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00:00:00I have a question for you, what more does a child need, a father or a father, what is the difference?

00:00:11In my opinion, almost anyone can be a father, but not everyone has the patience and devotion to be a father.

00:00:17As for me, I always wanted to be a father, and let me tell you that I love it.

00:00:25And I love my truck, it drives wonderfully, and you know what?

00:00:29It didn't empty my bank account, it has room for the whole family.

00:00:33Yes, I love being a father, and I love these two adorable sunbeams.

00:00:41Hi Dylan, good morning.

00:00:42I don't care.

00:00:44I accept it, I'm not your biological father.

00:00:46Hi, good morning Mr. Whittaker.

00:00:48I'm his stepfather.

00:00:49Good morning Megan.

00:00:50Do you want to put this in the fridge?

00:00:51Sure.

00:00:52Did you make another drawing of our family?

00:00:55Uh-huh.

00:00:56There we are, Dylan, me, and Mommy.

00:00:59How cute.

00:01:00And over here, far, far, far away, is you.

00:01:04Oh.

00:01:05Hey, I'm wearing a baseball cap.

00:01:07That's a knife I stuck right in your right eye.

00:01:11Oh, I see.

00:01:12I love how you did my hair.

00:01:14It's Popó.

00:01:15It's well drawn.

00:01:16And Megan, is this puppy Popó?

00:01:18It's a homeless Popó.

00:01:20Oh.

00:01:22Correct.

00:01:23In fact, I haven't had any children of my own since I had a little fight at the dentist.

00:01:28I have a little bit of a reflux.

00:01:30Close your eyes.

00:01:31Breathe through your nose and you'll be fine.

00:01:40You have a very strange tongue.

00:01:42You need to brush it more.

00:01:43Since then, my noble parts are more decorative than anything else.

00:01:46Hey!

00:01:47And I thought I would never have a family.

00:01:49Until I met a beautiful mother named Sarah.

00:01:53Have you seen her?

00:01:55I'm a very lucky guy.

00:01:57I won the lottery.

00:01:58Hi.

00:01:59Hi.

00:02:00I'm sorry I'm taking so long.

00:02:01No.

00:02:02I have to show the 60's building to some clients.

00:02:03I know.

00:02:04The lunches.

00:02:05I didn't make them.

00:02:06I already packed them.

00:02:07I wrote motivational notes for them to start the day.

00:02:09They already had breakfast.

00:02:10And your light is perfect.

00:02:11You're amazing.

00:02:13Look at this.

00:02:14Huh?

00:02:15Another family drawing.

00:02:16Oh, no.

00:02:17I'm really sorry.

00:02:18No, no, no.

00:02:19You don't understand.

00:02:20This is the first drawing where he didn't send me to hell.

00:02:23I admit I have a knife in my eye and a vagabond's poop in my head, but...

00:02:27Actually, this is a lot of progress.

00:02:29I think he's starting to accept me.

00:02:31You always find the good side.

00:02:33That made me fall in love with you.

00:02:35I already told you.

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00:03:23Hi, I'm home.

00:03:27Hi there, how did it go?

00:03:30What happened?

00:03:31I don't want to know.

00:03:33I just want to talk to you.

00:03:35You want to talk to me?

00:03:36With me and your mother?

00:03:37No.

00:03:39Just me?

00:03:40Alone?

00:03:41You sure?

00:03:43I'm free.

00:03:44Let's sit in the living room.

00:03:45No importa, lo haremos ya, sin pensarlo tanto, ¿sí?

00:03:48Grandioso, ¿OK? ¿OK?

00:03:50Solo los hombres, ¿sí?

00:03:52Una charla amistosa, ¿sí?

00:03:55¡Qué impresión!

00:03:57Solo quiero que sepas que estoy aquí para escucharte.

00:04:00¿Está bien?

00:04:01No te voy a juzgar ni a regañar, solo te voy a compadecer.

00:04:05Es que en la escuela hay algunos

00:04:07que son más grandes que yo, van en cuarto grado, y...

00:04:12¿Fue un poco raro?

00:04:14Perdón, es que...

00:04:16Es un gran momento para mí, quise capturarlo.

00:04:19Perdón si fue incómodo.

00:04:21Bueno, continúa, sigue contando tu historia.

00:04:23Los de cuarto grado...

00:04:24Como te decía, van en cuarto grado, y...

00:04:26Es que en serio, Dylan confió en mí.

00:04:28Sara, es esa experiencia entre padre e hijo por la que me moría,

00:04:31y fue mejor de lo que yo me imaginaba.

00:04:33¡Ah!

00:04:34Amor, él me pidió apoyo, a mí.

00:04:36Me alegró mucho, cielo.

00:04:37Incluso me dijo que no te dijera,

00:04:39así que estoy traicionando su confianza ahora.

00:04:42¿Qué vamos a hacer con esos latosos de cuarto grado?

00:04:44Creo que va a estar bien.

00:04:46Sí, intentará hacer unos ejercicios de confianza

00:04:48en el patio de la escuela.

00:04:49¿De verdad? ¿Crees que funcione?

00:04:51Mientras no lo dejen caer, ¿sí?

00:04:53Oye, Brad.

00:04:54¿Sí?

00:04:55Si yo te pregunto algo, ¿prometes que no vas a llorar?

00:04:58Claro, linda, ¿qué ocurre?

00:05:00Bueno, en la escuela nos hablaron de una cosa.

00:05:02Se llama el baile de hijas y papás.

00:05:04Entonces, ¿quieres ir conmigo?

00:05:08Dijiste que no llorarías, Brad.

00:05:10No lloro.

00:05:11Ay, Megan, sí.

00:05:12Un millón de veces sí.

00:05:14¿No se supone que los mayores no lloran?

00:05:16Pues a mí me parece adorable que llore como un bebito.

00:05:18¡Megan!

00:05:19No está bien burlarte así de las personas.

00:05:21Solo los verdaderos hombres expresan sus emociones.

00:05:27Ya fue mucho, ¿no?

00:05:29No más rimas, hazlo en serio.

00:05:31¿Alguien quiere un bañito?

00:05:34Por fin nos convertíamos en una familia.

00:05:37Yo contesto.

00:05:38Después de ser rechazado y ser tratado como un invasor,

00:05:41finalmente estaba convirtiéndome en el papá que siempre supe que...

00:05:44¡Papito!

00:05:45¡Hola!

00:05:46¿Dónde estás?

00:05:47¿Dónde es Camerún?

00:05:49¿Estos son disparos?

00:05:50¡Wow!

00:05:51Papito, papito, quiero hablar con papito.

00:05:54Hola, papito.

00:05:55Bien.

00:05:56Llamó tu ex, ¿eh?

00:05:57Ah, sí.

00:05:58Qué felices están.

00:05:59Ha pasado mucho.

00:06:00Sí.

00:06:02Estamos viendo una película muy graciosa con mamá y Brad.

00:06:05¡Ah!

00:06:06Brad es el nuevo esposo de mamá.

00:06:07¿Qué?

00:06:08¿No sabe de mí?

00:06:09Bueno, no he hablado con él desde hace seis meses.

00:06:12Nos casamos hace ocho.

00:06:13Brad, papito quiere decirte algo.

00:06:15No.

00:06:16No, no, no.

00:06:17No tienes que hacerlo.

00:06:18Brad, no.

00:06:19Gracias, linda.

00:06:20Sí, Dusty.

00:06:21Un súper placer conocerte.

00:06:23Me gustaría tanto estrechar tu mano, ofrecerte un trago...

00:06:28¿Mañana?

00:06:29¡Viene, papito!

00:06:30¡Sí!

00:06:31Ah, sí, sí, sí.

00:06:32Claro.

00:06:33Yo iré a buscarte al aeropuerto.

00:06:35Whitaker.

00:06:36W-H-I-T-A-K-E-R.

00:06:40No, no, no.

00:06:41Me gusta dar mi número de seguro social por teléfono.

00:06:43Pues, ah, está bien.

00:06:45Mi índice de crédito es 752.

00:06:47Muy orgulloso.

00:06:48¿Perdón?

00:06:49¿Que en qué estilos de lucha tengo experiencia?

00:06:52Creo que jamás me lo habían preguntado.

00:06:54Hola, Dusty.

00:06:55Hola.

00:06:56Hola.

00:06:57Ya no está.

00:06:58¿Qué pasó?

00:06:59¿Lo invitaste a que viniera a la casa?

00:07:00Bueno, yo no...

00:07:01¿Va a venir mañana?

00:07:02No creí que aceptaría mi invitación tan pronto.

00:07:04Me dijo que sí de inmediato.

00:07:05¿Recuerdas cuando dije que era como si Jesse James y Mick Jagger tuvieran un bebé?

00:07:09Sí, yo creí que tal vez era todo delgado y nervioso,

00:07:12y que quizá tenía un poco de acento británico, amor.

00:07:15Es salvaje y está loco.

00:07:17Por eso me enamoré de él.

00:07:18Después tuve dos hijos.

00:07:19Me quedé con la responsabilidad y él desapareció.

00:07:21No importa el amor ni la pasión,

00:07:23ni que sientas que no puedes vivir sin él.

00:07:24Todas esas cosas son absurdas en comparación.

00:07:26Un hijo es una responsabilidad y él no lo entiende.

00:07:29Cielo, esto es algo bueno.

00:07:31Le daremos la bienvenida a Dusty y estableceremos justos pero firmes límites, ¿sí?

00:07:36Es lo que el otro papá llama poner una cerca de amor.

00:07:38¿Una cerca de amor?

00:07:39Guau, eso suena excelente.

00:07:41Pero tus libros de autoayuda nunca han visto a Dustin Mayer.

00:07:43Eso me suena que es un granuja.

00:07:45Pero no creo que esto se salga de control.

00:07:47¿Sí?

00:07:48Probando, probando.

00:07:49Tres, dos, dos, dos.

00:07:50República Pop.

00:07:51Dos, dos, dos, tres.

00:07:52Sí.

00:07:53Probando, probando.

00:07:54Dos, dos.

00:07:55¿Qué tienes para mí, Brad?

00:07:56Oh, señor Holt.

00:07:57Hola.

00:07:58Ah, yo espero que la nueva voz de Panda.

00:07:59Oh, oiga, hoy tengo que irme temprano.

00:08:00Iré a buscar al exesposo de Sara al aeropuerto.

00:08:01¿Es en serio?

00:08:02¿Quién te dio esa asquerosa tarea?

00:08:03Brad, ¿por qué quieres ese bueno para nada en tu casa?

00:08:04Dime.

00:08:05Bueno, no es que lo quiera en mi casa.

00:08:06Es solo que no me gusta.

00:08:07No me gusta.

00:08:08No me gusta.

00:08:09No me gusta.

00:08:10No me gusta.

00:08:11No me gusta.

00:08:13Los mejores libros sobre ser el otro papá dicen que lo peor que puedes hacer con los

00:08:19niños es rechazar al biológico.

00:08:21Ahora estás en zona de peligro y te diré por qué.

00:08:24Los niños que crecen sin padres siempre terminan obsesionándose con ellos, Brad.

00:08:27La mayoría de las mujeres con las que he estado como adulto han tenido conflictos

00:08:35paternales serios.

00:08:36No sé si sea un tema apropiado.

00:08:38Oye, mi esposa me mataría si supiera que te digo esto.

00:08:41She was a sexy waitress. 99 dollars an hour.

00:08:44She never met her father.

00:08:46But who did she end up with? With me.

00:08:48And who could mistreat her? Well, me.

00:08:50And well, over time I fell in love.

00:08:52But every time she revealed herself,

00:08:54I'd just stop the car and ask her to get out.

00:08:57And then she'd walk away.

00:08:59And guess what? She'd come home all the time.

00:09:02Your story has nothing to do with my situation.

00:09:05Oh, of course not. I just like to tell it.

00:09:07Hey, Pete, can we hear it now?

00:09:10103.6...

00:09:13Panda!

00:09:18I'm sorry.

00:09:19Keep it up, Brad.

00:09:21Someday we'll have a fight.

00:09:24Today I'll finally meet the father of my children.

00:09:27Am I nervous? Of course I am.

00:09:30But who wouldn't be?

00:09:32That's the thing.

00:09:34And look, Pepe, you know the kids.

00:09:36They always realize and understand everything.

00:09:39They know who's been there and...

00:09:41Oh, my God.

00:09:47I hope I'm not the ex-husband.

00:09:55Beer!

00:09:57Thunderstruck!

00:10:00Thunderstruck!

00:10:03There is no doubt this man is your better in every way.

00:10:14Hola, ¿tú eres Dusty?

00:10:15Nope.

00:10:16¿Qué?

00:10:18¿Estás seguro?

00:10:23¿Tú eres Dusty? No eres Dusty.

00:10:26This is Jesus.

00:10:28You're going to the station that everyone wants to put in the office.

00:10:31And now what?

00:10:37Hey, where have you been?

00:10:39I called you hundreds of times.

00:10:41Yeah, my phone died.

00:10:43This motorcycle is from...

00:10:44Yeah, he's here.

00:10:45He's here?

00:10:46Yeah.

00:10:47And what's he doing inside?

00:10:48He gives the kids all kinds of candies.

00:10:50Candies? That's not possible!

00:10:52I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:10:55Amor, estoy ardiendo más que un chile habanero.

00:10:57Hay varios puntos que me gustaría repasar con nuestro amigo Dusty.

00:11:00Empezando con la etiqueta en el aeropuerto.

00:11:02Cortesía y expectativas.

00:11:04Papá, ¡qué buena historia!

00:11:06¿Les gustó la historia?

00:11:07Todo es verdad.

