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00:00:25On my own

00:00:27Tell me baby, tell me baby

00:00:29What you gonna do baby

00:00:31Tell me pretty baby

00:00:32Cause I'm still in love with you

00:00:34Come back

00:00:36Baby

00:00:38Come back

00:00:39Don't you come back to me

00:00:41Come back

00:00:42Baby

00:00:43Don't you come back to me

00:00:45Come back

00:00:47Baby

00:00:49Don't you come back to me

00:00:51Come back

00:00:53Baby

00:00:55Don't you come back to me

00:00:57Baby

00:00:59Don't you come back to me

00:01:01Baby

00:01:03Don't you come back to me

00:01:05Baby

00:01:07Don't you come back to me

00:01:09Baby

00:01:11Don't you come back to me

00:01:13Baby

00:01:15Baby

00:01:17Baby

00:01:19Baby

00:01:21Yeah! The Five of Ferdinando are dynamite!

00:01:25Is it the alcohol?

00:01:27Yeah!

00:01:29Hey, we want to celebrate the guys' shots, not yours.

00:01:33Anyway, I want to talk about what you did this afternoon.

00:01:37You know, today you played as I've always asked you to.

00:01:42You left everything you had on that field.

00:01:45And when I heard that last whistle,

00:01:47Ehhhh!

00:01:48You were champions.

00:01:50Now promise me something.

00:01:52I want you to play in life,

00:01:54like you played today in that game.

00:01:56So that when the last whistle of your life goes off,

00:01:59Ehhhh!

00:02:02Don't regret anything.

00:02:04For the coach!

00:02:06Yeah!

00:02:12You're my first champions, my first champions.

00:02:15Keep it up.

00:02:17Time to die!

00:02:19No!

00:02:22I'm the best agent in Hollywood,

00:02:24and I'm very upset.

00:02:26I'm going to take Brad Pitt out of your movie.

00:02:28And I'm going to take Julia Roberts out.

00:02:30I don't care, Sandy.

00:02:32That's right, you need to calm down.

00:02:35Have a good 4th of July.

00:02:36I love you too.

00:02:37What's up, kids?

00:02:39Hey, Greggy, Katie.

00:02:43Have you heard of a game called Snakes and Ladders?

00:02:46Very interesting.

00:02:47I used to play it when I was a kid.

00:02:49Now, it's about taking a ball,

00:02:51and moving it.

00:02:52If you fall down a ladder,

00:02:54then you go up the ladder.

00:02:55If it's a snake,

00:02:56you slide down and start again.

00:02:58Yeah, what's up?

00:02:59Does the winner get a corpinho?

00:03:01Yeah, that game sounds tedious.

00:03:03No, I assure you it's great.

00:03:05My friends and I played in the winter.

00:03:07We went down to the basement with cups of chocolate.

00:03:09I want to drink chocolate now.

00:03:11Hey, Rita!

00:03:13Rita!

00:03:15Send her a text.

00:03:16She's washing her clothes.

00:03:18Hey, yesterday we were at the Spielbergs' house.

00:03:20They have a 50-inch TV.

00:03:22I want one.

00:03:23You know what?

00:03:24When you get older, I'll give you one.

00:03:26And what's this about?

00:03:28I don't understand.

00:03:29They're on a cruise,

00:03:30and they cut people's heads off with a saw?

00:03:32Oh, and you can drown them.

00:03:34Oh, you can drown them.

00:03:35I get it.

00:03:36Granny overboard.

00:03:38The phone's ringing!

00:03:40I could drink apple tea for my throat.

00:03:43Don't send texts to the babysitter.

00:03:45You know it's rude to send texts to the babysitter?

00:03:47Just get up and look for her.

00:03:48Why? You always do it.

00:03:50I do it for my job.

00:03:51To earn a lot and pay for your texts.

00:03:53Here's everything.

00:03:54Hot chocolate.

00:03:55Who called, Rita?

00:03:57Sorry, Mr. Feder.

00:03:58I don't know.

00:03:59Becky answered.

00:04:00It's okay.

00:04:01No, no, no.

00:04:02Thanks for doing that.

00:04:03What happened, Rita?

00:04:04This isn't Godiva.

00:04:05Are you trying to poison me?

00:04:06Oh, dear God.

00:04:07Go back to the texts.

00:04:08I don't want to hear that again.

00:04:11What the hell is going on here?

00:04:14What's that?

00:04:15What happened?

00:04:16It can't be.

00:04:18I didn't want to do it.

00:04:19It was an accident.

00:04:20It doesn't matter.

00:04:21Are you okay?

00:04:22What were you doing?

00:04:23I was trying to use the ship.

00:04:25The ship?

00:04:26What's the ship?

00:04:27The ship in the car.

00:04:28To ask a question.

00:04:29It's the navigation system, dummy.

00:04:31Shh.

00:04:32Calm down.

00:04:33A man called.

00:04:34He said your friend, coach Timbrez, went to heaven.

00:04:36He was trying to find heaven for you at the ship station.

00:04:39So you can visit him.

00:04:46Who's your friend, huh?

00:04:48Coach Timbrez was a very special person in my life.

00:04:52He's terrible.

00:04:54Okay, go drink chocolate with the kids.

00:04:57Are you sure you're okay?

00:05:05Eric, honey.

00:05:06It's your mom.

00:05:10Oh, my God.

00:05:11Eric, Eric, are you okay?

00:05:15Help me.

00:05:16Eric, stay with your dad.

00:05:18Stay with your dad.

00:05:19What's going on?

00:05:20Oh, my God.

00:05:21Yes.

00:05:22What happened?

00:05:23Hi, Mom.

00:05:24Hi, Mom.

00:05:25Hi, Mom.

00:05:26Well, I'll see you there.

00:05:27Okay.

00:05:28Hi.

00:05:29Is something wrong?

00:05:30Yes, everything is fine.

00:05:31We'll talk later.

00:05:32Okay.

00:05:33Hey, hey.

00:05:34I made the pumpkin with risotto we saw with Timbrez.

00:05:37I made the pumpkin with risotto we saw with Timbrez

00:05:39in his summer season special.

00:05:41It's horrible, Mom.

00:05:42It's an animal run over.

00:05:44Diane, can you hear me?

00:05:45Can you hear me?

00:05:46You have to do something.

00:05:47Listen, kids.

00:05:48You know your dad works hard to keep the house clean

00:05:51and he puts three meals on the table every day.

00:05:53Understood?

00:05:55Besides, I bought a pizza.

00:05:59Thank God.

00:06:00You know what?

00:06:02Diane, eat your pizza.

00:06:04Eat your pizza.

00:06:05You broke my heart.

00:06:06You broke my heart.

00:06:09I think it's in his days of the month.

00:06:13How sad, son.

00:06:16Who does the funeral arrangements?

00:06:19His niece must be devastated.

00:06:22Hey, is that girl sexy?

00:06:24Don't make me lose my patience, Marcus.

00:06:26The juice.

00:06:29What?

00:06:31Hey, if I don't go to the funeral,

00:06:34tell the police it was Arlene, the waitress.

00:06:38No, thanks for calling.

00:06:40Yeah, I'll see you there.

00:06:42Bye.

00:06:47The coach is dead.

00:06:50His funeral is on Friday.

00:06:54I don't think I can go alone.

00:06:57Do you want to come with me?

00:06:59Of course.

00:07:01I'll give you my cataract surgery.

00:07:04You're my ideal lady.

00:07:06Now I'll take you to a world of serene relaxation.

00:07:28Now try to act normally.

00:07:30What's wrong with your glasses?

00:07:31I don't want a reason to be called...

00:07:33Hollywood!

00:07:36Hi, here you are.

00:07:37Lord McKenzie.

00:07:38Hi.

00:07:39And the whole McKenzie clan.

00:07:40Hi.

00:07:41Hi, Lenny.

00:07:42Really?

00:07:43My wife is over there.

00:07:45Hey, this butt keeps growing.

00:07:48It's getting bigger every day.

00:07:50Jenny, you're just like Michael Vick

00:07:52if you were a bulimic friend.

00:07:55They slipped.

00:07:56Hi, Roxanne.

00:07:57I don't know if you remember me.

00:07:58I was at your wedding and I danced on the table all night, Diane.

00:08:01McKenzie.

00:08:02Of course, Diane.

00:08:05Hi.

00:08:06Oh, look, you're radiant.

00:08:08You look beautiful with your pregnancy.

00:08:11What the hell are you talking about?

00:08:17It's a joke.

00:08:18Oh, wow.

00:08:19You should see your face.

00:08:22Look at the boy, Lenny Fader.

00:08:24Mama Ronsoni is huge.

00:08:25Yes.

00:08:26Here is a beautiful piece of ham and it's very successful.

00:08:30Come on, give mom a kiss.

00:08:34I want to kiss your cheek.

00:08:37That's it.

00:08:38The hat touched my eye, but I'm fine.

00:08:41Hey, how's your son-in-law?

00:08:42I heard he's the master of the house.

00:08:44My daughter breaks her back all day to pay bills

00:08:47and the doll does the sewing.

00:08:49I don't know how you can talk to me like that

00:08:51when you look like Idi Amin with a propeller in his head.

00:08:54Oh, how cute he is.

00:08:55Roxanne, she's my mother.

00:08:56Hi, Mama Ronsoni.

00:08:58It's a pleasure to meet you.

00:08:59I'm Lenny's son's wife.

00:09:00Oh, what a beautiful girl you got, Lenny.

00:09:04Oh, yes, she's so beautiful.

00:09:06Yes?

00:09:07I see.

00:09:11Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:09:12I didn't tell you to turn off that phone, Greg.

00:09:14Yes, but it's my masseuse.

00:09:15What?

00:09:16No, no, no, no.

00:09:17No cell phones.

00:09:18Wait, no cell phones?

00:09:19Then I'm leaving.

00:09:20Ignore him, honey.

00:09:21Who's ready for his funeral?

00:09:24Sorry, death is strange to me.

00:09:26How are you, Mackenzie?

00:09:27Hi.

00:09:28Hey, what soft hands.

00:09:29Do you still use palm oil?

00:09:30Hi, Lenny.

00:09:31I thought you were going to exercise.

00:09:33What are you talking about?

00:09:34Are you fat?

00:09:35No.

00:09:36Hey, this is good news.

00:09:38I always wanted to represent you.

00:09:39You're the third twin, Olsen.

00:09:41Calm down.

00:09:42Hey, are they your children?

00:09:44And who's that girl?

00:09:45She's not a babysitter, is she?

00:09:46No, no, no.

00:09:47She's a friend of ours from China.

00:09:50Oh, yes.

00:09:51Not from that website.

00:09:52No, no, no, no.

00:09:53She's an exchange student that my wife took to the house.

00:09:57Oh, she likes girls.

00:09:59How nice.

00:10:00Hollywood.

00:10:01He's lucky.

00:10:02I always thought something like that.

00:10:03All right.

00:10:04Hi.

00:10:05Hi, Dad.

00:10:06Hi, son.

00:10:07Hi.

00:10:08Do you have a Cadillac?

00:10:09That's the trend.

00:10:10Hey, you put on more weight than me.

00:10:12Now you use Copa B?

00:10:15Pretty girls, do you catch what they say in the neighborhood?

00:10:19Nice car.

00:10:20Do you sell furniture and crack?

00:10:21Please.

00:10:22I'm the owner of Brunchville Furniture.

00:10:24I'm the boss.

00:10:25What did you expect, friends?

00:10:26They're dad's friends.

00:10:27I see you brought your mom this time.

00:10:29That's right.

00:10:30It's like saying hi to an eagle.

00:10:31I'll see you later.

00:10:34It can't be.

00:10:35He's the beloved captain of the ship Melodrama.

00:10:38I'll take advantage of this.

00:10:40Say hello.

00:10:42Hey.

00:10:43Hello.

00:10:44What a sad circumstance.

00:10:45I know, I know.

00:10:46It's sad.

00:10:47Nice to see you.

00:10:48Well, the bell is already ringing for the team from heaven.

00:10:50It's true.

00:10:51Do you have Will?

00:10:52Pedro Pistolas?

00:10:53Dr. J?

00:10:54Yes, Dr. J is still alive.

00:10:57Type A people?

00:10:58Yes.

