:06Wow
25:07Small world. What are you doing here?
25:19So, how do you know Kirby?
25:22Well, I was his tutor
25:25Now how much I owe you for that
25:30It was a pleasure really
25:33So you're Kirby's dad
25:35Lana's ex who?
25:38Ran off with the dental hygienist
25:41But you can call me Bob
25:47I take it Lana filled you in about our divorce. Yes. Well, I was a shoulder for her briefly
25:53You know, I think she's completely over you now. I hope not. I mean, I really want her back
25:59I'll do whatever it takes to show her I'm a changed man. Listen, but I I don't think that's a very good idea
26:05Well, but you said at the airport. I know I should go Ross
26:09Ross, listen, I'd like you to meet Bob Bob. This is Ross Doyle the brilliant producer of my radio show
26:19Beauty and brains
26:22Who said God doesn't give with both hands
26:34Maybe
26:37So what brings you to this little swery well, I'm Kirby's dad and Lana's ex although hopefully not for long
26:45Thanks to this man. I've decided to
26:47Follow my heart and come back for the woman. I really love. Oh, really?
26:56You'll see you'll see oh
27:01Crap
27:05Well, there goes that
27:10Gave me your best try Bob
27:13in the words of Tennyson
27:15Oh
27:20Jerk I am NOT some man bait that you can just set out whenever it suits you. I know I'm sorry Ross
27:27I was desperate for God's sakes
27:29I just ended things with Claire and I'm gonna pursue Lana and then he shows up everything's ruined
27:35Just leave you're good at that just go
27:40I'll call you later son. Can't quit now dad. If you're gonna come back, you gotta get used to her screaming
27:54You know as ugly as that was
27:58Things couldn't have worked out any better for you. I mean she's vulnerable
28:03There's a full bar
28:05She's already in the bedroom
28:11Almost takes the sport out of them
28:13I
28:25Know you must be upset Kirby
28:28Guy just wants to talk to her and she gets completely bent. I
28:33Know I know it's a cliche. Okay. I just I really want my parents to get back together. I
28:40I
28:41Wish I could help
28:43You could talk to my mother. You could tell her to give him another chance. I
28:50Don't think I'm the guy for that job
28:53Talking to people is your job
28:56You could try no, I can't
29:00Can't I seem to recall young pupil named Kirby. He said I can't marry but months ago
29:09But a certain man named dr
29:11Frazier Crane taught that pupil that he can do whatever he sets his mind to and the name of that man
29:19Was you?
29:34Well Bob's left
29:39Are you all right I
29:42Have waited over a year for that man to come back to me
29:46And when I finally get to the point where I never want to see him again, he walks through the door
29:52but you're
29:53You're much stronger. Now. It'll take a lot more than just showing up to change your mind
30:01Well to be fair he did
30:04Try to apologize
30:06And what else can he do he can't take the whole last year back
30:12Can't
30:16Can I ask you something
30:19In your opinion as a psychiatrist once you've lost trust can you ever get it back
30:28Well, take a lot of work
30:36Think about it Lana
30:41You could have a whole new life now I
30:48Could
30:52Just so confused Frazier, you are the only man I can trust right now
31:00Tell me what to do
31:06I
31:08Well
31:11The truth is
31:15You wouldn't be having this crisis if you didn't still have feelings for Bob
31:25You should talk to him you owe it to yourself to hear him out
31:37I
31:40Just want you to know Frazier that no matter what happens
31:44You are a really good don't don't use the f-word
31:54I was gonna say we're friends
32:07Oh
32:08Great pot roast F. Wow. Thanks. Mr. Crane. I use turnips and pearl onions for the Oh
32:15What's the use this place will never be the same without Claire?
32:20We all miss her Deb. No one misses her more than me. She could have been the sister. I never had
32:29You think we can call her what would we say she's probably out on a date with somebody else
32:36Well, maybe not. Let's just see if she's home
32:47Put it on speaker
32:51You do the talking no Daphne should I don't know what to say
33:06I
33:12Well, that was childish
33:17She's star 69 does don't answer
33:30You all gone deaf
33:32Since I'm gonna answer that you're up
33:37Hello
33:40Claire I
33:42Did not call you you called me I
33:45did not I
33:47Did not I did
33:50Hello
33:53How was that all about it's me showers was a little nutty
33:57Hey, how did things go with Lana? Oh, I
34:02Think she's going back to her ex-husband. He showed up at the party. I
34:08Ended up counseling her to
34:11Give him a second chance
34:14There's the noble thing to do
34:16Well, my honor won't keep me warm at night
34:20Yes, it just wasn't meant to be
34:23Don't give up
34:25But don't give up
34:27There's a lid for every pot
34:30Good things come to those who wait and there's plenty of fish in the sea. God. I will choke on another platitude
34:37please
34:39Can't you think of something helpful to say for once? Well, I'm sorry if the material isn't fresh anymore
34:44It's not easy coming up with happy talk every time you can't make it work with a woman
34:50Every time I can't make it work with a woman. That's right. We wouldn't be in this situation if you hadn't blown it with choir
34:56Is that so?