00:11:08Oigan, ¿quién quiere más caramelos y un par de dólares que jamás han circulado?

00:11:11Así que tú eres Dusty.

00:11:26Sí, soy yo.

00:11:27¿Y tú, el esposo nuevo y mejorado?

00:11:29¡Ven aquí, compadre!

00:11:31Así ya nos conocimos, en el aeropuerto.

00:11:33No lo recuerdo, de verdad.

00:11:34Sí, me acerqué y te pregunté si eras Dusty.

00:11:36¿Recordaría perfecto un hombre imponente como tú?

00:11:38Bueno, debió haber sido mi error.

00:11:40Así me viste a mí en el aeropuerto.

00:11:42Sí, eso lo sé.

00:11:43La verdad es que yo te vi antes que tú a mí y pensé,

00:11:45¿él es quien está criando a mis hijos?

00:11:47Parece que lo tiene todo.

00:11:49Mírate, lo dedujiste todo.

00:11:51Descifraste el código.

00:11:52Pues, yo no lo pondría así.

00:11:54Oye, no te pongas modesto conmigo.

00:11:56Es muy modesto.

00:11:58Él es demasiado modesto.

00:11:59Cielo, tú lo tienes todo.

00:12:01Todo el mundo lo dice.

00:12:02Sí, tengo más que todo.

00:12:04¿Ya entiendes por qué me apanique en el aeropuerto?

00:12:06Me pasmé, Brad.

00:12:07Lo siento.

00:12:08No te preocupes.

00:12:09Estas son aguas difíciles de navegar.

00:12:10Vaya que lo son.

00:12:11Eres profundo.

00:12:12Fue raro que Sarah no me hubiera hablado de ti.

00:12:14Pensé, ¿qué esconderá?

00:12:16Ahora lo sé.

00:12:18A un campeón.

00:12:20Oye, Brad, ¿ya viste la moto de mi papito?

00:12:22Es increíble, ¿no?

00:12:23Sí, mucho.

00:12:25¿Es una Indian?

00:12:27Sí.

00:12:28Me parece que las fabrican en Minneapolis.

00:12:31Jamás he ido, pero ahí hacen el programa de videos graciosos.

00:12:35¿Y cuál es el otro?

00:12:37El de cocina.

00:12:38Que creo que es mucho mejor.

00:12:41Oye, amigo, sé que sabes de motos, Brad.

00:12:43¿Y ruedas?

00:12:44Ajá, sí.

00:12:45¿De verdad?

00:12:46Sí.

00:12:47Bueno, ya no, pero antes sí.

00:12:48Sí, en la escuela tenía una...

00:12:52Tenía una Kawasaki.

00:12:53Kawasaki 9.

00:12:54¿Ah, sí?

00:12:55Con defensas y un pedal de control.

00:12:58¿Sí?

00:12:59Sale a dar un paseo.

00:13:00Ven, sácala.

00:13:01Tienes que probarla.

00:13:02Tiene mucha potencia.

00:13:03No, no, no, no.

00:13:04Por favor, Brad.

00:13:05Sí.

00:13:06No, basta, niños.

00:13:07Es hora de que se duerman.

00:13:08Ya es demasiado tarde.

00:13:09Cepillense los dientes.

00:13:10Sí, obedezcan a su mamá.

00:13:11No quisiera intrometerme, pero es que me encantaría poder cobijar a mis hijos.

00:13:17Sí.

00:13:18Sí, por supuesto.

00:13:19Son tus hijos.

00:13:20Adelante.

00:13:21Te lo agradezco, Brad.

00:13:23El rey metió la pata.

00:13:25Se equivocó en verdad.

00:13:27Él creyó que podía ir a cazar dragones y su reina siempre lo estaría esperando.

00:13:31Hasta que un día el rey se enteró de que su dominio fue invadido por un rey drastro

00:13:36de cabello rezado y gran crédito.

00:13:37¡Oh, no!

00:13:38El rey salió de inmediato a sus tierras.

00:13:40Y cuando él llegó, contempló con afecto a la reina, recordando sus buenos tiempos juntos,

00:13:45porque cuando la conoció en su mejor época, cuando ella sea de todo y realmente sea de

00:13:49todo.

00:13:50Creo que les estás contando un buen cuento.

00:13:52¿Les importa si escucho?

00:13:53Creo que ya es algo tarde y ustedes tienen que descansar.

00:13:55¡No, no queremos más historias, papito!

00:13:57Oiga, niños, yo me quedaría aquí toda la noche, pero tenemos que respetar las reglas

00:14:00de Brad, no importa lo arbitrarias que parezcan.

00:14:03Buenas noches, mis tesoros de oro.

00:14:08Que descansen, pequeños querubines mágicos.

00:14:11Aquí vienen unos besitos de mariposa y unos besos de esquimal.

00:14:15Ya duerme.

00:14:16Descansen.

00:14:17Ya descansen.

00:14:18¿Quién quiere cosquillas?

00:14:19¡Yo!

00:14:20Buenas noches, mi suspiro de Dios.

00:14:22Buenas noches, mi lágrima de Cristo.

00:14:24Casi lo olvido.

00:14:25Mi famoso.

00:14:26¿Quién quiere que le rasque la espalda?

00:14:28Ay, qué relajante, qué relajante.

00:14:30Buenas noches, mi amor.

00:14:31¿A quién le doy 20 dólares?

00:14:32¡Yo los quiero!

00:14:33¿Muchos dólares?

00:14:34¿Qué?

00:14:35Oh, sí.

00:14:3620 para ti.

00:14:37Y 20 para ti.

00:14:38No sé si sea apropiado.

00:14:39No te preocupes.

00:14:40Niños, descansen.

00:14:42Oye, si quieres, ven mañana después de la escuela.

00:14:45Sería un buen momento para...

00:14:46¿Pero qué hay de ese trago?

00:14:47¿Cuál trago?

00:14:48Tú me prometiste un trago.

00:14:49¿Ya se te olvidó?

00:14:50Oh, claro.

00:14:51Un trago.

00:14:52Sí, lo prometí.

00:14:53He hecho.

00:14:54Podemos beberlo allá afuera.

00:14:55Perfecto.

00:14:56Está bien.

00:14:57¡Hey!

00:14:58¿Qué estás haciendo?

00:14:59¿Ahora son amigos o qué cosa?

00:15:00No, pero le ofrecí un trago y debería cumplir la promesa que le hice.

00:15:03Bien.

00:15:04Solo un trago después de esas deberes.

00:15:06Correcto.

00:15:07¿Oíste?

00:15:08Pusiste tú cerca de amor.

00:15:09No lo olvides.

00:15:10Y luego a dormir.

00:15:11Está bien.

00:15:12Eso haré.

00:15:13Sí.

00:15:14Sí.

00:15:15Oye, ¿qué es eso de allá?

00:15:17Ah, pues, esa es una casa del árbol.

00:15:20Solo es un proyecto que hago con Dylan.

00:15:24Sí, solo llevamos dos meses con eso.

00:15:26Oh, se ve bien.

00:15:27Gracias.

00:15:28Entonces, Dusty, ¿cuánto tiempo crees que estarás por aquí?

00:15:32Bueno, Brad, la verdad es que debo tomar un avión en una semana.

00:15:35Es tiempo de patear traseros por la patria.

00:15:37Ah, entiendo.

00:15:39¿Eres soldado?

00:15:40Nope.

00:15:41Entonces eres...

00:15:42¿Sí?

00:15:43Sí, ¿qué?

00:15:45No quieres saber más de eso, Brad.

00:15:48Correcto.

00:15:50Escucha, Dusty, creo que deberíamos fijar un horario de visitas.

00:15:54De esa forma sentirás que pasas suficiente tiempo con los niños.

00:15:58No te andes con rodeos, Brad.

00:16:00No, yo no me ando con rodeos.

00:16:03¿Quieres saber por qué estoy aquí?

00:16:04Por eso miraste lo que escribiste en tu mano.

00:16:07Ten valor, Brad, y pregúntame.

00:16:10Joey, ¿qué haces aquí?

00:16:12Sabemos que los niños necesitan una única figura masculina.

00:16:15Sarah ya decidió.

00:16:17Soy lo bastante hombre para cerrarte el paso.

00:16:20Te voy a apoyar frente a mis hijos.

00:16:22Les daré mi sagrado permiso para confiar en ti.

00:16:25Amarte y...

00:16:27Decirte papá.

00:16:29¿Harías eso por mí?

00:16:30No, pero lo haré por ellos.

00:16:34¿Es lo que quieres, no es así, Brad?

00:16:36Más que nada en el mundo.

00:16:39Dusty te manipuló.

00:16:40Él acaba de manipularte ahí afuera.

00:16:42Sé que eso es lo que parece.

00:16:44Porque te prometí que le pediría que se fuera

00:16:46y luego lo invité a quedarse una semana.

00:16:48Pero no me manipuló.

00:16:49¿Sabes qué hizo?

00:16:50Fue al grano.

00:16:51No me digas.

00:16:52¿Y te digo una cosa?

00:16:53Fue refrescante.

00:16:54Creo que todos nosotros deberíamos ir al grano.

00:16:57¿En serio?

00:16:58Sí.

00:16:59En solo una conversación.

00:17:00Repasó ocho capítulos de mi libro del otro papá.

00:17:02Esto será bueno para los niños y para mí, Sarah.

00:17:04Ay, Brad, no tienes idea de con quién estás lidiando, amor.

00:17:07Dusty juega contigo.

00:17:08Es lo que hace.

00:17:09Tiene una impresionante valentía varonil.

00:17:12De eso no hay duda.

00:17:13Pero, ¿te digo una cosa?

00:17:14Creo que aquí adentro tienen suave, suave relleno cremosito.

00:17:19En serio, creo que es muy sensible.

00:17:21Y solo necesita a alguien con esto, un buen oído.

00:17:24Y yo lo tengo.

00:17:30Oh, buenos días, Dusty.

00:17:31Hey.

00:17:32¿Ya despierto?

00:17:33Desde temprano para hacer 30.

00:17:34¿En serio? ¿30 minutos de qué?

00:17:35Ah, 30 kilómetros.

00:17:37Entrené y luego preparé una tanda de bollos de canela

00:17:39para mi familia.

00:17:40Y para ti también hay uno.

00:17:41Wow.

00:17:42Me impresionaste.

00:17:43Gracias.

00:17:44Buenos días, niño.

00:17:45Qué rico huele.

00:17:46Papito es un cocinero súper, súper bueno.

00:17:49Aquí tienen, hijos.

00:17:50Sí, esto se parece mucho a un sinabón.

00:17:53Gracias, Brad.

00:17:54Qué lindas cosas dices.

00:17:56Y sabe exactamente igual, de hecho.

00:17:58La misma forma, mismo aspecto, mismo glaseado.

00:18:00Ahora estás avergonzándome, pero te agradezco el cumplido.

00:18:03Buenos días, bonita.

00:18:05Buen día.

00:18:06Escuchen, niños.

00:18:07Brad y yo hablamos ayer sobre la importancia de la familia.

00:18:09Y ahora que están todos, quiero decir unas palabras, ¿sí?

00:18:11Sería fabuloso.

00:18:12Niños, las familias crecen y cambian todo el tiempo, ¿entienden?

00:18:16Y a veces, un integrante nuevo llega a tu corazón

00:18:19y no sabes si tienes espacio para uno más.

00:18:21Aquí hay alguien que espero que puedan aprender a amar.

00:18:23¿Ok?

00:18:26¡Ven aquí!

00:18:28¡Un perrito!

00:18:29¡Sí!

00:18:31¿Trajiste a la casa a un perro?

00:18:32Sí. ¿Algún problema?

00:18:34Parecías muy animado cuando se los dije, Brad.

00:18:36No, creí que estabas hablando de mí.

00:18:37Pero tú no eres un perro, Brad.

00:18:38No.

00:18:39Oye, ¿y anoche, lo que hablamos?

00:18:41Ah, sí, pero tiene que darse de manera natural.

00:18:43¿Por qué no puede darse ahora?

00:18:44Porque no se puede.

00:18:45Ay, está sucio.

00:18:46¿Hasta qué edad tiene esa cosa?

00:18:47Calcó lo que tiene unos 15.

00:18:49Lo encontré esta mañana al lado de un basurero.

00:18:51Le puse tumor porque su amor crece y crece.

00:18:53¿Podemos calcular el tumor?

00:18:54¿Sí?

00:18:55Ah, le voy a dejar la decisión a Brad.

00:18:57¡Por favor, Brad!

00:18:59¿Por qué está mirándome así?

00:19:00Solo me mira a mí.

00:19:02¿Por qué mejor no compramos un cachorro, eh?

00:19:04¿Hablas en serio, Brad?

00:19:05¿De un cachorro qué van a aprender?

00:19:07Un viejo como él ha visto mucho del mundo, Brad.

00:19:09Viviendo libre, luchando por sobrevivir y viendo cosas que no imaginamos.

00:19:12¡Mírala, sabiduría en sus ojos!

00:19:14¿Sabes lo que les pasa a los perros viejos en los refugios?

00:19:16Lo enviarán al cielo de los perritos en cuanto lleguen.

00:19:18¡No, Brad, no! ¡No metas a nuestro perro!

00:19:20¡Te odio!

00:19:22Ok, ok, bien.

00:19:24Que viva las pocas semanas que le quedan con nosotros.

00:19:27¡Sí!

00:19:28¡Gracias, Brad!

00:19:29Yo no te odio, Brad.

00:19:30¡Se está haciendo popis!

00:19:31¡Ay, qué asco!

00:19:32¡No nos molestará limpiarlo!