00:10:59Yes.

00:11:00You look good.

00:11:01It's like...

00:11:02If Elvis, with a big cup, was in front of me.

00:11:05Well, I don't say jokes at funerals because it's disrespectful.

00:11:08But if it's part of your mourning process, I'll accept it.

00:11:11Oh, how kind.

00:11:13Do you like fingers?

00:11:16Hey, Roxanne.

00:11:18Rob, who I always talk to you about?

00:11:20Of course.

00:11:21The boy who came to puberty at 19, right?

00:11:25It was our secret.

00:11:27Yes.

00:11:28And she must be your mother.

00:11:30My wife.

00:11:32I'm sorry.

00:11:33Hi.

00:11:34I'm Gloria.

00:11:35Nice to meet you.

00:11:36Your design line is beautiful.

00:11:40And I love your handkerchiefs.

00:11:43You'll tie me up with them later.

00:11:47It's not a game.

00:11:51Disgusting.

00:11:53What long tongues.

00:11:58Let's go inside.

00:11:59Let's go inside.

00:12:02Those two.

00:12:03Hi, guys.

00:12:04Kisses from there.

00:12:06Sit here.

00:12:07Sit here.

00:12:08I'm going to say hi to Lenny.

00:12:09No, honey.

00:12:10Hi, Lenny.

00:12:11How are you?

00:12:12I heard a rumor that they rented the house next to the lake for us for the whole weekend.

00:12:18It's a dream come true.

00:12:20We had to rent it for the weekend, but we won't stay because we have to go to Milan tomorrow for Roxanne's fashion show.

00:12:26Oh, don't tell me.

00:12:27It's a shame.

00:12:28Oh, but they'll have a lot of fun in Milan, you know?

00:12:30J-Lo and Marc Anthony were there a year ago and it's very close to Lake Como, where George Clooney has a villa.

00:12:36I read too many magazines.

00:12:37What can I tell you?

00:12:38So what?

00:12:39I'm sorry.

00:12:40Sorry.

00:12:41I'm just paying.

00:12:42Well, it's a shame, right?

00:12:43And Tom Cruise was there too.

00:12:45Yes, yes.

00:12:46I'm sorry.

00:12:47Thanks for letting me know.

00:12:48What?

00:12:49I don't understand why you rented it for the whole weekend.

00:12:51It's paid for because it's a holiday.

00:12:53They don't rent it for a night.

00:12:55So your friends will celebrate the weekend and you'll be in old Milan?

00:12:58Yes.

00:12:59How nice of you.

00:13:00We are both.

00:13:01It's your money too, isn't it?

00:13:02Yes, it's your money.

00:13:03It's his and it's mine.

00:13:04Put it in a stack and distribute it.

00:13:06What a nice hat.

00:13:07It evokes death in this place.

00:13:08Sorry, I'm nervous.

00:13:09It's a funeral and I feel weird.

00:13:15There he is.

00:13:16Joe Hollywood.

00:13:18The important agent.

00:13:20Do you think he represents Hulk Hogan?

00:13:23I don't think so.

00:13:25He's not important, is he?

00:13:28By the way, if anyone asks, Rita is an exchange student.

00:13:35Andre!

00:13:37I think I sat on your device.

00:13:40Now I know what happened to the fish tank.

00:13:44Coach Robert, the Ferdinand stamp, was a professional caretaker.

00:13:48And what a wonderful word to describe his devotion to others.

00:13:52He was interested in people.

00:13:55When Robert found out his time was coming,

00:13:57he told me he wanted a man in particular to say a few words in memory of him.

00:14:02So I ask Lenny Fader to come up here.

00:14:07Yes, that's right.

00:14:13I'm sorry, I'm not prepared.

00:14:15I feel very honored that the coach asked me to do this,

00:14:20but I also feel bad because I hadn't seen him in a long time.

00:14:26He always wanted me to come to the city to see him.

00:14:29I was focused on my business.

00:14:32I'm sorry.

00:14:33I understand that the 1978 San Marcos team

00:14:36was the only champion team the coach had.

00:14:39And that's very impressive, to judge by the talent we offered.

00:14:46Besides, believe it or not,

00:14:48Robbie and Marcus were smaller in 1978.

00:14:53Yes, but they had a talent you didn't share.

00:14:55They knew how to pass the ball.

00:14:58I think someone has to learn to share fried chicken.

00:15:03It's a game, it's a game.

00:15:05We say goodbye to a part of our lives, everyone's.

00:15:08You inspired us, everyone present.

00:15:12And I hope we live just like you.

00:15:16Without regrets is when life gives its last chime.

00:15:22So let's bow our heads in silence.

00:15:26Ave Maria,

00:15:34grazia plena.

00:15:37It had to end after you.

00:15:40This is crazy.

00:15:41Yes.

00:15:43I bet you five that you're going to face a knee.

00:15:46Done.

00:15:47Yes.

00:15:48Maria,

00:15:50grazia plena.

00:15:55Ave,

00:15:58ave dominus,

00:16:04dominum seco.

00:16:09Benedicta tu in murileibus,

00:16:16nove mori...

00:16:30Madura, quieres?

00:16:31Ay, míralo ahora.

00:16:33Ay, no te enfades, Robbie.

00:16:37¿Y qué te parece la mujer de Rock?

00:16:39¿Nos alegramos por él?

00:16:40Ay, no puede ser.

00:16:41¿La que parece abuela?

00:16:42No, por favor, es bonita.

00:16:44Es como un hombre con peluca.

00:16:46Sí, exacto.

00:16:47Tienes razón.

00:16:48Sí, cierto.

00:16:49Cuando Ben Franklin volaba esa cometa y tenía esa llave,

00:16:53era de su departamento.

00:16:54Ah, muy bien.

00:16:56Sí, eso fue muy bueno.

00:16:58Pero debo decir que él parece muy enamorado.

00:17:00Sí, sí, pero también se enamoró de las primeras tres,

00:17:02la infiel, la golpeadora y la tragónica.

00:17:04Sí, su problema es que se enamora demasiado y muy rápido.

00:17:07Y luego un día se despierta y todo se vuelve feo.

00:17:10¿Café, señor Fader?

00:17:12No, no, no, estoy bien, estoy bien.

00:17:14Y gracias, qué gentil eres al ofrecerte a traerme café.

00:17:17Solo bébelo, ya sabes, mientras estudias en la iglesia.

00:17:21En su texto me pedía café.

00:17:23Decía que quería que bebieras café y estudiaras.

00:17:25Así que estudia.

00:17:26Tus libros, en la iglesia.

00:17:28Adelante.

00:17:29Gracias, Rita.

00:17:30Sí.

00:17:36Mami, quiero leche.

00:17:38Ah, sí, ángel, ven aquí.

00:17:40Te daré un poco.

00:17:43Despacio, hijo.

00:17:45Con calma, te dolerá el estómago.

00:17:50Tu hijo es tan lindo.

00:17:51Sí.

00:17:52¿Qué edad tiene?

00:17:54Tiene 48 meses.

00:17:56Cuatro años.

00:17:58Sí.

00:17:59Quería destetarlo hace un año, pero le gusta mucho

00:18:02y no nos gusta decirle que no.

00:18:04Oye, hija, ¿quieres usar un tenedor, por favor?

00:18:08No.

00:18:09No.

00:18:10No.

00:18:11No.

00:18:12No.

00:18:13Creo que no le llegó el mensaje.

00:18:35Oiga, déjenme ese lugar.

00:18:36Oye, hay que respetar al Cadillac.

00:18:39Qué bueno que vieron tu alcancía.

00:18:41Oye.

00:18:42Hola.

00:18:43Hola.

00:18:44Wow.

00:18:45Baje.

00:18:46Sí.

00:18:47Vamos, vamos.

00:18:48El auto de Rob también tiene copete.

00:18:50Es linda.

00:18:51Solo por una noche.

00:18:52¿Sí?

00:18:53¿Resistirás?

00:18:55Oye, ¿qué hace esa máquina?

00:18:57Se deshace de los insectos.

00:18:58¿A dónde los lleva?

00:19:00Al infierno.

00:19:01No digas eso, Higgins.

00:19:02Lo lamento, no hay más lejos.

00:19:04Les da una descarga eléctrica para que así se duerman

00:19:08eléctricamente.

00:19:09¿Los electrocuta?

00:19:10No, no, no.

00:19:11Pero ellos se mueren.

00:19:12¿Los está matando?

00:19:13No.

00:19:14Oye, no.

00:19:15No, no es no, ¿sí?

00:19:17Déjame apagarlo.

00:19:20Todo en orden, lo prometo, ¿ves?

00:19:22Mira este insecto.

00:19:24Sigue dormido.

00:19:25Está muerto.

00:19:27Oh, un columpio.

00:19:30Ahora ya sé que haré el fin de semana.

00:19:34Ahora está muerto.

00:19:36Bienvenidos todos a 1978, la casa del lago.

00:19:40No la recordaba tan grande.

00:19:42Estupendo.

00:19:43Esta es mi cocina.

00:19:45Es lo que quiero.

00:19:46No abre la cocina.

00:19:47Lenny, muchas gracias.

00:19:48Nosotros lo habríamos hecho.

00:19:50Márganos.

00:19:52Por favor, ¿quieres complacerme?

00:19:54Es hermosa.

00:19:55Esto es como un campamento, papá.

00:19:57Como un episodio de Lost.

00:19:59Hija, no debes golpear eso.

00:20:01Pero me gusta tocarlo así.

00:20:03No está bien, no está bien.

00:20:04Escuchen todos, asignemos habitaciones.

00:20:06De hecho, ya hice un mapa para asignarlas.

00:20:09Me tomé la libertad de reservar la que tiene la cama de agua

00:20:11para Gloria y para mí.

00:20:14Nadarás de espaldas esta noche.

00:20:17Quiero nadar con ustedes esta noche.

00:20:19Hoy, hija, en realidad no iremos a nadar.

00:20:21Quise decir que.

00:20:22No, está bien.

00:20:23Ella no necesita saber de qué hablas.

00:20:24Yo no sé de qué hablas.

00:20:25Yo sé de qué habla.

00:20:28En fin, hay que volver a las asignaciones.

00:20:30Rob, ¿tal vez quieres enseñarnos todo?

00:20:32Sí, hagamos un recorrido.

00:20:33Gloria trataba de ser gentil.

00:20:34Yo necesito estar cerca de un baño.

00:20:36¿Por qué la abuela puede ir a nadar y yo no?

00:20:38Si sale una joven carga.

00:20:41Bien, esta es la importante.

00:20:43La habitación principal.

00:20:44¿Y sabes qué?

00:20:45¿Sabes qué, Lenny?

00:20:46Lenny debería usarla.

00:20:47No, no, no, cariño, cariño.

00:20:49Ven, déjasela a los niños.

00:20:51Es divertido para ellos estar juntos y hacer cosas de niños.

00:20:54Ven, ven, vayan, compártanla, compártan la habitación.

00:20:57Sí, sí, es mejor.

00:21:00Vamos a tener mucho con qué jugar y divertirnos.

00:21:04Estoy feliz.

00:21:05Oye, papá, ¿qué es la caja grande que está detrás del

00:21:07televisor?

00:21:09Es el resto del televisor.

00:21:11Es que no siempre hubo pantallas planas.

00:21:14Wow, este vejestorio tiene siglos.

00:21:18Sí, muy raro.

00:21:19Quiero una habitación con calefacción.

00:21:21Es verano, hay como 35 grados aquí.

00:21:23Tenías que decirlo.

00:21:25Tengo juanetes.

00:21:26¿Sabe?

00:21:27De hecho, se hace una compresa usando maíz y hierbas.

00:21:29Solo dice cereal.

00:21:30El maíz es cereal, amigos.

00:21:31Sí, pero él dice maíz porque se oye como algo místico.

00:21:33Exacto.

00:21:34A mí me gustó como lo dijo.

00:21:35Maíz.

00:21:36Maíz.

00:21:37Maíz.

00:21:38Maíz.

00:21:39Maíz.

00:21:40Es fantástico, sí.

00:21:41Es lo maísimo.

00:21:42Maíz.

00:21:43Lo esparzo sobre una tela, la humedezco, la caliento,

00:21:46y la aplico directamente sobre el área afectada.