34:58Do you all feel this way? I'll clean. I'll help
35:04I
35:06My own family has turned on me in my darkest hour
35:10after a day of personal torment I
35:14stagger homeward
35:17Stagger homeward trap fallen
35:20in search of
35:22Comfort in the bosom of my family, but do they indulge me and permit me to suckle? No instead they
35:36Well, I've said my piece
35:46Oh
35:53Yes, hi Niles
35:55Listen I'm fine. Actually, I I just need a little time alone. Yes. I'll I'll see you in a day or two
36:04No, there's no need to put dad on he's already consoled me enough as it is
36:16Every time I can't make it work with a woman. What the hell does he know? It's not wrong Frazier
36:26Yes, he is
36:29It wasn't that I couldn't make it work with Lana. I
36:32simply stepped aside when the father of her children showed up like the decent human being I am and
36:39Speaking on behalf of your subconscious because you realized the relationship was destined to fail
36:46And why would that be?
36:48Lana could have been perfect for
36:51Is that something you just say out of habit now? No
36:55Because two weeks ago the title belonged to Claire
37:00Claire was perfect. I just wasn't in love with her
37:05The heart has a mind of its own they say
37:08Or perhaps she wasn't needy enough for you. You have been known to love a project. Oh
37:15Oh, please I have never found neediness to be an attractive quality in a woman never
37:26Never
37:28Neediness was the very reason it didn't work with Diane
37:32Specifically her need
37:35for another man
37:37But you were attracted to her initially because her weakness allowed you to play the role of noble rescuer
37:45Excuse me. I have to object to the word weakness. I was
37:50challenging yet
37:52Vulnerable, which is why Frazier saw me as the perfect woman for him still does I do not
37:59Then why am I in the car?
38:03Perhaps you represent a happier time in my life
38:06Do you remember the time we drove down the Cape and had a
38:12Lobster picnic on the bluff. We had nothing to crack open the claws
38:17So Frazier put them in a bag and ran over them with the car
38:24That didn't work either
38:28We gave up and made glorious love in the dunes
38:31We gave up and made glorious love in the dunes
38:37Wait a minute, wasn't that me?
38:43Right that was you
38:47Well, then what do I represent I don't know and I don't care
38:53Mine I'd like a little piece
38:58Oh dear God not her
39:02That person's not wearing shoes
39:05That's Nanette
39:07his first wife
39:09She's going to get hulkworm
39:13He's obviously dredging up past relationships in order to identify a pattern
39:19Why Frazier crane you were a hippie. I was 20. I was during my impulsive
39:26rebellious phase Oh
39:29Pick her off. You can't ignore her. She's not a part of who I am anymore
39:38Do you remember that song
39:41Apparently I do
39:43He composed it in college. It's how we met
39:46He wrote it as a poem and was reciting it one night at the human collective when I joined in with my guitar
39:54Would you like to hear it? No. Yes, please. Oh, yes
39:58It's called Bangladesh
40:01Dhaka before the dawn
40:07I dreamt that I was riding a candy
40:15Went to meet my lady in the dewdrop crystal
40:28Bangladesh parts coming
40:45Solitude
40:47This is what I needed
40:49perhaps
40:51But to quote Lord Byron it is in solitude where we are least alone
40:58Smells like dirt out there. Whoa
41:03Before Frazier sold out we always dreamed of having a home like this
41:08Where we'd be surrounded by nature and need only the food that we grew in the shelter of each other's arms
41:17Amazing that marriage didn't work out
41:22She was probably great in the sack actually I made a lot of distracting noises
41:29All right, all right
41:34This has been a lot of fun, but what's gonna take to get you people out of my head?
41:37Well a little self-examination might do it fine
41:41I'm a failure
41:45With Claire and with countless others in between happy failure is a result not a cause
41:52What's at the core perhaps there is no core. Maybe fate is just conspiring against me. Did you ever think of that?
41:59No, there's no such thing as fate
42:02If that were true, there'd be no such thing as astrology
42:09More avoidance Frazier try to focus I just have a thought
42:16Maybe it isn't Frazier's fault. Oh denial. How nice to see you
42:22Frazier
42:24It's your women
42:26We leave you it's in our nature. I left you. Yes, you did you left me for Sam. I
42:34left Sam to
42:37Diane we're talking about Frazier when we're inside your head. We'll talk about you
42:45Just saying that his women leave
42:49You did too, so did I that's right you all did
42:55No one for Frazier and you keep on trying
42:58Help it. He's a hopeless romantic
43:03Grazer when are you going to learn?
43:06Falling in love with love is falling for make-believe
43:11What's wrong with following your heart just because we left him doesn't mean the perfect woman isn't out there somewhere
43:18That's the problem Frazier thinks every woman is the perfect woman until he finds the deal-breaking flaw. It's
43:30Can you make that stop I'm sorry it's stuck in my head
43:40See, thank you
43:47It's that quest for perfection which ultimately defeats you because the perfect woman does not exist
43:55speak for yourself
43:57mother
43:59For such a short trip you sure brought a lot of baggage
44:03What are you doing here? You have to ask you're a freudian
44:11You've spent your whole life trying to replace me, but it's completely understandable
44:17I was your first love
44:19ladies
44:20Meet the competition
44:22This is the woman against whom we have all been measured. Will you please be quiet mother is speaking
44:34So
44:35A lifetime of collecting women and this is the cream of the crop the slacker the barmaid in the icicle
44:44I was so relieved when they left you
44:47You left him too. Oh, I had no choice. Perhaps you heard I died
44:54Now let's get down to work shall we
44:57We were doing perfectly well before you got here. Well, if your bargain basement psychiatry was so effective
45:03Why did he have to call in the big guns?