00:19:34¿Qué tal eso?

00:19:35Te dije, ya les está enseñando a ser responsables.

00:19:37Niños, si van a recogerla, usen guantes.

00:19:39Debe tener gusanos en su popó.

00:19:40Sí.

00:19:48¡Kathy!

00:19:49¿Podrías mover esta cosa?

00:19:50No puedo sacar mi auto del garaje.

00:19:52Oye, Brad, ¿puedes ir?

00:19:53Quiero darme una ducha.

00:19:54Sí, claro, yo lo hago.

00:19:56Hola, señor.

00:19:57Bloqueo la salida.

00:19:58Lo sé, lo sé.

00:19:59Tranquila, tranquila.

00:20:00Yo, yo la quité.

00:20:01¿Pero qué haces?

00:20:02Brad, no.

00:20:04¡Ey, ey, ey!

00:20:05No pueden acercarse a eso.

00:20:07Oye, ¿qué haces si el oro...

00:20:10No sé si sea una buena idea, Brad.

00:20:12¡Donti!

00:20:13¡Me está vibrando todo el esqueleto!

00:20:16Ya déjalo, Brad.

00:20:17Es mucha máquina para ti.

00:20:18No, estoy bien.

00:20:19¿Por qué no te pones una camisa y te das la ducha que querías?

00:20:21Oye, te veías bien en esa moto.

00:20:23Es un abajo, cuatro arriba, dos.

00:20:24Y todo el mundo sabe que es un abajo y cuatro...

00:20:27¡Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado!

00:20:42¿Brad se murió?

00:20:43Creo que tenemos que prepararnos para esa posibilidad, mi vida, ¿sí?

00:20:48¡Brad!

00:20:51¡Brad!

00:20:56¡No puede ser!

00:20:58¿Te encuentras bien?

00:20:59No, no estoy bien. Estoy atorado.

00:21:01Y me asusta.

00:21:02Ay, amor.

00:21:03Oye, Brad, dijiste que sabías rodar motos.

00:21:05¡Claro que sé!

00:21:06¿Y la camisa que te dije que usaras?

00:21:07Creo que si supieras, no estarías en una pared ahora, Brad.

00:21:10Sí, perdón por decirlo, pero tiene razón.

00:21:12¡Casi mataste a los niños!

00:21:13No lo haga sentir mal, corazón.

00:21:14Quiso lardear con los niños un poco y se salió de control.

00:21:17Solo agradece que nadie se lastimó, ¿quieres?

00:21:19¿Y yo lo cuento?

00:21:20Ahora, niños, escúchenme.

00:21:21Esto les enseña por qué jamás deben mentir sobre su capacidad de hacer cosas

00:21:24que claramente no pueden hacer, ¿entendieron?

00:21:26Creo que mi brazo se atoró en la pared.

00:21:28Ya, Brad, quieto. Yo te ayudo.

00:21:29No, no, no, no, no. No, tú no hagas nada.

00:21:31¿No entiendes que te pongas una camisa?

00:21:33Solo cálmate, ¿sí?

00:21:40Oye, lamento mucho lo que le pasó a tu auto.

00:21:42Sí, yo lamento lo que le pasó a tu moto.

00:21:44No sufría daños, ni un rasguño.

00:21:46¿Ni siquiera un rasguño?

00:21:47Impresionante.

00:21:48Qué curioso.

00:21:55¡Avancen dentro de los conos! ¡Como si fuera helado!

00:21:58¡Buenos días, Jerry!

00:22:00¡Hay que circular dentro de los conos!

00:22:02¡No, papito, quédate dentro de los conos!

00:22:04¡Wow, wow, wow! ¡Dentro de los conos!

00:22:06¡Dentro, por favor! ¡Así está mejor!

00:22:08¡Vamos a mantener seguros a los niños!

00:22:10¡Gracias, Brad!

00:22:11Lo siento, Doris.

00:22:12¡Sí, adiós!

00:22:14Ya, tú tranquilo.

00:22:15Todo este asunto de la fila de autos puede ser abrumador.

00:22:17Sí, hasta que suba un helicóptero a la mitad de una revuelta en Cuba, Brad,

00:22:20esto no es nada.

00:22:22¡Adiós, niños! ¡Los amo a los dos mucho!

00:22:24¡Ojalá tengan un gran día, oyeron!

00:22:25¡Adiós, papita!

00:22:26¡Hagan todas, todas sus tareas!

00:22:27¡Adiós, niños! ¡Que tengan un grandioso...

00:22:32Esto es lo más emocionante.

00:22:33Ya abrimos en el Mercado Número 68,

00:22:35haciendo del Panda la estación de Yasuabe,

00:22:37Número 3 de toda la nación.

00:22:39¡Wow!

00:22:41Y justo aquí es...

00:22:42mi...

00:22:43mi rinconcito.

00:22:45¡Wow!

00:22:46Debo reconocer que es más de lo que esperaba.

00:22:48¡Wow!

00:22:49¡Wow!

00:22:51Te envidio un poco, Brad.

00:22:52Ah, ya basta.

00:22:53Es la verdad.

00:22:55Eres un gran hombre con un buen ingreso

00:22:57y con una mujer increíble que te ama.

00:22:59¿En serio? Gracias por decirlo.

00:23:00Hablo en serio.

00:23:01Con el sacrificio que hace por ti,

00:23:03eso sí que es amor.

00:23:04¿Sacrificio?

00:23:05Claro, Brad.

00:23:06¿Sabes lo mucho que quiere otro bebé?

00:23:09¿Cómo que quiere otro bebé?

00:23:11Renunciar a eso y casarse con un hombre que sabía que eras débil.

00:23:14Eso es amor.

00:23:16¿Cómo te enteraste que soy...

00:23:17¿Bradley?

00:23:18Caroline dice que escucharemos una nueva voz más tarde.

00:23:20Sí, señor, en más o menos 15 minutos.

00:23:22Bien.

00:23:23¿Y cómo te fue con el payaso del exesposo?

00:23:25¿Le diste una golpiza con tu cerca amorosa?

00:23:28Bueno, de hecho es curioso, señor Holt,

00:23:30porque quiero presentarle a Dusty Mayer.

00:23:33No creo lo que veo.

00:23:35¿Ella estuvo casada con él?

00:23:37Perfecto.

00:23:38Hay que poner las reglas, niño bonito.

00:23:39¿Fuerza Aérea?

00:23:40¿Qué?

00:23:41Por el broche que trae.

00:23:42La 101 es una gran división, señor.

00:23:44Gracias, Dusty.

00:23:45¿También serviste ahí?

00:23:46No, señor, yo no tuve ese gran honor,

00:23:48pero es un privilegio estar en presencia de alguien que sí.

00:23:50La Fuerza Aérea.

00:23:51Esos chicos aman volar.

00:23:53Mucho gusto, señor.

00:23:54Gracias, gracias.

00:23:55Qué placer, Dusty.

00:23:56El placer es mío, qué honor.

00:23:57Amigos a primera vista.

00:23:59Qué bonito.

00:24:01Por favor, no puede ser.

00:24:02¿Todo ese tiempo traficando armas para los liberadores

00:24:04bajo las narices del cártel,

00:24:06y ni una vez sospecharon de ti?

00:24:08Seguro empezaron a sospechar

00:24:09cuando los devoró una bola de fuego del tamaño de cuatro manzanas.

00:24:13Qué bien.

00:24:14Me encanta.

00:24:15No te envidio, Brad.

00:24:16Si él fuera el ex de mi esposa,

00:24:18me pegaría un tiro.

00:24:20Por favor, Leo, basta.

00:24:22Señor, creo que Barry está listo.

00:24:24Creo que él le encantará.

00:24:25Muy bien.

00:24:26Listo para escuchar.

00:24:30Ciento tres punto seis,

00:24:32el panda.

00:24:39¿Te gusta, Brad?

00:24:40Mucho, claro.

00:24:42La verdad, creo que su voz tiene una cálida confiabilidad.

00:24:45Le dará confianza a los radioescuchas.

00:24:48¿Tú qué dices, Duster?

00:24:50¿Ya Dusty trabaja en el panda?

00:24:52Sí, Brad tiene razón.

00:24:53Jamás me ha gustado el jazz suave.

00:24:55No haré comentarios.

00:24:56El jazz suave no le gusta a nadie.

00:24:58A mí sí me gusta.

00:24:59Eso no me sorprende.

00:25:00¿Qué opinas, Dusty?

00:25:01A mí me pareció algo flácido.

00:25:03Creo que necesita una voz con virilidad y esperanza

00:25:05que le diga a la audiencia,

00:25:06oigan, tal vez la canción que sigue

00:25:08no sea tan mala como la última.

00:25:09También creo que la melodía debería ser...

00:25:11Ciento tres punto seis,

00:25:14el panda.

00:25:19¿Qué?

00:25:20¿Qué fue lo que pasó?

00:25:23Él, él, él cantó el eslogan.

00:25:25¡Qué buen perro!

00:25:26¡Qué bueno eres!

00:25:28¡Papito!

00:25:29¡Hola!

00:25:31¡Ah, justo a tiempo, escuchen esto!

00:25:32Ciento tres punto seis,

00:25:34el panda.

00:25:36¿Eres tú?

00:25:37¡Sí!

00:25:38¿Eres tú?

00:25:39¿Pero y él por qué?

00:25:41Lo llevé al trabajo.

00:25:42Quince minutos después ya era la nueva voz del panda.

00:25:44¿Puedes creerlo?

00:25:45Grabé una toma a las nueve de la mañana

00:25:47y ya la han pasado once veces.

00:25:48¿En serio me pagarán ciento ochenta dólares

00:25:50por cada vez que la pongan?

00:25:51Sí, cada vez, sí.

00:25:52¡Uy, dinero!

00:25:53¿Ahora ven por qué amo a este país más que la mayoría?

00:25:56Hey, ¿y eso qué es?

00:25:57Es el reparador que acabo de contratar.

00:25:59Arregla a los dueños de arriba.

00:26:01¿Tu esposa contrató a un hombre?

00:26:02¿Para qué?

00:26:03¿Para escuadrar, reparar tableros,

00:26:04albañilería y colocación de ventanas?

00:26:05Por favor, lo haremos esta noche.

00:26:08Sí.

00:26:09Solo es escuadrar ventanas

00:26:11y hacer eso como se llame.

00:26:14Subiremos para...

00:26:16entrar en acción y arreglarlo.

00:26:18Dusty sabe usar las manos.

00:26:20Sé usar las manos, Brad.

00:26:21Le consta eso.

00:26:23Correcto.

00:26:24Sí, subiré y le...

00:26:25¿Quieres que vaya yo?

00:26:26No, no, no, no.

00:26:27Le diré que se vaya.

00:26:28No, no, no, déjalo.

00:26:29Le voy a decir...

00:26:30¿Qué crees, amigo?

00:26:31No, los hombres llegaron.

00:26:32Eso haré.

00:26:33Le diré que los hombres llegaron.

00:26:34Sí, hazlo.

00:26:35No quiero insinuar que él no es un hombre,

00:26:36que los muchachos ya regresaron.

00:26:37¿Sí?

00:26:43Hola.

00:26:45Yo soy Brad.

00:26:46Mi esposa te contrató.

00:26:47Un placer, Brad.

00:26:48Solo subí para decirte que tú...

00:26:53que te deseo buena suerte.

00:26:56Te agradezco que me desees suerte.

00:26:58Estaré abajo.

00:27:01¿Qué pasó?

00:27:02Ya sabes, creo que ya está trabajando

00:27:04y siento que es...

00:27:05no sería correcto.

00:27:07¿Por qué es negro, Brad?

00:27:08No, no, no, no.

00:27:09¡Megan, Dylan!

00:27:10¿Qué estás haciendo?

00:27:11Momento educativo.

00:27:12¿Ah?

00:27:13Niños, ¿cómo llamaríamos a Brad

00:27:15si tratara a una persona diferente

00:27:16solo por su color o raza?

00:27:18¿Brad está haciendo racismo?

00:27:20Racista, hijo.

00:27:21Brad es racista.

00:27:22Sí, lo...

00:27:23Ay, no, pero no a propósito.

00:27:24¿Brad es del clan, mamá?

00:27:25No.

00:27:27Entonces, ¿soy racista porque no despido a alguien?

00:27:30Sí, lo eres.

00:27:31Sí, lo eres.

00:27:34Lo estás interpretando mal.

00:27:36Claro, solo ves un instante que soy de color

00:27:38y de pronto eres el señor yo lo hago todo.

00:27:40No, claro que no.

00:27:41Permíteme pagar tu tiempo y el que hayas venido.

00:27:43No me hagas favores, cabeza rapada.

00:27:46¡No estoy calvo!

00:27:47Hiciste lo correcto.

00:27:48Pues, creo que no hice bien.

00:27:50Empecemos.

00:27:51¿Y tus herramientas?

00:27:52¡Yo sé dónde las guardé!

00:27:53¡En el escritorio!

00:27:55¿Están en el escritorio, Brad?

00:27:56En el escritorio.

00:27:57Están más accesibles.

00:27:58Conveniente.

00:27:59Sí.

00:28:02¿Y esto para qué?

00:28:03¿Es de pesca?

00:28:04No, solo que tú quieras ir.

00:28:06¿Qué tienes aquí?

00:28:07¡Oh!

00:28:08¿Un martillo, cinta adhesiva, tres baterías y un tampón?

00:28:10Sí, el tampón lo uso para...

00:28:12Sí, sé para qué son.

00:28:14¿Y las reparaciones?

00:28:15¿Qué esperas de mí, Brad?

00:28:16Comprar las herramientas costaría más que contratar a alguien para que lo haga.