00:21:48Está bien.

00:21:49Sí.

00:21:50Mi área afectada es muy grande.

00:21:53Ah, no.

00:21:56Mamá, no sabía que el hombre elefante vivía en tu zapato.

00:22:00¿Cómo se supone que alguien va a dormir sabiendo que hay un

00:22:03monstruo bajo el mismo techo?

00:22:06Te pasas de la raya, mujer.

00:22:13¿Y qué tiene ese labracudo?

00:22:14¿Tiene voz electrónica o algo así?

00:22:16A Curly le cortaron las cuerdas vocales.

00:22:19Un vecino presentó una queja y había que cortarle las cuerdas

00:22:23o dormirlo.

00:22:27Mala decisión.

00:22:28Por favor, es parte de la familia.

00:22:30No sé.

00:22:31Imaginen si entra un ladrón y oye eso.

00:22:33Correrá aterrorizado.

00:22:34Guau, ¿qué está haciendo un pavo en la casa?

00:22:37Por cierto, Lamonsoft, tu hijo, ¿qué es eso de las boobies?

00:22:40¿Aún tiene edad?

00:22:41¿Él va a frotar la booby con su barba?

00:22:43Sí, tendrá un bigote de leche sobre un bigote de verdad.

00:22:46No se verá bien.

00:22:47A los 10 años va a llevar a su madre en la bicicleta y le va a hacer...

00:22:57¿Y por qué están adentro ahora?

00:22:59No entiendo.

00:23:00¿Por qué no vienen aquí y disfrutan del lago?

00:23:02También pueden hacerlo del bosque.

00:23:04No había un momento en el día en que yo no estuviera afuera.

00:23:06¿Saben?

00:23:07Nosotros nunca estábamos adentro.

00:23:13No resisto más.

00:23:15¡Qué buen padre!

00:23:16¡Papá, cerró!

00:23:18¡Papá, no! ¡Papá, perdí mis puntos!

00:23:20Es todo. No más juegos de video.

00:23:22No más celulares, no más textos.

00:23:25Del adelante, cuando estemos aquí, jugarán afuera.

00:23:28¿Qué se supone que haremos?

00:23:29Jugarán como niños normales.

00:23:31¡Ya, muévanse!

00:23:32¿Dónde está Becky?

00:23:33Ven, cariño, déjame mostrarte cómo se divertían los peregrinos.

00:23:36Oye, Greg, cuando éramos niños, tu papá nos convencía de hacer las mayores locuras.

00:23:40Así es.

00:23:41Sí, recuerdo que alguna vez tomamos unas cortinas para ducha,

00:23:44las pusimos en carritos para compras y navegamos en ellos.

00:23:47¿Cómo miraban?

00:23:48No lo hacíamos.

00:23:49¿Cómo se detenían?

00:23:50Estrellabas contra algo, eso era lo divertido.

00:23:52¿Recuerdan que nos disparábamos petardos?

00:23:54Le apuntábamos al rostro del otro para cegarlo.

00:23:56No, no, eso es demasiado.

00:23:58No, no lo sé, niños, no hagan eso.

00:24:00De hecho, no lo escuchen.

00:24:01Quítenlo, rebobínenlo.

00:24:03Bien, les enseñaré a hacer un fuerte con árboles.

00:24:07Rob vivía en uno durante un año.

00:24:09¿Por qué?

00:24:10Mi papá me quitó mis patines.

00:24:12Oh, oh, olvídate de Vietnam.

00:24:15Un momento.

00:24:16¿Están bromeando?

00:24:17¿Qué?

00:24:18¿Qué?

00:24:20¿Qué dijo?

00:24:21Cuerda en un árbol, amigos, ¿saben qué significa?

00:24:23¿Debemos colgarnos de eso?

00:24:24¿Estás bromeando?

00:24:25¿Ver una cuerda a un lago y no desean lanzarse?

00:24:27Eso me hace...

00:24:28Oigan, oigan.

00:24:29Dame eso.

00:24:30Eso, hazlo, hazlo.

00:24:31Dame eso, yo les enseñaré.

00:24:32Sí.

00:24:33Venga, sí.

00:24:34Sube a la roca más alta.

00:24:35Sí, sí, sí.

00:24:36¿Saben qué?

00:24:37Háganse para atrás, para atrás.

00:24:38Tú puedes, amigo.

00:24:39Sí, se inicia la clase.

00:24:40¿Quién quiere ver una vuelta doble?

00:24:43¡Y alto!

00:24:45¡No, fue un error!

00:24:47¡No puedo, tengo miedo!

00:24:55¡Eso fue increíble!

00:24:57¡Ay, no, mi pierna se fracturó!

00:24:59¡No puede ser, el hueso está roto!

00:25:01¡Dios, necesito ayuda!

00:25:03¡Es una rama!

00:25:04¡Cayeron!

00:25:07Gracias, qué simpático.

00:25:08Muy bueno.

00:25:09¡Oye, el ave está herida!

00:25:13Ay, qué pena.

00:25:14Iré a conseguir una caja.

00:25:15Sí, sí, sí.

00:25:16Sí, sí, sí.

00:25:17Yo te ayudo.

00:25:18¿En verdad caíste sobre esa ave?

00:25:20No estoy seguro.

00:25:21Oí un gorjeo y luego algo se quebró, pero pudo ser cualquier cosa.

00:25:25Claro.

00:25:33¡Déjenme estar con mis amigos!

00:25:35Yeleni, ¿recuerdas que veníamos aquí por las noches después de doparnos?

00:25:40¿Qué es doparse?

00:25:41Excelente, Gigi.

00:25:43Doparse, niños, es algo que pasa cuando quieren comer helado.

00:25:50¡Quiero estar dopado!

00:25:51¡Quiero estar dopada!

00:25:52¡Quiero doparme cada día de mi vida!

00:25:53Yo quiero estar dopada con chocolate.

00:25:55No, no necesitas doparte, deja eso.

00:25:58Escuchen todos, déjenme facilitárselo.

00:26:0017 hamburguesas y 17 papas, ¿sí?

00:26:03Y eso es solo para mí.

00:26:05¿Ustedes qué van a pedir?

00:26:08¡La monzo!

00:26:09Sí, sí, sí, sí, hágame un favor.

00:26:10Eso es para todos y cárguelo a esta.

00:26:12No tienes que hacer eso.

00:26:13Yo no voy a cenar hamburguesa.

00:26:15Quiero pastel de carne, pasta calzone, pero ponga la salsa marinada a un lado.

00:26:20Con maíz, ya sea en mazorca o como lo tenga.

00:26:23¿Qué, irás a la silla eléctrica?

00:26:25No, está jugando Enrique Octavo.

00:26:28Ella come por dos, ella y su Juanete.

00:26:32Ah, pero mamá, tienen pie al horno si quieres.

00:26:35Eso fue bueno, Lenny.

00:26:36¿Y qué van a beber?

00:26:37Oiga, dije que yo pagaré, así que tranquila con eso.

00:26:40No es verdad, es juego.

00:26:41No, no, es juego.

00:26:42Podemos beber lo que queramos.

00:26:43Yo, yo empiezo.

00:26:44Quiero una coca y Sequedona va a querer un Sprite, ¿cierto, linda?

00:26:47Y...

00:26:49Vin quiere leche, obviamente.

00:26:51Yo quiero galletas.

00:26:53Uy, galletas sin leche.

00:26:55¿Leche?

00:26:56Higgins, ¿lo adivinaste?

00:26:57Tranquilízate, ¿quieres?

00:26:58Oye, dápate, linda.

00:26:59Perdón.

00:27:00Yo quiero agua mineral.

00:27:01Vos.

00:27:02¿Qué?

00:27:03Ya sabes, vos.

00:27:04Ofichi, si no tienes vos.

00:27:05Ah, sí, sí, lo que tenga es bueno.

00:27:07Tenemos agua del grifo.

00:27:09De una manguera del grifo.

00:27:11¿De qué país es?

00:27:12Ay, no puede ser.

00:27:13Solo tráigale agua.

00:27:14No hablemos de marcas.

00:27:15Agua del grifo.

00:27:16Traeré el agua vos, que tenemos.

00:27:17No, no, no, no, no.

00:27:18Siéntate, Rita.

00:27:19Solo estudia el menú, ya viene el examen.

00:27:21Ah, ji di han, bo bao, ho, ji han.

00:27:26Heng hao.

00:27:27Perdón, ¿qué dicen?

00:27:28Dicen que aquí tienen la mejor hamburguesa del mundo.

00:27:31¿En serio?

00:27:32¿Cuándo aprendiste a hablar chino?

00:27:34Ah, solo es algo que capté viendo un programa de comida china.

00:27:37Excelente.

00:27:38Tal vez deberías concentrarte menos en lo que dicen y más en cocinar.

00:27:43¿Qué más?

00:27:44Te callaron.

00:27:47Vas a cojear.

00:27:49Se defiende.

00:27:51Mami, quiero un poco de su leche.

00:27:54Ahí está.

00:27:55Joe Hollywood.

00:27:57¿Quién eres?

00:27:58Dickie Bailey.

00:27:59No puede ser.

00:28:01Oye, ¿cuánto tiempo?

00:28:02¿Cómo estás, amigo?

00:28:03Sí, en ese juego hubo malas decisiones.

00:28:06¿De qué juego estás hablando?

00:28:07¿De aquel, de cuando éramos niños, de hace 30 años?

00:28:11En ese último tiro, pisaste la línea.

00:28:14No debió contar.

00:28:15Wow, no lo sé.

00:28:16No recuerdo una jugada así.

00:28:18¿Vienes ahí al resto de los cinco malos, eh?

00:28:20Ah, sí, sí.

00:28:22Aquí están los muchachos.

00:28:23¿Muchachos?

00:28:24Se ven como si no pudieran ni tocar un balón.

00:28:27¿Qué hay de ti?

00:28:28¿Aumentaste de peso?

00:28:29¿Desde los 12 años?

00:28:30Sí, yo... eso creo.

00:28:32¿No sabes cómo provocarme o así?

00:28:35¡Revancha!

00:28:36¡Te reto!

00:28:39¿En baloncesto?

00:28:40Tú tampoco pareces estar en buena forma.

00:28:42Te veo en un concurso levantándote de un sofá, pero...

00:28:44Donde sea, cuando sea.

00:28:45Estaba jugando. En realidad, no quiero hacerlo.

00:28:47Y oye, cuando vengas a la ciudad, tendré agua a vos para tu hijo.

00:28:52Muy bien.

00:28:53No queremos que tengas cero.

00:28:54Sí, sí, está bien.

00:28:55Bueno, pero que sea agua a vos, que no sea un agua diferente.

00:29:00Está bien.

00:29:03Mañana será un día emotivo.

00:29:04Hay que dispersar las cenizas.

00:29:06Es verdad.

00:29:07El entrenador solicitó que esparciéramos sus restos en la isla McIntyre.

00:29:10Tengo planeado una hermosa ceremonia.

00:29:12¿Lenny, tendrán tiempo para eso mañana? ¿A qué hora se marchan?

00:29:15¿De qué habla? ¿Cómo que te marchas?

00:29:17Ay, olvidé decírselos, amigos. Tenemos que irnos por la mañana.

00:29:20¿Se irán de la casa?

00:29:21¿De qué hablas? No puedes irte. Tenemos la ceremonia mañana.

00:29:24Lenny está bromeando, ¿va?

00:29:25¿Estás jugando?

00:29:26No, no, no.

00:29:27¿Estás jugando, supongo?

00:29:28Quiero estar ahí. Nosotros queremos estar ahí, solo que tenemos que ir a Milán.

00:29:31¿Milán qué, Italia? ¿Qué hay en Milán?

00:29:34Es bonito, y allá Roxanne presentará su línea de otoño.

00:29:37Semana de la moda.

00:29:38Tres noches en el Four Seasons. Increíble.

00:29:40Huevos al gusto junto a la piscina.

00:29:42PlayStation 3 en cada habitación.

00:29:44Y hay lindas boobies en la televisión italiana.

00:29:47Iré a Italia.

00:29:49Es decir, iremos todos, todos.

00:29:51No se los diga chicos, tal vez iremos a Italia.

00:29:53Se arruinó la sorpresa.