45:07Now let's explore the inner recesses of your psyche like we did when you were a boy
45:16I don't want to
45:21Perhaps we should start with the premise set forth in the definitive study done by harland and watkins
45:26Oh, excuse me, but the definitive study was done 10 years later at cambridge. Oh, excuse me for not keeping up
45:33I was busy being dead
45:36That's her excuse for everything don't you have a tambourine to buy
45:43Don't feel bad
45:44She tried to kill me once. Oh, not this paranoia again. You had a gun
45:52Now frazier don't listen to them
45:54These women are all liars and cheaters. I'm the only woman you can trust
46:00You're a fine one to talk you cheated on mark. Oh, that's none of your beeswax missy
46:06Betrayal by the mother. Is there any deeper wound?
46:10I'd say sleeping with his brother is right up there
46:15You did
46:19Oh, I could see that
46:21Oh
46:25Don't even think about my baby like that. You can't control her thoughts. Oh, shut up. You're a whore
46:32You're a hypocrite
46:46Stop it
46:47Don't you see what he's doing?
46:50He's pitting us against each other in order to avoid the real conflict within himself
46:57We must work together
46:59Fine, I agree
47:01So now
47:08What is the problem
47:11Why can't you make it work with a woman? Is it because they leave you have you stopped listening to your heart?
47:17Is it your unrealistic expectations?
47:20I don't know
47:23Leave me alone. I don't want to do this
47:34What is it it's every woman i've ever dated
47:40What am I gonna do now son, I know this is frightening for you, but you have to do the work
47:50Yes
47:52Okay
47:57Okay
48:05Fine
48:08All right
48:09I
48:10I screwed things up with lana
48:13But wait that that wasn't my fault. She was still in love with her ex-husband. No. Lana is not the problem
48:19No, she wasn't right for you at all mother. You would say that you never approved of any of my relationships
48:24Dependence on me. I liked claire. Oh, she was wonderful for you
48:29Everybody thought so so why didn't it work out? Maybe because she was just right for you
48:35What does that mean? Well claire was everything we ever looked for in a woman and that terrified you because inevitably she would have
48:42Left you and so of course you ran away. No, no, no. No, I I i'd left
48:48Claire because I discovered I had feelings for lana. You created feelings for lana who was extremely flawed
48:56So you'd have an excuse to leave claire, but I didn't need an excuse. I didn't love her. You didn't want to love her
49:03She was too good. And that's why you were afraid. All right, you're saying that i'm afraid of a good woman
49:09You're afraid of losing a good woman
49:13again
49:19So that's it
49:24All this works is to find out that I have a fear of rejection that's right
49:33So i'm alone
49:37Because i'm afraid to be alone
49:39You
49:45Don't feel too bad you always have us it's never
49:55That's it
49:58That's my problem you are always there
50:05I have carried you with me throughout
50:09every relationship
50:11on every date
50:13You'll pick apart the women I care about and you remind me how much it'll hurt if I open myself up
50:21You don't help me
50:23You hold me back
50:25How will I ever move forward?
50:28If I don't put you behind me
50:40So
50:53Hurry along daphne will miss the curtain. Yeah, and you know how strict they are about that at the cineplex
51:02Sorry
51:03I was rushing and I put my heel through the hem of my skirt so I had to put on another one. Oh, it looks nice
51:09Thanks, then the top didn't go so I changed it to this, but I couldn't wear this with the black brassiere
51:14So I had to change that which meant I had to change my knickers to match in case I go to the hospital
51:21You know coordinating undergarments with the mark of a lady and all that anyway, it's a long story I won't bore you. Yeah. Thanks
51:32Oh
51:35How are you dr. Crane actually i'm i'm fine
51:38Daphne
51:40In fact, my little retreat was just what this doctor ordered
51:44cleared my head
51:46Came to some conclusions
51:49So where are you guys off to? Oh, I just want to dance movies. You want to join us? I brought my itty bitty book light
51:55No, thanks you guys go ahead you'll be okay, won't you? Ah, yes, i'll be just fine
52:00No, why don't I just stay here keep you company? Oh, really? Yeah, i'm fine. You sure? Yes
52:06in fact, i'm
52:09I'm better than i've been in quite some time
52:12Mainly because of one very important thing. I learned great. Let's roll
52:24So
52:26So
52:49Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling tossed salads and scrambled eggs quite stylish
52:57And maybe I seem a bit confused
53:01Yeah, maybe but I got you pegged
53:06But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
53:15They're calling again
53:18Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is the boy to do?
53:26Seattle, we love you