00:28:26El rey Thrastro no le pareció tan mal al rey cuando lo conoció.

00:28:28Tal vez un poco blando, pero oigan,

00:28:30la reina necesitaba comer.

00:28:32Cuanto más sabía de él, más dudaba de la capacidad del rey Thrastro para reinar.

00:28:35Así que el rey decidió que solo había una manera de...

00:28:37Hola, ¿buena historia?

00:28:39Sí, el rey por fin volvió a su castillo.

00:28:41Pero el malvado rey Thrastro no le devolvía su corona.

00:28:44Ah, ajá, sí, esa historia ya la había oído.

00:28:47Es una historia muy antigua, Brad.

00:28:49Niños, resulta que el rey Thrastro no era tan malo.

00:28:51Era un hombre bueno, divertido en las fiestas, con conversación, amable.

00:28:55Sí, y él se dio cuenta de que la hermosa reina y los perfectos príncipe y princesa

00:28:59estaban solos.

00:29:00Y llegó valiente a su rescate.

00:29:02Sí, pero que la reina no estaba triste porque el rey Thrastro

00:29:04no podía darle un heredero al trono.

00:29:06Esto ya se está volviendo personal.

00:29:08Oye, Brad, calma, estos son solo cuentos de hadas.

00:29:10Está bien, la reina no estaba triste, que quede claro.

00:29:14Y el rey Thrastro estaba casi, casi seguro de que no le afectaba a la reina.

00:29:17Sí, Brad tiene razón, la reina estaba feliz, ¿eh?

00:29:20¿No?

00:29:21Sí.

00:29:22Corazón, ¿qué es lo que te pasa?

00:29:32¿Estás así porque Dusty encontró tu tampón?

00:29:34No, no, bueno, fue algo vergonzoso.

00:29:38Es solo que, pues, hay la posibilidad de que quieras otro bebé.

00:29:45No puede ser, ¿cómo?

00:29:46¿Dusty te dijo algo, Brad?

00:29:49Solo quiero que te alteres.

00:29:51¿Entonces no es verdad?

00:29:56Okay, posiblemente sí quería otro bebé,

00:29:59pero no es posible por lo que les pasó a tus...

00:30:02Y no los estoy culpando, de verdad, los amo.

00:30:04Estos peluditos son mis amigos.

00:30:06No tienes que decir eso.

00:30:07Los son.

00:30:09Estoy completamente feliz con la familia que tengo.

00:30:12Solo los soporto porque los niños se ponen muy felices de verlo, Brad.

00:30:16Y quiero que tengan una relación con su padre.

00:30:19¿Te digo algo?

00:30:20Ya quiero ver su cara cuando vea todo lo que estás haciendo por sus hijos.

00:30:25Sí, yo me... me involucro, les brindo apoyo.

00:30:30Sí, así es.

00:30:31Tienes toda la razón.

00:30:33Creo que Dusty debe darse cuenta de lo que hace un verdadero papá.

00:30:37Estoy emocionado.

00:30:40Descansemos, ¿sí?

00:30:42Si quieres el amor de un verdadero buen hombre

00:30:46Ven aquí dentro de mí y te haré entender

00:30:50No es solo amor

00:30:52Ven y tómalo

00:30:54Porque lo que tengo

00:30:55Sabes que no puedes falsificar

00:30:57Porque si quieres el amor de un hombre

00:30:59Ven y tómalo

00:31:01Oh, si quieres el amor de un hombre

00:31:03Tienes que hacerlo

00:31:04Escucha

00:31:05Recuerda, chica

00:31:07I've been around the block

00:31:09My days are tired

00:31:11But I won't stop

00:31:13Now it's your turn

00:31:15To make a choice

00:31:17Don't just sit there, girl

00:31:18Stand up and raise your voice

00:31:20Oh, if you want the love of a man

00:31:22Come and get it

00:31:23Oh, if you want the love of a man

00:31:25You've got to get with it

00:31:27So, if you want the love of a man

00:31:29Come and get it

00:31:31Hallelujah

00:31:33You will come tumbling down

00:32:04I'm sorry, Brad. Are you okay?

00:32:07What do you think?

00:32:08Wow, what a good shot.

00:32:10You liked it, huh? It's military grade.

00:32:11Did you put it all together today? With my tools?

00:32:13You can't build a treehouse with a tampon, Brad.

00:32:15No, they helped me a little.

00:32:17Hey, Dylan, the console is already connected.

00:32:19Thank you, Uncle Griff.

00:32:20No problem, champ.

00:32:21Uncle Griff?

00:32:22It's just that yesterday I went out for a drink

00:32:23and behind the bar was our friend Griff.

00:32:25We started talking and we made a bond.

00:32:27Seriously, he's a great man.

00:32:28He really is.

00:32:29I know what you think of him, but give him a chance.

00:32:31Hey, he's got problems at home.

00:32:33And firing him for sure didn't help him much.

00:32:35I fired him because you forced me.

00:32:36I forced you?

00:32:37Yes.

00:32:38Tell me, now I'm in charge of everything?

00:32:39My name is in the mortgage.

00:32:40I thought you were the man of the house

00:32:41and Griff and I were just staying here.

00:32:42He's not staying here.

00:32:43Because of his color, right?

00:32:44No, that's not the reason.

00:32:45Look, Griff helped me do this.

00:32:47So, despite the prejudices you might have...

00:32:49I don't have any prejudices.

00:32:51I said, maybe you do.

00:32:52Well, I don't.

00:32:53Good, because I said maybe you didn't.

00:32:55Hey, kids, put your helmets on the ramp.

00:32:57We have to be safe.

00:32:58What? What ramp?

00:33:00Hey, I know it's a big place,

00:33:01but your house will be very popular in the neighborhood.

00:33:03I have a sound system, a pair of GoPro cameras...

00:33:05He's Cory from Red Bull.

00:33:06Hi, Cory!

00:33:07Sponsor for my garden?

00:33:09Mr. Mehron, you jump!

00:33:11Nicholas, please, Dusty!

00:33:13And yes, I will jump.

00:33:14I want you to see.

00:33:17I dedicate this to my future champions of the X Games.

00:33:19Dylan and Megan, for you!

00:33:30Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

00:33:43You chose the wrong hobby, my friend.

00:33:47Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

00:33:55Thank you!

00:33:56Oh, hello, Sara!

00:33:57Hi!

00:33:58Very good, who's next?

00:33:59I'm next.

00:34:04Look!

00:34:08What a nice trick, Dusty.

00:34:11You're adorable.

00:34:12Brad?

00:34:13Who wants to see how we did it in the empty pools of Encino?

00:34:17Kaztec?

00:34:18Irvine? Long Beach?

00:34:19Santa Clarita?

00:34:21Santa Cruz?

00:34:23Fremont?

00:34:24Not heaven. Get off. Get off of there.

00:34:26I'll try that.

00:34:27No way.

00:34:29You can do it, Brad.

00:34:30It's not that bad.

00:34:31Good luck.

00:34:41I can't do it, Brad!

00:34:42No, no, no, don't touch it. Wait a second.

00:34:44How can you ask me not to touch it? It's hurt.

00:34:46I know you're in trouble, I understand.

00:34:47But who do you want in charge, Sarah?

00:34:49You?

00:34:50Yes.

00:34:51Listen, we have an emergency situation.

00:34:52What's the first thing we do?

00:34:53Who is it?

00:34:54You, Carrot!

00:34:55Call for emergencies!

00:34:56Close, but wrong.

00:34:57The first thing we do is keep calm.

00:34:59What good advice.

00:35:00The operator won't understand if they're hysterical, you hear?

00:35:02Now you have to breathe. Inhale ten.

00:35:04Hey, what are you kidding? Help him!

00:35:06Hey, that's not calm, Sarah.

00:35:08Please, call for emergencies and tell the operator calmly everything that happened.

00:35:11I understand, yes.

00:35:12Does anyone know what's next?

00:35:13Check your pulse.

00:35:14Yes, my star. Come up here, son.

00:35:16Good.

00:35:17Now two fingers on the neck.

00:35:18Under the ear.

00:35:19Good.

00:35:20Do you feel the pulse?

00:35:21Uh-uh.

00:35:22That means Brad is clinically, you know?

00:35:25Your friend.

00:35:26Dead?

00:35:27Very good, friend. You're ready. He's dead.

00:35:29Now what do we do? Quick, we're losing him.

00:35:31Give him RCP.

00:35:32Yes, that's my girl. Very good, beautiful.

00:35:35Very good.

00:35:36Now interlace the fingers and press hard here.

00:35:39Oh, very good, daughter.

00:35:40Dusty, help him!

00:35:41Good. Now I'm going to do this.

00:35:43Kids, pay attention.

00:35:44If you do the compressions well, it shouldn't take long.

00:35:47Clear, guys.

00:35:52There it is, there it is.

00:35:55We did it!

00:35:56My daddy can bring the dead back to life!

00:36:00Show Wida you're a zombie!

00:36:05Hey, honey, I'm fine, really.

00:36:07It was just a discharge.

00:36:09You almost died. That's exactly what happened, Brad.

00:36:11We thought we had lost you.

00:36:13I'm sorry, I'm very sorry.

00:36:14It's just that I got tired of being the boring dad.

00:36:17All the kids see him as Superman.

00:36:18Well, now you know how I felt.

00:36:20I was always the bad mom,

00:36:21handing out carrots and a lot of punishments,

00:36:23and then he'd come from I don't know where

00:36:25and become the dad who made everyone laugh.

00:36:28If you listen to him, I'll talk to him, okay?

00:36:31I'll tell him to take his things and go to the motel next door.

00:36:34And soon.

00:36:35Exactly.

00:36:39Wait, Prince Hans, is he the villain?

00:36:42I never thought that would happen.

00:36:43I thought he loved Anna a lot.

00:36:45I hate Prince Hans.

00:36:46Dusty.

00:36:47Hi, how are you, Chispas?

00:36:50Chispas, you're so funny.

00:36:52Have you seen this movie?

00:36:53It's amazing.

00:36:54There are two sisters and one uses ice as a power.

00:36:56Yes, I've seen Frozen.

00:36:58Listen, Dusty, I have to tell you something.

00:37:00No, not now, Brad.

00:37:01Pause the movie.

00:37:02Hey, you could talk outside.

00:37:03Pause it, Griff.

00:37:04No, I don't want to ruin the moment.

00:37:06You don't want to put...

00:37:07If there's another song, pause it, okay?

00:37:09Do you want me to pause my emotions?

00:37:10Just pause the song.

00:37:12What happened, what happened, Brad?

00:37:13What do you need?

00:37:14This won't take long.

00:37:15Correct.

00:37:16Listen, I just think...

00:37:17Yes.

00:37:18I understand.

00:37:19And now that Griff is here,

00:37:21they represent a kind of...

00:37:24Stupid helmet!

00:37:25Son, what happened?

00:37:26They pushed me off my bike and I'm sick of it!

00:37:34I want you to pay her, okay?

00:37:35I want you to pay her parents.

00:37:36And if you don't have parents,

00:37:37I want you to pay her caregivers.

00:37:38Did I make myself clear?

00:37:39Yes.

00:37:40Dylan, wait.

00:37:41Megan is playing with him.

00:37:42I'm very upset about this.

00:37:43Was it the fourth grade?

00:37:44Fourth grade?

00:37:45You knew this, Brad?

00:37:46Yes.

00:37:47Dylan specifically asked to talk to me.

00:37:48Really?

00:37:49So we practiced a dialogue to resolve conflicts.

00:37:51Are you serious, Brad?

00:37:52What you should teach them is to give them a good beating.

00:37:55He's right.

00:37:56You should be firm.

00:37:57Be clear.

00:37:58You know what?

00:37:59It's a family matter, Griff.

00:38:00No, they're both right.

00:38:01Those brats deserve a beating.

00:38:03Hey, do you have mayonnaise, sorry?

00:38:04Yes, it's behind...

00:38:05Wait a second.

00:38:06I'll get it for you.

00:38:08Listen, I know we're very upset now,

00:38:11but this is the thing.

00:38:13Violence doesn't solve anything.

00:38:15Hey, read your history books.

00:38:16Almost everything was solved like this.

00:38:18There are better ways.

00:38:19Very good.

00:38:20Tell me one.

00:38:21Besides the dialogue.

00:38:22Do you want one?

00:38:23Name one!

00:38:24What do you mean, name one?

00:38:25You said there were other ways to solve problems.

00:38:26I'm just saying.

00:38:27What are you going to do?

00:38:28I don't know.

00:38:29You said you knew.

00:38:30You talk as if you knew.

00:38:31Fine, yes.

00:38:32What?

00:38:33With a dance.

00:38:34With a dance.

00:38:35Did you really say with a dance?

00:38:37It's very popular among young people to solve conflicts with a dance.

00:38:41They face each other and challenge each other,

00:38:43cronking or popping and closing.

00:38:45Then they challenge each other and turn around.

00:38:47And all of that is as intense as any street fight.

00:38:51But at the end of the day, no one gets hurt.

00:38:54And it's an excellent aerobic routine.

00:38:57You don't know how to explain yourself well.

00:38:58I say it's not such a bad idea because there's a rich history of dance battles in the movies.

00:39:02There's Breakdance 1, Breakdance 2...

00:39:03Well, I didn't remember that.

00:39:04I didn't remember that.

00:39:05Electric Boogaloo, one of the rare cases where the school is better than the original.

00:39:08Much better.

00:39:09There's One Step Ahead, urban dance.

00:39:10It's not wrong.

00:39:11Cielo, do you want to teach Dylan how to dance?

00:39:14No.