00:29:55Lenny, no será lo mismo sin ti.

00:29:57Sí, por favor.

00:29:58Roxanne fue muy gentil al dejarnos venir esta noche porque eso es muy importante para ella.

00:30:01No puede Roxanne ir sin ti.

00:30:02Sí, exacto.

00:30:03No sé.

00:30:04No, somos un equipo, mi señorita.

00:30:06No, somos un equipo, mi señora y yo.

00:30:08Y todos lo hacemos juntos.

00:30:09Hace un año faltamos a la obra escolar de Becky por Milán.

00:30:13Roxanne.

00:30:15Ups.

00:30:16Bien hecho.

00:30:18Pensé que íbamos a doparnos.

00:30:21Linda, ¿yo qué podía hacer? ¿Mentirles?

00:30:24No es lo que dijiste, es como lo dijiste.

00:30:27No soy una bruja insensible loca por su trabajo.

00:30:30Y no dejaré que me presentes como tal.

00:30:33Faltaremos a la cena en Milán.

00:30:35Esparcirás las cenizas y nos iremos a primera hora el domingo.

00:30:46Hola, Monzó.

00:30:47Son las cinco de la mañana.

00:30:48¿Puedes matar al perro?

00:30:50Lo estoy pensando.

00:30:52Adelante.

00:30:54Abran paso al ave, amigos, abran paso.

00:30:55Hola, buenos días.

00:30:56Buenos días, adelante.

00:30:57Llévalo a la mesa.

00:30:58¿Cómo vamos?

00:30:59Algo aquí apesta, ¿eh?

00:31:00Gloria y yo hacemos el desayuno para todos.

00:31:02Ajá.

00:31:03Con un deshidratador.

00:31:04Que no cocina nada a más de 46 grados.

00:31:07¿Son panqueques?

00:31:08Panqueques oceánicos.

00:31:09Son grises, parece que los cortaste de las patas de un elefante.

00:31:12No comeré eso.

00:31:13Es bueno para ti.

00:31:14¿Y qué es esto?

00:31:15¿Qué es esto?

00:31:16¿Una postra?

00:31:17Deshidrate una banana.

00:31:18¿Qué hace?

00:31:19¿Y qué tiene una banana normal?

00:31:20Solo la pelas y te la comes.

00:31:21A los niños les encanta, es divertido.

00:31:22No se pone fea en el día, son rebanadas delgadas.

00:31:24Ah, ya veo qué haces con ella.

00:31:25No sé, tal vez tengas razón, es buena.

00:31:27Sí, se preparan para esto.

00:31:28¿Podrías hacerlo?

00:31:29Discúlpame.

00:31:31Procesada.

00:31:32Fruta procesada.

00:31:33Solo estoy jugando.

00:31:34Como eres rico, ¿crees que puedes golpear con fruta deshidratada?

00:31:36No creo eso.

00:31:37No digas eso.

00:31:39Buenos días.

00:31:40Hija, ¿cómo sigue el ave?

00:31:44Oye, pero qué preciosos zapatos, son carísimos.

00:31:46Lo sé, estoy muy elegante, pero lo siento.

00:31:48Empaque para Milán, no para el lago.

00:31:50Ah, sí.

00:31:52Hecho de bellotas.

00:31:53Oye, no comeré nada de esto.

00:31:54¿Tienes comida normal?

00:31:55¿Cereal o algo así?

00:31:56¿Gusta que le haga una frittata de claras, señor Fader?

00:31:59Eh, es decir, ¿es lo que hacen ahora en la clase de ciencias?

00:32:03¿Preparar frittatas?

00:32:04No, ¿sabes qué?

00:32:05Estamos bien.

00:32:06Puedes ir a practicar a tu habitación.

00:32:08Sé que ya viene tu examen.

00:32:09¿El desayuno está listo?

00:32:11Sí, yo, ¿sabes cielo?

00:32:12Creo que estás abrumando a Lenny.

00:32:13Toma, tengo un obsequio para ti.

00:32:16Mira.

00:32:17Date gusto.

00:32:18Sí, no.

00:32:19Sí.

00:32:20Lo entiende.

00:32:21Lo entiende, lo entiende.

00:32:22Lo entiende.

00:32:23Lo entiende.

00:32:24Gracias a Dios lo entiende.

00:32:25Bien, así que.

00:32:26Oye, ¿qué estás haciendo?

00:32:28¿Cocinar tocino?

00:32:29No, aquí.

00:32:30Es carne de animal muerto y no debe acercarse a la comida vegetariana homicida.

00:32:34Bien.

00:32:35¿Y entonces qué hago?

00:32:36Ah, ya sé.

00:32:37Perdón, amigo.

00:32:38Perdón.

00:32:39Bien, te diré algo.

00:32:42Cooley, qué vergüenza.

00:32:44Loco perro.

00:32:46Tal vez se comió las sobras de mi pasta fazul.

00:32:49Sí, mamá.

00:32:50Estoy segura de que eso fue lo que pasó.

00:32:52Así es.

00:32:53Necesitamos un perro.

00:32:55Necesitamos un búfalo de agua.

00:32:59Higgins, ¿qué estás haciendo?

00:33:00No uso pantalones en mi casa y no los voy a usar en la tuya.

00:33:03Lo siento, amigo.

00:33:05¿Esas son sus posaderas?

00:33:07Eso es.

00:33:12Sí.

00:33:14Ahora este aquí.

00:33:22Eso es, hijo.

00:33:24Arroja la roca.

00:33:26Arriba.

00:33:28Arrójala a un árbol.

00:33:30Arrójala al lago.

00:33:32Arrójala a tu hermano.

00:33:34Bate en la cabeza.

00:33:36Pero haz algo.

00:33:40Por favor.

00:33:42Craigie, ¿qué estás haciendo vestido así?

00:33:44¿Eres amigo de Pepe el Grillo?

00:33:46Se supone que iremos a Milán, ¿recuerdas?

00:33:48Para eso empaque.

00:33:49Bueno, corta esos pantalones.

00:33:50Jugaremos baloncesto.

00:33:52Paso, no quiero.

00:33:53¿No quieres venganza por la última vez que te gané?

00:33:55Eso fue hace cuatro años.

00:33:57Solo quiero volar a Milán y comer gelato recién hecho.

00:34:01Wow.

00:34:02¿Qué habría hecho tu padre frente a esto?

00:34:04Eso merecería un golpe en la cabeza con posible hemorragia en el oído.

00:34:08Mi padre me habría arrojado por la escalera al oír la palabra gelato.

00:34:12Ah, tienes el asador Foreman.

00:34:14Sí, es estupendo.

00:34:15Hilliard trató de prepararme cereal de tofu con él.

00:34:18Pruébalo.

00:34:19¿Limpiaste eso, no?

00:34:20Sí, limpié esta cosa, tómalo.

00:34:21Pruébalo.

00:34:22Por cierto, la isla Macintyre no está cerca.

00:34:24Coman cuanto quieran, tenemos mucho que remar.

00:34:27¿No limpiaste eso?

00:34:30Por favor, amigo.

00:34:31¿Qué estás haciendo?

00:34:32¿En serio?

00:34:33¿No querrás tener aliento al armario de tu abuelita o sí?

00:34:36So you're a little bit older and a lot less bolder than you used to be.

00:34:42So you used to shake them down, but now you're stoppin' thinkin' bout your dignity.

00:34:49Perfecto.

00:34:50Aunque hay que respetar el viaje a la isla Macintyre, no lo he hecho desde los 12 años.

00:34:53Aquí toqué mi primera boobie.

00:34:55Yo lo sé, Tracy Thorne, Hill.

00:34:57Tracy Thorne.

00:34:58Desde luego, recuerdo eso.

00:34:59Algo plana, pero me gustaba.

00:35:01Oye, Higgins, lo único que piensas es en chicas, hermano.

00:35:03Sí, tranquilo, tenemos chicas.

00:35:04También es lo único en lo que ustedes piensan.

00:35:06La diferencia es que yo hago algo al respecto.

00:35:07Eso no es cierto.

00:35:08Bueno, sí.

00:35:09¿Quieren saber cuál es mi fantasía?

00:35:10Sí.

00:35:11Caramelos.

00:35:12Está bien.

00:35:13Claro.

00:35:14Tenía la azúcar elevada en mi último estudio y Sally me los quitó.

00:35:16Ya eres adulto.

00:35:17¿Cómo lidias con eso?

00:35:18Tengo mi escondite.

00:35:19No soy estúpido.

00:35:20Sí, claro.

00:35:21En serio, tengo de todo.

00:35:22Tengo chocolates, caramelos, barras de maní.

00:35:25Los escondo bajo mi ropa, en el cesto de la ropa sucia.

00:35:28Es ideal porque el olor de mis calcetines se mascara el olor de chocolate.

00:35:31Y las manchas de tu ropa enmascaran las de chocolate.

00:35:34Oigan, oigan, esperen, esperen.

00:35:35Tengo que orinar.

00:35:36No, no, no.

00:35:37Ya casi llegamos.

00:35:38Ay, por favor.

00:35:39Ya orinaste tres veces.

00:35:40Oigan, adelante.

00:35:41Casi estamos llegando en este momento.

00:35:42No hablen.

00:35:43Me quiero concentrar.

00:35:44Estás haciendo pipí, no estudiando.

00:35:51¿Estás orinando o es un camión diésel que se apaga?

00:35:54¿Qué es eso?

00:35:55Escucha lo que dice.

00:35:57Está enviando un mensaje en clave morse.

00:36:00Envejeciendo, punto.

00:36:02No puedo orinar, punto.

00:36:04Huele a espárragos, punto.

00:36:06Aunque no haya comido nada aún.

00:36:08Lo bueno es que esas chicas van a saludarlo.

00:36:10¿Qué hay, chicas?

00:36:11Hola, chicas.

00:36:12¿Qué hay, chicas?

00:36:14Orina a tu amigo.

00:36:16No todos se ven así.

00:36:17Tiene que desaguar 150 kilos.

00:36:19Ay, por favor.

00:36:25Excelente grabación, Robbie.

00:36:27Claro.

00:36:28Oigan, yo también traje algo.

00:36:31No te creo.

00:36:32Es la red C.

00:36:33Juego de campeonato.

00:36:34Déjame ver.

00:36:35El entrenador debe conservarla.

00:36:37Robbie, ¿qué tal si ponemos esto en la urna?

00:36:39Excelente.

00:36:40No pisaste la línea.

00:36:42Oye, Bailey, ¿qué creen que habría dicho el entrenador si

00:36:44hubiera oído todo lo que dijo?

00:36:46Nos patearía por no patearlo.

00:36:48Sí.

00:36:49O hacerlo a la antigüita.

00:36:50Eric lo patea por nosotros.

00:36:51Sí, te vería.

00:36:52No, no, no, no.

00:36:53Me quedan ocho segundos de pelea en total en mi vida.

00:36:56Los emplearé en caso de un robo o si alguien se mete en mi

00:36:59fila para comprar hamburguesas.

00:37:00Tiene mi aprobación.

00:37:01No podemos retrasarlo.

00:37:03Oye, acaba de morder su pollo.

00:37:05¿Ya es hora?

00:37:06Hay que hacerlo.

00:37:08Sabe, yo creo que él está aquí con nosotros.

00:37:11Está orgulloso de estar aquí con nosotros.

00:37:13En Cenizas.

00:37:14Aquí en esta isla, donde no nos veían nuestros padres y

00:37:17ahora nuestras esposas e hijos.

00:37:19Sí.

00:37:21Adiós a usted, amigo.

00:37:28Sabio consejero.

00:37:35El buen timbre.

00:37:43Rob, trámate.

00:37:45Arruiné mis matrimonios.

00:37:47Los tres.

00:37:48Por favor.

00:37:49Fue mi culpa.

00:37:51No pude resistir.

00:37:53Saben, a mis hijas, ni siquiera las conozco.

00:37:58El timbre se avergonzaría de mí.

00:37:59No, jamás.

00:38:00No, no lo haría.

00:38:01Por favor, amigo.

00:38:02Tienes mucho tiempo para enmendar todo con tus hijas.

00:38:04Llámalas cuando vuelvas.

00:38:06De hecho, estarán aquí en unos 20 minutos.

