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First broadcast 15th July 2005.

Jimmy Carr

Sean Lock
Dave Spikey
John Pohlhammer

Lee Mack
Janet Street-Porter
Paddy McGuinness
Trisha Goddard

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00:20Winner on 8 Out Of 10 Cats
00:23with the paternity test results,
00:25Trisha Goddard.
00:27He's back, it's Lee Mack.
00:30And their captain, Dave Spikey.
00:34And facing them tonight,
00:36done rambling, it's Janet Sweet-Porter.
00:40From Max & Patty, Patrick McGinnis.
00:44And their captain, John Locke.
00:48Get overly excited for your host, Jimmy Carr.
00:55Hello, and welcome to 8 Out Of 10 Cats,
00:58a show about opinion polls, surveys, and statistics.
01:01Did you know, for example,
01:0220% of Manchester's inner-city school kids
01:04have witnessed a violent crime.
01:0680% ain't saying nothing till they've seen their brief.
01:10One third of husbands would let their wives
01:12sleep with another man for a million pounds.
01:15A million pounds?
01:16For half that, I'll put on a wig and do it myself.
01:2013% of Americans believe some parts of the world
01:22are actually made of cheese.
01:24If you think that's scary,
01:25you don't want to know what President Bush
01:27thinks about the city of Philadelphia.
01:31Let's get started.
01:37What's the poll?
01:39That's the name of our first round.
01:41I'm going to show you five people
01:42who are all popular answers on the same poll.
01:44All our panellists have to do is tell me what's the poll.
01:47Here is your first person.
01:52Wow!
01:54Oh!
01:55Wow!
01:56Yes!
01:57Yes!
01:58Oh, yes!
02:01Jeremy Clarkson, of course.
02:02He looks a lot older than he is.
02:03Incredibly, he's gone from 0 to 60 in 45 years.
02:07What poll do you think he might have appeared on?
02:09Ugliest man in the world you wouldn't shag
02:11even if they were left on a desert island with you.
02:15Ah!
02:16I was just going to say that.
02:18Can you imagine him in bed?
02:20Ah!
02:21Ah!
02:22Ah!
02:25Somebody you'd most like to hit with a cricket bat.
02:28I say cricket bat, that's my weapon of choice.
02:30Pick your own weapon, isn't it?
02:31Obviously.
02:32I think he might be doing something with...
02:34Jeremy Clarkson is known...
02:35He's got a very long Biffins bridge, doesn't he?
02:38What's that?
02:40Biffins bridge.
02:42Stand up.
02:43Right.
02:44Right, because you've got quite a long one.
02:45You have your trousers.
02:46I've got quite a long one, thank you.
02:47He's just pulled his trousers off.
02:48Put your fingers on top of your trousers.
02:50Then get your other finger and go down.
02:52Like that.
02:53Keep going.
02:54Keep going.
02:55Keep going.
02:56That's your Biffins bridge.
02:57Now take your hand away.
02:58That's how long your Biffins bridge is.
03:00Why is it called a Biffins bridge?
03:01It's not your Biffins bridge.
03:03Ladies.
03:06Let's move on.
03:07So Jeremy Clarkson, we're not quite sure.
03:09The thing is, no-one understands the words he's on about.
03:10If you watch it, everyone's just completely confused.
03:12He says things like,
03:13if I said to you,
03:14she tapped for tango,
03:15you'd probably say,
03:16excessively keen,
03:17I'd say,
03:18has it got a cup holder
03:19and will it make birds touch me cock?
03:25Okay, let's have a look at the next person on the poll.
03:27Hip-hop and rap should be open to anybody.
03:29And that's like half of my challenge.
03:31You know,
03:32I don't see,
03:33everyone's like,
03:34you can't do this.
03:35And I'm like,
03:36well,
03:37I don't see why not.
03:38Do a strike pose.
03:39Let's not doze.
03:40Both don't care.
03:41And you wear the vert on the cover.
03:42Tell your brother,
03:43take a dagger and die.
03:45That was Victoria Aitken
03:47with her attempt at a rap career
03:49to illustrate posh people.
03:51So, Jeremy Clarkson and posh people.
03:52What poll do you think they might have appeared on?
03:54Is it people who know how to use a bidet?
03:58No, my mum,
03:59a couple of years ago,
04:00my mum got a new bathroom in
04:01and she said to me,
04:02Dad, I've just paid £100 extra
04:03for one of them things
04:04that you wash your bottom with.