00:39:15I'm just saying that teaching him how to fight is not the right thing to do.

00:39:18I understand, but maybe teaching him how to defend himself isn't so bad.

00:39:23Very good.

00:39:25That's it.

00:39:26Perfect.

00:39:27Are you ready?

00:39:29Yes.

00:39:30A lot of protection.

00:39:35Are you ready, champ?

00:39:36I think so.

00:39:37You're ready.

00:39:38Brad, Griff.

00:39:39You'll be the fourth graders.

00:39:40I'll be Dylan.

00:39:41Perfect.

00:39:42Good.

00:39:43Hey, buddy.

00:39:44The first thing you have to do is face the big guy.

00:39:45Hey, hey.

00:39:46What's up?

00:39:47Are you afraid of fighting me without the support of your friends?

00:39:50Wow.

00:39:51Uh-huh.

00:39:52Yeah.

00:39:53That really affected me.

00:39:54It filled me with shame.

00:39:55A lot.

00:39:56I'm telling you, maybe you're behaving like you don't want to.

00:39:59No?

00:40:00Are we in the same boat?

00:40:01No.

00:40:02The kid will think that now he can hit you alone, but now he's just a bully to face.

00:40:06The big guys always start by pushing.

00:40:07Watch.

00:40:08Push me.

00:40:09Yes.

00:40:10I didn't connect it.

00:40:11Did I?

00:40:12No, but it was close.

00:40:13See what I did, buddy?

00:40:14I turned my body enough for his weight to push him, and then I threw the punch.

00:40:18I'm not going to hit you.

00:40:19Did you hear that?

00:40:20Relax.

00:40:21Did you hear that?

00:40:22Uh-huh.

00:40:23It's called a surprise factor.

00:40:24Then you kick his ass.

00:40:25Do you want more, you son of a bitch?

00:40:26Did you like that, you son of a bitch?

00:40:27Listen.

00:40:28We have to use that term.

00:40:29No.

00:40:30You're right.

00:40:31Unfortunately, yes.

00:40:32I'm sorry.

00:40:33You have to humiliate him.

00:40:34Destroy his ego.

00:40:35Stay there, clown.

00:40:36I'm going to kick you where it hurts.

00:40:38Kick him, Dylan.

00:40:39I thought you were on my side.

00:40:40Yes, but when Dylan threw you, I switched sides.

00:40:42What do you think is going on in the backyard, Rad?

00:40:44It's your turn.

00:40:45Come, buddy.

00:40:46I'll be the fourth-degree bravucon.

00:40:47I'd like to go now, yes?

00:40:48Listen to me.

00:40:49This is simple.

00:40:50You can do it.

00:40:51I said no.

00:40:52I don't want to do this.

00:40:53I'll just get away from now on.

00:40:54Mom?

00:40:55Okay.

00:40:56Come, honey.

00:40:57Come.

00:40:58Calm down.

00:40:59Help me.

00:41:00Go.

00:41:01Hey, wait.

00:41:02Listen to me.

00:41:03I know what it's like to be afraid to go to school.

00:41:05When I was your age, a group of kids started bothering me.

00:41:09I ran and cried in the bathroom.

00:41:11They bothered me every day because they knew I was very afraid of them.

00:41:17Until one day I got tired and I hit Jesse Hobart in the nose.

00:41:21Really?

00:41:22And they left you alone?

00:41:23Of course.

00:41:28Rad.

00:41:29That's it.

00:41:30Come here, buddy.

00:41:32Hey, I'm proud of you.

00:41:33Now look at me.

00:41:34I want you to hit Adam's apple.

00:41:36I want you to destroy his throat.

00:41:38One second, one second.

00:41:39That's it.

00:41:40I'm sorry.

00:41:41Look, I'm feeling very guilty.

00:41:44I'll be honest.

00:41:45Some elements of my story are not very true.

00:41:47Unstoppable crying?

00:41:48It's very true.

00:41:49Constant harassment, of course.

00:41:51But I've never hit anyone in my life.

00:41:55It's no secret.

00:41:56What did you do then?

00:41:57Yeah, what did you do?

00:41:58Well, I didn't do anything.

00:42:00Sixth grade was so hard that I changed my name to Divino Encaje.

00:42:04Why do you tell him those things?

00:42:06I pretended to be blind all year to make them sympathize.

00:42:10Which worked.

00:42:11Until they found out I was watching a pet show.

00:42:15It was so serious that my parents mortgaged the house to put me in a private school.

00:42:19You have to do that.

00:42:20Can I go to a private school, please?

00:42:22No, Dylan, we can't do that.

00:42:24I'll tell you why.

00:42:25Because since that day, I've always run away from conflict.

00:42:29In fact, if I had had Dusty as a father at your age,

00:42:32maybe he would have taught me to defend myself.

00:42:36Uh, wait a minute.

00:42:38You mean, if I don't defend myself now,

00:42:41I'll grow up to be a chicken like you?

00:42:43Um, yes.

00:42:44That's the basic idea of what I'm saying, yes.

00:42:47Okay, then let's do it.

00:42:50You can do it, champ.

00:42:51Hit here.

00:42:52Come on.

00:42:53One, two, three.

00:42:54One, two, three.

00:42:55You're a winner.

00:42:56You're a champion.

00:42:57You should jump with a belt.

00:42:58You're a fighting dog.

00:43:00That was really great.

00:43:03Excellent job.

00:43:04It was fun to see you guys participate together

00:43:06like a couple of great co-papas.

00:43:08Yes.

00:43:09Co-papas, huh?

00:43:11I like that.

00:43:13You know what?

00:43:14With that same spirit of unity,

00:43:16I thank you for inviting me to stay and share moments like this.

00:43:19Speaking of that, when I called you a while ago,

00:43:21I wanted to start a conversation.

00:43:22No, no, no, no.

00:43:23I recognize what you've done.

00:43:24And I pay my debts.

00:43:25Look, Sara, no matter how much you want another child,

00:43:27I can help you have a baby.

00:43:28Would you like that?

00:43:29What are you saying?

00:43:30I know someone.

00:43:31You know someone?

00:43:32Yes, I know someone.

00:43:33A fertility doctor.

00:43:34He's a friend of mine.

00:43:35I trained him for his first Ironman.

00:43:36Dr. Francisco is the best of all.

00:43:38Dr. Emilio Francisco?

00:43:39Do you know Emilio?

00:43:40Of course I do.

00:43:41I've seen him on TV so many times.

00:43:43Yes, he's one of the five best endocrinologists

00:43:45of reproduction in the nation.

00:43:46See?

00:43:47People wait years to get an appointment with him.

00:43:49You really think he'll take care of us?

00:43:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:43:51I know he will.

00:43:52If anyone can help them have a baby, it's him.

00:43:55Mom, do you have a baby?

00:43:57Can we name him Griff?

00:43:58Thank you, brother.

00:43:59Listen, I don't know if this is a good idea.

00:44:01You don't want to name your baby after a black man, is that it?

00:44:03No.

00:44:04You want to name him after a white man like

00:44:06Connor or Gordon,

00:44:07Harland,

00:44:08or Scott with a T,

00:44:10or Brad.

00:44:11No, no, no.

00:44:12Griff is a beautiful name.

00:44:13I'm just saying it's not a good idea

00:44:15to hope so much

00:44:16because in the end,

00:44:18it's very likely

00:44:20he'll let you down.

00:44:21Yes, honey, but what are you saying?

00:44:23I promise, I promise,

00:44:24I promise not to hope.

00:44:26We could try.

00:44:27Say yes, okay?

00:44:29Yes, okay.

00:44:30I just don't want you to get too excited.

00:44:32No, I won't, I won't.

00:44:33I feel like you're already very excited.

00:44:36And where are you going, Sarah?

00:44:37Will you call your mother?

00:44:38No!

00:44:39Okay, yes, but it's for another matter.

00:44:41It's not for another matter.

00:44:43Don't you see, Brad?

00:44:44It's a trap.

00:44:45You'll use your little doctor

00:44:46to get your wife into the idea of a baby.

00:44:48When those results finally prove

00:44:50that you can't give her a baby,

00:44:52who do you think will be there with a loaded gun?

00:44:54Well, I trust my wife.

00:44:56Then we don't have to keep talking about this.

00:44:58I'll tell you a story, Brad.

00:45:00When Jeanine, my fourth wife, and I

00:45:02came back from our beautiful honeymoon,

00:45:04she told me she had a 23-year-old son,

00:45:06a Brazilian boy.

00:45:07She said he was very young.

00:45:09He moved in with us,

00:45:10with very different habits.

00:45:12And tensions began.

00:45:13I tried to impose my authority.

00:45:15Andreas, put the furniture down.

00:45:17Andreas, you're too big to sleep in bed with Mommy.

00:45:20Andreas, you have to leave the steroids.

00:45:22When he got upset,

00:45:23he'd hit me with the car antenna.

00:45:25Maybe that's how kids are.

00:45:27No, not really.

00:45:28Then I adopted him.

00:45:29I helped him get his citizenship.

00:45:31As soon as the papers arrived,

00:45:33guess what happened.

00:45:34I think I know.

00:45:35Bam!

00:45:36They moved in with Barstow.

00:45:37Turns out Andreas was his boyfriend, Brad.

00:45:40I never saw that coming.

00:45:42Actually, I did.

00:45:43After one or two words from his story.

00:45:46The moral of this story

00:45:47is that it's good to know when you're beaten.

00:45:49You know I love you, Brad.

00:45:52But to be honest,

00:45:53I even support Dusty.

00:45:55He's too charming.

00:45:57Hey, it's getting a little late.

00:45:59Shouldn't we be working?

00:46:01Of course. You win.

00:46:03Where are we

00:46:04with the Panda Jazz numbers for the summer?

00:46:07London?

00:46:08Are you still in the conference room?

00:46:11Dusty Meiron!

00:46:13Crazy good for nothing!

00:46:15Boom, boom!

00:46:17You look great.

00:46:19You still do Iron Man?

00:46:20Yeah, I finished Brazil in 11.40.

00:46:22That's amazing.

00:46:23Yeah, but I'm not as good as you yet.

00:46:25In my first race,

00:46:26I got to the finish line limping,

00:46:27and he had already given me a couple of laps.

00:46:29Who beats Iron Man

00:46:30and decides to give another lap?

00:46:32Who does that?

00:46:33That sounds exhausting.

00:46:34Hey, I'm Dr. Francisco.

00:46:35You must be Sara.

00:46:37What's up?

00:46:38And Dusty, you didn't exaggerate about your ex-wife.

00:46:40You're very pretty.

00:46:41You didn't exaggerate about him either.

00:46:43You must be Phosphorescent Bag.

00:46:44What?

00:46:45I'm just kidding, buddy.

00:46:48Okay.

00:46:49Come with me.

00:46:50We'll take a look.

00:46:52I'm going to tell you what's going on, right?

00:46:54I think I can assure you

00:46:55that your case has nothing to do with X-rays.

00:46:57Come here for a second, baby.

00:46:58Come closer.

00:46:59Give me that pretty hand.

00:47:00That's it.

00:47:01Put it here.

00:47:02Very good.

00:47:03Do you feel that?

00:47:04Yes.

00:47:05I'll tell you,

00:47:06these testicles shouldn't have that shape.

00:47:07Really?

00:47:08Do they feel the same as everyone else?

00:47:10Hello.

00:47:11That reduces blood flow,

00:47:12limits power.

00:47:13What you should...

00:47:14You know what?

00:47:15I know.

00:47:16I'm talking to you.

00:47:17Yes.

00:47:18Why are you coming in here?

00:47:19Can you help me, please?

00:47:20Do you always have to make me go through this?

00:47:21Shut your mouth and cooperate.

00:47:22Perfect.

00:47:23What's wrong with you?

00:47:24What are you doing?

00:47:25Does this seem ethical to you?

00:47:26Holy balls of snow.

00:47:29Did you drink saliva?

00:47:30No.

00:47:31Don't worry.

00:47:32I always drink saliva.

00:47:33Look at this.

00:47:34This is what we want.

00:47:36Chubby and bulky.

00:47:38Tertiary and smooth.

00:47:39Like two Patrick Stewarts.

00:47:41Do you understand?

00:47:42Don't embarrass me in front of Sarah, will you?

00:47:44I'm sorry, brother.

00:47:45Now, I want you to order the cow

00:47:47to see if there's any hope.

00:47:48Hey, Dusty,

00:47:49do you want to try to break your own record?

00:47:50No, I'm fine.

00:47:51Hey, I'm doing you a favor.

00:47:52The least you can do

00:47:53is give me something to show off at the symposium.

00:47:55Okay.

00:47:56If I'm going to break the record,

00:47:57I'll break the record.

00:47:58Oh, yeah.

00:47:59You're not kidding.

00:48:00Can I have a big glass, too?

00:48:02What?

00:48:03Stop playing.

00:48:04Order it.

00:48:05Time is gold.

00:48:31Hola.

00:48:32Una pregunta.

00:48:33¿Qué tan difícil sería

00:48:34para una persona

00:48:35preparar un poco de sus cinnabons?

00:48:37¿Necesitaría un horno profesional?

00:48:39Patsky,

00:48:40¿podrías darle esto a Dusty?

00:48:41Es su primer cheque de regalía.

00:48:42Sí, te aviso.

00:48:43Es más de lo que tú ganas.

00:48:44No te preocupes.

00:48:45¿Cuánto más de...?

00:48:46Ah, y dile que a las 8.30 en mi casa.

00:48:48No tiene que llevar nada.

00:48:49Gracias, amigo.

00:48:50Yo jamás he ido a su casa, señor.

00:48:51No, jamás.