00:38:10Espera, ¿qué?

00:38:11¿Qué?

00:38:12Necesito una pieza de pollo.

00:38:13No, no, no, con esas manos, el entrenador.

00:38:15Tranquilo.

00:38:16De acuerdo, adelante.

00:38:17De hecho, yo voy a comer los medasco, pero tengo hambre.

00:38:19Sí.

00:38:21Si.

00:38:26Buen sorbo, hombre.

00:38:28Sí está bien, está razón.

00:38:32Bien, la música está bien.

00:38:46Nombra a tu auto.

00:38:48¿Qué?

00:38:49What?

00:38:51Hi, Dad.

00:38:53Me?

00:38:57What?

00:38:58How did that come out?

00:39:00Of that?

00:39:0295% of genes must be from the mother.

00:39:04And I'm short.

00:39:07How is that possible?

00:39:09Elvis's hair gets into his nose and she doesn't know what to do.

00:39:13How sweet.

00:39:14Is this your car?

00:39:16My dad lent me this junk.

00:39:18Because he doesn't care if I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere and a bear or other animal devours me.

00:39:23Your dad?

00:39:24Yes, of course, my boyfriend.

00:39:2547 years old.

00:39:27I wish I liked boys my age.

00:39:29But I want to have the father who abandoned me.

00:39:44Holy Mother.

00:39:46What does it mean?

00:39:48I don't know, but it feels good.

00:39:57I hope they never fix that car.

00:40:00I don't think they will.

00:40:01I took the spark plugs off the engine.

00:40:03Good.

00:40:06We're looking at the same time.

00:40:08I'd say we should take turns.

00:40:09Right.

00:40:10Lamonsoft, you and I look at the tree.

00:40:11Mackenzie, let's enjoy the scenery later.

00:40:13All right, all right.

00:40:14Good plan.

00:40:15And change.

00:40:19Change.

00:40:22Change.

00:40:24Change.

00:40:26And change.

00:40:28What do we do?

00:40:29I think we're all looking at the tree.

00:40:31How about another change?

00:40:34Hey, Yasmin.

00:40:35She's Gloria.

00:40:36Gloria, she's Yasmin.

00:40:37Oh, hello.

00:40:40Oh, and here comes Grandma Gloria to the rescue.

00:40:43No.

00:40:44Let me see.

00:40:47Oh, daughter.

00:40:48A joint blew up.

00:41:10How unpleasant.

00:41:13If you thought seeing them in the car was disgusting,

00:41:15you would have heard the action in the water bed.

00:41:17You heard like two bears fighting over a salmon.

00:41:20Believe me.

00:41:21He does get something.

00:41:22I've been fasting since Diane found out she was pregnant.

00:41:25Yeah, that happens.

00:41:26Can you have sex when you're pregnant, or does it hurt the baby?

00:41:28No, Mackenzie can, because the baby thinks it's a candy.

00:41:31Excellent.

00:41:32A chocolate.

00:41:33There you have it.

00:41:34You're right.

00:41:35Bigger.

00:41:36I was lucky on St. Patrick's Day, but I was half asleep.

00:41:39And by half asleep, I mean asleep and conscious.

00:41:41Yeah, half asleep and conscious.

00:41:42You're allowed to do that.

00:41:43Thank God.

00:41:44Robby.

00:41:45Hey, how'd it go with your daughter?

00:41:47Uncomfortable.

00:41:48Oh.

00:41:50The first 20 years of a child's life matter more than I thought.

00:41:53Oh, yeah.

00:41:54The children pay.

00:41:55The children pay.

00:41:56They pay.

00:41:57They pay.

00:41:58They pay.

00:41:59They always pay.

00:42:00They pay with corn.

00:42:01I'll see you later.

00:42:02No, no, no.

00:42:03Goodbye.

00:42:04Goodbye.

00:42:05I hope my family problems keep you entertained.

00:42:08You know how we used to cheer Robby up back in the day?

00:42:10With an arrow roulette?

00:42:11Whoa.

00:42:12Oh, yeah.

00:42:13An arrow roulette.

00:42:14It's the stupidest thing we ever did.

00:42:16It was crazy.

00:42:17Stupid.

00:42:18Ridiculous.

00:42:19No.

00:42:20Oh, good, Robby.

00:42:21I still can't believe we're doing this.

00:42:23It's incredible.

00:42:24We always let Larry make us do stupid things.

00:42:26Remember the rules.

00:42:27Whoever stays in the circle the longest, wins.

00:42:28No, I don't like that part.

00:42:29Whoever stays in the circle the longest, wins.

00:42:30What's going on?

00:42:31Here we go.

00:42:32Get ready, guys.

00:42:33One.

00:42:34Let go, guys.

00:42:35Two.

00:42:36Why are we doing this?

00:42:38Quiet.

00:42:40I can't see her.

00:42:41Where is she?

00:42:42I lost her in the sun.

00:42:43Oh, no.

00:43:08Oh, no.

00:43:09Oh, no.

00:43:10Oh, no.

00:43:11Oh, no.

00:43:12Oh, no.

00:43:13Oh, no.

00:43:14Oh, no.

00:43:15Oh, no.

00:43:16Oh, no.

00:43:17Oh, no.

00:43:18Oh, no.

00:43:19Oh, no.

00:43:20Oh, no.

00:43:21Oh, no.

00:43:22Oh, no.

00:43:23Oh, no.

00:43:24Oh, no.

00:43:25Oh, no.

00:43:26Oh, no.

00:43:27Oh, no.

00:43:28Oh, no.

00:43:29Oh, no.

00:43:30Oh, no.

00:43:31Oh, no.

00:43:32Oh, no.

00:43:33Oh, no.

00:43:34Oh, no.

00:43:35Oh, no.

00:43:37Now I'm the champion!

00:43:39I beat you, cowards!

00:43:51Let's go, hurry!

00:43:52He's moving!

00:43:53He's moving!

00:43:54We have to sit him down.

00:43:55We have to sit him down.

00:43:56He's like an arrow in the sky.

00:43:57Watch out!

00:43:58Watch out!

00:43:59What's going on?

00:44:00Rob was attacked by an Indian.

00:44:02Yes, but the Indian escaped.

00:44:03What?

00:44:04Dad, what happened?

00:44:05Amber!

00:44:06I'm glad you're here.

00:44:07She's my daughter, Amber, my friends.

00:44:11Who are you?

00:44:12Come on, you five.

00:44:13Don't hurt my husband.

00:44:14Shh.

00:44:15No!

00:44:16Why?

00:44:17How could you do this?

00:44:19He's killing me!

00:44:20Richard, come here.

00:44:21Daddy's hurt.

00:44:22Another hand?

00:44:23Yes.

00:44:24Hi.

00:44:25Hi.

00:44:26Hi.

00:44:27Hi.

00:44:28Hi.

00:44:29Hi.

00:44:30Hi.

00:44:31Rob is his mom and his dad.

00:44:32That makes sense.

00:44:33Don't talk!

00:44:34No, please, please, no.

00:44:35Hey, I think we have to get that arrow out.

00:44:37Hey, hey, hey.

00:44:38It was my idea.

00:44:39Don't get mad.

00:44:40Don't block him.

00:44:41Don't block him.

00:44:42Don't block him.

00:44:43Shh.

00:44:44Shh.

00:44:45We're all going to be fine.

00:44:46We just need a corn compress so we can get him out.

00:44:49What's going on?

00:44:50Those compresses don't work.

00:44:51They never worked.

00:44:52Are you crazy?

00:44:53Put alcohol in the wound.

00:44:54Now.

00:44:55You know a lot about that.

00:44:56You were born during the prohibition.

00:44:57Wow.

00:44:58He got upset.

00:44:59That was the worst thing I could think of.

00:45:01Wow.

00:45:02And then what happened?

00:45:03Anatomy, normal, pancreas, and vasoanormal.

00:45:05Excuse me, Princess Rita.

00:45:06Are you going to stay there or are you going to help me?

00:45:08No, Mr. Fader said I have to study for the exam.

00:45:10What exam?

00:45:11You tell me.

00:45:12He only gives me the books.

00:45:13Oh, no, forget it.

00:45:14Did you pack the adapters for Italy?

00:45:15Yes, I did in Los Angeles.

00:45:17And wash your hands.

00:45:18I need you to organize these papers.

00:45:20I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:21I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:22I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:23I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:24I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:25I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:26I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:27I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:28I'm going to the bathroom.

00:45:30Hello.

00:45:31Hello.

00:45:32Hi, I'm Roxanne Fader.

00:45:34I just want to check that my family gets their exams tomorrow.

00:45:40Honey, are you using your phone?

00:45:42What do you mean you didn't know?

00:45:45Great, put that under the pillow and after I'll get you some money.

00:45:48Okay?

00:45:49What?

00:45:50Becky, pick up the phone, okay?

00:45:51After I get the money, I'll be able to ask you—

00:45:55Will you do it?

00:45:58I can't believe he did this.

00:46:01Oh, Lenny, you should have seen his face.

00:46:04I don't know what's going on with me.

00:46:06I'm making an effort, and nothing seems to be working.

00:46:09You're wrong.

00:46:10Parents are wrong.

00:46:11Remember when I told Greg that babies

00:46:13came from their mothers' boobies?

00:46:15And he didn't believe me.

00:46:17I don't know what's going on with me.

00:46:19I'm making an effort, and nothing seems to be working.

00:46:22You're wrong.

00:46:23Parents are wrong.

00:46:24Remember when I told Greg that babies

00:46:26came from their mothers' boobies?

00:46:28And he didn't believe me.

00:46:30That's not funny.

00:46:31I'm just saying.

00:46:35I feel like...

00:46:38I feel like I ruined his childhood.

00:46:41I was going to find out one day.

00:46:43One day, but not today.

00:46:49Hey, I said no cell phones.

00:46:52Kids, we had a deal.

00:46:54What?

00:46:55What's going on?

00:46:57Are those glasses?

00:46:58Yes, Charlotte showed us.

00:46:59It's great.

00:47:00There's Becky's.

00:47:01Look, I have a glass waiting for me.

00:47:04I'll call you.

00:47:05I'm like a sponge.

00:47:09Hey, isn't that Fur Pavo?

00:47:11Hey, Andre, can you hear me?

00:47:13Can you hear me?

00:47:14Yes.

00:47:15Hello.

00:47:16Can you hear me?

00:47:17Can you hear me?

00:47:18Hello.

00:47:19Can you hear me?

00:47:20Can you hear me?

00:47:21Can you hear me?

00:47:23Should we leave the glass in the shower?

00:47:25Or should we go see Jasmine tomorrow morning?

00:47:27What?

00:47:28What happened?

00:47:29Can you lend me this?

00:47:30Attention, kids.

00:47:31There was a call from the telephone company.

00:47:34Do you want to install these phones in the dorms

00:47:36of the adults immediately?

00:47:39Move, move, move, move, move.

00:47:41Wait for me.

00:47:53Mm.

00:47:59Aw.

00:48:00Aw.

00:48:01Aw.

00:48:02Aw.

00:48:03Oh.

00:48:04Ah.

00:48:05Oh.

00:48:06Aw.

00:48:07Aw.

00:48:08Oh.

00:48:10Aw.

00:48:11Aw.

00:48:12Aw.

00:48:16Oh.

00:48:17Oh.

00:48:18I'm sorry, dear.

00:48:21Okay, it's over. It's costing me a fortune.

00:48:23Hang up. Hang up. This is going to cost me a lot. It's going to break me.

00:48:26It's nice to put corn in your ear.

00:48:29What the hell is that? Is that Gloria Kinrye?

00:48:31She's still here after he answered her like that?

00:48:34She forgave him right away.

00:48:35You are my lady, Maitea.

00:48:37And you are my lover with an old wind of corn.

00:48:40Now we're going to sleep.

00:48:42We're going to Milan tomorrow and it's going to be a long flight.

00:48:44Wow.

00:48:45We have to rest.

00:48:49Someone kill that turkey!

00:49:01Does that motivate me?

00:49:03Yes.

00:49:05Do you promise to feed her when we leave?

00:49:08I promise.

00:49:09Mommy, that's my milk.

00:49:11Fin, we still have to share it with the birds.

00:49:14But she's going to leave you dry.