04:05And he said,
04:06you paid £100 for a flannel?
04:10Is it people you never get tired of kicking?
04:15The thing about posh people,
04:16I hate it when they laugh.
04:17Horribly laugh.
04:18Do an imitation.
04:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:22Do common people laughing then.
04:25I'll try and make you laugh.
04:33Is it people that look or sound
04:36like Camilla Parker Bowles?
04:38He looks a bit like Camilla, doesn't he?
04:39He's got that sort of robustness.
04:41I find her attractive.
04:42Camilla Parker Bowles,
04:43you find her attractive?
04:44In what way?
04:45I'm thinking of Roddell.
04:49She's nice, actually.
04:50Have you met her?
04:51Yes, I have.
04:52I met Prince Charles once.
04:54He asked me,
04:55what does one do?
04:56And I explained the show
04:57and he said,
04:58what sort of people do you have on the show?
04:59And I said,
05:00oh, you know,
05:01the husband, the wife
05:02and the mistress.
05:07Let's have a look at the next person.
05:08Let's have a look at the next person.
05:13Outside Old Trafford,
05:14the celebrations were deafening.
05:17Manchester United
05:18are premiership champions again.
05:27So, posh people,
05:28Jeremy Clarkson
05:29and Manchester United.
05:30What pole might they have appeared on?
05:31Man United players
05:32are always getting done for speeding.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Clarkson's always going very fast.
05:35Unfortunately,
05:36not in the same direction forever.
05:39I once had an accident
05:41with a Man United player
05:43and it was quite a bad accident.
05:44The airbag saved us and all that
05:46and we were sat
05:47at the side of the road afterwards
05:48and pretty shaken up
05:49and I said to him,
05:50I've got a little bottle of whiskey
05:51in the glove compartment.
05:53He looked a bit concussed,
05:54looked really shaken
05:55and I said,
05:56have a swig of that?
05:57He said,
05:58you haven't any?
05:59I said,
06:00no, no, no, no,
06:01you get it down,
06:02you need it.
06:03Actually,
06:04talking of Man United players
06:05and speeding,
06:06do you remember when David Beckham
06:07was one of the most famous
06:08I've ever heard?
06:09He said,
06:10they asked him why he was speeding
06:11and he said,
06:12I was being followed by a photographer.
06:13Nowadays,
06:14they're called speed cameras.
06:17Is it to do with phone companies?
06:19What do you mean by phone companies?
06:20Well,
06:21Jeremy Clarkson
06:22does something for BT
06:23and Man United do Vodafone
06:25and?
06:26And not a god damn clue
06:27about the last one.
06:28And that is why you're wrong.
06:32Right,
06:33let's have a look at the next clip.
06:35Yes,
06:36fucking touch you
06:37and throw you through
06:38the fucking window.
06:40Rude,
06:41vile pig.
06:43Rude,
06:44vile pig.
06:48Yeah,
06:49we'd love to get out of Taiwan
06:50and get miserable
06:51with people like you.
06:52Pig.
06:54That was of course Elton John
06:55getting very angry
06:56with a Taiwanese photographer.
06:57What do you think
06:58they have in common?
06:59I thought that was
07:00his new chat show.
07:02Elton John
07:03has nothing better
07:04to go with him,
07:05has there?
07:06We're going to do a couple
07:07of bombing jokes,
07:08I suppose.
07:11Cut it out.
07:12That's why I'm not doing it.
07:13Cut it out.
07:14I'm not doing it.
07:15He's so desperate.
07:18He wasn't on a show
07:19where they eat kangaroo balls.
07:23Actually,
07:24to be fair to Patrick,
07:25what he said was
07:26I said,
07:27Elton,
07:28where's the comedy
07:29in Elton?
07:30And he said,
07:31we could do that.
07:32You wouldn't get any pleasure
07:33out of that, would you?
07:34I'm saying,
07:35fuck off.
07:36Do you know what?
07:37People actually have
07:38the gall to comment
07:39about my chat show.
07:40Have a look at this,
07:41would you?
07:42Luckily,
07:43we edit this.
07:50Is it anything
07:51to do with
07:52loving to hate them
07:53sort of thing?
07:54Like Man United,
07:55people love to hate them.
07:56It's to do with that.
07:57You're along the right lines.
07:58I'll just show you
07:59the last bit
08:00and I think
08:01you'll like it.
08:19Squeegee gangs there.