00:49:02Fotos.

00:49:03¡Bien!

00:49:05¿Es que le roné esa montaña?

00:49:06Oigan, ¿y por qué se están besando en todas las fotos?

00:49:09Oh, mami besaba mucho, papito.

00:49:11Los casados se besan mucho.

00:49:13¿Listos?

00:49:14¡Ay, guau! ¡China!

00:49:16¡Me encantó!

00:49:17Dylan, tú fuiste creado en esa muralla, hijo.

00:49:19¡Dusty!

00:49:20No es necesario.

00:49:21Está bien, ¿a qué seguir?

00:49:23Ahí conocí a su mamá

00:49:24siendo el rey y yo en verano.

00:49:27Ay, ese disfraz me quedaba muy ajustado.

00:49:29La siguiente, por favor.

00:49:31¡Ay, miren eso!

00:49:34¿Soy yo de bebita?

00:49:36Uh-huh.

00:49:44¿Y ahora, niños?

00:49:45¿Vamos a prepararnos para dormir?

00:49:48¿Oyeron?

00:49:49¡Es hora de un cuento, familia Mayron!

00:49:50¡Un cuento!

00:49:51No tenemos que esperar al señor Woodacar, ¿sí?

00:49:53No me agradas nada,

00:49:55pero eso de ahí fue devastador.

00:50:02¡Sí, ya llego, Griff!

00:50:04Así que el rey levantó su poderosa espada

00:50:06y la dejó caer sobre el rey Drastro.

00:50:08Pero el rey Drastro la bloqueó con su espada

00:50:10y soltó su látigo de nueve colas en la cara del rey.

00:50:13Que el rey fácilmente desvió como la pluma de una gaviota.

00:50:16Y luego el rey contraatacó con una ráfaga de golpes

00:50:18y estocadas tan veloces y precisas

00:50:20que el rey Drastro no tuvo forma de evadir.

00:50:22¡Sí!

00:50:23Pero lo hizo, lo hizo, evadió todos.

00:50:25Fácil, sin problemas.

00:50:26¡No!

00:50:27Y luego le quitó la espada al rey de la mano

00:50:30y la rompió en su rodilla.

00:50:32¡Bú!

00:50:33Entonces el rey sacó una poderosa escopeta Mosberg,

00:50:35lo que me parece anacrónico.

00:50:37Si vamos a salirnos de contexto,

00:50:39el rey Drastro casualmente llevaba puesto un chaleco antibalas.

00:50:42Granada de conmoción.

00:50:43Granada de mano.

00:50:44Lanza cohetes.

00:50:45Lanza misiles.

00:50:46Ataque aéreo.

00:50:47Ataque nuclear.

00:50:48Agujero negro.

00:50:49Diosito.

00:50:50Sabemos cómo termina esto.

00:50:51El rey Drastro estaba muy molesto

00:50:53porque cuando el verdadero rey sacó su espada

00:50:55era larga y radiante.

00:50:57Y el rey Drastro tembló ante su gran tamaño.

00:50:59Y aunque el rey Drastro reconocía que el rey

00:51:01tenía una poderosa espada hermosamente grabada,

00:51:05todas las doncellas de esas tierras

00:51:07preferían la espada del rey Drastro de tamaño promedio

00:51:10porque sabía escuchar.

00:51:13Y el rey tenía que entender que era un invitado en su castillo

00:51:16y cuidar mucho su comportamiento

00:51:18porque el rey Drastro estaba harto de las tonterías del presumido.

00:51:21Brad levantó la voz.

00:51:23Niños, lamento que hayan tenido que escuchar cómo levantó la voz.

00:51:26Díganselo a su madre.

00:51:27Brad, ¿hablamos en el pasillo?

00:51:30Brad, ¿qué pasó ahí dentro? Dime.

00:51:34Escucha, el rey Drastro no debió levantar la voz

00:51:37enfrente del príncipe y la princesa.

00:51:39¡Lo admite!

00:51:40¿Por qué sigues hablando así si ya estamos solos?

00:51:42¡No lo sé! ¡Yo estoy muy molesto!

00:51:44Un segundo.

00:51:46Hola.

00:51:47Sí, Brad, está muy bien.

00:51:49Es el doctor Francisco.

00:51:50¿Quiere que vayamos mañana a las 9.30, bien para ti?

00:51:52Sí, claro.

00:51:53Te veremos allá.

00:51:54Adiós, amigo.

00:51:55Ven.

00:51:56El doctor los verá en un momento.

00:51:58Gracias.

00:51:59Gracias.

00:52:03Oye, Brad.

00:52:05Pase lo que pase, piensa que hiciste todo lo posible.

00:52:08¿Sí?

00:52:09Gracias.

00:52:10Hola, hola.

00:52:11Señores, creo que voy a ir directo al grano.

00:52:13Sara, temo que tengo malas noticias.

00:52:16Ay, no.

00:52:17Qué horrible.

00:52:18Lo siento.

00:52:19Es una lástima.

00:52:20Mi corazón se paró.

00:52:21Sí, es una pena, Sara.

00:52:22Una pena que tendrás que soportar por tener a Brad encima

00:52:24todo el tiempo,

00:52:25pero Brad también tiene la posibilidad de hacer que te

00:52:29embaraces.

00:52:30¿Qué?

00:52:31¿De verdad?

00:52:32Es increíble.

00:52:33No conocía esto.

00:52:34Oye, Doc, no les des falsas esperanzas.

00:52:36Recuerda lo que dijiste sobre el flujo sanguíneo y esas

00:52:38cosas.

00:52:39Pues Brad tiene que darte las gracias, Losty.

00:52:41Miren, en ratas de laboratorio,

00:52:42cuando otro macho alfa se aparece,

00:52:44aumenta la testosterona y la fertilidad.

00:52:46Oiga, no garantizo nada, pero con mi ayuda,

00:52:48Brad creo que quedará suficiente en el tanque para llegar

00:52:50a Babylandia.

00:52:51Es maravilloso.

00:52:52Gracias.

00:52:53Gracias.

00:52:54Déjeme abrazarnos.

00:52:55Sí, no se preocupe.

00:52:56Es un placer.

00:52:57No puedo creerlo.

00:52:59Jamás esperé esto.

00:53:14Sé mental, presumido y viril.

00:53:17Te subestimé, Brad.

00:53:18Así es.

00:53:19Finalmente puedo darle todo a Sara y estoy muy feliz.

00:53:22Esto es lo que tienes que hacer.

00:53:23Tienes que empezar a orinar en la habitación donde Losty

00:53:25duerme.

00:53:26Él va a oler tu orina y sabrá que tu virilidad no debe

00:53:29tomarse a la ligera.

00:53:31Es buen consejo.

00:53:32Lo hice hace un año en el lobby.

00:53:34Sí, me acuerdo.

00:53:35Ese fue un riesgo de salud.

00:53:36Haz usted al de FedEx.

00:53:37No, voy a ser el adulto en esto.

00:53:39Está bien, sé el adulto.

00:53:40Pero fabrica un bebé lo más rápido que puedas, Brad.

00:53:43Porque al final, si Sara elige a Losty y no a ti,

00:53:45él tendrá que ser el otro papá.

00:53:47¿De tu bebé?

00:53:48¿No sería maravilloso?

00:53:49Venga, dame esos cinco.

00:53:51No, ¿sabe?

00:53:52Se siente raro que festeje por la custodia de mi futuro hijo.

00:53:56Estaba en el equipo de Losty.

00:53:57Intento pasarme al equipo ganador, Brad.

00:53:59Coopera.

00:54:00Prefiero no hacerlo.

00:54:01Estoy compartiendo un momento contigo.

00:54:03Por favor, dame cinco.

00:54:04Sería...

00:54:05No, gracias.

00:54:06Hecho, ahí está.

00:54:07¿Por qué no?

00:54:08Bien.

00:54:09Eso no contó.

00:54:10Te llamo, Brad.

00:54:11No es un dame cinco válido.

00:54:12Pronto habrá un bebé.

00:54:13Losty.

00:54:14Brad, ¿en qué te ayudo?

00:54:16Oh, wow.

00:54:17Impresionantes lagartijas.

00:54:19Oye, lo que hiciste por Sara y por mí nos cambiará la vida.

00:54:26Solo quiero agradecerte.

00:54:28Y lo siento.

00:54:30¿Lo sientes?

00:54:31¿Por qué?

00:54:32Bueno, te lo voy a decir.

00:54:34Verás, cuando apareciste, un hombre galán y muy emocionante.

00:54:41Creo que me sentí poco competitivo y algo inseguro.

00:54:46Y entonces dije, bueno, tal vez quieras desafiarme.

00:54:50Pero hoy probaste que lo único que te interesa es la felicidad de nuestra familia.

00:54:54Ay, Brad, me halagas.

00:54:56¿De verdad?

00:54:57¿Sabes?

00:54:58Así es.

00:54:59Te estaba desafiando, Brad.

00:55:01¿Ah, sí?

00:55:02La verdad.

00:55:03Vi a otro hombre en la vida de mis hijos que es bueno y amoroso, exitoso.

00:55:06Y no quiero que me agrades, pero no puedo evitarlo.

00:55:09Me agradas, Brad.

00:55:11¿De verdad?

00:55:12Estaba decidido a rechazarte y a recuperar a mi familia.

00:55:14Fui deshonesto contigo y muy tramposo.

00:55:16Me siento como un monstruo.

00:55:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:55:21Arriesgándome a ser irrespetuoso, quiero que cierres la boca.

00:55:24Tienes derecho de sentir esas cosas, ¿OK?

00:55:28Estamos hablando de tus hijos, Dusty, por favor.

00:55:32¿Sin rencores?

00:55:33En lo absoluto.

00:55:35Ven aquí.

00:55:36Oh.

00:55:38Qué curioso.

00:55:40No estás sudando.

00:55:41Gracias por todo ese esfuerzo.

00:55:43Eres ejemplar.

00:55:48Gracias, Dusty.

00:55:49Gracias, Brad.

00:55:53Y todo lo que dijiste sobre rechazarme,

00:55:57quedarte con mi familia, todo eso quedó atrás, ¿verdad?

00:56:00Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:56:01Voy a derrotarte y recuperaré a mi familia.

00:56:03Eso es un hecho.

00:56:04Pero ahora seguiré tu ejemplo y lo haré de forma abierta.

00:56:07Honestamente, como hombre, como tú.

00:56:10¿Qué?

00:56:11Dijiste que te agradaba.

00:56:12Es que sí me agradas, Brad, y mucho.

00:56:14No lo hace más sencillo.

00:56:16Sabes que tendré que decirle a Sara lo que acabas de decir.

00:56:18Claro.

00:56:19Sería irresponsable no hacerlo.

00:56:20¿No le gustará?

00:56:21¿Querrá echarte de aquí?

00:56:22Exactamente, Brad.

00:56:23¿Qué es lo que tramas?

00:56:24Ya te dije lo que estoy tramando.

00:56:26Me quiere explotar la cabeza ahora.

00:56:28Oye, ¿tienes patatas o rábanos?

00:56:30Patatas o algunos rábanos.

00:56:31Griff, sabes que hay rábanos.

00:56:33Lo sabes.

00:56:34Tú me hiciste comprarlos.

00:56:35Quería respetar tu casa preguntando antes de tomarlos.

00:56:37No quería tomar los rábanos.

00:56:38Así nada más.

00:56:39Sí, muchas gracias. Estoy ocupado.

00:56:41Solo ve y toma esos rábanos.

00:56:42Gracias.

00:56:43Oye, tienes razón, Dusty.

00:56:45Sí, no se lo diré a Sara,

00:56:47pero te voy a probar que soy el mejor.

00:56:49Soy el mejor de los Dust, Dusty.

00:57:06¿Ya es Navidad?

00:57:07¿Por qué nadie me lo dijo, hermano?

00:57:08No lo es.

00:57:09Estamos en abril.

00:57:12¡Papi te hizo esto!

00:57:15No, no fue él.

00:57:17¿Brad qué?

00:57:19Me llamo Klaus, Santa Klaus, por favor.

00:57:21Pero ese Brad que mencionan,

00:57:23me llamó hasta el polo norte.

00:57:25Me dijo que sus hijos estaban tristes porque

00:57:27su padre biológico se había perdido de muchas navidades

00:57:30y cumpleaños y celebraciones familiares.

00:57:34Así que me pidió que viniera hoy

00:57:36para que Dusty disfrutara de una Navidad con sus hijos

00:57:40antes de marcharse de nuevo.

00:57:42Seguramente durante mucho tiempo.

00:57:44¿Los podemos abrir?

00:57:46Por supuesto, pequeñita.

00:57:48Creo que son de Brad.

00:57:49De hecho, todos son de parte de Brad.

00:57:51Veamos si hay algún regalo de Dusty.

00:57:54No, ni un solo regalo de Dusty.

00:57:57Todos de Brad.

00:57:58Oigan, niños, no olviden quién les regaló un lindo perro.

00:58:01¡Hey, tumor, dejen paz a la señora Klaus!

00:58:04Escucha, estoy oficialmente preocupada.

00:58:06Tranquila, Klaus no se olvidó de ti.

00:58:10¿Para mí?

00:58:11Sí.

00:58:14¡No puede ser! ¡Cielo, es hermoso! ¡Me encanta!

00:58:16¿Sí te gustó?

00:58:17¡Espera, no! ¡No, no, no, no! ¡Es demasiado!

00:58:22¡Ay, no! ¡Parece que tu humor está descubriendo el regalo de Megan!

00:58:26¡Ahhh!

00:58:33¡Un perro, un perro, un perro, un perro!