00:49:19Ha ha ha ha ha!

00:49:26I've been around for you, been up and down for you.

00:49:31But I just can't get away.

00:49:33Do you want to try it?

00:49:35Yes, but I don't know how to do sports.

00:49:37That doesn't count.

00:49:39Hold it like this.

00:49:41Lean over, throw it, and make sure the rock does everything.

00:49:46I did it!

00:49:47I did it!

00:49:48Who was it?

00:49:49Bravo!

00:49:50Do you know how to throw rocks, Mrs. Fader?

00:49:52Are you kidding? I'm the best at this.

00:49:54Give it to me. Now you.

00:50:01Are you okay, honey?

00:50:03Yes, Mom. I'm glad to see you having fun.

00:50:08I'll take your luggage to the car, Mr. Fader.

00:50:10It's not my luggage. It's your books.

00:50:12And you're very kind when you put your things down.

00:50:14Why do you always do this?

00:50:15Why? Is it time to go?

00:50:16Yes, we have to go.

00:50:17Do you want me to take you to the airport?

00:50:18Lenny, I have a serious problem.

00:50:20What? What happened?

00:50:22I forgot how to throw rocks.

00:50:24Now, I think it will take a couple of days to remember.

00:50:27So, I think we should stay.

00:50:31Are you kidding?

00:50:32Really, Mom? Aren't we going to go?

00:50:35No, I don't need to see a bunch of hungry models walking with my clothes.

00:50:38Yeah, why would you want models if you have this?

00:50:42Yeah, you can't find that in Milan.

00:50:48You, you...

00:50:50What do you want to do today?

00:50:52I don't know. You tell me.

00:50:54What did you like to do the most when you were 12 when it was sunny?

00:50:58Well, I can't do it.

00:51:00Maybe go to the water park?

00:51:03And what are we waiting for?

00:51:04Really?

00:51:05Hey, we have to load the cars.

00:51:06Water park?

00:51:07Are you kidding me?

00:51:08I'm not taking my shirt off.

00:51:09I'm not taking it off either.

00:51:10What are you doing?

00:51:12What?

00:51:13Waste!

00:51:15I'm sorry.

00:51:18Be careful.

00:51:20It doesn't taste bad at all.

00:51:30Yes, of course, beautiful.

00:51:31Hey, cut, cut. Don't lose sight of those things.

00:51:35I have to do it, right?

00:51:36Yes, hold on, son.

00:51:37Hi, Dad.

00:51:38Hi, where were you?

00:51:40We didn't have any swimsuits, so Marcus took us to buy these.

00:51:46They're from a store called Juguetonas.

00:51:48Marcus said it was the only one that was open.

00:51:50The only one open?

00:51:51With swimsuits?

00:51:52In the summer?

00:51:54I bought mine at the supermarket.

00:51:57Of course, that's...

00:51:58I like that.

00:51:59Let's go to the slides.

00:52:00Let's go!

00:52:07What a beautiful day.

00:52:08Yes, it's fun.

00:52:09It's a girls' day.

00:52:10It's hot in here.

00:52:12Oh, how nice.

00:52:13Wow, it's hot.

00:52:14Are we going to the swimsuits?

00:52:15Come on, girls.

00:52:16We don't know those people.

00:52:17Yes, it's true.

00:52:18It doesn't matter.

00:52:19I've been working all summer in this panty.

00:52:21Yes, that's right.

00:52:22What do you think of this?

00:52:23Huh?

00:52:24From the front.

00:52:25That's a good one.

00:52:26That's a good one.

00:52:27That's a good one.

00:52:28That's a good one.

00:52:29That's a good one.

00:52:30That's a good one.

00:52:31That's a good one.

00:52:32That's a good one.

00:52:33That's a good one.

00:52:34That's a good one.

00:52:35That's a good one.

00:52:36Gloria, what about you?

00:52:37I don't have a swimsuit, but I like to be naked.

00:52:40Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:52:41Don't do it.

00:52:42Hey, does anyone like what they see?

00:52:45I'm ready for love.

00:52:48Oh, baby, I'm ready for love.

00:52:53Ready for love.

00:52:55Oh, baby, I'm ready for love.

00:53:00Hey, this line doesn't move.

00:53:02I know.

00:53:04I just want mommy's milk.

00:53:07I know, son.

00:53:08If you want mommy's milk, give her mommy's milk.

00:53:10Mommy's milk.

00:53:11Mommy's milk.

00:53:12Mommy's milk.

00:53:13No.

00:53:14No more mommy's milk, you hear?

00:53:16If you want milk, you'll drink normal milk.

00:53:18Let's see, let's see, kid.

00:53:19Hey.

00:53:20Don't argue with me, kid.

00:53:21Take a dollar and run, run, run.

00:53:23Let's see, drink this milk from the container.

00:53:25I don't know if mommy agrees with this.

00:53:27Just drink it like I do.

00:53:29Look, I'll show you.

00:53:31All right.

00:53:36I'm like my daddy.

00:53:37Hey.

00:53:38Hey.

00:53:39See, that's just boobie milk.

00:53:40Yes, more for us.

00:53:43So, girls, let's get Mr. Abdomen of the washing machine

00:53:46to come here so we can take a better look at him.

00:53:49All right.

00:53:50There are two big advantages if you're breastfeeding him,

00:53:53and I'll put you to work.

00:53:56Wow.

00:53:57That's great, girls.

00:53:59That was great, cousin.

00:54:01You're doing great.

00:54:02Look at that.

00:54:03You're good at that.

00:54:04He's liking it.

00:54:05Look, he likes it.

00:54:08Don't get mad.

00:54:11We'll go in through the back door,

00:54:12cutting the line.

00:54:13Hurry, hurry.

00:54:14I got it.

00:54:15Go in, go in.

00:54:16Careful, careful.

00:54:17Are you sure we can get in through here?

00:54:18Of course not, but we will, yes.

00:54:20Your father found this shortcut when he was a kid.

00:54:23Go up the stairs.

00:54:25Hey, it's dark in here.

00:54:26I think you should hold my hand.

00:54:29I'm scared.

00:54:30Hey, hey, hey.

00:54:31Come here.

00:54:32Don't believe him.

00:54:33Stay away from that man.

00:54:34What are you talking about?

00:54:35He's gay, isn't he?

00:54:36No, he just looks gay.

00:54:38He's a genius.

00:54:39Come on, come on.

00:54:43Now, who's next?

00:54:44Who's next?

00:54:45Who's next?

00:54:46Who's next?

00:54:47Now, when?

00:54:48Charlotte, you go first.

00:54:51That's it.

00:54:52You'll be fine.

00:54:54Next.

00:54:55Who's next?

00:54:56Go ahead.

00:54:59Hey, is he coming this way?

00:55:01He's coming this way.

00:55:02He's coming towards us.

00:55:07This is exciting.

00:55:08You shouldn't get too excited.

00:55:16Hey, girls.

00:55:17Are you from around here?

00:55:19Yes, I'm from Saskatchewan.

00:55:22This is in Canada.

00:55:24These beautiful girls have already been to Saskatchewan.

00:55:28Ah!

00:55:34Exciting!

00:55:40They all have steroids, you little...

00:55:45Hey, hey, hey.

00:55:46Go, go, go.

00:55:47Go, go, go.

00:55:48What's up?

00:55:49What's up?

00:55:50What's up?

00:55:51What's up?

00:55:52What's up?

00:55:53What's up?

00:55:54What's up?

00:55:55Who's next?

00:55:56Who's next?

00:55:57Who's next?

00:55:58Who's next?

00:55:59Who's next?

00:56:00Who's next?

00:56:01Who is next?

00:56:10Who's next?

00:56:11Who's next?

00:56:20Very good.

00:56:21Keep going.

00:56:22You haven't finished yet.

00:56:23No, sir.

00:56:24I think you're confuse us with someone else.

00:56:26Oigan, ellas son mis hijas.

00:56:29Claro, ellas sí.

00:56:31Porque es fea, igual que usted.

00:56:34Oigan!

00:56:35¿Qué sigue?

00:56:57¡Oye! ¡Rápido! ¡Quiere la chacuzón del pirata!

00:57:01¡Un segundo, hija! ¡Iremos a todos los fuegos! ¡A todos!

00:57:04¡Será divertido!

00:57:06¿Estás orinando?

00:57:08¡No, jamás!

00:57:10Hay un producto químico en la piscina que vuelve a su la orina.

00:57:13¡No, no, no! ¡Es una historia falsa, hija! ¡Es una historia falsa!

00:57:16¡Ay, mira! ¡Estás humillándome!

00:57:26¡Oh, la chacuzón! ¡Oh, la chacuzón!

00:57:37¡Esto no puede ser verdad!

00:57:42¡Señora, doctora! ¡Señora!

00:57:43¡No tiene ninguna foto!

00:57:44¿No tiene ninguna foto?

00:57:45Sí, está.

00:57:46La foto más atrás.

00:57:47No puta madre.

00:57:48Ah, ¿está lista?

00:57:53¡Jajaja! ¡Se la diste!

00:57:56What are you doing?

00:57:58Get out of my way!

00:58:00What are you doing?

00:58:02Get out of my way!

00:58:04Get out of my way!

00:58:12I'm not sure about this. It's very steep.

00:58:14Yes, yes. It's steeper than I remember.

00:58:16Let's go to another game, shall we?

00:58:18I don't like it either.

00:58:19Let's go, my friend. Let's get out of here.

00:58:20I'm glad the guy gave up and you don't have to do it, Fader.

00:58:23Why don't you hire someone to do it for you, Mr. Ricky Rickon?

00:58:26Good idea.

00:58:27Hi, Wiley. What's up again?

00:58:29Step aside, chimpanzee. I'm going to do this.

00:58:31Of course, son.

00:58:32We have a speaker.

00:58:33See you later, chickens.

00:58:35Hey, look at that!

00:58:42That was good. It was very good.

00:58:44Okay, now I want to do it.

00:58:46Look at that. Don't lose focus.

00:58:48That's it, Greggie.

00:58:49Go ahead, go ahead.

00:58:50Backwards, huh? That's being brave.

00:58:54Let go, son!

00:58:58Yes!

00:59:00You're still Hollywood.

00:59:02I'm still? Okay, I'll do something better than backwards.

00:59:05Just pay attention when you let me go, okay?

00:59:10Geronimo!

00:59:21It looks like a second place again, Bailey.

00:59:24Did you hear that? Second place?

00:59:26Second place.

00:59:27Do it hanging from your feet.

00:59:29Show those idiots.

00:59:30From my feet?

00:59:31Yes!

00:59:33Are you sure?

00:59:34It doesn't matter. You're an animal.

00:59:36You're an animal!

00:59:37Yes!

00:59:38I'm an animal!

00:59:41Why don't you do it?

00:59:42I have kids.

00:59:45Wiley!

00:59:46Wiley! Wiley! Wiley!

00:59:48Wiley! Wiley! Wiley! Wiley!

00:59:51You don't have to do that.

00:59:53Wiley! Wiley! Wiley! Wiley!

00:59:56I'm an animal!

00:59:58I'm an animal!

01:00:01I can't take my foot off!

01:00:09That's how you do it, guys.

01:00:11You can do it.

01:00:12Yes!

01:00:13Come on, five!

01:00:15Roxanne, look at him.

01:00:17It's like he forgot about me.

01:00:19Typical man.

01:00:20They take everything you have, and then they trade you for a cow.

01:00:23Yeah, but now I don't know what to do with these.

01:00:25I do.

01:00:28Now, see that, guys?

01:00:30I threw the board.

01:00:31Look at it.

01:00:32I'll do it again.

01:00:33Aim it.

01:00:34Oh, yeah.

01:00:35Your father doesn't miss his shots.

01:00:36Really?

01:00:37The board doesn't work on the Wii?

01:00:39Yeah.

01:00:40You should pay him and ask for a refund.

01:00:42Team Duncan has won like 100 games with that board.

01:00:45Cielo, are you looking at me?

01:00:47Oh, honey!

01:00:48That was amazing!

01:00:50Come here, I'll show you.

01:00:51Well done, honey!

01:00:52Move, move, move.

01:00:54What you have to do is...

01:00:55See that picture over there?

01:00:56See the right corner?

01:00:58Hey...