08:20A lot of people
08:21find them irritating,
08:22but at least
08:23it keeps them
08:24off the streets.
08:25People we hate.
08:26Who might hate them?
08:27Motorists.
08:28A type of motorist?
08:29A cyclist.
08:30Camp drivers
08:31you're not far off?
08:32White van drivers.
08:33Correct.
08:38They all appear
08:39on a survey
08:40of the pet hates
08:41of white van drivers.
08:42To be honest,
08:43it's a very long list.
08:44It includes everything,
08:45ever.
08:46With three exceptions.
08:47Bacon butties,
08:48brown sauce
08:49and knockers.
08:51So at the end of that round
08:52I can tell you
08:53that Dave,
08:54Tricia and Lee
08:55have one point.
08:56Sean, Janet and Patrick
08:57are yet to score.
08:59The next round is called
09:00the poll with a hole.
09:01We've looked through
09:02hundreds of surveys
09:03past and present
09:04from around the world
09:05and unearthed
09:06some fascinating facts.
09:07Unfortunately,
09:08each statistic is missing
09:09one salient piece of information
09:10so it's up to the panellists
09:11to fill in the gaps.
09:12This is from a survey
09:13featured in Women's Own
09:14from May of this year.
09:1593% of people
09:16who what
09:17are overweight.
09:18Watch Tricia.
09:20So how long have you
09:21been watching the show?
09:25I'll tell you,
09:26I do every day.
09:27Me,
09:28that's my favourite.
09:29Pregnant with twins,
09:30only sharing my brother's towel.
09:35Is it 93% of people
09:36who have a trough
09:37at home in the kitchen?
09:40Is it 93% of people
09:41who eat butchery?
09:43Is it 93% of people
09:44who eat butchery?
09:46Is it 93% of people
09:47who eat butchery
09:48Is it 93% of people
09:49who eat but don't poo?
09:52Is it 93% of people
09:53who appear on the
09:54ocean finance adverts?
09:57Have you seen that woman?
10:01There's large,
10:02there's extra large
10:03and there's oh my god
10:04it's coming towards us.
10:07We had a guy on our show
10:08who was,
10:09I think they called him
10:10a chubby chaser.
10:11He liked really,
10:12really huge women.
10:13A chubby chaser?
10:14I've always had issues with that.
10:15How much chasing
10:16is actually going on?
10:17It's pretty much
10:18gotcha.
10:21We should say that
10:22there are a lot of
10:23overweight people
10:24who are that way
10:25because they have
10:26personal problems
10:27in their life.
10:28Stop eating your
10:29fat bastards.
10:35Is it,
10:36who watch too much
10:37television?
10:38I'll give you that, yes.
10:4293% of people
10:43who watch more than
10:44two and a half hours
10:45of TV a day
10:4765% of circus
10:48performers are what?
10:50I think 65% of circus
10:51performers are covered
10:52in pie
10:54and wearing
10:55the wrong shoes.
10:58I went to a circus
10:59in East London
11:00about two years ago
11:01it's quite funny
11:02and one of the clowns
11:03forgot to turn
11:04his mobile off
11:05and he went off
11:06and it took him ages
11:07to find it because
11:08he's got those
11:09massive pockets.
11:10And the thing is
11:11the tune on his mobile
11:12was
11:14and he's reaching out
11:15and he got his mobile
11:16though switched off
11:17and the amazing thing was
11:18the way the other clowns
11:19reacted, they went
11:20mental at him.
11:21They started pouring
11:22water down his trousers
11:24they hit him with a ladder
11:26they were really overreacting
11:27rather than put a
11:28barrel over him
11:29and pushed him over
11:31total overreaction.
11:3365% of circus
11:35performers are not
11:36to be trusted.
11:38You sound bad actually
11:39at circus fun.
11:40Yeah and I don't
11:41want to talk about it.
11:43I've got a little puppet.
11:44Would you tell him?
11:46You look more like a puppet
11:47don't you?
11:50You look a bit like
11:51a ventriloquist dummy
11:52don't you?
11:53It's the hair really
11:54that gives it away.
11:55It's so neat and tidy
11:56it's unnatural.
11:58So 65% of circus
11:59performers are
12:00my hair looks like
12:01a dummy.
12:03That's your guess.
12:04Is it animals?
12:06That was a joke
12:07I'm being serious.
12:08I'm sorry
12:09I'm going to give you
12:10credit there.
12:11That was a word
12:12for credit.