00:58:35¡Lo sé, es un perro! ¡Es un perro, Dusty, un perro!

00:58:40¿Lo nombramos Princesa Elsa?

00:58:42Puedes ponerle el nombre que quieras, ¡porque es tuyo!

00:58:45¡Sí!

00:58:46¡Brad! ¿Cómo compraste un perro? ¿Dónde pondrás esa cosa?

00:58:49Amor, puedo hacer un establo en la cochera.

00:58:51Mira, es solo medio caballo.

00:58:53only much better.

00:58:55Oh, what is this?

00:58:56Incredible!

00:58:57They are tickets for a game of the NBA tonight!

00:59:00With Dylan's favorite team, the Lakers of Los Angeles!

00:59:03Oh, thank you, Brad! I love you!

00:59:05I love you, Brad!

00:59:07Not bad.

00:59:09Good move.

00:59:10Merry Christmas, Whittaker family.

00:59:12Christmas?

00:59:14How much did I sleep?

00:59:24Do you have enough candy?

00:59:25Yes.

00:59:26You can eat whatever you want, because it's Christmas!

00:59:27No, it's not. It's not Christmas, kids.

00:59:29Kids, we're here!

00:59:30Oh, it's not true! So close!

00:59:32Yeah, not bad, huh?

00:59:33Megan, I want you to sit there. Perfect.

00:59:35Dylan, you sit next to me.

00:59:36And Dusty, how sorry I am.

00:59:38Yeah, I only got four together. There was no more.

00:59:40You're over there, next to that gentleman.

00:59:44Hey kids, I won't go far.

00:59:45It's not too far.

00:59:48Hey, there's Kobe! It's him!

00:59:50There he is!

00:59:51Thank you, Brad! It's the best gift you've ever given me!

00:59:54You're welcome, Dylan.

00:59:55In all my life!

00:59:56I'm glad it's the best gift you've ever been given!

00:59:59How much did you pay for the seats?

01:00:00Not too much.

01:00:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big round of applause

01:00:03to all the kids from Heart of Courage.

01:00:06Heart of Courage!

01:00:07Love is a miracle!

01:00:10Let's go, kids!

01:00:11That's enough, heart.

01:00:12I only get excited when I'm with my family.

01:00:15Dusty! Dusty Mayron!

01:00:17Marco!

01:00:18Marco!

01:00:19Hello! Are you a coach now?

01:00:21Yes, strength and conditioning.

01:00:22That's great!

01:00:23Hey, I played with him in Italy.

01:00:25He's my family.

01:00:26My little man, Dylan.

01:00:27He's Kobe's biggest fan.

01:00:28Really? I'll introduce you to him, Dylan.

01:00:30What?

01:00:31I can't wait to meet Kobe!

01:00:33Let the whole family come and sit with the team.

01:00:35Hey, she's Megan.

01:00:36She just invited me to her dad and daughter's dance.

01:00:38Wait, wait, what did you just say?

01:00:39Let's go with Kobe.

01:00:40But what did Sara say?

01:00:42Oh, I'm sorry. He's fine.

01:00:44No, I'm not fine. He's not fine.

01:00:45Cielo, you have to calm down.

01:00:46No, I'm not going to calm down.

01:00:47She invited me first and now she's inviting him.

01:00:49No, it's not fair.

01:00:50You know what? I think it's very fair.

01:00:52He has two dads.

01:00:53He wants them both to go.

01:00:54You have to accept it.

01:00:55No, I'm not going to say I accept it.

01:00:56You hear me?

01:00:57I'll take them.

01:00:58I'm going to look for them.

01:00:59I'm a volunteer at the school.

01:01:01I listen to the screams and the cries

01:01:03and the Frozen songs that stop ringing all the time.

01:01:05Cielo!

01:01:06And he appears out of nowhere for a few days

01:01:08and now he can also go.

01:01:10No, no.

01:01:11She has to choose.

01:01:12Either me or him.

01:01:13Megan, you have to choose.

01:01:15You have to choose.

01:01:16The decision you make is important.

01:01:18Hey!

01:01:19Hey, I'm going to pretend you're not acting like a madman

01:01:22because I know you're very upset.

01:01:24But you have to control yourself, okay?

01:01:26Now come down and have a lot of fun with them.

01:01:28No, I just paid $18,000 for these seats.

01:01:30I'm not going to move.

01:01:32What?

01:01:33I...

01:01:34What did you say?

01:01:35Yes.

01:01:36Nothing.

01:01:37It's just...

01:01:38It's true.

01:01:39I'm much more relaxed.

01:01:41Yes, you have to come down and enjoy with us.

01:01:43No!

01:01:44You're going to stay in your $18,000 seats

01:01:46and study different and better ways

01:01:48your family could have used that fortune.

01:01:51Sarah.

01:01:56Can I have a few drinks?

01:01:58I want five drinks.

01:02:00Excuse me, a few drinks.

01:02:14Do I walk?

01:02:15Yes, I can if I go

01:02:17Because I wanna

01:02:21Be ignored by the stiff and the bored

01:02:23Because I'm gonna

01:02:27Let's just say I told you so

01:02:33Come on

01:02:35How is everyone?

01:02:37Let's make some noise!

01:02:41Tonight, a lucky fan

01:02:44will have the chance to throw from the center of the court

01:02:47to win a family vacation to Disney World!

01:02:53And our lucky fan

01:02:55is sitting in section 113,

01:02:59row 6, C1.

01:03:01Where is it? I want to see it.

01:03:03Where is it?

01:03:04113.

01:03:05There it is.

01:03:06That's it.

01:03:07I'm going to Disneyland.

01:03:09I'm going to win the trip.

01:03:10Zebra! Zebra!

01:03:11Zebra!

01:03:13Hello, sir. What is your name?

01:03:15First of all, I love my children.

01:03:17He loves his children! Give him a round of applause!

01:03:21And if anyone ever did anything to them,

01:03:24I would hurt them.

01:03:26Okay.

01:03:27I would hurt them a lot.

01:03:29Okay.

01:03:30That man over there wants to take them away from me.

01:03:33He wants to steal my family.

01:03:35And he doesn't sweat it.

01:03:37Hey, why don't we...

01:03:38But I have news for you, friend.

01:03:40Last night, while you were sleeping,

01:03:42I kissed our wife.

01:03:44Hey.

01:03:45My wife.

01:03:46That's enough.

01:03:47Sara, the one over there.

01:03:48Wait.

01:03:49I gave her a passionate kiss.

01:03:50Hey, that's enough.

01:03:51That's enough.

01:03:52Hey.

01:03:53Friend, stop...

01:03:54Hey!

01:03:55So, even if Sara prefers you,

01:03:57you'll have to be my son's other father.

01:04:00Let's see if that's what you like.

01:04:01Cut the sound. This isn't working.

01:04:03Let's call someone else.

01:04:05Someone else will win a family trip.

01:04:08This is for Dylan and Megan and Sara and Dylan.

01:04:11I'm going to be clean.

01:04:13Attention, you're going to try to be clean.

01:04:23Again.

01:04:24That's it.

01:04:25You want to stay?

01:04:26Again.

01:04:38I'm sorry you had to see that.

01:04:40I'm really sorry.

01:05:07Let's go.

01:05:25Kids, why don't you go in and put on your pajamas?

01:05:30What are you doing?

01:05:32Consoling you.

01:05:34Sara, hey.

01:05:35I'm sorry.

01:05:36It's too soon.

01:05:37I know, but I want you to know that I'm with you.

01:05:39Really?

01:05:40You want to be a real father now?

01:05:42Of course. That's why I'm here.

01:05:43Dusty, I have a lot of work this week,

01:05:45and without Brad, I have to take the kids to school very early,

01:05:47pick them up, take them swimming.

01:05:49Dylan has plans to play with Hila on Thursday,

01:05:51and Megan has an appointment with the dentist on Friday.

01:05:53Hey, Sara, I know I haven't been reliable in the past,

01:05:56but I've changed, okay?

01:05:57This is the new Dusty.

01:05:59Well, you won't take them to school on a motorcycle.

01:06:01Get yourself a car.

01:06:02Okay.

01:06:04Done.

01:06:07Hey!

01:06:08Aren't you staying?

01:06:09Are you sure you don't need company?

01:06:10It's a difficult transition, Sara.

01:06:11I'll wait for you at 6.30 in the morning.

01:06:13Can I at least take my things?

01:06:14No!

01:06:15I'm going to wait a bit, just in case you change your mind.

01:06:22Sara...

01:06:25But why did you pull the trigger?

01:06:28This place is a mess.

01:06:29Something's always going on in this house.

01:06:31Yes, always.

01:06:32Do you want to look for a motel?

01:06:33Go ahead.

01:06:34Do you eat cinnamon cereal?

01:06:35Yes, sir.

01:06:59Kids, don't run!

01:07:00Lindsey, Sloan, that car is open, understood?

01:07:03Sir!

01:07:04Inside the cones, as if it were ice cream.

01:07:06Stay inside the cones.

01:07:07Exactly.

01:07:13How are you?

01:07:14I've noticed that you've come to look for Megan and Dylan.

01:07:17Do I wait for you now?

01:07:18Yes, I'm his real father, so yes, from now on.

01:07:20Excellent.

01:07:21And I noticed that you haven't volunteered here in the line.

01:07:24Brad was very good at helping us out on the street,

01:07:26in the living room, activities, and all that.

01:07:28We always counted on him to sell cakes, festivals,

01:07:30costumes for the dances, you know.

01:07:32I hope you're the new Brad.

01:07:34Of course.

01:07:35You can count on me.

01:07:36I'm his real father, so I'll be here every day.

01:07:38Good.

01:07:39If your kids haven't left yet,

01:07:40I need you to come back at the end of the line, okay?

01:07:42No, I don't think so.

01:07:43I got here ten minutes earlier, so I don't have to...

01:07:45Hey, if your kids haven't left yet, turn around.

01:07:47I know.

01:07:48There's someone in front of me, okay?

01:07:49Well, just surround him.

01:07:50I can't jump the cones.

01:07:51I'm stuck here.

01:07:52Turn around.

01:07:53No, I can't, ma'am.

01:07:54Inside the cones, as if it were ice cream.

01:07:56Turn around.

01:07:57Inside the cones.

01:07:58Amanda has a recital, and I have to get there now.

01:08:00No, no, no.

01:08:01Get out of the way.

01:08:02Get out of the way.

01:08:08Oh, no.

01:08:09You have to get out of the cones.

01:08:14Cones.

01:08:15Respect.

01:08:20Have you been living here for a few days, Brad?

01:08:23No.

01:08:25Then why the blankets, the dishes,

01:08:29and the bad smell?

01:08:31I went to the bathroom in the dumpster.

01:08:34You know, Brad,

01:08:35I'd been dating Charlene for two years,

01:08:37when her first husband showed up.

01:08:39An oriental guy.

01:08:40No.

01:08:41Don't say that.

01:08:42You can't say oriental.

01:08:43His name was Yu, or Wu.

01:08:45Maybe Javier.

01:08:47Anyway, one day I got out early,

01:08:49got home,

01:08:50and there he was, sitting in our bed.

01:08:52I didn't know what to think.

01:08:53Really?

01:08:55You had no idea?

01:08:56Six months later,

01:08:57I woke up in China, in a prison,

01:08:59with a tattoo on my lower back

01:09:01of a golf ball rolling down.

01:09:03I don't want to hear another story.

01:09:05I'm sorry.

01:09:06I know you want to help me.

01:09:07Griff?

01:09:08What are you doing here?

01:09:09It's just that Dusty stopped by the bar today.

01:09:11He said he couldn't do those dad things.

01:09:13I wanted to get him to come clean,

01:09:15but he seemed determined to leave the city.

01:09:17Is he really leaving?

01:09:18I don't have to tell you,

01:09:19but the girl's dance is tonight,

01:09:21and she won't have a daddy.

01:09:22That's great news.

01:09:23Brad, you won.

01:09:24And Dusty,

01:09:25for an act of cowardice,

01:09:27loses.

01:09:28Hey, you're the dad again.

01:09:30Come on.

01:09:31Hit her.

01:09:36No, I'm not his daddy.

01:09:39I'd love to be,

01:09:40but...

01:09:42I'm not.

01:09:43You're right, Brad.

01:09:44A real father would never abandon his children.

01:09:56Griff!

01:09:57Wait!

01:09:59He's still here, Brad.

01:10:00Oh.

01:10:01Hi.

01:10:02I'm sorry.

01:10:03I thought you were...

01:10:04I thought you were angry,

01:10:06and then I heard the door close.

01:10:08I thought this was personal,

01:10:10and that it would be good to close the door.

01:10:12You're very considerate.

01:10:14Yes.

01:10:15And just so you know,

01:10:16what I was going to do

01:10:18was chase you down the hall, Griff.

01:10:20You were going to hear my footsteps,

01:10:22and you'd say,

01:10:23someone's following me, what's going on?

01:10:24Boom.

01:10:25It's Brad.

01:10:26I was going to say,

01:10:27Griff, hey, you're right.

01:10:29That's not true.

01:10:31That would be very moving.

01:10:33Can we do it?

01:10:35Griff, you get angry,

01:10:36and Brad, you chase him.

01:10:37I don't want to participate in that, really.

01:10:40It seems like a huge nonsense.

01:10:42I don't want to.

01:10:43I'd rather not.

01:10:44We could try.

01:10:46No.

01:10:47It would be something forced and strange

01:10:49to try to recreate something.

01:10:51Not even recreate.

01:10:52It would be to create it.

01:10:54It's never happened.

01:10:55He's been talking to me,

01:10:56he's been arguing about something.