01:01:00Focus, focus.

01:01:01Don't look at her.

01:01:02Lamon Sov, focus.

01:01:05It can't be.

01:01:06What a pervert.

01:01:07He's looking at me.

01:01:09He wasn't.

01:01:10He...

01:01:11Now, let's continue.

01:01:13Complete it.

01:01:14Hand up.

01:01:15Are you kidding me?

01:01:16Respect.

01:01:17See how good you are when you wear normal clothes?

01:01:20Hi, Mom.

01:01:21Hi, daughter.

01:01:22Why aren't you playing basketball?

01:01:24You know.

01:01:25Who's Juanete?

01:01:26I know.

01:01:27Where's the court?

01:01:33Oh, someone's got problems.

01:01:35That's not good.

01:01:43Listen, I've had everyone's first drinks.

01:01:46Now it's your turn.

01:01:48Let's go.

01:01:49Oh, no.

01:01:50No one's drinking anything.

01:01:51There are kids here, Bobo.

01:01:53We have to get up early.

01:01:54Then let's play something else.

01:01:55Who's got beer?

01:01:56Tell me.

01:01:57I'll only have one tonight.

01:01:58I'll have one and a half.

01:01:59I'll have this.

01:02:00No, I'm lactating.

01:02:01I don't drink.

01:02:02I'll only have my medication tonight.

01:02:04What's going on with you guys?

01:02:06We used to come here to...

01:02:08To party and...

01:02:09To get drunk!

01:02:11Losers.

01:02:12Don't worry.

01:02:13You'll grow up someday, Jiggy.

01:02:14And you'll meet your ideal girl.

01:02:16Oh, my older sister would be perfect for you.

01:02:19What?

01:02:20She's legally blind.

01:02:22But she can tell the difference.

01:02:25Anyway, Roxanne, how did you meet Lenny?

01:02:28That's a good question.

01:02:29How did this bunch of losers, no offense,

01:02:32meet this beautiful young lady?

01:02:36He went to the department store where I worked.

01:02:39And he wanted me to try on a skirt.

01:02:42The old skirt trick.

01:02:44I get it.

01:02:45Clever.

01:02:46He lied to me.

01:02:47He made me try on a bra.

01:02:49And I just wanted to help.

01:02:51Exactly.

01:02:52Okay, okay.

01:02:53I liked him right away.

01:02:54That's how it was.

01:02:55And it was a great day.

01:02:56Oh, no!

01:02:57My fountain!

01:02:58My fountain broke!

01:02:59Oh, no!

01:03:00Baby!

01:03:01Did you get dizzy?

01:03:02Did you get dizzy?

01:03:03Yes.

01:03:04You fell.

01:03:05You scared me.

01:03:06Did you fall?

01:03:07Did you fall?

01:03:08You fell.

01:03:09It's true.

01:03:10It was a joke.

01:03:13It can't be.

01:03:15Do you know this song?

01:03:17It's the best.

01:03:20This song is the best.

01:03:25This song makes me feel desire.

01:03:28You know, I used to think that, but not so much now.

01:03:30I want the credit for that.

01:03:32Because it's all part of my list of love songs.

01:03:35The ladies come to the dance floor, and I have my lady here.

01:03:38Come on, baby.

01:03:39That was very skillful.

01:03:40Very good.

01:03:41We have to do it.

01:03:42Yes, dance.

01:03:43Dance.

01:03:44Beautiful lady.

01:03:45Yes, honey.

01:03:46I know you like to dance.

01:03:47Oh, you know me.

01:03:48I'm a great dancer.

01:03:49You should change your name to The Dancing.

01:04:11Oh, God.

01:04:12So now you think I'm sexy?

01:04:13Hey, I can't enjoy a dance with my beautiful wife.

01:04:15I can't.

01:04:16Hey, can't I enjoy a dance with my beautiful wife?

01:04:20Yes, with the whitest song, yes.

01:04:23Yes, it's the whitest song I've ever heard.

01:04:26You know, Lenny, you were right to bring us here.

01:04:30This place is very special.

01:04:31It is, yes.

01:04:33Nothing happens here, and I love that.

01:04:36Roxanne, I've kissed 25 different girls in this very place, and I want you to be number 26.

01:04:41As long as it's the last one?

01:04:43I guarantee you that.

01:04:45I also have horns!

01:04:47Hey, what are you doing, you idiot?

01:05:01Lamonzo, what are you doing up?

01:05:05Hey, you know what? It was crazy.

01:05:07What?

01:05:08Sally attacked me like she never did before. It was crazy.

01:05:12Hey, I did the same thing with my wife.

01:05:14Really? Wow.

01:05:21Hey, where is Saskatchewan?

01:05:23Yeah, I don't know.

01:05:41Look at that.

01:05:45Saskatchewan!

01:05:48And what are we going to do with Higgins?

01:05:50Yeah, and you know what? This is what bothers me.

01:05:52Because I think you can't be sleeping alone, without responsibilities, and not pay for it.

01:05:57They have to make you pay.

01:06:00Son, you fell asleep on the couch again.

01:06:05You know you have to go to your room.

01:06:07You're bad, Marcus.

01:06:10Marcus, the bird is better, Marcus.

01:06:13And it wants to talk to you.

01:06:18Marcus, you'll be the best lifeguard in the pool.

01:06:22Don't breathe, son. Don't breathe.

01:06:29Who is it?

01:06:30Oh, it's Mommy's boyfriend.

01:06:32The one who touches you.

01:06:35He's crying. He's crying.

01:06:41Don't worry. Don't worry.

01:06:43Sleep, baby, sleep.

01:06:45Don't worry, I'll take you upstairs.

01:06:47Upstairs? You can't sleep on the couch.

01:06:49It's not right for you to stay here.

01:06:51You can't sleep here. You can't. You know it.

01:06:53Go to your room.

01:06:55Go to your room. Do you have it?

01:06:57Don't bring it here.

01:06:59This is not a closet. This is a bedroom.

01:07:02This is not a closet. This is your bedroom.

01:07:05And you also have your bathroom.

01:07:07You can pee there.

01:07:09I'm going to pee.

01:07:15Happy 4th of July!

01:07:19It's also the day of the bird's independence,

01:07:21so cross your fingers.

01:07:25Someday it will be veterinary.

01:07:27It's incredible, right?

01:07:31This octave machine is useless.

01:07:33It gets stuck, and it gets stuck, and it gets stuck.

01:07:35That's so sexy. Are you mad?

01:07:37I think he said, I think I'm stuck here,

01:07:39and I'd rather come to my side.

01:07:42You know, some guys in the store were talking nonstop

01:07:45about the basketball rematch they're going to play.

01:07:47I'm sure we'll have the uniforms together.

01:07:50No, no more alcohol.

01:07:53Did you really sleep drunk in the closet?

01:07:57I think so.

01:08:01No.

01:08:04That's disgusting.

01:08:09I had the sexiest dream about a blonde girl, and...

01:08:17I hope it was just a dream.

01:08:20Oh, that's disgusting.

01:08:27Oh, it's Lenny's office.

01:08:29Hi.

01:08:39Giggies is here, so please, Robby, tell the man what's going on.

01:08:43He doesn't care.

01:08:44Tell him.

01:08:45He cares about what you're talking about.

01:08:47My wife and I want to have a baby.

01:08:49Isn't that great?

01:08:50What do you think?

01:08:51Oh, wow.

01:08:52I'm so happy.

01:08:53The good news is that he can't have any more strias.

01:08:56Wow.

01:08:57Please.

01:08:58That's good.

01:08:59And the good news is that Gloria and the boy would share diapers.

01:09:02Wow.

01:09:03Wow, this is ugly.

01:09:04I'm sick of him.

01:09:05Because he doesn't understand.

01:09:06He's a disgrace.

01:09:07He doesn't understand.

01:09:08He doesn't understand.

01:09:09He can't because he doesn't have a formal relationship.

01:09:11Listen up, angry man, because the girls I'm dating

01:09:13are 70 or 80 years younger than their wives.

01:09:15He can't stop.

01:09:16The last one I was with was blonde.

01:09:18She's blonde, tall, and beautiful.

01:09:20She's not your type.

01:09:21The blonde and I started doing it, and we shook the bed.

01:09:23What?

01:09:24You shook the bed?

01:09:25What does that mean?

01:09:26I don't know.

01:09:27I only know how to wet the bed.

01:09:28I don't know anything.

01:09:29And the moment came, you know.

01:09:31A painting that was on the wall fell and made a crash,

01:09:34and hit her in the forehead.

01:09:36She cut her forehead.

01:09:37She cut it.

01:09:38And she didn't stop.

01:09:39No.

01:09:40I don't know.

01:09:41That's unbearable.

01:09:42Hello, guys.

01:09:43I'm tired.

01:09:44Your snoring didn't let me sleep last night.

01:09:51You're dead!

01:09:52Come back here!

01:09:53Come back here!

01:09:54It's my baby!

01:09:55I thought you were my friend!

01:09:56Leave me alone!

01:09:57Drink your corn!

01:09:58You're going to pay this time!

01:10:00Idiot.

01:10:01I'll teach you to respect me!

01:10:03Dead turtle!

01:10:04You despicable pig!

01:10:05No, Lenny!

01:10:06Robby, Robby, Robby!

01:10:07Robby, wait!

01:10:08Calm down!

01:10:09Calm down!

01:10:10Calm down!

01:10:11Calm down!

01:10:12Calm down!

01:10:13My friend, what's the problem?

01:10:17Guys.

01:10:18At the foot of the arrow.

01:10:19Come here, friend.

01:10:21Fight.

01:10:22It's fun to watch a dino fight.

01:10:23I had to tell you.

01:10:24You couldn't!

01:10:25It's my daughter!

01:10:26What?

01:10:27Shake the bed with her.

01:10:28Do you think I would do something like that to you?

01:10:30Of any of us, you would be the one who would do that to her.

01:10:33But you slept with Simpson's mother.

01:10:34It's true.

01:10:35I didn't even know him.

01:10:36He was her friend.

01:10:37I didn't even know him.

01:10:38She provoked me and I told her.

01:10:40She's his daughter.

01:10:41It's different.

01:10:42Me?

01:10:43Listen.

01:10:44Maybe I was flirtatious with him.

01:10:45But it was to get your attention.

01:10:47What about the growls?

01:10:48I heard them too.

01:10:53No!

01:10:54Twice!

01:10:55We heard them from our room.

01:10:57She's innocent.

01:10:58You know Marcus wouldn't be with your daughter.

01:10:59I mean, no, no.

01:11:00It's not that she's...

01:11:01You understand me.

01:11:03And what happened to your head?

01:11:04When I put on my pajamas, I had the feeling that a pervert was looking at me through the window.

01:11:09So I went to close the window and I tripped and I hit myself.

01:11:13Yes, partner.

01:11:14She's your daughter.

01:11:15I would never do it.

01:11:16You're my best friend.

01:11:18And Jasmine wouldn't do it with me because it's me.

01:11:21I'm sorry if I don't have a life made like Lenny.

01:11:23Oh, a life made like Lenny?

01:11:26Please.

01:11:27I answered your phone, hypocrite.

01:11:29It was your assistant.

01:11:30I asked him if he canceled the flight to Milan and he said he did it long before this trip.

01:11:35He said that?

01:11:36Why would he say that?

01:11:37Why?

01:11:38He made that up, didn't he?

01:11:39I'm not saying he made it up.

01:11:41I think deep down he thinks it's true.

01:11:43Don't lie to me, Lenny.

01:11:45Don't try to handle everyone and everything and start being responsible for once.

01:11:50I accept the responsibility.

01:11:51Yes, you're right.

01:11:52I thought it would be better for our family to be here with normal people instead of going to Milan.

01:11:57Are we normal?

01:11:59I didn't want to tell you.

01:12:00It was easier for me to keep it a secret.

01:12:02And in many marriages there are secrets.

01:12:05Mine is that I love you.

01:12:06I really love you.

01:12:07Really.

01:12:08Roxanne, it was just...

01:12:09Our children are becoming arrogant, crazy, spoiled.

01:12:13I...

01:12:14We have a babysitter and I...

01:12:15Oh, really? She's a babysitter?

01:12:16No, no, no. She's not a babysitter.

01:12:17Of course she's a babysitter.