12:19It's a good guess
12:20isn't it?
12:21It's come up with a
12:22bloody good guess.
12:23They're animals
12:24so they're not
12:25very entertaining
12:26generally.
12:27The clue is
12:28it's a survey done
12:29by the Catholic Herald.
12:30Catholic.
12:31Correct.
12:3665% of circus
12:37performers are
12:38Catholic.
12:39If you are a
12:40five foot tall
12:41clown married to
12:42a bearded lady
12:43living in a caravan
12:44I'm not sure
12:45the prayers are working.
12:46This is from a survey
12:47featured in the
12:48Times from April.
12:4977% of women
12:50believe they are what?
12:52Correct all of the time.
12:55Believe they are
12:56lucky
12:57to have
12:58a lovely husband
12:59two beautiful kids
13:00and a good butcher
13:01around the corner.
13:04Which century
13:05do you live in?
13:06She's living in
13:071950s
13:08or 2005.
13:09Come on ladies
13:10are good butchers.
13:11Ladies?
13:12Don't you
13:13lady me.
13:14I've just made up
13:15with him.
13:16I don't want to
13:17start a fight
13:18with you now.
13:19177% of most
13:20women think they're
13:21better off without
13:22the sad bastard
13:23they're living with.
13:27You're very close
13:28to always right.
13:29Always right in an
13:30argument.
13:31Why are they
13:32always right?
13:33Because we're
13:34more intelligent.
13:35A specific part
13:36of intelligence.
13:37Intuitively.
13:38Yes.
13:3977% of women
13:40believe they are
13:41highly intuitive.
13:42What that actually
13:43means is 77%
13:44of men are
13:45appallingly bad
13:46liars.
13:47So at the end
13:48of that round
13:49Dave, Tricia and
13:50Lee have two points.
13:51Sean, Janet and
13:52Patrick have three
13:53points.
13:54Join me after the
13:55break where amongst
13:56other things we'll
13:57reveal the world's
13:58most baffling
13:59unexplained mystery.
14:01Welcome back to
14:028 Out of 10 Cats.
14:03Our next round is
14:04face-off.
14:05Our teams have
14:06six well-known
14:07faces in front of
14:08them.
14:09Jesus, George W.
14:10Bush, Charlotte
14:11Church, Siegfried and
14:12Roy, the Queen and
14:13Spider-Man.
14:14We asked the
14:15British public to
14:16rank these people
14:17in a series of
14:18questions.
14:19All our teams have
14:20to do is guess
14:21who came top.
14:22Dave, we asked
14:23the public whose
14:24diary would you
14:25most like to
14:26read?
14:27Who got the
14:28most votes?
14:29George, Bush's
14:30would be good,
14:31wouldn't it?
14:32Yeah.
14:33Invaded Iraq, it
14:34was nice.
14:35Had an ice cream,
14:36it was nice.
14:37Jesus's would be
14:38good, because he
14:39died on the Friday
14:40and rose on the
14:41Sunday, right?
14:42But it was like,
14:43because it was
14:44Easter, it was a
14:45bank holiday
14:46weekend.
14:47Now, I've had
14:48some bank holiday
14:49weekends where I've
14:50woke up in a cave
14:51and I'm not
14:52going to be...
14:53It would be great
14:54to get hold of it
14:55the week before
14:56the last supper,
14:57just see if he
14:58has it.
14:59Went fishing,
15:00Wednesday, made
15:01a blind man's
15:02seed, took Mary
15:03up the Casbah,
15:04Judas throwing
15:05his money about.
15:06Well...
15:07I'd like to read
15:08the White Lion's
15:09diary in Siegfried
15:10and Roy.
15:11Got up,
15:12ate a nutter.
15:13Which one
15:14got eaten?
15:15Eh?
15:16Was it Siegfried
15:17or Roy?
15:18He didn't get
15:19eaten, did he?
15:20He got bit.
15:21When it happened,
15:22the majority of
15:23people in the world
15:24went...
15:25I know one bloke
15:26who went...
15:28Whose diary
15:29would the public
15:30most like to read?
15:31Going with Jesus.
15:33Sean,
15:34what do you think?
15:35I think the Queen
15:36should be interesting
15:37because you can find
15:38what she really
15:39thinks about her
15:40useless kids.
15:41Does she keep
15:42the diary,
15:43do we know?
15:44She probably
15:45doesn't need to
15:46because everything
15:47she does is
15:48in the papers.
15:49Can we vote
15:50for the Queen then?