01:10:57Aren't you going with your daughter?

01:10:58Yes.

01:10:59Yes.

01:11:00You two can go.

01:11:01Brad, can I go?

01:11:02No.

01:11:14Will Daddy be back?

01:11:15Will he?

01:11:16Oh, sweetie, he'll be back.

01:11:18He promised.

01:11:20He's so complicated.

01:11:23I'll go after them.

01:11:24Go on, have some sugar.

01:11:41Dusty.

01:11:43Nope.

01:11:44What's the matter, Dusty?

01:11:45Where are you going?

01:11:46I'd pay a million dollars to take her to that dance, and you're just leaving?

01:11:49You take her.

01:11:50I don't think so, Dusty.

01:11:51She hasn't loved me since I said I'd make her a baby to take revenge on her mother.

01:11:54That's out of the question.

01:11:55Yes, exactly.

01:11:56You take her.

01:11:58I'm sorry, Brad.

01:11:59It's just that I can't do it.

01:12:00What do you mean you can't do it?

01:12:02I'm not staying inside the cones.

01:12:04Hey, Dusty, the cones are there for safety.

01:12:06It's not about the cones.

01:12:07You just said they were the cones.

01:12:08The cones are a metaphor, Brad.

01:12:10I'm not the domestic type.

01:12:11You understand?

01:12:12Dusty, please.

01:12:13What are you talking about?

01:12:14You're organized, you do things, you bake the best cinnamon rolls I've ever tasted.

01:12:17They were cinnabons, Brad.

01:12:18You can't make that kind of rolls in a homemade oven.

01:12:20I knew it.

01:12:21I knew it.

01:12:22I knew it from the beginning.

01:12:24You just told stories, didn't you?

01:12:25All that special operations stuff.

01:12:26No, just the cinnabons.

01:12:27Why lie about a cinnabon?

01:12:28Because I wanted to win.

01:12:30Yeah?

01:12:31I wanted to prove I was a good father, but I was wrong.

01:12:33Okay?

01:12:34Happy?

01:12:35Is that what you wanted to hear?

01:12:36All the noise, the options, the mess.

01:12:37If you do something wrong, you leave a mark for life.

01:12:39Do you realize that?

01:12:40Yes.

01:12:41A father makes a lot of decisions and is wrong in most of them.

01:12:44And the other parents?

01:12:45You know Hila and we had plans to play.

01:12:47Do you know that?

01:12:48Yes.

01:12:49You can't go to a friend's house on a bike to play Hot Wheels.

01:12:51Now you have to make an appointment.

01:12:52It's a shame, I know.

01:12:53Well, Rui and this kid's dad started questioning me.

01:12:55That if Dylan was on the Dota 2 show, as if Dylan wasn't as smart as his inept son,

01:12:58he wanted to finish that arrogant fool.

01:13:00Look, Dusty.

01:13:01I hate him just like you.

01:13:02Yes?

01:13:03But his son is Dylan's best friend, so hold on.

01:13:06That...

01:13:07What the parents do is...

01:13:09is hold on until they throw us to the ground.

01:13:11Do you understand?

01:13:12That's what we do.

01:13:13I can't stand it, Brad.

01:13:14I can't stand to be thrown to the ground like you.

01:13:16You can handle that more than anyone I know.

01:13:18And I say it like a fulfillment from the bottom of my heart.

01:13:21I'm sorry, Brad.

01:13:22I can't.

01:13:23I really can't.

01:13:24You made a promise to Megan and you're going to keep it.

01:13:33Did you really hit me in the face, Brad?

01:13:35Oh, yes.

01:13:36Knowing that now I have no choice but to cut you into pieces?

01:13:39I hope you don't.

01:13:40But if I did, you'd put up with it for the kids, right?

01:13:44Yes.

01:13:45I'd put up with it.

01:13:54Hurry up.

01:13:55Good luck, 2B.

01:13:56What?

01:13:57No, no, you have to come.

01:13:59It's just that...

01:14:00I can't see Sara after what I said.

01:14:02Sara loves you, Brad.

01:14:03I know what I'm going to tell her.

01:14:05You pretend to be lost without her.

01:14:06I'm lost without her.

01:14:07Perfect.

01:14:08We have to go in, right?

01:14:09But I look terrible.

01:14:10It's true.

01:14:11Come here.

01:14:12What are you doing?

01:14:142B, take your hands off my pants.

01:14:16Calm down.

01:14:17Do you think I like doing this?

01:14:18I'm fixing you up.

01:14:20Let me see.

01:14:23Wow.

01:14:24What a difference.

01:14:25Are you ready?

01:14:27It's amazing.

01:14:28Let's go in.

01:14:34Hey, baby.

01:14:35Daddy wanted to come.

01:14:37I'm sure.

01:14:38It's just a little...

01:14:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:14:44You steady chasing that big white.

01:14:46Just flip me like, oh, oh.

01:14:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:14:49Ain't got no time for no man talk.

01:14:51Just flip me like...

01:14:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:14:53Watch it.

01:14:54He has his arms crossed.

01:14:55You said you were going to smile and applaud.

01:14:57Even the pleasure of seeing me.

01:14:59I'll take care of this.

01:15:00Come.

01:15:01Oh, hello.

01:15:02He's the man who abandoned his kids at school.

01:15:04And who's he coming with?

01:15:05Did you get someone pregnant on the way, Brad?

01:15:07No, I didn't.

01:15:08Sara, listen.

01:15:09No.

01:15:10Sara, but...

01:15:11No, I'm not going to hear you, Dusty.

01:15:12Let me tell you something.

01:15:13Your daughter's been sitting there for two hours with her heart broken.

01:15:15Sara, you don't know how much I'm sorry.

01:15:17Enough.

01:15:18Do any of you want to get your daughter to dance?

01:15:20Really?

01:15:21Yes.

01:15:22No one deserves her, but yes.

01:15:27All yours, Dusty.

01:15:28You go first.

01:15:29You've won more than me.

01:15:30Dusty, she's your daughter.

01:15:31What did I miss?

01:15:33I'm going to tell you something.

01:15:34I'll talk to her nicely about you and I'll do the first piece.

01:15:37Then I'll say goodbye and I'll leave here.

01:15:40Wait, wait, wait.

01:15:42When you say you're leaving, do you mean you're leaving here tonight?

01:15:45Daddy, Brad.

01:15:46Dylan is with the fourth graders.

01:15:48And they're bothering them again.

01:15:50Although yes, those insects are dead.

01:15:52Where are they?

01:15:54Are they the fourth graders?

01:15:55They're girls.

01:15:56Uh-huh.

01:15:57And they're bad.

01:15:58What do you do in the dance of dads and daughters?

01:16:00Are you a daughter?

01:16:01Are you a girl?

01:16:02Are you afraid to face me without your two friends?

01:16:04Oh, no.

01:16:05She's facing the oldest.

01:16:06Oh, no, no, no.

01:16:07No.

01:16:08Wait.

01:16:09Dare you.

01:16:10Dylan.

01:16:12No, Dylan.

01:16:13What are you doing?

01:16:14Did you see?

01:16:15Did you see?

01:16:16I hit her in the face like you taught me.

01:16:17What?

01:16:18And then I kicked her in the underpants.

01:16:19Did you like it, bitch?

01:16:20No, no, no, no.

01:16:21Do you want more, bitch?

01:16:22Daughter, daughter, what happened?

01:16:23What's going on here?

01:16:24He hit me in the face.

01:16:25And then he kicked me in the area of the suit.

01:16:27And then he insulted me, Dad.

01:16:28Who, daughter?

01:16:29Was he?

01:16:30It was him.

01:16:31I saw him.

01:16:32They taught him to hit girls.

01:16:33No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:16:34We thought your daughter was a boy.

01:16:35What?

01:16:36No, no, no.

01:16:37We thought your daughter was a girl.

01:16:38Yes, if you had done it, we would have told you not to hit a girl.

01:16:39And I'm sure it only bothers you because you like her, friend.

01:16:40Oh, no.

01:16:41Of course not.

01:16:42That's a lie.

01:16:43Oh, I think he likes her.

01:16:44Oh, gross.

01:16:45I don't care.

01:16:46Of course he likes her.

01:16:47Did you call my daughter crazy?

01:16:48What?

01:16:49They insinuated it, Jerry.

01:16:50Hey, you're exaggerating.

01:16:51Mrs. Troy, will you let me?

01:16:52I'll fix it.

01:16:53First of all, who is the child's father?

01:16:54They are both.

01:16:55It can't be.

01:16:56I'm sorry.

01:16:57It's the first time he's referring to me like that.

01:16:58It's something I've been wanting to hear for a long time.

01:16:59So, I'm going to go.

01:17:01What?

01:17:02I'm sorry.

01:17:03It's the first time he's referring to me like that.

01:17:04It's something I've been wanting to hear for a long time.

01:17:07So, it's very emotional.

01:17:08I cry easily.

01:17:11When things get emotional, they always make fun of me.

01:17:13I'm the second husband.

01:17:14So he's the real father.

01:17:15Hey, don't let me embarrass you, friend.

01:17:16Oh, you're threatening me, man.

01:17:17She is threatening you, Jerry.

01:17:18She's not threatening anyone, you know?

01:17:19But I suggest you calm down, Jerry.

01:17:24And you, tie, shut your mouth or I'll lock it and you won't open it again.

01:17:28Hey, hey, hey, everyone calm down, we're at the dance of fathers and daughters.

01:17:32Don't meddle, get out of here, you don't count, I'll talk to the real father.

01:17:35Hey, Brad is a better father than any of us.

01:17:37If you want to know how to raise your children, look at him.

01:17:40I'm going again.

01:17:42What did I tell you?

01:17:43Are you serious?

01:17:44Of course, Brad.

01:17:46You're a great father.

01:17:50Did you like it?

01:17:51You shouldn't have done that.

01:17:51No? Why?

01:17:52Something tells me that your job is to eliminate people.

01:17:54You haven't been very clear with me, but it's what I'm assuming.

01:17:57Hey, are you ready?

01:17:58Of course I am.

01:17:59Are you ready?

01:17:59Yes, come on.

01:18:00If that's what you want.

01:18:01Daddy.

01:18:11I'm going to hit you again, what are you waiting for?

01:18:16But what are you doing?

01:18:19Is it some kind of judo or karate?

01:18:21Help me, Brad.

01:18:21Yes, it's a dance, Jerry.

01:18:23Yes, you have to dance, Jerry.

01:18:29Yes!

01:18:30They just challenged you, Jerry.

01:18:32They just challenged you, seriously.

01:18:34They didn't challenge me.

01:18:36I challenge you here.

01:18:37You don't know this about me, Jerry.

01:18:39But I like to move.

01:18:41Yes, that's it.

01:18:48Yes, that's it.

01:18:50Yes, that's it.

01:18:53It's a goal, Brad.

01:18:59Yes!

01:19:07It's not true.

01:19:11I'm the only one without a shirt.

01:19:15You can't leave us now.

01:19:16Do you want me to stay?

01:19:17Children grow very fast.

01:19:19You'll miss it.

01:19:21You're sweating a lot.

01:19:23I know, I sweat a lot.

01:19:24That's good.

01:19:25Yes.

01:19:55Like a G6.

01:20:25And her coach.

01:20:26She's my coach, Adriana.

01:20:27Adriana, I'm Brad.

01:20:28Let's play?

01:20:29Okay.

01:20:30They're your brother and sister.

01:20:31Play well, okay?

01:20:32Who's here, sweetheart?

01:20:33Hello, Sara.

01:20:34She's my wife, Karen.

01:20:35Your wife?

01:20:36It's Karen.

01:20:37Wow.

01:20:38Hello.

01:20:39It's incredible.

01:20:40It turns out he's a doctor and a famous novelist.

01:20:43And, well, if you could...

01:20:45You have to open it.

01:20:46Come here.

01:20:47Let's change.

01:20:48Come, Griff.

01:20:50And I was very surprised to know that we are the same age.

01:20:53Happy birthday.

01:20:54I mean, she looks very young, doesn't she?

01:20:56Good for her.

01:20:57Heaven, you look beautiful tonight.

01:20:59What are you talking about?

01:21:00It's my normal clothes.

01:21:01That's how I am every day.

01:21:03I fixed myself very quickly.

01:21:05Hello, Griff.

01:21:06Hello, little one.

01:21:07Do you want to come here?

01:21:08Do you think I'm going to steal your wallet?

01:21:09No.

01:21:10He doesn't have any money, Brad.

01:21:11Sweetheart, be careful with that knife.

01:21:13You're not my dad.

01:21:14Brad was right.

01:21:15Being the other dad isn't always easy.

01:21:17But he's also right that it's worth it.

01:21:19And he was also right about the truck.

01:21:21It's a great family car.

01:21:23It has a lot of space for the kids and the equipment.

01:21:25And good power for me.

01:21:26I bought the equipped model.

01:21:27With more luxuries than Brad's.

01:21:28But Brad doesn't have to know that.

01:21:32Daddy!

01:21:35Sweetheart, I was waiting for the day that...

01:21:54Did you swallow saliva?

01:21:55No.

01:21:56I heard you swallow a little.

01:21:57Well, maybe a little.

01:21:58Daddy!

01:21:59Are you sure?

01:22:00It's bigger than you.

01:22:02It has arms.

01:22:06I liked it.

01:22:07I really liked it.

01:22:08Yes.

01:22:09I hope he likes us.

01:22:10Yes, remember.

01:22:11A close demo.

01:22:12Yes.

01:22:13We have to say hello.

01:22:14Yes, well, don't worry.

01:22:15I can do this.

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01:22:17You must be Roger.

01:22:18Nope.

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