01:12:19When will you stop lying? Tell us.

01:12:21After this is over.

01:12:23It's an exchange, okay? She's not a babysitter.

01:12:25Lenny.

01:12:27I know. That's all.

01:12:28I'll stop lying.

01:12:30I won't lie again.

01:12:31I swear.

01:12:32I love you.

01:12:33Men lie.

01:12:35They can't help it.

01:12:37Of course they lie.

01:12:39About what do I lie, Mrs. Simpson?

01:12:41Oh, please. The babysitter.

01:12:43What's wrong with her?

01:12:45Feel that attraction for her.

01:12:47I don't feel anything for that girl.

01:12:49I'm a married man. Period.

01:12:51But I enjoyed a pleasant conversation with a woman who didn't say,

01:12:54Where is this? And did you buy this?

01:12:57Yes.

01:12:58You know you can have conversations with me.

01:13:00When? You always work.

01:13:02And when you come home, you're tired all the time.

01:13:05And you barely touch me or look at me.

01:13:07It sounds like an old woman.

01:13:09Diane, you should have married Humberto Denuncio, like I told you.

01:13:13Yes, of course.

01:13:14And if I had followed him, you would be pregnant now, Mom.

01:13:17Maybe it's true, daughter.

01:13:19I won't talk anymore.

01:13:23Listen, maybe he didn't take you into account.

01:13:25And I'm sorry.

01:13:26What if I invite you to dinner every Thursday night?

01:13:30No, Thursdays I watch my soap opera.

01:13:32But any other day is perfect.

01:13:35Since we're being honest, I think I should be too.

01:13:41In fact, I'm not a co-owner of the furniture store.

01:13:45I don't work there right now either.

01:13:48They fired me in April.

01:13:50But I rented the Cadillac and pretended to be important

01:13:54because I didn't want them to know.

01:13:56Hey, Lamonsoff, you don't have to hide anything from us.

01:13:58I'm sorry.

01:13:59Yeah, since we're being honest here,

01:14:02I have to make a confession.

01:14:06I wear a wig.

01:14:08Really?

01:14:11I want to make a confession.

01:14:14I'm actually a man.

01:14:20No, I'm just playing. I'm playing.

01:14:22It hurts me that most people have believed it.

01:14:25No, no, no, we were just saying that...

01:14:27Keep going.

01:14:28However, I know it's not my duty,

01:14:30but after all, I'm older than everyone here.

01:14:34That's true, honey.

01:14:37Despite the jokes and the games, there's a lot of love here.

01:14:41And with love comes hostility.

01:14:44Like Rob when he answered me the other day.

01:14:48It was scary.

01:14:49And they think I'm calm, but inside...

01:14:52Inside, I said, Gloria Noonan.

01:14:55Don't call her sociopath,

01:14:57insect eyes with man complex.

01:14:59Hey, that's...

01:15:00And don't say her hair makes her look like a mongrel.

01:15:03That's true.

01:15:05Or that she looks like one of the Jonas Brothers with more silk.

01:15:08I understand.

01:15:09They understand the point you're getting at.

01:15:11Or a little cocky. I didn't say any of that.

01:15:14That's my favorite.

01:15:17Life can be difficult at times.

01:15:20There are problems with the family and the kids

01:15:23and things that don't go as planned.

01:15:26But that makes it interesting.

01:15:28In life, the first act is exciting.

01:15:31The second act is where the hard part begins.

01:15:37Why didn't you tell us you understood?

01:15:39You were the only one who knew.

01:15:41That's what they were trying to tell us.

01:15:43That was beautiful, honey. That was beautiful.

01:15:45Oh, yeah.

01:15:47Abrazo!

01:15:49Abrazo!

01:16:16Are you okay?

01:16:17I don't know. This is crazy.

01:16:19It'll be fun. Spend all morning inflating that thing.

01:16:22You'll be fine.

01:16:23Swear to me.

01:16:24Yes!

01:16:27Ready?

01:16:29Go!

01:16:37I want to do it again!

01:16:39It's not a favor. It's like an investment for me.

01:16:41A car repair center.

01:16:43There's nothing close. It'll be like a gold mine.

01:16:45Hey, I don't want to take your money.

01:16:47You're not taking my money. I'm going to make more.

01:16:49I want to go in, okay?

01:16:50I know the owner of the Celtics.

01:16:52And I'd get that bill.

01:16:53Those guys drive Bentleys and Ferraris.

01:16:55How do you know the owner of the Celtics?

01:16:57Hey, I'm the boss of his daughter's explorers' troop.

01:16:59If he wants her to win his medal as a cookie seller,

01:17:02he'll give us that bill.

01:17:09Ready to have fun?

01:17:11Yes! Start!

01:17:16Now!

01:17:22Speed up! You have to start!

01:17:32Do you really want to do it, Bailey?

01:17:34My five against your five.

01:17:36Hey, what a thing.

01:17:37Look at this. The guys are in shape.

01:17:40Robbie Duke, good to see you.

01:17:42Lenny.

01:17:43If you're looking at me, it's because I don't know.

01:17:48Listen, folks, we just want to eat watermelon and relax.

01:17:50I hope you agree with that.

01:17:52No, no, none of that.

01:17:53You're not getting away with this, Fader.

01:17:55Wiley escaped intensive care to see justice be done.

01:17:59Hey, go get that ball, Fader.

01:18:02Oh, Wiley.

01:18:03Was the field goal good?

01:18:05Yes. It's not the first time I've heard that.

01:18:07Oh, it's okay. I'm sorry.

01:18:09Do you want me to get you some of that Anakil?

01:18:12I've heard that too.

01:18:14Come on, Dickie, let us be with our families, okay?

01:18:16We want to rest.

01:18:17Yeah, they're afraid of us.

01:18:19That's what it's about.

01:18:20We're afraid they'll eat the ball before they start.

01:18:23The same, Higgins.

01:18:24He can talk, but he can't...

01:18:28I forgot the rest.

01:18:29Booyah!

01:18:30We have Robb with a broken leg.

01:18:32You can't do it, can you, pal?

01:18:35I think if the bell was here, he'd want us to try.

01:18:38I think he wants us to try.

01:18:41Was that William Shatner?

01:18:44Okay, let's do it.

01:18:45Done!

01:18:58Yeah, yeah, let's go!

01:18:59Woo!

01:19:03He doesn't want to wait any longer.

01:19:06Hey, look!

01:19:07Look!

01:19:37We all miss the days that you got through to me

01:19:40But, baby, I believe that you're the star

01:19:44Come on, come on, come on.

01:19:45You're not the other colored man who grew up here.

01:19:47No, no, in this city, I'm the colored man,

01:19:49and you're the other black man.

01:19:50No, Anu, in this city, I'm the black man.

01:19:52When the whites see me enter their store, they get scared.

01:19:54Yeah? When the whites see me enter their store, they run, yeah?

01:19:57Wow.

01:19:58Yeah, yeah, this is my white people.

01:19:59Go get your white people.

01:20:00You're crazy.

01:20:07Nope.

01:20:10Yeah!

01:20:12Good pass.

01:20:13Lucky shot.

01:20:15You're mine, you won't pass.

01:20:17Defense! Defense! Defense!

01:20:20Defense! Defense!

01:20:23Did you see that?

01:20:27Hey, move 78.

01:20:37Everyone's a winner, baby, that's the truth

01:20:40That's the truth

01:20:41Making love to you is such a thrill

01:20:45Everyone's a winner, baby, that's the truth

01:20:49You never fail to satisfy

01:20:52Satisfy

01:20:58Show me what you got. What do you say?

01:21:01Hey, where's your rhythm, huh?

01:21:08What the hell is that?

01:21:09It sounds like owls crowing.

01:21:11No doubt, alert!

01:21:16Oh, I'm sorry.

01:21:17It's inside.

01:21:31Oh yeah!

01:21:37What did you do to spill my beer?

01:21:39Cielo, why is everything always on you?

01:21:42Why must you always be an idiot?

01:21:55I'm here, I'm here.

01:21:57I can't anymore. I can't breathe.

01:22:00I can't feel my legs since the second quarter.

01:22:02Are we pretending to be Zionists?

01:22:04I'll deal with it.

01:22:06Oh, my God.

01:22:07I can't go on. I have a broken disc.

01:22:10I think that's it. I'm done.

01:22:12This is ridiculous. Someone's going to have a heart attack.

01:22:14What are you doing? Is that it?

01:22:17Enough, Darth Vader. Let's go. Sit down.

01:22:19Oh, please, Cielo.

01:22:20Let's have a Virgilio cannoli.

01:22:24You took the cannoli from your daughter?

01:22:26It's not Virgilio. Leave me alone.

01:22:28Don't hurt yourself, Dad!

01:22:30How about we include your son and my son in this?

01:22:33Done.

01:22:34Greggie.

01:22:35No.

01:22:40Hey, Bailey. Hey.

01:22:41Someone fill that container with moss water for the Hollywood boy.

01:22:45It's you. With a B.

01:22:49Hey, do you mind if I touch your belly?

01:22:51I love babies. I love to feel them.

01:22:53Yes, go ahead.

01:22:54Oh, thank you.

01:22:59That's not my baby. It's my booby.

01:23:01I also like to feel them.

01:23:03Hey, it's okay.

01:23:05Come on. Let's play.

01:23:0616 to 16. Half court. 2 to 2. Come on.

01:23:09Come on.

01:23:10And keep your feet off the line.

01:23:12Off the line. Off the line.

01:23:13There's a draw. There's a draw.

01:23:14Did you hear? Off the line.

01:23:15Let's see if this...

01:23:22Easy, son. Easy.

01:23:23That's it. 19 to 16. Come on. 19 to 16.

01:23:27Come here.

01:23:28Don't give him space.

01:23:30Come on. Come on.

01:23:32Come on.

01:23:37Yes!

01:23:383 to 3 against Hollywood.

01:23:40Your foot was on the line.

01:23:42Your foot was on the line.

01:23:43That wasn't a 3.

01:23:44That was a 2.

01:23:46I saw that. It was a good shot.

01:23:48That wasn't a 3.

01:23:49Ready. The next container wins.

01:23:54Thank you, guys.

01:23:55That's it. That's it.

01:23:57That's it. That's it.

01:23:58That's it. That's it.

01:23:59That's it.

01:24:00That's it.

01:24:02See you all.

01:24:03See you all.

01:24:06He don't let me.

01:24:09I don't let him, mama.

01:24:32I never let you down.

01:24:39I beat Hollywood.

01:24:41I beat Hollywood.

01:24:45I'm sorry.

01:24:46We'll win next year.

01:24:47I'll work harder on my left.

01:24:49That's the spirit.

01:24:50Hug me. I love you.

01:24:51You're great.

01:24:52That's it.

01:24:53That's it.

01:24:54That's it.

01:24:55That's it.

01:24:56That's it.

01:24:57That's it.

01:24:58That's it.

01:24:59That's it.

01:25:01Here you go, mama.

01:25:02A hug.

01:25:03You guys come.

01:25:12It's nice, no?

01:25:13Yes.

01:25:15This is beautiful, no?

01:25:17It is.

01:25:20That's it.

01:25:26Hey, Lenin.

01:25:27I thought you'd never miss that shot.

01:25:29Yeah, well, I thought the Bayleys needed to learn to win from time to time.

01:25:35And the Faders need to learn to lose.

01:25:38That was nice. I loved it.

01:25:43Look at them.

01:25:44Hey.

01:25:47You're a good man.

01:25:48Lenny.

01:25:49Hello, brother.

01:25:50Yes, old man.

01:25:51I know you're upset about losing the game to us.

01:25:53Are you drunk?

01:25:54No.

01:25:55Yes.

01:25:56Okay.

01:25:57Hey, there's something you'll never be able to beat us at.

01:26:00At what?

01:26:02Arrows, brother!

01:26:03Yes, yes.

01:26:04We're very good at that.

01:26:05Yes!

01:26:06I know you.

01:26:07Very good, friends!

01:26:08What are you going to do?

01:26:09The last one standing wins!

01:26:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

01:26:11Run!

01:26:13Run!

01:26:14No, not again!

01:26:15Get out!

01:26:17Help!

01:26:28What?

01:26:40No!

01:26:57No!

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