15:51Sean,
15:52are you fine
15:53with that?
15:54The Queen,
15:55yeah, yeah,
15:5610% of the vote.
15:58So Dave still
15:59gets a point there.
16:00Sean,
16:01Patrick and Janet,
16:02who would you
16:03choose to make
16:04your best man speech?
16:05Spider-Man.
16:06Not for the speech,
16:07for the entrance.
16:09Wouldn't want Jesus
16:10as your best man
16:11because the stag night
16:12would be shit,
16:13wouldn't it?
16:14How's he going to
16:15go on with a ring?
16:24Sean,
16:25who would you
16:26choose to be
16:27your best man speech?
16:28Spider-Man.
16:29I think he'd be
16:30good as Spider-Man.
16:31He'd be a better best man
16:32than an usher
16:33showing people
16:34bride and groom,
16:35groom,
16:36sorry.
16:38Where's the bride's
16:39father?
16:42The thing with
16:43Spider-Man is
16:44Spider-Man,
16:45Superman,
16:46Batman,
16:47all the fancy powers,
16:48what happened
16:49with Elephant-Man?
16:50What were all those?
16:53He didn't even
16:55know.
16:56OK, who would you
16:57choose to do
16:58your best man speech?
16:59Dave?
17:00Bush.
17:01I can tell you
17:02that George W. Bush
17:03got 10% of the vote.
17:0410%?
17:05Spider-Man got 28%.
17:06We should have
17:07gone for Jesus.
17:08But Jesus was
17:09the number one answer
17:10so Sean gets
17:11the points there.
17:12Yes, the top answer
17:13there was Jesus.
17:14He would of course
17:15tell the parable
17:16of the humble fisherman
17:17who got arseholed
17:18in Amsterdam
17:19and woke up
17:20handcuffed to a hooker.
17:21OK, Sean,
17:22who would be
17:23the fattest
17:24on Tricia?
17:25Who's the fattest?
17:33What happens
17:34on Tricia?
17:35You've never seen the show?
17:36No.
17:37I've seen a bit of it
17:38but I was cycling
17:39past a shop
17:40at the time
17:41and it's just like...
17:42This is exactly where
17:43people talk about
17:44their problems
17:45and while we're at it
17:46what is it that you do?
17:49I can't believe
17:50there's a round
17:51when Janet isn't involved.
17:53I think where you go wrong
17:54with Tricia is...
17:56When it comes on
17:57you put like
17:58across the bottom
17:59what the programme's
18:00all about.
18:01If it's not
18:02my daughter wants to be
18:03a stripper
18:04he gets flicked off.
18:06Who would be
18:07the best guest on Tricia?
18:08What do you think, Sean?
18:09Charlotte Church.
18:10What is that?
18:11Just read the papers
18:12my friend.
18:13It's all there.
18:14So you've gone for
18:15Charlotte Church?
18:16Yeah.
18:17Who are you going to go for?
18:18Jesus.
18:19I never knew my father.
18:24Queen would be pretty good.
18:25Disfunctional family.
18:26Blimey.
18:27That would be a series
18:28in itself.
18:29Well there is a rumour
18:30going round that
18:31the Queen can fire
18:32ping pong balls
18:33out of her fanny.
18:34There is?
18:35Isn't there?
18:36If it's the
18:37Tricia show
18:38I've been watching.
18:39Okay, so
18:40you've gone for
18:41the Queen
18:42you went for
18:43Charlotte Church.
18:44I can tell you
18:45Charlotte Church
18:46got 25% of the vote
18:47but the Queen
18:48was the top answer
18:49with 39% of the vote.
18:50Yes!
18:52Presumably the headline
18:53would be
18:54Help me Tricia
18:55my son married a horse.
18:56Okay, well I can tell you
18:57at the end of that
18:58Dave, Tricia and Lee
18:59have four points
19:00Sean, Janet and Patrick
19:01have five points.
19:02And the winner is
19:03is the name of
19:04our final round.
19:05I'm going to give
19:06the teams a series
19:07of opinion polls
19:08and it's up to them
19:09to buzz in and tell me
19:10who or what
19:11they think came top.
19:12Okay, this is from
19:13a Morgan Stanley survey
19:14March 2004.
19:15And the winner is
19:16is the name of
19:17our final round.
19:18I'm going to give
19:19the teams a series
19:20of opinion polls
19:21and it's up to them
19:22to buzz in and tell me
19:23who or what
19:24they think came top.
19:25Okay, this is from
19:26a Morgan Stanley survey
19:27March 2004.
19:28Worst things
19:29about shopping.
19:30Is it being recognised
19:31by adoring fans?
19:32I got recognised
19:33today in Dickson's.
19:34A member of staff
19:35came up to me
19:36and went
19:37hey you're that
19:38mad bloke
19:39off the telly.
19:40I went that's me.
19:41Anyway, no
19:42you're that mad bloke
19:43off the telly.
19:44Is it when you get
19:45you know
19:46you've got a shopping list
19:47and you get things
19:48in the wrong order?
19:50No.
19:51Idiot.
19:53You know when you
19:54one of the worst things
19:55is when you go to
19:56the supermarket
19:57and you go in
19:58and you see a couple
19:59straight away
20:00who you only vaguely know
20:01and dislike a little bit
20:02from a party
20:03about six months ago
20:04and then you meet them
20:05on every bloody aisle
20:06and you've got to
20:07acknowledge them.
20:08You've got to
20:09something like
20:10beans.
20:11But you know
20:12when you get behind
20:13a woman
20:14and she's got a big
20:15trolley like that
20:16and it comes up
20:17and she goes
20:18Right.
20:19There's me puss.
20:20You've not got your puss
20:21out you dorsy co.
20:22Has that come as
20:23some sort of surprise
20:24to you?
20:25You've both paid.
20:26What is it with them?
20:27Just have your
20:28money ready.
20:30Queuing at the till.
20:31Correct.
20:35This is from a
20:36Harris poll
20:37from May 2005.
20:38What men look for
20:39in a male friend.
20:40I think it changes
20:41doesn't it when you're younger
20:42it's different things
20:43like Dave Osborne
20:44I used to like
20:45hang around with him
20:46because his dad built
20:47a house for his
20:48sexy mum.
20:49Tree house
20:50not very interested
20:51and she's about 65
20:52so I go around
20:53with some of them.
20:57Sorry about that Dave
20:58but it's true.
21:00I think men
21:01look for
21:02ugliness
21:03so when women
21:04meet them with
21:05their friends
21:06it's not as bad
21:07as all that.
21:08He's got this
21:09really ugly friend.
21:10Janet is right.
21:11I know that for a fact
21:12and if you don't
21:13believe me
21:14ask my best mate
21:15Jimmy.
21:16Bit of banter.
21:17Bit of banter.
21:18You are along
21:19the right line.
21:20Good sense of humour.
21:21Correct.
21:26This is from a
21:27poll featured
21:28in the Daily Mail
21:29from March 2005.
21:30What is the world's
21:31most baffling
21:32unexplained mystery?
21:33Oh that's easy.
21:34How Michael Winner
21:35gets women in bed.
21:37He's got to stand
21:38a stair lift.
21:42I saw an advert
21:43for stair lifts
21:44the other day
21:45to get people
21:46in to buy one
21:47and they said
21:48and when you don't
21:49need it anymore
21:50we'll buy it back off you.
21:51Which basically means
21:52when you're dead.
21:53Here's the answer
21:54to this question
21:55why has Robbie Williams
21:56been so successful?
21:57Will someone tell
21:58Robbie Williams
21:59that this does not
22:00constitute entertainment?
22:06Let's hear you.
22:07It's like yeah
22:08it's 40 quid again Robbie.
22:09Any chance
22:10you could sing it?
22:12Why I'm not running bread?
22:14I wouldn't call it baffling.
22:17Or a mystery.
22:20Is it Loch Ness?
22:21Yes it is.
22:24Yes the world's
22:25most baffling
22:26unexplained mystery
22:27is the hunt for
22:28the Loch Ness Monster
22:29or as it's known
22:30in Scotland
22:31the weather shit
22:32we need something
22:33to bring in the
22:34touristness monster.
22:35Well that sound
22:36tells me it's the end
22:37of the round
22:38and the end of the game
22:39which means the
22:40winner has 8 points
22:41but Sean is the
22:42winner with 8 points.
22:45Thanks to all our
22:46panellists
22:47our wonderful
22:48studio audience
22:49and all of you
22:50for watching at home.
22:51That's it from us
22:52goodnight.
22:55Well next up
22:56Live
22:57you've been voting
22:58and now the housemates
22:59have the power
23:00to decide.
23:01Watch it all
23:02unfold as it happens
23:03Big Brother.
23:10Thank you.